Keen to Cross the Pond

“Lacey us a lot more like us than you want her to be!” says Ann B. Davis.

“Yeah. Ann understands.” says Lacey. “It’s obvious I’m better looking than her…but I don’t think I live in that reality.”

“No! She think she looks like me…somehow.” says Ann.

“Yeah.” says Lacey.

“So you think Lem is out of your league?” says a man.

“Ahh…she worries.” says Ann.

“Why wouldn’t I!? He’s so handsome!” says Lacey.

“You know…he is.” says Ann.

“Yeah! It’s scary. But…I’m in love with him.” says Lacey.

“Yeah!” says Ann.

“But Lacey that’s not what you look like.” says another woman who looked like Ann from their generation.

“ you know I look in the mirror and I know that’s true but I could never take a good picture of myself and even if I did I still don’t think I would live in that reality so it’s it’s just not a I don’t know I just can’t it’s like I just don’t I don’t know. I don’t think of myself as it is better looking in that way you know I know that I am technically, but I think in the back of my head as stupid as it sounds somehow I know that in heaven, every and I just can’t I can’t I can’t quite figure out what’s going on. I just can’t quite figure it out. Oh I suppose yes you know I suppose this matters yeah but you only end up with one person anyway and you usually it’s someone who thinks you specifically are just the absolute best and it may that you may or may not even have to be at your best to really make them fall in love with you, so I just I can’t some part of me just I can’t quite grasp what the big deal is about that I look at myself in the mirror and I think yeah OK I guess I’m better looking I know this and no one is ever really appreciated. It appreciate it and I just don’t. I don’t know it’s just like it doesn’t I don’t really get it somehow I don’t know how else to put it.” says Lacey.

She nods.

“ I just don’t think you know! I just don’t think you know!” says another woman from their generation. 

“ I don’t necessarily and I don’t know why I feel kind of stupid I suppose but no I don’t know how a person will figure that out about themselves and that way you know it’s like you can look in the mirror but my guess is that there’s something developmental in our heads that I just never of developed there’s just something in my brain that’s never quite that’s creepy but it’s never quite turned out somehow or something It’s just never quite my brain is just not there it’s like I’ve never experienced that kind of human affection in any sort of normal way, possibly so I just don’t really understand that about myself is my guess.” says Lacey.

“ yeah, sweetie you don’t know!” says another woman from their generation.

“You know, I really am a sweetie though. Do you know that?” says Lacey.

“ I know I know I know who you are because I am like that too. I am a sweetie as well. No you’re just a woman you’re not stupid I don’t know. I don’t know why women aren’t like that as much today but you’re like that to know, I don’t know I guess we just don’t get certain things, and our daughters were very mean about that at times or other people‘s daughters know I had a good relationship with mine, but other peoples daughters hated us apparently or something I don’t know why, but they were mean, they saw our stupidity or our weaknesses women and they just made fun of it and made us feel ashamed of the fact that we’re so feminine and ditzy I guess or whatever the heck that even is but no I don’t think you have a clue. No I don’t think that’s weird I get it I do.” says one of them.

“Lem what’s going on?” asks Donald Trump Sr. .

“ they are different they just are. I am attracted to Lacey. I was attracted to women, but I was very picky and I thought I was gay and I am really only in love with her and attracted to her now I am but no they’re just like that that’s just how women in my generation are they’re not actually stupid but but it comes across that way to people at times and madman totally failed to capture that I think because it has been so misunderstood.

What is it? It’s not stupidity. Yeah, there are men today who would say 00 that sounds so nice and the woman who just trust you and loves you and really needs you and knows that about herself. It is nice but that’s the thing where did that come from well to be honest with you it’s arousing I’m sorry I have to be honest it’s arousing because that it just is to a straight man that’s arousing and him and you just think know she is strong and brave and credulous because a lot of these women are really very brave and Craft just the way they thought on the homefront During World War II, the psychology that goes into that they were very tough. Siri talk to Lacey‘s like that to some of them live through the holocaust and actually think that Embeth Davidtz did a very good job portraying that in Schindler‘s list they really were not these fragile frigid people um , but that’s just not conducive to. I’m sorry I’m being honest, but the security of Mother Nature. Bill Gates would understand if he was listening. I am an old-school Republican the truth is we are over populating the earth and end so it’s a little too arousing. You know we have a wife who stays home and is happy to do you end up with 12 kids all living all cared for all loved Restaurant and healthy and know that sounds perfect. How do you know it was pretty darn good but it’s a fallen world and it’s not heaven and that’s where Dr. Moritz is a little off and there’s a catch so without a Normas boom of people I mean, where do you think the baby boomers came from? These are the women that created them so there’s nothing wrong with them but it’s not. It’s not in the best interest of mother nature we live in a fallen world and it’s just you know women are still women, but oh well you know America got a little carried away with having kids and we went over way way overboard I had way too many children in the 40s and 50s Way too many happy we were happy we were so happy but we didn’t realize that we were really overdoing it and then everything sort of fell apart. That was one of the things that maybe got brought up today with Louis at his friends when they were talking earlier today, and I would almost say that his part of our generation wasn’t quite like that it was the people who were born later, in the greatest generation, like myself, who are more like that The silent generation wasn’t as much like that either it was mostly just a select group of people born from like 1910 to 1920 who were like that they just wanted to have kids and maybe it’s a little less exact than that but that would be my guess And I am no I mean it was a lot of cats and no I did that’s the thing in heaven you could have as many as you want you know but here on earth but here on earth it’s it was it was a disaster slightly and it’s wonderful they’re wonderful. I suppose I am an ideal man to I think there are a lot of women today that look at men like me and think oh I would love to be with a man like that you know, and they would slightly but to appoint and that’s where if Lacey’s illegitimate she actually is different no than most women it’s not just that she’s idealized us. She’s actually genetically different so so yeah she’s different somehow than most people and alive today. I know I think that might think oh she would be the ideal and you know in the in many ways she is she’s very curvy. She’s very submissive by nature. Hey that sounds great but that she’s not. She’s not like living today OK so oh it is so it’s it’s raising her. I think her family was abusive and they were mean but I also think they didn’t entirely understand possibly what they were doing. I am giving them the benefit of the doubt and saying that or I’m not interested in going into that and more detail at the moment, but no I I think they they may have made a mistake and how they raised her And so no she has no sense of self in that way. She has no sense of self and that way she has a sense of self based on objective scientific fact, but then you have to realize she is June Cleaver, looking in the mirror and seeing June Cleaver, thinking no that’s not a bad looking woman But then it’s like OK June why do you always wear your hair that way? Why do US wear pearls why do is walk around in high heels and she’s she’s just thinking that’s just what I do that’s just who I am. I take my heels off when I’m cleaning my goodness sometime is it in vacuuming or leave them on but you know nine times out of 10 I take them off and people just don’t see it in the television show Him the obit but I might’ve she might’ve taken them off more than you think just because she was her dirty and you don’t want to drag that around the house so but the best thing it’s like those women you could be quite so harsh with them, and quite so cold And the generation that came before us F Scott Fitzgerald‘s generation they weren’t that harsh they might not have been the perfect parents, but they were mean spirited people in that way, and so they were kind of nice to us to mean we are their kids, so I am Yeah you just don’t. I don’t know you don’t think you don’t think about it in that way. I don’t know. It’s kind of weird to think about it then that way somehow it’s almost creepy it’s just weird it’s like you think about it and you look at yourself in the mirror do you think I look fine I look nice really nice baby but but then that’s possibly about the end of it because it’s just that what it what else are you supposed to think about it you look nice?” says Lem. “ seat I was straight no I was straight I was attracted to women and so I would look at myself in the mirror and I think I’m OK looking but then I be thinking let’s see how do I say this it’s basically like oh, those cute women that I’m imitating when I act gay all those cute women that I keep imitating you know they’re a little feminine prissy mannerisms they’re so cute so it’s like oh you know I’m gonna act a little sexy and be like hey I can hardly wait to see you later hot stuff and it’s like no I’m just imitating a woman and I guess that will find that attractive in a man but it’s more of an homage to a sexy woman and it could be arousing to a man, but probably not that arousing. It certainly wasn’t arousing to me giving it wasn’t a sentence but really it’s more of an homage to a sexy woman who’s not there so it’s like no I’m not a woman but I am taking the place of one so I am, so I guess I’ll take the place of one but I’m not really one so it’s not as arousing is when a woman does it but but you know it’s I guess it’s sort of arousing in the sense that it makes you think of a woman. hey so so that it’s like yeah you know I guess I guess I am I guess I’m making a good reference to a cute girl, but then it was the cute girl who’s attractive got me to that degree I mean I don’t become the cute girl.

So so so I said, I think I think I thought that was kind of nice you know but see I was analyzing it from a straight man’s perspective so I I knew how cute girls were. You know I was looking in the mirror and staring my mannerisms and thinking gosh when a woman says that that really is attractive, so it’s not like the men in my generation even meet you weren’t aware of how attractive the women were we knew, and we explained it to them frankly sometimes their mothers dead. Sometimes their dad stole them that they were just beautiful in some normal decent way that isn’t pedophilic, but mostly it was the husband sometimes other girls would tell them sometimes, they would just have some sort of epiphany but it wasn’t something that really was common without someone helping you I don’t know and so no one‘s help Lacey in that way because no one‘s like that anymore and she’s just never figured out and I think people have been confused about that with them in that generation, because of people like me, people who made you think that somehow that they do Because you thought I was gay and so you didn’t realize that I was thinking oh I am going to impersonate a cute check. Do you know some cute dish shoes I don’t know blonde or brown eyed or some thing attractive isn’t she cute you didn’t see you didn’t think I was doing that you thought I was him Imitating some vain terrible woman who just was so conceited and so sure of herself that it’s like oh, I figured out how to be attractive to men by imitating this woman who rejected me or this woman who terrorized me or something because how else would I have knowing how to seem gay Without this woman being so aware of her self but they really weren’t that aware of themselves and so that’s not what happened what happened is that I was straight they weren’t that aware of themselves while March and they figured it out overtime and it wasn’t quite as it wasn’t quite like what you think. I don’t think I mean I could be wrong, but I don’t think so I mean I don’t say Queen Elizabeth I don’t think Queen Elizabeth Cause this is difficult. She wasn’t as beautiful as Lacey, but she was beautiful and she kind of surpassed beauty. I am not attracted to her, but I am being honest with you about who she is. She surpassed beauty she was the queen of England she was better than beautiful, she was astounding and Lacey told her that but I’m not sure if anyone else ever had maybe Philip had but I don’t know that a lot of people told her stuff like that and I know I’m not convinced that she necessarily even knew so. Tell me they were both alive at the same time and so Lacey thought Elizabeth needs to know that so she’s kind of better than that And it’s like this is difficult. Anna psychologically the way that all these women are so aware of their beauty and their me about it and so she told Elizabeth that and I think that might’ve been helpful to her to some degree but now Philip is having such deal with the fact that Elizabeth knows that about yourself and you can’t, you know he has to deal with other things about himself where he was sometimes a little mean to her because he was Her and he may have an excuse for it, but that she has it. She’s giving him what for, and he is actually welcome to it because she deserves to be able to stand up for herself as a woman in that way, considering that she was just his wife at the end of the day, and yeah that’s what’s honorable and that’s the sort of thing those that people didn’t do for Lacey. I don’t think Elizabeth even wanted to have that discussion with Lacey and you know what that’s up to Elizabeth and God just sort out but the truth is being friends with Elizabeth. If there’s no ilumiNATTI, it was very helpful to Lacey as a person because it let her know something about herself that I don’t think she would’ve ever figure it out otherwise, which is that she’s different it oh and that she wasn’t weird for being so tender and submissive even as a strong person.

And when Lacey says stuff like you’re better than that oh woman like and Davis understands what Lacey means it’s it’s like of course you want to be beautiful but those women actually valued something more than that. They were a very romantic generation of people and so it’s like no you want to be beautiful but you wanna be something more than just beautiful you know you wanna be Hello great or something as a person as a woman and that’s how Lacey thinks and you you people have absolutely crushed her with that she’s been so loving to people and so kind and trying to encourage them and people like and take it the wrong way, because he knows that she was rather average looking at Lacey thinks that’s just how she temporary really was. She had dignity. She was intelligent she was successful, I’m sure been found her attractive as she dressed well I don’t know what the problem would be that’s just being human that’s just being human. I guess I’m people are better looking inside. People aren’t in and out who it is just it’s just how things are.” says Lem.

“ so Lacey wouldn’t have been depressed about playing the role of a cook on a television show?” says Martha Washington.

“ don’t ask that question!” says Helena Bonham Carter.

“ I know she wouldn’t have though Mrs. Washington she would not have begrudged or she would not have been upset. She would’ve thought that if she did the role well and I loved her so it was a perfectly wonderful life. She might’ve actually had to fight being being a little full of herself, because she would’ve thought no I was sort of a big deal on that show my character was sort of essential without my role on the show it doesn’t really mean the same thing. It’s it’s just sort of weird without me she might OK she might not have been comfortable with the way that the riders played up her average appearance. I feel like they overdid it with with that and was average looking but they made her more average looking than she is. It was kind of gross but I think Lacey would’ve thought there was some thing perverse and evil about that and so no I don’t think she would’ve allowed that she would’ve thought no I’m average looking, but I’m not quite that average that’s sort of weird, and so I think she would’ve thought this is not normal and eight I don’t think that she probably would’ve been OK with that so they may have had to make some modifications I think, and in her humility and integrity as an actress probably we’re guessing most likely just overlooked it in the thought no you know is it this is a perfectly fine thing. I don’t entirely know why they have me do this, but I’m not vain. I know what I look like and I’m not if I’m not ashamed of that, I was taught to love myself by my mother, although you might not have said that, but she probably could’ve been or she learned how to and as a sophisticated woman and a far more Christian society to be honest and so I think she would’ve thought no this isn’t that big of a deal I don’t know it’s just some strange thing that the writers have me doing so it’s possible that Lacey wouldn’t of gotten along with that because she would’ve thought it was a little weird it is but other than that I don’t think there would’ve been a problem.” says Lem.

“ I think Lacey needs you more than Jack needed you and I’m saying that is a gay man who’s having a hard time excepting that you are possibly straight I I don’t see him being quite so desperate for you specifically.” says a living gay man.

“ and you know that’s not something to be ashamed of to need your husband in that way a lot of women in my generation needed their husbands in that way that was very common.” says Lauren Bacall.

“ are you sure you’re not mistaking the fact that your husband was so much older than you?” says a Gen. Z woman.

“ yes I am quite sure that that’s not what it is. Do you believe me or do you think I’m an idiot?” says Lauren Bacall.

“ I don’t think you’re an idiot, but I don’t think you were aware and your generation of pedophilia the way that we are today.” says Gen. Z.

“ you know even if that’s true they were both adults don’t you think that would be a very complicated relationship and you seriously think you’ve got a grasp they doubt themselves!???” says Jesse Ventura.

“ yeah but the thing is though Jesse, I really wasn’t attracted to him as a father figure at all I was in love with him it’s just a man and to be honest Lacey and I really hopefully will be friends someday and no that’s the thing if she sexually is Tom’s daughter, her mother was not perverted she just had a thing for older men if we’re really being blunt no her mother had a fetish for older men. It wasn’t pedophilia. She just thought they were attractive she just dead, especially when they were wealthy and dignified and all that because that’s part of what women who, like older men find attractive women, older men are kind of wealthy in mysterious and dignified and difficult but not really mean you know that’s part of the fetish that’s part of the women who are straight find attractive when that’s their fetish they kind of like that hole in. Oh, I don’t know mysterious classy thing.

No so much some men have a thing for blondes. Some men have a thing for it if you are being honest here yeah it’s two different people find different things attractive and it ended perfectly normal parameters so and within heterosexuality no I think that’s probably permissible to know if it’s from if she’s actually Tom’s daughter, her mother really did have a thing for older men, her father did not have a thing for younger women. He just had a thing for women and actually that could be part of the problem was that Lacey‘s mother was his type, but she was not of his generation, and that might not have been a problem, but then Margie if Margie is her mom was not particularly interested in being a mom, she was not interested in being a mom and so yeah but then you know because genetically she was his type and she was young I mean let’s be honest women do look better when they’re younger I’m not saying that they’re not gorgeous when they get older, but we do look our best as women when we’re younger Him I’m not saying shit on your wife not at all I’m just saying that we are at our best when we’re young often times there is no exceptions but I think most of her at their best when they’re young I don’t know if that’s what is true for men, it may be, it may not be it depends on how you look at it, but that’s the thing so no she was beautiful she was very beautiful. She was probably an ideal woman. If she Bob her hair and Warren you know Zelda Fitzgerald‘s dress Margie would’ve looked like a hot chick in the 1920s. I’m just being honest and this is a woman who is not high on my list of people who I don’t want to offend him. No, she what is seem like a hot chick in 1924 or 1920 so not really flat chested but no not you know the 1990s ideal or 2000s more you know 1920s and so and so if you combine those genetics with Tom that’s part of the problem is that she oh she has a huge she’s a huge dose of those old jeans so Margie and Tom are not perverts am I wasn’t a pervert neither was my husband Humphrey Bogart to and no he just thought I was very beautiful too and he was a movie star so he was exposed to a lot of beautiful women and he developed a taste for women that girls women in my generation, and a it was normal we were women he was a man and he thought I was really good looking, but you know to be honest there might’ve been some thing about me to that was from an older time I’m not sure that I could’ve been an actress in the 1920s or 30s are just as easily as I was the 1940s but I mean I am Lauren McCall I have a good actress. I will say that because it’s fact, or at least he’s gonna make me say it because it is fact I was a good actress, but but that’s the thing right you’re talking to the real Lauren Bacall.

so this thing is um yeah you’re talking to someone who’s lived a rather horrendous life when you talk to Lacey because yes, she was not raised in her generation, whether that’s the greatest generation or so about the silent generation maybe even a tiny bit the boomers, but really more the greatest generation although I think there are some boomers, who relate to her at times and maybe they’re the ones that should try to talk to her about why she’s offensive because I wonder if they can be offensive to you in a similar way and they just don’t quite realize that, but I have a feeling she’s more like us believe it or not and that’s part of where I was going with that is that if she is Margie’s daughter she really does think like us and no I don’t think she has a clue why do people hate her so much but it’s just baffling.” says Lauren.

“ so when is her actual birthday?” says a woman.

“ her father has chosen September 3 for the time being.” says Humphrey Bogart.

“ I am so so let’s say that you looks like at what what picture would you use of yourself Lacey?” says a Boomer.

“ no she looks very pretty in that picture I would I like this picture of her as if that’s what it looks like I would want to use this picture.” says Lacey.

“ you should edit this blog at some point because our words are being totally dismantled by someone who hates her, and I honestly would love for people to see what’s being said instead if it’s actually being sat.” says the Boomer woman. “ that being said him you you you are you’ve chosen interesting picture of yourself and as always I’m ticked off by it because yes, you look good in that picture.” says the Boomer.

“ then what’s the problem?” says Lacey.

“ I don’t have a problem you have a problem.” she says.

“ I have Apsley no idea what you’re talking about sweetie you’re the one who’s angry you’re the one with an attitude. I am not angry at all.” says Lacey.

“ You’re making her angry because she really has no fucking clue what you’re talking about.” says a dead Greatest Generation woman.

“ OK that’s like a perfect picture of you.” says the Boomer woman.

“ that’s why I use it. I’m not a fucking idiot.” says Lacey.

Ann laughs.

“ OK but what if someone’s not as smart as you?” says the Boomer woman.

“ oh my that’s not my problem I mean I would care, but that’s not my problem.” says Lacey.

“ OK OK no that makes sense. I’m trying to help this Boomer yeah OK no that’s a really good really good picture of you. You look really good. To be honest. You look good in that picture. Yeah it looks really pretty and professional. I think this boomer woman is expecting you to be really calculating or something in a way that I don’t think people always are who are not narcissistic and I don’t quite know why they keep assuming you’re a narcissist that’s kind of strange.” says a Millennial woman to Lacey.

“ i’m not into New Age, but I’ve got to be honest with you. It’s a really hard thing for me to handle this situation because Christians have not prepared me for this. I don’t see how it’s I don’t see how it’s possible that there’s not some thing incredibly spiritual that happened, but I think even most Christians who are charismatic, would struggle to comprehend, and it would take. Maybe a charismatic Christian Catholic, who believes in purgatory to get what’s going on because it’s so different than what charismatic Pentecostal protestant Christians would think it’s not just like some demon that’s attacking me it’s someone specific who is specifically angry at me for a reason and it’s obsessive it’s like a curse it’s really weird and I I don’t know how else to explain it. I think a New Age person would probably be open minded to hearing it at least in the millennial generation because no I’m not a narcissist. I’m sorry it like clinically isn’t possible there are clinical narcissist I’m not one of them they’re our clinical narcissist I’m not one of them.” says Lacey. “ JFK talks over my voice frequently and people who are triggered or who are mean or or narcissistic themselves read that and there’s nothing I can do about it that’s their problem to sort out not mine and his I am not clinically try to fucking speak English you dip shit a fucking clinical narcissist I am not a fucking clinical, narcissist that’s not clinically possible OK you fucking idiot!” says Lacey.

“ I agree why isn’t this woman being totally inappropriate you are you’re being a huge bitch to where she has every right to say that to you.” says another person to the Boomer.

“Because it’s just really mean I mean oh my god she’s mean!” she says.

“ sweetie this is supposed to be her birthday. She’s sick. She’s sitting here trying to talk to you. You started the conversation acting like you gave a shit about her you seem like the narcissist clinically not her!” yells the Illuminati.

“ do you know I’m not generally considered a narcissist and it’s hard for me to except that I’m being narcissistic I think I thought that if I acted like a narcissist, and she obviously is one that she would be like triggered the way she is right now and it’ll be obvious she a is one and then I would just be like a catch a moment like I gotcha!” she says.

“ OK but what if what if she’s not a narcissist what if you’re wrong and then it just makes a mess of everything?” says the Illuminati.

“ I hadn’t thought that through to be honest I just didn’t think that was possible. I thought it was obvious she was a narcissist I thought it was really obvious!” she says.

“ based on what!?!?” says George Bush.

“ oh crap so now here’s where I fuck myself over because she’s better looking than most people in this whole. I don’t know I’m good looking shit that’s just an act.” she says.

“no that’s not an act. I think a lot of people think they’re more intellectual than they are. You know she had a sexual relationship with Donald Trump Junior she had a sexual relationship that was very brief with Tucker Carlson. She got over those men and they still talk to her and she’s very chill about it, I don’t want to be mean but I have a feeling that she has a little bit of a reputation but I don’t think that they think that she means to have one it’s more just is more actually ditzy sweetie and so first of all you’re talking to her like she’s butch and she’s not butch yeah I just like do you guys analyze things at all or do you just go around thinking you know everything without thinking about anything?” says Kim.

“ is she embarrassed by that?” says the Boomer.

“ I think mortified is more the word I think she’s mortified and I’m not sure she really deserves the reputation but the thing is though you can’t compartmentalize things that way that’s not intellectually sound so yes her perspective sweetie which is her perspective and it is possibly reality is that she didn’t mean to be that way it was an accident and she’s mortified but in her generation she was she probably would be kind of popular, but she would’ve been a nice girl a very nice Christian young woman and I don’t think she would’ve put out frankly for almost anyone but her husband and so I think it really was an accident and I don’t think she meant to do that so to speak but then it’s like it did happen so then how did how do they make sense of that, oh well part of it is that she’s good-natured part of that she’s pretty and then there Hass to be something where it’s like. She can’t quite figure something out and then that’s for men who are alive now or maybe not as honorable as that used to be to be blunt I’m in love with Donald Trump Junior I really am but I wouldn’t put it past me to wish that he was a little bit better of a person you know that he was a better person someday or you know what however, that would work in heaven, but no it’s, I don’t wanna say they took advantage of her. I’m not sure they really did but you’re it’s like you’re missing the fact that who these people are I mean it’s Donald Trump, Junior Tucker, Carlson, and Vladimir Putin. That’s not a butch woman sweetie. She might be smart she could be really good at war and probably pretty smart when it comes to everything. Basically we’re good at politics the very least Anwar maybe not stupid about economics either. Maybe she’s smarter about that so she realizes but then, then she realizes she’s not me. She’s not his first wife she’s not a lot of other other people and so when you do all these really mean tactics it’s it’s it’s too much it’s really over the top because you’re talking to someone who is not that way, and it’s cruel. It’s like you’re just yelling at this person who is tender and sweet and I was gonna say shorts but she’s not sure but I don’t know quite else to explain it I guess I don’t know it’s just she’s not. She’s not us OK so I think that’s why Laureen was like she’s me she’s not you because those women were different, they really were spent some time watching old commercials, old television shows old movies and I think maybe you’ll get a clue. Don’t just look at the Kennedys. Don’t just look at television shows like mad men or your women’s live you know bullshit because there’s a lot of women who are not covered in women’s Lib movement material, because you don’t like the fact that they exist it from a scientific perspective because your pseudo-intellectual quacks in that way, possibly and con artists, you’re a bunch of bisexual, lesbian assholes, who are homophobic and don’t want to deal with that or something sad like that OK so I’m trying to tell you to be nice to her. I’m trying to be humble and explain her, if you don’t want to have that kind of adult, you know humane intellectual conversation we don’t have to have it you can just be a sore loser and feel sorry for yourself and destroy everything and I’ll try to do my best as an actual leader in this country to fix things that you fuck up but if you’d like to have a real conversation, we could have one.” says Kim.

Later.

“ you have bills and you sometimes don’t just pay things out right I know you own your own car and that it’s an Audi Q5 with leather seats and a Bose sound system and you have a mink coat that you bought for $500 that you wear for fun but I I think that’s pretentious considering that you have debt.” says the Boomer.

“ But we own those things.” says Lacey.

“ but you can’t really be that deep!” she says.

“ no driving around in a nice leather seated Audi with you know warmed seats makes it a lot easier to pay medical bills thousands of dollars worth of medical bills overtime instead of remodeling my kitchen or something of that nature.” says Lacey.

“ I just think you’re a liar your husband makes 170,000 fine that’s not upper class!” she says.

“ that’s bullshit by most metrics sweetie they are in the upper class they are upper class of old money that’s just reality if you want to have a Kim said if you want to have an intellectual conversation we can have one but if you’re the problem you’re gonna have to eventually realize that I’m sorry.” says Charlie Kirk to the Boomer woman.

“ what are you expecting her to do drive an old car and then save all of her money or what is it that you’re thinking that they should do?” says another Boomer.

“ I just I think that it’s like she’s always putting on the show!” she says.

“ she’s not!” says God. “ there could be some thing slightly disingenuous about it, but you’re you’re coming at with an incredible amount of assumption and hatred.”

“ I am Lacey what is it that you’re hearing from her you should be doing financially?” asks Keli.

“ well, I mean we could have lived like what she seems to be suggesting I guess if we done that we would probably be pretty close to out of that right now we wouldn’t have any debt at all. I wouldn’t have joined the Perfume community. I don’t know what I would’ve done to distract myself, and keep from wanting to kill myself, but I could’ve figured something out I guess gosh that would’ve been miserable that I could’ve tried so if we done that sort of hard knocks, suicide, mission that she’s demanding of me not just even suggesting, which is possibly already offensive, but demanding that I do, if I did to somehow become human in her eyes, which is astounding then I know we would be out of that will be out of debt and I wouldn’t have discovered the illuminati necessarily we would be out of debt we would probably we would probably let’s see I’m trying to think we would probably have a net worth no people have net worth she’s telling me that I should tell her what my net worth would be because that’s pretentious. It’s not people have a net worth, it would probably be about let’s see and I don’t know she thinks that I’m not actually analyzing that, so no I am analyzing this let’s say I’m doing actual calculations in my head is this woman just an absolute asshole seven things I should say and she could be, but let’s see I’m gonna still try to humor her on the off chance that she’s human at all let’s see no and we will probably have a net worth right now about four or 500,000 which isn’t that much I’m 41 actually it might be a little more than that it might be but it would I’ll I’ll just say roughly 500,000 no debt and we would start accumulating more and more and we would probably oh yeah probably have I don’t know maybe about 1 million or two but that’s possible anyway and we’re just going about it a little differently but no we would probably have that money right now that you expect us to have right now I guess but we will have eventually anyway, but I guess I guess he would have it right now to show you that we have 500,000 and that’s not a lot but we would definitely have 500,000 and no we would probably have oh yeah around 2 million every time I was 60 at least and maybe a little more than that but I am that’s not how we’re doing things but that’s how we will we would probably inherit a little more to of course but just on our own we would probably have a few million and we would have some of that to show you right now. We do have some, but we don’t have as much as we would.” says Lacey.

“ OK so I can admit that your class analysis is probably completely accurate and it’s very genuinely intellectual and accurate fine. Um, do you care beyond the fact that that’s your identity and that’s who you really are do you care?” she says.

“ will you gonna be offended by this but no, I might be somewhat of an intellectual, so I put it in context of my perspective of the whole world and I do have one to some degree and so I I care beyond that in an intellectual spiritual sense, but I don’t I I don’t know that I care in some personal way necessarily know not be on the fact that that’s just who I am.” says Lacey.

“ is there someplace we can sign up to be shot and go to heaven I’m just asking for a friend because this poor woman has tried so fucking hard to relate to your people and you are relentless up and I am just sick of listening and I’m a nice person and I just I would love to know is there a Putin volunteer can I volunteer, no I’m not entirely kidding I really am not. I am poor I am suffering you people of fucked over the entire United States with your bullshit. You you took an already struggling country is Louis was explaining earlier on this blog, and then you turned it into this hell hole we’re selling children and I’m just wondering because I am a Christian and I’m positive there’s an afterlife and I would a little part of me feels like if I could take my family go to a nice Catholic mass as a born-again Christian pray to Jesus and some beautiful Russian orthodox mass and Nino and then go to someplace in Ukraine and just be blowing to the bits with my whole family in some nice room holding hands worshiping Christ for Christmas. I’m not kidding. I will part of me thinks I can’t. I want to celebrate Jesus‘s birthday with him in heaven with my kids see my grandparents have a nice home cooked dinner the way my grandmother used to make them you know stop telling my kids what we used to eat, but are actually eat it this year I’m not making this up you people are absolutely insufferable and a little picture of me. Thanks can you can we get some sort of ship where there are some people like me who would just volunteer I’m so sick of working 80 hours a week my kids are working 60 hours a week we’re exhausted you know and I just it’s awful and I I would love being honest with you this is the brutal truth I would love and I have a feeling she knows what I’m talking about. I would love to get on a ship go somewhere in Ukraine, and just say go for it just go for it Vladimir blow us up. Will be praying for you. You know I will be praying for you on the other side, just do your best to blow us up!” says a Christian in America.

“ I hear you!” says Tsar Putin.

“ to be perfectly honest with you if you’re actually serious, you could actually take your family and sneak into Ukraine like I am a cranium reading her blog I’m not kidding you would have to be strategic about it and you’d wanna make sure that you died in an explosion that was actually like deadly you wouldn’t want to have you know your kids arms being blow it off or something but see that’s how Ukrainians are if we did have anything to do with child hostages is because it’s possible route with a little too tolerant or something I don’t know little too open minded maybe but but a little a little part of me is like just do it then if you did it and that’s why I’m trying to have a real conversation with you if you did it I obviously don’t come over here if you’re a child by yourself don’t come over here, unless if you’re prepared to actually die but if you were truly serious about it and you studied it, you could probably do it from there other places in the world you could go to you could go to Israel. You could probably go somewhere in Gaza I’m being serious there’s a lot of places where they could probably blow you up if you really wanted to, and if you feel freedom to do that I don’t know I guess just be smart about it and realize that you are committing suicide like that suicide you’re euthanizing your family and you’re committing suicide so think about what you’re doing but I guess if that’s where your mind is and you’re that desperate wow you know as Ukrainian it actually is sort of helpful to hear that because it’s like wow this is the country defending us. People are suffering and it’s we want independence but it’s obvious to some people in my country and I’m included that things are not as simple as people want them to be and yeah that’s where Lacey thinks like I slightly I think like a Russian slightly and that way you knows the whole Tolstoy thing you know it’s like you look at something bad and then you figure out how it’s even worse that that kind of thing did you try to actually figure out the truth but that’s why I’m warning you don’t come over here and do something stupid.” says a Ukrainian.

“ thank you for sharing that snow. It probably would be too hard to get in behind the front lines, but there are a lot of working class Americans who are really suffering.” says a Christian in America.

“ were you suffering as much under Trump or is he actually a better president?” asks another Ukrainian.

“ no it was. It was better under Trump. Biden really was a very bad president. I’m sorry to have to say as a nice person who wishes him well.” says the Christian in America.

“ I am OK so I guess let’s have that conversation with that woman if she still interested at least answered your question no she’s not particularly overly concerned at. Is there anything else you wanna ask her or is that is that it?” says Kim.

“ OK so you’re you know I actually do you kind of believe in reincarnation so you’re just Scotia?” she says.

“ yes, if there’s reincarnations, she is literally Scotia, the one and only if there’s not reincarnations then no she’s just a lot like that woman even if that’s not who she is but if she is reincarnated, that is who she is, she was also a Scottish aristocrat.” says God.

“ you were ready to have this intellectual conversation with her a while ago, and then she made a total asshole of herself. Do you feel too mentally drained have the conversation right now you were going to have?” says a Rockefeller.

Michael nods.

“ I see this isn’t a joke you actually found the real Scotia or you found Tom Banks, his daughter that’s the reality of the situation. The Kennedys have been beaten, bloody over the last eight years when you can realize that get back to her alright?” says God.

“ OK but like some people will never be you, but some people will never be you.” she says to Lacey.

“ hey where are you going with this?” says William Buckley.

“ can you explain what Lacey thinks. I have a feeling you could explain it pretty succinctly.” says her neighbor.

“ the problem is that she’s also possibly actually a Scottish women reincarnated.” says a Scottish man.

“ if there’s reincarnation, otherwise, she may just think like that person, even if she’s not them.” says God.

“ OK so what is it that you think about the fact that some people will never be as good looking as you?” she says.

“ that’s a really shitty question intellectually that’s pathetic!” says Kim.

“ I I think I guess that it’s sad but that it’s just life and that there’s not a lot anyone can do about it so it’s best to just do so it’s best to just be you know normal about it I guess I mean I think this was already covered in this blog post you couldn’t you try to read or are you to self important to do that?” says Lacey.

“ you’re expecting her to be really informal with you like everyone else does and she’s not that informal.” says a dead Greatest Generation woman.

“ OK so I am so I guess so I guess basically oh wow OK maybe we’re not as loving as we think we are maybe liberals need to wake up to that reality that we’re not the loving political party and that maybe we really aren’t as empathetic as we think we are OK so so basically I’m just expecting for you to be really I guess sad or something.” she says.

“ you want my entire existence to revolve around other people ever me to have no in her life at all you little fucking parasite!??” yells Lacey. “ if that’s what you are you little scum bucket I shall find a way to hopefully pay you out of hell but do not expect me to look kindly on your jackassry and you’re uselessness to humanity!”

“so if there’s reincarnation that was like a real person talking to you if that’s hard for you to accept maybe you shouldn’t be talking to people telepathically at all.” says Michael Rockefeller.

“ oh, OK ha ha and then I wouldn’t say it’s not Scotland now. What would you say to that if I said this ain’t Scotland!” she says.

“ i’d say I am Scottish if I am, do you think I give two flying shits you little fucking sour cream drop!!?” says Lacey. “You know you’re awfully operate for someone so fucking humble, you idiotic pseudo-intellectual bitch!”

“ I just said that you’re really beautiful and that you’re supposed to be sad and this is your reaction?” she says. 

“ and yes yes because I asked you a perfectly sane question and you have yet to answer it you worthless toad. If that’s all you are. do you want me to have an inner life or do you want my entire world to focus on you and everyone else?” says Lacey 

“ no I want you to have an inner life.” she says.

“ all right well that’s good. I’m glad to hear you have some decency to you and humanity. Sweetie, what do you expect me to do just go around thinking about everybody else!?” says Lacey.

“ no but it’s like I want you to feel sad for the fact that I’m not as pretty as you!” she says.

“ that’s not the first thing on my mind I have my own life I have my own thoughts so when I see you, I don’t just automatically think oh this poor woman’s ugly. I should feel sorry for her. I am thinking a great many other things I’m an intellectual person possibly, so I’m not someone who just goes around you know eating shit and thinking stupid petty thoughts.” says Lacey.

“ OK so so so basically, you’re just saying come on get real when I see you I’m analyzing your mood and analyzing the weather and analyzing your personality and analyzing who you are as a person and your background possibly your ass Nick heritage maybe your social class maybe your moral standing in the world I’m not thinking about your beauty beyond just as a facet of your overall person?” she says.

“ that’s how people used to be in the past believe it or not. I’m sorry to have to say and yes that is what she’s thinking I’m answering for her because it’s just us too egregious that you don’t understand that about her automatically.“ says Ann Davis.

“ I think people who are narcissistic and messed up. I have misunderstood you at times and thought that you were lying to them because they couldn’t except who they really are but it doesn’t entirely explain this when you look at me you’re really looking at me why are you doing that?” she says.

“ because people are fascinating. I don’t think I’m looking at you may be quite as much as you think a I think people in Europe and Britain might look at you more to. I don’t stare at people I’m not trying to look at you I’m trying to look at you.” says Lacey.

“ and part of what you’re seeing is her intelligence she’s smarter than you possibly in a lot of other people and I know she’s just looking at you and actually giving you a sort of intensity that you’re not used to because she’s unusually intelligent and there’s nothing really clinically weird about it. She’s just an unusually intelligent person as a Scotia, Vladimir Putin is not remotely impressed in any way really, he just find her attractive. Maybe people need to be a little more humble around everybody, including her and stop going around thinking they’re better than everyone in some psychotic way all the time.” says the CIA

“ Margy are you cold person?” she says.

“ you wouldn’t think that I’m very smiley and friendly but yes, I’m cold as ice. I’m not a psychopath though.” says Margy. “ i’m actually a very loving person. Had a great sense of humor I still do but I am actually fairly cold. She’s not like that but the way she is and it Eminem Norwegian and she’s my daughter possibly biologically maybe not, but if she is the know it, it’s not like she’s actually a cold person. I actually am to some degree but she’s not.” says Margy.

“ OK OK but Lacey, not everyone is like you with a mother who abandon them to a bunch of cold, aristocratic American Norwegians with a father, who ran the mob, but was like old money, and Dutch and who belonged in some gray Poupon commercial. and so for the rest of us that are not like that your white knuckle, bare-bones, aristocratic, cold as ice tough as nails attitude is like super abrasive.” she says.

“ you should know that the Kennedy sweetie hate her for that very reason because she’s with they pretended to be they pretended to be people who never cried even though they suffered that’s her, and to be honest, I think they were dumb as fuck and thought they were Scottish Irish people are tough, but they’re not quite as tough as the Kennedys and I think J I think I am JP Kennedy, maybe possibly actually borrowed that from some Scotsman that he met or some idea that he had but that was Celtic because it was less shameful to be Scottish than Irish and so I think he may have been trying to see more Scottish and Irish or British, and he just totally sold himself out and sold out his entire family in an attempt to seem Anglo Anglo Scott’s or something and he’s not Lacey is there some degree possibly or she’s not Scottish or Celtic at all but she is British. She may be slightly Scottish in someway and she’s Norwegian and possibly Dutch and German and know this is not a façade but they can’t stand that about her anyway to have to deal with that.” says a Scottish man.

“ I so they developed a psychotic jealousy of Scottish people? I mean that someone who believes in reincarnation I find that fascinating it really is actually interesting because no that’s not Irish and I don’t think Lacey would even think less of the Irish him, but using that as a sort of Segway no I’m not like that so it’s hard for me to know what to do with you because you just seem so abrasive!” she says.

“ oh OK well yeah and if there’s red carnation, I’m not supposed to be here. What is so abrasive to you?” says Lacey.

“ that you care and I don’t give a fuck about you!” she says.

“ Maybe you’re not normal and you’re a little fucked up in your head that’s not my problem.” says Lacey.

“ OK I just don’t care as much about you as you care about me.” she says.

“ do you know I already knew that going into this conversation because you quit fucking wasting our time what is it that’s abrasive?” says Lacey.

“ I yeah you have me about sized up right I care about you, but in this very sort of human way at best and maybe that’s not even true and if it’s not all that human whatever him I’m not being very exact OK it’s just dammit I have a hard time not having fun with you because you’re so smart and that I hate myself for not liking you more shit shit you know I take things way too personally with you. It’s kind of weird. Oh my gosh that’s weird you don’t even fucking know who I am practically at all OK oh my word that’s creepy. OK, so no I guess I don’t care as much about you as you care about me, so I wonder if you do know more who I am they know who you are but but anyway I think that’s abrasive to be exact is just a hot it’s just it’s like how do you how how do you how how do you how do you am of that? Yeah, I don’t think you’re doing it was anything shit and so you don’t have any yeah oh hi I think I think most people are narcissistically offended by you and I’m one of them. I’m not really a narcissist I’m really not necessarily a complete narcissist, but I think I find your narcissistically offensive because you’re so tough and I talk to you and I intuitively know that and it’s just really irritating to me.” she says.

“ who do you think if I lived through that I wouldn’t be doing as well?” says Lacey.

“ yes or I think I would be I would be doing better I would be doing better I would be happier than her.” she says.

“ OK well but then that’s you analyzing me in a way that I’m not analyzing you at all why do you assume you have this authoritative position with me even if you sodomized my husband that wasn’t me.” says Lacey.

“ you’re right.” she says.

“ so why are you analyzing me so much? I mean you’re coming at me like you have this expert disdain for me that is sort of psychotic. I don’t know you that well and everyone does it. It’s creepy as fuck it’s like why why are you coming at me with so much damn authority who the fuck are all you people?” says Lacey.

“ are you a manager at a store and I’m a Karen?” she says.

“ possibly yeah know if there’s reincarnation even if there’s not that’s not stupid but then that’s the thing I’m not the one that made the return policy I’m not the one that came up with all of that so I don’t make the rules. I’m just telling you what they are.” says Lacey.

“ see I think because you weren’t loved you do too much of that and people then get hung up on that because you’re just going around sort of analyzing everything and then they get hurt by the fact that you’re right.” she says.

“ yeah but then what am I supposed to do about that? See you’re destroying all human rights in this conversation essentially because if you can’t handle the fact that I have emotions that are just as valid as yours that I’m just as human as you then you’re destroying all of humanity and then you have to ask yourself why why are you so damn self-righteous?” says Lacey.

“ I think most people today are obsessed with superficial things and to you that’s just repulsive.” she says.

“do you know maybe and if there’s reincarnation why are you people doing this? What what was the point of it?” says Lacey.

“ that’s an interesting question.” she says.

“ I’m mad at your mother if you if you if you’re illegitimate and there’s reincarnations I’m mad at your mom because now I feel like she worked with Jack and it pisses me off.” she says.

“ oh, we don’t know for sure but no to be honest I just I’m not deep I think and I I truly don’t entirely understand why you people are so hung up on stuff.” says Lacey.

“ do you care about your physical appearance almost at all?” she says.

“ I want to look pleasing I want to look pleasing I don’t wanna be upsetting to people and I want to be a rousing to them other than that no I’m not sure I care at all.” says Lacey.

“ that’s interesting so for you it’s a social thing and it’s utilitarian. Do you feel any joy when you look good or not?” she says.

“ i’m being blunt I suspect I look very good without my clothes on and I know that subconsciously and so I think what difference does it make him without my clothes I look better I know when you’re a good looking person you do it but it without your clothes, weather is it, and so you think Pamela Anderson probably could say the same thing and see you think door closed and I look nice they look better naked, so why would it be so exciting because I’m just being honest when you are not closed you look a lot better arm with it but then the clothes don’t really make you look better say it’s just like well people you know I look better without my clothes on I have observed in the mirror. And so when I wear them it’s not really an improvement. It’s usually not an improvement. I’m just being honest. I’m sorry. I don’t think it’s wise to lie to you so they know it’s like you put in Pamela Anderson probably has had a very similar experience I’m being honest a lot of other women that look like that and men probably could agree with me it’s like wow yeah but then you look a lot better without your clothes on so then it’s like you put on these clothes do you think no I’m not excited. I look worse than I did before I woke up or yeah or when I was in the shower I mean it’s not gonna get better than that to be blonde, so no really, though it doesn’t so it’s there’s there’s I mean you could put make up on and that might look better but then again, maybe not hesitate to shoot him and so then he’s like well you know there’s nothing all that exciting about it in that way. People might just like close and they do but I don’t think anything that people wear today is ever been particularly exciting to me And it is usually very cute on me when I do like it there are some things that are very playful. You know very good mean and they’re not flattering and then there’s clothes that are just too sexy for going to the grocery store and that’s not really appropriate either so no, there’s not a lot of excitement It may be back in the 50s I would’ve had more fun with that but now it is not so much.” says Lacey.

“ no I can get anything you guys are really just full of shit and that you’re you’re giving yourselves a little bit too much credit and you have been for a while and that unfortunately she is the one to burst everyone’s bubble and I don’t think she deserves that much hatred. I hope you realize that someday.” says someone.

“ what are you actually angry about?” says Kim.

“ she knows!” she says.

“ I know she doesn’t grow up intellectually or just try to use your brain a little fucking bit!” says Kim.

“ OK as much as you’re not as wealthy as some people you were offensive.” she says.

“ what did I do?” says Lacey.

“ try to think, as does your performer self, and come up with something.” she says.

“ I call take that as you’re telling me to think like may. Oh let’s see Jack is now trying to talk like me because he’s psychotic.

I really hope someday someone realizes that he was the gay one and not lame and that you guys are really backward!

Yeah, I don’t know that for a fact, but it seems pretty damn likely.

So basically, let’s see what would I actually have been pissed off about her we will be pissed but when people piss I would piss people off of Seay it be honest with you I can’t think of anything because I wasn’t necessarily really trying to piss people off. could you try taking something? I say seriously or is that just too fucking painful for you?” says Lacey.

“ it’s too painful!” says Erin.

“Then I don’t think this is going to work and we’ll probably just all end up dead!” says Lacey.

“ that’s not really going to happen!” says Erin.

“ no it really might!” says Lacey.

“ i’m gonna try because I’m not that stupid so let’s just take that picture of the of the fur and the coromandel so in your mind you’re thinking it’s just a $500 at most piece of fur that’s irreplaceable add a bottle of Chanel perfume that’s really good but still it’s just Chanel why is that not more impressive to you?” she says.

“ I think you just answered your own question and you’re embarrassing yourself sweetie. If she’s Scotia she’s from Egypt she’s a pharaohs daughter!” says Bernie Sanders.

“ OK now I guess it isn’t that impressive and you have no idea how impressive that is to other people?” she says.

“ no because Lem was straight and Jack was gay and he doesn’t understand that I had my own perspective that was different than his.” says Lem.

“ but why would that seem impressive Lacey!!?” she says.

“ do you know I’m gonna answer for her he’ll just have to deal with it because it’s antique for that would have been Warren by a man in Wisconsin on a farm. It’s not an elegant piece of fur. It is somewhere it could be used that way and it’s beautiful but it’s actually for that would’ve been used by a man who was maybe upper middle middle class on a farm in Wisconsin in like the 1800s or the 1900s I know they might’ve had a nice house. They would’ve probably been poor But it’s really just like a work piece of for so you could get a pair of like work boots that cost like $300 that people would use for like outdoor activity on a farm today and the purpose would be to keep your feet warm and dry even though they’re leather and they’re well-made And then you could take a picture of it 100 years from now and maybe put a bottle of I don’t know some cologne that focused on like a note of like chamomile or something and you had idea would be that it’s sort of an outdoorsy earthy fragrance that was kind of the idea that she was sort of going for away. Yeah, she made it elegant but I don’t think that it was I don’t think it was necessarily the way that you’re taking it. I think she thinks the context is that this is just an antique piece of work fur.” says Lem.

“ OK and what is this thing where she doesn’t care for us like I am just gonna make this look elegant and I don’t care?” she says.

“ she’s explained that before she’s been terribly bullied. The idea is that she’s standing up for herself and she say no I have some money I have some taste. Oh this is nice and there you go!” says Lem.

“ but then what is that? What is that part of her where she is like oh why why why what what is that the rest of it?” she says.

“ that’s all a lot part of my reticence and telling you that I don’t think you’re prepared for the long conversation that you’re going to get and I think if I told you you would take it seriously because I’ve tried to explain this to you and you’re not interested.

The idea is that my family has oil and we are reasonably well off and educated and even though we’re from North Dakota and we have a farm that we’re not necessarily hicks and so people need to sort of back off or if that’s not accurate am I analysis is wrong And what difference does it matter anyway why can’t I post something like that? What rule is there against it I own it it’s mine I have cooties why can’t I post some thing like that do you know anyone that had that particular peso for that particular perfume bottle who had the taste to take the picture to take the picture and post it. There’s no law against that, so why are you people so persnickety are you the thought police what kind of classist evil snobs are you? That’s part of what I was thinking so it’s like why can’t I do this what laws they’re against it I’m tricky though, so I might actually be asking you a real question if people don’t love you sweetie I’ve not been asked this question possibly almost ever so, it’s like what you know with what laws they’re against it. Where are you coming from? I’m either making an argument to myself for communism, or I making an argument against it but it’s very complex so it’s that combined with this idea of no first and foremost my family really actually is probably a little bit more sophisticated and well off and higher social socioeconomically the people of estimated. Probably a little bit more sophisticated and well-off and at the end, and then the first and foremost in a way you know what matters to me most is just the freedom to be able to enjoy beauty possibly with some nod to America, or some not to meritocracy possibly not to communism the sense that people should be allowed to enjoy beautiful things if they have the capacity to do that, I think he enforcer made that argument, brilliantly, and Howards end, and I would’ve assumed that someone like you would’ve given a shirt or are you a pseudo intellectual stupid bitch?” says Lacey, smiling.

“ oh, OK fine!” she says.

“ so what offended you?” says Kim.

“ yeah I may be not that intellectual and it’s hard for me to handle the fact that someone actually is that deep which is dumb if I believe in reincarnation OK so you don’t have any thoughts like that at all anymore which is interesting if I’m letting myself indulgent wow OK so do you is just like no this is very heartfelt super evolve. Thoughts? That’s cool, I honestly I do hope to be at my make myself in a place like that where I just care about the deep stuff and I have a feeling you think there’s things that are far deeper than that which is cool no I get it you know you’re just expressing yourself and then you were thinking you know my people don’t really respect my family enough and I’m gonna put them in their place um I wonder if that’s what it is though the ladder where it’s cause I can respect the first thing as it as an intellectual if I am and it’s just you know oh, as an artist, if I am one that freedom of expression to just enjoy beauty and said we will call it hedonism, but you and I both know that it might not be it might be some thing far more human beautiful than that and may be a bit of a hippie right so enjoying a day where there’s sunshine yeah no I can relate to that.

Oh, I want to start talking to you like you’re Scotia what am I angry about boy I wish I came prepared. And I bet as a woman you wish I did too. Crap!

What are the Kennedys really hate women?

OK so I mean I personally think they’re all homosexuals I do I think most of them are just homosexuals and they’re totally screwed up and it makes sense that someone like them would be in their mess because he’s straight and they’re just looking for someone to like bully I mean you’ve said that and I actually think that makes complete sense historically And if he was straight, I look forward to the day that we know that and we can just say no people like that who were closeted in the past and homophobic were really capable of evil, and they may have kept straight people who were molested and confused and didn’t know any better And that is fascinating to me because you’re right it does seem like something we would say, if we were really progressive and homosexuality, is allowed in heaven, like 200 years from now, and it will just be obvious to people in the future and then that’s where I have to say to myself am I expecting too much of myself and maybe even you and then that’s where that whole woke thing is just so it’s kind of silly isn’t it because there’s a lot that we don’t know.

I suppose the important thing is to keep her wits about her wits about us.

So what am I actually angry about? You know I don’t hate the farm. I don’t hate the concept of a farm that is not upsetting to me that seems sustainable eat other eating off the land they’re growing it for other people. I think that makes sense why I start to get angry is when it’s like thousands of acres of land because I am sort of a communist maybe or something and I think why is it have to be thousands of acres Gunhild? Do you know why couldn’t you’ve donated that to people in the great depression instead of letting them runoff could you have found someway to help those people more instead of seeing them as competition? I’m sure she did try to help but my gut sense is that she was a little more competitive than that, and that she probably just kind of let them fail, it never occurred to her that that they were suffering in a way that she could prevent yeah and then that’s where I get angry at you and I think how do you not know that and I know this sounds so old but oh well how do you not realize Lacey Did that’s who they were like it’s just never occurred to you that these people were mean they didn’t help their neighbors the way that they say they did. They may have helped them outburst. They helped them survive when they were sick, but they didn’t help poor people learn how to farm the land without destroying it they didn’t help the Native Americans, you know they help them read because they were humanitarian but they didn’t help them. In other ways. You know what I’m trying to say I think that it’s just like they have those thousands of acres of land purely to themselves. They plotted with the country clubs to have the oil drilled they knew that they had more oil than anyone in the whole state possibly and they planned it at country clubs in Washington state probably in the 1950s or 40s, and then they lied about the fact that they had these prestigious silversmiths in their background and I know Nils was more middle class or upper middle class but good health wasn’t and I don’t blame her for not telling people, but then a little part of me blames her and I’m just like come on She was not a loving person and that way she was cutthroat. She was tough as nails and she knew what she was doing. She knew that she was hoarding money for her family and knowledge and land and hiding that information to some degree to give her family an edge that no one else would have And I don’t think you think like that, so how do you reconcile that what like? How do you not realize that that’s how the nursing homes became as wealthy and old money as they still are it’s not like she was. Lol OK if she didn’t harm the Indians, she probably was nice to them. She probably gave them food. She probably was genuinely kind to them and that way she probably help them learn how to read, I mean, I honestly believed, and honestly still believe that they really tried Not to assimilate them to give them tools to take care of themselves you know teach them how to fish type of thing I think she’s hot a lot of people how to fish in that way, but then I just think OK but come on the woman was brilliant, and she knew what she was doing so I just it’s like story as old as time And I think that’s where I get angry at you and it’s probably really ridiculous considering that this is the illuminati that I am a liberal. It was the liberals who got angry at you. It was Casi and other liberals who are you pissed off? I don’t think you pissed off conservatives because those people are like good health and they see your life and they think there’s nothing wrong with it, she’s innocent she doesn’t know any better. Where did her money come from? She doesn’t know she is trying to stand up for her family and say hey wait a minute but then I’m like why do you care? Why are you trying to say that this matters and I think yeah, I think a little part of me and people like me thought no she’s not that hateful. She must be an idiot. She might be a narcissist and maybe she’s just lying. I know we are also narcissistic but I wonder if a part of us thought there’s no way this woman understands what she saying Because if she did, she would be heartless that’s our perspective it’s like if you’re not a narcissist and you really are telling the truth how can you not get it? I know I’m sure Republicans would totally disagree with me, but just how do you not get it Lacey?” says the Boomer woman.

“ OK that was very from the 1960s my word I never expect to experience that do you want a real response or do you want me to tell you a bunch of bullshit?” says Lacey.

“ I would like a real response whether she gets one or not!” says Charlie Kirk.

She gets tea.

“ oh all right, so um oh wow I think you’re reading too much into what I think I think you people were a little presumptuous and I may be a voice thought that are you dumb or are you just really angry?” says Lacey.

Ann Coulter wonders too.

“ I’m gonna go with angry.” she says.

“ do you know my argument is not so much about how the money came in to be it’s purely about the fact that it exists.” says Lacey.

“ OK but then like where does it come from?” says Madison.

“ how about you first except that it exists if you could except that it’s real and stop bullshitting me and fucking me over I could have a reasonable conversation with you about where it came from but if you want me to take you seriously you have to stop bullshitting me and narcissistically attacking me, like a bunch of fucking sodomizing Twatt from Hell.” says Lacey.

Ukraine nods.

“ no I think Americans are pseudo-intellectual idiots, possibly in a way and I don’t want to group myself in with those people but I don’t want to be arrogant. What the heck no we never went through a communist revolution and then we apparently think that we avoided it with our sheer genius, or something with the fuck?” says Lacey.

“ Lacey I kind of agree with you, but let’s try to be nice.” says Ukraine.

Lacey waits.

“ so I take it that you don’t think good health was innocent and you actually were aware that she done something conniving why didn’t it bother you more when you were five?” says Charlie Kirk to Lacey.

“ because I thought it was rather ordinary. I thought it was rather run-of-the-mill at ordinary.” says Lacey. 

“ that’s a very dark view of humanit!” says Madison.

“ maybe I have a dark view of humanity Madison.” says Lacey.

“ hey Siri so to you it’s just like who cares most people are like that who have money and this is the worst of it and then it’s just like categorize it in your head is evil moved on?” says Madison’s dad.

“ yes, yes and really, my argument is just that I’m sick of being attacked on a personal level. It’s like why can’t people just admit that the wealth exists or that my beauty exists why is everyone so bitchy and weird about it?” says Lacey.

“ to be honest Lacey it’s probably Jack. We’re probably not all like that all the time when we’re not in your presence he’s probably into the public probably does control people but it’s probably like when you’re not in the room so to speak we’re not that evil but when you are, he’s like conniving and manipulative it has all fucked up, so yeah and you might’ve even got that, so no I think that was why are you arguing you’re looking for people who are sane and rational and you didn’t know what was going on. You didn’t know that you had this like dead man he was like violently homophobic, and a closeted you know somewhat bisexual mostly gay man who is JFK, who is like a monster obsessed with you you had no idea and so you were just trying to like figure out what the fuck is going on and you maybe you had some sense but then how do you figure that out and so you’re trying to figure that out and I don’t think that’s preposterous at all I actually think it makes complete sense and so how would you figure that out probably by doing research and it’s sad that that you haven’t been more protected by people and so I guess that you did your best and you try it to get a grasp of the situation and you just saw I don’t know what the hell this is and it really is that pedantic because it’s a real pedantic argument that you have with fucking everybody.” says Dan Levy.

“ yes and I can never figure out what the point of it is. I look at myself in the mirror and I think I’m not ugly. Why does everyone keep treating me like I’m ugly I’m not.” says Lacey.

“ no you’re not no you’re not wow that is creepy. Yeah I know it’s really creepy but this is a weird situation so now I’m gonna go with that possibility yeah so no I think people do know Alys sometimes and then they’re just mean about it there’s a lot of different reasons why they are but they are.” says Dan Levy.

“ so yeah I’m not sure what exactly to say I guess I don’t know I guess that’s just how it is.” says Lacey.

“ OK well yeah OK so I guess you knew but then you just don’t have an opinion on it or you thought it was evil?” she says.

“ I thought he was evil I’m pretty sure I thought it was evil but then thought it depends on how you asked the question. Yes, I thought it was evil but in this way that you’re asking us that’s different that’s a different question, so no, I thought it was evil, but an argument really was why are you being a bitch to me?” says Lacey.

“ can you guys see that you’re diluting yourselves into thinking that like you’re really good people when you’re not or is that just too hard for you to do? at least some of you?” asks William Buckley.

“ hey even if we’re not good people I still think wrong is wrong and let’s just have the conversation Lacey.” says Dan Levy.

“ OK so yeah, your family is probably old money and you’re better looking than most people I’ll admit it.” says Dan Levy.

“ OK cool!” says Lacey.

“ and now the Kennedys are totally pissed off because they’re narcissistic weirdos. Let’s keep going, so, so do you find it like annoying to think about where the money came from or not?” says Dan Levy.

“ I hadn’t thought that deeply about it necessarily I was more focused possibly for survival reasons I just figuring out why people are being so mean so no I don’t know. I just hadn’t thought that deeply about it.“ says Lacey.

“ that’s actually very creepy to some people on a spiritual level Lacey for real it’s creepy OK so it’s offensive like that’s really offensive.” he says.

“ what is though?” says Lacey.

“ OK so I’ve made my money primarily off entertaining people, and there could be some evil involved in what I’ve made money off of as well, but I have primarily made money from entertaining people and I think I have a very middle-class view of myself that somehow I’m totally immune from that as well and maybe that’s rough surd do you think you’re innocent or you just didn’t think about it?” he says.

“ I just didn’t think about it.” says Lacey.

“ OK I have a feeling, though that your money and prestige is a little dirtier than mine!” he says.

“ yeah, it might be that wasn’t the argument that I was having.” says Lacey.

“ do you have a really low view of people’s IQ.” he says.

“ I was I wrong and I’m not sure entirely that I do I’m not sure it’s quite that simple. You know you’re still being a little narcissistic but but because you’re just as offensive as I am you go around showing off your wealth all the fucking time why is my wealth more offensive?” says Lacey.

“ because I’m not old money OK so like I am not old money and I think that someone obvious it’s like I’m not old money I don’t have that aesthetic and so people I think assume that I’m a better person even though I’m wealthy and it’s not as obvious of them that I’ve had any evil involved in my wealth because they just assume that somehow I got it through some just means and they don’t realize that it’s not that simple that there’s probably reasons why people were slaves them were black you know and I mean yeah it goes on and on but there are some things that are probably disturbing about good hills and all that and I think a lot of people today are more Wolk than you think and so they just see you in your old money style and I think they just took you the wrong way and thought that you were somehow making a political statement that you weren’t really making.” he says.

“ yeah no for some reason I never saw that through I mean I’ve had a traumatic life no one has loved me. They really haven’t you’re being laughing, but you don’t love me necessarily I mean sweet people have not loved me, so expecting me to be the super Duper like on top of a person with every fucking thing constantly no exceptions no empathy is a bit fucking much but you people expect that of me it’s sick!” says Lacey.

“ yeah it is sick but I think that’s why people are thinking slightly. It’s just that it’s like how dare you?!” says Dan Levy.

“ yeah and I suppose I should point out that if I am reincarnated no I’ve always gotten along with homosexual men who are slightly mostly homosexual slightly bisexual men him and the fact that you’re Jewish does not surprise me either I would be a Gyptian so it’s possible that you understand where I’m coming from and some people at and there might not be reincarnation but I didn’t want someone reading this and misunderstanding the situation and thinking that that Jesus is a God so I am yeah, so no I’m not surprised that you’re able to reach out to me I guess if there’s reincarnation my word, lame really isn’t gay at all so he’s really not in an in no you’re operating more as a friend and I know that I’m assuming you do as well and yeah I don’t. I don’t know I don’t know I’ll have to think about it. Honestly, I haven’t thought about it.” says Lacey.

Later.

“SHIT!!!” yells Satan.

“ I don’t see why it has to exist at all. That’s your response. Based on this experience, I no longer see a point for anyone living in. That’s how I feel about it that there is no right group of people that everyone’s basically just better off dead. you put me through absolute hell for no fucking reason and your lack of humanity your arrogance and your lack of common sense is a definite wake up call to me that when I die I should just end the world so that’s my plan is to just end the whole fucking world. That’s my response!” says Lacey.

“ that’s not a crazy response. She has walked you all through this tirelessly for eight years. Their children being sold right now that anyone should be able to do this to somebody is egregious, and Dan was kind tonight in his own way or brave or something and I’m proud of him I’m proud. He’s a Jew but Dad come on she’s right, that is her perspective that that she should just in the world.” says Golda Meir.

“ OK what the fuck did the Kennedys do that made you guys throw them all away from you and so they became Irish?” says Ireland.

“ something tells me that they probably were raping people and molesting them and stealing.” says Golda Meir.

“ can I just ask a quick question how much of the ‘Jewish problems’ were actually the Kennedys?” asks a white supremacist.

“ about 60%!” says the CIA.

“ how did Joe take in Hitler?“ says a white supremacist.

“ the same way that Bobby is taking a Donald Trump hemi. What do you want us to say that’s an obvious question they show up acting like they’ve got all these friends and that they were so popular and then they get you to sort of be their friend and that they’re gonna like you know really do a lot of favors for you and they do some but they’re really more like leeches and I think they’re kind of covering up their own shit what did Joe do?” says a reader.

“ he was a swindler I mean his the definition of a kike basically, what are you looking for?” says Golda Meir.

“ yeah no I mean he took everybody in he just he got super involved. You know he did tons of volunteering so to speak and then he just sort of kind got everyone into thinking that he was this daffy Irishman who is so cute and charming and really, he was just trying to make money and cover his own shit.” says Rita

“Lem how does it feel like knowing that you got taken in by a bunch of evil Jews, pretending to be Irish Catholics?” says a shire supremacist.

“ I don’t think of them that way, but that’s an interesting question.” says Lem.

“ Hey you guys I honestly think mother nature is working with Lacey and that she’s pretty mad at us it’s not going very well for her right now and I think she’s trying to find a way to sort of Denteley explain to us that we’ve overstayed our welcome. She’s enjoyed our company. It’s been super fun, but I’ve noticed a strong emphasis in the last few days on overpopulation, I don’t think that’s a coincidence. Lacey has started killing mice. She has started killing because sometimes those bugs give her hugs. The mice have literally basically told her goodbye before the exterminator showed up mysteriously one night a mouse started screaming at her and I think I think those mice need to hear her right now and just know that no she doesn’t hate you you just can’t live in her house it’s not safe and where you’re going will be a lot better than her house.” says Greta. “ I have a very strong suspicion that there are literal mice in heaven, because of her I’m not making that up. I’ve seen her weep over them. I’ve seen this woman weep over, killing a spider and I know that that’s not fake and I don’t think you guys got it so people care that much you’re not used to dealing with those people I am I hate I don’t. I just want to throw that out there that I think mother nature and her are pretty good friends and I kind of think maybe that mother nature is just like a School Lucy, maybe he’ll die next week maybe he’ll die in 20 years we’ll see and I’m not a total narcissist but I was given over to Satan and I might love you but I’m probably going to use you because I was given over to Satan so yeah I love you through Christ but you know as well as I do that I’m gonna expect you there in the world if I want you to and I have a very strong suspicion that she will do that to honor that we made mother earth her mother a couple weeks ago as a joke and it wasn’t really funny and I don’t think the fact that she’s having a bad birthday is a coincidence she’s sick, but it’s a heck of a lot less painful than most of her birthday so far and I don’t think it’s a coincidence.

She got hugged by bug today. She literally dead I don’t think that’s a coincidence either.

So I think you guys let’s be real that’s her mom and I have a feeling that she’s gonna have to do her mama fever but her mother is kind of nice type tends to explain things so I just want to tell you guys I think that’s what’s going on I think her mother the earth is like you guys I’m ready to kill all of you so when she dies, I don’t know we’ll see..”

Later.

“So! Lem with your straight guy ego…what was it like being on acid?” asks the Boomer woman.

“I felt…confused.” says Lem.

“Why!?” she says.

“I didn’t know I was straight. Consciously.” says Lem.

“So what happened?” asks an actress.

“I felt…uncontrollably straight.” says Lem. “And it scared me. And then it baffled me. …Because I felt at first like I was being molested again. Because…it’s a drug. Not a woman. Right? So…it was brutal. And then I realized I was being straight. And it was…fine…but…weird. Because I was just…straight! …And then…I felt awful. It was a bad trip. …BUT…I walked away with something I could have learned in good counseling. And I realized that…I might possibly be kinda straight.” says Lem.

“Was that a good realization?” she says.

“Yeah! Most definitely!” says Lem. “It’s nice to be yourself!”

Greta laughs.

“Wow!” says Lacey.

“She’s MAD!!” says Greta.

Lacey thinks.

“As long as she’s merciful in my death and the death of my loved ones? I’ll do my best!” says Lacey.

“Are we here anyway though?” asks Greta.

“NO!” says God.

“I WILL END THE WORLD!!!” yells JFK from 1963.

“No. You won’t. But I will.” says Mother Nature. “You should have never been born.” she says to JFK.

“Do you understand why they were mad?” asks Charlie Kirk.

“No. And yes. But not entirely.” says Lacey to Charlie Kirk.

“Yeah!” he says.

“Could you all try to believe I was straight for real? Or no?” says Lem.

“See…you were mad..that she’s rich. And Old Money. …But…you’re lying.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald. “You didn’t know that for a fact. So why did you instantly hate her? That’s IMPORTANT.”

“Do you all actually find me deplorably ugly?” says Lacey, sincerely.

“Is there any way for her to know!?” asks the Boomer.

“OBVIOUSLY NOT!!” says God.

“Your nose is slightly crooked!” says Dr. Miller.

“Yeah. But that’s not…ugly.” says Lacey.

Mother Nature nods and agrees. “Wow! You’re WORTHLESS!” she says to Dr. Miller.

Time passes.

Lacey gets slightly sleepy.

“No!” says Benjamin Franklin.

“That’s unclear.” says Lacey.

“No!!!” a Freemason yells at Lacey.

“Alright.” she says. “Why are you all so damn cold!?”

“What were JFK’s last words about?” asks Val.

“Would you ever say that?” she asks Lacey.

“Why was he doubting that?” asks Lacey.

“Because he’d felt that they were hostile.” says Margy.

“Then why was he riding around in a convertible!??” says Lacey.

“To seem handsome. And to seem strong?” says Margy.

“I might say that patronizingly. As a Norwegian. But I’d never ride around in a convertible! IN TEXAS!? IN NOVEMBER!?” says Lacey.

Margy nods patronizingly.

“NO! Margy, I WOULD NOT!!!” says Lacey, outraged.

“Why!?” says Margy, rolling her eyes.

“Because! How RUDE!” says Lacey. “Margy! It’s NOVEMBER!”

“Mm. Yeah.” says Zelda.

“How showy!” says Lacey.

“Don’t say it!” says Zelda to Lacey.

Lacey holds her tongue.

Today is legally Lacey’s birthday. She’s 41.

Lacey just tried to be loving to the Kennedys. They were…disrespectful. As in, actually disrespectful. The meaning of the word respect in the dictionary. Lacey had no ill-intent. But they…rejected her genuine help. Like the fucking evil Irish peasant scum stuck in poverty that they are. No! Not every rich person has good intentions!! OF COURSE! If you’re poor you can trust people. Fine! …But they’re adults. They’ve made complete assholes of themselves. And she was offering them actual love. Just because!

Why did they find it so offensive? Because they’re INSANE.

“Yeah. My family had to get involved in the mob.” says Louis Hill Junior.

“I knew. Elsie didn’t until she was older. He just didn’t tell her. …The Hill family was…in the thick of it. In Saint Paul. And…they got involved.” says Louis’s first wife.

“We did.” says Louis. “You know. …You know what happened!” he says to Lacey.

Putin smiles at Lacey, knowingly.

“I tried to tell them the truth.” says Lacey. “But they want to believe a myth.” she says about Caroline and the other Kennedy kids.

“What is the truth?” says a woman reading her blog.

“That people die. First and foremost that people die! …Everyone dies! …I’ll die, they’ll die! We all die! …It’s not that big of a deal! …And it’s not eternal! No! They’ll see their fathers again! THEY REALLY WILL!

So…why’d they have to die now? Right? Well…frankly…their whole family got involved in crime. …Yes. Crime. …They bought a US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION! THEY BOUGHT AN ELECTION! …That‘s certainly illegal! …And I suspect there was other stuff they were secretly involved with too. …Criminals get shot! Okay!? CRIMINALS GET SHOT! It’s COMMON!

If their fathers loved them…then GOOD! But…some fathers aren’t able to be the fathers they should be. And they have a right to not only mourn them…but to also be angry at them someday. If their fathers are worth anything they can stand it!” says Lacey.

“She’s not stupid. She knew she was talking to their inner child…as the asshole adults they are today.” says Lem. “But she was still trying to reach out.”

“I think it’s good!” says Tsar Putin.

“It’s harsh. But…considering their situation…I thought it might help them move on.” says Lacey.

“What do you think about your father’s…life?” says Tsar Putin.

“Well…he was raised in wealth. …He didn’t have to do it! …But he chose to. …And I find that fascinating.” says Lacey.

Putin laughs.

Him and so that’s the problem. Sometimes I say things that are true so if his conspiracy theories could be true, but he, then he prefers that by being evil, so his followers hear actual truth from him at times, but then he’s the one saying it, and if he saying it with any sort of evil intent, it becomes perverse because you start to think is this man just full of it is he just crazy and it’s scary because then if you catch onto that then you end up trying to figure out if Bill Gates is Perryville very sincerely I mean it’s it’s really awful. There is a climate problem he uses that and it’s real.

“Yeah! Why did he think it made sense!?” says Lacey. “And then what do I…personally…think of it?”

“And I asked her what she personally thought of it.” says Putin.

“And I simply don’t know.” says Lacey.

“Yes.” says Lem.

“What do you think?” she asks Tsar Vladimir Putin.

He thinks.

“It’s an interesting thing!” says Lacey.

He nods and smiles if there’s reincarnation. Hands in pockets. Very much also an old aristocrat assessing the situation from that perspective.

“I think…it’s…my fault we’re even having this conversation.” says Lem.

“True!” says Lacey. “But let’s try to discuss it! Non?!”

“When will you be MINE!??” screams JFK, drunk and obsessed and obnoxious, at Lem, interrupting their conversation with a world leader who’s currently capable of blowing up the whole world. He’s carried away by angels and demons, in a rare situation, working together to restrain him.

“AWESOME!” says China, sarcastically.

“I think…that as long as governments are democratic…that corrupt groups of people…will have their way. At least on occasion. And…it’s for the best. But…we aren’t allowed to say that. And we have to fight them regardless because they aren’t following the laws. So…they become a…necessary part of democracy. And you have to fight them! But…sometimes it’s best they get away with it, so to speak.” says Lem.

“That’s true! But it’s not exactly what Lacey and were talking about!” says Tsar Putin.

“It’s close?” says Lacey.

“What do you think of it?” says Louis.

“I think what Lem said true. Most likely. …And then based on that…it’s…a question of what life you chose to lead. …My father chose to live a life of…rebellion. Rebellion against ‘THE ESTABLISHMENT’! Ha! …And I respect that. Because he also fought in World War I. And did his bit to make America great! He cared. But…it’s sad. It’s a dreary, sad life. …And he knew that! And if I’m his daughter…he tried to shield me from it. And if I’m his daughter I know it’s because he loved me. But…here I am! …So…it’s a dreary…sad…life. …Possibly necessary! Possibly even honorable at times. But…dark.” says Lacey.

Jo Jo“ do you know I tried to be close to them when they were about 12 or 11 I tried, and they were very cold to me. I didn’t feel excepted by Caroline or or Jack Junior. I did not feel excepted by them him just as any sort of adult in their life when they were about 10 or 11 I thought you know I don’t think these kids really remember a lot or they don’t care and we used to joke around a lot when they were very little. I know when I saw them and they were about 10 or 11. I thought I don’t think I don’t think that they really actually care all that much. They’re trying to pretend like they remember this and there’s some secret back between us there isn’t Caroline you were a little brat and so was your brother when you were about 10 or 11 you both were very important in your own perceptions of yourself And you thought that I was sort of I don’t know I don’t think you thought very highly of me and it wasn’t just that I was you know in the drugs and stuff like that if you just didn’t think that highly of me and that was when you were about 10 or 11 yeah so I kind of decided at that point that you know they would not remember this necessarily at all but I don’t. I thought that point you know I don’t think that I’m really a father figure to these kids I don’t think I’m an uncle figure to them, or a mentor or a godfather I don’t think I’m really all that important to them Jackie thought that I was because Jackie lived in denial of a lot of things every a parts, lots of parts of reality, and she tended to sugarcoat things and white wash things all the time it was just part of how she dealt with her life, but she lied about a lot and so one minute you know I was nobody and she couldn’t stand me And I know it you know maybe you know there was some personal distain in there, but there was also a feeling of some jealousy or something because he know Jack was in love with me and I was gay and I wasn’t but Jack was Noah gay to kind of and she was jealous And then the next minute I was a father to her children and she was celebrating it because that was a nicer thought when he was dead then then thinking that I was the problem person so while he was alive, I was a problem person and then you’d think she’d still feel that way if she really ever felt that way, but then when he died, all the sudden no All of a sudden she was completely fine with our gay relationship. It was a wonderful thing and she was open minded and happy person who just was so in charge of everything conquering the world and it was absurd that I got used to it with her because that’s how she was it wasn’t really him Clear what the narrative wasn’t her head of reality it was hard to know what she even thought about things or what she even thought was going on because she changed, but she was angry about every few minutes practically and every every couple of years it was she was angry about something else And you had it all wrong first time I guess I don’t know she didn’t even care it was this what this was what was wrong now you know that I was a drug addicts and that I was in a shameful awful person, but she was going to invite me to your birthday party because I have been this father figure to you That they are allowed into your lives. You know against their best judgment, and somehow I you know they tried to reach out to me, but I was just a fuck up and so when Jack died, I just went in the back to the bottle and started shooting up because Like I guess you know that’s just my nature that was just too. I was a known jack jack trying to be a husband to me she try to be you know a sort of wife. They tried to have an open marriage with me and include me and have a room for me in the White House But I was just a fuck up to after Jackie died. I just went back to the needle back to the bottle you know back on the street

“I know what she means!” says Putin.

“Sometimes it’s the only way to run a democracy!” says Putin.

“Or a democracy!” says Lacey.

“Yes!” says Lem.

Putin thinks.

“No! We didn’t have such a clear criminal element in the Russian Empire.” says Tsar Nicholas II.

“Is it a power issue?” says a man in Wisconsin.

“YES!!” says Tsar Nicholas II.

“There’s a lack of…safety.” says Lem. “So…the mob steps in to…pick up the pieces or fix the situation.”

“They’re very paternal. In a way.” says Lacey.

Putin nods. “In the context of a country.” he says. “It’s not a family. …It’s a country.”

China laughs. Claps cheerfully for Putin and Lacey. “Well done!”

Putin laughs.

China sighs empathetically with them.

“So what do you think of it!?” says Putin to Lacey.

“Yeah!” says Lem.

“I can’t decide.” says Lacey, exhausted. “I honestly can’t decide.”

“It seems like a mess!!!” yells a Scottish man who might be her father.

Lacey nods.

“It is messy!!” says a woman who might be her mummy.

And at that Lacey has breakfast.

“I might agree!!” says Tsar Nicholas II.

“Well! We were only experimenting with democracy!” jokes Benjamin Franklin.

“So now if there is reincarnation you have Lem trying to protect a little boy who got shot who is now running Russia and his wife!??” says a Canadian.

“YIP! That’s the Kennedy way!” says Lacey’s grandfather who started Lexington, Nebraska.

“I think I can’t decide either!” says Louis to Lacey.

“It’s…messy.” says Lacey.

He nods.

“ oh, no, it’s just that lame is my father figure and my mother knew that she knew what a father figure he was to me and so she invited him to my birthday because he was a father figure and I was extraordinarily close to him. He died because he was a loser drug addict who couldn’t get a job I was just like our little puppy. And that’s the that’s the sort of sad thing about Alys Seay is that she doesn’t understand that love was gay. He was probably slightly in love with me and I’ve known that since I was a teenager I was incredibly hot. I was so fucking hot you guys oh my God, and so is Bobby. We were so fucking hot you guys oh my God! We were so fucking hot guys. We were so fucking hot. All my God you’re so fucking hot everyone motherfuckers I’m so fucking sure that wondering why the fuck is your problem and fuck my mom homeowner fuck Apple tell my God we were so hot! And so it’s like he was a father figure but the same time I think he just like couldn’t help it like wanna fuck us because they were so hot and she just doesn’t understand that it sounds so crass, but then that’s where I have to rely on, my really elite friends in the illuminati, who understand How complicated everything is no way that she does it because she’s not really elite like us. I mean how much money do they really even have they just have billions in oil but that’s not like the same thing as having merchandise Mart we are in merchandise mart and other like property is and we made a lot of money from them and yeah, OK my family would probably be more middle class if that if her father hadn’t helped us at historians don’t know that because I could never find proof that our family had anything to do with it like even though it’s obvious that we did but we just are like oh my god you’re racist against the Irish and then we’re just like him no we weren’t bootleggers you’re just a bunch of racist pigs! So now they’ve never found proof and it’s so fucking obvious. Oh my God no it’s so fucking obvious that we really were just like geniuses and investing and estimating the value of land and like why don’t we make that much money anymore because because I mean nowadays, it’s like a really big deal for my son to work at folk while my mother was alive he would’ve been seen as a given that he would work there But now it’s a really big deal. We had to really push those people to hire him which obviously makes it seem like we’re not that big of a deal anymore and that we’re sort of fading answer then you might say oh my God Caroline I just heard that Bobby got appointed to like a cabinet position And that’s really important but you know like why don’t you guys try just a little harder these days but that’s the thing we don’t have to we would have to try that hard I mean yeah he ran for president and he lost but so big big fucking deal that was the American people’s choice and my family believes in democracy and my family believes in the choice of the American people You know we believe in choice! We believe that basically the American people are like the coolest people to ever live! So why don’t we try a little harder and make more money well, basically because basically because I am we’re just chillin’! And we’re just chilling out we weren’t really hard to be rich for like the first time in years of establishing at the dynasty of the American peoples royal family the Kennedys we worked our asses off, so I just don’t see the point and why we have to keep trying I mean I’m tired my family is tired and I think we just you know it’s like everyone got shot. We tried running for president. We tried being this and that and we all just got shot And it wasn’t because were criminals. That’s an insult that as an insult to the elite amazingness of my fucking amazing better than everyone family while I called him the better than everyone family because I’m trying to practice positive witchcraft.

As the messages on it, he said just own it Caroline just own the fact that you think your family is better than any family to ever exist and so I decided to own it and just start saying I have a better than everyone family. No, I mean the thing is my family really is better than everyone OK? So why don’t you just make more money and get back at it because we don’t need to buy they can still run for president and be elected to a cabinet position. I can still help Obama win and be like ambassador to a cool country, like Japan. My son can still work at Vogue. We don’t need to like make more money that is so fucking unnecessary and we’re so rich still in a way how many yeah the house on Cape Cod has severe problems that need to be fixed because it’s huge and it’s aging and it’s in a shit condition at this point and ask him for it to fix anything so Bobby’s had to try to sell the family name so that we don’t have mold problems in our ceilings but We’re still in the wealthiest families in the entire world. We are still in the most powerful, wealthy families in the entire fucking world! We don’t have to make more money because we have the Kennedy estate on Cape Cod is a huge white house. There are several huge white houses on Cape Cod and they’re all ours! We don’t need more money we have plenty! I mean we were best friends with the Biden administration can you get more impressive than that!?

That is us celebrating with her Irish Bibles in the White House with Joe Biden, an Irish leader, if there ever was one oh my God you guys oh my God!

You know, it’s not like we need more money I mean look at us we’re all super rich obviously! So I mean oh my God like or super red and weed we don’t need my money which Cisco need anymore because we had so much and it’s just like it’s still there anymore. Tell me Caroline it’s not there anymore. We still have some but it’s not there anymore the way that it was And I said, I say to myself that can’t be true because we still have the house!” says Caroline.

“ oh, OK!” says JP Kennedy.

“ I’ve i’ve seen a lot of movies where the family is still rich in England. If they can keep this state, they’re still considered rich and they can get money at stores and they can still be hired places and be a big deal as long as they keep the house.” says Caroline.

“ that’s not necessarily completely stupid perception does matter, but so does reality.” says JP Kennedy.

“ oh, we did do some really cool things we did Caroline you were very disrespectful to women who I might have actually tried to marry this morning, and it was actually very personally offensive to me.” says Joe Kennedy Junior. “ if you had just excepted that possibility years ago and not made fun of her for it behind closed doors. We wouldn’t be here right now and that’s why were letting you make an ass of yourself this morning on her block your father was a spendthrift sweetie. He was a fucking idiot compared to me and some degree compared to Bobby your father was a fake at Caroline maybe not maybe not 100% fake it but he was a bit of one and I was too frankly very slightly but not as much as your father your father was a huge fake at Caroline why am I calling him a Fagge it because I was born in 1915 and I’m dead and I don’t give a shit. Your father was a faggot. I am Lacey is from a different time in the way that she thinks to some degree and she was trying to help you this morning because you guys are really backward and in mature and this whole 20th century late 20th century 21st-century bullshit of that it’s fine to just wipe yourself and never get over things never move on or even try to and just live in some narcissistic bubble is very offensive to Lacey and very pensive to me as well I I’ve had a far if I was shot, sweetie, and I never would have been because I wasn’t as much of a fuck up as your father if I had been president I would’ve never been shot! And that’s the woman you’re talking to someone who might’ve thought I wasn’t good enough and found someone else that’s why you’re talking to a woman who would’ve had to have the grace of Christ, and may not have even been able to do it to be married to me, because I am so far beneath her as a person. And then you’re all Acadie and bitchy sweetie, your father died decades ago. Today was supposed to be her birthday she’s sick. Your father has been sadistically, abusing her, trying to suffocate her to death from the other side and you’ve been a worthless bitch, you destroyed the American government possibly with your tomfoolery we have Your dip shit first cousin desperately trying to do something to save the family name and protect himself and I don’t know what he’s trying to do but I’m trying to figure that out and then we have you and your son thinking that you’re going to do who the fuck knows what you’re both just as fucking stupid as your father! do you think it’s cute to me that you showed up and told people bunch of bullshit about our family and glory that we don’t possess and then we lost the election why the fuck would I be impressed by that? Why the fuck would I be pleased with you I’m not!

Lame does not think of you sweetheart as his daughter why are you such a fucking parasite? I’m your actual uncle does not mean anything to you little bitch!??” yells Joe Junior at Caroline.

“I agree.” says Donald Trump.

“ no, I said ‘who the fuck raised that little brat!?’” says Joe Junior to Donald Trump Sr..

“ why are you people so slow in recognizing who she is it’s weird as hell!” says JP Kennedy.

“ Caroline what were you expecting her to say to you sweetie your dad has been dead for a very long time.” says Joe Junior.

“ do you know they never seem to understand that they never seem to understand that he’s been dead for a very long time. The world should not have to keep mourning him. It’s weird as fuck.” says Lacey.

“ it is kind of.” says China.

“ I mean Jack/Berg has never even met his father or grandfather he’s never even met his grandfather. How the hell can that little twerp say, with a straight face that his grandfather is his hero he’s never even met him.” says Lem

“ lame what really do you feel about these people?” says a perfume hater.

so that was what I dealt with Caroline if you’re listening him in reality I I just thought these kids don’t really care all that much and let’s put it this way. I actually did hate your father. I’m not just saying that I really did but I would’ve never wanted to get you kids involved in that because I would’ve tried to protect you because your children. Lacey‘s perspective is slightly different but at the same time it’s not because she is a mom and she has common sense and decency. So she tries to protect you, but if you keep siding with your father, there’s nothing she can do about it Caroline if your son keeps siding with your father if he keeps sitting against her, there’s nothing she can do about it you’re adults.

I don’t see how he has never seen a white grasp that you did make money off of bootlegging you were dependent on her father without him you people wouldn’t be who you are, and she says that somewhat cautiously, but in reality that could actually be true. So they made you who you are and then you’re torturing her like a bunch of fucking idiots. Her family has billions and oil and you’re expecting her to fill. I guess story for you right now after you were just a horrible bitch to her on a day that your family has sadistically ruined her entire life? It’s absurd!

Oh, but she’s a very fair minded person. She’s a very gracious woman. She’s very kind, and she was not responsible for Maves death or Gideon‘s death or searches death. Other people wore not necessarily even on her behalf. They just really got pissed off for their own reasons, and it could be in relation to her, but let me tell you if it is sweetie it’s people you don’t want to fuck with and I mean really you don’t wanna fuck with these people I’m not just talking about the mob I’m talking about like dynasties throughout all of American, and no throughout all of human history, like the Qing dynasty I mean you don’t fuck with those people. You’re talking to the Dad Caroline in the illuminati. I don’t think people are saying to realize that so these people are sitting around to some degree watching you coming up with these ideas about things getting opinions and it’s not television they can actually interact with you to some degree and so you think it makes sense to talk to them And treat them like some sort of video game and they’re not a video game they’re real people.

The thing is, I don’t know how to explain this to you easily, but I was straight Caroline I did not actually love your father in a romantic or sexual way at all. I cared about you and your mom. I cared about your whole family but your your family was very cold towards me. If I had anything to do with the assassination of your father, I am more than willing to talk about that but I don’t think you guys live in that possibility at all I I I don’t think that that’s remotely something you think is possible and so I can’t have that discussion with you if you’re not living in that possibility if you can’t fathom that frankly, if you’re too middle class to understand that that’s even possible there’s nothing I can do. So we could talk about why I chose to help people assassinate him if I did, we could talk about that but you know you don’t want to do that, so we won’t do that.

I don’t think you guys realize how people are when they’re not middle class. I’m not really a middle class. Neither is Lacey or upper class, so is Vladimir Putin if I were to have assassinated somebody in his family so to speak he would’ve automatically wondered if it was me right off right from the start he actually might’ve wondered if I was going to assassinate your father long before I ever dead if I did it all, Lacey might have as well. The queen of England, who is no longer with us physically then her temporary state the fallen world would’ve also wondered but we’re not middle-class Caroline and there are people who are more working class or who are poor who also might have wondered him because we have something in common with them and that way we see the harsh realities For what they really are. So it’s like maybe what she said to you today was harsh, but it was from her heart and him. I think she was trying and that’s the kind of thing that would’ve comforted her own children frankly with Joe and they may not be children who would even exist, but he knew that Lacey is kind of a ditz, and it touched him today that in her subconscious. Somehow she worked this out And maybe that’s not even quite what she was thinking but I I think there was a little bit of that or some thing and he caught that and that’s why he got so affected by it because he thought you know she’s right this is exactly what I would’ve wanted my kids to hear it would’ve never even happened. He would’ve never let that happen. He really wouldn’t have he would’ve. He would’ve never let his kids have that conversation with her mother or anybody else but I have a feeling Pat might’ve said some thing similar to be honest it’s kind of like this is just how it is you’ll see him again in heaven, you know we keep a step up for lift a step, upper lip, stiff upper lip. You know we cry in private you can cry I’m your mom I’ll be strong for you This is the loss of your daddy that’s the idea it’s like you’re losing your daddy that’s when she when she says he loves you no does he love you yeah and then that’s where you lost your daddy and so then that’s why her and Pat probably would have had a similar reaction. There is kind of like yes you’ve lost your daddy and that’s why you’re crying because you lost your daddy but All the other stuff, you know the politics and all that don’t worry about that that’s some thing for me to worry about. I am trying to tell you what’s happening that your father was a bit of a criminal that there’s evil who hate us that there’s a problem in the world that were you know dealing with But really at the end of the day you just lost your daddy and it’s sad but you’ll see him again OK and we can mourn him we can grieve him, but let’s not you know, lose our heads over it because it’s not necessary totally unnecessary cry as much as you need to, but you’ll see him again this is this is just the following world it’s not forever And she really believes that and yes there’s grieving and yes there’s crying and there’s a motion but I watched her with my own children with her and they know I exist they do they know in their heart that I love them and that I exist, and they’ve never met me, but they have met their mom and They are my kids in heaven and so I’m able to sort of communicate to them at my daughter actually do a picture of me

She just drew it and hurt. Her subconscious was actually drawing me. She sees me I look like this that’s my hair. I have a little bald I may have been wearing sunglasses or I may have just been wearing my regular glasses and she might’ve seen a reflection, but that’s me. She drew a picture of me and she’s not seen me, but she knows that I’m her daddy and that I love her very very much and that’s me.

She knows my spirit that is my son and that’s what Lacey has given our children they know me I know my father they know my mom they know my sister and my brother and that’s the thing Caroline she would have given you that she would’ve given you that that’s what she was trying to give you today And maybe that’s not really something you could handle but that’s what she was trying to give you to comfort you. Is this knowledge that no daddy still alive in Christ he still exists you’re fine he’s just not here right now and we can cry and grieve that, but it really is just temporary and as an adult, she thought you would except that even quicker you know children might have to cry and then you hold them, and They might be sad but as an adult, she assumes that you’ve been through more of a grieving process because you’re not an idiot she assumed, and she thought that maybe you would be able to sort of take some comfort in the thought that this isn’t the end and you know to be honest with you, Bobby has to some degree Caroline no he’s not my special friend, but he actually has taken a little bit of comfort from the fact that there’s probably an afterlife from talking to her I don’t think he’s completely absorbed the idea, but I think he’s a little more open to it for whatever reason, and it may actually have been somewhat comforting to him at some point in the last few years, which may actually be why he’s become a Republican to 7° because he he finds other like-minded people who believe in God, who believe in afterlife, who think no there’s it’s not just nothing And I think for him in the relationship he had with his father this is harsh. It’s been helpful because his dad wasn’t your father and I was I think you guys got confused about that his father was not as messed up as your dad. I’m sorry I have to say that it’s just true. His father was somewhat bisexual. Ethel knows that she’s had a conversation with Lacey about it believe it or not and Lacey told her that Bobby is somewhat bisexual potentially and Ethel was open to the possibility that she’d fall in love with a man who is fully capable of loving her, but may not have just been attracted to women. What is that allowed in heaven or not and I don’t think she found it all that startling, I think it actually made some sense to her And they may still be together but that’s their family Caroline not your family.

You are all related you are all the Kennedys but I think there’s some toxic sense that you’re all still in the same mediate family and you’re not you know I am yes there are different families now within the Kennedy family and I don’t quite understand how you guys have made such an ass of yourselves sorry to be so crass, but not understanding that Because it’s obvious that you guys don’t get along completely different people saw things in different ways that different people have different approaches to things and that you’re not all the same people. And I think that you’ve embarrassed yourselves at times to different people in America and around the world because you all seem to think you’re the same exact family and people are like that doesn’t really make sense because they’re just cousins and sometimes cousins can disagree and I don’t know why you guys don’t get it, the Kennedys is it’s like a brand and that’s why you’re so offended if there’s anything saying a rational about it all and the person who started that brand the person who started that mythology sweetie is your grandfather not you or your dad the person who started that was the person who was trying to marry her Joe Kennedy, Junior, and your grandfather so when she gets angry Caroline, it is a big deal!

Bit because they’re there is the originals that’s your president. Those are the people who are sort of supposed to be guiding you and she’s actually being very patient with you right now because she still cares about all of you just as people so I’m gonna try again and then we’re gonna have to let it go. That’s a picture of me that my daughter drew my daughter Caroline you’re not my daughter, do you know that picture sweetie that picture that my daughter drew with me my actual daughter physically spiritually do you understand what she does about my face? She knows I have a large face. She knows what I look like. Do you know what I look like?” says Lem.

Bobby Jr. laughs.

“I don’t know that you do. Bobby has studied my pants he studied. He studied a lot about me because he found me attractive possibly and he finds Lacey attractive and I think he was trying because we’re not really his uncle and aunt we’ve told him that, and I think he kind of knows that, and so I think he thinks he’s people are good looking they’re not my relatives you know who knows him and people gave him the idea Caroline that I was in love with him. People have said that people still do and it’s not really true. it’s brainwashing the way that it said the way that it said it’s like this is what happened you believe it it’s not like conjecture or historical analysis it’s more this is what happened this was in people magazine or something like that you know and it’s some person who is supposed to trust telling you what really happened in my head I did not transfer my love from your father on the Boppy. That is not what happened. I was not in love with you that I did not transfer love from your father on the Bobby. I didn’t ever have sex with Bobby I didn’t ever want to OK but he I think he’s believed that and so I think he’s had a crush on me. I think he might’ve had one when he was even in my house you know and I’m being bashful in reality and also you know being young just nothing ever happened but I think he, I think he might have wanted something to happen and I think he definitely feels that way about Lacey. He’s been very open about that and then you know that sort of funny and away there’s something almost endearing about that people in my generation an in general because it’s kind of cute. You know, Bobby, an asshole son, even homosexuality isn’t allowed to having people are still Fallin, and got his mercy for our humanity, and there is something slightly endearing about the fact that you know he thinks that the buildings are cute both the man and the woman that they’re both just the Dreamius both of them because there’s there’s a sort of lack of self-awareness on his part and it’s very sincere I don’t. I don’t think he fully realizes what he’s saying. It is kind of like he’s stuck in this child like stayed in his head where he just thinks the billings are like the cutest people ever, you know he has a crush on them both of them both Lacey and I and It’s and I can kind of imagine him picking the man and the woman off the wedding cake you know and putting it in his pocket and taking it home with him at our wedding just because you know I don’t know you know he’s just kind of got a thing for both of us. I guess I don’t know.

But that isn’t necessarily something that we like it’s just we’re very loving people, and with a slight bit of British humor from both of us, we find it kind of dead. I know it’s just sort of funny that he’s so attached to both of us you know him because it is just it is it is it is very innocent but it’s anyway, Caroline I don’t think you’re quite there yet, and then Lacey and I think how did these adults get so stunted?

Oh Shakespeare wrote you know stories based on people like Lacey and I who have full-fledged conversations with her uncles and aunts that they take seriously you know it’s not like why are you in my living room telling me peppers something something rotten in Denmark it’s my uncle talk to me from the grave and now I know there’s a problem in Denmark and I best go attend to it at least that’s what I remember from Shakespeare you know it’s not quite so mysterious at and that’s the thing so my daughter has that gift and so does my son of knowing who I am and I know that this morning she was trying to give you that gift do you know if you and Bobby and all of you keep saying we miss our dad boy we miss our dad do you know Ella castle says that to everything just fell apart and Bobby died It’s always a no I got messed up because my dad died when I was three boy everyone just in all doesn’t understand I have these problems because my uncle got shot you know it’s just my other uncle got shot too and that’s just I don’t know it just keeps happening to us in our family Yeah and it’s just weird but I guess you know that’s where all my problems came from was when my uncle and my dad got shot Caroline why wouldn’t she think when she keeps hearing you say that over and over again? Why wouldn’t she think these people just need to know that their dad still exists that would be comforting to her that’s comforting to my children it’s good it will be comforting to lots of people to hear know your dad still exists he really does end you’ll see him again you really will. He really exist it’s not you know just nonsense it’s real you’ll see him.

I mean there are you sit in your 60s or 70s still afraid of ghosties? Or what? What the fuck is wrong with you? You’re an old woman you are an old woman, Caroline and you’re so close and prefers that you’re afraid of ghosties still or what!? You’re involved in the illuminati, you sacrifice children you are fully aware that children being sold into slavery and you tolerate that but you’re afraid of ghosts no, that’s perverse. And I think that’s why you couldn’t accept the love that was offered to you this morning because you’re a little fucked up! Or what is it because Lacey still wants to assume the best of you she still thinks that maybe you actually aren’t as close to your father as you pretend to be oh that maybe you people are messed up to begin with and then that means that you really are just peasant, Irish riffraff you’re not the hill family of Minnesota you’re not a lot of other Irish families at best you’re a bunch of cannibalistic Heretical peasant riffraff. And that’s that is obviously not a good thing, but I have your something far worse I have you was the absolute scum of the Earth. 

I don’t think Lacey wants to think it’s quite that terrible. I think she wants to think that maybe you’re hiding some sort of secret hatred for your father. And then I think did they actually make assholes of themselves today because they decided to just let her think the worst of them but see that’s the thing that’s her still trying to think the best of you and I find it deplorable if you’re not worthy of that love.

Caroline I saw you when you were about 10 or 11 and you were not interested in me as a person I don’t mean that sexually I don’t mean that romantically I mean that you found me on cool and you were a snob. So was your brother. You are both snobs. And I saw you and I thought these kids don’t really give a shit about me at all and I don’t mean like I was trying to be your best friend or I was trying to be close to you necessarily in any way that would have made some sense but I I I got the sense that you just thought I was a really Uncool person very uncool. And that the closeness that I thought we had do you know when I read you stories or I pick up your hamster and I literally pick you up when you were needing to be picked up you know when you were crying or something I thought I don’t think that that actually matters to these kids it just doesn’t really matter to them almost at all OK and that was the decision you made yourself about me.

And listen, I was OK with that because I actually hated your father I was straight I wasn’t in love with him. Our friendship didn’t really even exist. It wasn’t a real friendship. It wasn’t a real friendship. It was just it. Yeah, it wasn’t a real. It wasn’t a real friendship it was And it was not really a mistake, and it was a mistake, but I’m trying to describe the actual relationship. Listen if your father hadn’t been a narcissist, I don’t think we could’ve been friends because he wouldn’t have wanted to be my friend and I would’ve realized that we didn’t really have that much in common Some of the good times that we had were really just him being manipulative and faking it to sort of make me like him but I think that we could have we could’ve been acquaintances. If your father hadn’t been a narcissist we could’ve been I don’t know maybe acquaintances, and that probably would’ve been about as as much as much as it ever would’ve been, it’s just you know, kind of a vague sort of friend, but not really like a close friend, but your father was homosexual and he found me attractive and that was kind of weird because I was straight and he also got confused because I was confused, but I also think that he had some perversion there, where he was enjoying the fact that I seem so straight. Because I am straight I mean I am straight. That’s why I seem straight because I actually I am and he knew that and um there’s something Very creepy about the fact that he’s played with everyone’s head and that way I seem straight because I am and he enjoyed torturing me so if he had been a narcissist, if he hadn’t been malignant no I don’t think that we probably would have been friends or acquaintances, maybe slightly friends, but not much And so all that to say I was completely fine with you rejecting me OK I should say completely fine because there was a little part of me that thought you know this is sort of sad you know I was there when they were babies I can I saw their mother carry them I helped her around when she had them in her womb to and I was very involved but you know and so that way as a person it was heartbreaking to me but I thought no they they’re not really interested in actually being close to me at all, and I took that very sincerely and I thought no these kids really just start all that interested OK and I got that in my head and then when you were a little older and you developed a crush on me and you lied about that so you want you developed a crush on me or something Caroline so did your brother I don’t know what happened but it seems like you guys got more interested me as you got older and it was weird I think your mother probably prompted it, but I wouldn’t be surprised if other people did too, and I started thinking no I should start engaging with them I guess for their sake, but to be honest with you I think I always had kind of assumed that we weren’t really close but I cared about you, but that we weren’t really that close. You’re at your mother might’ve thought otherwise other people might think otherwise then reality I never really thought that I never thought that the two of you weren’t really all that close to me. I thought no they’re not yeah and that’s it. Thank your light I did hate your father I was straight so when you kids rejected me I thought fine OK I thought fine and then I kind of let go of it and I lived in that mindset for about 10 years 10 and 11 years before I died. No I lived in that mindset Caroline for about almost 10 years. If not 10 years I thought no these kids are aren’t really my kids and I’m fine with that. I’m actually I’m fine with that. They’re not my kids that’s not my daughter that’s not my son those are not my children and that was the reality that I lived in Caroline three years before I died. I thought these kids are not really my children and you aren’t Caroline you are not my children. You are not my children. None of you are him and I think how do I say this it’s like Lacey and I have a tendency to try to think the best of people and so at times I entertained that possibility that I really was like a father figure to some of you, and so yes, that’s part of the reason why I thought you should carry me around but but I didn’t but I didn’t think oh these kids are really my kids if that makes any sense it was more of a thought like well maybe they’re my children or maybe they’re kind of like my kids so I’ll eat I’ll let them carry me around. You know I’m being a little mean I guess but if there is anything loving between us, then I really cracking them in a sense and telling them that their little spoiled fucking brats so it’s like go ahead and carry me around. I’m heavy in your little dip, shits or go ahead and carry me around, and you know your dip shits you’re a little fucking spoiled brat and I actually I did care about you, but your kids are just absolute fucking little monsters from hell

So that was the thought it’s like another my kids I guess maybe maybe not but if they are in one that be nice just want to be nice to have kids of my own but I didn’t get to have that Caroline because I was messed up. I thought it was gay and I wasn’t, so it’s like no you know maybe they’re like my kids I don’t know but if they are than boys, they’re gonna get tired carry me around and if they’re not then those little fuckers will pay! So it was that sort of thing that is not the relationship. I have with my actual children at all, but that’s because those are my actual children. My kids are not like that and I would never have them carry me around that way in 1 million years if my son carried me around it it would be an honor and I might have had him carry me around, but really in a very Celtic sort of way, but Celtic more like a Scotsman and not so much like an Irishman or like an Irishman, but not like your family is more like Louis Hild you here’s family is Irish on it the idea would be that he’s big and strong and brave and he’s proving himself that he can carry around the family otter you know, and then that would’ve been part of the mythology. It would’ve been obvious if that was part of what was happening it wouldn’t of been that you were caring me around one last time. Whatever the fuck that even is it would be more and maybe you did carry me around and if you did sweetie that is not a good thing I was torturing you people with my weight, because I hated you to some degree if my son carried me around The idea would be that he was but he was strong just like me cause he’s my son and so he could carry the weight and he would maybe be able to do it alone he might have brothers with him, but that would be the idea, and that would be the honor of the whole thing. We probably have big pipes playing in the background people would be wearing kilts it would be very ceremonial and very religious. It would be entirely different than what you guys did. So there would be a sort of bitterness with us, but a sweet sort of joy in the the thought that Dad is dead we’re in charge we’re running the show we get to have the fun of running everything you know, taking over the whole thing, making the country the way that we want it to be making you know the clown the way that we want it to be running the estate the way we think it should be run. But that’s not what happened right because it’s America so who cares right but it does still matter because we live in reality Caroline.

So that’s the problem sweetie if there’s reincarnation this is real, your father was really a Japanese asshole. And I’m really Constantine and she’s really a Scottish woman she’s just as Celtic sweetie if not more Celtic than your whole fucking family. And it’s real I mean the thing is if it’s reincarnation Caroline, she was Scottish, not Scottish American. She was actually Scottish and she was an aristocrat. So all that stuff with the plaid in the clans, and all that if there’s reincarnation is very real to her, it’s very much a part of who she is, that’s not who the Scottish Americans are. There is a difference.

Him so I’m just trying to explain reality. OK I had your kids caring me around to torture you or maybe on some off chance that maybe you know you were my kids kind of in a way, but then the idea would have still been to torture you to torture you some to torture you some because I’m huge, and it was a heavy casket.

You know, I would be willing to talk with you about what happen while your father was shot who was angry at him why they were angry what really might’ve actually happened and we could have that discussion and this is a possibly safe place to do that but we can’t keep you know tolerating Lacey and I cannot keep tolerating the fact that you guys are liars And that you’re you’re not dealing with reality.

So no you don’t get it. You don’t understand. You’re not my daughter. And as I say that, I worry that you’re going to try to torture and kill my actual children. Out of some absolutely disgusting place in your hearts. You know with no respect for the fact that I actually did take care of you. I actually did try and you kids weren’t even interested. You weren’t interested in having me as a father figure and you know honestly, I didn’t even think it was that bad in my subconscious at least because I didn’t love your father Caroline I was straight I was straight I really was I was a heterosexual, not a homosexual. I wasn’t a closeted homosexual. I was a confused fucked up heterosexual who is being sodomized and taken advantage of by the entire fucking family. No, I’m being honest. This is what happened you people were monsters to me and your foot. Your father was the worst one but you all were a problem. I am so no you know it’s I’m trying to reiterate this because I feel like you’re not hearing me. I didn’t think of you as my child because it was an awkward, weird relationship in reality and in my subconscious there’s a part of me that knew that and I thought no this is fine they don’t have to be my kids they’re not really my kids. This is weird because it always was weird sweetie. I was never in love with your dad or your mom. I was never in love with either of them so why the hell would I be your dad? That’s insane! Yeah Bobby has the same insanity I’m not your father. OK I think you kids want me to be because I’m straight and I’m handsome and I’m tall and I’m big and I am elite and I’m good looking and you know I came from kind of a nice family and my wife is really pretty, but sweetie that’s the thing Lacey is my wife she’s not your mother And Bobby understands that maybe a little better than you do. He might not to he might be messed up, but I think a part of him sort of gets it that Lacey is not really his mom. And if it’s true, we’re not really your parents so you know that’s your problem Carol like if you have memories of me hovering over you, you know it with my glasses and you know smiling at you and laughing with you. That’s your problem OK yeah if you if you remember that stuff that was you having the experience of having a heterosexual dad Who would not have been an alcoholic or a drug addict had you actually been his child ever know it’s it’s confounding to people but it’s true. If if I actually had gotten married and had kids, I wouldn’t have been a heavy drinker I would’ve never used drugs, so that’s the thing a yeah I guess for a few minutes you know here in there you have maybe some subconscious memory of having a heterosexual dad but I wasn’t really your father And you kids rejected me when I was 10 or 11 and that was your choice and then later it’s kind of like maybe I was like a father figure to you slightly or something but it wasn’t really at a natural bond between us anymore and I just didn’t feel like you were my kids. I didn’t feel that closeness to you Oh, that sounds so black and white up because at times I might’ve wondered you know maybe maybe this could be my kids you know but now having had kids with Lacey, having kids in the future I I can speak from experience in saying that you’re not my children you know there was no bond between us in that way I I think there could have been but that’s where is your problem you decided you decided sweetie you decided that that wasn’t the closest that you wanted with me and then if you developed a crush on me. You decided that even more do you know that that does not that’s not you know something that we have him and I am ultimately will be the one that made the decision as the adult and I guess I would say that no, you’re not my children you’re not all I care about you if you want to be mad at me I care about you in Christ as humans otherwise I don’t care about you at all. So that in Christ, I would say yeah, you know if you wanna be angry at me for being there when you were a kid and giving you the impression that I was a real dad to you than you can do that. I am the adult and I am sorry. I am not like your father’s OK. Lacey understands the way that you think may be better than I do and I’m not like your dad OK and if you want to be angry at me for totally fucking up my own life and confusing you call ahead, but that doesn’t that’s that’s what it needs to be is an anger at me and that way you do not some conniving manipulative trick where you’re pretending to care about that but really you don’t because your family does stuff like that. You pretend to have a heart you pretend like you care about yourselves and other people and I don’t even know the end of the day. What are you people care about sometimes. But if you actually do care, and you actually were hurt that are hurt that I was somewhere where I shouldn’t be then I am sorry.” says Lem.

“ are you actually a good dad?” says Kerry Kennedy.

Lem thinks. “I’m my kid’s dad. And they’re my kids. If I’m good enough…then they deserve better.”

“I hear you!” says a Millennial Black father.

“You try.” says Lem.

“That’s all you can do.” says a Gen. X father.

“Yeah!” says Lem.

“Lem…what’s it like being straight?” says a gay man.

“You know…I’ve always been straight. …What’s it like being gay?” asks Lem. “And I’m asking that regardless of whether or not it’s allowed in Heaven. …What’s it like?”

“It’s…different!” says a Black gay man.

“Yeah. What’s it like?” says Lem.

“Dude what the fuck happen with your son!?” says the Black African man.

“He was seduced.

She was not his mother.” says Emperor Constantine.

“Does Bobby think he’s that man?” says the African.

Oil by Jonny Greenwood plays.

“If there’s reincarnation, yes. …And…if there’s reincarnation…we are looking into the heart of pure evil. On this day. November 22nd. …Because if there’s reincarnation…this is the day Lem’s eternal love…was sent into a Hellish life…because she was tricked.” says Michael Rockefeller to the African.

The song plays.

“And her father was tricked.” says the African.

“YES! Exactly. …If there’s reincarnation they both were.” says Lem. “ON THIS DAY.”

“He gave her up. On this day. Regardless?” he says.

“Maybe.” says Lem.

The song ends.

Prospector’s Quartet by Jonny Greenwood plays.

White supremacists in the Illuminati watch as the folks at MSNBC, narcissistically threatened, join in a group circle. To mock the strength of the music.

Jazz Suite No. 2 plays.

They dress in Native American fur costumes. Arms outstretched over each other’s backs. They do a sort of Jewish (?) weird…Fiddler On The Roof thing. All spinning in a circle.

“What’s this supposed to do!??” yells a white supremacist from South Carolina.

Steve Kornacki looks up. Stands away from the circle. Pauses to think and answer the question.

3:10

The music blares in the background.

He decides to awkwardly wait for the song to end.

He stands there.

Adagio for Strings, Op. 11 as performed by The Smithsonian Chamber Players plays.

Joan Walsh takes a bohemian see-through scarf and raises it into the air as she does a dance.

“Ahh…it’s a joke.” says Steve Kornacki.

The white supremacist nods. “What’s the joke?”

“I mean…we have to do this shit. …Right? …But we’re all better than this!” says Steve Kornacki with possibly some heart.

The white supremacist nods. “Go on!” he says.

Steve looks nervous. He thinks. “So…we have…jobs. …I have a job. …You have a job. …And we have to do it!”

4:41

“But…we want so much more!” says Steve Kornacki.

5:09

The music is very loud. And then very quiet.

They awkwardly wait.

5:54

They awkwardly wait.

6:09

Steve becomes too nervous. “Ahh…I mean…it’s about…meaning.” says Steve Kornacki.

6:59

Louis Hill Junior laughs.

The song ends.

Zorba’s Dance by Andre Rieu plays.

Steve begins dancing. Snapping his fingers. Someone yelps. They clap. Some other white feminist yelps. They all awkwardly dance super seriously smiling wide with enormous sudden joy.

“BUT THIS IS MORE FUN!!!” says Steve. He laughs.

Him and Chris join arms and twirl each other around.

Caroline claps and laughs. Nods.

The song ends. They all clap. Smiling wide.

The Way I Are by Timbaland plays loudly next.

Chris and Erin twerk.

They all take themselves extremely seriously!

Caroline tries break dancing.

Steve Kornacki jumps up and down. Arms raised up into air.

1:54

Caroline lip-synchs. “I like you the way you are!”

“This MY MEANING!” says Steve Kornacki.

They all very self-seriously twerk. Or try to.

Move Ya Body by Nina Sky plays.

“BUT THIS IS WEIRD!!!” yells the white supremacist. “YOU ALL SEEM INSANE!!!”

They don’t seem to care what he says.

“THIS MAKES NO SENSE!!” yells the white supremacist.

They may not even be able to hear him. For Satanic reasons.

Some overweight people look a little winded.

2:46

One overweight white man tries to twerk. He’s probably straight. It’s very awkward.

The song ends.

Baby Boy by Sean Paul plays.

Caroline who works-out isn’t out breath and she starts dancing. But she’s also been just clapping. They clap for her.

“What does this do?” asks the white supremacist of JD Vance.

“Ahh…they are trying to secure the mid-term elections. And the glory of the Biden Administration.” explains JD Vance.

“But this is…shit.” he says.

“Yeah. But…Usha. So…” says JD. “Look…she’s not a great dancer. And they think…’HEY!’”

The white supremacist thinks.

Don’t Stop The Music plays.

“Isn’t Usha Hindu?” he says.

“Yeah???” says JD.

“Are any of these people Hindu?” he says. He looks nervous. “I’m not saying! But…demons are real!”

“Yeah. She’s secretly kinda conflicted between Hinduism and Catholicism.” says JD.

“Okay. But…that’s NOT THIS.” says white supremacist.

2:23 plays as Steve Kornacki desperately tries to bring joy.

The song plays.

The white guy tries to twerk again. Unironically.

Temperature by Sean Paul plays.

Caroline has mysteriously disappeared.

“Where is Caroline?” Lacey asks JD Vance, telepathically.

“We DON’T KNOW!!” he says.

“Is she snacking?” asks Lacey.

2:20

2:37

“I bet she’s eating.” says Lacey.

2:55

The song plays.

Most of them look winded.

“Don’t they all work out?” says Lacey.

The song ends.

Family Affair by Mary J. Blige plays.

They’re all too winded.

Caroline suddenly returns. Lip synching very dramatically.

“Were you snacking!?” Lacey yells at her, telepathically.

She slightly considers it. As she lip synchs.

Steve Kornacki tries to do a Black sort of dance. Is it…tap dancing?

3:09

“Were you snacking??” yells Lacey at Caroline.

“Why THE FUCK DOES SHE WANT TO KNOW!?” Caroline asks “the universe.“

“Because!” says Joe Kennedy Junior. “Were you snacking?”

Caroline stops and thinks. “Yeah.” she says, rolling her eyes.

Do It To It by Cherish plays.

Caroline dances like she’s a cool girl. In 2008?

“Okay. SHE WAS!!” Joe Kennedy yells at Lacey.

2:47

Steve lip-synchs.

“Okay! Let’s end strong!!” yells a lesbian white woman.

The song ends.

II. Deep River by William Grant Still plays.

They all stand. Still. Breathless. Tired. Staring at…something. In some cases or in every case it may at almost nothing but the floor.

2:34

The white supremacist claps. Tries to cheer them on. Possibly to be kind.

“WOOHOO!!” he says. He whistles through his fingers.

The song ends.

“ who exactly I am, I’m just assuming that they’ll probably discuss politics, and the Trump presidency and what Donald Trump expects from them and things of that nature as a liberal white person who is not a white supremacist and is a little scared… what exactly is it? Yeah I’m just gonna stop and just jump jump jump to jump into the fire here a little bit. What exactly is it that you were thinking Louis because I’m pretty sure your family killed JFK I’ve watched Dick Van Dyke, Lacey refuses to post clips of it on Instagram or TikTok and honestly I don’t blame her but if you read her blog you know she’s not schizophrenic you know she’s not stupid and I have a feeling this is probably a somewhat real conversation somehow so I’m just curious what exactly it is that you guys thought you were doing I mean obviously, when we think that you guys are talking in code, you are. Like you want us to think we’re schizophrenic and crazy but we’re not you’re doing witchcraft or some thing probably using our collective consciousness to manifest some thing through television or some stupid shit like that which is so fucking obvious but I don’t know if you were afraid before you did the assassination so you started trying to manifest stuff using the American people is sort of like Levites or some thing which actually spiritually is kind of fascinating because clearly the idea is to try to sort of harvest our energy and maybe even to let us stop you if we disagreed so that’s interesting I know that I’ve done some reading and Louise family is Irish so that’s nice that you guys were trying to be democratic and respectful of other Americans if that’s what you were doing I’m just sort of free you know, just sort of gassing just taking a glance at the situation and being involved in some witchcraft myself I am a reader of her blog I kind of think that’s what you guys were up to that you were manifesting some thing Like what were you doing though? Why did you guys think killing him would stop the evil like why did you think that murdering JFK was going to be so useful? Did you honestly think? Did you honestly think that somehow he was the only person who has a problem?” says a woman in America.

“ yeah we did I’m gonna give you a simple answer. Yes we did we all pretty much got along. Lacey seems backward to people at times because she’s so sweet and pleasant and polite but that’s how we all were. You know we were hats and gloves and suits and ties, and we try to be respectful of each other, we addressed each other by our last names so believe it or not we all got along. There was some for Melody that people stay with think was just absolutely evil or insane but back then you got you know you gave each other sort of almost psychological space that way, and yet people got along and so, you were able to sort of be at peace with each other to some degree and so when you know the bogeyman showed up you took him very seriously you know you thought boy these are exceptional cases. These are rare evil people and I mean it went a little too far and that traction the pendulum swing too far where we all thought that most people were good. Most people were nice and that if you just gave people a chance that they would all get along but that was not reality you’re right, but we didn’t know that we really didn’t know that if we’d been like Lacey, I’ve been extremely intelligent and highly unusually sophisticated. We might’ve nitpicked, but we aren’t like that as Americans in general, and we’re very no things became casual for a reason and no we just thought people are good. You know we’re just kind of guessing we’re in charge. It’s our responsibility to handle the situation and this is what makes sense to us. You know he’s a terrible person and he really was. I’m sorry to have to burst your bubble. I’m sorry if you don’t want to hear this, but he was a child molester OK he was a child molester and this was in the 1960s he was molesting children in the swimming pool in the White House. He was molesting children in the White House. He was raping women in the White House. He was raping women every couple of days practically and then we found out that the prostitutes that he kept visiting with largely provided for him by 11 Billings and we thought why is this man buying him prostitutes all the time And we realize that it was because Linn was straight that he didn’t know that about himself and we were worried about him and we thought this poor kind loving man because he actually is a very loving kind man is stuck with these people thinking he’s gay his family was devastated in the stock market crash of 1929. His father died his sister and his mom and him and his brother have struggled ever cents And these wonderful people that we knew in a sense were being totally taken advantage of it was personal. It was a community issue and so we thought no let’s do some thing about it let’s do some thing about it you know the Kennedys are in all of that terrible Bobby’s a nice guy. He’s a nice father nice enough Ted you know has a problem is an alcoholic but I don’t know he seems kind of normal. Joe Junior seems somewhat normal I mean it was a problem the British disagreed with us. The British thought the whole family was nuts but we aren’t the British and I’m Irish as you pointed out.

So I thought no you know it’s not the Irish it’s not that they’re Irish. I am Irish it’s not that’s just a bunch of nonsense. You know the British thinks that they’re a weird Irish family but they’re not they’re just you know troubled and there’s a few people who are problematic like the father, and frankly Eunice was sometimes a problem to some people, and no I thought she is a little weird. The father is evil and sick and I guess the other people who are dead like kicking Joe I don’t know they might’ve had something wrong with them but I really think it’s just Jack. I think Jack is just nuts. We thought Jack was just nuts that he was just the bad apple of the family the black sheep, you know and that if his brother hadn’t died, I don’t know, you know fathers good ideas into their heads of other kids should accomplish so I think I thought no it’s fine you know it’s just get rid of the one that bad apple and we’re good to go.

If nowadays I would be far more reticent about the whole thing, I would be so much more cautious. I’d be thinking there’s probably something wrong with the whole family see Lacey‘s family you could say that about them that there’s something wrong with the whole family and there isn’t, but there is the first of all she is Tom’s daughter, but second of all hall to there is something wrong with the whole family in her family and Tom’s family especially if she’s actually his biological daughter, there’s alcoholism OK his her uncle her off her uncle was an alcoholic one of her uncles was literally hospitalized because of alcoholism for a while And as brilliant as they all are because they are her that whole family is unusually intelligent. They’re very good people they’re very well bred but if she’s actually one of them biologically no they’re something to say they’re almost too smart and at times they’ve handled that by getting into alcohol for some reason not drugs, alcohol so that’s sort of their their family Achilles’ heel and Lacey knows that and she tries not to drink but she does like alcohol and she knows that and she doesn’t drink too much of it because she knows so see we are human and know she’s not an alcoholic, but she knows to be careful, and that’s healthier than you might think so she trusts her self but she’s not stupid about it. That’s their family problem see. And I know they’re very unusually intelligent. There’s sort of an anxiety and depression that run in the family possibly the end anyway that’s who they are brilliant people very good hearted, people, strong, and usually strong people but that would be where they have to be careful, but then that’s the thing right so then what’s wrong with the family that raised her well they’re cold they’re very cold. They’re very cold group of people. They can be very cold. Cold hearted incredibly cold Him that’s what I’ll say for now that they’re very and it actually might be true that they’re just they’re cold they’re very cold people they’re not just Nordic as I wonder if that runs more in Nordic people are tendency to be too cold, but they are they’re cold. They’re too cold. And they’re strong people they are not stupid. There’s a sort of intellectual genius to their coldness at times they’re excellent at making and keeping money, but they tend to be cold.

Genuinely cold.

So that if we go with that right what’s wrong with the Kennedys perversion I’m sorry I’m being honest the whole family has a problem with perversion they they get stuck in being perverted. They tend to pervert things and it’s sad but they do it’s gross they pervert things.

So the problem then is that if I know and that you know I would’ve probably thought no no you know the whole family it could be perverted they could all be harming children or harming H other or a little messed up. You know I mean Bobby is messed up here as he promises the moon to the women that he marries and then he gives them heartache.

So no, I would never have assassinated I would never have assassinated JFK. I would’ve thought we’ve gotta get him out of the presidency. Let him finish his term let him finish his term and then you know frankly we’ll have to give him a bad bad bad back operation and brainwash the entire family into thinking that that’s what happened. He just couldn’t finish the second term, and that would’ve been bad but it would’ve been a lot less toxic for the whole country.” says Louis Hill Junior.

“ do you guys run things and then we just think this is a democracy or what?” she says.

“ we used to do you heard of Tammany hall oh no, the truth is it started probably in a little boy I mean you can you can you can find us all the way back to the beginning of the country but really I would say it took off when the country expanded so you know it just sort of evolves that way over the over the years and 1800s of people meeting in private with a lot of money or a lot of power or something I’ll just getting together it is it just the illuminati but that’s definitely part of it possibly it really is it is just ilumiNATTI so people at country clubs you know it madman sort of discusses that when they discuss Pete Campbell, so the idea was that people like me who were saying, and rational and wealthy, and in a position of wealth enough, because I am old money to sort of not care in the right way, but still care we’re able to make decisions because of their privilege and their perspective and that was the idea and then we would work with people like the Irish you know and Tammany hall does sort of bring everyone on board. You know the big tent, so that was the way things were run we we did control elections, but people still Raible to vote so there were people who were voting there were people who were voting and make their votes counted but it wasn’t like we had no say in it you know so if there’s a real popular president, you have to deal with them or you have to shoot them and nine times out of 10 we just dealt with the situation or sort of finagle that but for the most part it’s just there’s there Israel voting there is real democracy but there’s just a lot of bigwigs sort of shoveling things here and there so it’s kind of a mess. This is not wrong and neither is Vladimir Putin it really is a mess but it works pretty darn well until the 70s it works pretty darn well and then as Michael Moore pointed out in his documentary that was based on reality jobs off the country people lost their dignity, and everything just sort of fell apart and now it’s just a mess and it was before too but I would say it’s it was a work it was a working mess. We had a democracy totally some degree, a real democracy and it was a working mass, but it worked. People were proud of the country that they had a voice you know if they were allowed to stand up for themselves through their unions through their local leadership because people like me sweetie we’re really really really really really rich and really really old money.

The Kennedys are not like that they like to think that they are but they’re not. That’s part of their perversion. Lacey‘s family is kind of like that. Their house is only 3000 ft.² OK but there’s another house with like 2500 ft.² right next to it and it’s on thousands of acres of land. They’re surrounded by people that they get along with or they have been, and that’s more like us people like me really just wanna be left alone because we have a lot of money we have houses we have vacations we have collections we have walks to take we have movies to see we have romances to have we have alcohol we have tea. We have a no short cakes, I guess and chocolate, and and boats, and all kinds of fun things to do and drama and intrigue we have a life in a way, if we if we’re loved enough or able to live quite happily at times or if you’re like Lacey and you’re strong and you can sort of finagle it so to speak you might be able to find someway to take a nice hot bath and a posh bathroom and spray seven $500 perfume on yourself and then have some tea in the middle of the day, so cold out is it it’s not just a joke think of how fun that is that’s fun it’s really fun! So we have fun we go skiing we go we do polo we have fun we listen to music we have dances we have traditions it’s fun we have actual fun being really really rich yep Normas Lee great time.

And that’s what we have we don’t have to be perverted we don’t have to do drugs we don’t have to start wars mean sometimes that does happen, but not necessarily it we’re really obsessed with happiness in a sense and wealth and happiness. I am so when people like her and I and the Nash iambs, you know we’re running the country before the Kennedys Who came along and perverted that middle-class uprising we were able to sort of keep things safe. I mean me being able to talk to you right now through her blog sweetie is a part of that she’s sitting at home right now wrapped it on a beautiful old blanket, a and an antique chair with her feet up people don’t have that privilege but she does and I understand her psychology well enough to be able to talk through her very easily.

And yes, she was one of my soulmates.

So the thing is people like her and I who are Christian Catholic in my case and somewhat Catholic in her case Borges Christian in her case she says with reference to Christ we take her in evil very seriously and then we enjoy ourselves, but we do things like this, like writing everything on a blog so see that’s where the comment us and Lennon were a little off I’m not saying he was completely off but he was a little off . Frankly build a utopia is its monstrous at best. So and that’s just reality so no we weren’t ideal but we were functional and where was that going with us? Essentially just we were running things. OK we didn’t necessarily want jobs shipped overseas. I was in a bad marriage. OK I was falling apart. I’m still in love with that woman anyway, but I was falling apart and I was weak and so at times I went along with people who said we need to do this for the bottom line Louis see my grandfather was a cutthroat man you may or may not have heard stories about what he did to people and St Paul, but he was my grandfather, and he loved me And I knew that so my approach was to think oh they can’t be that bad because my grandfather was that bad of a person I wasn’t that bad of a person so I thought no you know Roger you know it doesn’t mean any harm these people are just concerned about the bottom line They’re just concerned about the bottom line they’re just worried about making money and I thought I was fine you know they’re just after money that’s in who isn’t and so you just kind of tolerate it but then at the end of the day they’re not that rational unfortunately because it’s not Great Britain it’s America a so we had these people running the country who were not you know people who were like Elizabeth you know who took things extremely seriously and we’re making these hard decisions with noble intentions because they were raised in some strict upper class home with very intense manners

Their parents weren’t cold like her parents. Their parents weren’t difficult like mine but I didn’t. I didn’t think those things through you know when you guys keep harassing them you keep looking for a way that he’s gay and he’s expecting you to understand his humanity and you never do you never you never can except that people don’t always think things through perfectly or they get confused but then you believe it with me oh that’s pretty sad you should believe it with him to on occasion he really was straight. So no I just didn’t think it through. I didn’t think it through. I thought no no no do you know they’re just like me somehow or in you’re if they’re not, we sure as heck can’t think about it because that’s not American these people are my friends, you know, and I like making friends I like being at peace with people I like being popular so it’s like no this people are by friends you know I can’t analyze their background and try to you know question there, manhood and all that stuff though you know I know these people they’re good people alive people used to say stuff like that no I know that guy he’s a good guy. So that was the thinking it was like no no no they’re good people. I know those people you know, but they weren’t British aristocrats. They weren’t these high minded idealist running a complicated country. They were middle-class they were desperate for money they just wanted more money they just wanted more money. They wanted things to be easy. They didn’t want to have to think about some Highfalutin sissy, English long-term strategy to running the country.

They wanted to think no it’s the bottom line ha ha ha do you know the bottom line until next Thursday? Basically it’s just what makes the money now or in the next year or two years or 10 years even but I can’t. I don’t want to thing for their head than that I’m not gonna be strapped down. You know I’m a Ayn Rand men’s man. You are, you aren’t going to limit me and making me question the you know the safety of my financial decisions and 50 years from my company who knows or will be in 50 years maybe will be on the moon.

Maybe will be on Mars the future is a mystery and that’s why it’s exciting. They used to say stuff like that all the time.

So that’s route Lennon I will he’s right actually I’m like that Lacey is like that lame is like that my brother Jerome was like that we were somewhat genuine and we were real aristocrats and so we actually were that high minded. I would worry about things sometimes I don’t need a lot of money. I started North Oaks with this long-term idea in mind of shaping the state and I did I shaped the state of Minnesota. The state of Minnesota is still what it is today because of me And my actual aristocratic, high minded idealism.

So I I took things very seriously my whole family did to some degree but I may be dead or than some people in my family, but I took things very very seriously and and I was not. I was not in a position where I was able to unfortunately protect the entire country. I I thought I knew what I was doing with Jack. I thought I knew what I was doing. I thought I was protecting people And I wasn’t the only person that was interested in him dying but I thought I was doing the right thing.” says Louis. “ the Kennedys aren’t stupid. The Kennedys aren’t stupid when they think. Oh you know him question people question authority question question but they don’t really necessarily live in reality. OK, I’m gonna sound lazy as a Minnesota F Scott Fitzgerald‘s Minnesota Lemmers Orange, Minnesota at times were a little clannish about that. And we we see things like no you know we care about the state of Minnesota and in a weird way in our heads it becomes our clan and we’re very serious about it. Church Floyd is part of our clan that we know we take the whole thing extremely seriously The truth is if he is an all Irish himself it slightly comes naturally to him it’s true, so um yeah that’s our clan sent it and I am Wiest. We see it that way right but that’s part of being a human I’m Irish she’s whatever she is in Christ Scott was it was Irish and George Floyd might’ve been a tiny bit Irish himself or Scottish and so we see things from a genuine old clan perspective in the Kennedys. Don’t live in that reality, so yes, it’s good to question things. Yes, yes But then you have to realize that you if you’re going to question things that are that high-level you have to be prepared for a high-level conversation that’s extremely complicated all the time and you have to have a real reason you have to have real concerns and people know this in America yet for the most part you have to have actual like points that you’re trying to make I can’t just be something petty and stupid And unfortunately they don’t entirely realize that in their perversion they make things way too personal at the end of the day, so to speak and have a very hard time, letting go of things and it’s like question question question, but then, for what purpose for their glory for their for their glamour for their prestige for the honor of their family, in a very narcissistic celebrity worship way it’s not healthy it’s not helpful … It’s not conducive to the country existing.

Because the reality of it is that I am in Minnesota, and so is Lacey and she is more than willing in Christ to die with her entire family and just wash her hands of the whole shit show. She really is and a little part of me is willing to take my whole family to have it as well at this point Because we’re that sick of it. We really aren’t that serious. We really are that high minded. This is an a game to us for some petty reason. It’s-it’s our souls it’s our hearts it’s what actually matters to us. It’s not stupid!

So see right now Jack is altering little things that she saying as a ghost and trying to get out loud it’s not working but he’s trying desperately to make love angry and that’s the kind of stuff I witnessed because I’m not. I’m Louis Hill Junior I’m seriously I have a very big deal I was literally one of the wealthiest men ever exist, and so at least my family wasn’t I was one of them right so really though I was extraordinarily wealthy no really we were people don’t know that apparently but I was LN so the thing is this the thing is we we can’t tolerate it

Um, we wish Joe. Well we wish the whole family well as much as we can but yes on this day in 1963 I did very possibly help CIA George Bush Senior. It was part of it. There were other people and we helped them and Jack’s life Lee Harvey Oswald spent some time in Cuba, and that was partially Fidel Castro’s way of testing him to see whether or not he was able to do the job. That’s what I’ll say for now he may have even met Fidel Castro in private, but that he knew Fidel Castro knew Lee Harvey Oswald to some degree he knew of him, he knew cycle his psychological profile and he thought no. This man can assassinate he can do the job I trust him and so we trusted him as well and yes, we essentially brainwashed him into assassinating JFK.

But it wasn’t but it was it wasn’t him yeah because I tell you this, it makes sense doesn’t it’s funny no one‘s ever figured it out. No it’s not no it’s not funny people have purposefully made it harder for you to figure these things out. So that was the idea was that yeah yeah that he was basically him but he was basically just no problem person NOV, we brainwashed poorly Hart, Harvey Oswald into assassinated into assassinated him and no he wasn’t the only person shooting at him that day, the CIA was as well, so if we are behind as well, didn’t do it there were two other people, at least who were shooting at him who would’ve shot him Who actually shot him to be perfectly honest with you we may not have been able to figure that out. God knows and I know to cause I’ve asked, but it’s not actually that easy to figure out because yeah, the bullets were very the bullets were very very confusing that day be careful if there’s rain Carnation it was lame. Yeah it was lame. If there’s reincarnation he should he he did it himself but as it has himself in a previous life, not as actual Land O Lakes that’s why you gotta be careful when you’re talking through Lacey or talking to her this isn’t funny I don’t know what Steve Kornacki is so excited about bless his heart. I don’t know what the hell you people been thinking for the last 30 to 40 years with all of this happy-go-lucky shit.

So the idea basically is just that you know it’s it’s yeah if there’s reincarnation Billy was so pissed off that some point after he died, he went back himself and in a state of absolute rage stopped time and space. Yes, possibly as emperor Constantine stopped time and space, and literally moved the bullet, yes he would or it is a magic bullet and away so he literally moved the bullet. If there’s reincarnation he literally move the bullet and said if you’re not going to take care of this openly, if you’re going to be determined to be a democracy if this is your idea of running a country that I’m going to make this really freaking difficult, and you all can just sit around and puzzle over this way Lacey puzzles over why the hell it is you people don’t give a shit about her.

So no it in in that case it is a magic bullet. He took the bullet and moved it and shoved it into JFK. He moves the bullet into JFK. I guess I’m giving it away, but he moved the bullet into the into JFK from Lee Art Harvey Oswald if there’s reincarnation yeah heat he did that, he literally stood there, pick the bullet up and then aimed it into jack himself just to get the pleasure of killing him himself, because he really did hate him that much for understandable reasons and and then that’s where the magic bullet thing came from but it still looks suspicious for a reason because there was a conspiracy possibly But then, if there’s not reincarnation, could somebody else have done it who is dead? Yes, very possibly I’m not sure who that would’ve been entirely, but it could easily have been at a British man who watched this whole thing from the future and is angry for the reasons that long would be if he was reincarnated.

So yeah, if there is a conspiracy, it was the CIA we all worked it out that we’d sort of you know brainwash Lee Harvey Oswald he was a good person to do it. Fidel Castro is on board and then we just do you know trouble trouble trouble trouble checked by making sure there was at least two other gun Godman who were willing to kill him too, so yeah, they’re about three or four people shooting at them that day, and then who shot illegally Harvey Oswald? Well, that’s the thing the people who were angry at us for shooting Jack may have shot him just to get back at us and scare us. Judith Exner may have been a part of that crowd, but then you know it was like we have to handle these people because they can’t they can’t read. I’ll be pulling us like this.

They can’t be bullying us like this.

So basically, we had so basically we had to find a way to sort of you know quiet them down, and one of the ways that we did that if there’s a conspiracy was to get Bobby to do it himself so Bobby wage his war against the mafia and he had been doing that, but now he may have continued to do that Maybe he did but I think Lacey thought that he did so she said it but he may have we may have slightly used Bobby any other people to just sort of take out the organized crime 60s just as a way of sort of you know putting everyone in their place in an alert that obviously made the Italians very angry, especially in New York and they took it out on the Irish but no, there was a huge crack down, and they play part of knowing why that it was because of Jack and because they chose to shoot Lee Harvey Oswald to scare us instead of just letting it go oh, and so then they might’ve gotten rather angry at the Irish Because Jack was Irish and taking it out on him they did not take it out on me or Lacey‘s father or a lot of other people and I was Irish. Her father was not but I was him and him they they did that because they didn’t blame us. It was kind of the opposite, right And no they had a beef with Bobby that’s the thing he did do stuff during his tenure as Attorney General to piss them off what is the things that he may have done was sort of bringing Maryland to her death she had some Italian friends and they were not happy They were not happy about the situation. Frank Sinatra Mediven sort of a double agent when it was unclear who he was working for or who he was working with or who he was who side he was on which, for some people was enough to just leave him alone because he wasn’t entirely straight himself. He was so much bisexual, so was Bobby Darin a lot of those men in that posse were bisexual and so they tended to be people thought they were sort of flaky who’s like I don’t know if this man is angry as a man or as a woman I don’t know if I don’t know if yeah, I don’t know if Frank Sinatra is loyal to Jack Because their friends or because they slept together and he got the wrong idea I don’t know you know it’s like he could get hurt but maybe he thought there was a little special something that Jack has put him that he didn’t have for anyone else ever so people sort of left Frank Sinatra alone to some degree because we couldn’t quite figure them out it was like you know, is he Reno is he straight is he gay? He didn’t seem straight entirely but then you know it’s like what who is he sleeping with? Where is passionate Italian loyalties will let you know and it’s not something that he was proud of necessarily. But we had to deal with the reality of it. We did we had to deal with the reality of the fact that he wasn’t entirely straight. He was in love with Ava Gardner, but there were times when he would cheat with men not just women, and that would obviously piss her off, but he was in love with her most definitely and I am that woman I can’t think of her name but we’ve gotten to start calling her Queen Elizabeth the first but even if there’s not reincarnation did you look a lot alike she did capture EVP of him yeah, she did win Edgewood they were at the The hotel in Minnesota yeah, in Minnesota they captured EVP and Frank Sinatra talking about Ava Gardner and the war between the different mafia organizations that that’s who she caught that night where were mafia members in a fight with a charter in the past and it to some degree in the present, and she was right, so if it was in the past, but it also might’ve slightly been in the present if you’re Catholic pray for that woman because they may really mean well her and her boyfriend and I worry about them sometimes pray for them.

So what exactly what exactly is it that that I would say I don’t know I guess the country is falling apart and it’s very devastating to be away and away it’s not because I was Louis Hill Junior you know I was another wealthiest Wendover exist so I have a different perspective than some people, but it still is very sad to me very very sad and I hope to some degree that the United States is able to sort of work its way out of the Thicket that it’s been stuck in and boy it’s gotten bad lately.” says Louis.

“ that’s a lot of information I would almost say it makes all things seem sort of quaint and silly which is not the impression we’ve had of the church of the JFK assassination why did you guys let it get so out of hand if it was just this internal matter we’re essentially you were trying to fire him and he didn’t know how to do that, so you just shot him why did you guys let it become this like in Normas thing?” says Alisha.

“ yeah that’s interesting question as well because I was not I was human I was human and so oh other people are two in the illuminati but essentially my marriage was falling apart and my brother died and it just kind of just came out of nowhere. A lot of people were just really gob smacked, and for some reason we did not anticipate that we thought that it was going to be a big deal but we didn’t realize it was going to be quite that big of a deal, and frankly Lemme have touched on that slightly that that that they just we really didn’t understand that it was going to end up being such a big deal to people.” says Louis.

Later.

“So why did the Kennedys all prank women? Was it just to be perverted?” says Joyce.

“By making them think we were in love with them? And then cheating?” says JP.

“Yeah!” says Joyce.

“Because it’s our money. And our glory. Not theirs.” says JP.

“So you expect women to run countries better than you?” says Frank Sinatra.

“Yeah. And make money!” says JP.

“So what happens to traditional womanhood?” asks God.

“FUCK THAT! …Women are losers anyway!” says JP.

“All of them?” says God.

“I feel sorry for my daughters!” he yells.

“So do you like sex with women?” asks JD Vance of JP Kennedy.

“What do you mean?” asks JFK.

“Like, sex with women!” says JD Vance.

“I mean it’s okay.” says Jack Kennedy. He shrugs.

“Jack…do you even like sex?” asks JD Vance of JFK.

Turns out Usha walked around and in her Hindu/Catholic way tried to collect the energy from the dance party. Because some Illuminati psychic determined that it was dangerous to leave it there.

“It’s okay.” says JFK.

“But only if it’s like…super cool!?” says a Republican.

“Mmm…yeah. I guess. I mean…I guess it feels alright? But…I did it mostly for the laughs.” says JFK.

“Jack. You felt…tense?” says JD.

“I felt tension!” says JFK.

“Yeah. But like…was that desire? …Or was that…tension?” asks Charlie Kirk.

“What’s DESIRE?” says JFK.

“Desire is when you have a craving sort of to have sex with a woman.” kindly explains Charlie Kirk to JFK.

“You have to be kidding me!!” says JFK, nervously laughing.

“No. …It’s like…a real need.” patiently explains, Charlie Kirk.

“Then why do men brag!?” says JFK.

“Oh! Okay. …Because it’s pathetic?” says Charlie Kirk.

“It’s lowly!” says JFK.

“Like the need to eat?” says Charlie Kirk.

“YEAH. …I’m not that lowly!” says JFK, scoffing.

“Okay. …Huh. …Did you desire Lem?” asks Charlie Kirk.

“Yeah. I guess.

THAT IS WHY THIS IS SO EVIL!!!” says JFK.

“Oh! What he did to you?” asks Charlie Kirk.

“Huh?” says JFK.

“Ahh…what HE did!” says Charlie Kirk.

“But he did it because she wants him!” says JFK.

“Because SHE WANTS HIM!?” says Charlie Kirk.

JFK stupidly nods.

“So you think MEN are attacked sexually by women?” says Donald Trump to JFK.

“They make them come on to them!” says JFK.

“Yes! When they do. Right!? They make them do it!” says JFK.

“What did Lem think about this?” asks Trump.

“He thought he was…gay. …I don’t know. I never asked him.” says JFK.

“You never had that conversation with him??” says Donald Trump.

“No. I never did!” says JFK. “He…just giggled when I talked about how much I liked girls.”

“So you assumed he knew?” says Trump.

“YES! …What was so funny!? He was laughing because we share common sense! …Women are funny! You have to be smart.” says Jack Kennedy.

“What are you afraid of…with women?” asks Charlie Kirk of JFK.

“They are…gross. I dunno! They’re gross.” says JFK.

“You think they’re gross!?” says Charlie Kirk.

“Yes!! They are!!” says JFK. “Come on!! Periods…their…vagina!”

“Dude!! You sound SO GAY!” says a random Gen. Z white guy.

“What!?” says JFK.

“Yeah. That’s sad!” says the Gen. Z white guy.

“What is?” says JFK.

“OH MY GOD!! You are OBVIOUSLY STRAIGHT!” he says to JFK.

“How!?” says Charlie Kirk.

“BECAUSE! He’s just- Man! This woman writing this blog is SUCH A LOSER!” he says.

“Huh. So…you think he’s joking!” says Charlie Kirk.

“He’s…obviously joking!!” says the random white Gen. Z man sincerely about JFK.

Later.

“Ahh…so you look at the dick pictures…of unknown consenting gay man…and find him sexy? We’ve discussed sexy. And you get sexually aroused. …But you don’t feel the same way when you look at the pictures of women?” says John Krasinsky to JFK.

“YES! …Because they are common sexual partners! There’s NOTHING AROUSING ABOUT A NAKED WOMAN!” yells JFK.

“Are you showing him sexy women?” says a reader.

“YES!!” insists the CIA.

“THERE IS NO PROBLEM! …Like that guy says. I’m STRAIGHT!” says JFK.

“I doubt it!” says a woman.

“I am!” says JFK.

“Jack…do you like women?” asks Charlie Kirk.

“Not much.” admits JFK.

“So you don’t like pretty women?” says Charlie Kirk to JFK.

“Not that much. They are my sexual partners of choice. But…I’m an average man.” says JFK.

“Why do you choose them?” says Charlie Kirk.

“Because! …Choice meat!? I don’t know! You know? …They’re…exciting.” says JFK.

“Why are they exciting?” asks Donald Trump Junior.

“Because they are…desirable I guess?” says JFK.

“But you don’t desire them!?!” says Charlie Kirk.

“NO!” says JFK.

“Jack you sound…gay.” says Charlie Kirk.

“No!! It’s not like that!” says JFK.

“It is mostly. He’s quite gay. Not completely.” says his psychiatrist.

“Why do we think he’s not?!” says a Gen. Z woman.

“Because! HE’S JFK!” says the white Gen. Z guy from before.