Wikipedia

I like Wikipedia. But it’s always been criticized for good reason.

In Lem Billings’s Wikipedia page they say, “friends from the 1970’s can confirm Lem was gay.” And that sentence alone destroys the credibility of Wikipedia to a staggering degree. That’s just an objective observation.

Why?

The first problem is: WHO are these friends? There are dozens of reasons why that’s a terrible vagary.

Would it help if we knew who they were? YES!!! …In order to increase our chances of getting the validity of their opinion accurately adjusted in our minds we need their names. They need to be accountable for their opinion. THEIR OPINION. We at least need more clarity on who they were beyond a decade. And what creepy and bizarre thing “from the 1970’s”. Why not the 1960’s or 1980’s? Did they die? Did they stop being his friends? Why just the 1970’s?!?

Because without Lem clearly stating his sexual orientation on his own his orientation is our guess. Many, if not most, people have found ways to imply their orientation openly. He never did. He was never clear on his own. “Not being open to discussing it” in his case means that should these supposed friends even be telling the truth his words in that moment are inherently suspect. He never was clear on his own.

It would be extremely difficult to think of every possible reason and scenario for how and why these friends could be lying or just mistaken because the list is long. So do we trust anything they say? No. We inherently can’t.

…And do these “friends from the 1970’s” even exist? Not necessarily. They’re possibly just the bourgeois equivalent of “Royal sources” or “according to unknown sources close to the crown”. They are “according to unknown sources.” Attaching the 1970’s just makes it sound more desperate and pathetic to hold validity it cannot hold. Why can’t Wikipedia name those friends? Are they afraid? WHY? Why?!?

The Kennedys are open about their support of the LGBTQ community. Are they all completely evil hypocrites? Or…are they the “friends from the 1970’s?” Did they tell some posh contributor to Wikipedia to label them that and they did out of respect for the Kennedy name? Very possibly! Not for sure, but it’s certainly possible.

Because why are these “friends from the 1970’s” so scared? He’s dead. Are they afraid that if they claim he’s gay he’ll beat them up? He’ll be offended or would have been offended? Wow! To that degree?!? Why are they so scared to call him gay with their name attached? It’s almost totally absurd to think that anyone would care that much about it nowadays. They need anonymity due to safety reasons? Or no…he’d be offended. Why?

Why…was he supposedly not open to discussing it? Assuming they exist…why would they be afraid to call him gay even after he died? That’s suspicious.

Maybe this source is still closeted? Or hiding? But…why would he not be open to discussing it? That’s weird. And it was enough protest from him that they felt they needed to highlight that part of his response.

Lacey thought Lem Billings was likely gay. Likely. Not for certain. Not possibly. Likely gay.

But when his possible ghost started talking to her he claimed he was actually straight. Based on that presented premise…Lacey suspects he at least doubted he was gay while he was alive. And that that was the source of his infamous hesitation. Was it infamous? Maybe.

Could he have been hiding his orientation to protect Jack? Possibly? But…then why…is his Wikipedia page so clouded? Why is Red Fay’s quotation totally maligned into oblivion? Why has the press ALWAYS declared him FULLY GAY? …As far back as the 1990’s the American mainstream media has been making Red Fay’s quotation out to OBVIOUSLY mean Lem was gay according to Red Fay. Even while quoting his words that clearly indicate otherwise. Why the concerted snow job? Why does the press always try to make Lem gay?

“We never talked about it. But I suppose we always knew Lem was gay.” says a liberal journalist from the Kennedy administration, almost verbatim.

They always knew?! How?!? How?!?

If they KNEW…then why can’t they be quoted as KNOWING Lem was gay on Wikipedia? Did Lem openly announce he was gay every year and then run out of the room quickly so he couldn’t be peppered with any questions?!!?

“But he furtively dated men?” says Kick.

“Doesn’t mean he was gay.” says Lacey. “It’s also said that he never came out. And what’s furtive mean in this person’s opinion anyway?”

“You’re right. There’s no actual proof he was gay. How did those friends confirm it to themselves first? Why couldn’t he have been bisexual?” asks Kick.

“No! I essentially said he was bisexual!” says Red Fay, losing his temper.

“Fine! But that’s your opinion!” yells a living journalist.

“Yes!! So why didn’t my opinion matter? Why did you automatically all start lying about it!?!” yells Red Fay. “That looks very suspicious!”

“Why did you even use that quotation at all?!” asks Erin Gloria Ryan.

“Probably because that’s the only clear evidence anyone ever gave who knew him all that well that he was queer at all.” says Red Fay.

Erin laughs. “If you’re Red Fay…I think you’re implying that they were desperate for corroborating evidence? And that he actually seemed straight sometimes in person?”

Red Fay smiles. “You know…yeah. That could be true.”

“Umm…so…y’all lied. You didn’t always know Lem was gay?” asks Gwen Eiffel.

“I suppose. I suppose.” says the liberal journalist. “A lot of the Greatest Generation said idiotic stuff before they died to sound relevant and cool.”

“In the 1980’s?” ask Bobby.

“I might have said that later than the 1980’s! But yes, even in the 1980’s.” says the liberal journalist.

“But you were saying Lem was bisexual?!” asks a media man named Brian.

“I was!” says Red Fay.

“Then why wasn’t he more sad at Jack’s wedding?” asks Bobby.

“Yeah. That doesn’t make sense if he was at all queer. At the time we wouldn’t have noticed. Homosexuality was so taboo we didn’t think it through all that well.” says Red Fay.

“Dammit! She’s right! That’s either a demon, another ghost…or Lem himself!” says a Native American woman.

“But couldn’t he have been protecting Jack?!?” asks a gay man.

“How does never coming out of the closet protect Jack?” asks Lacey.

“Because…people would have automatically thought they were lovers?” asks a gay man.

“How?! Why?!” asks Lacey.

“I was close to Jack too!” says Red Fay. “I likely came out as bisexual in some manner. So did others.”

“But Lem was closer! They’d been roommates!” says another gay man. “Lem never married. And then he said he could have married…but that Jack kept him from it.”

“Yes! But he also says he could have married and wonders if he should have.” says Lacey.

“I came out as bisexual.” says Red Fay.

“So…maybe he had to lie and that was the closest he could come to saying he was Jack’s lover?” asks the gay man.

“Then why not silence Red too?” asks Lacey. “Or why not say, ‘I may not have married due to my best friend Jack. Thanks to him I was never lonely. Let me ask you, what would have made a better life, getting married and settling down or being the President’s best pal and having your own damn room in the White House?’ Because that’s still perfectly vague and opaque but less genuinely confusing.” says Lacey.

“It doesn’t sound as grand.” says the gay man.

“You could make it sound grand.” says Lacey.

“It doesn’t sound as mysterious.” says a gay man.

“You could make it sound mysterious.” says Lacey.

“People just think you’re an airhead because you’re so cis straight feminine.” says Sarah Jessica Parker to Lacey. “By nature not pretense.”

“Why was I allowed to ruin Lem’s happy ending? His perfect quotation? And regardless, Lem could still have been bisexual. Why do you assume otherwise automatically? That’s weird. …Also…why wasn’t Lem more upset at Jack’s wedding!??” asks Red Fay.

“How did you ruin it?” asks a gay man.

“Because clearly I came out as bisexual before Lem was dead. Or…it makes no sense why he couldn’t just be more open himself.” says Red.

“But you didn’t have your own room in the White House?” says a gay man.

“True! But that doesn’t mean they’re lovers necessarily.” says Red Fay.

“He was never in love with Jack?” asks a gay man.

“Non. That’s almost completely absurd. He either was straight or in love.” says Alain Delon.

“So…does anyone even care that Red Fay wasn’t straight?” asks a historian.

“No!” says Ken Burns. “We make exceptions and excuses for Red Fay’s friendship with Jack.”

“Then why couldn’t you have done that with me? You could have!” says Lem.

“No. If you’d come out…we easily could have.” says a dead liberal historian. “No one would have asserted you were lovers on any real historical basis.”

“So…there was no real reason for Lem to not come out?” asks a gay man.

“No. There was no real reason in so far as ‘protecting Jack’ after Jack’s death.” says Ernest Hemingway.

“So Lem killed JFK. And that’s the only reason we don’t know.” says a gay man, hypothesizing.

“Yeah. He should have been sadder at Jack’s wedding.” says Jackie Onassis.

“Why did you come out at all?!?” asks a gay man of Lem.

“I never did.” says Lem.

“Then why did those friends from the 1970’s think you were gay?” asks Wikipedia.

“Who are they?!?” says Lem in anguish. “If they’re the Kennedys they are obviously grown children who are probably ignorant, sheltered and lying. If they’re men who I slept with it was bad sex for me, because I was straight, but they could still mistakenly think I was gay. If they were gay friends I partied with…they are ignorant or ignorant of my actual sexuality. I may have told them bullshit out of my own sad sexual ignorance.” says Lem.

“Oh, please this is perversely idiotic. I had a sexual relationship with Lacey in my 50’s or actually my late 40’s…and I told her whether it was true or not, but it very well may have been, that she was the first woman I’d ever done anything sexual with. And…I don’t understand why this whole Lem topic is even an issue. Americans are such fools…at times.

Anyway…did Lem ever have gay sex? He tried to! Right??” Jan asks Lem.

“Mostly. I didn’t want to. So I didn’t try that much.” says Lem.

Jan laughs. “Did you know what you were doing?!”

“I barely did.” says Lem. “It wasn’t natural.”

“So you didn’t feel aroused.” says Jan.

“I wanted sex!” says Lem. “That aroused me. But I didn’t want it with men.”

“No. You thought you’d bother women.” says Jan.

bad guy by Billie Eilish plays.

“Yeah.” says Lem.

“So you were aroused?!?” asks Jan.

“No. Not really. But sort of. Like…I’d think of women.” says Lem.

“And then get turned off by the cock in front of your face? Or imagine Lacey fucking the Kennedy family?” asks Jan.

“To get hard?” ask Lem.

“Bingo!” says Jan.

“No. Actually, I’d just get hard.” says Lacey in her head subconsciously.

“No! Actually, I’d just not get hard.” says Lem. “Or I’d lose my erection.”

“Why does Lacey have you getting hard?!” asks Jan.

“Guilty until proven innocent.” says Lem. “If I actually was straight she’s far more hard to convince than any of you.”

“Yeah. So you’ve been sleeping with her for over a year? Consistently?” asks a gay man.

“Yes!! And until everyone agrees she’s determined to respect your voices.” says Lem. “Until death.”

“So our arguments are her sharpened swords?” asks a gay man.

“No! She’s not evil in that way necessarily. She’s a fervent scientist.” says Lem. “Very cheerful and loving. But it’s extremely stressful. Very hard on her whole family. It’s been cruel on her body.” He thinks. “She had to lie to herself this morning that her mother actually loved her just to calm her nerves down.”

“All while Wobbly is violently obsessed with you and interrupting your sex with her? And…they’re trying to suffocate her?!?” asks a gay man.

“How does he interrupt your sex?” asks Jan.

“He uses demons? And CIA mind control tactics?” says Lem. “And at times astral projection of himself masturbating? And then we have to get him to leave.”

“So he’s not invited?” asks Jan.

Lem laughs. “No!! Non. Not in any way!”

“That’s disgusting.” says Jan.

“We are completely monogamous. I was straight.” says Lem.

“See…how do they not understand that she doesn’t care?!? It’s about the intimacy.” says Jan.

“It’s-I get too angry to speak.” says Lem.

“Eww! You had sex with a woman?!” asks Louis mockingly of American Democrats.

“Who?! Me?!” ask Jan.

“Yeah! Eww!” says Louis teasingly.

“Yeah. I lost my gay card. Oops!” says Jan.

“Can you still get full gay access?” asks Louis.

Jan laughs. “Geez! You’re right. You know…I’ve noticed worse gay service since I had sexual contact with Lacey.” says Jan.

“Was it worth it?” asks Louis.

Jan thinks. “Yes. I think it was healthy.”

“Why do I have the feeling they don’t understand what happened between you two sexually?” says Louis.

“Because she’s not a prude. And she’s sexy. And so am I. And it was totally straight.” says Jan.

“So the interaction you two had was nothing ever discussed in America?” asks Louis.

“No! They’re not aware of it. Not really. Maybe you can find a few rare anecdotal, weird stories. But almost nothing authentic and interesting.” says Jan.

“You know…you called her your muse.” says Scott. “Was that a nod to me?”

Jan smiles. “Maybe??”

“You know…we know.” says Louis. “Some.”

“I think Lacey has us confused.” says Lem to Jan. “She also has me confused with Joe Kennedy Jr..”

“It was romantic!” says Jan.

“I know. Possibly.” says Babe Paley.

“We have no real idea what happened between you and Truman Capote.” says a living Rockefeller.

“No!! People are all very complicated.” says Truman Capote.

“Is my character straight?!” asks Miranda.

“No.” says Lacey.

“But…mostly.” says Ché.

“Yeah. Your character might be mostly.” says Lacey.

“What was Ché?” asks Miranda.

“A heartbreak. Steve was never Miranda’s ideal. Ché came close. I think Miranda is sad. Aging. Falling apart. She needs a good companion or she’ll die lonely.” says Lacey.

“Yeah.” says Miranda with melancholy.

“Does it ever bother you that Lem said Jack didn’t let him get lonely?” asks Miranda.

“Well…I’m not quite sure how he meant it to be perfectly honest and fair so I can’t assign too much emotion to it safely in my mind. But…it obviously is concerning.” says Lacey.

“So it’s merely concerning?” asks Sarah Jessica Parker.

“Yes! I can’t determine what to make of it. So it’s in my concerning box.” says Lacey.

“You have a mental box of all things concerning?” asks Sarah Jessica Parker.

“Yes! It’s very full.” says Lacey. “I sort through it when I’m bored.”

“So you have fun trying to sort through terrible things when you’re bored?” asks Sarah.

“Yes! I have since childhood.” says Lacey.

“Does sex ever go in that box?” asks Miranda.

“It can on occasion.” says Lacey.

“That’s not a sex box though?” asks Jan.

“No!! Never!” says Lacey.

“They made a big box in society already.” says Jan.

“Yes!” says Lem. “They did. Poor Jack may not have been aware of that. I wonder if he was imitating Lacey’s box of terrible curiosities.”

“Or did he actually not know how to analyze sex?” asks Miranda.

“I was imitating Lacey. To flirt with Lem.” says JFK.

“Why?!?” asks Miranda.

“Because people believe it.” says JFK. “And I love seeing her get hurt or seeing Lem hurt.”

More later.

Porz Goret by Yann Tiersen plays.

It’s a party in 1962. Michael is alive. He’s sitting on a sofa with people who are smoking pot. Playing a board game on a wealthy family coffee table. It’s a single level mansion.

Lacey stands lonely by an armchair holding a cocktail.

Louis called last night. “My wife is gone, again on vacation…alone. I need you.” Poor, dear Louis.

Harold. When was the last time we heard from Harold? Years ago. He felt too old? He got drunk and went on and on about Brett Ashley? Things didn’t end well but they ended well. Is there still a chance for a romance? Maybe?

And then there’s Lem. Why is Lem at this party? Because it’s 1962 at a mansion in New York. Lem was invited by a society hostess to make things more interesting. Maybe he’s supposed to be a date for Michael? Ha!

Lacey stands there.

And stands there.

Michael walks by her.

Lem approaches her.

He smiles.

Suite For Jazz Orchestra plays.

“My name is Lem? What’s your’s?” he asks.

They exchange pleasantries.

He talks slightly gay to a man. He waves his hand in an effeminate way.

“How do you know him?” Lacey asks.

Lem freezes. Stares off. Then he looks into her eyes with concern. He parts his lips.

“He’s a friend, of course!” he says knowingly. Then he lights a cigarette as he searches her for clues.

They make sharp eye-contact.

“I can’t stand all this smoke. Let’s go outside.” says Lacey.

Aghast he silently agrees.

Outside they see a couple making-out.

“Do you hate love, women or sex?” asks Lacey.

Lem laughs. “You’ve got an attitude!” says Lem.

“No. I’m just morbidly sad. And lonely.” says Lacey.

“Why?!” asks Lem.

“You know why. You’re not an idiot. You’re brilliant.” says Lacey.

Lem’s face drops. Then he smiles. Their eyes meet. “Wanna go make-out?”

Lacey sighs. “I’d rather just sleep next to you or something of that sort. I’m exhausted. Please?”

He gets in her face. “Okay!” he says. And making his way to his car with Lacey behind him he laughs.

“Please don’t be so merry.” says Lacey.

They get into the car. He stares into her eyes.

He kisses her.

Moments later he’s making love to her.

“We just made love!” says Lem awkwardly.

“I know. I could be pregnant.” says Lacey.

Lem laughs.

“I’m still exhausted.” says Lacey.

“Take me home.” he says.

“Where is our home?” asks Lacey, clinging to him.

“I’ll drive us to my house. It’s a mess.” says Lem driving the car.

“I’m staying with friends.” says Lacey.

“Then let’s get married!” says Lem.

“I thought we were married.” says Lacey, hurt.

“Well we know that. But other people don’t yet.” says Lem.

“I think they do. In Heaven, maybe.” says Lacey.

“Alright. Let’s go sleep in our bed. Then get married first thing.” he says driving. He thinks. “No! Let’s get married now!”

They drive into a police department. A secretary looks sleepy but arranges for a quick ceremony.

Five hours later they’re married.

The next day they decide to sleep. And make love.

Nine months later Lem has a son.

Five years later he has four children. Then they decide to stop.

When Bobby runs for US President in the 1972 election against Nixon he wins.

Why?

Because there is no such thing such as “just sex.” There is “just war.” And a just war. But sex…as the Illuminati should know…is powerful. And war is a result of sex. Humanity’s survival is the result of sex. God created sex.

And trying to pervert sex…is…extraordinarily dangerous.

More later.