Lacey Doesn’t Understand

Colorblind by Counting Crows plays.

Lacey’s first cousin lives on an estate. An estate meant for six horses. Maybe it’s worth around $4 million or so. $5 or $6 at most. It cost $3 to make, so to speak.

And the problem is…it didn’t seem shocking to Lacey when it happened. When Lacey found out. It didn’t surprise her.

Lacey used to post photos to Instagram of personal photos like this one below.

That room cost over $1000 a night in 2012. It would be over $1300 in 2023. And she stayed there for weeks. Before she had children. When she looked skinny. With her ex-husband. It wasn’t a normal experience.

They lived elegantly while there too. And those whole two years from 2010 to 2012 were like that. Traveling, staying at the best places, eating the best food and fighting.

Nancy lives in a house like this:

Lacey’s first cousin could live in a house like this:

C’est Si Bon as performed by Louis Armstrong plays.

And yet…in 2018 Nancy told Lacey she was more old money. She claimed hierarchal superiority.

It was insane.

And these people in the perfume community were all like that. At least to some degree. You’d tell them about your maids and then they’d tell you you were beneath them with their husband’s military salary.

And Lacey being very intelligent…but also sweet, caring and empathetic…and like Buster from Arrested Development…was flummoxed. What in the world…were they talking about? Where were these other adults coming from? She tried to believe them.

But when Susanne had to go to work at a strip mall and bought a cheesy townhouse and bragged about it and Nancy had bad pipes and wasps in the walls of her rent-to-own house in Pennsylvania and was intimidated by her landlord…Lacey was thrown into crisis.

Sleepwalk by Santo and Johnny plays.

And the Illuminati was violent and living in the same delusional world Nancy and Susanne lived in. Honestly…their delusions look fun from the outside.

In her rent-to-own house with huge problems Nancy posed for photos in a bikini floating on an inflatable unicorn in her above ground pool mocking her critics. “People say I’m delusional. But I love my dreams!” she’d caption it. Then she’d show off her possibly fake Kelly and insist it was real. In 2020 she rented a house in the American Southwest…and bought pretty blue and white and a serving tray from Scully & Scully after hearing about the store from Lacey.

While Nancy lived in her rent-to-own house in Pennsylvania she likely moved out of a nice apartment to in reaction to Lacey looking for houses to actually buy…she claimed to Lacey that her neighbors were rich “back in India.” “They had servants!” said Nancy. Lacey didn’t have the patience or wherewithal being attacked by the Illuminati to explain to Nancy that having servants in India doesn’t mean the same thing as having servants in America. And she felt in her spirit like that would devastate Nancy. And Chris, who orchestrated the conversation for his own egotistical reasons, kept arguing demonically that Lacey didn’t know what she was talking about.

“You don’t know that much about India! You idiot!” he telepathically whispered in Lacey’s ear.

And George Clooney served vodka, like an asshole from a shit town in gold crazy California in 1850, at a British Royal Wedding. He giggled like a buffoon.

And at that, as Lacey writes this, the Illuminati and Chris try to suffocate Lacey and figure out some strategy for how to “take her down” because these are people who have very little sense; very little sense of anything and essentially extremely wealthy hillbillies.

And that’s Megan Markle’s problem. It’s that she seems to the world in the Illuminati like nothing more than Nancy. Whether that’s reality or not.

Because Nancy like Meghan Markle smiles a pretty but fake smile and acts sweet and sophisticated and old money when in reality, it’s very debatable how authentic anything she says about herself really even is. She’s certainly pretty. She’s smart. She’s conniving. She’s not…genuinely confident. But she is…agile. She is…a possibly a former yacht girl by her own choice (a pretty woman who gets money from sleeping with wealthy men). She did go to Northwestern University and Northwestern University isn’t that lowly of a school. It actually is an elite school despite what a frazzled Illuminati is doing in PR work to suggest to make something stupid happen. …Meghan…is an American dream come true. And it bothers people. She’s like Lacey. People knew she could exist…but they were hoping against narcissistic hope that it wasn’t really ever going to happen.

“Harry married a smart yacht girl. She’s genuinely smart. But she’s a yacht girl.” says an Irish woman thoughtfully.

But…see while Meghan may have some “ancestry” like a lot of poor southerners do that seems authentic it’s not like Lacey and that’s a mistake a lot of intellectuals, who are really pseudo-intellectuals, make when analyzing the two women in comparison. They would tell Lacey that Meghan and her were the same but what they refused to comprehend almost at all was at Lacey‘s family was really old money who lost their wealth during the Civil War. …And Lacey‘s family isn’t like the Markles at all.

The Seays are mostly all wealthy and truly genteel again now and have been for a while. Lacey’s grandfather went to UCLA and was a judge. They are climbing out of the hole they fell in during the Civil War.

Megan‘s family is still trying to become old money with possibly some connections to old money that may be rather spurious and meaningless. …Perhaps Meghan’s children will be inculcated. Is that what the Illuminati is afraid of? How stupid.

…Lacey‘s mother’s maiden name once owned at least two lucrative plantations for over 100 years starting before the American revolution in the 1700’s. That’s sad when you consider slavery but it’s also just reality.

“Does Bobby-is Bobby lost right now? He was fine until he got lost at the Civil War?” says a Bill Gates.

“Well I am lost and so is Chris! …I don’t think either one of us can comprehend what she’s talking about because she just goes on and on and on. …And I’m like, ‘What does the Civil War have to do anything?!?’ To bring up the Civil War is so strange. And then it’s like, ‘Before The Revolutionary War!’ and I’m like…’Really?! Who gives a shit?!?’ …Who cares if you could be in the Daughters of American Revolution, Tammy Duckworth is in it and she’s clearly not elite. …Like she went to a for-profit university. That kind of stuff doesn’t mean anything anymore. What matters is whether not you’re a billionaire because there is no old money. Your sister doesn’t matter it’s really small. Okay? It’s how much money you have!! And I can say that because I’m a nihilist and a Satanist and I’m incredibly cool.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr..

“Well…I mean yeah like selling vodka and being a billionaire is like living the dream man and that was the idea. I was going to show up the wedding and bitches be like yo we’re here we’re not queer but we’re cool and we got vodka so shut-up bitch!” says a George Clooney. “If I could’ve said anything to the queen, I would’ve said ‘You’re a whore!’ and you’re ugly and your mom is ugly and your whole life has been a sham and your husband doesn’t love you. And it all honesty. I am like a God compared to you! ‘So bow down you big bitch! …Caught-ya!!’”

Sleepwalk by Santo & Johnny plays.

“Casi, I still like to celebrate F. Scott Fitzgerald, and blue and white. I know that we won and that we’re really the elite at this point as people who get plastic surgery and try to look sleek and stylish like a boss babe…but I try to still celebrate the crusty, lowly old ways because that’s what my southern family would want.” says Susanne.

“I’m old money! I’m living in my car but my father has a big new house. And I bought a Burberry coat! …And if I’m copying her…and I’m delusional…I want to kill Lacey.” says a person who collected perfume and pretended to be Lacey’s friend. “I once watched a film about murdering rich people to cope with my hatred of Lacey. …And then I kept trying to meet up with Lacey and got hurt by her coldness when she said no.”

And at this point, Bobby tries to suffocate Lacey by pretending to be friends with children, who are being held hostage who are sometimes helped by psychics. The psychics talk to them and give them comfort, and Bobby can’t stand that because it makes him jealous of the children.

And at this point, the they in the Illuminati truly believe they have won the argument. They genuinely fervently, feel the power of a perverted holy spirit from the Satanists flowing through their spirits and believe that they have won. Why do they believe this because to them it makes sense, and they think history is for old fogeys and dead people like the Queen of England.

And so then after this post or post like this for the last 7 to 8 years when Lacey takes a shower, looks beautiful and they can sense that she uses expensive skin care products wears Brooks Brothers clothes and then gets into her Audi where she drinks hot tea and enjoys life in a way that they don’t comprehend…it makes them feel like she’s laughing at them And so then after this post or post like this for the last 7 to 8 years when Lacey takes a shower, looks beautiful and they can sense that uses expensive skin care products where is Brooks Brothers clothes and then get some to her Audi drinks, tea, and enjoys life in a way that they don’t comprehend, and makes them feel like she’s laughing at them…they lose their shit. When she’s more intellectual than them, when she’s not conceited, when people stare at her as she walks by and they can sense that and she gets more attention than they’ve ever gotten in their entire life in a positive way and they can sense that and they lose their shit.

When a George Clooney has to realize that he is possibly far beneath Lacey socially, and that he may be nothing more than a fool of himself. He loses shit.

And if Meghan Markle has a soul and a brain that functions in a way that these people’s don’t… and she decides she wants to kill herself because Lacey’s right…and she really wasn’t fit to be marrying into that family…but people like George egged her on…Megan is the one who suffers and so does Harry. Because they’re trying to be the people that they’re supposed to be…and yet Diana as the Virgin Mary victimstill looms large, so Harry’s delusion runs deep. Because in Harry’s mind, his mother was a murdered saint for the cause of bourgeois America? …And bourgeois America loves to use that in his mind to attack the British aristocracy that still understands who they, Harry, and Diana actually were and are.

“Bobby, was your family ever as wealthy as the queen or were they just close to being like a Bill Gates but they never really were actually as wealthy as a the Hills of Minnesota or Bill Gates?” asks a perfume hater.

At that Lacey is almost suffocated. It rises up from her lungs and then she fights to breathe. And upon writing that, Bobby takes that as a directive to challenge Lacey’s supremacy as a human over evil, and tries to suffocate her again, thankfully unsuccessfully.

“OK so the idea is that Lacey’s mother’s maiden name is a big deal. I don’t think that that’s quite the same concept as Meghan. Their name is merely connected to people who are a big deal. I don’t think the name itself is a big deal. …OK? So the idea is that Lacey’s mothers maiden name is a big deal. Right?” says a black woman. “ I mean how many plantations much less lucrative plantations did the Markles themselves own?”

“The thing is if this is real these people genuinely are stupid hillbillies with a lot of wealth. And what they don’t understand is that Lacey was writing this post to begin with to apologize…or they do understand that and they can’t stand it because they feel it makes her a better person than them. And even being Satanists they still egotistically like to think of themselves as Christian good people. Because their Satanism is nothing more than the Devil’s attempt to control the earth using human stupidity. So why don’t you let Lacey say one thing before she takes a quick break out of exasperation and busyness.” says Michael Rockefeller.

“I didn’t understand until for some reason I was looking at something this morning and it hit me that Nancy really has to live in squalor at times. Real squalor with no hope of ever getting out. And it might sound shocking, but that is not something that I am cognitively allowed by the Illuminati to process. They are obsessed with me. Thanks to Chris and Casi and their inability to let me be who I actually am for narcissistic reasons on their part…and Satan‘s desire to torture them with poverty before he brings them to low purgatory or Hell…I have not been able to fully and completely process how much better my life actually is compared to Nancy’s. And of course, the tragedy is that these people possibly are bringing it on themselves in regard to me by insisting that their lives, and their families are infinitely more superior in reality, and that they won. They won the argument so to speak. But the truth is the old fogey stuff actually does matter kind of like writing a sentence with good grammar. Society is based on rules and principles whether we like it or not. And if you go too far off the edge like Bobby does you end up, shooting yourself in the foot. Because you can’t rebel against God and win, you can’t rebel against God and win. You can’t run for a popularity contest in Hell to avoid Hell for eternity if you’re already stuck there for eternity, you fucking idiots.” says Lacey.

“So they literally like-it’s not a conspiracy as far as you can tell they literally have kept you from processing that in your own brain for seven years?” asks Nancy. She laughs. “And it’s not because they’re trying to destroy the poor that would be so sad and reasonable, it’s more likely that they’re somehow trying to win some esoteric convoluted argument of supremacy?” says Nancy to sound like Lacey and try to steal Lacey’s soul and mind and prestige like a psychotic, evil ape.

“Yes, seemingly…and it’s been extraordinarily gruesome and painful to me to listen and watch for the last seven years. Their egos literally are high on crack and they’re like meth addicts in the White House in the early 1960’s. They really don’t get huge vast amounts of reality. They’re insane but they’re not insane. And yet God has to hold them accountable for what they’ve done wrong and they can’t whimper and pout and cry their way out of it like they probably imagine that they can. No the sad truth is that these people have been complete, hillbilly hicks. They are Ernest T bass billionaires; they are Ernest T, bass, billionaires, and millionaires, thinking that there is somehow evolved like some exotic alien.” says Lacey. “They really are that out of touch with reality and yet they want to think that I am because that’s better than thinking Lem was straight or that being a big deal in some meaningless circle somewhere doesn’t mean something profound. They’re absolute losers, Nancy they’re just absolute losers. And the truth is I don’t trust you because you do you say things that are very dumb. A lot like them. So do a lot of people in the perfume community. They’re not children. Pedophilia is evil insane. They are adults who literally are dysfunctional, nitwit, failures running the world. And yet the truth is they are better offer in the world and you Nancy because you really are not capable of understanding what they even understand. Isn’t that depressing?! That’s depressing to is it? So it could be possible that there’s some conspiracy to use my innocence and sweetness to kill all the poor. It’s also possible that as they try to suffocate me right now, and leave me breathless and almost shaking before I take a shower because they really should probably be dead instead of thinking that they have a fucking clue doing anything. That they actually are what I am saying they are useless, helpless jackasses like Ernest T bass if you as a white person went to Harvard and sounded sophisticated. Changing his thinking and his perspective he doesn’t change he just sounds like he’s from Boston.”

They’re taking away the first amendment they’re taking away the second in America, because if they don’t people might realize how stupid they are on a blog like this. Not kill them but stop admiring them.

What they really should’ve done is just left Lacey alone and probably not try to suffocate her this morning, but they know best in their minds.

Later.

Lacey made it out of the shower however they have been trying to suffocate her not violently but violently enough and the irony is that her body is getting used to that now and so is her spirit. And the real angels not just dead humans protecting her are becoming very accustomed to it.

And at that Bobby thinks it’s a really good idea and so does Chris to try to suffocate her to prove her wrong somehow. Lacey‘s father, who went to Bible school once told her that people’s conscience can become so seared that they possibly no longer are human. Possibly only God knows for sure. Only God knows for sure.

So it’s possible that Chris and Bobby are apes literally because when Lacey tried to read them as they were suffocating her and arguing with the rational voices within the Illuminati to try to maintain power. She also sensed that Bobby in his spirit moves and acts and thinks like a literal ape, and Chris is like a monkey. Frankly Jack acted like a monkey. Jack looked like a monkey. But that’s an insult to monkeys and apes isn’t it? Because there could be some apes and monkeys that are far kinder and more rational and less likely to be addicted to drugs then Jack and Bobby and Chris.

“A lot of the Black people in the Illuminati who think they’re old money are just ‘show people.’ That is all they are in the Illuminati and otherwise mostly at this point they are ‘show people!’” yells a dead man who was descended from slaves. He was actual old money but his family was almost completely slaughtered.

“Why can’t she just leave us alone? I mean we’re destroying the world and we could possibly try to kidnap her and her family but I don’t know why she keeps aggravating my narcissism. It’s so stupid.“ says Bobby seriously about Lacey.

“Bobby you’re counting on some dumb mid wealthy hick why is Brooks Brothers to think like you aren’t you?” says Nancy.

“Yeah, I know that he’ll be narcissistic offended when he reads that.” says Bobby.

Nancy twirls.

“So then let’s be honest, you’re just angry that Lem was straight and that you‘re Ernest T bass because that’s really what you are Bobby, you are Ernest T bass that’s all any of you are in the Kennedy family you’re all like Ernest T bass other than to maybe some people who have killed themselves. Anyway, you can’t handle that Romina or whatever doesn’t want to marry you. You cannot comprehend that Lem doesn’t wanna marry you, but he was straight. You are too stupid Bobby to comprehend that or is that symbolic to you of something else? But I have a feeling it could just be that you can’t handle hearing that Lem was straight because you think you he should be in love with you or your mommy.” says a kind psychologist to Bobby.

And at that Chris and Bobby try to suffocate Lacey not realizing that that’s just digging them in deeper.

“I just can’t believe there’s nothing I can do to defend myself from this pedophilic onslaught from Lem’s through Lacey.” says Bobby Kennedy.

“I don’t think that’s what it is Bobby I think that’s what you want to think that it is.” says the psychologist.

“People are never gonna think that I am this dumb and screwed up and backward; they just won’t. In their minds I am like a god who rides on a ship on Cape Cod.” says Bobby.

“Woohoo!!!” Nancy cheers him on.

“They have thought that but do they still think that they might not.” says Ted Sorenson, drunk.

“No part of how we suffocate her is they’re using the anxiety of lots of us who legitimately are equal to Stickley, devastated to find out that people in the Midwest have been laughing at us for a long time.” admits Bobby.

“Stickley you’re thinking of Swickley and then making it Stickley, right because you’re thinking of the $600 once $1200 on sale for $600 armoire that her mother bought her from Gabbert’s. When it was at The Galleria in 2008 or nine?” says a psychologist. “Because you buying a $1200 armoire is still impressive even though you’re really not supposed to be impressed by that if you’re as wealthy as you pretend to be on television.”

“OK fine and she buys $3000 things and $3000 things and $4000. I don’t care I don’t care if they have trillions. I don’t give a shit I don’t care if she has one cousin who is a $6 million mansion. Or $6 million estate I don’t even know what it is I don’t care. Or $6 million estate I don’t even know what it is I don’t care. I don’t keep track of stuff like that. All I know is that Linn and Lem both was gay. My mom is the most beautiful woman in the world and I am really hot.” says Bobby.

“Play better! Seen more than that. But really like a $2000 war isn’t that big of a deal Bobby. Right? She spent that much doubled on teeth that you guys broke because you threw it down the stairs.” says the psychiatrist, rapping.

“Actually my momma is the most beautiful woman in the world not yours but that’s OK, common mistake.” says Casi completely unaware and totally seriously.

And at that some black people in the Illuminati think it’s a perfect moment to try to torture Lacey because they cannot cognitively handle that she’s not racist. Much like the Jews couldn’t yesterday. And they literally need people to be racist or they feel incredibly stupid and not validated in what they believe to be their superiority as bourgeois assholes.

“There are old money black people, but a lot of the assholes that pretend to be old money and buy season tickets to the Met nowadays really are sadly just bourgeois pricks, even if they’re black bourgeois pricks.” says Nelson Rockefeller.

“Please edit this so I can figure out what’s going on.” says a perfume hater. (Lacey is in the process of doing that as she writes this very sentence.)

“Will do!” says Gingga K.

More later.

“OK so people say things like Oran sandals would cost a months salary. And then Lacey goes out and calculates that that’s $12,000 a year and wonders why someone making $12,000 a year would buy Oran sandals and then the Illuminati laughs at her for not understanding the so-called ‘nuance.’ That’s not a nuance that’s called lying or being too stupid to be articulate or too lazy.” says a famous actress.

More later.

“I just keep telling myself that they’re not really trying to suffocate her even though I know they probably are.” says an actor in the Illuminati. “And the truth is part of me just doesn’t give a shit and it actually is kind of creepy.”

“You guys do this don’t you? Do you understand and then you start freaking out and then you start finding some intellectual way to try to seem like a rational when you really have had this explained to you for like years?” says the CIA to the Illuminati. “If you guys don’t stop, you really are going to start an uprising of people killing celebrities who they suspect are in the Illuminati including Bobby himself. His supporters might not really be his supporters as much as he thinks they are.”

“Oh, you mean Bobby Kennedy the one that was shot in 1968? No his supporters could’ve literally worked with the CIA to have him assassinated. …You’re right that whole family’s façade could easily be one of the most cleverly carefully orchestrated hoaxes in history.“ says Lem. “And if they let it go and let me be straight, we wouldn’t necessarily have to be examining that right now among the great many other things we’re examining.”

More later.

“I sent both my kids to Yale and that means something as well as my country club membership and my Lexus in the driveway. I have a $4 million house that’s mortgaged. I I have bought new clothes every year since I was 12. I was the CEO of a company made $300,000 a year. And obviously I’m not worth more than five or $6 million.” says a dumbfounded Boomer. “Hi you know I’m white, I’m privileged…I I have a love wins sign in my yard. I am old money. My parents had a nice house. Their parents were probably poor. I don’t even know we don’t really care about that. We’re gala Terrian. But I am the old money aesthetic. …She is impersonating us when I think about it. But I am the old money aesthetic. Yet I got scared because I start realizing that she could actually be explaining reality but it’s just baffling to me.”

“See I would think he was old money like my in-laws.” says Chris.

“And most of hick Tik Toc would agree with you.” says Michael. “He’s not old money he’s upper middle class masquerading as old money to feel self important.”

“Yeah your your your your view of class has been defiled since the Kennedy administration in the 1960’s. But actually, it started before that. …America really doesn’t have a fucking clue how to perceive itself in an honest way, because there are a lot of people like the Kennedys, who genuinely cannot handle reality.” says Hemingway. “And I contributed to that, so did Scott. I came from more of an old money family then I realized and Scott came from a far more old money family than he was willing to comprehend. Because it made both of us feel dorky and stodgy, and unAmerican to be honest about it.”

“Nancy you insulted his parents house $1 million townhouse on Summit Avenue. It’s a nice place to live! But trying to sound posh and being psychotically obsessed with the idea that you were more old money than Lacey and more lethal than Lacey’s father you made $1 million townhouse sound cheap by your standards.” says the CIA.

“And honestly we felt sorry for you because a lot of us come from poor backgrounds in the CIA believe it or not.” says another CIA operative to Nancy.

“But we’re beginning to realize that we shouldn’t have enabled that because Lacey genuinely couldn’t figure out what the fuck you were trying to say and she still doesn’t know.“ says the first CIA operative. “I think you guys thinking that someone with $4 million in their 30’s and living in apartment isn’t an old money is off and they easily could be old money in like actual scientific reality.”

More later.

“Turns out a female CIA operative possibly had astrophysical relations with Bobby, because she was curious to know what it was and then he explained it to her using himself and her as an example. At least that’s possible.” says Lem. “And so now the CIA operative is confused.”

“What you all keep missing is that Lacey doesn’t have a loving family. She has wealthy relatives whose house she could be hanging out at being comforted but they don’t give two shits about her in that way. They exist but they don’t care. They care in a class way, but they don’t open their doors to her and comfort her and they never have. When she went to the University of North Dakota, she had an uncle, who is very prominent in the community, who could’ve easily had her over to his house. But his wife can’t stand that Lacey is prettier and smarter and better-bred than her because then that means that she married into wealth and that she didn’t somehow have it growing-up and she’s the one that grew-up in California. And her children have always had a very hard time with Lacey as well for egotistical reasons and that’s a known fact. But it’s lied about and so no they basically just blew Lacey off. I think they helped her once with a ride from a local train station back to her dorm and that was nice but that’s literally the only time she ever saw them.

But…when other family went to school at UND they were roommates with that uncle’s children and were over at his house frequently. Of course when that aunt washed her cousin’s underwear she was offended by how expensive the underwear was. The underwear that Lacey’s supposed biological aunt bought her son of course. And she later made fun of it to Lacey and her mom. But really these people are not loving to Lacey…

Some have had millions that they could’ve helped her with when she wanted to go to college and and her parents refused to help her but they decided that they didn’t want to. They have never really been there for her at all. And now they look at the depression that they’ve caused even her own mother as being her problem to solve, even though they caused it as the adults. But where Saoirse felt empowered apparently to kill herself, which is vile and tragic anyway…Lacey knew that that was a bad idea because there was likely Hell and it wasn’t just magical fairyland when she died because Lacey’s old money.” says a CIA operative assisted by Nelson Rockefeller.

More later.

“Lacey has authority, and as Americans you people don’t wanna hear it because then you have to deal with the fact that, even though you came here you’re still hearing things as peasants, no matter how wealthy you’ve become.” says Mrs. Louis Hill.

“But Lacey can’t comprehend how you people thought she was downtown-Larry-Brown, Jodie Foster meets J Lo from some white hood. She looks and acts like princess Kate, but from an elite farm in North Dakota if that’s possible.” says a CIA operative.

“Is CNh it possible that after Lacey hash tagged Chris… and he started reading her with the illuminati psychics that they said to him she seems to think you’re attractive, but not all that important and you’re kind of trashy you’re like street trash. And he took that incredibly narcissistically, and became very violently offended. Of course it was totally unfair, but he still couldn’t handle it because it was just too hurtful. And so he decided to go on a hunt with Taylor, Swift, Bobby. To try to annihilate her to make her feel inferior just for kicks, because he felt special and important and rich.” says the CIA.

“How wealthy is Mr. Blue really?! Only five or $6 million at most kind of like Chris Hayes. That actually isn’t that wealthy, considering that he hast to live in New York City much like Chris Hayes. And he knows that but he still likes to live in a delusional bubble or five or 6 million not with no family money and no understanding of how to live somehow still makes you elite. And he knows that but he still likes to live in a delusional bubble or five or 6 million not with no family money and no understanding of how to live somehow still makes you elite.” says a Joe Biden.

More later.

After having a lovely time, Lacey becomes suffocated almost several times, and she has to fight for her breath, and then she begins to wonder who she is fighting with turns out the illuminati tried talking with her father using psychics. Because he’s demanding to know why they’re protecting Mr. Blue and Bobby. But then he became too scary for some people to talk to and so they started imagining, using the power of magical thinking and nonsense, which is basically just the same thing, except not, that they were talking to him when really they were speaking to a demon who occasionally pretends to be Lem.

Her father thinks it’s suspicious that the Illuminati is somehow protecting a man worth $5 million and another man whose name matters more than anything else about him.

“You’re destabilizing the entire world for decades possibly a century…just to protect a man with $5 million and his friend Bobby?” asks Thomas Banks.

“He threatens that he’s going to out everyone in the Illuminati in some super special way.” says a George Clooney.

“Oh, I did! This is my blog and away I’m her father and if people go too far I get to protect her isn’t that fun?! You have opened up a portal for me to do things and I’m dead. So if there’s an Illuminati…did you see this coming? It’s not funny. Is that cool? No it’s not cool sister why isn’t it cool? Why isn’t it cool? Why can’t you just kill Mr. Blue? It’s totally irrational that you haven’t already.” says Tommy Banks. He thinks. “Oh I know because it’s telepathy and you have to use psychics and you’re worried that he’ll do some thing from the afterlife. Yeah probably. Or you’re worried that it’ll ruin some sort of psychic chain. Or you’re worried that it’s not just him that you’re talking to that there’s some sort of secret society within your secret society that’s communist and you’re using him to find out. Oh no, I get it but the problem is those have to be real reasons. If you’re just scared to actually kill someone in a rightful way, you’re not big bad asses you’re fucking fools and you have no fucking business running anything. Especially not The Illuminated Club founded in what? 1985?”

And so tonight…since $5 million in NYC is still important to The Illuminated Club (founded in 1985) we’ll be discussing their vibe. More later.

“It’s possible that bitches from the hood in the Illuminati hate Lacey and enjoy torturing her for sadistic narcissistic reasons that make them peasants. I may have been one of those dumb bitches that should be shot in the head if that’s what they’re doing if that’s what they’re doing? They’re ugly bitches Lacey is not, and that’s part of the problem. They’re ugly bitches. Lacey is not, and that’s part of the problem. And they’re not old they’re just ugly. They’re not fat they’re just ugly. And so it’s possible that Lacey is being tortured because they couldn’t figure out why she was trying to prove to the perfume community that she was old money and they don’t have the common sense or intelligence or good reading to understand at all. …So…as a human I stop thinking I could be one of those dumb bitches at this point. Because I’m not confused. They were wrong. Lacey was trying to explain that to them before things got out of hand.

‘Oh my gosh what’s that what she doing? I’m confused!’ they said. Because to them it’s super cool and funny as it is to torture an aristocrat who doesn’t have family in the Illuminati. Because it makes them feel like they’re rendering justice on the 1%.

Lacey is clearly the one causing all the problems in the world in their sadly dim minds and so is her family that vote Democrat often times, and donate millions to charity in a real sincerely loving way. And her father who cared about the poor while he was alive, was known for caring about the poor.

But that doesn’t matter to these dumb and useless bitches?? All they feel is narcissistic rage, and then they excuse it by pretending that they’re rendering justice on an aristocrat by not explaining anything to her, and protecting Mr. Blue.” says Lacey‘s cousin who died in his 70’s or so from eye cancer. He was a very well known, respected, prestigious elected judge in Washington state. He really was very well respected. He wore bowties and hornrimmed, glasses and suits, and that Victorian house that you saw was his. And he thinks it’s time for him to explain that he exists, and that you’d all probably be scared shitless if you met him in person and had to deal with him in a real legal way. “I know lots of assholes like Wobbly and they’re showoffs not intellectuals. I did help run people’s campaigns. I was involved in Washington state politics as Republican until my children convinced me to become a Democrat, but I am an old-school Republican at heart, possibly still in the afterlife. Bobby, I was a Republican. I don’t like your family because I see through you. My children convinced me to become a Democrat but it’s possible that I wasn’t one for years because of assholes like you who I literally cannot stand. You are the most self-serving backward fucking hicks that this planet has ever seen. How about that? Do I sound angry? I am very angry on the so-called other side.” says Judge William Townsend.

And so tonight we will discuss the $5 million Illuminated Society.

“Yeah Bobby, my kid did go to Harvard. He did go to Harvard Bobby. And you want to say that so bad to try dox me don’t you?” says Judge William Townsend.

“Your family really does wear Norwegian sweaters and bunads unironically and take trips to Norway every year or they used to and it’s normal to eat like oysters and seafood next to the ocean when you live there. And you really are just so beautiful.” says a perfume hater. “Casi doesn’t know what pretentious is; the definition or like what actually counts as pretentious or what pretentious means to people. She’s a total dumbass when it comes to what pretentious is. But I have a feeling it isn’t having a judge in your family who is prestigious or eating raw seafood when you live next to the ocean or wearing Norwegian sweaters when you’re extremely involved in Norwegian culture and you’re Norwegian.”

More later.

After looking up Chris Blue’s life Lacey says, “He is not elite. He is maybe technically is in the upper class based on salary at best, but considering what he has to do and where he has to live. No, it’s completely a awful life. A crap house in a crap neighborhood the bourgeois live in because they’re too poor.

And that’s all he probably has? Right? I doubt he has a beautiful summer home regardless to runoff to or if he does I hope he spends most of his time there. Because there are plenty of people who have far nicer lives that are far less stressful that are worth more or less. I’m sorry I don’t even know where to begin.” says Lacey.

“We thought you looked up his net worth before you were ever interested.” says Bobby.

“That’s your egotistical fantasy not reality.” says a Catholic.

“What in the world made you think that I would look that up? I don’t seem like someone that would other than for research purposes.“ says Lacey.

They push her head back to exert power after trying to suffocate her as per usual.

“ You really genuinely think that and then actually you’re unimpressed by his net worth aren’t you?“ asks Bobby.

“Yes, yeah I know. I would’ve thought he was worth more and actually no my interest in him had nothing to do with that. At least not in that way, and we can discuss that like rational intellectual adults but I don’t know that you’re capable of that so then nevermind.” says Lacey.

“I’m what way did you have interest?” asks Nancy.

“In the sense that a man who has an enormous fortune or power or both who has a good heart and a good mind and is good looking is rare because finding that sort of moral maturity and depth in men is rare.” says Lacey.

And at that Chris Blue tries to violently suffocate Lacey and use witches to draw her out of her body along with other people because…it’s devastating to have their delusion burst. They are such pathetic losers that they truly cannot handle what really should be just a simple emotional thing to handle as an adult.

“Welcome to The Illuminated Club founded in 1985.” says a prostitute with a raspy voice.

“This is your new glamorous home!!!” says a computerized male voice from a 1990’s board game.

“This is our wardrobe.” says a man.

“You splurge on a trips to California, Pellegrino sparkling water by the crate, and you buy a brand new Mercedes every three years.” says the raspy voices whore.

“Your children must go to the most expensive schools in Manhattan, or you will be excommunicated and turned back into a peasant.” says the computerized voice.

And at that the illuminati conjures a half a dozen people to walk past Lacey‘s car and tries to give her seizures. One of them looks like Lem and another one seems bizarrely curious about what is she saying into her phone. And then they’re trying to give her a headache, possibly a brain aneurysm and make her feel lightheaded. Because she’s right the aesthetic is complete shit. Their lifestyle isn’t glamorous. It’s tall and boring and dreary, and they truly are too egotistical to be able to handle it.

More later.

Here are photos from an old money country club that Lacey’s father was likely a member of.

And here is the aesthetic of the sort of club, that Mr. Blue would hang out at thinking that he was incredibly old money and yet so chic!

“Does Mr. Blue even belong to a country club?“ asks a reader.

“I’d be shocked.” says Lacey. “But I tried to find one that would be close to what he would probably join. No offense to anyone who is a part of that country club. They might be very nice people and it might be a very nice club inside but it’s not a pretty country club. I’m sorry.” says Lacey.

Profoundly nervous the they in the Illuminati is overwrought.

And at that as they try to get Lacey to choke on her food, she watches a documentary about Monsanto in French.

“What the hell is she gonna do if I kill her for real what is she gonna be able to do?“ asks Wobbly.

“Well for one thing she’s probably going to be sleeping with Lem who you desperately want to be gay but I guarantee if she dies they’re probably gonna be sleeping together or she’ll sleep with Michael. Worst case she’ll actually sleep with your grandfather or your uncle, but she’ll definitely most likely most likely be sleeping with Lem as a woman and him as a man not because she’s your uncle reincarnated.” says the founder of Monsanto.

Silence.

“Beyond that she might start killing people Bobby, very strategically.” says Hubert Humphrey. “Trust me. I know these people. I really do Bobby. Your best case scenario is that she sleeps with Lem for eternity and then there’s literally nothing you can do about it for eternity and then she kills you after she finishes taking care of other issues that would be probably more important to her than killing you first.”

“ Where is her scenario she find someway to start killing huge numbers of people inspiring mass shootings that are strategic of certain people so not just one at a time but huge groups of people. Or earthquakes. She may be able to inspire earthquakes that swallow literal people up and they’re in their homes that are evil. She’s very artistic creative person. If God gives her the liberty to do so she’ll probably make sure her kids are capable of living her lives first or she’ll try to take them to heaven as quickly as possible and then she’s probably going to go around helping children that are being held hostage. If you get interesting Bobby, depending on where those kids are being held, there could be terrible bombs falling from the sky, earthquakes and floods it could be an incredibly violent profoundly dramatic chaos to the extreme time in US history actually not forgive me in history of mankind that is how angry this woman is.”

“And if we let her live another 20 years without suffocating her or harassing her or harassing kids who are being held hostage, then what happens? So if we if we blow her family up or if we wait 20 years and give her a stroke when she’s in her 60s then what happens?” asks Wobbly.

“Ahh…that is a far better scenario. If you have to kill her and you shouldn’t have to there shouldn’t even be a reason to that’s insane but if you do, that would be the most rational way to do it.“ says Hubert Humphrey.

“Killing a child’s mother is far more awful then killing an adult’s mother. And you more than possibly most members of the Illuminati should it exist should know that far more than you seem to. And if she dies of a stroke when her kids are in their 20’s then they’ll have had their mom until they became an adult and yes, she may still choose to take them with her, but she might not too if they’re happy and they could have a happy life. It just depends. On the plus side if you kill her now in an appropriate way like by blowing her up or give her a heart attack not through suffocation she may go around killing all children who are being held hostage, and that might be happier for them than being alive. And we’re really your best off just waiting for 20 or so years and just letting her die of a heart attack or a stroke when her body may possibly be capable of having one in a very natural way. Ideally she wouldn’t have to be killed at all because I think she’s worried about what that would do to us spiritually. And I think she worries for her kids. But if you feel as though you have to kill her what rational reason and spiritual or moral in any sense even as a Satanist do you have for doing it right now through demonic suffocation and choking or some other sadistic, hideous means?” asks a man.

They struggle to find any reason other than hurt feelings over issues of social class.

“How can you be so petty? How do they allow you people to be so petty?” asks a perfume hater.

“ it’s possible that Chris Hayes isn’t even in the illuminati and neither is Bobby. Or Mr. blue if he’s anyone that you know. It’s possible that they really were just trying to find a way to kill the Nesheims to take over the oil and they decided to use Lacey as a guinea pig. Because she’s so psychic. It’s also possible that if they are in the illuminati that it’s like a cult.” says a French man. “And if they manage to not break the chain and stick together, spiritually against everyone else outside of the cult everything that happens will benefit everyone within the cult.”

“But what if you have an extraordinarily weak link; let’s say that Mr. blue does exist? What if he’s an extremely weak link then what happens?“ asks Nancy.

“We’re either supposed to kill him, he is supposed to die on his own, or we’re supposed to kill himself…or he is supposed to be shunned somewhat like the Amish.” says a man.

“I don’t trust their account completely, but it’s intriguing, non?” says Lacey.

“Goodnight!” says Lem.