“Mafia” by F. Scott Fitzgerald

Jump Around by House of Dwayne plays. It’s a cover spoof of Jump Around that Jack Kennedy doesn’t realize is spoof.

He jumps around thinking he’s going to personally defeat Al Capone. At the end of the song he buys the CD. Dwayne’s Rooftop Hits by House of Dwayne. It’s working to pump him up. But being dead he…misses the title? Or did he have a tendency to miss details?

“Anyway…I was going to say that the mafia was…honorable. I did write The Great Gatsby.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald. He thinks. “Lacey is 40. Or will be. I died at 41.”

And at that the Illuminati looses their shit.

“More later.” says Lem.