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When Casi got married, which I’m sure she did her husband lovingly said to her “I, as a Joe Kennedy Junior look alike from a poor family that you lie to pretend is rich demand that you take your big boobs off Instagram put them on TikTok and make me feel safe. Because if you show your big boobs with a filter that makes you look better looking than you really are on TikTok I at least have the psychological comfort of knowing that when they see you, they are aroused by the woman who doesn’t exist and not by you.” And since they are now married, which Casi so obnoxiously advertises in her photos of her rigs, I hope that she doesn’t commit suicide if she reads this blog. Because if she married him to compete with Lacey, that was very stupid, because there was no way that was ever going to amount to a competition.

Competition requires two people who are able to both win at any given time during the competition. As bad as it sounds to say, in reality, there was no competition with anyone on Instagram at the Perfume community. Anyone who is no one who is as beautiful or as rich or old money or intelligent or well bred or whatever you want to say, is Lacey there just isn’t. And what bothers Lacey is that they didn’t take that as a sign to not give a shit and have fun.

Your pearls look fake, you don’t probably don’t drive a Mercedes and I highly doubt that you or your daughter are as beautiful as me and my mom. Regardless you’re not married to a man that runs the world so when you wear perfume from the highlands by Jo Malone in a small bottle that you can afford don’t think that Lacey gives one fucking shit. It’s people like that bitch who has been competing with me for years now in her delusional mind thinking that a coach bag for what $.50 means something? Or Monica with her shit looking face that she loves to make look glamorous in photography…and then in other photography that’s more authentic looks like shit but OK you’re not that pretty you’re really not you’re actually slightly ugly. I don’t want to see any more photos of your profile that smug south possessed look on your face thinking, “Oh I look glamorous, compared to the peasants that come to my shop!”

But it’s all clear to somebody would read my block they might they might read this and then again they might not where they might just be too stupid to realize that a coach bag and perfume from the Body Shop isn’t going to make Lacey feel threatened? i

“It isn’t threatening to me that’s why it pisses me off because it’s an insult to reality. And yes, I really am not deep and I am hurt that you walk around thinking that you have a brain.” says Lacey. “And what Bobby you’re probably about bankrupt at this point and I happen to know that Maeve lived in what a seven or $800,000 house? My aunt grew-up on an island off California grew up in $1 million house. My in-laws have a house in Maryland next to a lake worth more than your sisters house where her daughter drowned.”

“Yeah he could be bankrupt almost at this point. And I am sure his brothers are worth by $10 or $20 million at the very most probably closer to three or four and I’m sure there are many people Lacey’s family that are far wealthier and have been since birth, than what they are right now.” says Michael. “For granola moms who think that they can turn into old money Bobby is middle-class Joe in reality.”

“But it’s a nice bag. A Coach bag is a nice bag.” says a husband.

“But it’s not that nice of a big it’s nice but it’s not that nice. It doesn’t even look that nice! What are you trying to do with the bag and the perfume that copies Lacey and insults her humanity? Are you trying to compete or are you trying to find someway to be British and compete? What the fuck are you dumb bitches doing?” asks a Congdon.

“Or was that a Roosevelt or a son from some other elite family that Lacey has no way of knowing because she’s not dead yet?” asks Elliott Roosevelt.

“It doesn’t make sense if you’re trying to compete it doesn’t work you’re not wealthy like we are. We could compete with Lacey and win. We already have in a way although not entirely because I have a feeling that Tommy Banks was probably a lot wealthier than people think. …And if he’d been able to have Lacey when he was in his 20s or 30s, he probably would’ve been more legally wealthy because he would have felt the paternal instinct, and likely provided a better life for her using means that we’re more appropriate.” says Mrs. Congdon.

“Your house is about the size of Maeve’s house isn’t it. It’s just worth a lot less because it’s not in Washington DC..” says a perfume hater. “Whatever, I already know it probably is. Did you ever feel like you needed to escape to your father’s lake house during Covid or did you just go in your backyard and do gardening?”

“You know that she probably just went in the backyard and did gardening because she knows how to behave because she was raised well. That’s what being well bred means Casi it means having a mindset the allows you to live well. ..No it really does mean that in a lot of you that wanna compete with your shit compared with Lacey homes don’t seem to understand that.” says a Congdon. “Whatever weird smoke signals you peasants are trying to send they don’t make sense. She’s not competing with billionaires. Unless if they’re middle-class, there could be some fascinating class billionaires. And then those people feel very insecure around Lacey because they know she’s right; they really are more middle class than she is even though she’s not worth billions of dollars. …But it really is humorous. What are you people trying to do? What were you trying to do for the last 10 years competing with these bottles of perfume that aren’t impressive or purses that aren’t impressive or faces that aren’t impressive. What are you trying to do? Because it doesn’t work.”

“I don’t think we’re smart enough to realize that it’s not working.” says a perfume hater still competing.

“You’ve destroyed the perfume community with your vanity…because it should be obvious that it’s never going to work!” says Louis Hill Jr.. “My second wife has been very vain when it comes to Lacey. Because she doesn’t ever seem to realize that she cannot arouse me as much as Lacey does. I am not as aroused by her. I’m just not as aroused. So every time she loves me back thinking that she knows something about my body or my mind that Lacey doesn’t and so she wins it falls flat because she isn’t Lacey. It it’s there’s not a competition there.”

“What was West Bloomington like?” asks a perfume hater.

“That’s a very strange way to word that question; you sound incredibly condescending. Do you even have as much money as Lacey’s hired hand?” asks Clara Congdon.

“She’s had actual maids. Have you ever had a maid in America?“ asks Chester.

“No, no none of us have.” says Casi on behalf of the entire perfume community.

“Then why are you still all competing with her in your own stupid, subtle ways?” asks Clara Congdon.

“When you guys are dead if you go to Purgatory and you’re still competing it’s not gonna mean anything, it’s not gonna affect anyone, it’s not going to do anything evil and so Lacey can stop caring. She only cared because it seemed evil to let you get away with your lie. So when you’re all dead, if you don’t go to Hell and you’re still competing in purgatory and it doesn’t do anything that’s gonna be sad. That’s gonna be very sad and that bothers Lacey too!” says a famous great American actor who’s almost dead from old age. He’s Catholic.

“It just a baffles us as to why are you people are so attached to competition that you manufacture this competition that’s not even possible in your heads?” asks Chester Congdon.

“And someday Lacey will know when she dies why you’re all doing it…because in order for her to move forward psychologically…she really does need to understand what makes you all tick, so to speak.” says Lem.

“ I send demons, and sometimes I talk to them myself to make them have delusions of grandeur to just a personally attack you.” says Mr. Blue to Lacey. “And other people in the current Illuminati even join in; sometimes or even have kids do it.”

“I think that there’s a lot of people in the illuminati who are clinging to power through the Illuminati who are actually quite poor and middle class. …Maybe in the 1800s or 1900s they were really rich like the Kennedys and other families too but then because they were middle class and all of their old money appeal was a façade they’re now poor. In order for old money to be real it has to have a tendency to keep coming back. It has to have buoyancy over hundreds of years. It has to have buoyancy.” says Chester Congdon. “And excuse us if we’re not real keen on peasants because I’ve probably hurt Lacey with my house. But she still would like to be able to be my friend if she could be. And then we adopted a little girl into our family who may have been an actual peasant, and she possibly killed my daughter in her sleep. She that little peasant, who is not mine anymore potentially at all, killed my daughter for money…for money, because she could never figure out in her peasant brain how to stop spending it.”

“So your house is hurt Lacey but I bet there’s also a safety in your house as well?” asks a perfume hater.

“Yes very much so and it’s been odd how every time she’s been up north lately she’s never been able to go to our house. There’s always some spiritual wall that isn’t Godly keeping her from coming to visit us. No she came to our house when she was a little girl and a teenager-or no a teenager maybe a few times and once when she was with her husband when she was in her 20’s but she hasn’t been to our house since.” says Chester Congdon. “Of course what’s hilarious is that her father who really was involved in White Water and a lot of other things that he was never given credit for so to speak…was represented by the same law firm and lawyers as my granddaughter, who possibly killed my daughter.”

“And he went to prison. He went to prison for doing what? For being a bootlegger and involved in I don’t know the sale of pornography probably maybe some prostitution. I don’t think he really got involved in drugs much that’s probably when he started getting out of out of business so to speak. I don’t think he wanted to get involved in certain things.” says Chester Congdon.

“You guys oh and Minnesota’s Downton Abbey and Lacey goes to your house to feel safe in her spirit?” asks a perfume hater. “Does Casi remind you of your umm….adopted granddaughter?”

“Yes, very much, so are you all cited with her in the corner popular opinion when our granddaughter was involved with her ex-husband who helped to commit a murder, the corner popular opinion sided on our behalf. And part of that was because we really looked the part. Lacey actually does too in a real authentic way. But she didn’t own the Congdon mansion. Her father owned $1 million house next to an exclusive lake and a farm and a cabin. And because he was so smart and rebellious against his parents, she is now being punished for it in the court of popular opinion. What kind of precedent are you people trying to set? That the elite can’t rebel against their parents or question that authority at all what kind of market are you people creating?” asks a Congdon son.

“You can’t side with someone like Casi in a debate over money in certain scenarios with someone like Lacey you just can’t.” says Clara Congdon.

“But I think we all thought that Lacey was being snobby and so we were hurt and we were trying to find someway to get back at her.” says the perfume community.

“And she was she was being snobby. Lacey is snobby; that’s just who she is.“ says Lem.

“Oh dear, God, what an idiotic thing for Lacey to be doesn’t understand old money wealth.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr. seriously.

“Except Bobby that’s not true. These people really are old money and I don’t think that you and your family are.“ says a perfume hater.

“Why are you snobby?“ asks a perfume hater.

“Because you have no clue if there’s an Illuminati and last night I did feel like I could almost die literally several times from demonic suffocation, and I’m struggling again today and I know that it’s not natural entirely at all. …And yet the way that you talk, you have sympathy for Bobby, who probably killed his last wife, who is probably sent his brother to purgatory prematurely, who could’ve molested his nieces and sent them to an early grave as well. And yet you side with him you side with Casi…and that’s why I’m snobby and then I just get snobbier the more that you keep threatening my life for the sake of your egos.”

“So actual old money feels like it’s all on a team together and then you guys have little clans that comprise the team?” asks a Gen. Z old money aesthetic lover.

“We used to have our own life we used to have our own reservation shall we say. We used to have our own little plot of land our own little life we used to have our own little colony in a nation. And that isn’t a racist statement. It’s actually more of a commonality we used to have our own neighborhood. And Lacey could’ve joined that and married one of us, and then been fine…and some degree that is what happened. But her husband is too middle class to able to love her and really for them to be happy almost at all as a couple. And some actual real old money men are very mean and abusive, very violent, abusive men. But the culture, the people that should exist like Michael for Lacey to marry don’t exist anymore. They either are dead from old age or their children and grandchildren were altered by the short-lived Kennedy Administration.” says Chester Congdon.

“They really did alter the American landscape, socially-economically speaking to make everyone infinitely more middle class than they were.” says Clara Congdon. “Because they shamed the upper class. They shamed them to seeming stuffy and asexual and gay like Lem.”

“Yes, that was Jack’s contribution to society from his parents. He seems like the super virile straight man, even though he lost two children in utero. … and thanks to his administration that yes, was very short-lived. For a reason. The Congdon mansion in the dead is no longer open to the public. It’s owned by the family, and they allow people in and out at their own discretion. Because they don’t trust people anymore thanks to you Jack and your lack of understanding about who I was among a great many other mistakes made by your family.” says Lem Billings.

“But what we’re really talking about today isn’t Jack and his spoiled, troubled understanding of American History. We’re talking about who Lacey belongs to because after last date and other recent conversations that have gone really badly, she know wonders if she’s with me at all. She wonders if I mean anything or him essentially meaning less entity at this point in relation to her aside from the astronomical pain that I can inflict on her.” says Lem.

“Yeah you want to kill her? Do you read Bobby? Because if you’re reading her blog if there is an Illuminati do you read or do you just know how to sound smart and do legal shit or do you hire people to illegal legal shit for you to seem smart?” asks a perfume hater. “You know it’s funny how Joe went to Harvard Law School, struggled, and then no Kennedy really ever went there afterwards? Or you’ve gone there but like very hush-hush because you guys struggle with actual legal stuff and you don’t want anyone to know that?” asks a perfume hater. “I mean I think I’ve heard that people have gone there since but it’s just strange how little you guys really deal with that. I mean you apparently did stuff but if this is really you that were talking to on her blog, you do seem too stupid to be responsible for a lot of the stuff that you claim to be responsible for. And it’s not how you say things it’s your like your logic and reasoning when it comes to cause-and-effect and a great many other things that’s like totally lacking. And yeah, your novel that you wrote about your crush Bill Gates is kind of just creepy.”

“It’s always the ones who pull your hair on the playground!” says a Bill Gates.

“Who’s more evil, Bobby? You or Bill?!” ask the Irish of Ireland.

Pictures at an Exhibition by Modest Mussorgsky plays.

Jack sits in the backseat of a truck in Alabama. He’s gobsmacked by the terror he sees when Matthew Shepard re-enacts his murder for him. At age 17 Jack cries. The bullies who killed Matthew Shepard think JFK is straight. They expect Jack to find it very cool.

Jack pretends to by instinct.

Lacey appears. “Where’s your faggot friend, Lemoyne?!” asks Lacey.

Jack clears his throat. Smiles. Shrugs.

“Wanna go teach him a lesson next?!” asks Lacey jokingly but seductively daring the young men on.

“Yes!! So chill!!” they say.

Jack looks…mildly visibly uncomfortable.

The drive to the Billings’s house is long. Jack sits quietly the whole time. Laughing once at a joke one of the hotter male bullies tells.

…

And Keith shot himself…to honor Lacey’s humanity. His grandfather taught him to be a decent, good, Godly man.

“She really does feel like she’s being suffocated.” says Keith. “She’s literally gasping for air. It’s not just anxiety.”

“Welcome to official old money! You aren’t asking to be recognized but Mr. Blue and Bobby decided for you against your wills.” says Michael Rockefeller.

“So do you all think Keith is an idiot?” asks his sister of the dead Rockefellers.

“No! Somehow his spirit was intensely grieved. Your grandma and grandpa are very protective of you…in life. Not just from Christian Heaven. And his spirit could possibly sense Lacey’s suffering. …And he felt incredibly anguished. And maybe he couldn’t figure out how to handle what his mind and spirit were telling him. It was just…profoundly overwhelming. …If his spirit was that close to God…he just…decided he wanted to be even closer to God than he could be in a fallen world given what he was feeling. And in his case he may have in a larger sense done it out of a sense of urgency and honor.” says Michael Rockefeller. “I don’t think he’s an idiot. I think he was a victim. And in a way possibly a hero.”

“We love Keith!” says Nelson. “He’s a great young man!”

“But you mustn’t kill yourselves! Death should only arrive when God chooses.” says Clara Congdon. “Don’t be creative or artistic with my words.”

If Lacey doesn’t suffocate we’ll go see what’s going on with JFK.

…

At Lem Billings’s house…the violent anti-homosexual gang including JFK…knock on the door. A maid answers. She looks confused.

“Jack, didn’t you say Lem lived here?!” asks the ring leader.

“Yes! He does!” says Jack.

The ringleader turns to the maid and takes a violent yet passive posture. “So! Where’s Lemoyne?!”

“Lem?? Or the college?” asks the maid.

The ringleader looks visibly upset. He grits his teeth. Grinds his teeth, showing off his jaw.

“You don’t know where he is?!” he asks the maid suddenly seeming embarrassed by his poor background.

“That’s none of your business!!” says the maid before slamming the door in their faces.

The ringleader looks even more irate. The anti-homosexual violent bullies begin laughing. Jack joins them awkwardly.

Lacey knocks on the door.

The maid answers.

“I’d like to see Lem!” says Lacey.

“Okay!” says the maid trying not to grin. Lacey goes inside leaving the anti-homosexual violent bullies at the doorstep. The maid smiles politely at the group of confused young men and then shuts and locks the door.

“That bitch!!” says the ringleader.

The other young men in the group of anti-homosexual violent bullies start laughing. They all sound like an odd mix of sad she’s happy both.

Jack looks lost.

“What’s going on?!” Jack asks.

The ringleader nods his head for emphasis had then says, “She gonna turn that damn fag into a straight man.”

Jack Kennedy looks ready to faint. He leans against the front door. They all stare suspiciously at JFK.

“Let’s go get some ice cream!” says JFK weakly.

They all look mildly repulsed by the idea but then think about it.

“Sure! Let’s get something to lick so you can watch us and figure out which one of us is gay?!” asks the ringleader.

“No! I’m not like that! Ok?! I’m just ready for ice cream!” says Jack Kennedy.

They all look confused. “Why doesn’t the maid know you!?“ asks the ringleader.

“Because she’s new!” says JFK.

“She doesn’t seem new!” says the ringleader.

“Then why does she seem new to me?!” asks JFK.

“Because she’s not new you liar!!” yells the ringleader.

“Why isn’t Lacey coming back?! Isn’t that weird, Jack?” asks one of the young men. “That’s her boyfriend why did you think he was a gag-hit??”

“Why do you think they’re having sex?!” asks JFK sounding intrigued. “They could easily be up there watching television or doing each other’s hair.”

“Lacey?!” asks the ringleader. “Yeah right!”

“No! She’s not a slut!” says JFK.

“No! I’m not saying that! …But they ain’t dancing and singing.” says the ringleader. He laughs.

Jack tries to force a laugh. He fails. Tries again.

“How you know that boy??” asks one of the men.

“He’s an old family friend. I met him at Choate. We were roommates and he saved my life. And then we went to Europe together.” says JFK dead.

“He saved your life??” asks the ringleader, increasingly upset.

“Yes! We went to Europe together to be cool.” says JFK.

“You’re a fag?!?” asks the ringleader.

“No!!! No!!! I screwed sooo sooo sooo many women.” says JFK.

They think. “Did y’all enjoy yourselves?!” asks the ringleader.

“Yeah!!” says JFK laughing luridly.

“That’s good. That’s good. …So you’re a half fag?! Like a half wit?” asks the ringleader.

“No! I’m fully committed to my heterosexuality.” says JFK.

“We know about Brett.” says one of them.

The ringleader laughs.

“You’re not even worth killing.” says the ringleader to JFK.

“I can’t go to Hell.” says Jack dead.

“Why not?!” asks the ringleader.

“Because the Illuminati is too stupid.” says JFK.

“How?!” asks the ringleader genuinely intrigued.

Jack laughs. “They keep trying to kill Lacey.”

“Yeah, we know!” says one of the guys.

“And…telling people Lem was for sure gay.” says JFK.

They look confused. “Lem is more straight than us!”

“No he’s not!!!” yells JFK.

The guys laugh.

“Should we go knock?!” jokes the ringleader.

The guys chuckle.

“Hey! Let’s get ice cream!!” jokes one of the boys.

“You guys are assholes!” yells JFK.

“No! You’re the ass according to Brett!” says one of them.

“Hey! Brett and I are friends!” says JFK.

“Oh really?? Friends who fuck?!” says the ringleader.

“We are friends!!!” yells JFK.

“You’re a fag!! You’re a homo! When you fuck Brett it means something! When I do it…it’s as a friend. He’s very friendly!” jokes the ringleader.

Later.

Jack has been beaten up. He decided to admit he loves Brett. They beat Jack up out of jealousy. They’d all spiritually had sex with Brett.

“How does that happen spiritually?!” asks a woman.

“Did Brett even know that it wasn’t Jack?” asks a another woman.

“It’s just normal sex. But it happens in the supernatural.” says JFK. “I pushed Brett a little. Our first time.”

“You actually pushed him?!” asks the first woman.

“Yes!” yells JFK. “No!! …Brett might’ve thought it was just me.”

“Jack…why did they think it was just to beat you up?!” asks a Catholic.

“Because I cheated in my heart.” Jack says, whimpering.

“And Brett knew?!” asks his nephew.

“YES!!!!” yells Jack, shaking.

“So…that’s why he slept around?” asks Lem jokingly. “But you noticed huh?! You must not be English!”

“He’s not a Nazi!” says Jack, crying.

“He dresses like a tiki torch Nazi!” says Lem.

“Lem! So what?!??” yells JFK. “I like it!!”

“I know, Jack!” says Lem. “What do you like about it?!”

“You know whether or not homosexuality is allowed. But I do like it… It’s…so sexy!” says JFK.

“I wasn’t gay. That being said, you mean you find southern country club dress sexy?!” asks Lem.

“It gets me every time!” says JFK.

“Southern or preppy?!” asks Jackie Bouvier.

Jack thinks. “Southern. Every time.”

“That’s not really Pennsylvania.” says a gay man from Pennsylvania. He laughs. “I mean…there’s a tinge of that in Western Pennsylvania…but…it’s not actually Virginia or Arkansas or South Carolina. You get my point.”

“I know!” says JFL bitterly.

The gay man in Pennsylvania cringes.

“I’m gay and I do live here though!” says the gay man in Pennsylvania.

“Yeah! But you don’t dress like Brett!” says JFK.

“Lem did!” says the gay man in Pennsylvania.

“Yeah.” says JFK sadly.

“But…why!?” asks the gay man in Pennsylvania. “Did it seem weird??”

“Yes!!!” says JFK. “But I fell for him.”

The gay man in Pennsylvania sighs. “Well…that’s…sad. It’s just sad. Because I have a feeling he was straight, Jack.”

Jack looks angry.

“How ya doing??” asks the gay man in Pennsylvania.

“I get so jealous.” says JFK.

The gay man in Pennsylvania laughs. “Aww. Let’s…focus on why Brett likes you!”

“He says I’m ‘Cape Cod Chic.’” says JFK.

The gay man in Pennsylvania is in shock. He opens his mouth in awe.

“Am I jealous of Brett or am I imagining things?” says the gay man in Pennsylvania.

“I’m not jealous of him. I get jealous over him because he’s too perfect. It’s like everywhere I go with him I see men staring at him and I think women do too and I just think ‘Hey, why don’t they sense my presence?’” says JFK.

The gay man in Pennsylvania laughs. “But shy are we punishing Lacey and Lem for Brett being a little bit of a flirt? Or is it worse than that?”

“He’s not really a flirt. He is just he is so elegant, so perfectly elegant, and it reminds me of Grace Kelly in the way that he walks except he’s a man…but it’s just…he is the most chic human I’ve ever seen.” says JFK.

“Except he’s not a woman though; does that bother you?“ asks Louis.

Lacey suddenly feels faint and suffocated again. It was fine until the Illuminati felt too insulted again for reasons of social class.

“I don’t want people to go to Hell thinking that being gay is OK!” says Bobby Kennedy Jr. crying.

And at that they desperately try to kill Lacey. She lays down to catch her breath.

“Why can’t we just examine Brett style?! I mean why can’t you just let people enjoy the fact that Brett is really beautiful looking weather homosexuality is allowed in Heaven or not. I have a feeling he has an extraordinarily good sense of style and I’d like to discuss that but then you keep suffocating me at the stupidest moments like right when I started trying to find out what his style looks like.” says Lacey.

“You guys have literally started a pandemic World War III, a banking crisis, a train derailment of historic proportions…and then what!? Your niece is dead two nieces are dead and if you guys really are actually in the Illuminati why doesn’t that bother you more why doesn’t that scare you? Did you give a shit about them at all or they just for show? You know I’d be worried about that sin too Bobby not just homosexuality if it’s a sin.” says Michael. “Let’s hope Brett worships God and is allowed into heaven because he’s right with God when he dies.”

“Your father was trying to impersonate the upper class old money when he always claimed that the Kennedys were super loyal to each other, wasn’t he?” asks Lem.

“I think Lacey has multiple sclerosis-is that-you have multiple sclerosis!! That’s not us trying to kill you you’ve got multiple sclerosis.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr. suddenly. “See you’ve got a realize you’re probably schizophrenic…so you’ve got to try to figure out what’s going on in your actual life! You can’t be thinking crazy thoughts! You have to think what it could really be maybe it’s multiple sclerosis.”

“I mean you’re being ridiculous people know that there’s like…probably an Illuminati.” says a Tik Tok star to Bobby.

“No they don’t know. They really don’t know! They don’t know! You don’t know! You don’t know.“ says Bobby literally pouting.

“Let’s talk about Brett’s sense of style!” says JFK.

Michael gets silenced by Bobby who can possibly control her phone through his “contacts” in the CIA.

Later.

It’s possible that they’ve caused early menopause in Lacey who is turning 40 this year. That’s her body’s possible reaction to what they’ve spiritually been triggering for seven years. She is now possibly in the beginning stages of menopause.

“Oh no, Lacey actually isn’t embarrassed by that she just doesn’t want to die before her daughter turns 24.” says a southerner.

“So by letting-having her sleep with the dead she’s literally it’s like she’s aging more quickly and then were using that to try to suffocate her?” asks Bobby Kennedy Jr. mimicking empathy.

Elliot Roosevelt finds the whole thing morbidly hilarious.

“Why, why is it funny?! Her body really is trying to obey God and her body is getting the indication that she should be older and so it’s trying to obey.” says a father.

“You really just want to make sure your kids are adults before you die. Otherwise you’re really fine with all of it as long as you can live fine and everything’s OK and your kids are OK you’re just worried about the state of the world and your children.“ says the southerner to Lacey.

“Yes, that is absolutely right. That is what she’s worried about. Literally what she’s worried about you better believe it.“ says Lem.

“Well, I would still like to know how Brett dresses. I have a feeling that it’s the old money style that people are looking for; a chic, elegant aesthetic.” says Michael.

Later.

“Bobby do you run a gay sex ring of male prostitutes?“ asks a Millennial.

“I am trying to cause her to pass out Bobby. I’m trying OK but it’s not easy if this isn’t real God‘s not letting her die she’s being tortured by us but he’s not letting her die.” says a wizard in the Illuminati.

Later.

“Does does does Leslie have a have an argument with Lacey?“ asks a southerner.

“She blocked and reported him on Instagram.” says a man in the Illuminati.

“He was part of the reason-he couldn’t stand that I thought Lem was attracted to women in any real way at all. He thought I should pretend-marry him because if I was looking for a gay man, he was ‘a good idea.’ He kept insisting he was bisexual. I don’t know if that even was real at all and I wasn’t attracted to him. But he thought I should be with JP Kennedy, the ghost, and no he couldn’t stand that I thought Lem was straight. He thought it was disgusting. …And he also thought I was racist against Hispanic people.” says Lacey.

“Was he part of a southern plot, some sort of like racist, southern plot within the Illuminati?!” asks a perfume hater.

“If there’s one that involves closeted, white Democrat Dixiecrat homosexuals yes.” says Lacey.

“And I bet he hated that you were real old money, especially from the south didn’t he?” asks Truman Capote. “For all you know Leslie is now straight, humbled and terrified about the state of humanity, for all you know.”

“No the Nesheims did not kill Leslie Jordan. It had nothing to do with that family, or any of the families connected to Lacey through living blood or marriage.” says the Illuminati.

They violently try to suffocate her but her body fights back.

“Let’s see what Brett dress is like and does to himself physically to look nice.“ says Michael.

“Were they trying to homosexualize the entire country?!” asks a southerner.

“Well that was part of it. We may have also been trying to kill Lacey. You’re not supposed to find the Illuminati and we just couldn’t stand her and we were we were part of a group of people trying to kill her and yes, it had something to do with the fact that she wasn’t keen on saying homosexuality was allowed by the Bible for certain.” says Leslie.

“ and frankly, God might even think that was better to.and frankly, God might even think that was better to.

“The previous quotation was a witch reading Lacey’s blog, trying to advocate for her to have a brain aneurysm, a stroke, or a heart attack instead of being suffocated to death. And while she was telling them that Lacey had a huge swelling sensation and pain in her head, where she fell, and had a serious concussion because she hit her head against a radiator and it sliced into her scalp. That’s where the blood came from that got on her sweater from Brooks Brothers. And the idea was suggesting that that was a far more humane way for them to try to kill Lacey. And she was trying to talk them into it using rationality. But they can’t handle hearing that so they cut her off. They tried suffocating Lacey because Lacey has told them the exact same thing herself dozens of times and then that means that Lacey is right again and they can’t handle hearing that.” says Michael.

“Oh I’m sure there are a lot of covens that are very pissed off; Satan himself hears an earful from these people.“ says Louis. “So does God.”

“Seriously?!” asks Bobby.

“Ahh…well, let’s see. Ahh…yeah!” says a demon.

“What are Brett’s preferred brand names? I’m just curious and what kind of car does Brett drive?” asks a southern gay man.

“Jack: eww! about everything that you’ve done that’s evil!” says a southern man who’s bisexual and went to Duke.

“He he likes Chopard, Loro Piana, Vineyard Vines sometimes for essentials… he still wears Sperry Top-Siders, and sometimes he shops at Brooks Brothers but he prefers other more exclusive brands. He does wear Cartier love bracelets. Those will never go out of style as far as he’s concerned. He would never carry a handbag because to him that’s just not really a masculine thing to do. It’s actually Gucci that he was wearing not Caswell Massey. He would never wear Balenciaga. He never liked it anyway and they’re just shit. …He would probably have to refer you to his dermatologist if you wanted his skin to look if you wanted your skin to look the same as his. He likes to use the same brand for his hair that Lacey likes to use. Davines. He does do juice fasts occasionally to detox he still thinks that that’s a thing. …Honestly, he doesn’t really do a lot of exercising but he does like to go for walks. He does like walks. He likes taking walks, just getting outside in nature and going for a walk. …He doesn’t wear diamonds other than in the Rolex that he’d like to buy, but he doesn’t have enough money to buy a Rolex at the moment. …He may have a Chopard watch OK but it was very expensive and he just doesn’t feel comfortable spending that money on a watch although, given the way the world is that might be a better investment than the vacation that he’s saving up for instead. …He does go to the dry cleaner often he likes to wear a lot of knits, hence Loro Piana. He shops at Trader Joe’s ‘Shut-up. It’s a good place to shop if you know what you’re looking for.’ he says. “He drives a Lexus? I think he drives a navy or silver Lexus.” says Lacey.

And at that someone tries suffocating Lacey again.

“What year?! What make? What model?!” asks a gay man who’s paranoid that the Illuminati is spying on him.

“It might be a Lexus GX. The year is unknown.” says Lacey.

“I don’t think it cost him more than 30 or 40,000. He may have gotten it partially as a gift.“ says JFK.

“Why do you guys think Lacey is homophobic? She’s fascinated by brat it isn’t sexual she’s just genuinely fascinated by him.“ says a Rachel Maddow.

“She’s not fascinated in a middle-class way. She is genuinely fascinated, and it may be slightly sexual because she’s straight and he’s a very handsome man. He’s what I was partially pretending to be if I was straight. But that being said he’s not me and she actually does prefer me, truly. But he really is a fascinating man.” says Lem.

“Lem does she honestly prefer you?“ asks an intellectual.

Lem smiles. “Don’t ask me that question again. The answer is yes.“

Bobby Kennedy Jr. sits in his office and thinks.

“I am going to prove that Lem was gay. I am I am going to trick him into proving it. See Lem said that the answer is, ‘Yes!’ that Lacey finds him more fascinating, and then he said, ‘Don’t ask me again.’ It’s not funny how you said don’t ask me again as in my years of experience dealing with people on witness stands I know for a fact that when someone says that it’s because they’re about ready to crack and fall apart.

He fondled me many times regularly, especially when we were both drunk. I’m not saying that it was you know love but if we’d been the same age and you know if I had been able to get to him sooner and help him have a healthier diet, you know, and work out more I have a feeling that he probably would’ve been in a better state of mind. And we probably would’ve lost ourselves to each other. Perhaps passionately on an island maybe even.

Does that remind you of something?! Does that remind you of the blog post from last night? How do you know what I’m really trying to say at this point? What I am trying to say that Lem was gay and I think he was ready to crack and say it and I am going to prove it if it’s the last thing that I do and I have 10 to 20 years left before I die and in that time I will prove that Lem was gay.

Golden Light by STRFKR plays.

I don’t think Retix exist. I think she made him up because I don’t think it’s possible Jack could be in that kind of situation in Heaven, if it’s not allowed. We know if we do meet but it’ll be interesting to see what kind of person he actually is. What is his character like what is his character? What kind of a man is he? What does he do for a living? Where did he grow-up? What does he buy at Trader Joe’s?” says a Bobby Kennedy Jr.

VHS Dream by Deerhunter plays.

And I thought the Illuminati tries to conjure Brett to come onto Lacey’s. Actually, he’s confused instead and ends-up, sitting in her lap like a small child. Because of course he’s not attracted to her and she wouldn’t have expected that.

“NOW!!!!” Lacey yells at God to bring the End Times.

“I’m a woman with glasses and I’m Gen. Z and I’m so much better than you and I have a title in England in my family has had a title for centuries. Andres and Marcel Marceau Perrearte we talked we talked and you had to deal with a real reality that you’re not me and you really don’t understand you don’t understand that the liberals in the world I mean the lead people in the world are all liberal now we all believe that homosexuality is cool and you clearly don’t understand that OK you-“ she cuts herself off to seem noblise oblige. “Yeah, you’re shit!!!” she yells at Lacey.

And at that Brett turns a corner in his Lexus after going grocery shopping. He dances in his leather seat. It’s very attractive looking. Brett is a genuinely handsome man.

“I can’t stand it if there is Anna Delvey is in the Illuminati, she and I worked out this big thing to try to help Lacey realize that she’s full of shit and come clean just now and it didn’t work because Lacey some really stubborn and obnoxious bitch. You know it’s possible that there is a witch backing me up just in case if he exists to try to get Brett to do a lap dance. Because those are really arousing. And dumb you know when we die we have no gender. And you know when we die we have no gender-“ says Bobby Kennedy Jr..

“Cunt, a woman find that arousing too like couldn’t a woman find a man’s ass arousing if he’s shaking it?” says a S. Silverman.

“No not in the same way that a man would.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr.. “I mean it’s just different with a man for every gender it’s always different. You know the thing is though I do have empathy for her with being aroused because everyone knows that I get aroused. Possibly far too easily right? Anyway, the point is I don’t think Brett exists.”

“I think you are Caroline Calloway and Anna Delvey, but the problem is I say stuff like that and then I think it’s not really true, but I just shut myself up.” says Casi.

“I think Lacey does find Brett attractive like she said, but that’s kind of like how I found Marilyn Monroe vaguely attractive. It’s not really that strong of an attraction but it’s like when someone is that attractive you kind of notice.“ says Lem.

JFK and Lacey look for photos of men who look like Brett but can’t find a good example. Lacey loses interest.

“The above man looks far too much like Michael and Lem and probably Harold Loeb – ah possibly like her cousins even but he does vaguely look like Brett.” says JFK.

And if that the Christian right and Bobby try to suffocate Lacey because they can’t stand the thought that someone’s going to possibly believe in Christianity who is homosexual how dare they? It is the unforgivable sin to them and they they truly believe that it’s not rejecting Christ it’s screwing someone of the same gender. The same people would probably have no problem with bridal intercession. Which is praying to Jesus pretending to suck his cock to get favors out of him spiritually. But they’re OK with molesting children, matter-of-fact they celebrate it in their theology with bridal intercession. They are demonic, whorish pieces of shit spiritually speaking, but that eludes them because they like to focus on things that are scary and threatening to them for class reasons. If they make it into Heaven should there be purgatory Lacey will be glad but she worries about the state of their soul. Because how can you try to kill someone who is observing things peacefully for no reason at all?

“People will try to be like brat and choose to be gay!” they say.

And if that Bobby tries to suffocate Lacey to keep their votes.

Golden Light by STRKR plays.

“I can’t stand you, Lacey. I’m gonna kill you I can’t stand you, Lacey I’m gonna kill you!” yells Wobbly.

Brett who may genuinely gay and not hateful…drives home.

“Brett is prettier than your wife isn’t he?“ a Bill Gates asks Bobby Kennedy Jr..

“You couldn’t fuck my wife if I paid you!!” yells Bobby Kennedy Jr. at Bill G. as he’s falling apart.

Later.

“Let’s talk more about Brett!” says Lacey. “Is this a coincidence, is someone teasing me or Jack? Did you read this and this is what he looks like and you’re calling him Brett?”

“Honestly, I look like this guy and I’m a little worried that Jack was just in love with his brother and that he’s just a pervert because we all look a little bit like Joe your older brother or is that just a coincidence?” asks possibly one of these men in the afterlife of Jack.

Lacey smiles.

“Where are you taking us??” a religious conservative asks Lacey.

“To Heaven, ideally.” says Lacey. “It’s not that I assume gay men are all…right? It’s that I…don’t think you can lie to people to help them into Heaven. Lying to gay men and telling them that they can change with therapy or a supernatural healing is dangerous. They maybe really can’t. They might be permanently afflicted. And…so…you have to find a way to preach to them about Christ’s salvation with the truth involved. They’re either going to sin…and sleep with another man out of incredible loneliness and misery…or they’re going to suffer. And…if you care about their eternal fate, which you should, creating a false barrier to Christianity is evil.”

“No see no this is where I can’t stand her and I can stand you because she’s clearly homophobic but she’s too what? uppity? to admit it!?! A mean she’s a total bitch right? Way too fucking stupid bitch! But you you my dear are my people because I can tell that you’re just being honest. You hate gays OK, I get it.” says a liberal woman who hates Lacey.

Later.

“So through the processes of the illuminati’s spiritual research team, it seems as though the Banks family has a spiritual curse on it, put on us by some hateful group of literal peasants in the literal Medieval Era?” says Lacey. “We had a castle seemingly, we had a a literal castle, and I don’t get the sense that we were evil so much as we just weren’t peasants, and they hated us for it.”

“What century?!” asks a historian.

“The Seventh Century?” wonders Lacey Banks.

The historian laughs.

“So she’s full of shit?!” asks Bobby.

“Yeah! The Medieval Era was in the 1200’s.” says the historian.

“Oh okay.” he says laughing. “What era was the Seventh Century?”

“The Errant Era.” says the historian.

He thinks.

Brett is…a nurse? He makes $110,000.00 a year? His parents are upper middle class. He’s a Christian. He rarely smokes, drinks only occasionally…and has no pets.

Lacey wonders. Because Brett is a catch. Is he stuck with the supernatural? Will any loving, living humans fall in love with him ever again?

“You will!!” says some man in the Illuminati to Lacey.

“That’s repulsive.” says Lacey.

“Can she talk now? Are you done suffocating her because if you do that a few more times you’re going to regret it.“ says Louis Hill Jr..

“See I can’t stand her either because she’s rich. She has all of the peasants in this country angry at her because she’s rich we just literally can’t stand it we can’t stand it.” says a man in the CIA. “We have to control her!”

Lacey fights for her life.

“Jonah why didn’t you ever read any messages from Hod about Lacey?” asks Billy Graham.

Lem breathes with Lacey to keep her alive.

“He was too convinced she was an illuminati prostitute after reading her blog, if he ever read her blog at all. Or that she was some rich spoiled brat, who slept around because he couldn’t handle reality. She wasn’t some rich jerk, who would rebelled against her parents, or some prostitute.” says Ruth.

“And now she’s possibly starting menopause Jonah and you’re not even 30 yet do you do you think maybe she was trying to protect you from something. Was she was she trying to be kind to maybe; you never thought of that huh?“ says Billy Graham.

“Hey daddy!” says Bobby Kennedy Jr. to Billy Graham.

Billy Graham fights. He’s not interested in men.

I Appear Missing by Queens of the Stone Age is sung by Joe Kennedy Jr., Meatloaf, and Lem Billings. It’s possible Lem could really sing. And when Lem sings…he sounds straight…even in 1936. Well…when he sings I Appear Missing. It’s too sexually powerful a song for him to hide his true sexuality. Jack and several other Kennedy Administration hold-outs join in and…sound gay. As in, they sound gay…not Lem.

The song plays sung by its original human singer.

It’s possible Jacob Wetterling was killed…because his psychopathic attacker…didn’t want him to turn into Lem or worse.

“He kept saying he was cold.” said Jacob Wetterling’s killer.

“FUCK!” yells Bobby Kennedy Jr. in fear.

“He was…too nice.” says Jacob Wetterling’s killer. “And I’d seen so many gay men who were just confused. They were either straight and scared of their heterosexuality for some reason. Or they were bisexual and same. Scared of their heterosexual side. Or some might not have known that they were heterosexual.” He thinks. “I wonder though if today the opposite would happen. Anyway, he also seemed to acquiesce too much to the evil. Not just get kinda confused and think he was a lady…who’d been attacked…but…”. He looks off. “He seemed either to be planning on revenge and it scared me…or worse yet to begin to be as evil as me. Hurt other kids he played with. And not because he liked it. Because he realized the way it could hurt people and give him power over them. And I thought, ‘You don’t know what you’re doing! You’re not that bad of a kid!’ And I thought before he thinks this through and ruins himself even more I’ll kill him.” He thinks. “So the idea was to save him from Hell.” He thinks. “I did enjoy killing him. But…sometimes I wonder if I also was trying to clean-up my spiritual mess.”

People in the past were smarter? Even when they were deranged psychopaths…they didn’t always miss the forest for the trees. They knew there was a real limit to evil.

I Go Missing plays again. It’s not by or about Jacob Wetterling.

But now people who are perverted in the Illuminati want to talk about whether or not, it made sense for Jacob Wetterling to be killed partially to try to smite Lacey for pointing out to them things that they are scared to hear. But the problem is Jacob was a Millennial and if there’s evolution, he really was different than the kids of today. So his reaction may not have been entirely healthy and he may have actually become a very toxic and evil person. That’s possible. But he also might have contributed some good to the world. He was a kid, and he was innocent, or it wouldn’t have scared his perpetrator. There was something valuable about his real innocence that scared his perpetrator.

“Getting back on track Joe because that was a really stupid distraction. …What is it about that song that scares you so much?! Do you hear Lem’s sexuality and realize that that’s what you’re competing with and that scares you?” asks Bobby Kennedy.

Joe Kennedy Jr. cries.

“No! I never did a song but…you’d be scared of me too.” says Louis.

“Was a portal created…through witchcraft…in Carol Lombard and Clark Gable’s living room?!” asks an Osborne.

“An evil fate isn’t inevitable.” says Harold Loeb. “For the living…and the redeemed.”

“Lacey could have easily played in our living room with toys in an innocent way while we smoked and talked and then her nanny would’ve taken her somewhere safe while we had fun as adults amongst ourselves.” says Carole Lombard.

“And I knew that nannies were not always safe which is part of the reason why I never had children when I was younger.” says Tommy Banks. “If I did intentionally when I got older it was because I was in love with her mom and in some crazy moment thought, ‘I just want to have my own kids.’ Possibly, I would’ve had some moment of delusion and thought, ‘I’ve made it this far. Maybe I’ll make it to 100! I could be a father! It would be fun. I am in love with this woman.’”

“So if you had a moment of hubris because she really was in love with you-if Lacey is illegitimate, her mother really was actually in love with you. It wasn’t just in your head that Margy loved you. And you knew that. …But I wonder if you thought Margy was going to be a better mother than she was capable of being.” says a living CEO.

“Hilariously Lacey is probably brilliant at the viola, a genius at reading, grand in almost every way that challenges most people. But if she is Tommy Banks’s daughter, the one thing that she hasn’t pulled off particularly well was being born, too late into the wrong generation. “ says a woman.

“We weren’t stupid we weren’t stupid! We just may have been too different for people in 2016 to understand us.” says Lem.

“Why did you try to be gay? It is just astounding to me! Lacey you know is trying to explain herself we still don’t really understand her but maybe eventually we will because she keeps trying and she’s alive. Why did you try to pretend to be gay?“ says a living Gen. X man.

“I didn’t know that I was straight. I have said that so many times.” says Lem Billings. “But as much as the Boomers went to Woodstock, and did love-ins, I was not released from my abuse that I experienced and the chains mentally that it left me in. Because those would’ve been my children you can’t for your father. That way only your mother can or a counselor. Or God and I was committed to being honest about myself, and trying to be what I thought that I was. I truly thought that I was medically gay. And I was trying to be myself. I was trying to be a convincing version of myself and be charming. The only sex that I’d ever had was being gay, which was a defilement of my soul, because I wasn’t gay. It was possibly a defilement of my soul in every way that that can be. Because I met Jack Kennedy when I was young, he kept me captive, he kept me delusioned and then I got locked in. I got locked into being gay. And so then I was trying to be myself; I was trying to be a charming gay man. …And to be honest, I did play a very charming gay man. The eyes, the walking. However I always let down my guard just a little bit somewhere in the conversation or somewhere in the photo. Because I wasn’t gay and so there’s always a little split-second where at the very least, I couldn’t figure out how to control myself in that second psychologically and I seem straight. Or there’s a part of my body in the picture that I couldn’t remember to control that seemed straight, like my knees or my feet or my face or my hand because I was acting.”

“Why gay though? Why were you pretending to be gay? I can’t imagine someone would want to be gay?” says a Boomer actor.

“I didn’t want to be gay. I hated my life. I hated it. I over ate and I over drink. I did nothing with my life. I was miserable, but I really just was that honorable and honest of a person.” says Lem. “The thing is though there is an allowance in the gay community for men to be interested in art and even if I wasn’t actually as insightful about art, as people have said that I was, I actually really did enjoy art more than an American straight man is allowed to enjoy it.”

“And you didn’t have to feel like a wimp for having asthma when it came to sports.” says a professional football player.

“Or being clumsy and nerdy. And having horrible eyesight.” says Lem.

“I had bad eyesight too. I had bad eyesight too. Maybe not quite that bad, but I had bad eyesight.” says Michael Rockefeller.

“America’s Best! A Dollar saved is a penny earned!” says Benjamin Franklin.

“I ain’t no senator’s son, but I was James Jay Hill’s grandson, and I did have glasses that were real.” says Louis Hill Jr..

“And that really is real. You guys really have bad eyesight?!” asks Zelda. “And yet Lacey is right and to her it’s not unattractive.”

“So Jay Gatsby was named after your grandfather, and Tom was probably named after Tom Banks.” says a living intellectual.

“Well I had perfect eyesight. Actually, I didn’t put my son’s did for the most part.“ says J. P. Kennedy. “Let’s discuss the synchronicity in Lacey’s life, Mr. Blue, that scares you.”

The They in the Illuminati tries to suffocate Lacey.

“We heard what you were saying to her she woke up and now she can’t remember it anymore. You start talking to her as she wakes up to try to make her stupid and steal parts of her brain using witchcraft and science. But we overhear. And at the end of the day it really just makes you all far more vulnerable than maybe you even should be.” says Betty Grable. “Hi Mr. blue Lacey’s not looking for your love anymore. She hasn’t been since 2017 and honestly she’s not looking for love even as a friend from anyone in the Illuminati anymore. If she ever even was. And you can’t understand that as a psychopath because you’ve never met someone like Lacey, who genuinely is able to function and live a wealthy life without human love.”

Joe tries to convince himself that if he killed Lacey he could make her love him again. He starts trying to kill her against God’s will.

Suspirium by Thom Yorke plays.

Would Lacey have gone to Mary Pickford’s estate? Yes. Possibly.

“As a guest.” says Mary Pickford.

“My father might have literally had an affair with Greer Garson, Betty Grable and Babe Paley. Of course Pickford isn’t an impossibility.” says Lacey.

“Mary did you have a prettier face in real life and everyone just said oh they can tell you’re beautiful you’re just so vain you’re stupid?” asks an interviewer in the Illuminati of Mary Pickford.

“Yes, and it was very irritating to me on an artistic and purely intellectual level.” says Mary Pickford.

More later.

“No I meant Pickfair. Pickfair mansion that’s where I could have gone as a child.” says Lacey. “Not to be sold into you know hostage, but as a daughter of Thomas Banks, visiting Mary Pickford as her guest in a formal upper class pleasant way.”

Mary Pickford nods.

“I doubt that I would’ve been quite so creeped out by it. I have a feeling I would’ve thought she had a very beautiful house and when I go there in my head, it doesn’t feel all that different than a lot of wealthy peoples houses today.“ says Lacey.

More later.

“Batgirl III is in the video done of the Pickfair Mansion and the screaming may have actually been Lacey screaming from being molested at the exact same time. The ghost of the woman was probably one of the ancestors of one of Lacey‘s perpetrators. …And why did they decide to explain all this you? Probably to warn you that there is awful Hell after death and I will leave it at that in a good way.” says Louis Hill Jr..

“Does the Illuminati not realize that Lacey could have visited Pickfair in it’s heyday? And if so, is that confusion because her father only owned $1 million house and a farm and a cabin and so they assume that he’s bluffing the rest? …And you know according to the history that we have he only had $15 million net or was it $8 million net or something I don’t know. But the point is he probably could’ve been worth $80 million and have been hiding it. He was involved in White Water. As himself. Not, not as a spectator watching eating candy and ice cream. He was actually involved in it.” says Tommy Banks. “He didn’t spend the money that he had to try to be impressive…and also to avoid people detecting the money that he had that he had probably acquired illegally. Being old money without going into illegal business he probably would’ve been worth $50 million he thinks and he’s probably right. At the time. …It baffles me that people don’t realize that you can’t keep snubbing her and thinking that it’s going to work. She could’ve been at Pickfair as an actual guest, somewhat honored by Mary Pickford, who is not old money. And her father may have actually been as wealthy as Mary Pickford. They may have been rivals and joked about it.” says Tommy Banks.

“Yeah you guys in the Illuminati were weird attacking Lacey. Like it was weird. And I think that’s what she was trying to explain to you guys last night and hopefully you guys catch on that she’s trying to be helpful to you. Because she really wasn’t trying to harm you. She really was trying to say, ‘Hey this is weird and what you’re doing socially is weird.’” says Lem.

“So she’s really not trying to have sex with with us?!” says a gay man about Lacey.

“What in the world gave you the impression I was trying to have sex with you?! That’s offensive to me and I exist. I’m sorry I’m not your narcissistic fuckwad mother, who probably hates that I exist and then you do too! I am not interested in screwing you. You can’t steal Lem from me for your little bourgeois Kennedy parade. …I have not wanted to have sex with any of you. I don’t know what gave you that impression but it’s a lie I don’t want to if you’re actually gay or if I don’t even know you!! Why would I want to do that? …You could be someone that I don’t know like Lem and be a soulmate but I don’t know you. So it’s creepy to me. It’s creepy to me that you think I want to do that because I don’t.” says Lacey empathetically and emphatically.

More later.

Yesterday after writing on this blog, Lacey‘s neighbor sat on her front stoop with seemingly her latest boyfriend, and violently stared for no reason at all at Lacey and her daughter and son and husband. When Lacey looked at them, they looked like they were ready to kill Lacey, burn down her house or call the police on Lacey for looking back at them in a way that questioned there authority as older adults.

Because in her neighbor’s mind, if this is what actually happened she still owns Lacey‘s house…even though that’s not legal and claiming something like that too far would destroy property rights for every legal entity in the entire US. …Communism wouldn’t even work because the government wouldn’t be able to run the country. Anarchy wouldn’t even work because people would be forfeiting their ownership of their very own lives eventually to this woman and her potential narcissistic bullshit.

What struck Lacey most that was how much what they did resembled a scene from the film The Shining. It was almost as if her neighbor either reads Lacey’s blog obsessively as the jealous, insecure, narcissistic twat that she probably might truly be…and was thinking that somehow impersonating an elite person in the Illuminati would scare Lacey into somehow cowering beneath her in her grander as she rents a house across the street and lives off of a $1 million life insurance policy from her dead husband?

Or was Lacey’s neighbor across the street who used to own Lacey’s house inspired by demonic entities to appear that way as the Illuminati thought that somehow that would intimidate Lacey? Or was it both?

“Regardless it didn’t intimidate Lacey but it was scary to Lacey because it was stupid…and weird and trashy. And Lacey couldn’t believe that her neighbor was that dumb that narcissistic, or that the Illuminati really thought that somehow impersonating some section of a film dramatically into her living life would intimidate her.” says Lem.

“Lacey loves The Shining and honestly that movie is like a death threat against her actual family. Tommy Banks was largely responsible for the 1920s. He went to parties like that and if Lacey had been there as a doted on child by celebrities like Mary Pickford and Gloria Swanson…she would’ve been loved in a normal healthy non-pedophilic way. Impersonating that film is a violent threat against the upper class made by a woman who’s renting a house across the street from a house she sold where she lived with her now dead husband for 25 years. She lately often looks like she’s ready to burn down a house that she wants to own and can possibly no longer afford.” says Michael Rockefeller.

“No, they both looked like absolute fucking idiots. It was like she was trying to impersonate my second wife! …I desperately hope that she’s not reading Lacey‘s blog because if she is: No I’m not in alliance with you you moron! You have no fucking clue who you’re talking to when you talk to Lacey, you little bitch.” says Louis to Lacey’s neighbor.

“So when I tried to get Lem hooked on heroin, that was actually a joke being played on me to try to get me to destroy my life because they knew that Lem was probably straight and that he might try to use it to kill me.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr.

“There will be blood, sir there will be blood!” says Michael Rockefeller bitingly.

“Here’s the scene that they were trying to impersonate. It’s the scene where the man performing oral sex in the costume and the other older man look at the woman like, ‘Hey, what’s up with you bitch?!’ …Which, by by the way, actually is, it is an argument against not for pedophilia. …In a sense the end of the film is very dark because he gives his mama kiss that’s innocent because he’s a child and then he escapes thinking that she’s his mom and she loves him and he’s going to be safe now, but in reality, she might’ve been a pervert too. She might not have been. She might’ve been innocent. It’s hard to know, but she wasn’t necessarily as good of a mom or as innocent as people commonly think. The actress who played the role played it brilliantly, but maybe has suffered because of that because that role was played so exceptionally well!” says Michael.

“I just keep thinking about what vaccines are doing to our brains.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr. seriously.

“You think vaccines have dumbed us down?“ asks the Vice President of the US.

“Yeah, I do and I think I can prove it.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr.. “If Lacey had been born as herself and Tommy Banks had been born in the earlier 1800’s would she be bad at math if she hadn’t have had vaccines? I rest my case.”

“Even if there’s some validity to that that doesn’t mean Bill Gates is necessarily pure evil.” says Michael Rockefeller. “And who’s plot would it have been to exterminate humans after the 1940s?? Was it a living person that inspired it or was it dead Nazis who decided that all humans should be killed?”

“Are you actually the father that I had in my past life and Lacey was my mom? Are you actually the father that I had in my past life and Lacey was my mom?” Bobby Kennedy Jr. asks Michael Rockefeller.

“If that’s the case, then when you die, you will no longer exist. He will just be that son…there will be no Bobby Kennedy Junior for the rest of eternity. Not that you won’t exist, Bobby if you don’t reject Christ. But the Bobby Kennedy Junior of the 20th Century born to Ethel and Bobby will no longer exist.“ says Michael Rockefeller.

“Will I be allowed to haunt the earth or no?” asks Bobby.

“Not if I have anything to say about it absolutely not never again, unless if God decides otherwise never again if there’s any reincarnation the Bible, you are done, sir, you will have to do your growing in purgatory.” says Lacey.

“You know I don’t think I am! I really don’t think I am her son or Michael’s son or Lem’s son reincarnated. I don’t think that’s likely! I think that’s rubbish.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr. seriously.

“So you think that Chastain was a perfect person to play that role?” asks someone of Lacey.

“Yes because she is beautiful! She is more beautiful than Colin Firth‘s wife. Most definitely. But it’s only marginally more beautiful by nature. And the rest is really just good breeding.” says Lacey. “And so then you have to wonder what was wrong with Colin Firth’s character or Colin Farrell, excuse me. Did he not realize that Miss Julie wasn’t Romy Schneider? Did he almost hallucinate her actual identity? And why would he do that? because the upper class was respected as the upper class at the time that the period film is set in.” says Lacey. “So in a sense that could’ve been a film of a maid, or a butler of a movie star today marrying that person and then being shocked to find out that they had dirt underneath their nails, literally or symbolically speaking.”

“Or a TikTok star?!” says Jonah Wiley.

“Are you implying that I didn’t know that you were short or liked Halloween so much…or what exactly is your argument?” asks Lacey, kindly.

“In our minds movie stars have been the elite since we don’t recall when because we don’t keep track of history, but for a really long time.” says George Clooney seriously.

“But just that I like I fart and I might not be as good of a person as you thought yeah just stuff like that so I thought you wouldn’t know because you’re not a famous tick-tock star.” says Jonah Wiley.

“OK but Jonah she still is capable of atomic war so your delusion that being in the elite much like Mr. Blue’s delusion is a delusion. You’re not Tommy Banks‘s son even though I think you’ve probably thought that literally if you read her blog. I think you may have had the delusion of thinking, ‘I could be this man’s son! I am a hotshot Tic-Tock star not Lacey she couldn’t be his daughter that’s bullshit. A guy like me has made it in the world and could explain her father to her, if she’s really dumb and ugly enough to be his daughter.’” says Lem. “The Kennedys gave you a wrong formula, the wrong social mathematical formula for understanding reality, and now your narcissism, and a lot of other people’s narcissism is showing.”

“Because Casi and Nancy and a lot of other people in the perfume community truly couldn’t handle who Lacey was. And is. And so she started retreating away from Joe Junior, completely into the arms of F. Scott Fitzgerald and then didn’t know it, but zoomed past that into my arms, but she had no idea who I really was.” says Louis Hill Jr..

“Louis you said that you used your name in her writing which writing?!” asks a person.

Joe Kennedy Jr. cracks up laughing.

“She wrote a story that she thought was about me in college for NaNoWriMo month. And then it actually ended up being about Louis because he used his name and then Lem because Lem took over the entire story…and Kathleen because she wanted to give her perspective on what happened with Pat and me in England.” says Joe Kennedy Jr..

“I showed-up in other stuff that she’s written too. And really her novel that she actually wrote is about us far more intentionally and openly.” says Louis.

“Just out of curiosity, this novel that she thought she was writing herself by herself for fun what was the novel about?“ asks a perfume hater.

“It was a doozy.” says Joe Kennedy Jr.. “She goes to Europe before the start of World War II with a group of female friends, including Kathleen Kennedy in her group of friends. And so then her and Kick go to England for a while, and are in Europe, and one of her friends ends-up getting married to a Nazi German officer in the middle of the night after getting drunk and sleeping together. And then they get scared and quickly flew back to America except Lacey‘s character decides to stay and try to investigate what’s happening as you’re goes to war.” says Joe Kennedy Jr.. “ I was madly in love with Lacey. My father claims that he was but I was in love with Lacey.” Joe knocks over his table at a bar with his drink.

“But then you started cheating. Then you started cheating and so a shorter, older, wealthier far more possessive and faithful or far more nice and loving man is who she ran to.“ says Louis Hill Jr..

“If I hadn’t been there, if I had been there, she would’ve just ran to me, but if I hadn’t been there, no she probably would’ve married Louis.” says Lem.

“When Lacey dies a lot of our delusions if there’s purgatory will dissolve into thin air and we’ll be left with emotional consequences so to speak.” says JFK. “ so as you plot to murder her keep that in mind blowing up her entire family in a car OK we can maybe deal with things then killing her individually without her family? Oh no, there wouldn’t be a lot of grace extended towards us then, OK kiddos? We would be left dealing with every bit of shit that we’ve caused, and possibly then some with possibly very little grace and no way to die. So if you kill her, you will regret it and if you blow her up and don’t try to suffocate her slowly or bleed her dry, literally, then like I said, we might be given a little grace. It is not in your best interest to keep trying to suffocate Lacey. If we die, we will be able to torture you, including the CIA and the president…whoever we want maybe even if they’re dead and we will for reasons that we’re not going to tell you.”

“Is it your father’s mob ties or no that’s not likely is it?!” asks a Boomer actress.

“No, no it’s far worse than that for you. Sorry.“ says Joe Kennedy Sr.. “What if you’ve kept Lacey from men that God had her to be with God himself. And then you have Brett and Jack in love and they can’t be together for eternity and they’re tortured by it and it really makes Jack angry?”

And at that the self-labeled old/money that buys Mark Cross bags now and lives in the Hamptons, tries to suffocate Lacey. 

“I don’t care that she’s rich. I don’t care that she’s old money. I’m just hurt that she’s not so in love with me. And I don’t want to discuss the concept of her being herself, and being rightfully attracted to older men.” says Mr. Blue. “Because it makes complete sense to me, and it always did if she was being sincere for her to actually be attracted to someone older. And I’ve thought that since the beginning.”

“Yeah like Michael like Michael, who is dead at the time but yeah, I kind of like Michael, huh?“ says David Rockefeller. “Did we possibly have an in person telepathic conversation about how if Micheal was alive that you would’ve not held a candle to him and that was really who she probably would go for because I think we might have.”

“But then that hurts me.” says Mr. Blue.

“And at that the real Chris Hayes wonders, if he’s not Mr. Blue, if he’s being used as a puppet or was used as a puppet…if he dies and reads this blog and realizes that he may have actually have been used by an actual Illuminati that he wasn’t a part of, but that did exist.” says Mr. Blue.

“Or what if that’s not what happened at all? That’s the problem. We’re not dead so we can’t walk through walls yet Illuminati should you exist.” Lacey says to the living illuminati and the fallen world we call earth.

Later.

Realizing that he’s ugly compared to Michael, Bobby Kennedy Jr tries to suffocate Lacey. Then feeling the entire Earth laughing at them the narcissists in the Illuminati consider nuclear annihilation.

Michael laughs.

Later.

“When did Lacey die and then God decided to keep her alive?” asks a woman.

“When she was 30 after she gave birth?” says F. Scott Fitzgerald.

Later.

Apparently, Mr. Blue and Bobby Kennedy, Junior thought that Lacey had made some sort of sexual contract with them. They thought that they had intuited her saying something in her spirit or mind that she never said. As in she truly never said anything of the sort, and it would be hilarious to analyze, except for the fact that these men seemingly really do believe this and bank on it, so to speak.

And yes, of course Lacey‘s neighbor who used to own her house has made an appearance today. The minute Lacey got out of her car with her lunch and announce to her husband that she was going to eat on her porch. Her neighbor took that as a cue to come outside walk around, look very authoritarian and then go back inside when Lacey went inside to blow her nose. …Lacey wonders why her neighbor always goes back inside when Lacey goes back inside.

“How are you not in a sexual contract with me?!?” asks Mr. Blue. “You never indicated to Bobby that you were even attracted to him. But you and I slept together.”

“Telepathically, telepathically we did but two or three times.” says Lacey to Mr. Blue. “But you’re right I have always indicated to Bobby that I am actually not interested in him at all in that way much less attracted to him in any meaningful way. He’s raped me, but I’ve never consented to or wanted anything from him. I would like to kill him if he ever tried to kill me.”

They try to give her a heart attack.

“So if I’m being sincere, then I have to admit to myself that you were just kind of going along and acquiescing to my bullshit and if that’s really all it was…what if you did make a contract though and you didn’t know it was with the Illuminati. What would have been the terms with that contract?” asks Mr. Blue.

“Oh, it would have been extraordinarily complex.” says Lacey. She thinks. “Umm…I suppose the idea would have been something along the lines of if you were Michael, then I would let you lead me around for the rest of my life. And by Michael I don’t just mean Michael I mean Michael as a concept that could really only be perfectly defined in and through the eyes of God, shall we say. That not being the case then we go into the realm of this-is-not-what-I’m-signing-up-for. So that stipulation not being met everything after that is null and void. …And so since you aren’t Michael the contract is meaningless. Then it goes back to the contracts and decisions that have been made in 2016 previous to that agreement that I was in accordance with willingly as a Christian. …You are not Michael, Mr. Blue. But let’s just say that you had been Michael the idea would’ve been that you would’ve been leading me around and I would’ve been madly in love with you, and you would’ve been madly in love with me, and we would have been so above all other agreements, contracts, entities to ever exist, other than God Himself that potentially for eternity we would be together. The only exception being a soulmate, like Lem potentially, an absolute perfect soulmate for either you or me that we were not aware of at the time of our agreement. …And obviously since you were not Michael, and are not Michael and never will be Michael none of the following applies to you: I get to be completely devastated if you cheat, and you have to understand the toll that it takes on me. I also get to be angry when I’m angry and you get to be angry when you’re angry and we get to be sad when you’re sad and we are able to be ourselves.” says Lacey. “But the rest of the Illuminati thing is just absolute nonsense when it comes to you and I and our love if you’d been Michael.”

“And there was never any other sexual agreement made?” asks Bobby Kennedy Jr..

“Between you and me or me and Lem in the Illuminati? No there wasn’t.” says Lacey.

They go silent but try to suffocate her.

“This is generally the kind of shit that happens before a train derailment or a pandemic. Are these assholes deciding that they’re extremely smart and that they have a fucking clue what’s going on…when really they’re just narcissistic buffoons that probably should maybe be dead.” says an angel.

“What is it that gives you the impression your people the impression that I ever agreed to anything that you’ve done that’s evil? Because as far as I can tell 99% of it, rests on social class. But I don’t think you guys realize maybe cognitively that that’s really the superiority that you feel over me. I don’t think you understand what social class means Bobby I think you’re too stupid and I think you too you you are as well Mr. Blue.“ says Lacey.

“You know you’re stupid you have no idea how powerful I am yeah you don’t understand the right through you down the stairs and then saved your life the next day because it was me that did it and you also don’t understand that I’m going to win the presidency through my sheer genius and sexiness. …My wife Cheryl might look like a horse in her face and have a horrible body but when she wears a zip up tight sweatshirt, she looks fuckable even when I’m not drunk even when I’m not high all the time and it’s thrilling to me, or it used to be. I, I really am superior socially to you and that’s why I’m so confident about it. I am incredibly confident and violent and dangerous.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr..

“You know I like love better even if you are smart, I really don’t have any interest in you. I’m sorry.“ says Lacey to Bobby.

“I really don’t have any interest in you I really don’t.” Bobby says more convincingly than she does. Then he briefly tries to suffocate her.

“That being said, when I think back to episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm where she wore those sweatshirts in like the early 2000’s wasn’t it? I am not attracted to women, but I know what you mean. She really did look good; she did. I mean you could’ve just watched Curb Your Enthusiasm you didn’t need to you know, marry her, or even have an affair. It just seems like a bit of a stretch, bit of an extreme in a real way to marry a woman that you saw in a TV show who you found arousing in a sweatshirt. But that was that was your choice. That’s what you did. It seems childish and naïve, but that was your choice. I don’t think that you know you quite understand my position though here Bobby I’m not interested in you sexually or romantically at all. I’m sorry I am, but that’s wonderful for you and Cheryl. If you love her great good for you?” says Lacey.

“What do you mean? How can you notice that she looks good in a sweatshirt and then not be aroused by her?!” says Bobby.

“Honestly, I don’t know. I’m not aroused by her. I think people today may or may not realize or remember that people can sometimes look at people and notice things about them like how attractive they are without being aroused. I am creeped out by her sexuality so it’s possible that there’s some subliminal thing there that’s supposed to affect me that doesn’t it just repulses me. It makes me almost automatically dislike her. But she doesn’t arouse me. She doesn’t arouse me or Lem or Michael Oher, Harold, or Louis. Or your grandfather. Nor Rose. Or really any of your aunts as far as I can tell. She may arouse your dad and your uncles and some of your male cousins.” says Lacey.

Bobby is hurt.

“Did you track her down after watching her on TV while you were still married to Mary to have an affair because she really got to you my goodness!” says Lacey.

“What is it about her that you find so overwhelming?!” asks Michael.

“I don’t know her hair and her eyes I guess.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr..

“They are dramatically different than Mary’s too, aren’t they. Were you just ready for a change or did you do you really prefer a lighter look?“. asks Lacey.

“No, you know honestly, I like them, I prefer a lighter look.” says Bobby.

“That’s what I thought you would prefer when I first saw you. That’s what I thought you’d prefer.“ says Lacey.

“How did you know that if it’s true?” asks Bobby.

“Oh…well, because people with your skin type and coloring and etc. tend to prefer blondes from my observation.” says Lacey. “You know like platinum blondes.”

Lacey tries to hear a snub against her.

“No gentleman do not prefer blondes necessarily Bobby, that was a movie title that may not have had any weight or validity in reality. …We’re done talking to you like you’re our son. As far as I’m concerned and now this blog is about to get really raunchy…so listen if you want to actually claim Lacey as your mom for eternity, I’d suggest that you prepare to stop playing child around her. You’re both adults you come onto her and you try to rape her maybe she’s not your fake-mommy or your auntie anymore you little ass.” says Louis Hill Jr.. “Do you want to claim her as your mom and your aunt or can we just start speaking like we’re adults in a way that’s going to scare the shit out of you?!”

More later.

“Why do you get dressed up for men at all? If you’re not after money?” asks Bobby Kennedy Jr. of Lacey Banks.

“To attract them. I’ve never really thought that I was beautiful in the way that your wife does or really any of your wives do or anyone that you would probably be used to associating with. I know that I am beautiful and a sort of scientific, factual, authentic hard-core evidence it’s just true sort of way. Cheryl looks like dog shit compared to me Bobby just factually speaking most women if not all women that have ever lived do. And women are honest about it at times but not in a loving way not really, I mean it might be loving in a scientifically loving way, but it’s not like they care about me if that makes any sense as a person care about me I’m not talking about lesbianism I’m saying they don’t give two shits about me as a person. The thing is, though I dress up because in my mind, I’m still trying to look good enough to get them to notice me at all because even though I know that they do and I don’t know that they do, it’s complex frankly playing the piano, isn’t a bad analogy. It’s like being able to play some thing expertly well which I actually can do to some degree but then not understanding some fundamental part of rhythm or which key you’re playing in and yet compensating for it, but also not understanding it. So yet my brain just compensates so to speak but then it also doesn’t in the sense that I miss social cues that I should understand but people been so vicious and violent disgusting tours in my whole life that I don’t I really don’t understand certain social cues. And yet people are pretending to be loving to the point where I’ve been till my early 30s I I believed them and then I started getting a little wise to the whole thing but until my 30s, I thought people maybe really did love me because I loved them and I just assumed that it was mutual. And I mean that as a friend, as a niece, as a granddaughter as a daughter, as a student. The lady that I met on the bus once you know who talked to me was an ass and I didn’t realize that until my 30s. And that’s the thing I have to assume that I’m not delusional. I know my kids love me as as their mom. I love them and I actually do love other people, so I have to assume that st some point someone has to love someone other than just me and God. That’s why talking to ghosts has been very intriguing very intriguing very interesting and frankly talking to Queen Elizabeth too because she could be very loving at times potentially, I don’t know and I don’t know about ghosts either, but if if anyone’s been loving the Queen was very loving, as are ghosts.” says Lacey.

“I didn’t realize how little people would give a fuck about her when I first started talking to her. In life not not people who are dead.” says J. P. Kennedy. “You’re all deranged you do this thing were 50% you think you’re infinitely superior to her and then 50% you think that she is just God and you wonder how she even talks to you. It’s deranged.”

“I just haven’t figured out whether or not I like her yet I mean, maybe she can be like my torture doll?!” asks her living aunt. “That being said, if you do anything that’s illegal or immoral to hurt her I will smite you and you do not want to be smited by me. I guarantee it.”

“So then you love her?!” asks a Hispanic woman.

“Who are you you fuckwad peasant should I behead you you dumb useless bitch from Hell?!” Lacey’s aunt laughs. “Oh, I’m just kidding I’m just kidding. We’re best friends forever. Last Thursday when I saw you and I waved at Starbucks and I was like, ‘Oh my gosh I can’t we were here at the same time.’ Remember that! Of course you do. God bless you.” She grins like Jennifer Aniston in Friends. “No I mean, you’re under an incredible amount of stress. I can only imagine what it’s like having to deal with Lacey and just having to deal with everything you’ve had to deal with in your whole life and not knowing Christ as your personal savior. Have you prayed about what’s going on in your life right now and really, you know, taking a moment to reflect, and just think about what the sacrifice on the cross means in relation to your every day life that must be overwhelmingly complex. …I’m trying to figure out how to relate to you. You know I think when you’re in a family you just know that people love you and that you love them; you don’t need to ask.” says Lacey’s aunt as she controls the Hispanic woman by nodding her head.

“I am far superior to you socioeconomically you have no idea how superior to you I am.” says the Hispanic woman in the Illuminati seriously. She’s in a panic.

“Oh, we’re not even talking about that! I don’t even know what we’re talking about?” says Lacey’s aunt. She laughs pleadingly.

“You’re you know you’re a joke you’re a real joke.” says the Hispanic woman in the Illuminati after staring for too long to be taken seriously.

“Like a ha ha funny joke or like a that’s not funny at all joke?!” asks Lacey’s aunt sweetly and serenely.

“Like a ha ha funny joke.” says the Hispanic woman in the Illuminati before crying.

Lacey sighs in a mixture of exasperation and catharsis.

“Actually, you’re the joke because you pretended like you gave a fuck about me and then you don’t have enough intelligence or status or genuine love for me as a human without God – because it takes a miracle to love me right?! – to keep going. And you just made all Hispanic people look like absolute shit scientifically compared to all white people in the world. So good for you Princess Pookie Pie. Way to knock it out of the park…you dumb bitch!” says Lacey Banks.

“All right. I’ll try again!” says the Hispanic woman in the Illuminati.

Silence.

“You don’t love your niece at all other than in a way that I don’t understand possibly because I’ve beneath you socially.” says the Hispanic woman.

Jonah Wiley laughs. Smiles. Shakes his head in victory.

“Well she’s not my daughter.” says Lacey’s aunt.

“You’re a sick pervert, aren’t you?” asks the Hispanic woman.

Lacey’s aunt laughs. “I don’t know what you meant by that but because you’re in the Illuminati, right, I’m gonna take that to mean something really terrible because that’s probably what you’re used to.” She sighs in indignation. “I don’t think of her as my daughter. I married into the family, but I also don’t think of her as my daughter because we’re not really related by blood at least. So, where I am nicer to her than I am to you, or a lot of other people, I don’t feel…I guess you could say I don’t feel the closeness that I would feel towards her if she was my own flesh and blood.”

“Seriously?!?” says Lacey’s cool first cousin to Lacey in defense of this aunt.

“She’s gotta be a psychopath. I mean there’s no way that she could possibly be that unloved and still see more elite and be that genuinely good!” says Bobby Kennedy Jr. about Lacey.

“So are you her son or not. You never really you never really answered that question Bobby are you her son or not?“ asks Louis Hill Jr..

“Why are you smiting people for being a moral and illegal if you don’t love her?!” asks the Hispanic woman of Lacey’s aunt.

“That’s a very stupid question you’re very stupid. I’m sorry Lacey has to talk to you nimrods if she does every day because it must be very aggravating for her. I’ve changed my mind.“ says Lacey’s aunt. “ I I protect her as my niece because she is my niece. You’re not my niece! You’re not in my family and I don’t even know you.

I’m sorry that God made you so stupid! I don’t like to think that’s because you’re not white. …I’m not racist…but I know you people want me to be racist because it makes you feel better about yourselves…doesn’t it?! It makes you feel better about how dysfunctional and stupid you all are?

And I mean you as a woman or you as a Hispanic or you as a Latino or you as a Chicana or you as a mama? Are you a mama bear? What are you? Are you even human or are you an alien?

You know that’s going around on TikTok. Do you watch TikTok? It that fun for you is that what you do while you eat your cereal at night? I bet you’re fat aren’t you? You know I’m fat too, but I’m not that stupid. I know the difference between right and wrong because I have what’s called a human conscience. Do you have one of those or did yours get left somewhere?” says Lacey’s aunt.

“Lacey has got to be a psychopath. There’s no way these kind of people could exist right?! I mean that’s not possible!” says Bobby Kennedy Jr. seriously.

“So you don’t love your niece, then really at all?” the Hispanic woman asks Lacey’s aunt.

“Well what’s love? What does love for a niece mean to you? Does it mean calling someone on their birthday? Sending them a card telling them, ‘Happy birthday love you!’ or does it mean something else?“ asks Lacey’s aunt.

“I don’t think you love your niece. Have you ever tried to really be helpful to her in any way that was actually meaningful to her life or do you just send cards that literally say, ‘I love you and that’s all you do?’” says the Hispanic woman.

“You know, we’re incredibly loyal to each other. It’s impossible to break up our clan because you can’t. But umm..yeah, I know that’s pretty much all that I’ve ever done for Lacey if I’ve ever even done even that. II mean I bragged to her about growing-up in a wealthy neighborhood of California. And you know I’ve told her how all my friends had horses and that we were two poor to own horses and that that was really painful for me. And I was both trying to shame her for growing-up in West Bloomington instead of where I grew up and shame her for not having more friends, but then also tried to explain to her that I understood what it was like to not be as wealthy as the kids I went to school with.” says Lacey’s aunt.

“Disable cannot be real. She sounds so elite!! This makes Lacey elite in my mind and I can’t handle that. Disable cannot be real.” says Bobby seriously. “I called Lacey disable because the people of in the Illuminati like it and it makes me feel really good about myself!”

“Bobby you’re right I mean I’m not buying it!” says another Illuminati member seriously.

“So you really don’t love your niece you really don’t actually love her as a niece at all. You’re just loyal, because your family is old money and incredibly intelligent, Christian and moral.” says the Hispanic woman to Lacey’s aunt.

“I can’t believe Lacey actually loves people because that’s not fair! You’re not supposed to be able to be that rich and then raise your kids to be that genuinely innocent and loving and still be that rich and evil! I’ve always wanted to be rich and evil, my entire life, and I’ve never been able to figure out how to do it, and be a Christian at the same time.” says Jonah Wiley.

“God is the only one that knows my heart, and I will never acquiesce to your standards, because I happen to know that He exists, and I am genuinely terrified of Him and you should be too.” says Lacey’s aunt.

“I think we should get all the Satanists together and start a worship team and try to pray to Satan to destroy the Earth. We can do it through witchcraft if we just keep pushing ourselves.“ sincerely says a Satanist in the Illuminati.

“To smite the Nesheims?! They’re not that elite!! …I’m going to find out! I know they’re not! I know! Okay, they’re not fooling me. I know they’re not. I can sense it! Lacey’s doubt that they’re elite is unequivocal proof based on what I know from experience of being an expert lawyer almost my entire life.“ says Bobby Kennedy Jr..

“Where in California did your aunt grow up? I am curious but I’m also trying to make it seem like I’m doubting you maybe I am maybe I’m not…but..I am I’m curious.“ says Casi.

“I really don’t feel comfortable telling you, but let’s just say it was an island and that her father was a scientist and her mother was a housewife and they weren’t rich but they were comfortable. That was literally the way my mother described them. They were very comfortable, apparently not comfortable enough to have a horse, but they were comfortable.” says Lacey.

And at that Bobby and Casi try to smother Lacey and suffocate her because their egos are hurt and that’s how demonically they’re being allowed to do it in a fallen world.

“Hey Bobby, how would you feel if I had Lacey on an island naked all the time off the coast of California and you couldn’t see her? What if I was naked too and we were fucking for hours every day…because I paid people enough to look the other way, and give us privacy?” asks Louis.

“People today know that California is objectively just a shit-hole so see you’re not old money because because there’s nothing about California that’s really all that impressive. It’s just a shit hole a sad, dried up shit hole. I love his mind Lem was gay. Lacey is mine. She’s just a piece of shit and I’m tolerating her because I’m doing a new noblesse oblige act. OK I’m a really nice man I was a really big deal. My family is a really big deal they’re not the Hills of some state in the Midwest.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr..

Silence.

“So your aunt grew up on like Sanabel Island or something and yeah, I bet she’s probably in the lower caste in your family that you were raised in.” says Casi.

“That is all correct yes, she grew up upper middle class, and she was considered weak, lazy, stupid, and trashy by people who were honest behind her back.” says Lacey.

“Then where does that put you and your immediate family that raised you in their family?!” asks Casi.

“It’s very complicated. That’s not an easy question to answer as much as I think you were hoping that it would be. Umm… they perceive my mom and dad as both miserable fuck-ups, absolute pieces of worthless shit and and yet also something to be scared of and respect. My parents are both very smart and people don’t generally acknowledge that in an open way, but it’s secretly, always subtextual there.” says Lacey.

“What do you mean in an open way?“ asks Casi.

“I mean in an open way similarly to how the gay community likes to use it. I guess they claim the copyright of the term open the term ‘in an open way.’ That’s an older term than just the gay community. OK Casi? But it’s the same principle. I’m not saying I’m gay, I’m saying it’s in the same way they don’t openly acknowledge it.” says Lacey.

“I’m going to go kill myself.” says Casi.

“And so we’re just mad because we know that being gay is a choice that Lacey hasn’t chosen to be queer and that’s why we don’t give a fuck about her as a human. And yet it’s a choice. We can say that amongst ourselves, but we can’t say that outside of the community and that’s why we talk to each other. We say the straights because you guys aren’t real. There are no straight people there’s just people like us who are struggling with a choice that we’re having to make…but you can’t like say that to us because that’s mean; you guys are always so mean to us. Really!!!!” the queer woman yells. “Really, you so mean to us and we’ve never been to you there’s no Jack could have been mean! OK that’s the rub!!”

“No. Yeah, Casi why are you killing yourself? I’m confused! What is your what is your logic?“ asks Lacey.

“I am a victim. I was a victim what I was born. I am a victim, and I shall die. I am the victim of a woman name Lacey, who would not find me beautiful.“ says Casi.

“Since I just tried to possibly have sex with her no I don’t think she’s my mom Louis. I guess I’ve decided she’s not.” says Bobby.

“Casi if this is real and someone’s actually intuiting that you should die or that you want to kill yourself, don’t do it because of any sort of love for me! That would be the dumbest thing to do if you’re doing it out of love for me personally, I will get absolutely no satisfaction out of your death and whoever told you that should possibly be killed themselves. Unless if it’s a small child, and they might not have known any better. Killing yourself would be in my opinion a self glorifying, asinine narcissistic-bullshit thing to do…and if that’s really what it is God knows that and you’ll regret killing yourself. So I’d suggest that you be very careful instead of killing yourself if it’s about me personally.” says Lacey.

“So you wouldn’t care if we killed ourselves so you’re heartless monster, or you just really wouldn’t care?! I don’t I don’t get it?!” asks Jonah Wiley crying.

“No I do care I do care of course I care. I don’t want anyone to perish. I don’t really want to go to hell because of course I care of course I care.” says Lacey. “I think you people would kill yourselves to try to seem like you were in the right and that you somehow had some moral high ground over me. I don’t think that makes any sense and I honestly don’t see any reason why you would kill yourself over me if you give two shits about my humanity at all. You would only be doing it to try to double down on whatever narcissistic competition you’re in, purely and solely in your own mind.”

“Would it hurt you?“ asks Jonah.

“If you were a small child being hurt or if you were an adult who is actually sad, it would hurt me. If you did it to spite me, I would be hurt on behalf of Christ.” says Lacey.

“I’ve thought about killing myself over this whole thing.” says Jonah.

“What is ‘this whole thing?’ What do you mean by that?“ asks Lacey.

“I just mean: why don’t you care?!” asks Jonah.

“Why, why don’t I care about what?! About about what Jonah?! What, what what what what? What?!” asks Lacey.

“I am in love with you I was in love with you.” says Jonah.

“Alright if that’s true, that’s interesting. You never expressed that openly and the Bible says not to do that. All this ‘love wins’ bullshit as such anti-Christian narcissistic deranged intellect. Because of course I care if you’re in love with me, but it doesn’t seem likely to me even if there’s an illuminati and they’re trying to help you say that to me right now. It doesn’t necessarily seem likely. It seems possible, but not necessarily likely. …Umm…you didn’t communicate that to me in any sort of cogent, rational mature, adult way.

I either have a choice to believe you out of compassion and Christian love and humiliate myself -worrying that this is some sort of stupid prank to make fun of me for being a good person – or I can doubt it, which seems incredibly rational and sane. …And the truth is I have to choose the latter because I am 40 years old. I have two kids and if the Illuminati is down my ass trying to blow up the entire fucking world I don’t have time to babysit a narcissistic bullshit artist 26 year old.

So if this is real and you’re reading my blog and you’re thinking, wow it’s a breakthrough. No it’s not no it might be for you if you feel like you’re finally getting your message across but it’s not for me I’m not impressed and you’re obnoxious. It is all about you??? You have not once considered how I could be reacting??? I could’ve killed myself very easily over you, and you would’ve never even realized any part of my soul.

There could be dozens of women killing themselves over you right now. Does that bother you because that’s possible?

You need to stop being so high and mighty and be a hell of a lot more compassionate to people in a real humble way. I don’t wanna see any more lives from you if this is real where you are talking about what you’re cooking or what music you listen to. Who gives a fucking shit…if you’re trying to preach the gospel. …And if that’s how you think you preach the gospel fine! Maybe you’re more relatable! Maybe I don’t understand how to be so cool and chill, right? And then fine! Go on your merry way and do your thing because you know more about how to get into people’s heads and make them like you in the 21st-century than I do so good for you.

If you read this blog Jonah, the thing is if it seems like I’m in love with you because I’m so aware of who you are no I’m just good at reading people because I’m very smart and well bred and apparently good at reading people. I’m not a nasty cunt. …You just really piss me off because if you’re reading this blog you never followed me. I did have feelings for you. I really did I did and I may still slightly, but they don’t mean anything to me. They mean absolutely nothing to me now, not because you don’t mean something, but because the feelings themselves mean nothing to me.

And I think you’ve got to realize if you’re reading my blog, you announced that you had a girlfriend in a really vicious way. It was vey petty. You flirt with people in front of me and you never really openly expressed any sort of feelings for me. You hinted at it in various ways, but you never follow me and you’re never really clear about it. I’ve written that on this blog before and I don’t just say things to say them.

So don’t kill yourself over me. Don’t kill yourself over me very bad idea. Just learn that when God says not to hide your love for people he means romantic love too. Sex isn’t a dirty thing Jonah; it’s not evil. You know like if you had been more clear I wouldn’t have been interested in ghosts? Should I be allowed to be with them possibly at all? If you really were if you really were in love with me, you needed to be so much more clear.” says Lacey.

“Does that make sense to you Jonah? Can we stop talking to you now about your feelings that may or may not exist because I’m I’m I’m tired of I’m tired of writing about it. I really am I’m sick of it.“ says Lem.

“The idea of pleasure island is to bring a woman to orgasm, and then make her lose her mind in pleasure, but make sure she doesn’t die in the process of ecstasy.” says Louis.

“Oh, do you want an honest response or not?“ asks Lacey.

“Yes!” says Louis.

“You’re very handsome and I have a feeling you’d be a lot of fun but it also sounds stupid.” says Lacey. “Not because it doesn’t sound nice. It just seems like such a waste. That’s the first reason. It just seems like such a waste, considering all of the people in the world that are suffering. And then beyond that I just I don’t get the point. What does my pleasure accomplish?

You would have to, you’d have to convince me that my pleasure meant something meaningful to you, but it might mean something to God I suppose so I could look at it as worshiping God. …I was never loved so that isn’t making sense to me. You’d have to make an actual literal convincing argument. Because it’s just what does that mean to you is it just like a water fountain? Is it-are you just a trying to turn women into water fountains on pleasure island?” asks Lacey.

“No! It’s not…like that.” says Louis.

“What’s it like?” asks Lacey.

And at that Louis suddenly realizes why he’s not with Lacey. It’s because he’s never fully grasped what she means by never being loved. She really hasn’t been loved and so trying to give her some idea that to her sounds entirely convoluted doesn’t do anything other than fascinate her on mostly a purely intellectual level.

“But obviously you’re not rejecting the idea or are you?“ asks Louis.

“I don’t think I’m capable I don’t think I’m capable of it. Truly, I don’t think I’m capable of it. I maybe I should be, but I don’t know that I’m actually psychologically capable of it.” says Lacey.

“You just can’t imagine why we would want that from you other than what you’ve heard men want. And you know why it’s a thing in a way but then you just think, ‘You’re gonna get so tired of me!’ so you don’t think I am psychologically capable of it either.” says Louis.

“Was there a point to this conversation?” asks Lacey.

“Let’s discuss this when you’re alone.” says Louis.

Later.

“I’m not going to let Louis describe pleasure Island to you.” says Lem.

“Were you planning on just letting me rot or were you going explain it to me yourself because I have a feeling that if Jack brought you to pleasure island you’d probably think it was the hottest coolest thing ever and you couldn’t shut up about it right?!” asks Lacey.

“No no no that’s not true. I want to describe it to you.” says Lem.

“You want to describe it to me, but can you?!” asks Lacey.

“You’ve never done that before Lem. You were too busy pretending to be gay even if you were straight, so maybe I should be the one to explain it and you can sit and listen and be tortured by it like you’re probably supposed to be.“ says Louis.

“My general impression of it is that essentially it’s just like a place where you go and you’re naked all the time and you have sex.” says Lem.

“Lem if you’re really the one that just said that right now and you’re not being cut off and I do know that’s vile.” says Louis. “Pleasure island is a place where I would take Lacey and give her the impression that we’re just there to enjoy ourselves. Just relax there as a married couple. And then I would find a way to slowly and methodically, and perfectly seduce her so as to be able to control her every move so that she essentially becomes mine and me in a way that I don’t think Lacey has ever thought a man was capable of contemplating after you decided to suck Jack’s dick. You were never supposed to have fallen for something that stupid if you could be with Lacey for eternity and so you didn’t just defile yourself you defiled her entire existence and you have yet to redeem it with God’s help.”

Lem looks highly disturbed.

“I want to explain to her what I’m talking about or do you want to actually explain it to her because I’m sick of you taking her to bed every night never fucking her never making her happy because you’re bitter that you fucked up?!” says Louis.

“I’m just killing you aren’t I when I get all sad about stuff I’m really just killing you?!” Lem asks Lacey.

“What is wrong with you? I feel like you’re never satisfied with anything. Of course you’re killing me of course you are you should know that. You shouldn’t be doing it of course you defiled my soul because of how much I love you how many effing times do I have to say that to you before you finally get the concept much less understand that it’s actual reality?” Lacey says to Lem.

“You hear Jack’s tears and things that are mine. I need to realize that just because I can seduce you doesn’t mean that you’re mine you’re right. Because Louis could seduce you and do could Michael and Harold. What you really want is my actual love and heart and for me to be able to take you somewhere like pleasure island. But you didn’t even go to your senior prom. You went to your grandmother’s funeral.

The generations, alive other than your children have no clue how far off the deep end they’ve gone with you. They don’t realize how loud and violent and demonic they are in relation to you. And what I’ve gotta learn to realize is how violent the Kennedy demons are whenever I start to tell you how much I actually really do love you.”

“That was shit that there was absolute shit compared to what I’m capable of with Lacey. I was married to two women who you would’ve had a real fun time with trust me. …You are taking her for granted in a dangerous way.“ says Louis.

“Are you really truly capable of loving me in God‘s eyes or not?“ Lacey asks Lem.

“I want you to hear for the sake of justice what I would like to do to Lacey and if you can still love her after hearing that then I’ll take you seriously.” says Louis. “But just keep in mind none of this would be being discussed if you’d had a far more serious relationship with Christ. And if you realized that if He created you for a woman, you would devastate her if she ever thought that you could love someone else more in a real, authentic, meaningful way.”

“I’m not particularly impressed by your love either Lem. I’m sorry. But she’s with me for eternity, not Louis, because of how shoddy things have gone.” says Michael.

“That being said, I’m still gonna talk about what I’d like to have done or do to Lacey.” says Louis.

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“I would’ve taken my time and worked my way into her mind like I have tonight. Then, when she very least suspected it, I would’ve taken my hands, grabbed her breasts and started massaging them very methodically. And then once she was ready, I would’ve kissed her and I would’ve had her so desperately longing for me that we would’ve had sex sitting up at first. And of course I would’ve made her come. It would’ve shocked her but not me.” says Louis Hill Jr..

Silence.

“It would’ve ended things with me saying ‘I love you.’ and her saying, ‘I don’t know what to say to that.’” says Louis. “And I would’ve said, ‘What, you don’t believe that I am the man for you? You don’t think that it’s real what we’re experiencing or that it matters more than anyone else in the entirety of all human history to just us?’ And then she would’ve said, ‘I do doubt it.’ and then I would’ve fucked her again. Silently, tenderly, and then we would’ve lost ourselves in longing and moaning for possibly months if not years.”

Lem smiles. “But that’s not what happened. As unfathomably sexy and luxurious as that life sounds that’s not what happened.”

“Oh no, that isn’t what happened you’re right do you have a point other than that though because it sounds to me like you’re just jealous.” says Louis. “You know we could both kill her right now and yet we’re not and you know what the really sad thing is? She might actually be with Michael and neither of us so I think we should ask Michael what pleasure island means to him and then Harold, and then we should let her decide which one of us is best like we’re dresses in a seers catalog, 1953.”

“Just being with her, and being alone, becomes putting out for the two of us. I’d like to spend the rest of eternity, just being with her.” says Lem.

“I still think we should hear what Harold and Michael have to say for themselves.” says Louis.

“And I don’t but alright.” says Lem.

“I wouldn’t take her to pleasure island…I would just take her back to 1956 in a parked car on a moonlit road in the country next to water somewhere. Then I’d roll the windows down and just let myself and her go insane with desire for a each other…and I think that might be about equivalent to pleasure island.” says Michael.

“So you have no regard if you ever sucked Jack’s dick in a shower neither of you had any regard for Lacey at all.” says Louis.

“I would just gotten her really drunk and then we’d spend 20 or 30 or 40 years being totally faithful to each other. I think we’d worry we were too faithful to each other and honestly I think that would probably win.” says Harold.

“I think we should hear what Michael would do in that car because I don’t know that it actually does win Harold unless if you’re really meant to be with her and I don’t really want to tell the whole world what I would like to do to her body, other than whatever it is already shared.” says Louis.

“Lacey and I we’re extraordinarily attracted to each other. And unlike you, I decided not to hide it. …I didn’t see the virtue in being so modest as a man. I don’t think that I would be cognizant of what was happening and she wouldn’t either with her body as we’d be too lost in pleasure and extreme passion for each other. …As a concept, it wouldn’t be something that would be easy to capture on film. It would be too embarrassing for a lot of people to watch or to shocking or something but watching us would probably be thrilling for people because we both do look really good naked.

We were wouldn’t be entirely aware of what was going on, and yet we would also be aware on a certain level, even amidst all of our pushing and shoving and pulling. Because somehow we do trust each other and we’re so in love, and in a way we would somehow have the secret that we were fully giving ourselves to each other in a way that no one else has ever given themselves to either of us at least romantically. And it wouldn’t look stupid. It wouldn’t look like it does in the movies it would look like the beginning of humanity. If there hadn’t been a fall, maybe.

And she’s giving that up for eternity just to be with you just to be with you no strings attached no guarantees that you’re even straight or even love her…just to be with you. That’s ridiculous. Unless if you really love her that much…then I can’t let her do that to herself. Because how do you know that I don’t enjoy loving her more than you do? And you didn’t think of that when you were smiling and showing her asshole with Jack, did you? Taking pictures of his fucking cock in Germany at a beach the stupid fucking prick that he was. …He didn’t even graduate as high as I did at Harvard. He wasn’t a Rockefeller! So why the hell did you give that to him? There’s no-what do you have left to give Lacey just you just your fucking magic presence?

No she’s giving up a heckuva lot to be with you and what are you giving up? Jack?!?!? And yet you claim you weren’t even-you weren’t even ga??? Lem you made a total fucking ass literally of yourself to me and my whole family and the Rothschilds and the Hills really pretty much any family in American history who anyone who’s ever cared about old money would give a shit about. The Astors.

Because I don’t think she’s ever thought that she made you happy enough. And isn’t your happiness what matters?! Isn’t you being happy and butt hole with matters more than her vagina? That’s what you decided with that picture that your bottle matters more than her vagina.” says Michael.

“They don’t want you to be loved by any of us much less me, because Mr. Blue is madly in love with you and has been since the very beginning and now Bobby’s in love with you too. But they’re too dumb to know how to handle it appropriately. And they need to move on but they don’t know how to move on because they’ve never actually been that hurt by anyone much less a woman.” says Lem.

“If I die from suffocation tonight or a heart attack, Bobby Kennedy Junior killed me because he’s a deranged freak, and his family is the most disgusting, disgraceful family to ever exist.” says Lacey.

“I didn’t think she’d say that I just didn’t think she’d say it.” he says.

“Well I said it if I die tonight I highly suspect that you Bobby Kennedy Junior would be the one who would have killed me because you can’t stand that love doesn’t wanna suck your cock. You can’t stand the thought that that was delusion on your mother’s part, and that she’s an ugly bitch who should be strangled to death if I die. Of course, I can’t guarantee that someone else couldn’t get a really slick idea in their head that they should try to kill me thinking that he’ll get blamed for it. But if I die, I am largely pointing the finger at that family the entire fucking family because I wouldn’t have fallen down the stairs. I probably wouldn’t be suffering right now if it wasn’t for you assholes as far as I can tell.” says Lacey. “Bobby, you are a short fucking retard, and your mother is an ugly whorish bitch at best. Indeed she is one of the ugliest, famous women to ever live. And see now I’m starting to get suffocated again because some asshole in China or somewhere else thinks it’s really clever to kill me and claim that it was you?

I don’t know what’s going on I don’t know why you fucking idiots exist but if I die, I will be trying to kill my kids because I don’t want them to live in a world where people like you all could possibly breathe. If we go to nuclear war and we have annihilation, I am blaming Ethel and you, Bobby Junior, and your stupid fucking family for thinking that they were the American Royal Family. Because, as far as I can tell, this country would be so much better off if none of you had ever been who you were, we didn’t need you you contributed nothing you destroyed an enormous amount, and Jack probably should’ve died if not for his kids before he ever talked to almost anyone that piece of shit.” Lacey thinks. “If not for his kids and God forgive me for calling a human that God created please in Jesus’s name. Jack your life was pointless. Other than for your children. Calling it a mistake would be a compliment to your life, and you created it all yourself because your brain was so worthless to humanity.

That being said, I still care about you and love you, because I’m not worthless, and I’m capable of loving worthless human beings as long as God created them and they’re human.” She thinks. “And I’m sorry if I misunderstood who you are I’m sorry if I’ve hurt you but it’s funny because you’ve never apologized once to me have you? I don’t recall you apologizing for ruining my possible eternity! I’m sorry Jack but I am sorry I am sorry if I’ve hurt your feelings, forgive me if I’ve hurt your feelings.”

“That went really well Lem, didn’t it?!! Do you deserve her do you do you have a right to be with her according to God or not according to God, should you be with her?“ asks Louis.

“Yeah, the answer is yes I should.” says Lem.

Later.

“Let’s go to bed!” says Lem to Lacey.