But That’s…Hell

September by Sparky Deathcap plays.

If there’s in reincarnation in the Bible, Lacey is furious with Lem. …Or maybe he wasn’t ever her husband. Maybe it was always just Michael?

But what if he was?

“I would have been trying to be you, so the Kennedys don’t know me. They know my impression of you.” says Lem. “If I was never in love with Jack at all and that’s what I’m claiming…and we were married, and there’s reincarnation in the Bible…I was in personating my dead wife. Because I wasn’t gay at all. I was never attracted to him in any shape or form emotionally, sexually or romantically. I thought I was gay. And I wasn’t gay. And so I was impersonating a woman because I thought that was appropriate. I thought I had a become a woman. And because I thought I had become a woman I was impersonating the female version of me, my female other half which would be you, so I was trying to be you because I lost my mind. And I thought well I must’ve become a woman all right I’ll be that person. I’ll be the female version of me. And that’s you.” says Lem to Lacey. And that last part is true whether there’s reincarnation or not. You’re either my twin flame or my other half as a soulmate in a Christian way if there’s no reincarnation.”

“So the Kennedys were impersonating no one they were being themselves? Well Jack was possibly impersonating Lacey to some degree so in a sense they both were impersonating Lacey. But Jack was doing it in a way that was insane because impersonating someone’s soulmate is actually very stupid and borders, possibly if not actually crosses the line into insanity. And yet he never really transformed into Lacey in the way that Lem did in his head. Even if he delusional, he believed ‘Oh I’m just this wonderful, sweet, loving person!’ like Lacey you know this feminine bold woman under duress…he never probably actually objectively, non-narcissistically believed that he actually was Lacey, or had somehow become her. So he was not insane in that way. Lem seemingly was. Lem, seemingly thought that he had actually become a woman.” says Louis.

“But it’s not like those fears that like gay men have that they were a woman in their last life, or that they are a woman as a way to explain away their actual homosexuality. This is the same thought process that they go through. Except without the homosexuality. And so they start to think that they, people like Lem we’ll say, actually are a woman because in Lem’s case it’s not oh, ‘I like men like a woman.’ It’s, ‘I don’t like sex the same way that women don’t like sex. And yet based on my experience with a priest, I suspect that I can still be aroused by men.’ And might you be asking yourself ‘What the heck? He was aroused?’ No he wasn’t. He wasn’t actually aroused. But he was physically aroused through force. And there is a difference.

Because when people get raped their bodies may have a physical response and they may notice that physical response, and they may think ‘I am aroused.’ But they’re not. And that’s very hard for a lot of people in the Illuminati to hear because they delude themselves into thinking that the kids that they are molesting are actually enjoying it, and being aroused in a real way and they’re not. So it’s like they’re tricking these kids into thinking that they’re aroused and it’s terrifying to the kids because then they feel a loss of sense of self. And because they’re you know, abandoned kids or abducted children it’s just it’s extraordinarily terrifying because there’s no one protecting their psyche other than God Himself.

And so in Lem’s case it wasn’t as terrifying because he was seemingly loved by someone at some point in a real way in his family. So to him it was just like, ‘I don’t know, I guess I’m a woman.’ Because he thought, ‘I wasn’t really enjoying it. The sex was weird and I was forced into it but I had a physiological response…so I guess that’s like a woman.’ And he didn’t realize what a lot of these child molesters also don’t realize, which is that you can be physiologically aroused to the point where you actually think you’re aroused. But you’re not really aroused under your own volition, you’re not actually aroused and it’s not real. No, it’s just someone essentially bullying you and brainwashing you through the use of your body into thinking that you are when you’re not. Because choosing to be aroused, actually, becoming aroused, is a very complicated adult process psychologically speaking. Could you be aroused by another child in a normal way when you’re a child maybe slightly, but that’s because the kids are actually attracted to each other. Because they’re peers and are the same age. But you can’t force kids to be attracted to each other because that has to happen naturally or it’s not real. And the truth is they have to explore that on their own not under duress or it is not real.” says an Illuminati witch. And, despite the fact that she chooses to be a witch, what she says has almost 100% truth to it. What she’s leaving it out is how awful it really is to its full degree. And by it, I mean molestation and rape.

“There’s really no way to ‘corrupt the system’ in a real way. We’re not designed to be corruptible in that way. Possibly at all. And that’s what makes Jack so horribly wrong and such a liar in Lacey’s case. He’s getting off on the lie that you can crop someone’s brain. You can farm people’s minds. You can truly corrupt their being at its God given core…against…their…will.

And his whole family is celebrating it for reasons of social class because they’re poor Irish street trash, at heart. Their inability to let go of shit like that is why they never became old money. …Because he wants to believe that he somehow corrupted Lem’s brain, and made him magically in love with him. But he doesn’t realize that that’s not possible or he doesn’t let himself realize that. And that’s the problem: their entire family myth is predicated on them being corrupted by Jack through his ‘magic Kennedy dick.’

If Joe had survived, this wouldn’t be an issue. We may not think of them the same way that we do now. But Joe didn’t need a ‘magic Kennedy dick.’ …He may have had some of the same problems as his brother did but the difference between Lem and Lacey is that Lem is a man and he was seemingly straight. Lacey is a woman and she was actually attracted to Joe. They may have actually slept together, and been in love. Lem was not capable of falling in love with any of the Kennedys.” says Louis.

Silence.

“I repeat: Lem was not capable of falling in love with any of the Kennedys.” says Louis.

Silence.

“You can’t molest someone away from Christ by making them lose their mind. If Lem was straight, and always capable of loving Lacey more than seemingly anyone to ever exist…then that was always the case. And that’s just how God made him at his core. And he has free well, and can reject her. She can reject him, but they wouldn’t want to because God is better, and His love is better than anything we could choose. But that’s God, that’s the God of the Bible.

But they’re very unlikely to reject each other by choice. And what they want to insist is that ‘No, Lem doesn’t want to ever use his penis in a normal way! Lem doesn’t really like sex at all! He has no interest in ever being genuinely in love. He’s totally happy just losing his mind, and being a psychopath for eternity…to himself, throwing himself into eternal Hell for Jack. Just for Jack! Because Jack’s worth living through eternal Hell for. Just for the sake of Jack, not because he loved Jack so much as a friend because it goes beyond that. They claim he loved Jack in a way that we’re really only supposed to love God. …Well more than that actually more than we love God because, ‘Why it’s Jack Kennedy! Don’tcha know? It’s Jack Kennedy! …Dontcha know, it’s Joe Kennedy’s son Jack Kennedy!?!? Dontcha know! Don’t you know…don’t you understand that he’s A VERY BIG DEAL!’ according to the Kennedy family. And it’s not that he be making love to Jack, because he can’t. No, he would just be in Hell. He’d be an asexual, aromantic, miserable man for eternity for the sake of Jack and Jack’s name entirely. Jack’s name. Just Jack’s reputation. Just for Jack. Just for Jack’s ego we could say, but it’s worse than that and different than that.

It’s not not even repulsive, it’s embarrassing to them. It’s all extraordinarily embarrassing to the entire family.” says Louis. “Because it’s possible that Lem has the free will to choose to not be with Lacey, but he may not have chosen that. Could he be capable of it technically yes, but he may not be capable of it in the way that they think he is.”

Silence.

“We have free will, but this is where New Age people may understand something that some Christian people don’t. It’s not about not having free. It’s that to choose to go against receiving Christ’s love for you by rejecting reality in that way is rejecting is rejecting Christ’s love. And Lem never rejected Christ’s love. Lem never said I don’t want God after he had already accepted Christ’s love and salvation, which is the same thing.” says Louis. “So it’s like, ‘Do you want to exist? Do you want to be humble enough to accept the fact that I made you a human who needed another half to be happy for eternity, according to how I designed you or not?’ And that’s where the human says, ‘I’m just clay yes thank you. I receive your salvation!’ and then they may have another half for eternity to see how that works because that’s how God made us.”

Silence.

“So you can’t physiologically piggyback on a molester in a church and turn someone gay.” says Louis. “Which is the problem if Lem is straight. He knew that Lem was confused, which is why he told him to stop talking about it to some degree when they were first supposed friends. But not 100%. Part of it was genuine friendship, and then part of it was absolute bullshit, and an attempt to confuse Lem into thinking that he had his best interest at heart. Because he probably knew somewhere that Lem really wasn’t actually genuinely a homosexual at all. And he thought, ‘Okay, well that’s fine. I can still use Lem’s confusion to make him fall in love with me. Because this is a man who thinks he’s a woman! This is a man who thinks that he’s gay and isn’t and he’s very masculine. He’s the strongest man on crew! He’s very attractive, very smart, very sensitive and perfect for everything that I wanna do with the world. And he’ll treat me like I’m a confused woman, and cater to my every whim, and he will be none the wiser! He will do my bidding because he’s confused and he thinks that he’s a woman but he’s really just still a straight man. Completely straight.’ Or he was bisexual but I doubt that…I have a feeling he was straight.

Jack and I have a feeling that you knew that. And you thought, ‘Say, here’s my chance to steal one from the gals that I hate. One of the good ones, the really genuinely good ones because I don’t want him to love women. It makes me too jealous of women! How dare they?! I can’t stand the thought of a woman being loved. Because I am not a woman and anything that I am not doesn’t deserve to be loved because I am Jack Kennedy, don’t you know?!?!’

So he stole a straight man as much as he possibly could muster through intense psychological, perverse manipulation. And he turned Lem as gay as he could turn him, which is not genuinely at all. …I’m sure Jack got exhausted in his long decades long process that was aided and abetted by his family, if not celebrated and exonerated in full. And they all collectively said, ‘No no no it’s totally fine because it’s just a Lemmers! It’s just some stupid fuckwad from the upper-class. Some English bitch doesn’t want to screw Lem right? Some asexual, asshole woman probably doesn’t want to put out.’ Well…I doubt it. I have a feeling Jack’s far more heartless than that, and far more viciously jealous.” says Louis. “He relished taking Lem from a woman who needed him who he needed. He loved ruining Lem’s life, but more than that he loved the thought of trying to destroy Lacey.”

Silence.

“But he couldn’t completely steal Lem. He just couldn’t! So that’s the problem! You all want Jack’s lie to be true because otherwise, the Kennedy myth doesn’t work for you, but for a lot of you the only way that myth works is through Jack’s lie that Lacey can have Lem stolen from her when Lem either can’t love Jack or can’t love men and can’t love Jack.” says a Clooney. “Not all Irish people are stupid, but I think a lot of us hope that Jack is not dumb enough to think that a straight man could really be made gay. Because if Lem was gay he may not be with Jack, if Lem was bi he may not be with Jack. If Lem was was pan he may not be with Jack, but Jack wouldn’t be as much of an idiot.”

“I have two questions: first of all Jack do you just have like psychotic loyalty to the lower class? Do you have like loyalty to men or just yourself? Umm…so three questions? Lem, why did you think women don’t like sex?” asks an actress.

“I just have to put this out there as someone who may still dabble in Catholicism. Sin really is scary…and salvation really is a terrifying thing to work out. It’s nice to think that once you’re saved you’re always saved but it’s not safe my opinion to just assume that, and you have to realize that we’re scared for a reason. You can say, ‘OK you’ll never reject me god that’s good!’ but then there’s times when you sin and you think, ‘Now, was that too much?’ and maybe it wasn’t but maybe it’s possible that some things could be like actually rejecting God intentionally. Maybe it’s not possible…but if it is possible wouldn’t it be better to make sure that it’s all clear with God? I mean we we we don’t wanna be dumb as a Christian. And maybe if you’re even wondering that at all, you’re OK, but you don’t want to lose your salvation because that really is the only thing in eternity that’s worth having. Sorry if that’s hard to hear.” says a Catholic woman in the Illuminati who sings. Lacey worries she’s not worried enough about losing her salvation. And no women are smart enough to understand things and she likely gets to Lacey means intellectually.

“I wasn’t gay. I wasn’t even gay. I was straight. Like genuinely straight not fake bisexual straight. I was actually genuinely straight. And I think part of the confusion people have is between someone who is experiencing the reality of being genuinely attracted to men and someone who just thinks that they’re gay and doesn’t find men attractive, like what I was experiencing.

Because it isn’t as dumb as some people think it is to think that just because you’re physiologically aroused, you’re magically attracted to something. It’s a sane analysis for a teenager to have. …But in truth you could be physiologically aroused by a tree stump. Literally.

And for some of the people who have dabbled in pedophilia and the Illuminati they’re too stupid to realize that themselves. They’re too stupid to realize that they’re not as perverted as they think they are. Some of them might actually be somewhat perverted in some other way, or they might be somewhat perverted, but not to the extreme that they make themselves out to be because that’s brainwashing. They are being brainwashed and yet they are supposed to be in the Illuminati. It’s absolute chaos.

I wasn’t attracted to men at all. Some people are attracted to men whether it’s sanity or not. I wasn’t one of them. I thought I was, but I wasn’t. It’s that simple: I thought I was but I wasn’t. And whoever keeps resisting that reality is part of the problem in the Illuminati, should it exist.

You can’t make someone fall in love with you! You can’t make someone attracted to you! It doesn’t work! That’s not a thing! That isn’t reality. It isn’t real. You can’t do that. No, it’s impossible.” says Lem. “I don’t think I realized how much women enjoy it who are capable of the emotional depth and beauty that Lacey is. I would’ve assumed that she was aroused by my sexual genius in the bedroom.” He laughs. “Not because she actually wanted to have sex with me. I thought that if a woman really loves you and you do your job as a man you can make them enjoy it if they’re straight. I didn’t realize that’s not what was happening that women were really losing themselves to men because they let themselves get lost, and they were really desiring men. Even if they were extraordinarily feminine, and chaste and loving and deep. It’s not because there was some thing wrong with Lacey if there’s reincarnation, I was her husband. It’s because I wouldn’t have wanted to realize first of all that she could be with another man and enjoy other men the way that she enjoyed me. And second of all that I was being as loved, as I was being loved. Because I maybe didn’t want to think of her dying and losing her. Or think of falling out of her good graces, and her not loving me.” explains Lem. “Or that’s what it would have been, if reincarnation isn’t in the Bible.”

“So the Kennedys read him really well. They knew that he could be violently romantically jealous and that he’d be devastated if his true love died. The problem is if those two never made love and Jack never left his family to be with Lem then something is off. And Jack never left his family and seemingly they never made actual love. Jack was always just on the receiving end, which is bizarre psychologically.

That should’ve been a red flag to people who were gay decades ago but that’s the rub. Oral sex couldn’t sustain someone for decades… You people are insane to think that giving oral sex would satisfy an adult gay man for decades…through all of those marriages and through all of their other romantic relationships?!? He never got over Jack, just because he gave him oral sex?!? Umm…yeah, that that doesn’t work psychologically on a sexual level. That’s nuts!!

Or that would mean that Lem was deranged and sadistically masochistic to himself. I mean like we’re talking psychotic dependent disorder. Like dependent personality disorder to the point were Lem was nuts. He was delusional. He was essentially a madman! He would have been psychotic.

…And there’s not evidence to suggest Lem was quite that out of touch with reality his entire fucking life. No, what seems more likely is that Lem was bisexual or straight or pan and what’s most likely actually is that he was straight and insane but not in that way. But…but that is way too complicated for people to comprehend today! Right?! People who won the fool themselves into thinking that they’re extraordinarily intellectually sophisticated.” says Louis. “No…the Kennedys read Lem correctly. They knew that he was a British aristocrat in his last life. If he was one, they knew that. And they hated him for it. They hated him to a profound degree if that’s who he really was. They decided to destroy him and his soulmate’s entire beings in a way that only God could out of their immense hatred.”

And at that the they in the Illuminati try to suffocate Lacey to death desperately. She gasps for air.

After fighting for her breath they say, “It’s just a joke! We couldn’t really kill you even though we killed Lisa Marie Presley that way.”

“The thing you have to understand is even if Lem wasn’t a British aristocrat his family really was American old money in the oldest, truest sense that the America we used to have hopefully still do, ever knew. It was a social coup for Jack to be friends with Lem at Choate. It wasn’t as it’s been portrayed now. Jack was bullied by his peers. They hated him for being trash in their minds. They thought he was really gross and hideous. And it may or may not have been because he was queer beyond just being a Kennedy.

So less than 100 years ago that family was viciously rejected by the actual old money upper class. And then they reacted horribly to it. They’re not old money. Lacey says that for a reason. You could argue that some of the youngest members might be, but they’re still part of that family and that family really isn’t old money in the most clinical, scientific analysis of the situation one might say.

It’s in the way Lem stands, or the way he holds his cigarette. He could never completely conceal his heterosexuality as much as he seemingly actually tried to fit in and make himself feel normal after what he had experienced with his molester. He wanted to make sense of it, and and on a certain level probably not feel like he had just been taken advantage of. I think as a man that was probably a very difficult thing to accept. But I think that wasn’t his main motivation. His main motivation was this objective scientific analysis that he had of himself where he thought no that’s impossible for a man or for anyone to not be no have that response physically without some sort of attraction.” says Louis. “So then he develops this persona and put himself to great lengths, standing in front of the mirror at times possibly even to try to seem gay. And Lacey has tried to explain that to people who want her to be stupid for reasons of social class. Because it’s very threatening to them to think that she could figure something out about homosexuality they can’t as gay men. Because if she can be smarter than them, and think like them, and then she’s not one of them, she’s not some bamboozled liberal hack, she is extraordinarily threatening to their egos.” Louis pauses. “And it really is exasperating. You guys constantly cry wolf. You constantly say you’re suffering from something. A lot of the people who attack Lacey are already very privileged, but they’re too narcissistic too accept that. Or they’re not that privilege and their too narcissistic to accept that. But that’s the problem with the entire shitshow of Lem’s and Lacey. It involves issues of social class. And that’s the problem. If Lem was straight he is straight, that’s reality. Jack couldn’t make Lem’s gay.

Did Jack struggle with that because he was in love with Lem? Does Jack have a heart? Was Jack capable of love? He said he wasn’t but was that Jack’s way of trying to seem like a bad ass? You know a bad ass motherfucker who just, you know, is a tough guy. Prolly made of shards of glass. ‘I’ll cut you!’ he said to seem exciting. Or was he actually not capable of love because he was too deranged to be able to love someone?

And this is worrisome. It’s interesting! So, let’s say he was too deranged to be able to love someone. We want him to be an evil genius now because there’s something weirdly comforting about that. What’s scarier based on the way we’ve been living for the last 60 years is to think Jack was a total fucking idiot. A total idiot of the highest degree. Capable of imitating intelligence and fooling people now into thinking he was a super genius. But in reality was he just a total fucking idiot? Because what kind of a dumbass pleads to become something that he’s going to fail at miserably and doesn’t even really wanna be? He never really wanted to be US President. He sucked shit at it. That’s why he got shot. He was high as a kite. He could barely handle it physically because he was dying and he was too dumb to realize it.

Why the hell did he put himself through misery just to gain his father‘s approval? At one point did his survival mechanism kick in? It never did. He was an adult who had children but did getting his father’s approval, mean more than his kids having a father? Maybe he loved his dad maybe he didn’t? Maybe he just needed his dad‘s approval or maybe he didn’t even think about it because he was too narcissistically self-obsessed with hurting other people and getting high to think about it. Because he was a horrible drug addict.

It’s possible his actual addiction to meth started when he took that trip to Germany with Lem. Did he buy some meth chocolate in Germany and Lem got high and thought, ‘Well, that’s kind of weird I don’t think I want to experience that again it’s kind of like being molested. Or being raped.’ But Jack thought ‘I like it I like meth! I like feeling high in a fake way that isn’t me controlling it at all. So Jack Jack kept trying to find that high so it’s possible that Jack had become a meth addict in the 1930’s. It wasn’t just Dr. Feelgood. And he may have sourced Dr. feel good to get meth.

And Jackie may have been using drugs or starving herself to death, and that’s why her unbabies died. That’s probably why their son died when he was in the White House the last son Patrick, who died before JFK was shot. Because what Jackie was using meth? Was she an addict? Maybe…maybe not. It’s possible that Jack had what we call an addictive personality.

It’s funny how they make fun of white people who are poor by saying they’re addicted to meth and that’s actually what Jack really was. He was a meth head. And if Lem was straight, not Jack, him…Jack didn’t make Lem gay. Jack you fooled him into thinking he was. But you didnt actually change his orientation. Your version of conversion therapy to homosexuality didn’t work.

It’s funny how we always hear the story the other way around, that Jack was this downtrodden sexually powerful straight man, who just dabbled in homosexuality out of the kindness of his heart. Well, and maybe Lem’s physique… But the problem is Jack gave Lem a room in the White House. Jack, let Lem suck his cock, and he was always on the receiving end. And Jack bragged about his tensions to Lem and how he was looking forward to Lemmers relieving them, that’s documented history. Jack sounds aroused! Jack couldn’t have been straight if he enjoyed that.

Could Jack have been confused? Maybe?” asks Louis. “I find that doubtful because Jack had women, and then he left those women to be with men. …That’s not normal for a straight man to be doing. It’s possible he could’ve been confused…to a point. But there’s something about the way that Jack pursues it that just doesn’t seem entirely straight to me. It just doesn’t seem straight. I don’t think that’s possible that you could you could end up being drawn back into it the way that Jack pursued it with such intentionality, no seems more like a drive. It seems more like he actually felt something and less like he was just addicted to some sexual psychotic activity.” He thinks. “Lem was never addicted to that thankfully, but I think there would be a very fine line between being addicted and being gay. I think someone maybe could be but it would look different. It wouldn’t look like genuinely being attracted to men, for lack of a better way to put it.”

“So Jack, are you loyal to the lower class or not?” asks an actress.

“So there’s no proof that Lem was gay. People purposely ignored truth. I’m a liberal but I’m really sick of being lied to. I think Jack was gay and I think his family knows that but they’re too backward and homophobic to handle that reality.” says a liberal. “Do you know what else? I think they enjoy pretending like he was the gay one for reasons of social class. …I know! …And it’s more likely that Jack was probably technically bisexual. But…I think essentially, we could safely call him gay because he probably preferred men even though technically he was a bisexual.” says a liberal journalist

“Are you hyperventilating, Wobbly?” asks a woman in the Illuminati.

“Yes, I’m having a panic attack!” he says.

“Why?!” she asks.

“Because I don’t want a faggot for my uncle!” says Wobbly.

“So you are secretly very homophobic?” she asks.

“I don’t hate gay people but I like to think that they’re all Lem probably or something in my head. They’re all just pretentious assholes; little effeminate bastards. Not…you know some big strong man who was president and who kicked everyone’s ass.” he says.

“So that’s why we lost gay rights to some extent and roe versus wade because you guys don’t really even believe it anyway, the people running things in the Illuminati, you pretend to probably to yourselves to but you don’t actually really believe it…you just pretend to.” says a woman. “And then there are the people who are more honest who are conservatives and you hate them, and pretend that they’re backward and hateful.” She thinks. “I would rather have someone like Lacey worried that I’m going to Hell for real than have someone telling me that everything’s OK who secretly really thinks I’m a piece of shit.” She thinks. “And that’s the problem. You’re not honest people. And Satanism probably doesn’t work, but I don’t see how it can work when you’re as weak as all of you.” says a sad Millennial.

“So jack you were our golden ticket and you were not made of gold. What were you loyal to the lower class Jack? Why can you answer those questions? Please, I love you, answer a little more.” says another woman.

“I was loyal to the lower class secretly. I enjoyed Lem’s buffoonery. I thought because he was actually British origin old money it es hilarious. …And yes, if he was straight, I knew that and I knew that I wasn’t and I loved hurting him.

It was immensely fun to be sadistic. Because I knew I was keeping him from happiness and I was keeping someone like Lacey from being happy. And I enjoyed hurting them. I enjoyed ruining their lives. I was a total psychopath in that way. I liked hurting people, I really did. I loved hurting people. It just made me feel special like I was better than them, and my whole world revolved around being better than other people. That was my father’s only wish and I internalized that value and so I enjoyed being better than other people and I thought that was a way to win. It was to find people’s weakness and beat them to a pulp as far as you could take it because if you didn’t take it that far, someone else would take it further and win, and I was never going to lose.

Did I find Joe’s soulmate? My brother’s soulmate? Of course I might have because I was in competition first and foremost with my brother. So I mean it makes sense that I found one of Joe‘s actual soulmates, Lacey, and found one of her soulmates and then tried to make him my lover.

Actually on a supernatural level that was probably my biggest attraction to Lem and I can lie to myself about that. They don’t know I was really love. I was really in love with with Lem. But I might not have been that in love with him…I was somewhat in love with him, but but but my main interest in him because I am and I was in love with him, but the biggest reason why I was so obsessed with him if I was and he was straight was very easily because he was straight and he actually belonged to Joe’s soulmate. …So on some deep intuitive level maybe I knew I was screwing over the upper class and my brother at the same time. So I thought this would work right on a supernatural level it’s like he’s hot I like him and I love him but not that much. But I do love Lem somewhat and it’s me loving Lem so then what does it matter that I don’t love him as much as I could love someone else? I will take him. I will make him as mine and use him because it’s so handy dandy. He screws over Joe he screws over Lacey he screws over himself. He screws over his whole family. He screws over all of the old money upper class, and I get to see him like the hero.” says JFK.

“It didn’t really work thanks to me.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald. “And Zelda.”

“Because we were brilliant and we were artists and for the last hundred years people have had enough sense to actually appreciate real art that’s good.” says Harold Loeb.

“That’s good. That gives me a little leeway to do my dirty work! You guys were in! Yup, we’re good! We are solid! I’ve got it! I’ve got it babe.” says Wobbly to his crew.

“You’ve been saying that for years at this point Wobbly.” says a pet detective.

“We are isupernatural beings, and you’re not dead.” explains Louis.

“What did the lady see on the plane?” asks Casi. “And why do I feel like that lady is like a Black Eyed Peas version of Lacey?”

“Which does ask an interesting, beg an interesting question. Why don’t you wear Goyard why Louis Vuitton?” asks a German of Lacey.

“I didn’t realize that a woman could be confused the way that a woman can be confused potentially. They are different than men, and they can fall in love and get legitimately confused. Rape is rape but sometimes you just know that they want to be kissed and they don’t know and then you kiss them and they really secretly want you to and if you ask them they’ll tell you that if they’re being honest and that’s really a reality for them. I didn’t know that until recently potentially.” says Lem.

“Jack really wants us to believe that Lem was magically made gay because it’s your fantasy isn’t it? Your fantasy is to be an English aristocrat but still be Irish and turn Lem gay? And you wanna lie about it the same way that other people wanna lie about it for reasons of social class?” says Louis. “Because you’re not loyal to men, you’re loyal to yourself and your class.” Louis thinks. “It’s pathetic. …Is that why Michael died? Did you sacrifice him in the Illuminati to maintain straight privilege in your administration in the eyes of the American public? Was Michael, your other half and the polarity of it was gorgeous to the Satanists in the Illuminati? He was bisexual too but he was more towards being straight. And he was good and honest and decent and ironically, Lacey’s soulmate. As was your brother.”

“Why isn’t she dead yet? N. I’ve been trying to suffocate her and it isn’t working.” says Wobbly.

“If she dies, is it in your head that she’s somehow going to help you win the presidency Wobbly? If that’s true, I have a feeling you’re probably going to be hit by a Mack truck or an asteroid or get shot on live TV possibly during a State of the Union Address or your acceptance speech and it’s going to be hilarious if people are gonna think your entire family is a joke for the rest of history.” says a Satanist in the Illuminati.

“‘I’m a big bad Satanist! I do all that ni-nihilism. I do all that heroin! I is ding dang dong evil, y’all!’” says a Satanist mockingly impersonating Wobbly.

“You guys aren’t turning on me, no you’re my friends!” says Wobbly sincerely.

“Just like Lem was secretly in love with you and straight and secretly in love with Jack and straight too?” says a male Satanist.

“That’s just the way we do things in our family.” says Wobbly.

“What do you mean by that?” asks the Satanist.

“We hate people to love them because secretly we knew this would happen to us and we just wanted to say that the old money British elite should’ve won the Revolutionary War.” he says sincerely.

“And then we shouldn’t even have the United States of America?” asks the Satanist.

“We don’t think we should’ve even been born or anyone alive should’ve even been born. We would advocate for the Garden of Eden before the fall, and then no one would’ve been born or if we were born, we would’ve been born perfect. So then I am better than you because I’m not person right now because I’m a Christian.” says Wobbly.

“I don’t think that’s what you really believe. I think that’s just you pulling things out of your ass to try to sound smart.” says the Satanist.

“If you side with Bill Gates, it will be the end of the world. He is pure evil I am not.” says Wobbly.

“How are you not as evil as Bill?” asks the Satanist.

“Because I care about black people. I care about Jews. I care about poor people. I care about people who are disadvantaged. See…that’s what my entire family does.” he says.

“We hate people to be able to love, everyone?” asks his brother, Smobbly

“Yes you’re not supposed to tell people that that’s the family secret.” he says.

“Whether not really loving them because we have to hate people to love them first. That’s only way we really love people, right or do we make exceptions for people who are peasants?” asks Smobbly.

“I was gonna say the general public, but it’s probably just the peasants in the general public?” says Wobbly.

“Why are peasants in the general public are exception?” asks Smobbly.

“Don’t tell them the secret.” he says sincerely. “The secret thing is that peasants are the glory of God so because they’re so downtrodden they therefore can receive love without us hitting them first.”

“Are we all downtrodden?” asks Smobbly.

“We?!” asks Wobbly.

“If our kids aren’t gonna be able to be multi millionaires, it’s easy to assume that we were were falling into the peasant class.” says Smobbly.

“We never made it into old money and then we’re just peasants again. Which makes sense that you fit in with Trump supporters and other people because I think that you actually are like them more than you want to admit. And it also makes sense of why you’re running for president when you have absolutely no chance of winning. You have no respect for the family name and you don’t care that you’re driving us into the dirt by running for president when you shouldn’t be. Trying to capitalize off of our family’s sailing history that really is more like the Norwegians because it it may not be Irish as much to go sailing for sport. …We’re not officially Norwegian. If we are then Lacey is probably a queen of some country in Eastern Europe that doesn’t exist anymore. Or she’s a British aristocrat with an actual title. The problem is wobbly, if I am your brother, you’re embarrassing us.” He thinks. “I think David was probably the smart one in our family and his response was to just die before he turned 30.” He thinks. “And I’m not saying that those of us who have chosen to live are all choosing that for the wrong reasons. I’m just saying that it might not have been as stupid as you thought for him to have killed himself.”

Awkward silence.

“Oh, and it’s funny, how he spent time in England and was very comforted by it. It’s funny how Joe magically died trying to save London in some asinine, embarrassing way. And that he fell in love with an Australian woman who tried to become a British aristocrat due to her mother’s socially ambitious machinations. I’m not saying that there’s reincarnation in the Bible for sure, but could it be that Lacey and Lem are so tightly bound to Great Britain maybe even Michael, that Jack did destroy our entire family for those of us, that sided and side with him and his interpretation of our reality?” He thinks. “And maybe for those of us that would’ve loved Lacey most had she been born to Tommy Banks or had she been born at a time when she could’ve been our mother or our aunt…maybe it’s too painful. Maybe David would’ve been an entirely different person if Lacey had been his lot. A lot happier, his whole life even after dad got shot. Because he would’ve had on Lacey to talk to you and to hold him the way the dad used to hold him. And he would’ve understood things about life and he may have even understand things about himself and his grandfather that he couldn’t grasp otherwise. That’s what’s scary to us…it is that it actually does fit. It does make sense. We don’t want to say we’ve been cursed by Great Britain but I think Jack maybe went a little too far?” He shrugs. “And the problem is he may have pulled people into death like David and it’s interesting that David almost drowned, considering that that’s what happened to Michael…and then he pierced his own side and overdosed…and did that happen to Michael? Which way did Michael die? See…if there’s reincarnation, David may have been one of Lacey’s actual children? And maybe he liked being in England because he felt close to his mommy. Did he die because his father thought, ‘Hey, this is enough! I’m taking my son back!’ And then is David even a Kennedy or is he actually Lacey‘s son and Michael is his dad or Lem is? His dad we don’t know? David loved art, and if he’d been raised by Lacey, he would’ve loved art as a straight man and been totally unafraid of it. And even if Lacey was his aunt oh, why did Joe die? Maybe he really loved Lacey, maybe he would’ve really loved Lacey.” says Smobbly.

“Which begs the question: how did Jack not realize that that part of Lem was worthy of God’s love? How did he not realize that Lacey may be better than most women that he ever met? But still not be his sister or his mom? It seems as though Jack couldn’t handle Lacey‘s possible superiority to him or Lem’s and instead of accepting that he was someone inferior to certain people he decided to lash out and destroy people in a psychopathic, petty way.” says Louis.

“Didn’t Lem used to say you were like JFK? That that you were a lot like him? Was that a compliment or the reason why he let you use heroin all the time and encouraged your addictions and destruction? Did he reject David because he didn’t want David using drugs and he didn’t know how to handle the situation?” asks Tobbly.

“It’s funny that you reject people the way that you do and then you are fine with them killing themselves. How does it feel to realize that people may be have rejected you secretly your whole life and you didn’t know it?” asks Smobbly.

“Is today gonna go crying? Who are you crying to? Are you crying to Aunt Lacey or are you crying to dad? What if his love for us looks a lot like her love for us not because they’re the same person but because they’re a lot alike?” asks a Bill. “It’s called genetics and if Lacey is illegitimate or if there’s some other explanation, she’s probably a lot like us. Especially if she is Tommy Banks‘s daughter, you know the whole bootlegging shoot them up type of thing. And all that money, all that power, the political involvement…that could’ve affected her genetically and so she actually does think somewhat like dad.”

“He’s not your father, Bill.” says Tobbly.

“What?! Do you guys even want him? I like your nice dad! I might just take him and make him my dad. …I don’t get why you have such a disrespect for him if he was such a great father. Or if he wasn’t you know it’s possible that he was just channeling Lacey his whole life because she was dead if there’s reincarnation, so maybe you were never loved by your father you were just loved by Lacey.” says Bill.

“While that is theoretically possibly true, even if there isn’t reincarnation potentially.” says Louis. “I doubt it.”

“So Jack, you decided to steal Joe’s soulmate? I feel like there’s a jealousy angle it’s not just antagonism towards Lacey and Lem and their possible British aristocrat past life. …I kind of think that you’re also over antagonistic towards Joe. Because from a psychic’s perspective, what I find fascinating is that Lacey believed based on Kennedy mess which is really probably just myth that Pat didn’t love, your brother. …Are we sure that Pat didn’t love your brother because I have a feeling the Pat maybe really did love your brother and she just wasn’t as smart as you guys wanted her to be so when she wrote that stuff about Joe and how great he was you decided not to include it because it threatened you and it threatened you for both reasons. It was an insult and also an actual threat. And that’s why Lacey was totally shocked when Pat died, and most people were when Pat died. And I think it’s probably not a coincidence that this started around the time that Pat was transitioning into death in 2016. Because my thought is that we were never aware that they were great lovers! And it directly affected Lacey if she’s been talking to Joe her whole life, and they actually are soulmates. Because Lacey didn’t know that she wasn’t Pat. …She didn’t know that Pat even existed because we’ve lied about her because you didn’t like it. Because even though Pat was Australian, she still had married into the British Aristocracy at a time when it really did matter it’s still does but it really did matter the 1930’s and it really really mattered before World War I. …So you were a little threatened by Pat cake was a little threatened by Pat and the fact that Pat was so intimate with Joe anyway that you guys couldn’t quite fathom it. No, because it was in a way that neither of you have been intimate with him because you’re his siblings. …And the problem is that Lacey loves England to an extraordinarily destroy the degree weather she’s reincarnated or not. And what does that mean? Well she pulled and Pat came out of the woodwork. Thelma with Joe and Joe might have thought I’m still with Lacey. She was a soulmate. But Pat and him probably slept together. They probably felt love and we don’t know how God sees the whole thing it’s possible they became soulmates and so when Pat died, he didn’t see it coming, but they fell madly in love. And today there’s Louis there’s Harold there’s Lem and there’s Michael and you’ve been covering up for this shit show ever since you died. And Joe is helping? Maybe he was very loyal to you and he was helping you. Believe you made him nervous for a reason and Elliott tried to warn him. And he kept hoping that there was something wrong with Lacey and maybe there really isn’t the way that there was with him or the other people. And so then there was nothing for him to feel vainglorious about. Enter Casi and Mr. Blue taking up for Wobbly and your entire family and unfortunately dragging you back into the gutter. Because evil probably doesn’t pay. No, rejection of God doesn’t work out.” says a woman.

Jack still struggles.

“How many people try to channel Jack in America to get comfort?” asks Casi’s mom.

“Probably a great many people that’s probably part of my problem, and a lot of people read books about how Jack was in love sort of with Lem. And the truth is, if I am Pete I can’t let go of it. I hate Lacey so much that I can’t let go of it. I don’t want her to be happy.” says a Pete.

“But are you channeling Jack or are those your real feelings?” asks Smobbly.

“Those are my real feelings at this point I go-I I I because I have internalize the message.” says Pete.

“So France is undergoing problems because of JFK due to you probably?” asks a woman of Mr. Blue.

“Oh, yes absolutely.” says Satan?

“A lot of the 60’s bullshit came from his presidency.” says a dead Getty.

“OK so what would happen if Joe hadn’t died and Lacey had been born-well that wasn’t a possibility-so actually that might’ve been-but we can analyze that-so if Joe hadn’t died, Jack probably would have?” asks an A..

“Jack would have become a drug addict and then been brushed under the rug. He probably would’ve died of a drug overdose in the 1950’s. It’s possible Lem kept him sober and part of the reason Lem used drugs, was because he thought that he should’ve died and never let him he should have let Jack die, instead of trying to save him from an overdose. Because that would’ve been a better way to die than being shot in the head. The truth is no Jack may have died of a drug overdose, and he would’ve been-it said it would’ve been said it was a heart attack or something-some mysterious disease. And Lem may have lost interest in Jack, because Jack would have just gone off the rails. Which is not something that Lem would of anticipated, you know Lem may have kept Jack sober by reminding him of his duty to his father and his family and his country. …And it’s possible that if Joe had survived, that wouldn’t have worked because JP wouldn’t have been paying as much attention to Jack and he’d of just ended up killing himself, because that would be all that he was living for. Just to get high.” says Queen Elizabeth I.

“It’s possible that Thelma is fighting for Lacey’s breath and you can’t stop her. Because to stop her would actually start World War III officially and we would have a nuclear war in Washington DC. And Biden would go down as arguably the dumbest, shittiest, most useless president to ever exist in all of human history.” says Tommy Banks.

“I’m not OK with Lacey drowning in probably a worse way than almost any human being has ever drowned.” says Michael.

“That’s how special you are Wobbly, that you’re trying to suffocate her. I could be making you the most sadistic person to ever live. Do you think Jesus will forgive that and if he does and there’s purgatory, how does that would work out should we find out in the next episode?” asks a dead rapper. “In the next episode of Bobby’s World via Wobbly we get to find out that he is really a sexy piece of shit and Cheryl loves him more than anyone that’s ever existed because how could you know the Bobby close-up of his smiling face? And then we get to find out that when men are short, they have huge dicks which is why he’s better than every man that’s ever existed.”

“You know Wobbly why don’t you ever curb your enthusiasm? Like…why have you never been able to curb your enthusiasm about life it just you just can’t, why?” asks a Satanist.

“Who was who did the lady see on the plane?” asks Casi.

“We suspect it was either someone in the Illuminati who thought it was very funny to play a prank on the woman. They essentially talked to her telepathically, and she was drunk, and she didn’t realize that that it was just telepathy until they had had a whole conversation. Or someone who is dead or alive, tricked us, and decided to have a conversation with her using his brain to cause them both to get confused. What is that? We’ve been doing that to Lacey for the last seven years. Umm…so yes the fact that she’s like Lacey isn’t a coincidence and if Lacey is not crazy, that’s the trick we’ve been playing on her with everyone for the last seven years and no, Lacey never lost her temper umm become that’s the kind of elite composure that Lacey has.” says a Rockefeller. “Her bravery and her refusal to just ‘handle’ other people’s bullshit and instead to stand up for herself is very much like Lacey. That’s how Lacey is. And actually it makes us wonder if there is someone who is impersonating Lacey who doesn’t actually exist… So that woman could’ve been an actress who was paid to act like Lacey.”

“And we believe-or we actually did conjure her in an attempt to neutralize Lacey’s spiritual power.” says a pedophilic element. “And clearly if we did,it didn’t work.”

“Why did Joe Biden call Lacey a bitch?” asks a southerner.

“He called her a bitch because he thought she was a dumb whore. If there’s an Illuminati.” says a man.

“How does that make any sense given what you put her through and how well she handled it and the fact this blog exists? How does any of that makes sense?” asks the southerner

“So an elite women who could be tortured by the Illuminati for seven years and ended up writing a blog, and finding out that their father is Thomas Banks wears Louis Vuitton, unironically, and ironically, both. Possibly secretly totally unironically. And they don’t wear Goyard why??” asks a German.

“The Goyard pattern looks like a beach bag to me. It looks too colorful for every day use.” says Lacey.

“What about a pencil case?” he asks, biting his tongue as he meant to insult her by calling her the wrong pronoun.

“A pencil case actually is very chic, especially if it was carried by a man to be honest whether homosexuality is allowed in Heaven or not. It works but with the whole St. Louis bag it’s just it looks like a beach bag to me. It looks like a plastic, fun beach bag. It doesn’t look enough like a handbag that you could carry to anywhere other than maybe grocery shopping or the beach.” says Lacey. “I think someone young can carry it and it looks fine. I think some young women could carry it regardless. But I think once your past 30 it stops looking right unless if you’re really persistent about it.” says Lacey.

“You’re not opinionated and the woman on the plane was not opinionated. No, she’s a forceful entity. She is a force of nature! She’s she was a real woman and she actually saw something. She’s probably not someone to mess with and neither are you.” says a woman to Lacey.

“Why did you guys call her cute? So, why did you call her cute?” asks a Clooney. “Is it because you’re scared of her but she’s sweet and aristocratic and nice and then you’re threatened by her and so you call her cute.”

“So shape shifters are probably just demon infested people?” asks a real hillbilly.

“Yup! Or close to it!” says a Billy.

“Do you guys use Sriracha? What does does Mark love Sriracha? Is there something with Sriracha and you guys?” asks a Messiah College grad.

“Yes, it was a very prominent part of my dating of my ex-husband.” says Lacey.

“How so?!” he asks.

“He used to make eggs every morning and he would use Sriracha. And then if you slept with him, he would make you an egg sandwich and put Sriracha, bacon and cheese on it. And it was absolutely delicious. And you’d walk away full and having had an excellent breakfast because he makes great egg sandwiches. They’re the best egg sandwiches I’ve ever had. But then you’d feel like ‘So did that mean anything? Does he love me? Because that sandwich was delicious but was that just like a mockery of my soul and my hunger just like him sleeping with me was a mockery of my sexual needs as a woman?’” says Lacey.

“And I bet that the women that he slept with probably found ways to somehow advertise that they were cool with the fact that they just got an egg sandwich in the morning unlike like you? Because you actually want love not just sex and egg sandwiches.” says Lisa.

“And Sriracha and the way he drank Pabst. I mean he was very ironic. He was such a Millennial. He went to umm…a little Ivy League college in New York. He could’ve gone to Loomis Chaffee. His father is wealthy by I mean any definition of the word people would have to admit that is father is a wealthy man. And a greedy man. And Mark isn’t like that because Lacey didn’t let him be like that. Lacey is the opposite of a gold diggerand it’s disgusting that anyone is called her that. Anyway, him using Sriracha in the morning on his eggs was a habit that he picked up in his frat. Because yes, he was very popular in Sigma Chi. And that is both a credit and discredit to him as a man. And the thing is Lacey did actually had a very upper class way of handling Mark. She dug into the sandwiches and started enjoying them as an actual like foodie. But not like a fake foodie like an actual real foodie. And he couldn’t handle that and then she made him a roasted chicken with herbs and potatoes and it was amazing. And it was like kryptonite to Mark. He started to fall in love with her through her cooking, and their mutual appreciation for frankly the finer things but that’s not something that you cognitively consciously realized or her.” says a dead woman. “No, they created their own, finer things club, and through a process of traveling around the world for two years and enjoying the finest things together they realized that they needed each other possibly to survive.”

“Did he not trust those other women?” asks a woman.

“Absolutely! Oh no, they don’t trust easily either of them but they like cool rooms and plush bedding and Sriracha on their eggs and just the right amount and eggs that are not too hard, not too soft and the toast has to be just right and no, they’re very particular people.” says Lem.

“Was that what JFK was trying to impersonate someone like Mark?” asks a man.

“Yes, except someone like Mark can be faithful and stable and incredibly terrifying and JFK couldn’t be.” says Lem. “Mark is vicious but when he loves you, he actually does. Love you. And his dogged pursuit is what Lacey fell in love with. And if she’s illegitimate or could be, he’s like her father genetically. He’s like her father.”

“I can be like that too to some degree.” says Louis.

“I can be too. But I’m not just like that. I am I am far more romantic than that. I am not necessarily more romantic than Lacey.” says Lem.

“And I am not that loyal, and yet I can be in a way yeah. Because it’s true I haven’t been able to get over Pat. I’ve tried, and I can’t.” says Joe Jr..

“What’s your favorite scent other than lemon?” Zelda asks Lacey.

“Watermelon. I love the way it tastes. I love the way it smells. I love, watermelon.” says Lacey.

“There’s an Asian desert I have a feeling you would really enjoy, but-“ says an Asian woman.

“I know I saw it the other day, and I wish that I knew how to make it!” says Lacey.

“So so Jack was trying to be an aristocrat through Lem in a way, and I don’t understand what happened with Pat Wilson and him but I have a weird feeling that there’s more there than we realize.” says a psychic. “Did you try to break up everyone’s relationship in the family like Jack really did you seriously try to poison every relationship in the family even the one between your father and his mistress?”

Jack smiles.

“So we’re conjuring Jack from a really low level of purgatory, Jack aren’t we?” asks a Catholic.

Jack smiles.

“Great, so you only end up there when you actually reject God and Jack you’ve rejected God and that’s really awful. But we do we have to be careful to make sure that we understand what rejecting God means. Jack, I don’t wanna be arrogant about that and if you’re trying to tell me to be I reject that. I don’t think pulling people down with you is going to help you where you are.” says the Catholic. “And your convoluted attempts to help yourself and your family may not be as helpful as you think if they are to keep people’s ego from being hurt by the absolute truth.”

“So I’m confused. What? Do people not understand Lacey’s taste in perfume like at all cause I’m in the perfume community and we never understood her taste in perfume at all. I was very catty to her. I actually didn’t understand and I still don’t because she threatens my ego because she’s a lot prettier than me, even though I am very beautiful arguably. And I think what irritates me about myself as I think about it is that woman on the plane really is like Lacey if the woman wasn’t racist and wasn’t crazy. And that’s probably not someone who I should be acting like a petty little bitch with. It’s like insinuating that Amelia Earhart was an idiot who didn’t know how to fly planes.

I think people thought she liked things that were pretty but I don’t think that’s remotely the case. I think it’s far more complicated and sophisticated than that. I’m sorry if that hurt some people who read this blog. …She didn’t like Chanel 22 because it was pretty. I don’t think that tuberose was her strongest note. I don’t think it smelled like that on her, and I think we really did steal that from her very viciously in an evil hearted, awful way. I know we can’t take Floris from her because that’s our next attempt right? I think we’ve got to realize that when she posts stuff about polishing her plated silver that’s literally what she’s doing that day other than house work and talking to the possible, actual illuminati who are trying to kill her.“ says a perfume hater.

“What’s awkward is that that’s possibly objectively absolutely true and yet I don’t know if you can even fully handle but that hopefully you can. People have enjoyed trying to make Lacey ugly for the last seven years. She really is extraordinarily beautiful. And good hearted and smart. Add old money. She really is old money. Casi is not and neither are you. And yet you tried to insinuate that you were. You know one of the reasons why Lacey never wore Louis Vuitton or had blue and white in her house is because it’s very cliché and people like you love to use those two things to try to seem upper class. Louis Vuitton monogram and blue and white are two dead giveaways, or were in the past at least, that someone was extraordinarily obnoxiously bourgeois. Now it’s Loro Piana, and the ‘clean girl aesthetic.’ Or whatever other social cues are on TikTok. But it’s funny. No one can really truly impersonate Lacey because it’s very hard to do. It’s possible Jackie tried to do it and it didn’t work. It’s possible Jack tried to do it and it didn’t work. It requires being actual old money amc it isn’t just how you grow up. It’s possibly in your actual genes as harsh as that sounds..” says Louis.

Silence.

“So it’s not something that can be impersonated and you can’t impersonate like a black person if you’re not black and people have tried but you can’t do that.” says Louis.

“That’s not how she perceived herself when I was talking to her.” says the German.

“No because she didn’t realize it until z years into being in the performance community. Sadly, being bullied is how she figured it out.” says Jerome.

“So Casi and Jack and Café Of The Stars…how are you not old money? How are you not like F. Scott Fitzgerald?” asks Louis.

“Because my family wasn’t that wealthy.” says Cafe.

“They were middle class and you are middle class now too. But you just have a really fancy degree huh and you like to go to nice parties and seem rich?” asks a dead woman.

“I don’t want to answer that.” says Cafe.

“I think maybe we really don’t know what we’re talking about and people that have said ‘I started the United Arab Emirates and I started Texas!’ probably shouldn’t be saying that to someone like Lacey because they’re full of shit and she knows that and then making fun of her for being such a straight arrow person is probably also very dumb…because I don’t think that’s an insult to her. I think she gets confused by it and can’t figure out why we would even care.” says a woman in the Illuminati.

“And if you’re looking for sympathy from her, you’re not going to get any as she cares about Heaven she cares about Hell she cares about everyone’s eternity, but she has no sympathy for the Devil because she truly loves God. And that is 100% as much as she can fathom, and there’s no way that that’ll ever change.” says a man.

“And before you try to make that some religious disorder think twice as all this narcissistic bullshit is probably just that it’s narcissistic bullshit. Not some secret super Wobbly plan to save the downtrodden adults who are too cool for heaven.” says a southerner.

“So they ruined Sriracha by attacking her?” asks a Messiah grad..

“Yeah pretty much a lot of things actually.” says a Millennial.

“Because she insists on getting off the plane and not putting up with narcissistic profoundly evil bullshit which means that she’s good at advocating for her own humanity and then that’s a good thing and people need to probably respect that or we may be really will have nuclear war.” says a male geriatric Millennial.

Wobbly scoffs. “I don’t need this. I am a big deal. My family is the biggest deal the United States has ever had and if you don’t understand that you’re a loser!”

“Correction! I could’ve been a very big deal not your father. No, your father got shot on television.” says Joe Jr..

“Joe, did you lie to yourself and think that if you made all of your kids the same that it would make up for the fact that you made them compete with each other?” asks a psychic.

He smiles.

“You know I think some of them have a different energy level.” says the Kennedy family stage mom.

“So so maybe Joe’s and Lacey’s psychology isn’t some thing that you understand Wobbly.” says Smobbly.

“And maybe you shouldn’t have decided that she was a fake like seven years ago. A sad, narcissistic Looney Tunes. She was just so you know like obsessed with your family or something. …Because that actually really doesn’t make sense. I have a feeling that as much as she knows things about your family that you’re like how can you remember reading that she remembers reading it. Wobbly she has a good memory that’s really all that it is…outside of the huge crush that she’s had on your uncle. And had doesn’t have. And then you have to assume that she’s not talking to his ghost because if she is you’re up a creek sweetie, with no, canoe. And you are a fucking idiot for questioning her to the degree that you have?” says a psychic.

“OK so if lowest rates that he still is and he’s in love with Lacey and they’re probably together not for sure but probably. And Jack you and Casi have yet to respond.” says a man.

“My family is extraordinarily wealthy, and if they’re not, I am never going to admit it.” says Casi.

“And what about you Jack?” asks the man.

“My family was wealthy, but I am we were new money and we pretended not to be and I didn’t fool anyone until after I died and then eventually people started feeling sorry for us and thinking we were old money because they felt sorry for us. My son was never really perceived as old money outside of his connections through his mom and then what he did with his life-Ted tried. So in the end Ted is the one that made our family seem like a serious family. And my son ruined that to some degree by trying to be a pilot and my daughter ruined that to some degree with her spoiled attitude. …And the showiness of the family and trying to seem old money when they’re really not. …Taylor Swift was expecting them to be old money, and was disappointed when she found out that they weren’t. And then that’s when she became rather cocky and arrogant around them, because she felt better than them.

A lot of people have had that reaction to my family who actually have met and talked with us and seen the way that we live. We are still very bourgeois and it’s sad because the people that we represented really maybe were better than us and we didn’t do them any favors in the long run. If Lem was straight, that really became our Achilles’ heel. It wouldn’t of had to be but people focused on my relationship because it was exciting to them to think that I fell in love with a gay man. And no one ever stopped to think that I might’ve been gay, and that there was something peculiar about the relationship I had with Lem that was very dysfunctional. I’m not saying that people should’ve lied, but I wish they would have focused on me and made me a gay icon without making me gay.” says JFK.

“That’s sad because you don’t really have a good heart or you didn’t did you?” asks a Sean.

“Maybe not. Maybe at the end of the day I was no better than a Nazi. Except I wasn’t a Nazi. I was supposed to be American. My family was a family of recent Irish immigrants who had come through our cleverness and my father’s brilliance into a lot of money. I really wasn’t as smart or as good as my brother. And I’m sick of hearing people tell that story over and over again about how I was mistaken, and I really was this charming genius that I really really wasn’t.” says JFK.

“So Jack you guys were new money and then people felt sorry for you OK? And and Joe actually fell in love with Pat and if he hadn’t died and Kick died then who would’ve run for president, Joe? And we would’ve had an English aristocrat as our first lady. And something tells me you guys would’ve been able to pull it off, and we wouldn’t see your family as old money in the past we probably would see them as having become that, or we would see them as being very loyal to the Irish, and not caring.” says Lem. “Because it was very dumb to fool me in whatever way you did to take advantage of my good heart and good nature but maybe my personal grace isn’t quite as abundant as you think it is…and I have a very hard time dealing with my actual soulmate without doing things that could kill you and your entire family and by kill you I mean kill you in the afterlife. I mean literally make your afterlife pretty close to Hell and make your family’s life friggin miserable who are alive. Because I literally have no patience for her sleeping with anyone else and that’s thanks to you and the way that you took advantage of my good nature and that I have to think but she’s not Jack and then I have to put myself through that and it’s it’s revealing, but then I also realize that the reason she slept with someone else is because of you. And I don’t want to hear that you were an idiot who didn’t realize that I would never love you at all in anyway other than maybe as a brother in Christ if you’re not in Hell. I don’t want to hear the excuse that you’re stupid, even if that’s true. Because I have no patience. I have no patience left for your marked lack of regard for Lacey and anyone connected to her who loves her, and who she loves.”

“How about we take another gander at the houses of the people that were we’re dealing with just remind them of how crazy they’re being. And hopefully they’ll develop a sense of humor about their grandiosity and insanity at some point.” says Lacey.

“Well…here’s hoping for the best.” says a Rachel M..

“And how did these obvious peasants? Sorry to say that. How did they get any sort of acknowledgment that made them feel special? By using the following houses.” says Louis.

“But those last people are the ones that they really care about. I guess those last people are the closest in proximity to them in every way. And it flows in that path. First the Kennedys, the bourgeois who feel incredibly guilty, and then the middle class who put on airs like Hyacinth Bucket. This entire time the Illuminati since 2016 has been trying to say that Lacey is Hyacinth. Mm…but she’s not and it’s psychotic the way that they have clung to that ego-masturbatory bullshit. There is almost no be in the Illuminati who’s actually old money, or not insecure old money who struggles with that delusion. The people who cling to that delusion don’t wanna even acknowledge that they want to believe that everyone in the Illuminati agrees with that. Because they can’t handle the fact that they’re wrong and they want to think that they have back up from people who are higher than them in society, and if those people question them, they get thrown under the bus and suddenly the Vanderbilts aren’t old money anymore on TikTok. And Arnold Schwarzenegger is which is disgustingly absurd. Lem was more straight than Arnold Schwarzenegger. Or at least you knew someone who is friends with her son and he told Lacey horrible shit about that family that she hasn’t said because she doesn’t want to embarrass them if they’re actually reading this blog.” says a dead woman.

“He said that Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son likes to impersonate him and make fun of his accent. He said that Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s wife Maria looks like a bug in person. An absolutely atrociously skinny, disgusting praying mantis. He couldn’t emphasize that last point enough possibly because Lacey was a size double zero at the time and yet did not look like a bug and he felt very cool being around a woman who was curvy and skinny at the same time. Unfortunately, Maria isn’t built the same way as Lacey and so when she gets skinny she doesn’t look sexy anymore. And his son may not be his biggest fan.

Never mind the fact that Joe Biden groped the butt of one of Lacey‘s friends in college while they were taking a picture.” says Jerome.

“So you’re great granduncle was knighted by the King of Norway for a significant contribution to Norwegian American literature, and he was co-editor-in-chief of arguably one of the most important Scandinavian newspapers that ever existed in history. For decades. And your family is in possession of probably billions of dollars if not trillions of dollars worth of oil that we need as a country to survive as an independent state state. And there are other people in your family who have some notable distinctions as well I will I don’t need to keep going into all of that but I think essentially people don’t wanna understand that Lacey really is in proximity to both High Society and old money, because her aunt almost married into old money high society her first cousin once removed, cousin excuse me and that’s for real. She was the guy’s serious girlfriend for like decades and they probably almost got married, and then they didn’t but no they were together for decades like 30 years or something and they just never got married. I mean they lived together. It was real. It was probably monogamous. I doubt they you know cheated on each other without any sort of understanding. And that’s like old money High Society. And then there’s the Kennedys who she has apparently several connections to call couple, at least. And that’s not including Lem’s, no she’s got at least two connections and that’s not including Lem and they’re very valid real connections to the Kennedys. Don’t want to hear because they want to feel superior to Lacey and I can’t handle how insecure it makes them feel. Because they don’t want to feel at-shunned or overtaken by the Nesheim family because the Nesheims embarrass them and make them feel ashamed of themselves probably for being Irish Catholics and not owning tens of thousands of acres of land.” says a livid woman.

“I know, let’s see where Lacey could live if her mother died and let’s see where ha she could be living if she had invested her money the way that she wanted to and let’s see where she could’ve grown-up if Tommy had raised her and let’s see what she could’ve grown-up if her parents hadst decided to give away most of their money practically to their church and let’s see where I grew-up. And then where Scott and Zelda lived when they were peasants, apparently according to Café Of The Stars.” says Louis.

“And here are homes in her family before we show you a house that she could’ve grown-up in if her parents hadn’t given most of their money away.” says Louis.

“And those are real photos that only she has access to so if you have them too it’s because of her and we know who has them. Because we are watching you so be careful how you share anything from this blog.” says Louis. “Because it could be used for good purposes or could be used for bad and we’re not so swift on bad purposes..”

“That’s a $400,000 house near where she grew/up?” asks a perfume hater.

“Yeah, I mean she grew-up near homes that were worth millions of dollars too, but this was a house that her parents with their choices could have afforded very easily, by the way not a stretch to say very easily.” says Louis.

“And for privacy reasons were not going to show you where she actually grew up. It was actually a fairly nice place but it’s not safe to talk about.” says Jerome.

“Where could she have grown-up if her parents had decided to actually make money and not just be rebellious and I don’t even understand their psychology, but to just be rebellious will say?” asks Cafe of the stars.

“How much money did they really give away?” asks Mr. Cologne 64.

“They gave away 20% of their gross income from every single paycheck before they did anything else. They literally took it right off the top, 20% every single paycheck paycheck unfailingly, no exceptions ever truly and they made a very big deal about it to their daughter. So that’s how she knows all of this because they told her everything that she didn’t necessarily have to know and then there’s a lot of things like if she’s illegitimate that they didn’t tell her that she really needed to know.” says Louis.

“So they really were in the upper class. They just were extremely irresponsible or irresponsible.?” asks an actress.

“They were-I don’t even want to talk about it. It makes me too angry.“ says Louis.

“How much would they have been making in today’s money though with that $650,000 house if they had bought at the top of their price range what would they have been living in?” asks an actress.

“Where would she have gone to school?” asks Cafe if that stars.

“Middleberry in Vermont probably Middlebury I think she would’ve chosen Middleberry at the end of the day or she might’ve chosen NYU if she could get in but probably Middleberry or NYU but I think she could’ve gotten into NYU…so probably Middleberry or NYU. But she would’ve majored in probably art history.” says Louis.

“So her parents were-but what was wrong with them or can we not know that?” asks cafe if the stars.

“They’re both very cold, extremely abusive people in different ways. They hate following the rules and it’s in the most vile way possible except they’re very clever about following certain rules and so they get away with things.” says Louis.

“So that’s all true. There’s none of that that’s made up?” asks Casi’s mom.

“No that’s all very accurate and the truth is if I am her grandfather I’m furious with my daughter. I’m livid!” says Mr. Seay.

“But I mean they’re not like the Rothschilds $1 million house on Cape Cod it’s not like our house! My family was so rich like Rothschilds!” says Wobbly sincerely.

“What could her cousin her first cousin and her family that you’re ashamed to have any association with buy on Cape Cod if they sold their estate for $6 million we’ll say. I’m not talking about the oil land tens of thousands of acres of land with millions of dollars I’m not talking about that I’m just talking about the one measly little estate that her first cousin owns for $6 million. Umm…what could they buy on Cape Cod like right now not in the past but right now?” asks an actress.

“OK but like my parents were black and I’m insulted by what you said about St. Louis totes. I mean yeah who the fuck are you you dumb bitch!? We own three houses and we don’t use only one and I grew-up poorer than you. I don’t care that you weren’t loved by anyone I was black. Which is infinitely worse than not being loved by anyone in the entire universe other than God, that you know of maybe the dead, but like who the fuck cares about that who even knows if they’re real, you stupid cow. We are in five houses worth $12 million OK you shit! I’m far bigger deal than you. You have no idea what a loser you are compared to me.” says a Michelle losing her temper. “So let’s see that one plantation compared to my five and I’ll prove to you that you’re nothing compared to me.”

“So you made your millions off selling children into so-called sex slavery and then you have the audacity to pretend to be black and in some way downtrodden even now? Or you don’t care that you are actually a slaver in a way that’s worse than anything that ever happened to any black person. Because at least they were, they were probably not all molested and would rather have just been dead. And that’s how you made your money was by selling children? …So if it wasn’t for the sale of children, you wouldn’t even have probably a house you probably be doing pro bono work or you’d have one house if you were lucky because you seem like kind of an arrogant airhead to me who got used by people. I mean you do come across like a new money middle class bourgeois asshole who just made an incredible amount of ill-gotten gain off of slavery and you’re too stupid to realize that.” says Lem’s sister.

“So you know what else is interesting though even if you did make all that money how much are you guys actually worth net are you worth over $100,000,000.? Because if you’re not, you’re not actually winning. You don’t have billions in oil. And your stupidity which I’m sure was wildly exaggerated to try to make it seem like this is a joke really just is petty, I’m sorry. And honestly, you’re not necessarily wealthier than Tommy Banks.” says a Michael Rockefeller.

“I don’t think Lacey is impressed by you. I think she’s impressed by your work ethic but I don’t think she’s all that impressed with you otherwise, I’m sorry. I think doing book deals seems pathetic to her because that went out of style in the 90’s.” says a Princess Margaret.

“So the problem is racism has some validity and it didn’t use to.” says a liberal.

“Yeah, that is how much liberals have ruined the country since JFK.” says Louis. “And it’s no coincidence that they piggybacked off of him and the bottom administration.”

“So all these black people that are at the top are really embarrassing all black people at this point?” asks a woman.

“Yeah, and making them look like they’re nothing and that all the attemps to try to liberate them were confused.” says Louis. “You can thank the Kennedys for that. “That wouldn’t exist and Obama would be a mayor in Chicago and they’d have a $2 or $3 million house at most and they’d be very proud of it.”

“So they’d still be new money and upper class to some degree?” asks a black man.

“Yes, they would have a mortgage on their house, and they’d be living a nice lifestyle and they be well-They’d be considered mostly new money because they’re new money black. They probably would’ve been considered a special category, but they would be wealthy and somewhat powerful in a way.” says Louis.

“So the Obamas would have more respect and they’d be considered upper class and they’d still be rich?” asks a Satanist in a panic.

“But they wouldn’t be as corrupt and they would probably have a lot more self-respect.” says Lem’s sister.

“And they were both black and Lacey‘s first cousin is white and inherited her millions but that has nothing to do with black slavery. It really doesn’t unless if you want to claim the whole country should be dissolved because of slavery. And then the Obamas themselves are guilty.” says Jerome.

“They weren’t as wealthy or wouldn’t even be wealthy by Casi-standards. Casi is in shock that Lacey could’ve lived in $1 million house growing-up. Lacey was surprised, but not particularly shocked. She really had several friends with homes that were worth millions back in the day. They really, her friends were wealthy. I don’t think she’s surprised. Umm…not all of them but she had some who were and I don’t think she’s surprised by that. Her cousins are wealthy. Her cousins if it wasn’t for the Kennedys would be wealthier than the Obamas.” says Louis.

“I’m embarrassed by how wrong I was and I have been since the very beginning. I flirted with Lacey and then I lied about it because I didn’t like her response because I like to-I live my life based on these things that I have learned like if people brag that means they’re not rich or if people say something about you that you don’t like they’re talking about themselves or something looks too expensive it has to be cheap or if it is expensive it i quality if you can’t afford it or if a woman is intimidating and beautiful and down to earth she’s not straight which is why I thought Lacey wasn’t straight because she was intimidating and that she also seems down to earth and I hit on her and it didn’t work and pissed me off, and I have not been OK with her ever since. It isn’t just about money. I just feel insulted by her and that probably is part of it. I think it’s just her attitude she was so lordly and I knew that she had a reason to be because she had a lot more followers than I did and her collection was better, but I couldn’t stand, I could stand it, my ego couldn’t stand it. I couldn’t stand how I felt like she was smarter than me and better than me in every way and I couldn’t figure out a way to be better than her and she’s right that’s all that it is. It’s an obsession with trying to be better and I think Jack thought that he had found a way to torture people without being better than them and it excited him. Umm…but the whole family got off on that.

I was spoiled as a child, and even though I had a rough childhood, I was very spoiled and I should’ve realized back in 2015 that it was pointless to compete because I was never going to win, and that the best thing for me to do would be to just sort of disregard her and move on but for some reason I couldn’t let go and that’s probably because I was attracted to her but it wasn’t just that it was just she was kind to me and I took advantage of that. Because she wasn’t trained to be snobby towards people and I mean it makes sense her family if they had been functioning appropriately would’ve raised her in $1 million house in a posh neighborhood and she would’ve gone to a nice school she went to a nice school, but a nicer school than the one that she went to. They should’ve trained her to snub people like me and they didn’t.

Probably because there’s innocent people who are poor, but I’m not one of them. I think people take her good nature and I wonder if Jack did too to man something that it doesn’t mean that they can like get away with stuff and that’s funny because the Irish are so friendly, and then they’re always in a jolly mood, like a leprechaun. Right? But that’s not true and I have a feeling that Lacey and Lem probably are or not loving and jolly about evil without God making the joke. So just because Lacey is a good-natured person doesn’t mean that when she’s angry that she’s not actually genuinely angry as mild mannered as her anger probably seems to people who are dense and badly raised.” says Casi.

“Ironically, as much as the perfume community is maybe not as dumb or as out of touch with reality as a lot of society today… you’re not in touch with reality Casi even now I don’t think I mean maybe you are but I’m tentative about accepting what you just said as being sincere. And if it was sincere great, I’m not rejecting it. I just don’t think you realize how offputting your entire community is because you guys are psychotic. The first houses above are absurdly shit compared to the houses that Lacey could’ve lived in and I could go on and on and on but she can make these comparisons to to make an argument not to compete and yet narcissists who started the argument can’t be bothered because that’s what it becomes. It’s just an argument, not a competition and they can’t handle the fact that it’s not a competition, and it never would’ve been. If you had a brain that functioned properly, you wouldn’t be competing with someone like Lacey because you know that it makes no sense.

Yeah, so let’s look at the café of the stars person who wrote the headpiece on the Fitzgerald‘s house and their apartment because Casi your house to Griffin was worth like about $150,000 and Lacey‘s parent’s living their worst life if they gave a damn their house to be worth $400,000; it’s not that shocking even though it’s somewhat shocking if you compare the million dollar house to your house. Casi it’s too much reality for your brain to functionally handle probably. But I don’t think you guys processed reality very well anymore. I think you guys really are totally fried if this is a real conversation. So let’s just look at those things again and then hopefully something like a lightbulb will go off in your head and you’ll realize that what you just saw was actually real.” says sometwho reads Lacey’s blog.

“So with your parents, if they had been living appropriately, they’d been probably multi multi millionaires at this point through what they would be making in their house I would assume? And you’d be inheriting a couple of million either way because they’d be married so you’d be inheriting two or $3 million at least and that wouldn’t probably be until you were in your 60s or 50s and you would’ve had a much happier life too, so I’m glad you love your kids, but it irritates me as a conservative..” says a man.

“Her parents would’ve owned that house in full. Yeah, they take things that are meant for good and then they make them evil in ways that are meant to make people feel sorry for them and it’s perverse.“ says a psychologist.

After watching the latest episode of, And Just Like That, Lacey is perplexed. There were a great many mistakes made in the latest episode.

It’s very unlikely that a woman like Carrie Bradshaw wouldn’t understand the transactional nature of certain business relationships by her age, if she was as successful as she supposedly was. And I don’t think that’s just the perspective of someone who almost went into politics saying that who actually was involved in politics to some degree and probably still could be, because that’s just how things work whether it’s business or politics. A lot of relationships that you have in that arena of public transaction are transactional, that’s how governments probably were first created.

Which brings me to my second point how did Gloria Steinem get roped into that role of playing herself? She sounded like an idiot. Her little commentary about all revolution start with a conversation. I highly doubt that that’s how revolutions have almost ever started unless you want to be extremely pedantic and you want to say that all revolutions started with pebreathing air. A true revolution is like sex. It doesn’t require conversation. It just happens because the driving forces drive it to be so and it takes resisting it for not to come to fruition. And, depending upon the magnitude of the force, it may take an enormous amount of resistance. And honestly, I don’t know any historian who has ever admired revolution, who would think that it starts with just a conversation that’s just feel good liberal bullshit, nonsense. Although I don’t know maybe that’s what historians think today. Today they might think that we should be studying the tooth picks of every culture and sticking them in our eyes because that’s what we’re supposed to be doing according to some fashioned idiot who they follow like lemmings.

Thirdly, Lisa’s mother doesn’t read old money to me, and as someone with a great granduncle, who actually is an important author, who was knighted by the King of Norway, it irritates me that these “black people” are mimicking old money, and failing at it miserably. Because there is real old black money; it’s not just a farce. And as much as he would love to bludgeon me because they’re threatened I am the one who’s not racist. There are bourgeois black people who to seem old money and that’s who she seems like. And then there are real old money, black people who would never be that petty and backward. Because they’re not petty, backward, bourgeois bitches. Lisa’s mother is insufferable and honestly, I take her character as an insult against anyone like myself who has opinions that are no longer understood by people. Well, her mother-in-law should say. Her father seems like a wonderful man, but he actually didn’t convince me that he was a poet. He seemed more as though he was a well an actor. Written bad lines that he was trying to deliver well. Lisa’s character is more believable but this introduction of her family it’s just obnoxious to me.

And then the whole city comptroller thing-my uncle was a city comptroller, and these people are acting like it’s this huge deal. It is somewhat of a big deal, but if they’re as grand as they pretend to be, it shouldn’t be that big of a deal. My great grand uncle would not have been impressed by my uncle. He would’ve thought that that was sort of a given that his nephew, his great nephew would be something like that. He would’ve thought that it was slightly underwhelming actually, but that it was certainly commendable. No, I mean it was of a suburb of Denver. It was not like Denver but he probably could’ve maybe been that, but he was not one to get involved with such things, but it was just a suburb. It was just a suburb of Denver and then he stopped, and he helped his wife run her business, and they made money off of it. It was a successful business. They were impressive people and a lot of people in the Illuminati don’t like that and I think that they try to mock me and then they end up doing it very poorly. It doesn’t even make any sense.

And I mean, I hope they’re not just idiotic racists but they might be. They might be trashy, ignorant, racists from the slums of Ireland for all I know. Or they could be from some suburb somewhere where their parents sold houses and pushed their kid to be old money and it hasn’t worked.

The problem is why was Michael at that party hitting on Charlotte? Because that man looked a lot like Michael would’ve looked at his age, and then he owned an art gallery? …And I’ve been compared to Charlotte since I was a teenager. I mean it just it was creepy to me. …If there is an Illuminati is it just funny to them to try to seem cool and scary? Like, what what is what is the joke? Because no I wouldn’t of married Harry and he wasn’t Michael but it’s too early close to reality. The truth is, I would have married that man if he was anything like Michael and I met him first you know I’m not I’m not just making up the fact that these people are talking to me and that they might be soulmates.

And at that Illuminati mocks Lacey because they can’t believe she’s smart enough to know what a soulmate even is.

But that’s not where the criticisms stop unfortunately.

Lacey wonders if the threesome because of how Miranda was positioned, if there is an Illuminati, if it was a reference to when she’s tried to explain to them how she’s had sex with Lem. She’s never had a threesome. She’s worried that she has but she never has. No it’s always just been her and Lem or her and someone else male. No she’s never had a threesome. But once she worried she had, spiritually.

Speaking of threesomes though how is there not some discussion of the fact that Miranda obviously felt very left out because it was pretty terrible. Ché looks like she was trying to find an excuse or they like they were trying to find an excuse to sleep with her ex husband, I think she was trying to cheat on Miranda. I think they’re forcing their relationship at this point laughing about things that aren’t funny to keep the emotional ball rolling.

I mean that wasn’t a threesome that was Ché trying to find an excuse to sleep with their ex-husband.

And then the conversation about mayonnaise was directly taken from a conversation that Lacey heard between Mr. Blue and his mistress and a man he was also having an affair with. In 2016, they went on and on about sandwiches and mayonnaise in relation to human female cum. Lacey’s never heard human cum referred to as mayonnaise before or since by the way. And that was her listening to their conversation that they were supposed to be having telepathically in private on Twitter using Illuminati code. And Lacey thanks the writers for giving a nod to her that they exist, and that there is an Illuminati and she’s not crazy because she’s never heard that comparison before or since other than for the episode she watched this evening.

(More editing tomorrow)

Beyond that, there’s no way that Bobby was gay the Bobby in this show not any other Bobby, but the Bobby in the show was not a gay man. He was probably bisexual, and he leaned gay, but he wasn’t actually gay. Bitsy doesn’t know what she’s talking about poor thing and she’s possibly bi-phobic, and she wants to think that there could be a gay seeming bisexual man who would fall in love with a woman. No.