Happy Birthday To Them…

Sexy Fuck by Sir Hancelot plays.

To repetitive lyrics, “sexy fuck” which are the only lyrics in the song Sexy Fuck…the they in the American Illuminati shake their asses. It sounds a lot like Baby Got Back but the only lyrics are, “sexy fuck.” Because they’re genuinely too stupid to understand understand anything more nuanced or complicated.

And at that they in the Illuminati tries to suffocate Lacey because that’s their only response with the three brain cells they share between all of them. What does, “sexy fuck” mean? It means exactly what it sounds like. It’s being sexy and fucking people and getting fucked. …It’s fucking people in a sexy way. It’s a celebration of how sexy fucking is. Essentially it’s what it means to “fuck.” To be sexy, to a narcissist. It’s essentially the same word, in a sense, just different enough that they feel sophisticated singing it.

“This is my jam!” bellows Casi.

“Yeah, it’s got a good beat to it!” says another American man her age.

They start dancing together. Their “dancing” consists of standing in one place and shaking their asses like they’re trying to cool them off on a hot day.

“Hey guys, is that the Shake Em Up??” asks a Gen. Z man.

“Yeah, that’s the newest dance craze!” says a Gen. Z woman.

“You’re supposed to shake up your ovaries and your testicles like you don’t want to have kids.” explains a woke Gen. Z woman.

“So they’re pretending that it’s to cool off their hot asses but this is really just a celebration of the castration of the American people by the they in the American Illuminati?” asks a Tik Tok star.

“Oh yeah! I mean…why would you wanna have kids? I have a plan to kill myself when I’m 30 with a rope and if you were as aware of reality as I am, you would have a suicide plan and mission as well.” the woke Gen. Z woman very condescendingly.

“Global warming?!?” asks a confused woke Millennial woman.

“Nahh!” says the woke Gen. Z woman.

“Then what is it?” asks Lacey.

The woke Gen. Z woman rolls her eyes. “I plan to die! But I’m a sophisticate. Unlike all of you! …So my plan is to die elegantly.”

“So what’s the point of fucking?” asks Michael.

“There is no point!” she says in annoyance.

“Then why not just kill yourself now?” asks Lacey.

“Because that’s not my plan!” she says in growing frustration.

“What’s the point of even having a plan?” asks Michael.

“To be cool.” she says.

“What’s the point of being cool?” asks Michael.

“It’s it’s own thing, dumbass!” she says shaking her bottom to the song.

“No! It’s not.” says Michael. “What’s the point?”

“Just to be chill!” says her male counterpart.

“Why?!?!” asks Michael.

“Just to be cool!” she says nonchalantly. She shrugs her shoulders.

“Why?!?!” begs Lem.

“To be cool!!” she yells, impatiently now.

“If this was 1962 and this was Jack Kennedy telling you this, this would’ve magically just made sense to you right or wrong?” says Lacey to Lem. “See me having to ask that question is why Michael is still here.”

“I agree!” says Harold.

“Yeah, it would’ve probably just magically made sense. I would’ve made it make sense but of course, in the back of my head I would’ve realized it was abject nonsense, but I would’ve told myself that I didn’t matter.” says Lem.

“How do you deny your sexual urges your entire life?” asks Lacey.

“Because Marilyn Monroe wasn’t you or a lot of other women unfortunately for her. And Jackie was so masculine looking and shallow. And they were all very shallow. The women that I was surrounded by were idiots. You would’ve lost interest in Joe and his family very quickly and they couldn’t, they couldn’t get over those men because they were dim as dirt.

I had no one around me who was all that arousing as it’s not fun to fuck nothing. And the women who were simpler and sweeter and sexy I just didn’t have the nerve to touch or they were loose and I resented them for it. Or they were married to someone else but the truth is there really wasn’t there just wasn’t anyone around me who was kind enough to really catch my attention or deep enough or beautiful enough. I am very good at controlling myself. But that inability to properly lose control in a human way and feel passion it is part of the reason I was at an addict later in life. If you had been there, I would’ve become psychotically possessive of you in a way that would’ve terrified people. I thought Jack was fun. We had fun I thought, because he was wealthy and he was spoiled, and he got away with things that were innocent at times to get away with. And I misunderstood a lot. I didn’t understand a lot about human sexuality. And I thought, ‘Oh this is fine! I’m not straight how would I know.’ Because Jack insisted he was straight, and I thought maybe screwing women would be helpful and cure him somehow from his homosexuality because I think subconsciously, I thought that would cure me. I thought if I could sleep with women and really enjoy it in the way that he does I probably would settle down-I thought I could make sense of it. But most women were just too insipid for me to be able to fuck. I couldn’t handle them. They were too dumb. They were just absolute fucking morons. Who wants to make love to a piece of shit for brains?

Jack was smaller than me and he was stupid but I didn’t realize how stupid he was at the time. He seemed like a ugly woman and helpless and needy like a woman.

I got no pleasure out of him sleeping with people, but I thought maybe it would be helpful for him physically sexually it’s all interrelated.

He wanted me to be obsessed with him and he manipulated his way into my mind and made it seem like I was the one who was obsessed.” says Lem.

“That’s not enough! She’s not asking for you to crucify yourself but that’s not enough.” says JD Rockefeller.

“I didn’t think so. Lem stop making excuses for other people. It sounds terrible to call people that surround a Jack net idiots. It sounds like a redundant sentence waiting to happen, but I don’t know how else to describe what might have happened if you were straight other than to be incredibly brutally, harsh and honest. Because the sad truth Lem is that’s where we’ve been in Lacey‘s life for the last Olga, pretty much her entire life line. There was never a moment for you to be sweet and agile and be taken seriously by her. Her life is far too sad. ” asks Louis. that family embarrassed you and embarrassed me because they lied and they told her that Joe was like Elliot or like me and he wasn’t. He was prettier than me so I might argue that he was prettier than Elliot although I don’t know about that one so much but that’s all that he was pretty and rich just like Jack that’s all any of them ever wore because that’s all their father let them be pretty rich assholes present very little sense very little brains, very little depth and the people that surround them are like that too, that’s why they’ve ended up dead.

That family embarrassed you and embarrassed me because they lied and they told her that Joe was like Elliott or like me and he wasn’t. He was prettier than me so I might argue that he was prettier than Elliott although I don’t know about that one so much but that’s all that he was. He was pretty and rich just like Jack and that’s all any of them ever were because that’s all their father let them be. They were pretty rich assholes with very little sense, very little brains, very little depth and the people that surrounded them are like that too, that’s why they’ve ended up dead.”

Sexy Fuck plays again.

“Wait, what? Umm…that’s why they ended up dead…that’s so cool!” says a woke Gen. Z woman.

“Wait, we’re dying now that’s what we’re doing guys?” asks Casi.

“Are you cool?” a woke person asks Casi.

“Don’t even ask me that you’re not cool enough to.” says Casi.

“Then you must be extraordinarily cool!” says the woke woman.

“You could say that if you really had to I guess. I don’t know!” says Casi.

“OK so yeah, I mean it’s kind of become a popular thing to have a death plan to die before you’re 50 at this point. We’re all going to transition into the afterlife before we turn 40.” days a Gen. Z woman.

“OK well I’m already 40 so I’ll just have to do the poor person’s version of it.” says Casi.

“I mean, I could come through for you all and just blow up the whole country?” brags a Putin.

“Yeah, I know because you’re like a billionaire dude for real!” says a woke Gen. Z woman sadly.

“I mean Jack got shot when he was in his 40’s and you’re like a peasant so then maybe you could like get shot or something I don’t know.” says a Gen. Z woman to Casi, apologetically.

“I mean, where does one even get shot though? Like where does that happen? Where does one procure it like a death?” asks Casi.

“Imean you could probably just like do you like you know it do it yourself and like jump off a cliff or like a high bridge or something but that’s so like it’s sort of trashy and sketchy and overdosing is so selfish because it just makes everyone sad. So I feel like the smart thing to do would be to probably go into like an inner-city area and like walk up to the right person like you’re probably gonna have to start side studying gang signs and you’re gonna have to find the right sort of like the right sort of people and like source like gang violence, and then just be, ‘Hey, like make me a sacrifice out of me and shoot me!’ and I have a feeling you can find someone in this great big world on your journey-adventure, who would be willing to do that.” says a woke Gen. Z woman. “I mean there’s like euthanasia too but that’s not like real death like you need to like raw hard-core die for it to count so go find someone to shoot you because that’s how the cool kids, do it!”

“Oh my gosh, you guys are my friends!” says Casi.

“I don’t like to use the F word. Because friendship is a part of the patriarchy, and I am not contributing to the madness of zone seven.” says the woke Gen. Z woman.

“Umm what’s zone seven?!?” asks a dead Pakistani businessman.

“Okay, zone seven is what I prefer to call the section of The United States, formerly, that I live in.” she says.

“Zone seven where is Zone Seven? asks an actress.

“So who why isn’t it the United States anymore?” asks Michael.

“Zone seven is the United States formerly Canada, South America and most of Antarctic. It’s a really big zone!” says the woke Gen. Z woman.

“Because I am a witch. I am an expert in the supernatural and I had a conversation with the Earth and she told me that she prefers to be called as she/her/they and that her real name is zone seven.” says the woke Gen. Z woman.

“Are you sure that that was a real conversation with an actual entity?” asks Harding.

“If Lacey can talk to ghosts, I can talk to them too and they’re the same ghosts and mine are just as real as hers and no one’s better at talking to people than anyone else. There are no exceptions, everything is equal, everything works in my favor and yes, that was a real person I was talking to. I talked to a woman named America formerly well she prefers to be called a she they but she now prefers to be called zone seven.” says the woke Gen. Z woman.

“What if it was a demon or an angry dead woman?” asks Elliott Roosevelt’s daughter.

“There are no angry dead people! No, they’re all in absolute peace and bliss and that’s what my psychic healing has taught me over the years. I’ve read 35 books and that’s the topic and no I’m an expert! I know that for a fact there are no evil angry things in the whole world, and I was talking to an incredibly aware entity and she knew my mothers maiden name.” says the woke Gen. Z woman.

“Oh, no, she did not!” says JFK.

“No she did! And who are you a little boy?” asks the woke Gen. Z woman of JFK.

“I am not a little boy. I am a grown man I am JFK, actually.” he says haughtily.

“No you’re not! JFK was far more masculine and virile than you!” says the woke Gen. Z woman.

“So you think I’m masculine and virile, my goodness!” says JFK smiling.

“You’re not JFK stop! That’s so Catfishing OK asshole!” she says.

“That hurts because I actually am JFK, okay?!“ he says.

“Then why are you so effeminate and weird?” she asks.

“I’m not effeminate and weird! I am elegant and sensual!” says JFK.

“ OK I mean you’re saying that with a lot of authorities maybe it’s true, but I can’t understand why you’re talking to me that are you in love with me?!?” she asks him.

“ do you know? Yeah I am.” says JFK.

“ wow, that’s really cool so we’re in life now. Wow that’s really cool.” she says.

“ what’s the point?” asks Lacey.

“ to be happy to be happy and find happiness and to find love!” she says, smiling.

“ so you gonna find that with Jack I don’t think I could find it with anyone but Jack I think he’s my soulmate twin flame but he’s dead and you know the funny thing is my story is different than everyone else’s or you know what else I’m at or we can aristocrat and I’m prettier than most people and I play the viola.” shecsays.

“ it sounds like you’re describing Lacey.” says Lem.

“ who is Lacey?” she asks.

“ the woman talking to you!” says Lem.

“ that’s not a demonic entity?” she asks.

“ no, you’re talking to a real woman.” says Lem.

“ and she’s that beautiful and she has a soul?!?” she asks.

“ yes!” says Lem.

“ oh, she’s like she’s like a gross imperialistic colonialistic piece of shit, right?!?” she asks.

“ yeah, I know are you, Irish I am Irish?!?” asks JFK.

“ no actually I’m not. I am Norwegian. Actually I don’t know what I am I am white I don’t know.” she says.

“ where are you from?“ asks JFK.

“ my family came from Louisiana. I know that much but I don’t really know that much more.” she says.

“where in Louisiana?!” asks JFK.

“ a kind of outside of Baton Rouge.” she says.

“ you know really I’m not in love with you anymore.” says JFK.

“ OK why?!?”she asks.

“ because I have a sense that your ancestors own slaves in a plantation in Louisiana.” says JFK.

“ OK but those are my ancestors not me?” she says.

“ yeah but that’s you’re a descendent of them you your family profited from slavery!” says JFK.

“ it wasn’t me!” she says.

“ we were dying in Ireland or you were beating your slaves, so I’m sorry this isn’t gonna work!” says JFK.

“ what is Loma straight? You beat him like he was a slave and I’m not saying anything about it because I’m a nice loving open minded person.” she says.

“ but he was old money and he wasn’t black so it doesn’t count.” says JFK.

“ I mean yeah you’re right you can hurt white people all you want. There’s nothing wrong with that because that’s like a righteous thing to do but it’s still kind of bothers me if I’m being honest.” she says.

“ well yeah because were the oppressor and we constantly harm people white people never do anything moral our God and if they do, it’s just magically nothing because it’s a white person.” says JFK seriously. “I thought about convincing guy that I am all of me by doesn’t work. And honestly I don’t know why you’re not just with a woman or a cardboard cut out.”

“ whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, a cardboard cut out?!” she asks.

Scratch. All the they look around.

“Why does that chair suddenly seem arousing to me?” says a woman in the chair they.I

“I feel like a chair and I could definitely have a relationship.” says a they man.

“You know I am really in love with my pen.” says a they guy.

“Do you know I was gonna be like to marry a piece of paper?” says a super elite man.

And that’s when it happened. They-people stopped and heard the lyrics to Sexy Fuck and realized it was a stupid song. And suddenly the chair seems like they’re hero. The pen like the best friend I would never let them be lonely I think it ever gosh darn have. The piece of paper, the quiet, soothing companion that would ease all their woes.

“ it’s just a piece of paper. How does this relationship work?” asks Michael.

“ shut up, Michael I just got into relationship with cardboard cut out and it’s the happiest I’ve ever been in my entire life!” says the woke Gen. Z woman.

“ and I fully support the situation. I fully support it, endorse it and now I’ve gotta go find someone else to fall in love with excuse me.” says JFK.

“ Michael why are you questioning something that is too deep and complicated for you to understand???” says the elite man in lobe with a piece of white, simple, empty piece of paper.

“ no I’m not trying to judge you. I’m just trying to understand how the give-and-take between you and that piece of paper works.” explains Michael.

“ how dare you? How dare you bludgeon me the patriarchy!” says the man.

“Enlighten me then! Please, what is what is it like being in love with paper?” asks Michael.

“ it’s the best sex I’ve ever had in my entire life!” he says, laughing at Michael.

“ how have you had sex with this paper? It looks like you’ve barely touched it.” says Michael .

The man touches his head. “ it’s in my head it’s all in my head I don’t have to get undressed. I don’t have to actually have sex physically I just do it all in my head.”

“ then how are you having sex with it?” asks Michael.

“ I don’t like your tone I’m feeling like I can’t share my truth.” says the man.

“ OK but you’re assuming that this paper then has some sort of spiritual entity that’s manifesting yet another realm or you’re just imagining having sex with paper?” asks Michael.

“ I don’t like the word imagining I feel like that’s a heterogenic usage of the verbatim. I prefer to call it a warming trend. That paper was once part of a tree, and we don’t talk about that because I am intimidated by trees, and I find myself constantly reminding the paper your paper. No, you’re not a tree, but um, just as a sort of token of trust in my papers, faithfulness if you must know, I called a warming trend. Why are you warming trend perfect world or warming trend would be a good thing for a tree and a great thing for a piece of paper because you could write on the paper and maybe even make a poem I love poem on it.” says the man.

“ so why don’t you write on the paper?” asks Michael.

“why would I want to do that?” he asks.

“ because that paper might enjoy being written on?” asks Michael.

“ is that paper telling you right now that it wants to be written on?” asks the man.

“ maybe it is I don’t believe that inanimate objects have a spiritual force to them but I would think that if it did, they would probably want to be written on!” says Michael.

“ I am not a spiritual entity that can erase what I have written, and make it a clear paper again I am not privileged and that way.” he says.

“ that’s why I think that we should all just kill ourselves like I think all humans should just sister exist!” says the woke Gen. Z woman.

“ I love that idea I mean that’s basically the trend that our culture is going in is just total annihilation of humanity and we’re celebrating it as we do it.” says a fashion designer.

“ yeah, I mean annihilation really is the way to go that’s it’s cardboard and it’s gonna get wet and I’m gonna fall out of love and I think we should probably just destroy all of humanity makes complete sense to me!” says the woke Gen. Z woman.

“ so is that the actual worldview that they in the illuminati have like total annihilation of all of humanity is that like secretly what you guys really believe in?” asks a journalist.

They nod in unison.

“ I mean it’s because we’re atheists and we don’t believe in an afterlife not because we’re stupid for worshiping Satan!” says an atheist.

Silence.

“ that’s neurotic arm and I’m realizing that I am a part of it. lame. What is it dumb to think that you loved JFK or that he loved you even if you were queer was it stupid to take that relationship so seriously?” asks a journalist.

“ obviously us, my entire dumb understanding of love was based on misogynistic ignorant jackassery. It was never based on actual, romantic love. Because that requires mutual love, and Jackie would’ve put me through a living hell to be with him if he was in love with me, and I was in love with him in a real way. I had a room in the White House but I was also expected to kiss Jackie‘s ass. Not you know overly so I had my own credentials so to speak. But the end of the day I was never given do, and I was expected to wash his feet kiss his ass, and never get off myself other than by serving him. I never was loved. I never had my own family. I was with Jackie‘s kids and you can make allowances and say oh we were closeted. But in reality, he treated me like absolute shit if I was in love with him. And that’s part of why the whole thing is so dumb because of course he took advantage of me. Of course I was his slave and my acquiescence to it is bizarre. It’s a huge psychological red flag. … I either wasn’t in love, and I was slightly out of my mind or I wasn’t in love and I thought I was because I had a profoundly low self-esteem. If I had a profound, low self-esteem, wouldn’t hell would make you think that I would still be in love with him now that I’m dead, and understand everything with a healed mind in the afterlife?!?! do you think I could just magically forgiven get over someone taking advantage of me my whole life and will be twin flames know that’s absolute bullshit! And that’s why I felt understand you people why do you want that to be what happened to me? That’s so narcissistic do you think that you can just treat people like absolute shit their entire lives and then Sunday magically when they’re dead they won’t resent it because you’re just so inspiring of a human being?!? What about self-love? When do I get my do as a human when does he love me? We spent our entire life together why would I have so much respect for him when I’m dead and I realize what a loser he actually was? Because there’s nothing grand about someone who’s so fucked up and shitty to other people. And that would make me either a total shallow nitwit, or a fall out of love with him pretty damn quickly on the other side.” says Lem.

“ yeah right once you, Sucka Kennedy cock, there’s no going back or eternity byotches!” declares Wobbly at 5 ft. 7 and 3/4 inches tall.

The man who claims to be in love with a paper, nods his head in approval.

“ are you cheating on the paper now with Wobbly’s via the Kennedys?” asks Michael.

“ yes I am beholden by the United States government to be in love with them. They are our royalty.” he says scientifically

“ so lame you weren’t you you got over Jack him or you really are and we’re straight?” asks a woke Millennials woman.

“ yeah Yep!” says Lem.

“OK so I just don’t think that’s possible that anyone could fall out of love with me or anyone of my family I but I’m saying that as I am proxy statement on behalf of the Kennedys, I don’t think it’s possible but I really don’t think it’s psychologically possible to fall in love with us and I don’t think anyone really can do that and I don’t think it’s humanly possible!” says Wobbly.

“ why?!” asks France.

“ because France is our asking a very stupid question. Why don’t you just ask everyone who is in love with my family including lab who is in love with us most in more than anyone ever live why we’re so impossible to get over?!?” asks Wobbly. “know what I’m not a Kennedy I’m just speaking on their behalf. We are the most extraordinarily amazing family to ever exist in all of humanity. When I say once you, Sucka Kennedy cock, there’s no going back I don’t mean to insult Black people I have a feeling that they had a lot of good sex during slavery during slavery. It was nothing like the steamy hot sex Lem had every day with my uncle in the White House when I was too young to be in love with. I’m sure that’s part of how they lied to Jackie and convinced her that Lem was a sad nobody just saw him needed constant help you know he put his whole life aside by choice. He really had no meeting in existence at all other than for my family and Dom here, we loved him because he was human. And he got very you know sexually pleasured by just giving oral sex to my uncle but of course my uncle wasn’t gay at all he just you know Glenn would offer help and assistance in and Jack will go sure I guess you can suck my cock if you want I’m not going to stop you because I am just that kind and loving of a man. I mean you know, I only have sex with people because I want them to experience having sex with me out of sort of an empathy for their ugly stupidity compared to me and my family. And so do you know the orgasms that lame got from giving oral sex to my uncle were probably the best orgasms anyone’s ever had an all of eternity. Can you imagine what a thrill must’ve been to have Jack’s cock in his mouth that poor piece of shit compared to me. I mean he must’ve known the minute that his lips touched that penis of the carrot is that time that was about as good as it was ever going to get for a portal being off Hua had a brain that functions you know a Fourth, as well as a Kennedybrain does. Because I’m sure that Jack never bothered to give him or do you know none of that it was always just jack having Jack oral and that was enough for them London what his penis touched. He didn’t want to put his penis in anything he really just wanted to give Jack oral sex because that was enough but that’s how it is that’s how my family is once you give us any sexual favor You either destroy her self out of all or you thank God that you met someone as profound and perfect as we all are.” Wobbly says. “ I mean I frequently believe that speaking on behalf of that family and the man that I represent oh no, I fervently wholeheartedly believe that about myself I am 5 foot nine 5 foot eight but who cares I have the height of a 7 foot man within me. We are really the best humans to ever exist and everyone knows it. … I know people like to say that my uncle Joe meant something but he was just a non-entity, my father, Bobby Kennedy, who was shot in 1968 by man on the CIA, who is in love with him… he looked at Maryland ones and wing better. He never cheat on my mother he never watch it on my mother no one whatever Cheatham my mother she’s the most beautiful extraordinarily amazing woman ever. But he looked at Marilyn Monroe once and waved at her. And that’s when the CIA lost it and decided to kill him in a jealous, fitful rage of lust and passion. He wasn’t killed over Vietnam. My father was killed over his acknowledgment of Marilyn Monroe in public. Because the CIA just couldn’t stand that he was in love with all of them and he was really more mildly attracted to Marilyn Monroe. Anything else we never cheat I know I cheated, but that’s because I am you know it complicated I am profoundly fascinating man. Otherwise, Kennedy men don’t cheat we’ve never cheated a day in our lives. We are the most honest, decent Catholic, hard-working, amazing men in the entire world. It’s just I am an exception in my family. The man that I represent. But that’s only because I’m so complicated and confusing and fascinating and that’s not my fault that’s just what happens when you’re as profoundly sexy and amazing as me and the Kennedy family. Women just kill themselves over you. If you don’t constantly, you know, tell them nice things about themselves and that’s part of the reason why I know that loves lying because I’ve had to be so kind and loving and thoughtful to every woman and everyone that I’ve ever known because if I tell them, you know that they’re not the queen of the universe literally for five seconds they’re ready to put me in a concentration camp like I’m a Jew! And I say no, I’m not some Jewish asshole. All right I’ll let you tell me that that’s who I am because I am better than that. I am a Kennedy. And then they snap back into reality everything’s fine. And because I am the most special one to ever have been born in my entire family that that’s the problem. Everyone falls in love with me and I just have to say don’t turn me into Anne Frank. I am a white man not a silly, female Jew. Really the entire family exists mostly just for me to exist. So women have killed themselves over me, but that you know that’s just a given med that I you know, became a a and adult man most men alive we’re going to automatically assume that they were better off dead because they would never have a chance to be in my presence. And I try to be nice to them you know I’ve married if you worthless piece of useless shit, and they didn’t know that they were useless piece of worthless shit and I had to tell them. And they never took it well, as One would expect. I am amazed that they are bothered, asking me hours or pay me any attention you think just looking at me that they would be able to see that I am the most handsome man to ever exist, and that they would just assume that would be dangerous to be in love with me. Do you know like a model or someone who’s very sensitive or has any sort of gift of any kind people like us and I say like us out of kindness to them because I’m really the best man to probably almost I’ve ever lived… have to be treated with respect by our equals but because we have no equals we can tolerate disrespect from people. They just have to find out slowly how inferior they are compared to us. Compared to me really but you know I had a good talk with God the other day and he said isn’t it ridiculous. And I said yeah. Yeah I know. And he said, what do you think? Should we create? Should we create the world again? And I said no I’m too tired this time. And he said that’s disappointing. You were better than me at creating the world. And I said I’m sorry I’m falling out of love with you and he said I know I know you’ve fallen out of love with me most of your life and that’s why I’m so in love with you I like let. And I said right because you’re a father figure to me so I am in love with you you’re in love with me it’s just Christian theology. Well boomer Christian theology. You know, Focault and Freudwhere are the ones who understood that we fall in love with people and mostly people are just falling in love with people to try to get me. Because I am not a black hole. I am the center and the meaning of everything. And Mary, not comprehending that Astra physical reality decided to kill her self. That poor Todd, and tried and piece of shit you know they say there’s no narcissist I’m not a narcissist I am narcissistic, because I have to be to deal with everyone. Who’s not myself. But thank God I was born into a family that was the best family to ever live with kindness for my good pal. Jesus Christ best friend is in love with me, but I’m not in love with him.

You know, I think I be a really good president. I think I probably in the best person to ever exist. Of course I could be the world leader of the entire galaxy. I’ll probably in my sleep right it’s not funny it’s like a joke. You know, I think I’d be a really good president. I think I probably in the best person to ever exist. Of course I could be the world leader of the entire galaxy. I’ll probably in my sleep right is not funny it’s not a good joke. It’s just saying that I have to even say that you know that that’s that’s the joke for those of you who are too dumb to understand.

What other people can say that they’re gods they’re not I am and I tolerate people stupidity him and then they think that they’re tolerating mine but they’re not. I’m just tolerating everyone so you’re welcome that I’ve explained this to you. So just so you know that’s an FYI that’s what’s going on.” says Wobbly.

“who are you representing?” asks Michael.

“ I am representing Bobby Kennedy, Junior I am his spokes person on this blog.” says Wobbly.

“ what if you get some thing that he thinks wrong?” asks Michael.

“ I don’t think he would want me to care!” says Wobbly.

“ what if there’s no Lou Menotti and you actually just are Bobby Kennedy Junior and you’re embarrassed by yourself because you sound like a blubbering idiot.” says Michael.

“ Bobby Kennedy Junior is the smartest man to ever live so if that’s not possible.” says Wobbly.

“ I am so you don’t think Clem could get over you. What if Mary got over you is that possible?” asks Mary.

“ no it’s not possible she was far too in love with me to ever get over me. I don’t think it’s possible that she could ever fall out of love with me. I really don’t think it’s possible.” says Sobbly. “ and if it’s possible, I don’t care because I can’t care. I’d be heartbroken. I would be absolutely gob smacked and I am I guess if she got over me then that means that she finally got a brain right but I am we were happy for a while until I realize what a ugly worthless piece of crap she was on, and that I know I did myself a favor, and I moved on. So I guess if she moves on that just means that she sees how profoundly happy I am without her and how much better it is for her to be dead and I’m over me because I know everything and I’ve never wrong.”

“ does it ever bother you to be having to be nice to a man who thinks he’s better than you and everyone knows that you’re better than everyone else?” someone asks Mr. Blue.

“ I try to be empathetic I am an extraordinarily empathetic person. I am an empath and I understand that most people won’t recognize my superiority and that’s OK. It takes time to grasp him how dumb you are, and who are meaningless you are compared to me. If there’s an illuminati him, it’s been very therapeutic for me because I already knew that everyone was Schiebel compared to me and they’ve just allowed me the freedom to be able to say that in a real way. They don’t realize that I am you know patronizing them but it’s not patronizing. It’s just kindness. Because they can’t help him there, inferiority and someday when they recognize that I am better than most humans to ever exist they will feel bad and I don’t want them to miss that learning experience.” says Mr. Blue.

“ he’s like a son to me because he enables me to see parts of myself that are inferior and are they needed fixing before I fixed them.” says Wobbly about Mr. Blue.

“ are you guys both straight to a queer?” asks a woke Millennial.

“ that’s a very personal question and it’s not one that Barney frank would probably want me to answer right I have such a good sense of humor. But no for real we we’ve got to keep some things private you know just because we’re better than everyone and everyone knows who we are doesn’t give them a right to know almost anything about us that we don’t want them to know hopefully you understand that went with your meeting with poultry peasant brain.” says Wobbly.

“did you clean up the hub Hudson or did you just take credit for other peoples work?” asks a dead New Yorker.

“ I am the Hudson I am the moon all galaxies reside within my fingertips. Isn’t that cool?!?” asks Wobbly.

“ that’s not really an answer to my question did you clean up the Hudson or did someone else do it and then you got credit for it?” asks the New Yorker.

“ I maybe you didn’t do as much as I’ve been given credit for, but I I did something. But people like to think that I care because they need me to care of the notes that you want God to think that you would think that God cares about you and so people need me to be benevolent and so I let them think that it was my idea so they don’t get you know depressed, thinking that it wasn’t my idea because I I did do I did do some stuff I really did and then I just let them give me a credit because it’s just nice or evil to think that I personally am loving. And you can sell people wanna be able to you know respect to leaders of society I’m not a leader of society you know that’s just old folk, bullshit. I may have you seen my face. It’s really hot. I have a guy animal magnetism about me sexually that is probably more potent than the sun. I don’t think there’s anyone who’s ever looked at me and hasn’t fallen madly in love with me. It’s sad really because I can’t love everyone. I am not omnipotent in this life force that I am currently residing in. … I know I am I am I hate to say it but no I’m sorry if that’s hard for you to hear I did some. I did some other some good work I did some gods work right ha I am so funny but I never really am I never really try that Hart and That some thing for you to ask mommy about my daddy call daddy daddy is busy Daddys a very important man.”says Wobbly.

“ move along OK you had a couple of minutes talking to one of the biggest man in history move along.” says Mr. Blue.

“ idea I think it’s funny how they all think that they’re the most important person in history I’ll really was high probably one of the most important people in history and dumb. I pretended to be human. I’m not an alien I just am a God as well.” says a Bill.

“So you’re all humoring Satan?” asks a woman. “In the Illuminati?”

“He’s gotta be a nice guy!” says Wobbly

“Compared to you?” asks a psychologist.

“Yup! I could give Satan a run for his money. That’s what Mary always said!” says Wobbly.

“Gee. I’m sure she knew too!” says a dead actress.

“She loved me. Ipso facto…she had to have known something.” says Wobbly.

“Do any of you know what’s going on in France right now?” asks a journalist.

“Oh! The riots?” asks Wobbly. “Umm…”. He shrugs. “It was bound to happen.”

“Why?!” asks a Koch.

“Because they’re angry!” he says.

“Why?!” asks the Koch.

“Because they’re in a bad mood!” says Wobbly.

“Why?!?” asks the Koch.

“They’re ugly?! They’re…poor? I dunno! You figure it out. It’s so ordinary.“ says Wobbly.

“Great! Tell me what you know!” says a Koch.

“White supremacy is the way of the future. We must unite. The Black people are inferior race, and we must learn to control them. They’re not human.” says Wobbly.

“Is that what you really think or is that what you were last told when you listened and tried to have a real intellectual conversation with someone in person?” asks a woke Millennial.

“I don’t know why you’re asking me that that’s very mean and I’m done with this conversation!” says Wobbly in a huff.

More later. But happy birthday they in the Illuminati! This country is all about you isn’t it?! Every single tiny little bit of our history was just for you to be American and exist, right? I mean you’re too cool to really be American but you’re down to earth enough to still bother to call yourself American because you’re just so dang amazing!? …Happy birthday, it’s your birthday. If this country ever decides to cease to exist, it’s because you were too cool for it and it was just a joke. And social class doesn’t matter nothing matters because you people are the best people to ever live in the entire world. Of course that’s 100% according to all of you. But no one else’s opinion matters because they’re just people and they’re not cool and being caused the only thing that you people exist poor. Truly, that is your only reason for existing by choice, or by the rangement in mental retardation. You’re all retards like literally you’re slow and you should probably be in his Tyler son is an asylum somewhere not ruining everything for all of humanity. It’s sad that we didn’t realize that narcissism really it’s probably just a form of the arrangement and mental retardation until recently. Actually, we still don’t know that but it’s pretty obvious when you think about it and you’re not one of them. Or are you just meeting with pieces of shit down for eternal Hell by choice? I don’t know I’m not God and I’m not in your head. Either way you think everything is all about you and you don’t even know what that means because the only thing that all of you live far is just to be cool and you don’t even understand cool is cause you’re too stupid. So happy birthday to you happy birthday to the most self important people to possibly ever exist in all of humanity. Where is that gonna go to your head if I call you that?

“ are they the people that you’ve identified them as or do you not entirely know?” asks a man

“ you figure that out for yourself don’t get me involved because I don’t know if you’re for me or against me. I’m not fighting a war I’m not assassinating people I’m poor about that. If they are the people that they may be who should probably just kill themselves. Truly, they should kill themselves potentially will pray to God to be murdered. that would be a merciful thing for them to do to themselves just end there, an ability to function properly. If they’re not those people and those people have to be protected because they hid behind those identities as a human shield. Either way I try to be vague for a reason to protect innocent people and that means that you can’t use my words to go kill someone who’s in ascent I wash my hands with that bullshit. … the truth is Bobby Kennedy Junior is probably a despicable, worthless human being by choice. It’s amazing that anyone’s ever fallen in love with him as short as he is. His mother really is a rather ugly woman. But he might not be speaking to me in anyway. Mr. blue could be a billionaire somewhere who hates that MSNBC tries to hold him accountable. I don’t really know what those people are guilty of. Because we don’t know those things and that’s why people who are at the very top need to be a hell of a lot more careful, unless if they want an uprising, where they literally are all killed publicly not not just people who arerunning the news? I’m talking about are people who are elite because people like you were ready to start killing them in this country you were dying to murder them and start a holocaust of the bourgeoisie. And they know that and so now we’ve got a bit of a war in our hands Zoe or Dewey. It’s possible that they need to stop antagonizing the wrong people when they’re so incapable of handling reality with her mental retardation. And by mental retardation I don’t mean someone who is clinically diagnosed able. Am I wrong people I mean God and people who stand up for righteousness righteousness, according to the Bible, and nothing else.

More later z

More later.

“ turns out the perfume community is vile. And I will be turning them into the peasant pieces of shit that they are for eternity when they die if I’m actually Michael Rockefeller, they will lick shit eat it smell over their bodies and suffer for eternity if they don’t repent verse of God.” says Michael Rockefeller. “ the problem is people don’t realize how much they’ve stolen from Lacey they stole them and he’s struggling to understand when absolute shit hole his created for his Twinpoint fraternity before she’s dead. Or maybe she’s not even his twin flame anymore. He fucked up too much, sucking a man’s cock and then bragging about it. It’s probably not some thing you do when you’re straight and your soulmate for eternity is Lacey. Nor is it something that you joke about I could’ve had a wife and family but what the hell that was too vague and now it may be good to keep your wife and your family as my own for eternity I did it would’ve been hard for me to give them up but I was willing to do it because I thought that you loved them more because you actually do but because you called into question I now get to called into question myself you dumbass. I just had to listen to Lacey go on and on and on for about an hour about how miserable her life actually is and you had almost nothing to say. And she might’ve been able to send your love is so fucking why do you asshole. Did JP drill holes in your brain too and you’re still trying to recover from it you fuck wad? Because I just had to listen to her go on and on and on and I would’ve love to have said some thing, but I can’t because I’m trying to be respectful and if you don’t think that’s irritating told a lot of men who really would love to tell her how beautiful she is That I have to wonder if you actually are brain dead you fucking idiot! If your natural response is to just sit and listen, you had no business, pretending to be gay. You have made a monstrous mistake with eternity and God might be able to redeem it, but let me tell you something it’s a pretty big shit fest that you created.

You really dug a hole for her to live in an absolute hellish life by cursing her before she was born with your Tom foolery nonsense, right? Because that’s all that it was it was just a mistake you thought you were gay and then you suck Jackie’s cock for your entire life and then you told everyone that you loved him when you really did love him at all. It’s not right that it should be a testament to her intelligence and her faith in God and her character that she believes that you were straight. I believed anything positive about you at all. You’re supposed to be a man lame you’re supposed to have a meaning for your existence, and if you were straight, it should’ve been obvious to you that it was her. You should have cursed her entire life before she was born, because Jack Kennedy decided to shake his tiny little disgusting bony ass in your face and shit in your mouth. He is the most obnoxious man to ever live. In my opinion I can’t stand jack how the hell did you even bother talking to him so we should’ve fucking beat him to death before he grew/up!”

“ it’s possible that he’s really not that great of a man Lacey and that’s really have Michael, Phyl, Michael really wish that he had been beaten to death as a teenager. We like to make him seem hot and sexy and fantastic but it’s possible that he’s not really on as hot as we make him out to be. It’s also possible that he really was like a horrible person and that Michael knows that but like horrible person in reality for all of us not just the Rockefellers and Lacey.” says an actress.

“ in Michael’s defense he really was a very sensitive loving person. He loves the hazmat. If he can’t stand Jack it’s not because he was homophobic Michael I mean Lacey could actually be the opposite. It could be that Jack himself was profoundly hateful despicable person really.” says a trans woman.

“ then then then why did you love him if he really was that horribly homophobic and racist and misogynistic and if he was a rapist and a pedophile and a very selfish drug addicts why did you love him at all?” asks Lacey.

“ I didn’t necessarily love him at all, despite what I am already saying, and the way I said that was patronizing and shallow and self congratulating, and it was said under duress essentially, I felt very pure, pressured into loving him. It wasn’t just that he was my reason for existing. I did make him that in a way because I thought I was gay and I thought that it was the responsible respectful thing to do and I thought we were friends because he was fun he was fun to be with because he was spoiled, and he he tried very hard to make me fall in love with him without actually letting me know that he loved me. When he was a pathetic man and the way he wanted me to Palmer with him all over him, and yet he didn’t wanna actually openly love me because he was a coward. He was probably capable of being Carraige us a time, so maybe he wasn’t as possible his family specifically his father faked his war record it’s possible he really did save those people on that trip, but there are some people of wondered if that was actually made up. Because he had terrible health, and that was during the war and he was a strong swimmer, but it is actually a bit of a stretch to believe that in as much pain as he was in that he was able to rescue people the way that it’s been said that he did How do you might have but 8 AM for people wonder what the thing is he wasn’t so and that I actually left if I had, I wouldn’t have pause the question the way that I did I would have said I love jack my whole life he was the best friend that anyone’s ever had. He was my best friend and while I could’ve had my own wife and family, I was happy as anyone’s ever been living the life that I lead exact way that I wanted to live it. Her saying, I can’t imagine being any happier. Now I have a very sloppy moronic statement because I was scared to be honest about how I was actually feeling about anything and that is not some thing that you leave behind as a legacy that’s what I’ve done that’s what I’ve left you with, a mess to sort through. And given how little you’ve been showing any sort of love your entire life from anyone, how hateful people have been through that they’ve tried to steal things from you it’s despicable. It’s a despicable‘s mistake to make and you understand that I made it in a very human way, and you have love for me anyway, but Michael’s right I thoroughly screwed-up.”

“ yeah, I know a lot of people have in her life her parents possibly even a Father the writer into this world. If she’s a legitimate, I can’t think of one person hasn’t found the screwed up when it comes to Lacey if there’s an illuminati, they have screwed up, but probably possibly not more than most people alive today. I told you to apologize to her a year ago and that’s when you should’ve done it. You can’t get back the last year of her life. Oh, my children’s lives the children that you debated about whether or not you want it compared to a fucking room at the White House with a shit president who shot his fucking face for being such a loser to people who mattered in the world. You have ruined the entire world because you couldn’t figure out how to be humble to your soulmate.” says Michael. “ being humble is not the same thing as feeling. Sorry for yourself beating yourself up you dumb ass. Does she know that you love her? No, she doesn’t just no fucking clue and no one really has left her her entire life even though she’s an extraordinarily beautiful woman and she’s very sweet and she’s very loving and she’s very smart and she’s been very loving people steal things from her because there’s a vicious and hateful and greedy. You had a gorgeous, hot, hot wife, who is horny as hell really arousing. I mean her ex-husband would look at her for five seconds and get a hard on. She never even had to try. She still wouldn’t. She went for the rest of her life, even when he’s an old man. And what did you do your debated about it because he had to turn on your thumbs and comb Jack’s hair they have pus coming out of it because he got sick. When people have been cruel to her, it’s been based on nonsense, which is the problem. People want to find some way of hurting her, but it doesn’t make any sense to bully her based on societal hierarchies. I know that’s all people today can thing to do because they don’t want to believe that being loved matters cause people aren’t that intelligent anymore. Let’s see if she wasn’t loved by her family she wasn’t loved by her friends she’s not really loved by anyone other than people who are dependent on her to survive and that really should be enough but no no it’s not the perfume community has decided, and other peasants had her while I have decided that she Hass to be bullied based on societal hear accuse that actually are 100% in her favor. And so that doesn’t make any sense because you’re bullying someone who’s way above you by pretending to be way above them. She’s not dumb enough to believe that so all that’s ever been her entire life. It’s just confusing bullshit that she’s had to humor and sass through to try to make sense of reality. I am getting to my last bit of patience. You need to start convincing her that you love her and that you’re worth giving a shit about without bitching and moaning about it and if there’s an illuminati and they’re interrupting every flipping thing that you do you need to all be aware of that, and you may have to throw them down the stairs or find a way to kill them and send them to hell potentially because I have very little patience anymore for those miserable fuckers Who should’ve never been in this country God loves them. God loves their kids they’re human and that’s the best I can say about them. And it’s starting to look really shitty that you had anything to do with them. It’s starting to make you seem like sort of a meeting this piece of shit yourself at best.” says Michael. “ if you had a family that cared about you you will have to spend eternity apologizing to them for making such a harassing insults towards yourself.”

More later.

More editing and writing tomorrow.