George and Amal from French Minnesota 1843

“Hey! What’s that like?!?” asks Casi mockingly of Mr. Blue

“Oh grow-up!” says Mrs. Blue to Casi.

“The fuck you talking about?!” Casi asks Mrs. Blue.

“Now I’ll smite you!!!” says Mrs. Blue seriously to Casi.

“Because you all…don’t get it. I’m a drug addict too mid possibility for truth! And circle takes the square!” says Mrs. Blue.

Casi laughs.

“How does circle take the square?” asks Casi.

Lacey’s awkward neighbor emerges from her house to awkwardly act possessive of the block. She walks around with her hands on her hips. A man gets in his car. …He resembles her dead husband… Was she…”walking him out?!”

“I’m hurt!!” says her dead husband.

“You’re DEAD!!” yells the man in the car in his spirit?

The neighbor’s former husband weeps.

The car doesn’t move.

Are they making-out?! Was he…grabbing medication quickly out of his car to make himself at home?

“Does he talk to you about it??!” asks Lacey’s Aunt Maria.

“Yes! He has for months!” says Lacey.

“So the Illuminati is the HOA of the upper class?!??” asks Casi’s mom.

The (current) Illuminati seems hurt.

“But what do you for the Nesheims?!?” asks Casi’s mom.

“Not much!” says Mark Nesheim.

Did Lacey’s seller of her house…love the house or the man or the memories or all of it? That’s what’s so shocking to his ghost…should he be allowed by God to talk to Lacey. Her dead husband, that is.

“It’s not that I don’t want her to move on and have fun!!” says the dead husband. “It’s just…painful to see her with anyone other than me.” He laughs sadly. “And I hope she doesn’t promise her heart to someone who’s not my true equal.”

“Her eternal heart?!?” asks Lem bitterly about his own life.

“You better believe it!” says Lacey’s neighbor’s dead husband. “I was happy to find out there is an afterlife with God. But…I didn’t…expect to find out things about everything that were so disappointing and disturbing.”

“Like what?!?” asks a living actress.

“WHAT?!??” asks Jonah Wiley. He looks aghast.

“Are you an actual theologian Jonah or are you just an actor paid by Republicans to preach?” asks Michael Rockefeller. “There could probably be some decency to that arrangement if there’s an Illuminati, right? But I think whether that’s the case or you’re just very sheltered; I don’t think you understand how confusing things are to people.”

“Why would I be paid by the Republicans?“ asks Jonah Wiley.

“Because you’re working for them. You’re like entertaining their troops in a sense because a lot of Republicans are born again Christians and someone like you who is somewhat relatable and yet still handsome…with a great personality and a good face…is nice. …You’re nice to interact with and look with, look at excuse me. And I think that’s what you’ve got to understand, Jonah. There are a lot of powers that be in this world. And when you go around barking at the wrong people like Lacey, you get yourself in trouble.” says Ann Coulter.

He thinks.

“You know reading her blog: What are you even fighting with her about?! Halloween? …Is that really what it’s about for you?! Or was it that you were like…miffed that she like was into ghosts more than you or it was it about Halloween?” asks the Gen. Z queer feminist.

He thinks.

“Why are you so obsessed with Halloween? It is weird.” asks the pencil skirt wearing perfume hater’s husband.

“Are you actually the one who wrote the comment that was made on Lacey‘s blog?! I read it. Were you the one that berated her for being obsessed with old money in 2017?” asks Jonah.

“You mean me personally, like I pretended to be a woman that read perfume blogs?!?” asks the pencil skirt wearing perfume hater’s husband. He thinks. “You know I don’t think she knew that you liked her. You never followed her and so if you if you were angry about anything other than Halloween literally just Halloween…I really don’t think you get And then when when she does it.”

“Did you like like every post that Mr. blue posted and comment on stuff and try to interact and think that you were just being pleasant and cheerful?!” Jonah asks Lacey.

“Of course I did because that is being pleasant and cheerful it’s social media if people are allowed to go around yelling at random people and getting into stupid arguments why can’t I just be friendly?” asks Lacey.

“But like…I never followed you you were obsessed with me, right??” asks Mr. Blue of Lacey.

“I wouldn’t really call it obsession I mean I don’t really interact with any of your products anymore at all. No, I don’t know that it was obsession. It was really more sadness and an attempt to be happy.” says Lacey.

He looks at her seductively. She’s baffled and repulsed both.

“I was snubbing you and not following you because you’re not that important, but if this is real, and you really actually discovered me talking in code to my colleagues, using Illuminati witchcraft, essentially I was impressed by that on an intellectual level.” says Mr. Blue to Lacey.

“You know you’re a real dumb ass aren’t you because the entire fucking time you’ve been talking to me like I’m a fucking idiot. You’re obviously intimidated by me for reasons of social class, and you don’t even understand it because you could’ve easily followed me if you actually were interacting with me using the Illuminati. That would’ve been a good idea not a bad idea you bourgeois, self-important buffoon.” says Lacey.

“No, she’s being honest.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr..

“Yeah, it is. It was something you should’ve done Jonah too! If you can follow a woman who flashes her ass in thongs with a cross tattooed on her ass…I’m pretty sure you could follow someone who’s blog you’re obsessively reading.” says Lacey. “Assuming on both your parts that I would take it the wrong way is so hurtful to me.”

“How is it hurtful?“ asks Jonah.

“Speaking as someone who had 6000 followers actually over 6000 followers never bought a follower had people with 50,000 followers following my account…I am repulsed by people’s lack of understanding when it comes to social media etiquette.” says Lacey. “You turn your status on Instagram and TikTok and cable news, the few moments that you show up Mr. Blue, into being old money, upper class, and snubbing people like me like I’m some sort of violent greedy, evil hearted peasant. …I am not going to be obsessed with you. If there is no Illuminati the real Mr. Blue knows that I’m not obsessed with him or doesn’t even know that I exist, potentially at all. …The problem with Mr. Blue is that he’s in the Illuminati…and he doesn’t know how to handle that sort of power. The problem with both of you though, potentially, is that you take your popularity to an extraordinary height, socioeconomically speaking, and morally speaking.” says Lacey.

“No she’s right you’re both a piece of shit compared to me socially speaking but I don’t think either of you are cognizant of that at all…or are you Mr. Blue!?! Are you the person you pretend to be on television or not? Because that man seems very grounded in reality. He seems like someone who would understand that, even if he’s on TV he’s not a third generation multimillionaire. With literal banks that he owns and cousins that vote in the electoral college, and who support the elite arts and their communities. I am that person. I was a multimillionaire. I did grow up in wealth my great uncle was a professor in Norway. We are in elite family. We are old money, and that is who she comes from. …And you snobby little Irish peasants, can keep lying about it in the Illuminati but the truth is, you’re making total fucking assholes of yourselves. She’s not your little Irish whore you dimwit. …How do you think subbing her helps you?! Her hidden rage is her righteousness on an actual Christian level. …Because it’s wrong you have it all backwards and all screwed up and then she thinks, ‘Where the hell is this country going if this makes sense to these people?!?’ No she didn’t marry into money; that’s your sex fantasy both of you! Because you both want her to be a prostitute because she’d be easier to fuck that way. …But if you had actual brains like a grown man that function outside of your poverty, you would realize that that just makes you seem even trashier.” says Mark Nesheim.

“So basically, you’re just lying Mark?! Because there’s not oil on your land. And the oil belongs to the Baaken and not the Nasheims?!” asks Bobby Kennedy Jr. seriously.

Silence.

“OK I have to concede if someone’s smart enough to find the Illuminati and you choose to interact with them…Mr. blue you probably do need to follow that person or block them! That would be rational adult approach and Jonah if you’re reading this blog and getting hurt by it…comment on her comments! Follow her somewhere on social media! It’s not that complicated! You both over complicated it.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr..

Silence.

“Why didn’t you just follow her post of you? What what is the logic behind that?” asks Bobby Kennedy Jr..

Silence.

“The truth is, it is snobby not to follow someone back. It just says, ‘I am better than you!’ And then you sure as hell better be, and wow you better be better than someone if you’re talking to them through the Illuminati, and reading their blog without acknowledging it, because you’re essentially making them feel like a schizophrenic, if you react to their blog. It’s like you’re both just secretly trying to make her schizophrenic in her perception of herself, which is sociopathic.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr..

“That’s the problem. It is really snotty. …It’s become common custom on social media for celebrities not to follow their followers. But then she’s you…in reality, but because of how we see things in this country, that’s not how you perceived it. But the minute that you start interacting with someone by following their blog without following it, reading their comments, reacting to them in your head, but not responding respectfully as a human, and I doubt she’s the only person you’ve done this to, it becomes problematic. It’s like wow…you better be a landed aristocrat in great Britain in the 17 or 1860s. Because snubbing someone that you’re like…genuinely being affected by and interacting with in such a high and mighty way when you’re not a king is quite an ask of society.” says Joe Kennedy Jr. to Mr. Blue and Jonah.

“I mean I didn’t follow my followers…except for the people who I regularly interacted, who interacted with me and who liked my posts, and whose content I also liked, but I never did it in an intentionally evil hearted snobby way.” says Lacey.

“Why did you not just follow everyone?“ a perfume hater asks Lacey.

“Because I wanted to be cutthroat and get respect from people who have absolutely no respect for you when you do something like that. People do have a certain way of perceiving people who follow thousands of people. It looks like they’re desperate for attention. And you can get mad at me all you want for not following people, but the truth is what I’m saying is true as far as I can perceive it, and getting angry at me for knowing that makes you all seem a little insecure for legitimate reasons. …If I was an old woman I could’ve done that without people on social media saying, ‘How cute! She’s not an idiot. She’s not just a cute, adorable idiot.’ …But me standing up for myself and getting over 6000 followers and following 200 people…did what? It reminded you that you get intimidated by me for a real reason.

And I’m sure, if you’re reading this Jonah, that that’s part of the reason why he left social media for a few months…because I got over 1000 followers on TikTok. It grieved him! …And that’s part of the reason why Mr. Blue hated me so much because when he first started hitting me I had 6000 followers. I had over 6000 followers and that was seven years ago on Instagram. …He couldn’t get more than than like 200 before he became famous. I know I wasn’t trying hard to get followers with what I posted. I tried. I don’t think I tried that hard. If I tried hard at all with what I posted I did get followers who I followed in a polite way, but you know I have a feeling he might’ve tried to get followers with just his posts thinking that his posts were going to be absolutely fascinating to everyone…because of who he is.

Jonah your novel that your wrote is total fucking shit. It is the most pedantic, derivative art that I have ever seen other than art from people do cover art of Andy Warhol and try to sell it on Etsy. You are both con artists. And Jonah J know you might not be a con artist in the sense that you really are a professor in some way and I know Mr. Blue you might not be a con artist in the sense that you really are a worker in the elite. …But in all honesty, it really doesn’t make sense in an ordered society for you to have been quite so aggressively snobby to me.” says Lacey.

Silence.

“I mean it’s just it’s like we’re going to get into what?! A pissing contest over mineral rights?! That’s dangerous sweetie! Mr. Blue, mineral rights are not something to get into a pissing contest over.” says Michael Rockefeller.

“I think that’s the thing if you’re going to read someone’s blog, if you’re going to react to them, if it’s affecting you you follow them!!!” yells J. P. Kennedy. “If they’re following you and you are reacting to them…if you don’t follow back you seem like an extraordinarily powerful prick. …And then if you aren’t one, you better be damn well sure that who you’re snubbing isn’t capable of blowing up the world.”

“Yeah, I said that. That’s right. She’s a nice person. She’s a genuinely nice person. If you’d followed her, she would’ve thought, ‘Oh that’s nice!’ and she might’ve kept interacting with you probably more carefully and more thoughtfully.” says Lem Billings.

“Do you care to explain to us why in your Millennial Gen. Z logic what you did made sense because people who are older like Lacey just think it’s rude…unless if you have a really good reason to snub someone. Or, or it or is it just that you both thought you were like Elvis, and could get away with it? He might not have gotten away with it either though because what you’re doing really does psychologically affect her. …I mean hello!! It’s the Illuminati and you’re reacting to her blog Jonah! You might not be in the Illuminati but you reading that she was interested in you and then inviting her to your lives on Tik Tok in response? …Why do you think you can do that to her and then treat her like a piece of trash because that’s what you both did! You both treated her like she was essentially a very downtrodden, ugly, weak, ghoulish, slutty prostitute in the Wild West. …And that you were not even the Rothschilds or the Rockefellers but landed aristocracy in Great Britain in the 1800s and that the Wild West was just sort of a shit show to you and a joke. That’s what you treated her like. …Was that the message you were trying to communicate? Is that the size of your malignant egos? What gives kiddos?” asks Michael Rockefeller.

“I would be both shocked and not shocked to discover that there’s no Illuminati. It could just be that I’m interacting with ghosts and demons and God is trying to find some way to handle the fact that the demons told me that they were in the Illuminati…and then try to prove it to me and incredibly, rational sound non-schizophrenic ways. …That being said, if there is an Illuminati, I still don’t really know that for a fact. When I fell down the stairs, it was odd how I fell, and my anemia doesn’t entirely make sense to me. …And frankly there are so many things that have happened and I do feel as though I am being suffocated by something outside of myself – like my nose is being held together and it’s very weird it’s a very odd sensation. So…I would be shocked on a certain level if there isn’t an Illuminati that I accidentally discovered.

I think it’s very clever to point out that I could be the daughter of a man who was in his late 80’s because then I have a predilection towards schizophrenia…and it goes, ‘Or maybe it’s just something we don’t understand and she has schizophrenia-lite??’ Because…it could even be partially true in a supernatural sense we don’t understand that’s not truly schizophrenia.

…But I think it’s just one of those things where it’s like if I was poor, and I felt as though I had a reason to be so overwhelmed by evil, I would have grace for it as the person that I am, because it would make intellectual sense to me. …It’s just that the whole thing doesn’t make sense. It doesn’t hold water. It doesn’t stick and I’m not schizophrenic. There’s, and I don’t have the psychology of a schizophrenic I’m not clinically schizophrenic. It doesn’t look like that to professionals because it seemingly just isn’t that. …And then I think to myself OK then…these people are all too stuffy and full of themselves and insecure to acknowledge me in an appropriate way.

With the families of the ghosts that I’m interacting with, Michael’s family, Lem’s family, Louis’s family…I’m not upset because if I’m talking to Louis and even Harold and Michael, I have grace for those people and I have grace for the situation when it comes to them.

I don’t have grace for anyone else. At this point I had grace for the royal family and I still do so I guess I’m sorry I should’ve included them – but other than the royal family of at least Great Britain…I really don’t have grace for the way you’ve handled things and are handling them. …It it doesn’t make sense to me that you can’t understand what oil is and the power spiritually that I presently possess over all of you. I mean when this first started, I assumed that someone would catch on real quick to who my family was and sort of put me in the right box. ….Maybe not acknowledge me in some fantastic way, but just do something that was like, ‘Hey, we see you! Whoops bad call Mr. Blue. We’ll sort them out, explain to him that he’s a little off and that he needs to understand certain things.’ But that’s not what happened.

I mean, I kept trying to explain socially who I was and am to get you guys to see that what you were doing was just, should you be a satanic or supernatural organization outside of Christianity, dangerous and bizarre. …It’s just it doesn’t make sense. Why you you don’t think ruining the order of society doesn’t help the poor, baffles me. Or why you think I don’t matter if you’re Satanists baffles me. …That’s what I was trying to do is just stand-up for myself and say, ‘No, you step out of line and you put me in the wrong box and you’ll liktkh find out it wasn’t safe.’

And it just escalated right?! First it’s a common mistake of snubbing someone on social media and yet it’s not common…because not everyone gets the Illuminati attacking them after accidentally finding the Illuminati. Not everyone has people following them without following them because they’re in love with them or something? …I don’t know really it’s sick and twisted how little empathy you have for your followers Jonah, I’m speaking specifically to you now that you should understand based on my psychology if you’re as smart as you pretend to be that I am the victim not you. …I mean you can go on and on about how I told you Halloween was evil and how your girlfriend in high school was mean to you, but it doesn’t mean that you’ve had to live through an ounce of the tragedy that I have sustained as a Christian, my entire life almost literally.” says Lacey.

I do not expect an apology from either of you. I don’t think either of you understand how to give apologies I don’t think either of you care about people I think you think you do to make yourself feel good about yourself. But if you actually do care, great then get a clue I may be angry for reasons that don’t make sense to you, because they seem far to highfalutin and deep and intellectual, and to you not a motive, then they do to me.” says Lacey.

“So you were you were so you thought that I was like Michael, possibly Lem and Louis and then you were offended that I was so inappropriately snobby to you?!” asks Mr. Blue of Lacey.

“In my-what I actually participated in and felt something about yes, I just totally misunderstood who you were which is extraordinarily unlikely for me; uncommon for me. And it really is though – extremely uncommon. I’m really that gifted psychologically and if I’m talking to you you know you really should realize that by now. …Don’t keep underestimating me and my ability to understand people just because I bother you with my insights that are too scathing?

And then you can say oh you know, ‘You’re a cheerleader or oh you’re Golddigger oh, why are you know-‘. You try to find some hook to hang me on so that your ego can be sustained.

No beyond me mistaking who you were and thinking that you were in a bad marriage that apparently you don’t even understand that you’re in because you’re too mentally-ill to even understand what good is as a word. … Beyond that I am not going to change my mind unless if I’m given really truly meaningful, mature, rational arguments, that correct my logic and possibly scholarly expertise in American social class.

I mean my father that raised me was genuinely going to be a anthropology professor because he was so gifted at it. He excelled in sociology and anthropology. He was brilliant at it. And because I was an only child, and I was very mature for my age even though I was a child, he went on for hours my entire life often explaining social class from his scholarly perspective. And then, you know, life experiences taught me something and the combination of all of that with the politics major that I never completed and in my interest in history and possibly, my possible interactions that I’ve had with the Kennedy family in the dead. …I think I might not be one to stupidly argue with.

I mean I don’t know everything, right?! I didn’t know that I shouldn’t use citrus strip on my wood in my house. That was very dumb of me. And I’m sure there are other mistakes that I’ve made with my make-up or my clothes because I don’t feel native to the culture today. But when it comes to things that are posh, when it comes to understanding people’s socioeconomic status and different signals mean, I am not somebody to get into an argument with, unless if you truly are sincerely scholarly, astute, and capable of comprehending what I’m saying in a real way.” says Lacey.

“So what is the American class system? What is it? What do we do?” asks a woman in the Illuminati.

“That’s actually a really interesting question to ask me because I’m so used to going by what I’ve been told to see instead of analyzing what’s actually there. I’ll get back to you.” says Lacey.

“Do you ever worry that you’re just so intelligent that you’ve literally imagined things or do you like you actually genuinely…like you feel their physical touch and then they move stuff?!” asks a perfume hater.

“No, I mean it’s that they move things and it’s like they have their you selves but you just don’t feel their physical body.” says Lacey. “I’m sure the perfume community wonders if some of my old bottles were more authentic than they scientifically seemingly should be. And I kind of think they answer is yes because I have smelled them since and I don’t think that they could’ve changed quite that quickly. And doubt that it’s just Covid. I have a feeling that someone was playing tricks on me to try to make it seem like I was an idiot when really, I was just being incredibly thoroughly scientific and unlike some bourgeois people who are pedantic and supercilious I don’t rely on common logic when I’m making scientific observations.” says Lacey. “I’ll discuss American social class on this particular post later tonight.”

Social Classes In America

There are four distinct social classes in America. In some cases they can become castes but the general idea of America is that castes shouldn’t exist. …And in America being elite can be a phenomena held within any social class.

• There’s old money. They’re at the top.

• There’s the fascination-class. They’re nebulous.

• There’s the working class. They’re near the bottom.

• And then there’s the poor. This includes the homeless. They’re squished down to the bottom of the socioeconomic spectrum.

Old money is what I have described.

The fascination-class can be upper class. Can claim to be old money but it’s not. It can also be poor but maybe working on their masters degree or working in the circus. The fascination class is fascinated, fascinated with old money because they’re not part of it. They’re fascinated with poor people because they’re not a part of the poor people. They’re fascinated by art history because they have some end they have some means they’re trying to promote themselves to. They’re trying to seem old money.

Sometimes they can study art history to try to seem old money, but then in the process become genuinely fascinated by art history, and become a grand art historian of the most sincerest nature. Or sometimes they might just be middle class in the way that we would’ve termed it, and then become fascinated by art history because they just like art history.

But they’re really truly a fascinated class not old money. The fascinated class is fascinated. They are fascinated people.

The working class has to be somewhat downtrodden. They might’ve thought they were middle-class previous to probably the 1970s or 1980s maybe 1990s or maybe recently even. They tend to be stuck in some particular negative mindset. …And then there’s the poor and they are, but they are they’re incredibly poor. …Were they a part of old money or another class when they were born maybe and then maybe they get an out. The poor are stuck there almost always. They aren’t going to another class, and their lives are horrific; absolutely hellish, disgusting lives other than when they are genuinely loved by another human being or by God.

The so called Karens not the people group, but like Karens…like women that were really pushy they always belong to the fascinated class, and sometimes occasionally belong to the working class. Old money that’s authentic can be pushy…and snobby…but it’s not like an actual Karen. Old money is very often…but not always snobby.