Wealth

You shouldn’t have to be wealthy to enjoy nature.

“What was it that actually happened? You can’t find the post you’ve looked for it many times; it’s probably been hidden from you but what was it that actually happened that triggered the post you wrote in 2017? Let’s talk about that again. It was after you were attacked by the Illuminati a year or two after but what happened?” asks Lem.

“When I first went on Instagram, I went on with the mindset that I wasn’t going to be bullied by anyone and let it affect me.” says Lacey. “I was viciously bullied from age 5 until I was 10. And of course I was molested too. So all of that left me very gun shy about going in public and being held up to scrutiny. Or really going almost anywhere even a youth group if I thought the people there would be snotty or if they creeped me out. …But after psychologically wrestling with dozens of bitchy, bratty, awful snotty, competitive women to be with my husband ex-husband… and then finding out that he didn’t really even love me necessarily at all after we were married contemplating suicide…and then after we were married also getting pregnant accidentally and realizing that I had to stay in the marriage for as long as my child needed me to…and then basically suddenly engaging with F. Scott Fitzgerald’s ghost, because I was at the end of my rope, and we were in St Paul and somehow that kept me alive…and then inheriting you know hundreds of thousands of dollars for my family… I thought ‘I’m going to buy perfume, I’m going to make a blog and I’m gonna go on Instagram and I’m not going to care what anyone thinks.’” says Lacey.

“Saoirse says that when she first heard that you collected perfume for therapeutic reasons that made complete sense to her if there’s an Illuminati and she somehow read your blog. And she couldn’t believe how dumb how totally idiotic her family was in analyzing Lacey. Because it made complete sense to her; Lacey‘s psychology made complete sense to Saoirse. And she couldn’t believe her family was so stupid in their understanding I of art and beauty and peoples minds. And it made her fascinated with David her uncle because she related to him because he too loved art and it seems totally natural that Lacey thought she could be his illegitimate daughter.” says Lem.

“Because that’s part of the reason the Illuminati became so interested, especially MSNBC and Chris Hayes with Lacey if they did because they intuited that she thought she could be David’s illegitimate daughter. Lacey knew there was something peculiar about her in relation to her family. And she was reading a book. The one that was written in 1984 that actually may have prompted Bobby to kill them. The book by David Horowitz. And she saw a photo of David and in his eyes he looked like her and bells went off in her head and she thought ‘Why do I feel like I am so much more like him that I am like anyone in my own family?’ …The thing is she isn’t David’s daughter and she’s given that theory up but she never really settled that question in her head because there was always something lingering in her mind that made her wonder why she never really fit in with her own family in a profound way. …And Lacey did research, and David supposedly had another illegitimate daughter somewhere and Lacey had weird memories of meeting a woman with dark hair, who actually did slightly resemble Rachel Ward. The woman cried after painting Lacey’s toes and then Lacey never saw her again. So…it wasn’t crazy for her to wonder…but by 2010 she has no interest in pursuing it further because she’d run into a dead end and given up. And while it sounds crazy and far-fetched, in her case, there actually could be an enormous amount of validity to it, but she never thought that she could be Tommy Banks’s daughter.

Lacey had a counselor vaguely suggest that to her, but he was an older man, and it just didn’t make sense to her. But David, I mean we are Dutch and Irish and I think that was what she was picking up on was our coloring and our facial features and that’s what she’s always said it was. It looked weird to her. Because her hair and her personality and her bone structure just didn’t look like her family and probably there is some genetic similarity with Ethel and it wasn’t crazy to see that similarity especially because her soulmate may actually be lame and it was Joe.

You know now looking at photos of Tommy Banks when he was younger she looks infinitely more like him than David, but she never seen photos of Tommy Banks when he was younger than his 80’s. Her daughter has dark hair and it’s so likely that if she’s illegitimate that that stewardess actually did look slightly like Rachel Ward. If Lacey‘s illegitimate, Margy became Rachel Ward in her head, because they probably look somewhat alike. I mean for all you know, like it was a coincidence or it’s possible her father even had a crush on Rachel Ward.” says Saoirse.

“Or it could be the other way around because Margy may have entered the picture before Rachel Ward was a star. And if her father knew this stewardess in the mid to late 70s it’s possible that that was part of the reason they Illuminati brought Rachel Ward into Hollywood, because her father, being as powerful as he was accidentally sort of conjured her.” says Louis. “Whether that’s what happened or not that kind of stuff may actually happen to people who are really wealthy if there’s an Illuminati. The Illuminati sees their wife or their mistress, and then suddenly a movie star will appear who looks just like her or that person will be imitated and movies.”

“Anyway that was part of what they were dumb enough in a way to think that they could handle; the possibility that Lacey really was illegitimate and if she is Ghislaine Maxwell was one of the people who figured out who Lacey’s real father actually is.” says Lem. “Not because Thomas is a pervert but because I think she just somehow sensed that there was a similarity and Ghislaine actually is probably unusually intelligent. And she also knows that a man in his late 80s may actually really be capable of falling in love in a normal way with a 20-something woman because I’m sure she’s researched that to figure out what’s going on with herself and other people.” says Lem.

“I just kept being bullied by people. It wasn’t just Casi, Nancy was actually the most obnoxious because I befriended her to some degree or I thought I had and then she would say the stupidest stuff. …I mean she would say the dumbest things. She insinuated and then openly claimed to me that she was more old money than me.

And then she claimed that she had had like dozens of of new handbags from Louis Vuitton, and that all of her Hermès bags were real, even though they actually looked kind of fake in reality. And it was like, she would go on to me about how her followers were so jealous of her when they called out about how fake her bags looked and how that was just like people attacking me. What was her insult with that? Or was just that…perversely obtuse?!?

And then previous to that I I literally confided in her about how awful my life was at the time and she seem nice…but then she just used that to both psychically steal F Scott Fitzgerald, because I know Nancy is probably involved in witchcraft of some sort most likely, and also try to somehow psychologically maneuver it in other demonic ways. I don’t have the patience to describe it all, but she was extraordinarily obnoxious.

I mean I I would know she was obsessed. She was totally obsessed with me. She would copy me constantly and Casi did too but really Nancy was the one that really got my dander up because she had no sense of boundaries and I kept trying to be nice to her because I thought I should just feel bad. You know? This woman grew-up in the hood probably of the one of the worst areas of Philadelphia. And I know that because I’m familiar with that area and I could tell she was lying about it out of shame.

She is obviously not from old money south, even though she claimed that and then claimed a traditional southern dish as being one that was traditional and native to her Philadelphia Hispanic family. …I mean she she was obsessed. She was totally obsessed with me. She would copy me; she just try to steal your soul. I mean it was sick!

But there were other people like that too. There were a lot of people who really didn’t want to hear my boundaries. I would say things like, ‘I have maids!’ and then they would say, ‘I grew-up in a castle!’ or I would say ‘My great granduncle was knighted.’ and they be like, ‘Wow! Well! I guess no one can compete with you, you stupid bitch! Buuut…I can…because I went to Columbia and Yale and Harvard and all of my relatives in the Middle East are extraordinarily wealthy princes.’ And they’d be completely serious. It was such an insult to my integrity and intelligence!

And yet this was supposed to be a normal adult functional social community. But the many people were extremely psychologically destructive, and I’m sure they were being a egged on and inspired by the Illuminati. …And so the Illuminati was trying to attack me and then at the same time many people were just going insane, making insulting insulting to my character claims because they were mocking me. It was just mocking me. There’s almost no way that the people that claimed to have the enormous Middle Eastern money that they had had it…and that was very psychologically violent. It was a clever, calculated, violent attack on my soul!”

“No she’s right people do that at times to my grandchildren and it’s really really dumb because there are some people that do have real old money in their family and she’s one of them not like my grandkids necessarily, but it’s debatable. But regardless not everyone and their fucking mother has old money in their ancestry and some of the claims that these people made were absolutely asinine, and it was obvious and it was a huge insult to Lacey’s character and intelligence both” says Louis Hill Jr..

“Anyway, everything blew up the Illuminati with Chris who was obsessed with somehow proving that I was poor for his own communist, egotistical reasons. He didn’t want someone who’s authentically old money to not be a bad person. Because then their communism falls apart and they don’t like the thought that there’s old money in a way that isn’t just about money. They want to destroy sociology and anthropology because they can’t handle that. They ignore real, Christian, honest science when they’re processing through their self perceived, brilliant, social designs.” says Lacey Banks.

“Anyway, Nancy was really the one who Lacey was most upset with, but Casi wanted to piss Lacey off. Casi would almost weekly try to instigate fights with Lacey in a passive aggressive way. Actually, she possibly did almost daily, but Lacey always tried to tolerate it or be kind because she had genuine sympathy for Casi. …But Nancy really pushed things too far and then when Lacey started lashing out against Nancy, Casi being the narcissist that she is, assumed that it was about her not Nancy.” says Lem. “And it became this issue of toxicity in the community because there’s many people in the community who lie about how much they have. It isn’t just Nancy and Casi but because they didn’t realize that what they were doing was wrong and they excused themselves they chose the side of Nancy and Casi instead of Lacey’s side and ignored reality.”

“And then it was just a daily onslaught of people personally attacking me claiming that I’m a liar or claiming that I’m just being mean. Many of them conjured consciously or not by evil witches in the Illuminati.” says Lacey. “And actually, that psychotic type of socially violent conjuring is part of how they tried to convince me that I was insane at the very beginning when they first started attacking me.”

“Yeah…it was all of us because we are united group of people in a secret society of evil faith. So even if people hate me…they can’t kill me when I am evil because I am in with the cool cats!” says Bobby Kennedy.

“Yeah see that’s why I thought I was really, you know, old money elite…because what sane people know about the Illuminati?! And then I joined it and then I was like…I’m in bed!” says Chris.

“Umm…did Ghislaine decide to protect Lacey and that went South, and then she decided to tell Lacey the truth about who Lacey’s father was because she just thought it was sort of funny? But not funny in like a ha ha funny way more like funny like? ‘Ha! Now that’s gonna be funny!’ ?” asks an aging model.

“Yeah…why did you crucify me and Ghislaine if we’re such a tight secret society?! You’re not supposed to have done that.” says J. Epstein.

“I think Lacey is just odd!” says Casi’s poor southern peasant father-in-law to comfort Casi.

“Then so was the entire Greatest Generation, you poor fool…especially people like Michael and me and Louis and the Queen.” says Lem.

“He’s right. You all need to shut-up. …What you do it is hurtful to be dead. There are some unbelievably evil, hurtful things that you people say about other Christians and kind people who are hurting and who actually really aren’t mean at heart…they’re just different and you can’t handle the fact that you’re not like them. …Whatever happened to saying you’re not like her, I am not either, but that’s OK. You don’t have to make Lacey evil that’s not fair to you that’s not fair to us that’s not fair to her. …It doesn’t have to be this daemonic, evil, black and white nonsense.” says Casi’s dead in-laws.

“Shut-up?!? Shut-up?!? You’re gonna tell me to shut-up?!? …So how does that not make you just as out-of-touch and evil and passé as Lacey?” asks Casi sincerely offended.

“Yes, you dumb little bitch!” yells the dead in-law at Casi.

More later.

Bomb (Lacey did not write this. It appeared on its own.)

More later.

“Casi found ways to make passive aggressive, derisive comments that belittled Lacey’s wealth and beauty almost daily. And Lacey, being humble and sweet as she genuinely is had empathy for her. But Lacey also realized that it just didn’t make sense and so she ignored it daily for years. …Because Lacey knew the Casi wasn’t very bright and that she really just wanted to make Lacey angry more than anything out of bitterness, jealousy and resentment…because apparently Casi has some delusional idea in her head that she’s owed superiority…over everyone. She is a narcissistic, idiotic, little bitch from a trash family. But that wouldn’t have had to be a national crisis if Chris Hayes hadn’t decided to turn her into the communist-innocent class martyr of the Century on MSNBC.” says Lem Billings.

“Casi would look at a picture Lacey would post like this daily and comment something like, ‘Gorgeous! Are you on a yacht today or are you sailing on a cruise? What a delightful fragrance to wear!’ And then what was she supposed to say?! The hotel where she was staying was more expensive than a cruise. Literally, a cheap, white trash, working-class-peasant cruise that pollutes the ocean isn’t threatening to Lacey. But to Casi a cruise is a higher society, blankety-blank. So to Casi Lacey knew to Casi that in Casi’s mind she really thought she was threatening Lacey and putting her in her place finally! …And Lacey didn’t ever have the heart to explain to Casi that she was staying at like a four or five star hotel, and that she actually doesn’t like taking cruises, because that sounds legitimately snobby. Because she knew that to Casi, a cruise would be a very big deal and she didn’t want to shame her for being a peasant, poor piece of white trash. Because she knew Casi had no idea what she was talking about. Casi is the kind of person who thinks a $400 piece of shit from Kay Jewelers is truly threatening to a woman who could buy a $30,000 diamond from Bentley and Skinner.

It was funny Casi you’re a joke you’re a moronic joke. And Chris Hayes can’t handle that because, if the illuminati is real, he feels like that daily around people that he has to deal with.” says Lem Billings.

“And they lie to him and he lies to them and actually a lot of them are probably not old money so he gets away with seeming cool by doing drugs.” says a Bobby Kennedy Jr..

“Casi a $400 piece of shit is a $400 piece of shit. You should have understood that in 2018 before the pandemic started because you are too vain to realize how ugly and trashy you are compared to a woman better than you.“ says Lem Billings.

“Are opening?! …Lacey needs to stop because this is getting really hard on my ego. It’s like my ego house until P. It’s just so are opening. Lacey needs to stop because this is getting really hard on my ego. It’s like my ego house until P. It’s just so mean, dawg!” says Bobby Kennedy Jr..

“And what did Lacey say in response to Casi’s asinine comments? She did say things like, “No my family and I are just on a vacation next to water. Yes, Hermés is a lovely company! They make wonderful fragrances!’” says Louis.

“Yeah and who would Lacey piss off?! White trash and middle-class people in the perfume community who really couldn’t comprehend what was going on in the conversation and wanted to think that they somehow were magically more elite than Lacey or were her equal and they aren’t and they weren’t.” says Lem. “They never once had any empathy for Lacey or realized that she was really just trying to stand her ground in reality and also correct Casi’s mistake.”

“Oh that sounds pretentious the way Lacey said it?! No it doesn’t! She’s putting Casi back where she belongs.” says Louis in a rage. “What you can’t handle is that there are people in this world who aren’t pretentious assholes who are better than you!”

“But people used to know that. They didn’t get their little panties up in a twist about 10 to 20 years ago. So what gives?! What happened?! Is it possible that Lacey living was that threatening to the Kennedys psychically that they just started shitting all over the entire fucking world?!” asks Billy Graham.

“Were they afraid that Lacey being alive would prove that Jack was a sociopathic bitch-faggot and Lem wasn’t?” asks Lem. “ That I was straight and a victim and that he was a whorish piece of shit?”

“Well you’re so wholesome lame you’re so wholesome!” says Casi self-righteously.

“Casi you don’t understand reality and nuance? Or what it just bothers you to be wrong about…anything?” asks Lem.

“No it’s not every time Lacey posted something Casi thought she was winning…and she really is just that genuinely stupid. That’s my theory.” says Louis laughing.

Silence.

“Possibly Chris…thought Casi was a liberated feminist. He thought she was an intellectual from a poor family, who had a really made it! Even if Casi was on food stamps.“ Louis laughs. “He thought Casi was profound, and he was going to use her as a symbol of his communist ideals. And it has been extraordinarily hard for him to let go of that concept because he thought he’d hit gold.” says Lem Billings.

“Why did you make fun of her wealth Casi? You’d either have to have more than her or you’d have to know someone who has more than her who’s somehow yours… I don’t understand why you were making fun of her life and her wealth?” asks a perfume hater from Alabama.

“Because I thought it was dumb that she was showing-off $3 or $4 million like three $4 million. Isn’t that much?“ says Casi trying to sound sexy.

“And I’m supposed to care?! Why the hell do I have to care what the fuck you think?!” asks Lacey.

“Because I’m being catty on behalf of myself and my poor family and saying that you’re not really better than us because you’re so beneath people who are billionaires and then I’m also trying to say that I am more like them because I understand that…unless you have billions of dollars…your wealth doesn’t matter.” says Casi.

“And that’s why we lost the US to Putin, Casi. Because new money, narcissistic, bullshit billionaires took you far too seriously with your idiotic, desperately stupid, pseudo intellectual bullshit.” says Michael Rockefeller.

“Shake your big flat ass bitch! Because it’s flat but it be BIG…so shake it!” says a rapper to Casi.

“Why is $4 million net in your 30’s such a paltry sum to you Casi?! You don’t know anyone old money or anyone even worth half that much??” says Misty from the afterlife. “You were using me for my money because I’m smarter than you and I make good money and that’s why you were with me because you were trying to get money out of me. It’s possible that I eventually saw through you and got sick of you.” She thinks. “No I mean I hope your life with Chris is real. And that your rings worth $1,000 from Kay Jewelers makes you happy. Because I was gonna buy you an $8000 diamond $5000 diamond that you had picked out.”

“Am I sensing insecure trash billionaires who are trying to really threaten me?! Ha! You guys are a joke, because I’ll just blow-up the world and send you to Hell where you might belong. Too bad your brains don’t work other than to make money. I’m not threatened by you, you’re full of shit! You are the people who bullied Louis into giving up all of his hundreds of millions of dollars and lots of other people like him! You viciously shamed them for decades…and now you want to take that power that you stole and just bully me with it?!? …You’re useless idiots. You are useless, airhead idiots running the world on nothing more than you’re a shit-ass, low-class, hypersensitive, hyper-inflated egos!” says Lacey Banks.

“Right…yeah. Yeah. No way!!! You’ve hit your limit, BITCH!! You are full of it!! There’s no way you’re not bluffing! …Because there’s no way! Because hoe…I went to end over poop school.” she says with Asian American grandeur. “See! See!! And fuck you bitch! I have Pendergrass and I have a perfectly straight teeth! Yeah?! Dight?! No, yeah now you’re full of it. Now you’re done! See! There’s no way you’re bluffing there’s no way because I went to end over poop school and I have Pendergrass and I have a perfectly straight teeth.” says a first generation wealth Asian American billionaire. She calls herself “Yew Bling Master.”

“And your house and your body are made of plastic because plastic makes it perfect right?! And you’re a genius?! What’s your IQ hot shot? I bet it’s about 3000 right?” asks Lacey.

“Is your wealth as big as Casi’s BOOBS?!?” asks Lem. He laughs derisively. “Siri like to just snob you and let you feel superior but you’re too dangerous. That’s the problem. Yo?! You don’t really understand anything. You really are a bunch of fucking airheads with guns and bombs.”

“So you demonic peasants defrauded actual divine right kings like the British Royal Family and you’re still working on them right now…under the guise of liberating, the actual downtrodden poor. And then you divide and conquer families like the Banks family, and you used families like the Kennedy family who were too evil and stupid to realize what they were doing to the Billings family. I think you are satanic vampiric bats from Hell. Vladimir Lenin was your useful idiot wasn’t he? …So if the sun is shining and that’s what y’all been up to for hundreds of years. Just trying to drain the world’s wealth from the top for your egos and this is your grand finale showdown isn’t it? Because Lacey probably really is worth about $4,000,000 net and Casi is your useful idiot who is convincing a little poor people like her that that doesn’t mean anything anymore but if she spreads her legs that she can be rich too.” says Misty in the afterlife.

“I think Lacey isn’t really acknowledging that homosexuality exists. She thinks all homosexuals are faking it like lump sum agree?! Agee!” says Chris.

“There will be a lot of smoke taffy coming. If y’all bitches don’t understand that they’re millionaires that don’t want their millions stolen from them, hoe!” says Louis.

“ oh my gosh if we met with your phone and piss you off and then take over the world and kill you all please tell dad and will you made you mad we made you mad now because we seem like you stupid be human but because volcanoes winner, winner, chicken dinner oh my gosh if we met with your phone and piss you off and then take over the world and kill you all please tell dad and will you made you mad we made you mad now because we seem like you stupid be human but because volcanoes winner, winner, chicken dinner!” say ALL “white trash billionaires” in the entire world.

“Shake that flat big ass hoe, shake it!” says a rapper to Casi.

“So then basically, you’re relying on a burning scorched earth and the Devil…the devil himself…to prove that you’re not just peasants who should’ve died in the black plague. Oh no, you’re really the secret superior race and because you made money, a lot of money and then you killed everyone because they irritated you. …That, and they didn’t like the whole pedophilia thing. …That you’re going to somehow…you’re gonna prove that you’re leaving and we’re all dead and the Earth is burning and it’s just you and the devil? …How fun! We’ll be dead and in purgatory or hell or heaven, and will be praying for you while you die from your stupidity.

I know I’m not just talking about white folks. I’m talking about Asians that are like this and middle easterners who are like this and Africans are like this and southern American people from south America who are like this. I’m talking about indigenous people who are like that, so I’m talking about anyone who probably shouldn’t exist in a perfect world as themselves.” says a Cambridge University professor.

…

A commercial for literal poop perfume comes on the station after the explosion that kill all the peasants so the 21st Century billionaires can finally have some fun.

“Do you know if you ain’t got millions you ain’t a human!” says the announcer laughing.

They say, “From the billionaires that brought you the end of the world. Poo poo poo. That’s right you heard me grab your feces out of your toilet and shove it all over your face! Melt it your microwave; it’s organic!”

…

“Where did all the peasants go? you might wonder? They killed themselves, or they slowly died off, and the only people left where the billionaires and the descendants of the billionaires who didn’t kill themselves.” says Lacey calmly.

“Watch your ego! There’s no way that that’s possible I checked with my genius brain.” says Chris seriously without irony.

“Oh, because they wouldn’t kill you?! They’re too smart to totally destroy humanity?! I I doubt that Chris. I doubt that the people who brought you global warming and ended ahh…systematic burning of fires in the forest…are smart enough to not self-destruct.” says a farmer’s daughter from New Amsterdam.

“We can use this for communism Chris don’t worry don’t listen to her come to the Darkside.” says a communist.

“ oh, so you’re destroying all of humanity, so that billionaires can realize that they were shit once you blow up the entire world for the sake of communism?” asks Lacey to clarify.

“It’s time for Wanda mystery.” says Wanda the Kennedy family stage mom. “How do you run a country? Jack doesn’t know it neither do I. So kids it’s time to find out? Is this a country? Is a country even a thing?! The philosophers ask us. Maybe it’s not maybe it’s just in our imagination.”

“I think the Nasheim oil is fake…but I am well I am 100% king!” says a New Age guru on NPE, formally NPR. “When I read you Lacey with my gurus that are dead that tell me that I am a goddess every day and that I’ll be a king of the world if I snap my fingers four times…I’m getting the sunset. I’m hearing from my special friends who ARE LOVE that the oil doesn’t exist in the thousands of acres of Nesheim land. And then they kindly say that Lacey is an ugly fat bitch. And by the way, LEM IS GAY AND JESUS TOLD ME THAT HES IN LOVE WITH MEEEEE!!!” He feels sorry for Lacey but must resist and persist baby!!! “He’s gay! Lem is gay! And I’m actually the whole world. It’s going up!” He laughs like he’s already won. “At the count of three the world is gonna freak out if we keep listening to her!!! SHE’S SEDUCING MARRIED GAY MEN!! They’re becoming magically bisexual or straight!!!” He calms himself with a few Perc. “The whole world’s gonna freak out if we keep listening to her and take children seriously. Butch it’s all gonna be OK that all the time in love with me. And by the way, lemon, gay he’s gay, lemons, gay and I’m actually the whole world. We ALLhsy. GAY!!!”

And at that a beautiful monarch butterfly commits suicide on Lacey‘s windshield.

“There’s no way that’s possible, even if it’s actually true because of postmodernism. See, I think Lacey thinks that that’s the butterfly effect. Because the butterfly flew towards the windshield and it was weird and then she thinks that means it’s like the butterfly effect. …Isn’t that what she’s making an allusion to?” says Chris seriously.

“Well it was very bright orange, and I am fairly certain that it was a young monarch butterfly, but it could’ve been another kind of Orange butterfly. Do you have to be a pedantic? It was weird that a butterfly flew towards my windshield.“ says Lacey.

And at that Lacey’s young child in the backseat who means well starts brutally questioning her and so she becomes suffocated by the Kennedys, who don’t wanna think that Saoirse killed herself. Because Bobby’s too fucking hot in their minds and Lem was gay so it’s a mathematical impossibility in their estimation.

Silence.

“So are we really just fighting about like two things today that Casi well actually three things? First thing 1. Casi doesn’t wanna admit that she was kind of just an idiot. 2. Second thing is that people don’t wanna admit that they thought Lacey was making stuff up because they too are backward idiots. 3. Lem isn’t gay and the Kennedys maybe genuinely can’t handle that among a great many other things in reality.” says Louis Hill Jr..

“See I just said that with him at the very end so now there’s a curse put up on Lacey that’ll make her die of an orange taxi cab that will fall out of the sky when I eat mushrooms tonight for dinner.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr. in complete sincerity and witchcraft-hope.

“Would you like some of Wanda’s specialty? Because Bobby just had some and he liked it it was good for him. He thought it was yummy.“ says Wanda the Kennedy’s family stage mom.

“Yeah, I know the perfume community did analyze that. We all thought Lacey had to be making stuff up because we couldn’t figure out how someone could be saying things that were so vicious about people poorer than them and I have a feeling that was a decent amount of Nancy’s vibe so to speak.” says a perfume hater to Louis.

“Yeah and Chris plays dumb partially because he doesn’t wanna admit to the chaos that he’s created around the world for petty reasons probably because he knew Lacey if she ever met him in person would think he was ugly. So then he made her a gold digging moronic bitch to avoid feeling bad about himself. He got violently insecure realizing that she was too far out of his league.” says Maria Seay.

“Kind of like how my care team at my rehab facility thought that I was making up the drug culture of the 1980’s in New York City because it scared them and made them feel what I don’t know insecure?! Which kind of makes you wonder if they were actually all secretly drug addicts themselves, or if they just did what they did at the facility to feel better than the drug addicts they were pretending to help.” says the first supermodel.

“Oh so you just decided to start saying things that were scary…partially to make fun of the worldwide fake nicety created by American middle-class assholes?” asks the perfume community of Lacey.

“Yeah, that was part of the joke you all were supposed to be in on. …The thing is, it really wasn’t as violent as you’ve made it out to be. It was actually very rational discourse that I wrote, which I think threatened you too much because you had deliberately chosen to ignore my innate superior intelligence. Right?! In reality there was nothing crazy about what I said. I didn’t sound like Jay Gatsby. It just sounds like that way to you because you’re such dim, pathetic peasants!” says Lacey.

“We never thought you were like Jay Gatsby in reality. We just said that to you in some way because we were hurt.” says the perfume community to Lacey.

Later.

“Hurt by what?!” says Lacey.

“It sounded like you were berating us for being poor.” says a perfume hater.

“No! That’s a lie. …I was reacting to being harassed. Not to you being poor.” says Lacey.

“We didn’t harass you!!” yells a David.

“Oh yes you did you little sleazy bitch! You are the most passive aggressive assholes I think I’ve ever encountered. Maybe not thee most but you’re up there with the greats.” says Lacey. “The thing is…I tolerated it until it all became unbearable”

“You were supposed to go to Hell!!” yells Chris at Lacey.

“For your ego?” asks Lacey. “I can’t!!”

“You were in love with me!! You can’t get out!” says Chris seriously.

“That’s absolute nonsense.” says Lacey.

“No!! That’s the rule!!!” yells Chris.

“That’s not a rule you hick!!” yells Lacey. “Not all hicks are hicks. People used to know that. Stop lying… But you are a real hick.”

“So people can get over people?!” asks Casi.

“Oh, absolutely! You better believe it. They really can.” says Lacey.

“Why?!” asks Lacey. “It’s easier to control my brain after you threw me down the stairs isn’t it? And that’s sad. You are such pathetic peasants!” She thinks. “Do you genuinely eat your own excrement?!”

Later.

“Lacey is insane. This blog is schizophrenic nonsense. She drives by my house everyday.” says Bobby Kennedy Jr..

“That’s not possible. She’s literally nowhere near your house. Ever!” says a woman who stalks Lacey for real.

“That’s not true!!!” whines Bobby.

“Who even are you?!” a perfume hater asks him.

Bobby Kennedy Jr. laughs. “I’m a lawyer. In Russia. I am working for Tsar Putin.”

“No you’re not!” says his son.

“Yes!! My father worked for Kruschev.” says Bobby Jr..

“That’s idiotic. You’re not living there. You’re just working for Trump!” says a Biden.

“I’m not working for Trump!” says Bobby.

“He paid you!!” says a Biden.

“No! I’m his best friend and we drunk together but I’m not being paid by him.” says Bobby.

“Are you sucking Don’s cock, Bobby??” asks JonJon.

“No!! I wouldn’t-That’s not my-No!! We are friends! And he’s straight!” says Bobby.

“Then why don’t you convert him the way Lem converted Jack?!” asks a gay man.

“I don’t like men in that way. Ok?! I’m playing along for the sake of being fatherly and Christian. But I’m really extremely happy with my wife and I’m straight.” says Bobby.

“So your plan was to use Lacey to destroy the world for the poor?” scoffs a perfume hater laughing at Chris. “Or it was to get at her because you had a hurt ego? It startles me that a celebrity would be enabled by the Illuminati to destroy the world because of your organizational bylaws. My god!!” says a perfume hater. “And not even a big deal celebrity!”

“Au contraire!” says Chris. “I am actually quite famous!”

“Chris Hayes!? The tv host?! No. He’s not a real celebrity. He’s just a cable news show host.” says a reader of Lacey’s blog.

“Who is Erin Gloria Ryan?!” asks a European perfume hater.

“She’s the Baroness in The Sound of Music according to her.” says Lacey.

“No! I’m a celebrity!” says Chris. “So is my wife!”

“Your wife Casi?” asks a perfume hater.

“Chris married Casi?!?” asks a perfume hater.

“Yes! Of course! They’ve been married fir a while. That’s why she left Instagram!” says another perfume hater.

“No! They’re not married!” says a woman at MSNBC.

“Yes! They are! Casi’s husband’s name is Chris!” says a perfume hater.

“That’s not the Chris I’m talking about.” says the woman at MSNBC.

“Who are you talking about?!” asks another perfume hater.

“I’m talking about the Chris Hayes at MSNBC!” says the woman.

“Who cares?! I wanna talk about why we attacked Lacey.” says a perfume hater.

“Yeah! But that’s only because of me. If it wasn’t for me there’s no way she’d be able to conjure up the stuff she does. She’s a witch! And she’s evil!” says Chris Hayes.

“I married Chris! He bought me a real love token. See…Lacey’s ex doesn’t love her. So even if he bought her a $50,000.00 ring and he could…I guess…it’s not meaningful. And that’s what I stand for.” says Casi.

“You secretly married MSNBC’s Chris Hayes??” asks a conspiracy theorist of Casi.

“No!! That’s silly!” says Casi laughing.

“Does Casi have tactical brilliance?!” says a conservative Republican who has read Lacey’s blog.

“I doubt that!” says Lacey.

“You find her boobs arousing?” asks the conspiracy theorist if Mr. Blue.

“No! I don’t!” says Chris laughing.

“Your husband doesn’t like your boobs?” asks a perfume hater.

“No!! My husband LOVES my boobs?” says Casi.

More later.

“You’re a real buff dude!” yells the (the whole Illuminati whether it wants to be whole or not) Illuminati at Lem.

“You’re a real buff dude!!” yells the Illuminati at Lem.

“Is that supposed to be an insult??” asks Louis.

“Yes! How can you take that as a compliment?!” yells MSNBC sincerely.

More later.

“I’m not clear on why we want Chris to be married to Casi?” asks the perfume community.

“Because she wins then.” says a perfume hater.

“But…how much are those rooms a night?!” asks a perfume hater

“It’s about $400.00 a night.” says a perfume hater.

“How much does she think a cruise is??” asks Casi.

“$5,000 for a week?” asks Lacey.

“Yeah! And then you pay for gas and food.” says a perfume hater.

Later.

“So it’s equal or more than taking a cruise?!” asks Casi.

“A good vacation is often expensive for every family, Casi.” says Lacey.

“How much are your blue stone earrings?” asks a Malaysian.

“The emerald cut blue topaz in plated gold? I bought those at Neiman Marcus for around $200.00.” says Lacey.

“That’s not that much!” she says.

“No!! But when you consider what they are they’re a good buy.” says Lacey.

“How big are they?!” asks Casi’s mom.

“14 ctw each.” says Lacey.

They seem startled.

“Anyway, they’re probably still available.” says Lacey.

“That’s private!” says the hater in Malaysia.

“What is?” asks Lacey.

“Your jewelry.” says the hater.

“You’ve decided that?” asks Lacey. “So it’s your jewelry?!”

“No! You drive an Audi!?” she asks.

“Proudly!” says Lacey. “Is it your jewelry? ANSWER ME!!!”

“Yes!!! You post photos of it and it’s ours! Just like you were nice to us with your husband and now he’s ours!” she says.

“Are you high or insane? Or Hindu? Or Buddhist?” asks Lacey.

She laughs. She thinks.

“So you spend thousands and thousands a year on luxury and leisure?!” asks Casi.

“Casi, that’s inflation.” says Lacey.

“Misty is right. I had it good with her.” says Casi crying.

“Did you cheat on her??” asks Lacey.

Casi pleads the fifth.

“Why did you do this to me?!” Casi asks Lacey.

“Do what?!” asks Lacey.

“I tell people she cheated on me.” says Casi.

“Oh, I see. Yes. I feel bad for Misty.” says Lacey.

“What do you think happened between us?!” asks Casi.

“I think you have been a bisexual since you could be one. Whatever that means to God. And I think you just never dated a woman because it scared you socially. You were afraid of being ostracized. …But then Misty was cool and accepted by cool people. And she was rich enough to catch your eye. And see…I’m not a gold digger so this is where I get lost. Do you think like a shark that’s smelled blood or like a leech? Or what? ….Regardless, I think you fell in love as much as you could but took it for granted or you were uncomfortable being queer for deeper reasons. …And I think you found some guy who caught your eye and cheated.” says Lacey.

“Are mad at me?! If I cheated on Misty are you mad at me?!” asks Casi.

“If you’re Casi…and you cheated…yes.” says Lacey. “I have a feeling you really hurt her deeply.”

“And you knew I was full of shit from the start. How?!” asks Casi.

“I suppose it’s like the Catholics. …Except unlike Catholics who might worship Christ in a real way…I don’t trust you. And why?” Lacey thinks. “Honestly?”

Silence.

“Oh dear!” says Louis.

“What is it?!” asks Casi, exasperated.

“You seemed…trashy in the exact way my mother always warned me about.” says Lacey. “Isn’t that funny? She taught me that people like you were often automatically stupid, sexually aggressive and gross, abrasive…and untrustworthy.” Lacey looks uncomfortable. “She taught me to brutally snub you. But I was trying to be Godly.”

“What is it about me?!” asks Casi.

Lacey rolls her eyes. “Your weight. But also your manner of speech. Your perfume choices. Your hair. Your makeup. Your clothes. Your apartment. Your attitude. Your ideas. Your routine. Your…life. Your mom. Your whole vibe.” says Lacey.

“And you were taught I was lowly and should be avoided?” asks Casi. “For safety reasons?”

“Yes! You are harmless when left alone.” says Lacey.

“So…you assumed that was backward or what?!” asks Casi.

“No and yes? …I assumed it was…possibly backwards but…more likely…unGodly.” says Lacey.

Casi is enraged. This means she’s talking to a real American aristocrat and that’s not what she had figured out?

“What made you think I was poor?!?” asks Lacey of Casi. “And ugly and stupid? Or did you smell money?”

“Hi! See that’s the problem Chris she doesn’t know what to say to that question because she’s really asking herself.” asks Bobby Kennedy Jr..

“No she’s asking me!” says Bobby.

“ oh, that was not you that said that Bobby that was Casi.” says a Gen. Z woman.

At this point, Lacey has been brutally attacked practically smothered noises are happening all over her room, and her daughter has fallen and hit her nose. Her children are suffering, international boundaries are being crossed, and World War III is starting because one man name Mr. Blue can’t handle that he’s a peasant. And Bobby Kennedy, Junior thinks that he’s the President of the United States.

Hey, Lacey asks her daughter if she can hear the noises and her daughter confirms that she can hear them to know Lacey is not a schizophrenic her daughter just about fell again and it’s becoming unbearable to Lacey‘s nerves. The demonic attack against her on a very personal level isn’t cool it’s psychotic; it’s profoundly psychotic.

“Yeah! We’re torturing you!” says Bobby thinking he’s turning her on. What he doesn’t understand is that he’s actually psychologically pushing her to the point of rightful homicide. Not because Lacey is crazy because she’s genetically elite and he’s a trash peasant bug compared to her.

“We thought this was your pedophilic place in your brain!” says Chris.

“No this is the part of my brain where I want to start strangling people, literally.” says Lem.

They desperately try to suffocate Lacey out of hurt feelings.

“So you know we’ve been torturing you like we’re demons from Hell but I still feel mostly just entirely sorry for us because we’re poor and that’s all that we care about. We have no pain for that other stuff. The only thing we care about is the money.” says Bobby in a heartfelt moment in his life.

“You want money for drugs?” asks his grandfather.

“Shut-up!!” yells Bobby.

“So that’s a yes?” asks JFK.

“Yes!” says Bobby in the afterlife if he died right now.

“Which drugs?!” asks Casi.

“I was addicted to heroin. Now it’s pot.” says Bobby. “But I also like shopping and looking glamorous.”

“Yeah and the Illuminati has it in their heads that Lacey, eating and breathing is her secretly being evil and a pedophile.” says God. “That’s what their psychics are reading because their psychics are blind to reality when it comes to Lacey.”

“The thing is…she’s gotta be poor or I was actually in love with her and my wife and Erin won’t like that.” says Chris.

“So you were in love but she didn’t understand who you really were. And then you secretly to yourself hung on and she got over you?” asks a prick journalist who’s deadly but “think he cute.“

And suddenly the closeted evil…realizes Lacey could actually be illegitimate.

“Are you fighting with her genetics more than her conscious mind?” asks Casi.

“Yes!” says Lem.

“You have no idea how to be nice to an aristocratic do you?” asks Putin of Bobby Kennedy Jr..

“When did we start shitting mercilessly on your grave?” asks a perfume hater.

“After all my cousins realized I was prettier than all of them in 2010.” says Lacey.

“But they’re probably not all prettier than me. Are they.” says Casi.

“I’ll post photos of them and you can decide for yourself. They look more elite than you but now they’re not all prettier than you Casi.“ says Lacey.

“Below are three collages of her legal cousins.” says Lem.

“Where did these people go to school? I don’t wanna know who went where, but just where did some of them at least go to school?” asks Casi.

“The University of North Dakota, University of Washington, Boston University and I think one of them went to Purdue but I don’t know for sure. I think her mother might’ve gone to Purdue or mother might’ve taught at Purdue or she went to Purdue. I don’t know.” says Lacey.

“Any new prestigious college at at prestigious college is added to the list?” asks China.

“Yes I don’t know if Boston University counts as a prestigious school or not but I’ll start the list off there Boston University, the University of Washington, NYU, Harvard, John’s Hopkins was just added, Creighton I count Creighton… and I feel like there are other prestigious schools but I just can’t think of them…unless if someone studied at the Sorbonne very briefly or I don’t even know but there’s something else I think, but those are the ones that come to me right now. And we just added Johns Hopkins.” says Lacey.

And at that Lacey starts being suffocated because people fall apart people who want them to be gay see the resemblance between Lacey‘s cousins and Lem and can’t handle it because both of her cousins who look like Lem are very straight. And yet they look a lot like Lem and then all these gay mannerisms that people are imagining are authentic after looking at Lacey’s cousins to seem potentially faked on Lem’s part and that’s very difficult for some people to psychologically handle.

“Both those two guys are gay or no they’re really straight and they’re brothers aren’t they and that’s their sister?” says a gay man.

“Yes, they’re both extremely straight. They’re brothers and they are my first cousins legally. And if you’re seeing something that reminds you of Lem and makes you think that they’re gay that’s imaginary dear they’re both very straight.” says Lacey.

“If you’re starting to feel hopeful, that’s good if you trusting in God if you’re not trusting in God curb your enthusiasm, someone has arrested development.” says Lem. “And no I don’t mean Lacey.”

“They’re all better looking than me even the men!” says Casi.

“Boy that was a huge coup for Jack as a predator to get Lem if Lem was straight.” says a gay man.

“Yes! It’s amazing. Much like abusing me sexually was a huge coup.” says Lacey. “Satan really had a shining moment in humanity those years. But of course…it’s evil…so…it’s not a coup for life. Radiation poisoning? Yes. AIDS? Yes. Covid? You got it!! But…you genuinely enjoying your day at all? No.” says Lacey.

“Covid would like to be left out of it if possible.” says AI. “AIDS is very quiet these days.”

“Why…did Christians…turn God into a pedophile?! And how…did they not notice that?!?!” asks a pedophile.

“It was intentional. But…otherwise…I think people are ignoring it, missing it out of stupidity of some sort…or they’re actually just perverted.” says Lacey.

“You’re schizophrenic!” desperately says a French woman to Lacey.

“No actually clinically I’m not diagnosable as a schizophrenic, sorry.” says Lacey.

“You stole a piece of her brain and it’s a part of her brain that controls her breathing and the truth is God is keeping her alive. And why? Because you feel incredibly sorry for yourself growing up poor Mr. Blue. And you feel profoundly sorry for yourself, Bobby for not being old money and being short. I think it’s possible Bobby really isn’t straight and actually really is struggling with Lem but I also think it’s very possible that Bobby was and still is straight. Because I don’t think Bobby can handle the fact that his father died, and he lies about that because he doesn’t want to seem weak.” says Michael.

“Some of the people are famous!” says a reader.

“Slightly.” says Lacey.

Later.

“Famous for what?!” asks Casi.

“You’re thinking porn star? No. My cousin is a belly dancer. She’s not a porn star.” says Lacey. “None of them are porn stars. Or exotic dancers.”

“What are they famous for?” asks Casi.

“Christian indie films. Norwegian television. Modeling. Miss America competitions. …And possibly being distant cousins with Lemoyne Billings. …And I think that’s it.” says Lacey.

“Do you think your cousins are all straight?” asks an Illuminati witch.

“No? But maybe yes. They’re very mysterious. I could figure them out if I had to. But they’re very private people in that way.” says Lacey.

“Even if they’re straight?” asks a woman.

“Yes!” says Lacey.

“So even if they weren’t confused they’d be mysterious?!” asks the woman.

“Yes!! It’s like an innate curiosity! Curiosity like a curiosity shop.” says Lacey.

“Do you think you’re like that?” asks the woman.

“No! I doubt it. I think I seem…beyond mysterious and yet…possibly because there’s something legitimately dead about me.” says Lacey.

“Goodnight.” says Lem.