Mel

Last night Lacey had a dream that her mother who raised her died. And this morning as she woke up feeling sad, she also realized again that the love that she took so preciously evaporated long ago from her mother who raised her. Growing-up she assumed that she was loved by her mom and it really wasn’t a ridiculous assumption. Her mother’s family still thinks that her mother is a sweet, loving innocent woman, because in many ways she is. But Lacey highly suspects that any love her mother felt if she ever felt anything at all was never that deep.

When you think of a bad mother, who doesn’t love her kids, you automatically assume that she’s trash. But Lacey‘s mother’s (who raised her) case that’s not the case. What is his mother doesn’t drink, she doesn’t smoke. She doesn’t swear. She tithes every single time she gets a paycheck and has for decades. She has a nice art degree. She speaks well, if not, intentionally colloquially at times to sound very down to earth. She is incredibly condescending and patronizing, but it’s an in it’s in an an operably insidious way. Lacey was talking to her neighbor the other day about a family that they know and when Lacey talks about it, it sounds entirely innocuous. If her mother would have the conversation it would be very clear, in no uncertain terms that her mother was superior very superior for knowing that family so well socially. But Lacey’s mother (who raised her) isn’t a Karen. She is more of an evil Zelda. She’s sweet, she is endearing, she’s incredibly insidious.

The only reason Lacey knows that her mother probably maybe never really truly loved her at all is because she’s never offered her any help or even genuine concern (like a phone call) since she fell down the stairs over a year ago. Actually, it was before that. Lacey‘s mother made it very clear before the birth of her second child that she wasn’t going to be helpful to them.

“I can’t be helpful this time like I was before; I just can’t.” she said. And it was sad in such a way where it was not something that one should question. As in, it wasn’t a death threat, but it was not something to be argued with.

How was she (Lacey’s mother who raised her) helpful before after she had heart surgery heart surgery, that Lacey advocated for her to have to save her life, Lacey and her (then) husband paid her mother to babysit their son. And then when they moved out west for a short time, she moved with them and they let her have whatever she wanted to eat. They paid for her flight there and back once if not twice and then as Lacey was falling apart when the Illuminati started to attack her, her mother decided that Lacey was too far beneath her to give a shit…to put it in colloquial terms. 

Her mother decided that she was done being helpful after she decided that they were no longer her problem. Of course…the Illuminati probably did something spiritually and talks to her subconsciously to try to convince her that what she’s doing is right in some way because it was about when Lacey started being attacked by the Illuminati that her mother (who raised her) changed dramatically the most, and seemingly stopped giving a rip about Lacey at all. It’s unclear what they’re doing, but they probably have Lacey’s mother (who raised her) convinced that she’s a moron.

Of course, the truth is if Lacey’s mother can be so catty and petty and cruel to her own daughter she probably never loved her almost at all but that doesn’t mean that Lacey is not part of their family or that legally she’s not actually her mothers executor of estate. When it comes to comes time for Lacey‘s mother to die, Lacey has total authority about what to do. As she should. That was decided long before the Illuminati started to attack Lacey.

but Lacey‘s mother has turned into a disdainful and heartless woman when it comes to Lacey. It’s unclear what it is that she doesn’t like, but Lacey always gets the sense that there’s something her mother isn’t pleased about. She never says what it is and she never has. And she loves to play the victim, that she somehow is kind to even acknowledge Lacey at all. But in truth, whether it’s because Lacey never became a lawyer or because their house isn’t big enough or clean enough whatever it is, Lacey has failed. And yet Lacey knows that that’s total bullshit.

“Mom I don’t know sometimes about my relationship with with Mark sometimes. I just don’t know.” Lacey said back in 2017.

“Oh, oh no, Mark loves you! Oh, I would never leave him. Don’t leave him!” she said haughtily aghast. “Oh, don’t leave him! You’re not going to leave him are you??!?”

In response, Lacey was quiet.

“Oh goodness no!” said Lacey’s mother (who raised her).

And so Lacey gave up because with absolutely no support from her family at all, as other people in her mother’s family voiced similar opinions that leaving Mark would be an absolute idiotically worthless thing to do…she decided that given the nature of their relationship, she could just leave Mark without leaving him. It essentially meant giving up on life almost entirely until she was able to leave but her kids were old enough, but such is life. So she had one more child because she wanted one more child, and it was a reasonable, wonderful thing to do. And that is one of the smartest things Lacey has ever done. The decision was made, of course, by defying almost the entire 20th Century.

A man born in the 1800’s nods in approval and understanding.

Lacey had to realize that there is love and then there’s marriage and they’re not that separate but they’re separate anyway and she already knew that but she decided to use her understanding of a great many things to carve out some sort of safe harbor and reasonable existence for her and her kids. Lem’s disgustingly spoiled, stupid question about whether or not, he’d be happy without marriage or with is so perversely sheltered where Lacey wonders if he had a brain at all when he spoke it.

The man from the 1800’s laughs. “Oh no, she’s right, she’s extraordinary, right! You were a dementedly spoiled and yet also ruined, shriveled up little piece of shit.”

“Why did you think everyone on God’s green earth wanted to answer that question about you anyway, especially if you were straight?” asks a woman from the 1800’s of Lem.

“Is our entire relationship about your happiness Lem?” asks Lacey.

“Shit!” yells Wobbly in the Illuminati.

“You gave your entire up life just to love Jackie Jackie Jack. Awww…aren’t you sweet! Wow! And now in the afterlife it’s all about you bitch, right?” asks Lacey colloquially.

“Lem you stole her life just like Jack wanted you to.

While you were perversely preoccupied like a self actualized feminist zealot about the meaning of your existence as a woman, while you were actually a cis, straight, unusually large, masculine, sensitive man…out of time Lacey is having no life at all. No living happiness at all. No friends that are real, no living family that truly cares about her, no one.

Forget, being lonely she’s never been loved. She’s terrified of being around other people now because they’re such assholes to her every single time she tries to talk to them. And then when she’s nice, the narcissists become suspicious and swarm around her like vicious wasps trying to kill her.

I am so sick and tired of seeing the Kennedys pop up on old money lists! No, they’re not old money! Sure, they might be part of high society, but you don’t do crap like what they did to you and what you did to her and what you’re still doing and be old money! No, that’s not old buddy! That’s Pezet trash bullshit from the gutter.

Lem…she has no life. She has no life!!” he yells. “She has no life. …Forget what would make her life happier or happiest…she has no life.” says J. P. Morgan (the original).

“Crap!” says a living Morgan. “Lacey I don’t think that my family is going to let you walk away from Michael quite so easily.”

“Oh, crap!” says Wobbly with a smile. He thinks they’re secretly on his side too.

“Bobby, I’m not gay. I’m certainly not gay now.“ says Lem. “And I wasn’t gay then either. If I was bisexual, Lacey is ready to just get rid of me. At this point even if I claimed I’ve been more in love with her than than Jack. Because I made such an absolute ass of myself that it’s very hard to recover from. And no, I don’t mean ass like I bent over and then took a picture of my butt hole and I was hot. ‘He shoved it up my ass!’ No. I made a fool of myself Bobby! I made a complete full of myself to an astronomical degree while I was alive.” He thinks.

“Well, here in the poor Midwest that’s not what I’m hearing.” says Lacey.

“I was gay!” the Illuminati prompts Lem to say.

“That’s what he’s saying to us!” says an Amal.

“I was straight. I actually was straight.” says Lem.

“That voice just sounds so low vibration and masculine and bitter! It doesn’t sound like Lem!” says an Amal.

Michael laughs. “If he was straight why wouldn’t he be low vibration, if that’s even a thing?”

“Because the rest of what he says and when you look at his pictures and hear about stories about him he’s such a high vibrational, loving, upbeat person that it’s just really hard to believe that he’d be so negative about that!” says a Hollywood psychic.

Mr. Blue nods his head in synch with the Hollywood psychic who he adamantly trusts.

“No, she’s never been to the loony bin. Those of you who are wondering. we can hear you.“ says Lacey’s grandfather in England about her.

“I am lost. Umm. Because that actually makes complete sense that he would be low vibrational about that part of his life.” says a perfume hater.

“I hear a ‘pulled by a pistol.’” says the Hollywood psychic.

“Also, who is your grandfather in England because that feels very real?” says the perfume hater.

“Never you mind, let’s just say that if her father dated someone and hurt someone very badly that that woman may be more maternal towards Lacey than any woman alive or who has been alive in her lifetime.” says Lacey’s grandfather.

“That’s super fake, right??!!?” asks Batgirl III.

And at that Bobby becomes convinced that it’s fake.

“No, no no I am very real. I’m very real. My daughter’s name is Mel.” says Lacey’s grandfather.

“Weren’t you like a heinously abusive man?“ asks Wobbly.

“That’s the story about me. Lacey has never fully believed it. And isn’t that weird that she’s never fully believed it. Either way, that’s not who I am now. …If I didn’t go to Hell I’m a very different person than I was when I was alive. Certainly including you. …Bobby, I’d be far more careful what I believe about things. skin and bones believes that I access they have for years. So does the CIA. So does M6. So did Queen Elizabeth. Philip was worried about me. Because I am a very real person. We were a very real family and the truth is if Lacey should be my granddaughter if we incarnation-excess, I’m not happy about it.” says Lacey’s grandfather.

“Would you be friends with gala Maxwell?” asks an Illuminati man.

“No we were British! …My family dates back to the beginning of the country. We were a very wealthy British family.“ he says.

“And truth be told we care about Lem but we’re also incredibly disenchanted with him and we like Michael a lot.” says a woman in his family.

“Does Mel love Lacey like a daughter when she dies?” asks an actress.

Mlle. Chanel cries.

“Yes, she does!” says her mom.

“Staying married, and making the best of it is something that you would’ve had empathy for or felt bad about or what?” asks a perfume hater.

“I think what she’s doing in her case is very smart because she’s exhausted.” he says.

“Tommy Banks is not at all surprised or dismayed by this conversation and he wants to make that clear. Meaning, of course she’s still his daughter.” says his secretary.

“And Bobby if you’re listening that’s why I said that I could be her dad back in 2008. If there is an Illuminati you’ve had that conversation with Lacey for years now multiple times. And you know that I told her that. I said, ‘No, I’m not your dad, but I could be.’ And that’s why I said it. See…because of Tommy Banks could be her father, given our background, and given who I was attracted to and could’ve married and had children with…it’s not unreasonable to think that I could be her dad.” says David A. Kennedy. “By the way, my entire personality is low vibrational! Basically everything about me is low vibrational. I am still sad, even though I’m dead. Whatever moron reads things the way that you know it’s like when you’re sad it’s evil know sometimes people are sad in purgatory because they’re still sad. It’s not evil.”

Anne Frank laughs, kindly.

“I’m not her father, but it sort of made sense. And if there’s an Illuminati Ghislaine Maxwell did actually figure that out, that Lacey really is just that rational and objective.” says David.

The Illuminati goes into chaos.

“Good luck!” says a British woman who has doubted Lacey.

“No, it’s real.” apologizes a British aristocrat.

The they in the Illuminati go into shock and denial.

“How wealthy were these people?!?” asks Casi.

“Casi!” yells a Gen. X man in contempt.

“At one point our fortune might have been around $400 million in today’s dollars. Today…we’d worth $10 million in Lacey’s name.” he says.

“Would she be in high society?” asks Wobbly.

“No!!” says her grandfather very sternly.

“Great!” says a Hollywood producer, sarcastically.

September by Sparky Deathcap plays.

Louis sings.

“I am not really abusive, but I might’ve thought it was sort of funny to let Joe make a total asshole of himself.” says Lacey’s grandfather about Joe Jr.. “I knew he’d fall flat on his face, embarrass his family and approve for once and for all that they’re total trash. He can’t be faithful, and they refused to be admitted to the penitentiary, so to speak. It was funny to me I was hoping Linn would catch on at some point and do some thing to stop it but that’s not quite what happened. And that’s where I overestimated people who are alive. Namely, the family that raised Lacey. But also people in her path like advisers. …She should’ve had an art history degree.” He thinks. “My granddaughter is very tender hearted.”

“Well, she had to have her kids, but she would’ve eventually had it within her to complete an art history degree. Those political science classes were just too deeply depressing.” says a woman in his family.

“It’s very sunny though in parts of America so that’s nice.” says her grandfather.

“I think that is the family that you belong to. I wonder if it’s Lem or Michael I have a feeling Lem is not going to give up but that’s your family.“ says a perfume hater.

“Were you related to anyone with a title?” asks a member of the the House of Lords.

“Yes distantly, and no.” says her grandfather.

“Did you have a title and it was taken from you or were you descended from someone with a title?” asks a dead aristocrat.

“Descended, seemingly.” says Lacey.

“That’s why I liked her. Because she’s so sweet. And she just wants to stay out of trouble and do as much good as she can-“ Pat Wilson says breaking into tears.

“Why did you decide that you were OK to be with Joe?“ asks a psychic in New Jersey.

“Because I loved him and I love him. For who he actually is, not who he pretends to be.” says Pat Wilson.

“If we-incarnation does exist, Lacey response to return to where her body is. Doesn’t she?“ asks a Brit.

“Oh, absolutely! She has very little interest in living anywhere other than England. But that’s regardless of whether or not reincarnational exists. She truly loves Great Britain, she truly does.” says her grandfather.

“You’re older aren’t you? You were born in the early 1900s or so? You feel older to her.” says a witch.

“He’s my grandfather either way, so he’s going to feel older. But let’s say he was born either in the 1920’s or possibly the early 1900’s, yes 1908 we’ll say. She rarely hears things like that for a reason.” says Lem.

“So your family was extremely wealthy?” asks a perfume hater. “Did you profit from slavery at all or not?”

“Not much, we made most of our fortune from selling other things. Not humans.” he says.

“Lacey has a vibe somewhat like Shailene Woodley doesn’t she?“ asks an actress.

“Yes slightly. But also Winona Ryder in her youth. And very much like Helena Bonham, Carter. And at times a little bit like Jennifer Lawrence. Yes, if you were to combine all those women together, you’d have someone slightly like Lacey, really, though she does belong to a very different time. June Cleaver is not an insult to Lacey. The thought of walking around with a husband who loves her who is faithful, wearing pearls and cleaning things is actually Lacey‘s ideal life. It’s not an insult to her. I think ideally she’d have a maid, but she’d have an extraordinarily clean house if she had a maid. She is an obsessively fastidious person by nature. Not getting homework done, not cleaning her house letting things go for her in general is a brilliantly bright red flag that there’s something horribly wrong. She is not uptight, but she hates disorder. And nobody knows that about her who she grew-up with, unless if they were psychologically astute.” says her grandfather.

“I think I could’ve guessed at that at this point because it makes sense. Things bother her, and if she can’t figure them out they bother her even more.” says a Von Lengerke.

“What do you mean by things bother her? That’s interesting.” says her grandfather.

“I just got the sense that everything bothers her. It’s just not like someone who is autistic but things just deeply bother her.” says the Von Lengerke.

“That’s because everything feels totally out of control to her. It’s an attempt to try to get control over evil chaos.“ says her grandfather.

The Von Lengerke stands in shock. It sounds so accurate.

“So her not being able to do everything perfectly is why she gave-up when it came to school?” asks a Messiah College professor.

“Yes, but she’s not quite that pedantic or obsessive but no, she couldn’t see the point. And she’s not wrong that’s the problem. If she had majored, however, in art history, she would’ve had a far greater tolerance for her own weakness as a human being. Meaning getting B’s instead of A’s because she couldn’t study because she was exhausted and too depressed. Having to turn in something late that wasn’t written perfectly, but still trying. Because she grew-up with a mother, who told her that art was for sloppy idiots, literally repeatedly, her entire childhood… So she would’ve had tolerance for her own sloppiness if she majored in art history.” says her grandfather.

“So you don’t see June Cleaver, as part of the patriarchy or to you the whole conversation is moot?” asks a bisexual Millennial feminist.

“You’re not going to like the answer which just proves that you’re a hypocritical asshole. I like you as a person but am I allowed to or is that offensive to you in your Grand Bitchuary? I am not a beast. I am not a beast sweetheart. I am far more feminine and dainty than that. I’m sorry if that’s offensive to you. And that’s just who I actually am. I have no inner core of darkness and anguish and masculinity. I have nothing like that. At all. No, it’s not upsetting to me, but what is upsetting to me, is that I am no longer allowed to be myself because it’s offensive, because when I act like myself, and I expect men to be men somehow I am exonerating some sort of evil patriarchy.” says Lacey.

“It’s offensive to me too. I think more like her and I also find it very offensive.” says a Putin.

“So there’s no more room at the table for people like you and we’ve sent you off to die essentially?” says the feminist.

“Oh you did a long time ago you people like you ruined my life to some extent. But you had a lot of help and I don’t think you-hopefully you didn’t mean any harm?” says Lacey.

“But you don’t hate me you just think I am an absurd fool.” she says.

“I hope you’re not in idiot. I hope you just misunderstood something somewhere.“ says Lacey.

“What kind of house could you buy if your mother died?“ asks Casi.

“It’s roughly the same size as our house now but the basement is finished and it’s in a nicer neighborhood and it’s maybe about $200,000 more than what we have now.” says Lacey. “Actually, it might be bigger than our house, but it doesn’t feel that much bigger but it probably is bigger when I look at the numbers, sorry.”

“How much is your house now?“ asks a woman who’s assumed the Midwest is poor.

“It’s over $400,000. But under $500,000.” says Lacey.

“If you lived in Seattle, where would you be living?“ the Midwest-is-poor crew asks.

“Why would you only buy a house worth $769,000. I thought you were guys were really rich?” asks the Midwest-is-poor woman.

“Because given our financial status, that’s what we can afford before I get more of my inheritance.” says Lacey.

“Our house is worth $1.3 million and I have five kids.“ says the pencil skirt wearing perfume hater.

“Yeah and I bet your husband makes around $200,000 a year and you bought your house for $800 and something thousand and you’re deeply in debt and you don’t have enough to retire on?” asks Lacey.

“You cannot count your family or your inheritance or the fact that you guys have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars or that they ilumiNATTI has stolen $1 million from you, it doesn’t count.” says Bobby seriously. “The fact that we were able to steal $1 million from you proves that you’re full of shit so gotcha!”

“The problem is the Bobby you haven’t been attacking-“ starts Lacey’s grandfather.

“Shut-up, shut-up, shut-up, shut-up, shut-up or I’ll kill you!” says Mr. Blue seriously.

“So you were expecting me to have a literal army and you were expecting her to have $1 billion and an army or she’s white trash. And that is your genuine, heartfelt sincere analysis?” asks Hamish Harding.

“No that’s absurd. Of course we’re not asking for that.“ says Mr. Blue sincerely.

“She should be living in a six or $700,000 house right now and she would be in Minnesota if you hadn’t up-ended her entire life. I know they could actually literally be millionaires net. But that that doesn’t mean that they would have a house worth millions because that’s not how her husband that she’s still legally married to not her real husband chooses to spend money.” says Hamish.

“If you hadn’t married Mark where would you be living? And what would you be worth?” asks Casi.

“She might be dead.” says Hamish.

“I’d be worth probably…well let me figure it out.” says Lacey. “Assuming I never married I’d probably be worth maybe two or $300,000. Maybe closer to 4 $400 or $500,000.00.”

“And I would probably own at least 50% of this house because I would’ve put a sizable amount down years ago like almost 10 years ago. So I probably would’ve put down $50,000 so I don’t know it-I’d probably I’d probably have at least $200 in the house by now.” says Lacey.

“It would look a lot better than that but no the house is worth around $400,000 and I this little tiny condo is worth around $400,000 and I would probably have around $200,000 in it. I don’t know if I might not be worth $500. I might be worth more like $300,000. but the thing is I think I might be worth more than that but no probably three or $400,000 and this is where I would live and it would look better than this trust me.“ says Lacey. “It might be better than that too, but it would it would probably be something like this.”

“Is that garden level?” asks a perfume hater laughing.

“Umm no. No, no I would never live on garden level.” says Lacey.

“Then why is it only worth $400,000? God, you’re such a peasant compared to me and my friends.” says the perfume hater laughing.

“Because that’s what a condominium in that area of Saint Paul costs.” says Lacey.

“I don’t think you’re getting the insults. The insult is that you’re really a peasant because like we’re lawyers and we make a run and like doctors and we make on like $200,000 a year and we live so much better than you could ever live, because you’re clearly like an idiot OK you dumb bitch?! I mean you want to sound so grand and intelligent and wise but the truth is you’re a fucking idiot loser OK, you crap whore!” she sincerely says, enraged.

Louis Hill Jr. laughs. Lacey looks confused.

“Do you understand why Lacey is making $40,000 a year and investing $50,000 into her house or no?” asks Michael Rockefeller.

“You’re such an asshole! God, you’re all such fucking assholes!” says the woman with self-righteousness.

“OK why are we making fun of her crap house? I get it it’s a shitty looking house it’s only worth $400,000 and it’s dark but why are we being mean why are we being classist?” asks a liberal female Millennial, with secret glee.

“Let me guess you’d have your masters degree from some Catholic school and you’d be a social worker probably making $40,000 a year.” says the enraged woman.

“Yes that is correct. That would be my life either that or I would’ve gotten tired of it and gone and decided to do something with art history but no I probably would be doing something with social work.“ says Lacey. “No I mean I’d probably be praying to die every day if I didn’t find love. And I’d have a net worth of close to half $1 million. And I would probably be a millionaire within the next 10 years at least I mean by the time I’m in my 60s I would have a retirement of over $1 million most likely. And that’s not nothing I mean for a single woman in her 30s and 40s or 40s it’s it’s actually upper class net worth wise probably but no I would’ve chosen a less lucrative job.”

“Would you even give a shit about what we thought about you?“ she asks.

“Why would I?!? You’re useless pieces of crap the way that you just treated me.” says Lacey.

“How much are you guys worth net?“ asks Michael.

“Like $40,000 at most but that’s not how you measure what class is! No, I’m right! In 2023 it’s based on your salary and the clothes that you wear and the friends that you have and stuff like that.” she says. “In the past it used to be what family you came from and repressive shit like your net worth but nowadays, thank god, people don’t care about that. …OK?! It’s. like credit cards are the American thing and we don’t need gold we don’t need land we don’t need all that…because we are the batch rulers of the entire fucking world. You’re a stupid ass.” says the lawyer worth $40,000.00.

And at that Bobby and “The Cool Crew” and the Bat Crew and highest society Coke “adducts” start shaking their asses with Mr. Blue.

“Do you own your own house or do you invest?“ asks a Rockefeller.

“I invest. I invest invest very wisely, but I try to be proactive about it too.” she says.

“How much will you be worth in about 10 years?“ asks a perfume hater.

“I don’t know like I don’t know what $10 million? I don’t even know. But I’m sure I’ll be you know working probably into my 70s but I’m sure I’ll be a partner by then too so it’s not like it’s a huge deal.” she says.

“Do you really get women off the way you claim to…just just out of curiosity?” asks a man of lesbians who brag.

They become very silent. They think.

“No, probably not.” they say honestly.

“Is it hot in here?!??” asks a liberal woman trying to help.

“You know if you were to take your $450,000 sell your condo and move and become a social worker in Manhattan where would you be able to live?“ asks a man of Lacey.

“That’s nice?” says Lacey.

“And she’d own that almost. At her current age?” asks a perfume hater.

“Yes, I think that’s very cute. I think it’s a very cute apartment. I don’t know that I’d want to live in Manhattan but that’s very cute.“ says Lacey.

“The place in St Paul isn’t that much nicer? Why would you want to live in Saint Paul??!?” asks a Midwest-is-poor woman.

“I just like St Paul.” says Lacey.

“So…could you get a job in Manhattan?” asks a lawyer.

“Yeah, I probably could.” says Lacey.

“Umm…no.” says the enraged $40,000 net worth woman.

“No?” asks Lacey.

“No??” she says mockingly. She rolls her eyes.

“She’s legitimately confused.” asks the Von Lengerke.

“Let it go!” yells Bobby at Lacey.

“No! You stupid ass. She’s actually confused!” yells the Von Lengerke.

“It’s…not likely.” says the lawyer worth $40,000.

“What’s not likely?!?” asks Lacey.

She cries. Shakes her head. “Umm…you’re a jackass!” she shrieks at Lacey.

“She’s JFK reincarnated?!?” asks a psychic seriously.

“Which do you mean?!” asks the Von Lengerke.

“She’s such an asshole!” she says to herself, rolling her eyes. Then she shakes her head in dismissal.

“No! Isn’t it obvious?!?” says the lawyer suddenly flirting with the Von Lengerke.

“Which one is it?“ asks a Vanderbilt.

“Do I have to spell it out for you?! Umm…it’s embarrassing! I’m talking about myself.” says the $40,000 net worth lawyer.

“ so you can’t make more than 120,000 a year? What kind of car do you drive because you obviously spend most of your money on rent and clothing and club memberships gym memberships? What do you do with all of your money?” asks Lacey.

“I am in a lot of debt! I am in a lot of debt!” she says. “But I mean I do have my nails done, my hair done, my eyes done, I’m waxed and I have a gym membership. And I like to buy expensive things it’s true. I have a handbag collection worth maybe $70,000. And I drive a Mercedes E class.” she says.

“What color?” asks Lacey.

“You’re vicious!” she says.

“What color?” asks Lacey.

“Black.” she says.

“Well, in about five years you won’t have to about getting pregnant anymore.” says Lacey.

“That’s true.” she says.

“Have you killed any of your children?“ asks Lacey.

“Yes, I have!” she says proudly.

“How many?” asks Lacey.

“Three.” she says.

“Well they aren’t your kids anymore. They still exist but they aren’t your children. How does that make you feel?“ says Lacey.

“Then why were they in my womb?” she asks.

“That’s a great question and something tells me they thought a lot more highly of you than they should have if they had anything to do with it at all and if they didn’t you put them there.” says Lacey.

“Actually, I have to correct you because there was one of them that I that was a product of rape. But the other two I guess you could say I put them there. I mean they weren’t wanted but duh I put them there.” she says.

“So why did you put two innocent people in your body who you’d have to kill when they were at their weakest at most trusting state? Like…are you an animal or a psychopath?” asks Lacey.

“I am not an animal or a psychopath. I’m a feminist and you don’t understand because you are really, really dumb. You’re a crazy Christian bitch and you have no idea what you’re talking about. That kind of ad hominem attack that you just made on me is textbook narcissism. And then I get to dismiss everything that you say after that because I’m superior to you and your shit under my shoe. I should probably kill you and your family because it would be better for the world if you were dead but I’m too busy being fabulous OK bye.” says the $40,000 net worth lawyer.

“Wow, that was a zinger! Are you a psychopath or an animal, for real?“ asks Lacey.

“Well obviously I’m more of an animal not a psychopath I had to pick!” she says.

“Well no, I mean there are apes living in Africa, who probably are actually more intelligent and nurturing and maternal than you are. But it’s good in a way that you killed your kids because I can’t imagine having to meet you and have you as a mother and God will have to make up for the fact that they weren’t able to live their lives here in this shitty earth that you’ve helped create. I mean really you you did them a favor by like getting them out of your circulation. You’re seemingly a horrible person and you probably should’ve tied your tubes and not even made yourself capable of having kids when you were in your 20’s. So thank you for having enough common sense to not give birth to children but it’s sad that they were ever in your womb and had to experience you as a mom. You are a woman, but sincerely if it was a just, common sense world, not everyone would obviously tie their tubes but, you’re someone who really should have as you shouldn’t be able to conceive you should be able to conceive. You’re an idiot basically and the world has humored bitches like you for far too long thanks to assholefeminism. I’m sorry if that’s too harsh and I’m sorry if that’s not fair to you but if there’s not reincarnation and God couldn’t have created your children in Heaven without you then thanks for creating three great people. But if He could have then well the smartest thing for you to have done would’ve been to make yourself sterile before you ever started having sex with anyone.” says Lacey.

“No, you’re crazy!” an American liberal says to Lacey.

“And how is she crazy?“ asks Michael.

“Well that’s a terrible thing to say to that woman!” says the American liberal.

“And what she said to Lacey that was wrong and evil was totally cool and killing three kids because she’s an responsible and stupid ass is totally fine as well?” says Michael. “If you’re going to make some dumbass argument about how people’s kids aren’t there’s if you’re going to make some dumb ass argument about how people’s kids aren’t there’s why don’t you kill yourself first to make sure that all your facts are straight.”

And at this point the narcissists struggle because there’s no great way to insult Lacey at this point in the conversation and they have to grasp at straws and try to find something somewhere. It’s incredibly exasperating to them.

“Did you decide to be fertile to try to attract men? Because if so, that’s that’s really pathetic and you’re clearly just trying to have a career and that’s your choice and I have no idea why someone like you should have a womb that works. Really, that’s just bizarre to me.“ says Casi to the $40,000 net

“You know…you’re the reason I hate Lacey!” says the $40,000 net woman.

“There’s no way that could be your house if you weren’t married and if you could, that’s really creepy to me because then essentially you could have a rather nice life.” says a hater to Lacey.

“No that could easily be her house, very easily.” says Michael. “Actually I don’t think she’d ever move to New York but no she could if did. She isn’t interested in material possessions in that way.”

“So if you were still alive, you probably really would be married to Lacey?” asks a young Kennedy.

“You look like your mom.” says Michael.

They nod.

“Yes, yes I I would be if that’s the way God actually organized it. Lacey‘s life went drastically downhill when I died. That sounds crazy but that’s possibly the way it actually works.” says Michael Rockefeller.

Elon musk may find that hilarious if he has a macabre sense of humor.

More later.

“Here’s what the Von Lengerke house looks like.” says Lem.

“Is it in a nice place?” asks Casi.

“Yes!” says Lem.

“Your legal in-laws, what does their main house look like?” asks a feminist hater.

“A lot like that.” says Lem.

The liberal psychics in the Illuminati read this as being untrue. Unfortunately they’re wrong.

“So that’s basically what it looks like or it’s sort of in that style?” asks a perfume hater.

“Well I mean, there are striking similarities. This house goes for $2.9 million and their house is probably worth around $2 million but it could be worth $2.4 million. I don’t even know. I think it was worth about $2 million when they bought it so I suppose their house is worth $3 million now? I don’t even I don’t even know but it’s similar to this.” says Lacey.

“ so this is their main house and they have another one worth like 800,000 somewhere else like a lake house or something?” asks a hater.

“Yup!” says Michael.

“You know Casi you wanted to showed off where you grew-up because you thought it would be impressive to Lacey. Let’s show people where that was and I think they’ll begin to realize why she’s so flummoxed by this conversation.” says Lem.

“And then once she showed her husband’s family’s house and called it a property, a very pretentious property.” says Lem.

“Both houses were only worth about $150,000 each and that’s not impressive to Lacey. Why did you think, if you can hear me, why did you think that would be impressive? Because you said it with a spiritual gravitas. And you have the American Illuminati backing you all the way. …People refuse to accept that there are no real loopholes with Lacey. And they have everything running or had everything running off of you Casi. So your $400 ring and your in-law’s $160,000 is what’s backing up the security of the US Dollar based on these people’s idiocy and staggering irresponsibility.” says Lem.

“So let me get this right: the Illuminati thought that Casi ‘knew something’ because she was secretly Lacey’s lesbian lover, and they couldn’t figure out how…but their trusted psychics kept saying that something happened that there was no evidence of on Instagram or in text messages and so they just assumed that Casi knew something that they couldn’t find some information that they couldn’t find? And they haven’t been able to let go of that conspiracy theory until like the last couple of months?!?!” asks a Tik Tok star.

“Yeah probably! And these are people that you think are really smart who would never go to the bottom of the ocean!” says Lord Snotgrass.

“Seemingly but the whole world didn’t side with them, but they were in control when it was decided and that was the mess that they made. It might even be why they lost the first election in 2016 to Donald Trump.” says Lacey.

“How much did they bet on this ‘spiritual analysis’?” asks a Belgian man.

“Almost everything in the US, if the Illuminati exists, and it’s amazing isn’t it, considering how dumb this actually is. But the force of the personalities behind the analysis and their level of narcissism is not something easy for them cognitively to brcapable of reckoning with.” says Lem.

“So it’s it’s not even like whether or not what you’re saying is true it’s that they imagined that Casi was actually socially superior or at least equal if not superior to Lacey?!?” asks the Belgian man. He laughs when he realizes his government was not remotely so stupid, as flawed as they are.

“I think it’s funny that a woman whose ancestors really could have started New York City lives in a $500,000 cozy apartment in the Upper East Side in my head now.” says a Tik Tok star.

More later.

More tomorrow.