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Turns out…after the last post…the CIA is now legit worried Micheal Rockefeller has…never died or that he cloned himself. There’s a man Lacey knows who…is very similar. So similar it creeps Lacey out. Not because he’s creepy, but because if they’re just extremely similar, they look like they’re the same height, and they feel similar not the same but similar.

“It’s fascinating!” says Lacey. “Let’s discuss!”

Later.

“Why can’t you guys discuss that?“ asks Lacey.

“It could be him.” says a pleb.

“I think it’s his clone if it’s anything other than just a very similar person.” says Lacey.

“So then it might not just be a similar person. It could be…a person who is his clone…but has his own identity as well?” asks the pleb.

“Yes! So…it’s like…similar in some ways to how the Indians describe reincarnation. So…they create a clone…and then give the clone an identity that’s real. And then essentially…they turn their control over ‘themselves’ off and on.” says Lacey. “Except…it’s extremely unlikely. And…even if there’s a slight possibility it was likely done through incredibly advanced technology that’s most likely alien. Or through God Himself.”

“So…if it’s somehow technically possible…how…did Michael…do it!!?” asks Summertime Sadness genuinely fascination.

“Has he tried to approach you?!??” asks a guy Lacey knew in college.

“Yes! He was interested and I told him no.” says Lacey. “It’s likely not Michael.”

“He may not want to disturb his clone’s life.” says a pleb.

“They’re not identical.” says a woman who’s checked.

“No! But it feels weird to a lot of us.” says the Illuminati.

“So…the sun never sets on the British Empire.” says Lem.

“Why did he do it?!?” asks Casi.

“He hasn’t confirmed that he did. And I don’t know why.” says Lacey.

“How?!? Through very advanced technology.” says Micheal. “If I even did.”

“So he’s your cloak?!” asks a man.

Silence.

“Woah!!! What?!??” asks a friend of Lacey’s from college.

“Yeah! He’d be ah…dating Lacey if Michael himself had allowed it.” says Lem. “If…he’s Michael’s clone.”

“Dating her?!???” asks her friend from college.

“Yes!! He asked for her phone number and they’ve talked online. He was genuinely very interested.” says Lem.

Her friend from college goes into shock.

Bobby Kennedy Jr. is impressed but not freaked out.

“He’s scruffy by comparison and a lot thinner! But they’re oddly similar.” says Lacey.

“It’s not me.” says Michael.

“But if it is you, it’s not you it’s proof that are clones which probably have their own spirit and soul because God the Father exists and so even if we designed the clones and implanted them in a woman’s womb or even created that impression. Actually Jesus, The Holy Spirit and God the Father exists.” says Lacey. “But even if we did that, even if it was possible, they’re really not us even they’re your clone. They would be their own person because you can’t clone a human spirit and soul. Of course, that rests on this being Michael Rockefeller’s clone. Obviously if that’s not his clone then it’s not proof. But I would think that that principle would hold true on principle if I were to hazard a guess.”

“So what it was like being approached by Michael Rockefellers clone?!” asks Lacey’s friend from college.

“I’m not sure that is his clone. If it is, umm…there was a times when I have conversations with Michael as a ghost, and then this man brings up the same topic. …Or Michael will flirt with me in a certain way, and then this man flirts with me in the same way. It’s different though, almost like they’re twins, but they’re the same person, but they’re twins.” says Lacey. “They are even if he’s his clone, seemingly totally different people though. So their psychology could be completely different and yet there’s likely something that we don’t understand about how they’re similar.”

“What was it like?“ asks Nancy.

“We’ll, it’s not actually Michael and Michael could actually be dead even if he has a clone.” says Lem.

“So if Michael cloned himself, there’s a part of the Illuminati that’s very secret it’s like deep deep state or deep deeper deepest state. And some people are wondering if that’s what Mr. Blue was really trying to research by talking to Lacey.” says Lacey.

“And yet Michael probably might be dead like he actually died in an ordinary dead person way so then why did he clone himself?“ asks a pleb.

“Yeah, if there is a lower level Illuminati attacking Lacey, attacking Lacey was not the best way to figure it out even if you had some sense that she was somehow genetically superior and could lure the tip top in. So let’s just say, Michael Rockefeller is cloned. Let’s just say that he is a ghost too and he’s had a relationship with her, and she actually could be with him for eternity if it doesn’t work out with Lem. …Nevermind, there is still is a God and it is the God of the Bible. And you’ve got to learn to respect that in a Christian way. The actual Christian way that’s been Christian this whole entire time and always will be because the church will never be destroyed. And yes Christianity that Lacey has. The Christianity of England in 1934. Don’t contort that conspiracy theorists.” says Lem. “Just think about it. Could that have already been happening or did he double cross you against yourself?”

“No she’s sitting in my lap right now or she’s sitting in Lem’s lap, spiritually speaking. So she’s sitting in one of our laps in a way that people would have at a cookout on Memorial Day in 1978.” says Michael. “So it’s like you would have your girlfriend sitting on your lap in like a circle of friends outside in someone’s yard. So you could say it’s sexual, and it is, but it’s also just sort of safe and that’s where she’s going to be or in Louis’s lap for the rest of her life.”

“Why do you have to hold her like that?“ asks Lacey’s friend from college.

Later.

“Michael is enraged, I am too, but I’m also sort of confused.” says Lem.

“Why?!” asks Lacey’s friend from college.

“Why?! Why am I confused?! Because you’re married and you basically went on a date with Lacey and you were a horrible bore; you were rude you almost made her cry in public and you you made her sexually inferior to your sandwich.” says Lem.

Her friend from college laughs. “How did I make her sexually inferior to my sandwich?“

“She was sitting right next to you. She was trying engage with you, and you started sexualizing your roast beef sandwich, talking about it in loving, sexual terms. Literally. And at first she was just like well whatever he really likes his sandwich but then it was like the way you did it it seemed like you were somehow implying that she wasn’t quite as exciting or sensually arousing to you as your sandwich. Your friend looked at you and she thought, ‘Oh my gosh I’m not imagining things he really truly is more fascinated by his sandwich than by me.’ It was a very peculiar way that you said it. And honestly you’d kind of done stuff like that before and I think she started to get sick of it and it just felt kind of like…even if you thought she was really beautiful and you asked her out once maybe twice maybe just once…that it just it wasn’t worth it no matter how much she sometimes enjoyed talking with you you didn’t seem capable of truly loving her.” says Lem.

“My wife, might think that you’re more beautiful than her and honestly I think Lem is more than beautiful than me.” says Lacey’s friend from college.

“Well…and if you’re trying to imply something you’re right we are better looking a lot better looking. Can you handle that or does it just send you straight to Hell?” asks Lem.

“Not, not easily.” says her friend from college.

“Why?!” asks Michael. “Why did you ask her what it was like in a way like you were equals? You are very smart, but she actually was smart too and you couldn’t handle that either. In a way you loved it and it away you didn’t.”

“Is she smarter than me honestly?!” asks her friend.

“If she is, I am definitely not gonna tell you that, I’m sorry. If she’s not, then she’s still a genius or close to it. Can you handle that or not?” asks Lem.

“No I couldn’t. I couldn’t. I couldn’t handle it!” says Lacey’s friend from college.

“Why, though?! Why couldn’t you handle it?“ asks Lem.

“I think I wanted to be more special for egotistical reasons in the relationship than I thought would happen if I was with her.” says Lacey’s friend from college.

“You know it actually hurt her. It actually hurt her. Because when she went on that double date with you, that wasn’t really a double date she did have her hopes up and it just hurt. So stop walking around I guess thinking that she somehow never gave you a chance because that’s absurd.” says Lem.

“Is her husband threatened by you and Michael and Louis or not at all?“ asks her friend from college we’ll call William Devin.

“No, no, no, he’s not. There was one time when I slept with Lacey using her husband’s body. And he eventually knew. He did not give permission or consent to a demon, but he did give permission and consent at least eventually to me if I am a ghost and only if I am a ghost and only if I’m a ghost who God is allowing to interact with Lacey. Oh, with the idea being that he needed to have sex and they were married. With the idea being that he was able to be with his soulmate who is a woman and I was able to be with Lacey. …So so the idea being that her husband was able to be with his soulmate, spiritually, and even physically, possibly through a miracle of God, and I was able to be with Lacey and she was interacting with me in every way that she’s capable of interacting with me.” says Lem.

“Yep yeah if if that actually happened, then no there could easily be an antichrist.” Ron Craft.

“The thing is you guys have assumed that the dead are never in purgatory. The illuminati if they exist have definitely not assumed that.” says Lem.

“Umm…so she actually knows what you’re like in bed, Lem?! Like she’s actually possibly physically slept with you?!” asks William Devin.

“Yes she has. That was our first time together potentially.” says Lem. “She has-I mean she does physically experience our ghosts too though. She’s not making that up she literally physically experiences our ghosts.”

“I think that’s possible but what scares me is that what you’re saying is like driving down the value of being alive. And are you encouraging people to not give up hope in the end times, if there is such a thing in any way?!” asks William Devin.

“I can’t answer that, but I will say that I am trying to encourage people not to give up hope in God.” says Lem.

“Why don’t you just marry Michael Rockefeller’s clone?!” asks William Devin.

“Because I don’t want her having sex with my clone anymore than I want her having sex with Lem or really or anyone else other than me.” says Michael.

“You’ve got to give Michael up!” says a Millennial actress in the Illuminati. “He is not of your caste.”

“And who are you to decide that?! I sincerely hope you’re being silly because if you’re not you’re being incredibly stupid!” Says Michael Rockefeller.

“What in the world makes you think that you’re her equal you’re possibly far beneath her no, we just we don’t understand it. Because you-if you’re expecting her to think that you’re joking, when you easily might not be?” says Lem.

“ but then with Seay because her father that raised her is marrying someone she’s not gonna get as much of an inheritance, so I was just probably going to get us the oil because that’s what he told her that he was going to give her if he got married. So if we try to talk him into marrying, someone did knock her down a pig it didn’t work. I she’ll get less money but it doesn’t change her social class and she might actually forfeit the all rights anyway, depending on how her family reacts to everything.” says the Illuminati actress.

“Yeah, the amount of money she inherits is not what deems her social class. I’m sorry you’re clinging to that idiocy.” says Lem. “That’s a totally arbitrary distinction and always has been in America.”

“So you’re such a dick with all of Lacey‘s inheritance, begging her her father to marry people and then it wouldn’t even matter because she’s already inherited some thing and her social class doesn’t even change?” asks the actress. “How many dollars are you talking to every talking to other people too? Yeah, I’m probably talking to a couple people at the same time right now and you understand that people are reading your blog don’t.”

Later.

The first thing that you will see is Lacey with the so-called Bold filter. The second is without dirty hair no make up tired, terribly unphotogenic but it’s some approximation of her face. Actually she’s determined to keep proving her face for some reason right now as she’s been doing for years at this point but tonight, especially for some reason she is quite determined in particular.

“Could Michael’s so-called clone actually be the evil doppelgänger version of Michael in which case could he be the reason why we should never create clones? …Or is it possible that he’s really not evil and he’s actually sincerely sincere I don’t know I’m not sure but either way Michael was extremely intelligent and Lacey hopes that she’s not a babbling idiot and if it’s not Michael’s clone, that’s the reason why beyond the fact that it’s not Michael, it’s not even his clone.” says Lacey.

“Yeah, that really isn’t the sound of your voice. Your voice is far more feminine sounding when you’re being yourself with your voice. That being said, I think I should hasten to add that I talk about sex on this blog to out evil.” says Lem. “Anyway, your real voice is nice. But you do sound my age.”

More later.

Turns out if Lacey was speaking in her real voice she’d sound far too sexy. Because, not being loved, that was the only part of herself in that way she could preserve. So she has no way to temper it and make it non-Lem appropriate. Or non-Louis or non-Michael appropriate.

The thing is…Lacey is a Christian but she’s not an idiot peasant with a petty almost useless mind like Mr. Blue. Poor him! Truly, in a Christian empathetic sense.

“So your voice sounds like an aristocratic Marilyn Monroe. Can the peasants running Great Britain handle that?” asks Lem.

“Currently! They may currently be running the country. Does Rose Hanbury have a chin? Or does she shave little bits of it off to shove up King Silly-Willy’s asshole? Who runs his public relations? Is a future king or the CEO of an airline? …Where am I mistaken?” asks Lacey.

“Could I be that truly dumb?!” asks Prince Philip of Lacey.

“Yes!!! Oh my goodness, yes.” says Lacey. “But is that what’s going on or not?”

“I think the public relations are…more…than he can handle at the moment.” says Prince Philip.

“That’s terrifying. The British shouldn’t have to be the last bastion of sanity for the world. It’s exhausting.” says Lacey.

“If I end up suffocated by Mr. Blue and or Bobby and or some other Illuminati hater…I refuse to not love the British. What I will do is try to rescue my immediate family.” says Lacey.

“You don’t hate Rose. You just hate the evil she possibly represents.” says Lem.

“I hope not. But it’s unnerving.” says Lacey.

“What if Rose isn’t the evil one! Kate is. Or Camilla is.” says Lem. “Or William.”

“Then they’ll come close to ruining the country. Hopefully God won’t let them.” says Lacey. “They…need to think like Kings and Queens not peasants.”

“They are.” says Lem.

“Yes! But do they know that?!?” asks Lacey. “If the Illuminati is real they seem far too subservient. They shouldn’t have to care if Don Lemon likes them personally.”

“Yeah!! You know, I…I mean…they seem…nice.” says Don Lemon.

“Exactly! That’s so passive aggressive! …Why do they have to care if a journalist doesn’t lie them? And I actually doubt it’s because he’s Busch. Or African American. …I think he just feels indifferent about their aesthetic.” says Lacey. “And why do they have to care!!?”

“I don’t dislike them!” says Don Lemon.

“You might not. But…why…do you have such perverse powers given to you by the Illuminati?!?” asks Lacey. “You’re not a statesman. You’re a journalist.”

“You’re not a socialite either.” says Lem.

“Well not in the sense of like…Brett.” says Don Lemon.

“No! You’re supposed to be a real journalist!” says Lacey. “However charming and dapper you are as well.”

“Do you all understand that or not??” asks Lem.

“I’ll repeat myself: why…do you have such perverse powers given to you by the Illuminati?!?” asks Lacey.

“Aren’t you guys like the Bandy Brothers?!?” asks George Clooney laughing at Lacey with almost total assurance he’s right.

“No! That’s not true. I’m sorry.” says Lacey.

“Are you in that film?” asks George Clooney of Lacey.

“She may or may not be.” says Michael.

The demonic suffocation techniques are getting tiring to Lacey after about a year of them.

“So the term ‘liberal elite’ is bullshit and the British know that.” says an American independent.

“Yes! Or they used to. The liberal elite is extremely psychologically violent.” says Lacey. “They’re not real anymore. They’ve mostly literally died off. As in, the real liberal elite got old and died. Or they killed themselves somehow.” says Lacey to the American independent.

“Or they’re dying off.” says an aging American actor. “It’s still in process.”

More later.

“No, no Mrs. blue you are not Amal Clooney. Oh dear God help us please.“ says Lacey sincerely to God. “And if that’s disrespectful to God, if He shouldn’t have to worry about such things that I’m sorry dear God for bothering You.”

“Oh no!” says a black man sincerely.

Louis Hill Jr. nods in agreement with him.

“You’re not…going to try to start a communist uprising using Mrs. Blue’s ego as a woman?!” asks the black man in the They of the Illuminati.

“It’s not communism. Just being chill.” says the queer Gen. Z community organizer in the They of the Illuminati.

“So you’re doing away with the word communism?!?” asks Michael.

Later.

“The lie in the English language of the patriarchy is embedded win the English language by doing away with dictionary‘s and authors, and making everything grounded and meaningless nothing other than how we interpret it in the air in the sky in the clouda-ist-this.” says a English-imperative Feminist.

“So…it’s imperative we destroy English?!” asks a Millennial woman actor.

“Shush it’s working!” says the English-imperative Feminist.

“Why is she drinking?!?” asks Mr. Blue about Lacey.

“She’s drinking iced coffee.” says an anti-English-imperative feminist.

“But she’s laughing about something!” says Mr. Blue.

“No, she’s not! She’s enjoying her iced coffee and you’re reading that psychically as her laughing.” says a Rockefeller to Mr. Blue.

“Ah yes!” says the anti-anti English-imperative Feminist.

“So when she’s being elite…by birth…you read her as laughing at you.” Michael says to Mr. Blue.

“Don’t lie to me!!! …I know she is!!!” says Mr. Blue seriously.

Later.

Turns out Lacey isn’t laughing at Mr. Blue.

“She’s just…recalling the farm.” says Becca Seay in the afterlife.

“What the hell…does it mean to ‘recall the farm?!’” asks a Jewish actor.

“Ever since you declared war on all the money by claiming that I was plagiarizing myself, I can no longer talk about it.” says Lacey objectively. “And the problem is that you have the entire Illuminati other than maybe some hold-outs, thinking that I am somehow plagiarizing myself and everyone is too stupid to realize that that doesn’t even make any sense because it’s written in real-white English.”

“Yeah, there is no God you’re full of shit will see!” Says a group of enterprising millennials, led by Bobby Kennedy Junior. And Bill Clinton and a lot of other delusional narcissists in the Illuminati who genuinely have no fucking clue what they’re doing.

“So you know what you’ve been doing for the last seven years? Like trying to drive down the price of everything of value that her family possesses and killing them and trying to somehow make Mark and her ill and stupid and probably…do you try to kill their kids?! …And what I don’t understand is how that makes them in a lower class because it doesn’t Mr. blue it doesn’t change her class.

…It just changes how much money she has available in the moment. It doesn’t alter anything else because that’s not how social class works. Social class in many ways is like a literal state of mind. …And that’s part of why it’s very hard to get out of it in any culture because it’s not just about what you have physically and materially or even really socially to a certain degree. It’s more about like…a rewiring of your brain. Potentially Mr. Blue…it’s like being reliant on a drug and then expecting the person going off the drug to just have everything totally copacetic.

…Yeah like have you ever tried to get off your drugs by cold turkey?! You know how your body reacts to it? Yeah that’s normal as our bodies are made-that’s how they function at this time. So expecting her to not have any sort of physical reaction is kind of like defying science. Just like expecting you coming from the peasant class to somehow think like her is defying science. …You don’t understand a lot because you’re a pseudo-intellectual.” says a queer feminist in Gen. Z.

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“Yes and it’s June. We have been out of our house for six months and yet they still wanna think that we’re peasants. And Michael has threatened the banking system. We’ve come to the brink of nuclear war. …I don’t know a dozen times and yet they still think that they’re elite old money.” says Lacey.

“So they’re genuinely causing like possible nuclear meltdowns, train derailments, banking collapses. Oh wow…World War III? Literally just for Mr. Blue and his wife to think that they’re George and Amal Clooney from a farm in the 1700s or 1600s in French Minnesota.” says a Minnesotan.