Alma

Coco Chanel wire an Alma.

Golden Light by STRFKR plays.

Who would God have liked Lacey’s mom to be? Coco Chanel?

But…people don’t always comply.

Why Coco Chanel? Because they both understand the flow…of…life.

“She would have lost her aristocratic authenticity. On my side.” says Coco smiling.

To Coco Lacey’s “terrorizing personality” isn’t real. She smiles.

“Her daughter with Tommy Banks…is so…frumpy!” says a French woman.

“But she’s so beautiful!” says another French woman. “She’s exquisite!”

“Yes!! Isn’t it funny!?” says the first French woman smiling fondly.

And suddenly…Coco Chanel would have become lovable. Not just loved…but lovable. …It was an edge Coco didn’t want to lose. She couldn’t turn into a squishy, warm…mummy. Even if she was entirely capable of it.

“A lot of the confusion of the 1960’s was in trying to make women like me…squishy.” says Coco Chanel. “It was grotesque, how it panned out.” She thinks. “And then these new women…were increasingly awkward ever thereafter.” She thinks. “Lacey isn’t. But that’s her native language.”

Golden Light plays.

“Coco Chanel’s daughter?!?” said Joe Kennedy Jr. in 1996. “She could have been Coco Chanel’s daughter?!?”

“Organize! Organize against Lacey!” says Bobby Kennedy Jr. in the Illuminati in 2016.

“She’s had all of her weapons taken away from her. And they are her weapons!” says Coco Chanel. “No, she’s…dangerous. But…you don’t destroy a native dangerous person.” She thinks. She chuckles. “And…maybe I was far more dangerous than you can ever imagine.” She thinks. “A woman can be both perfectly feminine and extremely deadly.” She smiles fondly. “I would have known a Lem my age was straight too.”

And…then…why?! Because…his father probably had an affair with Coco Chanel. And Joe Jr. thought it was cool. Especially when he saw Lacey and thought she was extremely beautiful too.

“Joe!! We’re dead!! Be careful.” said Kick in 1996.

“I’m not a pervert!” yelled Joe Jr.. “Stop bothering me!”

“Joe!! No. I’m trying to help!!” yelled Kick.

Can You Hear Them Sing by Cemeteries plays.

“But she’s not Coco Chanel’s daughter. No. Poor thing.” said Joe Jr. sadly.

“She’s mine!” yelled Lem. But he wasn’t heard. He panicked.

And so Joseph Patrick Kennedy Jr. fell in love with Lacey. Truly in love.

Over by Electric Guest plays.

But…she’s possibly capable of being Coco Chanel’s daughter. And…Joe Jr. didn’t understand what that meant.

Lacey isn’t Brett Ashley. Or Brett from Virginia at a beautiful country club.

“But she wears Brooks Brothers men’s sweaters.” says Joe Kennedy Jr. in protest.

“The French are idiots!” said a perfume collector to Lacey in 2021 or was it 2019? Maybe…that was dangerous. Who overheard? Dead and alive.

“Joe…why does she wear Brooks Brothers men’s sweaters?!” says a Bill who’s a Millennial.

“Oh, I know. They’re from her conquests. But…big deal!” says Joe Jr..

“But Joe…they’re my sweaters. Or Louis’s. Or Harold’s or Lem’s. And what’s even going on?! And…most importantly…would you even wear a Brooks Brothers sweater from 2020?!” asks Michael Rockefeller. “I would.”

Inside Out by Duster plays.

Joe thinks.

“Yes!!” he yells indignantly.

“They aren’t her conquests. That’s what they let her think.” whispers Elliott to Joe Jr..

Joe looks upset.

“Dad! Dad!!!” Joe Kennedy Jr. yells in fear and confusion.

There Is a Light That Never Goes Out by The Smiths plays.

“Why do you share?!?” asks a singer of Lem. “I don’t care who they are! Stop!!”

“Or maybe I stop sharing!!” yells Michael.

“But she needs me!!!” says Louis in sincere terror.

“What?! It’s all going to be fine in the end.” says Harold Loeb.

“Dad…do you need to stop being nice?” Harold Loeb’s daughter asks respectfully.

“Organize against Lacey!” says Bobby Kennedy Jr..

“Why?!” asks Joe Kennedy Jr.. “You can’t get her to wear your Brooks Brothers sweater?!?”

Kansas City Stomp by Jelly Roll Morton plays.

“She’s far prettier in person! But…yeah.” says Michael in a rage.

“That’s my sweater!” yells Lem. “That’s MY SWEATER!!!!”

“We had great sex around the time she started wearing my sweater. And…we still can and could. But her neck and head…were almost used to kill her after these photos were taken. And honestly…’great sex’ for us is…a bare minimum. …They just don’t understand. And it’s pathetic that I should have to say something as plebeian as ‘great sex.’” says Lem.

Suspirium by Thom Yorke plays.

“The good news is…she’s only with three others. And…I get along with them. And truthfully…she hasn’t slept with anyone but me for almost a year.” says Lem. “Why?! Because…I haven’t let her. Which is dumb. Because…I could have always done that.”

Michael Rockefeller thinks. “The thing is she’s already mine for eternity.“ he says. “Lem maybe really is the one that she’s supposed to be with for eternity but if it doesn’t work out with him, Louis has a shot maybe Harold does too…but I’m really the one that she’s with; that was decided last summer.”

The Sacrifice by Michael Nyman plays.

“These people…are…sacrificing…humans. They listen to the music; they play it, and then they sacrifice actual living human beings…like you and I.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr. to the American people.

Michael Nyman’s…The Sacrifice plays.

The Swimmer (from “Disconnect”) by Max Richter plays suddenly after that.

“Bobby why haven’t they sacrificed you yet? They sacrificed Lem. They sacrificed Harold. They’ve been trying to sacrifice Lacey. And they certainly sacrificed Michael. And they probably might’ve even tried to sacrifice Louis. …Why haven’t you been an acceptable sacrifice to these people in your entire life?” asks David Anthony Kennedy. “It could be that someone loves you. It could also be that there’s something very evil about you or it could be both…and that’s why what they do doesn’t mean anything other than their own self destruction…and yet…I don’t even know if they understand anymore what those words really mean.”

“OK you’re not my brother anymore, how about that?” says Bobby Kennedy Jr. indignantly.

“I think you’re missing my point! Bobby you’re missing the point and you don’t understand.” says David.

“You’re not better than me!” says Bobby to David.

“Then why did they try to kill me? I almost drowned before our father died and then in 1984 I died after being totally rejected by our family, possibly you more than anyone else.” says David. “I know you didn’t reject me?! You didn’t reject me?! Right! …How do you know how I perceived it?! You were never in Lem’s mind and you were never in my mind, you’re not God…you fucking idiot!!”

“Yeah…but I am unusually perceptive. I am an incredibly intelligent, gifted man. Everyone’s always said that it’s just true. …I have an incredible presence on camera and in person. I highly doubt that I don’t know exactly what happened in almost every way in every situation I’ve ever been involved in, or had any conscious awareness of.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr..

Midnight City by M83 plays as Millennials realize Bobby Kennedy Jr. is like an evil version of Michael Scott from The Office. And Toby is played by Bill Gates.

Steve Carell and Bobby Kennedy Jr. are the same height. Truly. And they’re built a lot alike.

“Brett and Joe are both about 6 feet. Seriously, they’re tall. I was somewhat taller too. Bobby was actually not. He was short. And Bobby…is Bobby Junior‘s father.” says JFK to explain.

“It was always jarring to realize how small and tiny your father actually was, Bobby. It was scary.“ says a man in his 90’s.

Vigilante Shit by Taylor Swift plays.

“Why?!” asks David.

“Napoleon. And rabbits.” says the man in his 90’s brutally.

“So whatchu want…princess?!” asks Lacey Banks bitingly as I Walk The Line by Halsey plays.

“Yeah OK I moved-we moved her body a little bit when she fell down the stairs. We literally moved her body a little bit. Because when she had sex with Lem or my uncle, we always listened through our Illuminati privileges and we get in on it because it’s a fun world and we can do that!!! So we were able to throw her down the stairs by moving her hands and arms and body, in a natural way, and so she almost died…and she didn’t…but still she almost died and…in a sense that was really nice of me.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr. about Lacey.

Rumour Has It by Adele plays.

“Now…I want to know why…you killed my father!!!” says Bobby Kennedy Jr. like he’s Tom Cruise in A Few Good Men. “Nevermind my uncle!!” Joe Kennedy, son of Bobby Kennedy…eats a hotdog with aplomb. Looks intrigued. It’s unclear if he’s evil or his brother’s babysitter.

Myth by Beach House plays.

“Why Brooks Brothers?!” asks a hater from North Dakota.

“Are you worried about sweatshop labor?” asks Lacey.

“Yes and no.” says the hater from North Dakota.

“Then I have no idea how to respond.” says Lacey.

“It’s awkward as heck!!” yells a short male hater from Texas.

“How is it awkward?” asks Michael Rockefeller.

“Because…she’s…awkward!” yells the hater from Texas.

“Does she look awkward…really?!” asks Michael. “She was wearing braces for the second time here and…yet…her face. It’s not awkward. How do you dumbasses not get it?! She dresses in Brooks Brothers because there are no good decent clothes left!!.” He thinks. “Sweeter, softer chin line. Even prettier.”

“Brett why are you dating Jack?!? Even in your head?!?” asks an Asmat.

I’m Sending You Away by M83 plays.

“See my plan, because i know you’re curious so I’ll explain it to you, is probably to try to get Michael Rockefeller…to date Brett because then Lem can finally be honest about the fact that he really was gay. You know maybe he had his mannerisms double wrong.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr.. “Like you know maybe he was pretending to pretend. …I think people could be that complex! …I am an incredibly complex person. You don’t know the kind of complex people that are running this world; they’re incredibly complicated. It’s…it’s I lose my patience with them because I’m really just a very extraordinary, elite, ordinary man.”

“Yeah, but Bobby like…you tried to kill your aunt. Like…do you do you do you recognize that what you’re doing is incredibly destructive to your self and others?” asks a camera man.

“OK let me try to explain it to you because I know it’s complicated. It’s like moral calculus, right? …I am a very extraordinary soul. I don’t mean to brag, but if I did, you’d hate yourself. There are a lot of men that would like to be me. …Ahhh, and you know sometimes I look back at different things in my life and I think, ‘Wow! Wow, that was bad.’ I guess you could say theoretically that it was wrong. …But, but here’s where you’ve got to stick with me now and remember…that I am your master in the process of understanding the wildness of my unruly heart and mind. You know the Irish have a saying, ‘You’ve got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your father was.’ I and I like to think of my journey in this crazy life that we’ve all been reborn into as one where you must learn to plant evil seeds in the ground. Walk away.” He pauses to think. “And then just do something completely different. And you know if you wake up in the morning and you think to yourself, ‘I still really hate that person and wish they were dead!’ or ‘I’d like to have half an affair this afternoon but I’ve got a cold. So we will have to see!’ Right?! Because people get colds sometimes and you know I’d like a little sympathy once in a while when I get sick. …You probably would too! I guess I don’t know. I have no idea what it’s like to be you when you’re sick and I mean do you suffer like I do? I kind of doubt it, but maybe. But regardless of whether or not you’ve had any human experience like I have, the point that I’m trying to make is that you don’t have to be evil, even if your evil tree has grown yet. So little grasshopper, essentially-“ he smirks. “ you can choose to be good. You can choose to be good any day of the week Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday…Saturday… Hey! All the days of the week! But it takes an an enormous amount of satanic human interaction, and really just a profound respect for your human dignity…which I guess is what Christianity is all about but then I can’t do that anymore because it’s just not allowed. And I never break the rules when they’re fun time rules. I like to have fun! I’m a really fun guy. That’s part of what’s both so…ordinary and extraordinary about me. Both. I mean I really am both. I am both extraordinary and ordinary and sometimes I do good.” He looks terrified by something unseen, starts almost hyperventilating. “And then I do evil I do evil I do a lot of evil I am incredibly profoundly evil, I promise.” His breathing calms. “And that’s my dichotomy. That is the dichotomy of my mind. So I men like my father, Lem Billings, who is really tall, are actually fairies that fly through the air and conceive wild magical boys like me. But then there are men like my father, Bobby Kennedy, who get shot he got shot, and that was evil.” He shakes for some unknown reason. “But I am, I’m not like him. I will never be shot, and I am profoundly evil, even though…”. He pauses and smiles like a loving father. “My evil tree…has not yet…grown.”

Let Go by Frou Frou plays.

“Umm…dude that sounds like a reference to your balls. It sounds like you’re saying your balls haven’t dropped yet.“ says a Millennial to Bobby Kennedy Jr..

“What if they haven’t in a way?!” says Bobby Kennedy Jr. with an attempted air of perversion. “You know?! I mean we’re spiritual beings, so what if they are physically present but they’re not really there in reality?!”

“Then your children wouldn’t be your children, Bobby.” says Bill Gates.

“You know I hate you because those are my children and now I have to go fight with my wife to try to explain to her that they are.” says Bobby to Bill Gates.

“Which wife Bobby?! The one that’s dead that you’ll have to talk to through the Illuminati or the one that you what haven’t seen for 10 years?! Your present wife Bobby didn’t conceive any of your children.” says Bill Gates.

“Do you know you’re really not old money you’re really not old money you’re really actually not old money. I don’t care if your mother was what a fake art historian who wore hats?! See I can sound elite too! …And why do you all were hats?! I don’t need to wear a hat. I have amazing hair. …And I’m sorry if that hurts your feelings but you don’t have my hair. Good hair runs in my family; get your own good hair family Bill.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr. to Bill Gates.

“Bobby I don’t want your hair. I just I don’t like the way you conduct yourself. I find it really upsetting.” says Bill Gates. “I mean we all have our moments where we regret some thing. I regret a lot of things. But I just don’t I don’t get I don’t get why you feel the need to be so genuinely evil and heartless towards people.”

“You’re in love with me aren’t you? You’re really genuinely just like-“. He pauses and smiles. “Bill Gates is in love with me, he’s in love with me! You’re in love with me! Bill you’re in love with me. I mean…you’re really just…insanely…terrifyingly in love with me.“ says Bobby Kennedy Jr. to Bill Gates.

“Yeah, you know I wonder if you’re projecting your feelings for me…onto me which sounds awkward but if you think through the words that I’m saying you might get some perspective on your life.” says Bill Gates like a counselor.

Harvest Moon – Satin Jackets Remix by Poolside plays.

“I’m not obsessed with Bill Gates. I mean I wrote him into my best-selling book which you can still buy by the way…and you should, you should buy it and read it front to cover. Every page! With a highlighter and a spiral notebook and a pen and take notes and think about it and pray about it! Use your crystals and lay them on the notebook. …But really, the book isn’t about Bill Gates. It’s about saving the world that God created. The world he created for you and me-Like me and you and your kids and me…and even Bill Gates. Even Bill Gates might be capable of getting into Heaven and that’s where I’m going. When I die I’m going to Heaven.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr..

Later.

Golden Light by STRFKR plays.

The Nesheims are…TERRIFYING. They truly are…the descendants…of the Vikings.

Tommy Banks didn’t necessarily create Lacey with…the same brand of Norwegian. They know she’s Norwegian and so she’s one of them. But…she’s…more sad, sensitive and romantic. She’s still brilliant at skiing and fishing though. They can sense that. …No, if she’s at all…illegitimate…she blended in fairly seamlessly. They’ll never know while they’re alive. Her father is a genius.

“And the above woman on our right is Lacey‘s cousin Linn, who has been extremely beautiful since she was about 16 and Lacey has been compared to her the entire time. So that’s Lacey‘s rival not Casi you fucking idiots!” Lem yells at the perfume community. “They’re not real rivals because they’re first cousins and they have the same name. That’s Linn‘s first name Linn is Lacey‘s legal middle name. Linn is wealthy Linn is old money too OK. They have nice things they’re wealthy, but Lacey is prettier and smarter. Linn is more obviously beautiful than Lacey is, however, and she’s incredibly good at getting along with people. They used to be closer before Lacey started becoming more beautiful, and obviously intelligent and Linn. And Lacey used to trust Linn and she doesn’t anymore. Because Lacey is an aging the same way that Linn is they may not even be blood cousins. They’re very different people even though people made them rivals in the family. And Linn was probably hurt by it and Lacey found the entire thing incredibly obnoxious and a compliment because I think she thinks Linn’s gorgeous just objectively not because Lacey is queer because she’s not blind. But obnoxious…because Lacey really doesn’t like competition and really doesn’t like rivalry and couldn’t figure out why they were being pitted against each other when they’re so dramatically different fundamentally as people.” says Lem. “And so as Lacey aged when she became more obviously beautiful, especially when she was married…things became rather bitter and Lacey was very hurt because she didn’t know why.”

“Lacey is more beautiful but she’s damned. Linn…is very beautiful and hopefully she’s not damned.” says Michael.

“The point is though Casi didn’t threaten Lacey by taking Chanel 22. If Linn had taken Chanel 22 it winter threatened Lacey because she would’ve had some inkling at that point that she was just as beautiful as Linn. If not more so, because she got an objective opinion. But it would’ve hurt her it would’ve hurt Lacey because Linn could wear Chanel 22. She is that beautiful. Casi is not. Not that Lacey could be threatened really anyway, but it would have hurt her, it would’ve been hurtful to her because Linn actually is that beautiful. Whereas with Casi it was just more terrifying, sick deranged, and ahh scary, terrifying because it doesn’t make sense. You people seem like you’re genuinely insane.” says Lem.

“We are going to post pictures of Casi and Nancy and let you decide for yourselves, what they actually were thinking because as far as we’re concerned, these women are hideous even though both of them claimed to be grand beauties with literally perfect faces. And yes, Casi did steal Chanel 22 a lot of people in the perfume community did. And it’s not about the perfume. It’s about the fact that that was the only thing that she’s ever worn that felt like hers and it did suit her better than most people, certainly better than Casi certainly better than anyone in the Perfume community alive right now.” says Michael.

“Well, Lacey contorts her face to hide her beauty because she was molested. Linn probably wasn’t molested and that’s…you know kind of gross and weird that doesn’t happen in elite. Kids and elite families are never molested. That’s not some thing that happens. And you know if children are molested in an Irish Catholic family. It probably just happened at church. I highly doubt Lacey is that beautiful even though she’s controlling her face…and at the end of the day, we’ll see. I have a feeling, Casi probably looks looks better than either of them, and Nancy will blow us out of our minds.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr. seemingly sincerely and without humor.

“She truly thinks that she’s a combination of Linn and I or something even better but the truth is she doesn’t have my gentle beauty. She doesn’t have my innate glistening beauty and she doesn’t really have Linn’s striking besuty. She isn’t beautiful really unfortunately as either of us.“ says Lacey objectively. “And she is arrogant as fuck and poor as dirt, but violently pretends that it’s the opposite.”

“She’s also had an incredible amount of plastic surgery. She’s definitely had plastic surgery on her nose and she’s lost a lot of weight and when she stands she looks like a scarecrow.“ says Lem. “But don’t tell her that her she’ll just claim that she’s not photogenic like Lacey even though that’s asinine. She literally claimed that and to also be more old money than Lacey directly to Lacey. Very aggressively.”

“Casi likes to drastically Photoshop, her face and her photos to look like Lacey obsessively at this point, but the truth is she’s hideous looking in person. You can kind of tell that from the photos if you have a brain that isn’t poisoned by your poverty, ambivalence and ego. Or if you have a brain and you’re rich, and you’d rather not die and go to Hell.“ says Louis Hill Jr. in a righteous rage. “Right now the Internet as much as her phone is being rigged up to protect Casi from Lacey from being able to point out to you how dumb you all are because you’re too scared of your stupidity.”

“The one that I’ve circled is the one that looks like Lacey. Casi has a huge nose. She’s a truly hideous looking woman compared to Lacey. She’s like a demonic hell hole compared to Lacey, and there is nothing there to sympathize with you fucking freaks. I have tried to say this so many times and you have cut me off Bobby and the Illuminati because this is the level of women that you can fuck with your shit body and shit brains. And you can feel sorry for her because she’s all or she’s a little less than your average fuck…and so you feel sorry for her Bob because she’s not quite at your level. She’s probably fucking taller than you the dumb bitch.” says Michael Rockefeller.

“See she actually really does have a hideous face, and Lacey knows that because she followed her before she started being obsessed with Lacey and editing her face like the one that we’ve circled here again, and as you can see from the other circle and the other photo circled that’s what this woman really wants to look like. But it’s obvious those are Photoshopped. Lacey could do the same thing to her own face and actually after I say this, she will, Casi and you’ll realize that you’re totally full of shit if you have a brain and you’re reading this…which I’m sure you are not because you’re in love with Lacey because you literally want to kill Lacey for being so infinitely superior to you that you can’t live with yourself anymore.” says Michael Rockefeller. “And you’re right, Casi we don’t like your big fat boobs because they’re fat boobs like a cow. You look like a goblin from hell you’re not actually even that pretty in the photos that you photo shopped and I really hope that neither of you two women kill yourselves if you’re reading this, and suddenly realize what assholes are making of yourselves to the entire universe.”

“Just to clarify the woman, whose pictures you just saw, Casi, who is altering her face in almost every photo some more drastically than others and really she looks hideous in real life as Michael has so kindly pointed out, is who Mr. blue has set, spiritually the entire world to follow. Nancy probably would’ve been a better choice and he did dabble in Nancy’s spirituality a little bit but it’s mostly Casi that we are all essentially being led by so everything wrong with Casi is manifesting in the entire world through the Illuminati and I will take responsibility for my role in this mess, but I will not take responsibility for doing something that dumb if I had nothing to do with it.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr..

“Did you think that Nancy would be a better choice because she was Catholic Bobby?” asks a Catholic.

“I don’t really want to discuss that I don’t want to discuss that but let’s just say that that would’ve probably been a far more hospitable ah…choice.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr..

“That sounds good to me. That makes sense to me.“ says the Catholic woman.

“You may be thinking what a silly thing to do but the truth is when Lacey tries to alter her face she ends up looking ugly. Her-because she really almost does have a perfect face. What you’re seeing here is her altering her appearance to the same degree that Casi and Nancy are altering theirs.” says Michael.

“And for Nancy, who is probably thinking ‘Oh my gosh this is what this woman really looks like!’ or Casi who is like, ‘And she still beautiful and that’s the thing there’s no difference !’ there is a difference!” says Lem.

“Oh my gosh…I bet her family really is smarter than me I mean I have my masters in psychology from Johns Hopkinsville University of Iowa, but I mean maybe it’s possible.” says Nancy.

“Yeah, let’s just do a real quick side-by-side comparison so you two can finally enjoy feeling like the pieces of shit that you two actually are.” says Lacey.

“I don’t think she took it the way you two were intending if you have any innocence in you at all, if it’s even possible for you to really have actual character that’s good and innocent.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr. to Casi and Nancy.

“How does she think we meant it?“ asks Casi.

“Oh, you’re trying to murder me and steal all of my money and my soul because that’s what you’re really doing whether you mean to or not.” says Lacey.

“So you’re not worried about like getting confused yourself at all…you’re more just upset that like society is enabling us to be such thieves.” says Casi.

“I’m scared that one of you two might try to rob me especially when I get my money from the oil or that you might try to hold someone in my family hostage. I think you’re probably both narcissist clinically, if not sociopaths potentially.“ says Lacey. 

“I agree with Lacey. I think that you two are capable of starting a nuclear war for real and thinking you are the victim. …Because in your minds, as long as people are nice to you at all, you’re like God himself. You can do whatever you want, it’s OK.” says JFK to Nancy and Casi.

“It’s OK hot Spanish woman and big boob Casi those other women Bernice you weren’t that pretty they’re just fucking-Norses.” says a white trash CIA operative. “They look like two women that are that fucking ugly name, Bernice you dumb bitches, you should’ve led with that.”

“No they don’t. Linn and Lacey are breathtakingly beautiful and Casi and Nancy look insane when you put them side-by-side and compare them.” says a Millennial woman seriously. “And that’s just like objectively true. And subjectively true. It’s just true. What do you want for me? It’s just reality.”

“Let’s do more collages so they can have a little bit more of a reality check about how desperate they are to seem like the Nesheims because they followed Lacey cause she innocently decided to collect perfume.” says Michael Rockefeller.

“Why does a perfume community lie about what actually happened?! You all were obsessed with the house superior she seemed and then you blew it.” says the CIA to the perfume community. “And then you hoped against hope that what Nancy, you breeze dreams like air that what Nancy, that she really was just Benicio on some magical fairy land up your ass.”

“I’m sure Nancy thinks that she looks like Linn now because she talks like her but she doesn’t you don’t look like my cousin Nancy. Linn’s never had plastic surgery on her face, at least. She hasn’t needed to. Linn just is that beautiful and you don’t even look that good yet. You would still have to change a lot to look like Linn.“ says Lacey.

“The following one is meant to trick your eye. Lacey is hunched over. Linn is younger with her hair up. Nancy is trying desperately to look more mature and old money than Lacey and ‘we’re beautiful’ and almost ‘we’re old money and snobby.’ Poor Casi has Photoshopped the shit out of her face…to the point where she looks exquisite in a way that I hope her soul will be able to be at some point when she’s dead.” says Michael Rockefeller. “But can you tell who’s who?! Serious question. Because why are we in this shit hole?”

“You’re ahh…pretty butt you don’t…do your self up like those two. And I have to give them points for trying.” says a white Gen. X man in the middle class serving up sass to seem cool.

“She was hiking with her family when that photo was taken. Lacey not a ‘sexy momma’ like the other two nor not a perverted freak like you apparently.” says Michael Rockefeller.

“Yeah how about if we give our brains a break and look at Lacey and Linn for just a moment enjoy their beauty before we explain to Casi and Nancy kindly what’s wrong with their faces?” says Lem.

“You know I think what bothers me, if I’m not a perverted freak, is…why are these two so superior?! Genuinely superior. I I cannot as a middle-class man in America having grown up in the 50s and 60s handle it. It’s really hard for me to handle. I’m older than you think and no it’s just really difficult to handle that that they really are that elite and that beautiful and everything else at the same time. It feels like I’ve been lied to.” says the Gen. X man in his own defense.

“Did I detect a hint of stupidity in what you said, if that’s your explanation? Because no, Lacey and Linn put-out probably not to someone like you with inferior genes because that’s called being human and science being real. Oh, and if you get angry about it babe, then you’re the reason why the country is falling apart because of assholes like you that think they know a hell of a lot more than they do.” says Lem.

“Yeah I’m not interested in fucking you, except you’re right. I am really good in bed but umm that’s not something you’ll ever experience. Can you handle that or will that make your eternity a hell hole because if it does, then there’s something wrong with your brain.” says Michael to the Gen. X man.

“OK let me begin your chin. Casi is too sharp for the rest of your face.“ says Michael Rockefeller. Your nose is overall too large, too wide, and too dominant. Because there’s something wrong with your soul, your eyes look constantly demonic, and every photo you have ever taken.Because there’s something wrong with your soul, your eyes look constantly demonic, in every photo you have ever taken. And that’s not a compliment. Your eyes look gross. You you think they’re really beautiful and they’re not you don’t have beautiful eyes Casi. They’re tiny, angry, mean, gross little, rotting eyes. …Even with makeup Casi, you can’t give yourself cheekbones like Lacey and there’s no way plastic surgery can do it either because they’d have to destroy your body in your face in a way that they can’t and shouldn’t. Your lips aren’t terrible, but they’re a little ugly. Your eyebrows aren’t terrible, but they’re obviously inspired by Lacey. In the past you didn’t care about your eyebrows until you started obsessively watching her like a freak. And you know that your forehead is like an onion. It’s big and shiny and round. Your eyes are too close together. Your face is far too long.” says Michael Rockefeller.

“She’s going to think that you’re just trying to sleep with her because…it’s like…what you’re saying it’s like obviously…can’t be…I mean even if it’s true it’s like obviously you’re just trying to sleep…with her right?” says a Millennial.

And at that point Bobby Kennedy Junior gets freaked out but it’s unclear why.

“No I’m not trying to sleep with her. I’m trying to explain to her what’s actually like scientifically wrong with her face.” says Michael.

“But why would you need to do that right now if you have any good reason at all?” asks the middle class Millennial in rage.

“I’m gonna just ignore you because I think you’re really just working satanically on Casi’s side to destroy the entire earth.” Michael says to the middle class Millennial. “What else is wrong with your face? It looks like a square with a chin that’s too sharp on the bottom tiny beady little eyes, a huge obnoxious abrasive, nose, and lips that are violent. And there’s nothing you can do to alter that. The roundness you saw that looks like Lacey is mathematical…but it’s also really slight and you were being incredibly malignantly narcissistic to think that you looked like Lacey almost at all. As in you really look nothing alike, but there’s a minor similarity that you fixated on because it’s the one thing that Lacey is most insecure about and it’s actually in her being upper class and you it’s being white trash.As in you really look nothing alike, but there’s a minor similarity that you fixated on because it’s the one thing that Lacey is most insecure about and it’s actually in her being upper class old money and in you it’s being white trash.” says Michael to Cassandra Harr.

“The following photo is fake. Casi on the right, doesn’t look like that and she’s photoshopped her face and made herself with her hair to look like she has cheekbones that she doesn’t have and facial proportion proportions that are different than what she has as well because her face is large and long. What are you about to see in the following photo is Lacey superimposed on another person’s neck and hair, and Lacey’s neck and her are actually far more beautiful and she had braces in the photo and she had just fallen three months before the photo was taken down the stairs. But Casi is going to seem far more beautiful than she is and Lacey is going to seem far less beautiful than she is in reality. But even in the side-by-side comparison, you will see that Casi really does look like white trash shit and and there’s nothing else I can do about it she will never be as beautiful or as grand or as opulent or as breathtaking as Lacey because that’s not what’s in her heart that’s not what’s in her head and that’s not what her face and soul look like. Maybe when Casi is dead God can help her but alive that’s not what she was born with. That’s not who she is.” says Lem.

“What’s wrong in this photo is that again Casi has hideous eyes that are too close together. Her nose is too prominent. She doesn’t really have cheekbones that are all that beautiful if she has any at all. It looks like Casi but it’s still not as beautiful as Lacey at her worst.” says Lem.

“In defense of white trash. They are not all shit not all of them are sexually inappropriate with cats.“ says Michael Rockefeller seriously and honestly. “And now the photos of Linn and Lacey that we promised.”

“No the thing is…is…Lacey is wearing size 00 relatively inexpensive jeans. I mean I don’t know they were like cheap but and then her coat is probably from Reiss. It was brand new, but still it was just from Reiss. And her scarf was probably brought over from a missions trip somewhere too. …I don’t even know somewhere over in somewhere in India, possibly or around about those parts. It’s real but it was purchased on site which is why Lacey bought it but it therefore was cheaper too.” says Lem.

“Seriously you people have a problem!” says a Gen. Z queer activist in a desperate Valley Girl voice.

“No we don’t have a problem you have a problem; you’re looking for an excuse to feel sorry for yourself!” says Nelson Rockefeller.

“That’s Casi with her on slightly hourglass to be more triangle, body and her ugly face.” says Michael. “Made ugly by the fact that it’s obvious that she thinks way too highly of herself and doesn’t see the violent flaws in her face and body.”

“The above is what this woman Casi actually looks like. Except for her nose. If you see her videos when they’re not filtered or she hasn’t had a nose job her nose is hideous. We don’t really know if she’s had a nose job or not. But she doesn’t look all that pretty at all. OK? Casi can trick the camera, she can alter the photo, but she doesn’t look like Lacey even on a bad day. And now we’re gonna show you a photo of Lacey that isn’t what she looks like at all but is probably one of the worst photos Lacey has ever taken in her life and why are we showing it to you because you people are violent and pathetic!” says Lem.

“I think Patricia Highsmith’s novel was to get Jack off the hook for stealing real true love from the upper class, and I don’t wanna hear any bullshit from Evelyn Waugh and his communist novel either.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald.

“I am infinitely more beautiful than any of you in reality but because you’re so stupid and vain I am now going to post the worst photos I’ve ever taken and you will either realize that I am far prettier than you will ever be even when you’re at your absolute worst. Or what I’ll let you decide because you’re all the experts aren’t you? You know so much more about me than I know about myself in your minds according to you? Why am I warning you? Because I’m trying to be kind and I’m scared about how far you might actually go and hurt yourselves with your vanity if you don’t deserve to die.” says Lacey.

“And the above is what she actually looks like except she’s better looking than that because for some reason…they haven’t figured out how to expertly alter video as well as still photos when they’re attacking people like Lacey.” says Lem. “Theybe one or two more below just for you to see how stupid it is to keep challenging the truth.”