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“If there’s reincarnation I would like to explain. I am the Japanese Emperor who requested Jack’s help.” says Emperor Ninkō.

“Are you Red Fay?” asks Lacey.

“Yes.” he says.

“So if there’s reincarnation…you’re Emperor Ninkō? My goodness. …What’s the story?” asks Lacey.

“I had sex with his mother. She was a prostitute. It was 1824. She was sweet…I thought. Very mature! 16. And…he is my son. But I didn’t know that.

So…when he died I asked him to do a favor. Just for me. To make it up to him. Because…she was…poor. And…I felt bad.

I asked him to…destroy Great Britain.” says Ninkō.

We learn he’s always been bisexual. Regardless of reincarnation.

“What do you see it as?” asks God.

“A way to feel more pleasure than with a woman.” says Red Fay.

A reader laughs.

“Ninkō the Nincompoop.” says another reader.

“I have questions!” says the current Emperor.

“Red do you want to have sex with a woman?” says a living gay man.

“Not as much.” admits Red.

“Dude! You’re basically gay!” says a living gay man.

“Why did you leave us in trouble in the south?” asks the current Emperor.

Red Fay looks shocked.

Red Fay thinks.

“You know?” he says, worried.

“Ahh…well…” the current Emperor laughs. Shrugs.

“I am Red Fay. …If I tell you the truth…you’ll make assumptions, which scares me. I’m not God.

Listen…please don’t take any of my answers as proof! Okay!?” says Red Fay.

“Okay.” says the current Emperor.

Red Fay looks sad. And if there’s reincarnation he weeps. Crumbles to the ground.

“I ruined the country.” says Emperor Ninkō.

“You sure did!” says Japan.

“I took advantage of a lot of people. Especially the poor. I had many extramarital affairs. …I tried to expand the borders. Especially in the south. But I ruined my chances. Because I kept telling the soldiers to wait to attack and then when I did I tell them to attack they were exhausted from waiting. …I was cruel, unusually…difficult to be around…and…yet…I seduced many people. Including men. …I abandoned my mother upon the death of her closeted relatives. …I was…also very rich. And…Jack’s mom wished to be my wife. She’d watch me come and go. Carrying smoke.” he says.

“And…you carried smoke?” asks Japan.

“No. I mean it poetically. …They would follow me…with smoke. Actually it was steam.” he says.

“WHY!?” says the current Emperor.

“To dismiss evil spirits who they believed followed me.” says Emperor Ninkō.

“Dismiss them?” asks the Emperor of Japan in 2024.

“Yes! …We believed the steam would capture the spirits. And then we poured the remaining water into the ocean.” explains Emperor Ninko.

“How did you capture them!?” says the current Emperor.

“We believed the water would carry them away. Sort of like clearing out the lungs with steam? So…the water molecules stole them lot of the air.” says the Emperor Ninkō.

“Why water?” asks Japan.

Ninkō looks nervous.

“Ahh…it is…neutral. It is…pure. It is…divine?” says Ninkō. “Or I thought it was.”

“Okay. So what happened?” asks the current Emperor.

“We ran into trouble. Great Britain was our adversary. You don’t understand the importance of the Dutch East India Company. They ruined our relationship with England. …I could no longer trust them. But that was long before me. …Anyway…our relationship deteriorated. And so I sent Jack to do a mission for me. If there’s reincarnation.

If there’s not…this is a good story!!” says Emperor Ninkō.

“It’s NOT A STORY.” says Lem.

“Okay.” says Red Fay.

“So! What’s the story!?” says Lacey.

“So…he was supposed to find a couple or a group or a particular person to attack who would be able to destroy Great Britain. And he accidentally found Emperor Constantine and Scotia married, having sex. He had no idea who they were. …It was actually an accident. But they were very powerful. And he felt that. And was drawn to it. He believed they were important to the British although he didn’t know why. So…he set our spiritual coarse of action on them, so to speak. …He chose them to be the…winners. Our hostages in a sense. And if there’s reincarnation we were to use reincarnation to…work our magic.

They were possibly..THE DUMBEST AND WORST CHOICE in ALL of Great Britain. But he felt drawn to them. No! They’re sexy. Yes! But…it was a sort of jealousy of Lem. A desire to harm him, Lem, masked as homosexual desire on Jack’s part.

And so…he came back as Jack Kennedy. And Lacey and Lem were tricked into coming back. Separately.

If there’s reincarnation.

And I came back too. Because that was part of the deal. …If there’s reincarnation I really am Red Fay. And…I did-

I came back too.

Jack…was…MY best friend. …And honestly…I was more his best friend too. …Lem was used. Lem was not his real best friend.

If there’s reincarnation…I did not understand…at all…that Jack was my son reincarnated. Why? Because I was so profoundly stupid and evil. It’s…like Hell. Dying and finding out that I had…had an affair with- Well it was Hell. …But I didn’t take my role as emperor seriously enough. I created a spiritual apocalypse. So…it stands to reason that I could make such a Hellish mistake.

Jack is my son. If there’s reincarnation. He now has no birth father. And I barely exist. …I prefer not to think about it.

I made a fool out of myself.

Jack’s stepfather in Japan is his only father.

So…we are now in trouble.” says Red Fay.

“Did Jack make love with you?” asks a reader.

“YES!!!” screams Red Fay. “YES!! I am not in Hell…but I’m not happy. Regardless!”

“Did Hiroshima happen because of you?” says a reader.

“YES.” says Red Fay. “If there’s reincarnation.”

“They based Back To The Future on this. The demonic. And the dead. Who inspired the writers. …It’s supposed to be a happier version of reality. But Donald Trump is Biff. And that doesn’t work. And Lacey’s not NEARLY pretty enough. …Her whole family is off. Except she’s married to Lem. And Jack is Marty.” says dead Japan.

“Marty is a patient boy!” sings Becca. “A patient boy!”

“Who lives in our backyard?” says Dr. Seuss.

Becca stares at him.

And at that the character of Marty McFly flies through the air.

“Who’s Doc?” asks the CIA.

“Doc is supposed to be Jesus. But it is insane.” says Red Fay.

“Becca why is Marty patient?” says the CIA.

“He was behaving well with his siblings.” says Lucretia Billings. “I tried to keep an eye on him.”

Gangster’s Paradise by disaster theory plays.

“I’d NEVER do this. …Or would I? …You know in that specific situation I’d do that. But after it was worthless I’d share a gun and stand around shooting.” says Lacey.

3:36

4:03

The song ends.

Gangsters Paradise by Like A Storm plays.

“What were you thinking?” asks a man who died on the Edmund Fitzgerald.

2:44

Lacey dozes off.

Her husband legally comes upstairs to offer pie and ice cream.

She stops the music.

“I am sorry what was I thinking mostly just that I would be trying to kill everybody.” says Lacey.

Later.

“I agree!” says Lutin.

“Can I ask you something?” says Lacey.

“Yes!” he says.

“If you bombed the United States with a nuclear bomb, how close with the whole world be to total annihilation?” says Lacey.

Lem laughs.

“Within hours!” says Putin.

“Can I ask you something?” says Grant Howard.

H. B. Nesheim laughs.

“Yes!” says Putin.

“How much of this is you guys just needing to kill like 10 or 12 people and just no one having the ability to do that?” says Grant Howard.

“Do you mean the guts to do that or the logistical ability?” says Putin.

“Both!” says Grant.

“And it is actually. It is both. I have the guts to do it but I like the logistical ability. Lacey has the guts to do it, but she, too lacks the logistical ability and people who do have a logistical ability lack of the guts.” says Putin.

“ they don’t just like the guts. They lack the intelligence, morality, and common sense. They see as the class status symbol that they could kill the right people and choose not to. It’s not a class status symbol, but they’re dumb enough to think that it is which drives Lacey and Putin bat shit crazy because he’s a leader of the entire country of Russia and a billionaire. She has one of the largest oil reserves in the entire world as you know Grant in your family, but they don’t they’re people like George Soros forever a lot of money, but it isn’t actually quite a significant as Lacey and Vladimir Putin, which makes them feel insecure. he’s a Jew he’s a dirty Jew from a dirty, Jew family Vladimir Putin could easily be Alexei Romanov. She’s possibly Scotia. They’re both well, Brad, intelligent people, but she’s not prepared to go around shooting people she could do it, but she’s not in a place to do that. She’s a housewife, and she is reticent for totally rational, really shrewd reasons Vladimir Putin should be able to kill the right people, but he can’t why can’t he well it is logistical OK you have to have spies on the ground willing to do it like this to say they wanted to kill Bobby Kennedy Junior because he deserves to die. According to some people she could do it Lacey could probably logistically figure out how to do it, but it would be wise, would she have the guts to yes she would but it would be wise but she could probably should’ve been his face point-blank and it would just be like no big deal. She would read him his last rites, but she’d have the guts to do it I’m not saying she would because she’s not like that but she has the guts to do it so just letting your Putin so people like them you really don’t get into a fight with because they have a sense of right and Wrong and they’re smart. Other people like George Soros could easily kill easily killed Bobby Kennedy, Junior, but they don’t want to because they suck his cock and they’re in love with him and they think that he’s in love with that and that nobody else understands do they actually have a relationship with him not at all if they had to spend more than a week with him they be devastated they get over him and everything would probably be better but a lot of those men like Larry, David, and George Soros, and George Clooney and Joe and Joe Biden And I don’t even know who else who the hell else he slept with but a lot of those men possibly Bill Clinton a lot of those men possibly Barack Obama and Chris Hayes. I mean well since he slept but I don’t know but he gets around. He’s an absolute slut a lot of those men haul think they Are the secret love of his life they don’t expect anything of him since he left doings would’ve had to have expected something of Jack, because he kept seeing him they spent hours together they spent weeks together that kind of interaction requires some sort of normalcy most of these men see it for about an hour every couple months at most so they can delete them selves into thinking that they’ve really secretly broken their way into his heart so people like Lacey and myself can’t fucking figure out why you even want to I have no idea why you’d want to break your way into his heart at all, and I can speak on the Apple Watch of other people I won’t be surprised if JD Vance is included in that list I hope I hope that Elon musk entitled Trump Senior Hart I hope Donald Trump Junior is it I hope Barron Trump is it I am not kidding you he plays games with everybody but no one can figure out how to get rid of them. Lacey is Lacey she can’t she’s a housewife Lem’s tried to. Lem’s literally got a heroin needle in that in that man’s arm and almost killed him about a dozen times literally But it didn’t ever quite work so lemon actually did try to kill him. He did lame try to kill them and make it look like it was no big deal Lacey what is probably actually gotten the job done because Lacey respects God and she fears God more than she fears death Vladimir Putin is the same way he does not fear death. If he’s got, he fears God more than death, which is what you’re supposed to do.

But not read any of Putin, who was shot if there’s been Carnation and Lacey who’s been hit by a car her and I don’t know how she died when she was Gosha but whatever if that’s even a thing they’re not there they’re afraid of death, but it’s only a normal way for the most part Where is like a lot of other people yeah, they don’t wanna go to hell.” says the CIA

Later.

“Lem…how sure of it are you that you were this British lord in a previous life.” says the CIA.

Later.

“I WASN’T that bad. Were you?” says Lem. “I worshipped God. Was I reincarnated? You tell me!!!!”