What The Illuminati Does With Lacey

Lacey talks with Eric. In a text message conversation.

Eric: You went to church this morning.

I feel like…we need to talk about this. What do you do…in the possible Illuminati. Because I think people who read this blog, want to know.

Lacey: Basically nothing.

If they exist, they’re actually at odds with my family. The Nesheims. …Not entirely, and no everyone is, but basically we’re just being attacked.

I…witness to them about Jesus. And Christianity.

I…give my thoughts and advice. Oftentimes I’m ignored. And ironically, I’m often actually in the right.

I…do…talk to dead people. They aren’t demons. …And I don’t conjure them. I really don’t. REALLY. They’re either just there, and no, I’m not schizophrenic. Or…the Illuminati actually conjures them for me.

Eric: When did the Illuminati start conjuring them for you?

Lacey: Years ago.

Should the Illuminati exist.

Eric: Anthony told me that he had something to do with it. He believes he was instrumental in that.

Lacey: Did Queen Elizabeth II decide they should talk to me?

Eric: Yes! According to him.

As shocking as that is.

She…felt that since your father was such an old man…your life had been entirely unfair. And she wanted to be able to let you talk with men in her generation. Before you died.

And she wanted you to be able to talk with women who were…more like you. She loved you. Obviously as a friend.

*Lacey thinks.*

Eric: Your husband is a fine man though. And Queen Elizabeth II liked him. I’m sure.

I think she just knew…that you never dated much. And that…the whole thing was sad.

Not that Mark isn’t great.

Who did she conjure for you to talk with first?

Lacey: Louis Hill Junior. Grandson of James J. Hill.

I may still be friends with him. He’s…a truly good person. I really like him.

Eric: A lot of people wouldn’t expect that. Given what they say about him nowadays.

What is he actually like?

Lacey: If I’ve talked with him, he’s very smart. Very sophisticated. But incredibly down to earth. He’s not…an average person.

I have a lot of respect for him.

Eric: Queen Elizabeth II understood you. Did you name your daughter after her?

Lacey: No.

*She laughs*

But I do love that name.

Eric: Do you feel any attraction to Queen Elizabeth II?

Lacey: No.

I’m genuinely not attracted to women.

Eric: Do you feel any attraction to me?

*He laughs*

Lacey: No, and yes? I mean, you’re an attractive man. But…not really.

Eric: Yeah!

Same here.

And of course, to clarify for anyone reading this, we’ve never been involved.

Do you talk to people who are super powerful?

Lacey: Do I?

How powerful are you?

*She laughs*

Eric: Fair enough!

*He laughs*

Do you sleep with anyone? Other than your husband?

Lacey: No.

I’m not an Illuminati prostitute.

Eric: Do you ever wonder if your husband is actually one of the dead men who you’ve talked with?

Lacey: Yes.

The Bible says there’s no marriage in Heaven, but…there was sex in the Garden of Eden. And marriage is a legality in the way Jesus was referring to it.

I think in Heaven, God…is in charge. And you…eventually realize he’s always right. And…I wonder if New Age people have it right…in a way…except, it is GOD. Like, Jesus actually arranges what we call “marriage” today. So…you meet the person he has for you.

And I’d bet in a lot of cases, thank God, that’s your spouse. Because, thankfully, I think a lot of people have decent marriages. But…maybe sometimes He has a better match.

Eric: Okay.

But then…what if…the Illuminati messed-up? Well, I doubt Queen Elizabeth II did. I have a strong feeling she knew what she was doing.

What if…they introduced you to your “husband”? As God intends it, someday? And now…you’re stuck?

Lacey: How would that be them messing-up?

Eric: You don’t mean morally, you mean…strategically?

Lacey: Yes!

Eric: Because they meant to harm you, not themselves. But- *He laughs* I think it’s obviously the other way around.

Lacey: Go on?

Eric: AHH…LOUIS HILL JUNIOR.

He was CIA. Skull & Bones.

Yes, he was a good man. A strong Christian, actually.

But…he was trouble.

He alone, was a HORRIBLE idea. Because I don’t think he can be unconjured. However this works, with you being an innocent Christian, I don’t get the sense we can dismiss him. I don’t think this works that way.

Did Queen Elizabeth II have a…good sense of humor? Maybe.

*He laughs and smiles*

He’s not a bad man. I’m sure whatever he’s able to do isn’t evil.

I just wonder if one of these men outed Epstein. In some sneaky way.

Who was next?

Lacey: Elliott Roosevelt. Son of Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

Then there was Lem.

No! Harold Loeb. The inspiration for Robert Cohn in The Sun Also Rises.

Then Lem.

Then Micheal Rockefeller.

That’s all.

Eric: It could have been any of those men.

Or none of them.

Lacey: Who outed Jeffrey Epstein?

Eric: Yes!

Who do you think you could love?

Lacey: Lem.

I really don’t think he was gay. And…we get along extremely well. And…I’m sorry, but I think he’s been lied about. A lot.

Eric: Some…wild stuff has been written about you two. Why?

Lacey: *Thinks*

I’m…trying to explain his actual orientation. In part.

He has expressed to me, that he finds me very attractive. And always would have. I mean, sincerely attractive.

Also…I’m mocking the…loose nature of this current culture. When it comes to sex.

And…I’m trying to be brave, and honest, and forthright about it all at the same time.

Eric: Do you think you’ve ever…kissed Lem? Like, somehow? For real?

Lacey: *Thinks*

There were times when Mark and I were first married…-

He was in a frat. And he wasn’t a Christian, until after I met him.

He was…mean. At times. When we were first together. Mark was. I was very hurt by him. …Elizabeth knew all that?

Eric: I have a feeling she did.

Lacey: Maybe. …Could I have closed my eyes and kissed Mark…when in Heaven…it was just him? Maybe? If he’s the one who God has had for me?

Eric: Would that be different than an average person?

Lacey: Given the situation I’m in with my family who raised me, and the Illuminati? Should it exist? Yes? …I doubt many people have such…experiences, with the dead. Of course, most people don’t have a father who created them in his late 80’s.

Eric: He was…foolish. But…- *He shrugs*

Lacey: I’m not mad at him.

I feel bad for him!

Eric: What was it like chatting with Harold Loeb?

Lacey: He’s…an absolute gem.

I feel bad that people think he’s dumb. He’s NOT dumb.

He’s actually extremely smart.

Eric: You went to a Lutheran church? How was that?

Lacey: It was fun.

I grew-up going to Lutheran churches. Every summer, when we’d visit my mom’s family in North Dakota. One church in particular.

I have good memories of going to Lutheran churches.

Eric: Would you disagree with any of their theology?

Lacey: Not necessarily. I don’t necessarily agree with their views on Baptism. But…at the same time…I’m not sure I fully their views. I’ve tried over the years, but-

My parents were raised Lutheran and rebelled and became Born Again Christians. The parents who raised me. They adamantly rejected Baptism. I’m…not clear on it.

Otherwise…I’m not sure what I’m opposed to?

Eric: Do you believe in reincarnation?

Lacey: …Well…if it exists…I don’t think it’s a problem. But at the same time…I wish I knew.

It’s likely Gilgul. In Christ. Should it exist.

Eric: Is it necessary for salvation?

Lacey: No!

Except, as Gilgul…it’s possible…it’s part of something God would have a Christian do. Should it exist. Not as part of their redemption, but as…a good Christian.

Eric: Do you feel a sense of control through the Illuminati?

Lacey: *Thinks*

I feel like I know more. Should I be talking to the real Illuminati. I’m not sure I am. But if I am, I do hear a lot of buzz…

Eric: YES!

Does it feel like information just falls into your lap?

Lacey: Yes.

It’s creepy.

Eric: They conjure that!

Lacey: Interesting. I guessed as much.

At the Border

Lacey tries to discuss the issue of the detention camps at the border. With Eric.

Eric: You have a life. I’m sorry you have to do this.

Okay. Just summarize your thoughts in two sentences.

Lacey: I don’t think it’s right, unless it’s right. How would it be right? If they genuinely deserve it, or if it’s in the absolute best interest of the country.

How would they deserve it? Huh.

Is it in the best interest of the country? …How could it be?

“Huh?” Well…are they so criminal and evil that they brought it on themselves? Are they so stupid and awful? …Are they? Let’s have an honest conversation.

“How could it be?” If they’re absolute worthless shit. …And we’re better off without them.

Eric: …They are…in a way.

I’m sorry. I’m being honest.

The numbers do add up.

But…enough?

Lacey: EXACTLY!

…EXACTLY!

You could make white people concentration camps.

Eric: You could.

Who would it be?

Lacey: Probably “the elite” us not included.

But…that’s not likely.

Eric: So…maybe they’re not bad enough?

Lacey: Yes.

Eric: Okay.

Let’s move on. Make it simple.

Is it in the best interest of the country?

Lacey: …No. Although…I get it.

Eric: So do I.

But it’s still a no.

Lacey: Yes.

So…it’s just a no, from us.

The thing is…I wish-

Why can’t we have real discussions about it?

Eric: I actually don’t know!

Because it wouldn’t make things worse.

…I worry this country is too screwed-up.

A lady at a church (?): Do we even have a country?

Eric: *Laughs*

I hope so.

Remember when it used to be a clear yes? And no, I don’t mean it’s Donald Trump’s fault. I mean something evil has happened.

We still have a country. But…it’s not what it was.

Lacey: Why…kill them? Even if it’s more efficient.

Why not just deport them?

A man who died in one of the camps: You’re right.

They should have amped up deportation DECADES AGO.

Lacey: That’s so true it makes me want to cry!!

WHAT THE HELL!?

I’ve wondered that for years. Truly.

Why do people in this country never address things before it’s too late?

A lady in a church: I actually agree.

Lacey: We could have just been…normal.

Made immigration more difficult. But not…pure evil.

Made it harder to stay here, illegally…but not resort to this.

A Republican: Kay, the Democrats wanted votes.

Lacey: SO WHAT!?

Aren’t Democrats Americans?

A lady in church: *Nods*

Lacey: I’m serious!

Aren’t Democrats supposed to be Americans!?

A Republican: Who are the Democrats?!?

Lacey: YEAH!

And I refuse to group all Democrats together into one big group. Because it’s not that simple.

So who are they?

A Republican: They’re the same people who are “the elites”.

*He nods*

The same exact people!

Lacey: And they let the bad guys in, from one specific area…of the world…mostly-

I feel like…Somalia baffles these people.

Because…-

I mean, it’s not just Hispanics.

Anyway…-

They let all these people in for cheap labor and votes.

A Democrat: I think the cheap labor was the Republican Party.

Lacey: YES!

Anyway…-

So now what?!?

A Hispanic: We should make an “elite” people concentration camp.

A lady in church: I cannot think that will work.

A Hispanic: Okay! But how do we get rid of them!?

Bobby: YOU CANNOT SHOOT LACEY AND HER FAMILY.

A Catholic: *Laughs*

Bobby: No! I’m serious.

They don’t deserve it.

None of them.

A lady in church: Do you?

Bobby: *Shrugs*

A Hispanic woman: I’m only half serious.

Lacey: Would I count?

Another woman in her class: Who does count?

A Hispanic woman: Okay, maybe it’s a bad idea.

A lady in church: Yeah.

The CEO of L’Oréal: How do we get out of this?

A Hispanic woman: *Laughs*

You almost can’t.

*She shrugs*

Lacey: I tell them stuff like this a lot.

The CEO of L’Oréal: She does.

Yeah, I hear you. I’m fucked.

A Hispanic woman: Why did you go along with it!?

The CEO of L’Oréal: I don’t have a choice.

Lacey and I are trying to work on…redirecting things.

It ain’t easy!

A Hispanic woman: How many of their are you?

The CEO of L’Oréal: About a dozen.

We’re some of the smarter people. So there’s that. But that’s also a problem…

Lacey: She’s white. The woman I talk to there. And she’s Republican, somewhat.

But…-

Another Republican: They’ve made the camps more humane. And something is better than nothing.

But, Lacey is hinting at the real problem.

Actually, she often explains all the real issues.

Eric: Some people really do think…the Hispanics are…the scum of the Earth. And they may even add the Somalians to that, as well.

We can’t do anything about that. We can’t make them feel differently. We can…try? And we do! We can…try to make incremental improvements. And we do!

But…they earnestly believe they’re in the right. They REALLY do.

…*He shrugs*

Lacey: *Nods*

Political Polarization.

And where did that start? That’s been concerning political scientists for decades.

Jim: What have you all done?

Eric: We’ve managed to convince them to…not torture people in the camps as much. At least somewhat.

Casi (?): NOT ENOUGH!

Definitely not impressed.

A lady reading this: Who is Casi?

Eric: She’s from the perfume community.

Lacey first started writing this blog, over a decade ago, to have fun. Really.

Just to analyze perfume. She made…over 400 posts? Just about perfume.

And she called it “Keen to Cross the Pond” because she was being eccentric. To make a long story short.

But by 2016 it became impossible. And so she resorted to writing about her life.

Casi is a woman in the perfume community who hates her. Really hates her. And there are more than two of them named Casi?

Lacey left the perfume community within the last year for good. She still has her collection. And she uses it. But, she’s not a part of their community anymore. It’s too….hurtful, at this point.

Casi (?): Why am I the weirdo?

How is saving…a thousand people…and making the evil just a small fraction less evil…impressive?

Catholics in Minnesota: *Snoring, fast asleep*

Eric: We haven’t been able to do more.

Casi (?): HA!

Sad.

Another one of Lacey’s haters: Umm…nobody thinks that!

Nobody is thinking what “Casi” just said!

Another Hispanic woman: Ha!

I agree with Casi!

A woman who’s related to Lacey who hates her: Yup.

She’s a victim.

*She laughs*

Such a victim. Right?

Another Hispanic woman: *Thinks*

Yet another hater: She’s so embarrassing! Right?

A random person who has been reading this: Wow!

Another Hispanic woman: She’s not a victim!

*She starts laughing*

The relative in Lacey’s family who hates her: FUCK YOU, LACEY!

Another Hispanic woman: YES! FUCK YOU, Lacey.

Wait.

What!?

You think I’m talking to her?

The relative in Lacey’s family who hates her: She’s a jerk.

She’s so out of touch.

A Hispanic woman: *Looks confused and then laughs*

You’re nuts!

*She laughs again*

I was talking TO YOU!

Lacey’s relative who hates her: You cannot be talking TO ME.

*she laughs and shakes her head no, as if she’s in shock*

The Hispanic woman: OH, BUT I AM!

Bobby: She’s white trash!

The WHOLE FAMILY IS COMPLETELY TRASH!

The Hispanic woman: *Laughs*

I doubt it.

What’s your problem?

Lacey’s relative: I’m nice.

A Hispanic woman: Have you been helping my people?

Lacey’s relative: No!

But she’s sharing this to sound…good.

*She laughs*

A Hispanic woman: Wow!

You’re an idiot.

Lacey’s relative: I’m sorry?

A Hispanic woman: That makes no sense.

Logically speaking, what you’re saying makes no sense.

Lacey’s relative: I think I’m done here.

A Hispanic woman: WHAT!?

Lacey’s relative: You can go now.

A Hispanic woman: What!?

Lacey’s relative: Are you a Hispanic?

A Hispanic: Lacey’s relative, are you a victim?

Lacey’s relative: Yes!!

Of my family.

My parents were very dogmatic people. We grew-up with money. But…they’re jerks.

A Hispanic woman: You’re jealous she slept with Vladimir Putin or you want one of her boyfriends.

Lem: *Laughs*

Lacey’s relative: No.

Lem: Lacey’s doing everything she can.

She really is!!

Some would say she’s doing too much.

A Hispanic woman: Why can’t they save us?

Elon Musk: Because…they’re WOMEN. Okay. There’s your answer.

*He shrugs*

Now I suppose I’ll have to explain why her husband Mark isn’t involved.

*He rolls his eyes*

Because we didn’t hire him. Right? *He laughs*

No, I’m joking. This part is fiction.

…Clearly.

But it’s true.

We have few men who are truly doing much of anything to help them.

*He shrugs*

It’s Lacey, and a few other intelligent women, who are doing the best.

I don’t think you all understand. I’m sorry.

Lacey: Why aren’t more men against it?

Elon Musk: I do try. I’m one the few.

They don’t want to listen.

Why? Well…-

*He thinks.*

A perfume collector in the community: So L’Oréal…works with Lacey…to help the immigrants in the camps?

L’Oréal: Yes.

She’s not a bad person, I’m sorry.

A perfume collector in the community: Does Eric work for L’Oréal?

Eric: I buy L’Oréal. So do you! I can tell. Don’t lie!

Wow.

Yes, I do. My mom is…involved with that company. Long story.

Don’t assume they’re all good people. But a few really are.

Jim: Why is Elon Musk helping Trump’s opponents?

Casi (?): I think he’s a scammer.

Have you heard how the Tesla trucks start on fire?

Jim: No.

Huh.

So you don’t like Tesla?

Casi (?): *Thinks*

*Looks angry, and pouty*

Jim: Huh.

Why don’t you support Trump anymore?

Elon Musk: Oh! I still do!

Jim: *Looks stunned*

*Thinks*

A Hispanic woman: Why can’t you do more?

L’Oréal: Because it’s not humanly possible.

We really are trying!

Dr. Harles: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Why say something like that!?

Do you want help!?

I understand you deserve it. We all do! But…you sound tone deaf.

A Hispanic woman: *Fumes and cries*

Okay! Thank you!!!

Dr. Harles: Are you in the camp?

A Hispanic woman: No.

I’m the victim though. Not you.

Dr. Harles: Yeah!

But you’re rude!

A Hispanic woman: *Shrugs*

Dr. Harles: Where are all the other sane people!?

L’Oréal: Dead.

No! I’m serious.

Within the last ten years, a lot of people who knew better have died. In all honesty, I’m in my 60’s. And Lacey’s father was born in 1894.

*She laughs.*

The people who have replaced us, are all…

Lem: Yes.

Lacey’s doing all she can.

Actually…she once tried to help organize the protests in Minnesota. To be more effective.

Right after that, Alex got shot. And so did Renee Good.

Do you know why? Because so much hatred has been directed at her…that the protesters themselves…rejected her help. Violently so. …And then they did worse, until she detached herself.

Casi (?): No!

The CIA: Yes.

She had to stop paying attention.

It’s all energetic.

A reader: What did she tell them to do?

Lem: She was going to make the protests…better organized, on the ground. She had military strategies she was going to implement.

And yes, obviously they were good ideas.

A reader: Like what?

Lem: Do you think she’s making this all up?

A reader: No. And yet yes?

But I hate her, regardless. That’s why I read her blog.

Yet another reader: What were her ideas!?

Lem: She had them on very strategic blocks, in relation to ICE. It was all very clever.

I’m too distracted to go into it, but it would have been effective. Caught international attention, to an unusual degree. And…done a lot of good.

Kasey: What were they doing wrong?

Lem: They kept trying to ambush them, sort of.

*He laughs.*

Actually, it reminds me of the strategy used in the Anglo-Zulu War. By “my” side.

We didn’t understand how…dangerous, certain psychological situations can be.

Lacey: That’s a great insight!

I see the similarities.

Eric: Let’s let this be a blog studying the Anglo-Zulu War. From now on.