Lacey’s First Time

Shift by Grizzly Bear (Son Remix) plays.

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Lacey is off to see Alex Whitworth in March of 2010. And at the sad age of 26 lose her virginity. It’s a tragic moment in Christianity.

It’s the defilement of Jesus Christ.

Because she’s not supposed to be single. She’s supposed to be married and having babies.

But no. No. No!!! In 2010 that’s considered EVIL.

“You want to get married?! And be a stay-at-home-mom?!?” scoff all decent American women not sadistically braindead and dead.

“Is she still allowed to have sex?” asks Max.

Just imagine Harold Loeb.

Max looks like a combination of Lem and Harold Loeb?

She feels mocked as Alex Whitworth plays some dumb teen flick about losing one’s virginity.

But as a very sexual, super pure hearted and yet supremely sexual lady…she…lays there in deep depression. He’s a klutz.

Alex is short. He stupidly claimed to have Russian Jewish ancestry.

And threw her against a tree? Max. He kissed her passionately. Like she’s never been kissed before or since. It was outside his apartment…where he died. Of heroin in 1969.

Shift (Circlesquare Remix) plays.

“I wish I could take you right now.” said Max, being channeled by Alex.

“Ma-“ Lacey almost yelled out during sex. Literally. And…she’s always has thought she was calling out her ex-husband’s name. He is named Mark. But was she calling out Mark’s name? No? She was almost saying…”Max?”

“Max!” she says now in our replay.

And Max loses his control.

And she actually loses her real virginity.

She’s suddenly embarrassed.

“Can you breath?” he asks, sweetly.

She shakes her head no.

“Breathe!” he says.

She cries.

“Oh my god!” he says. He calms her.

“I can’t handle this.” she says, retreating back into herself.

“Why?” he asks.

“Because nobody gives a shit about me but you.” says Lacey in 2010. “And I’m madly in love with you. And you don’t love me.” She looks sad. “How could you? I’m nothing to anyone but me and God. I’m a non-entity.”

“That’s not true.” he says.

He looks over at her.

“Just fuck me.” he says giggling.

Lacey thinks.

He strokes her.

“Like a whore. I’m extremely wealthy.” he says.

She cries.

“No. No! It’s not the end of the world.” he says. “Let’s get sushi!” he says cheerfully.

“But you’ll just discard me.” says Lacey.

“No! Never!” says Max.

“I’m not a whore, Max.” says Lacey.

“Mm. No. You’re my whore.” says Max.

“I’m not a whore.” says Lacey.

“Then let’s get married. Now.” says Max.

“Okay.” says Lacey.

And a year later Mark and Lacey were married in the late summer.

See…Max…was…regularly sleeping with Lacey. They were married.

They had sex in Switzerland and Ireland and England and lots of other places. Actually, in Switzerland…it was entirely spiritual. And at the time it was baffling but now it’s not.

Her wedding was weird.

Possibly because it was…an afterthought…in a very sad way.

And…you may ask…”Where is her husband?” says JFK mockingly.

“He was off sleeping around breaking her heart.” says Max.

“Then he’s either gay, worthless or…she’s lying. That the Kennedy formula…and it gotta be that way. There is no other way, dahling!” says America all around the world. The psychological ambiguity of the American accent has always been disturbing.

“Max. Why?” asks Ken Schiebel. “I almost know for certain you exist. You-Why?!?”

“Hey! Happy belated birthday!” says Max. “Umm…I don’t know you. Why are you asking? …You’re a very insulting man.”

Ken cries.

“You know…your son was awful to her.” says Max.

“He wasn’t really!” shouts Bobby Kennedy Jr. violently.

“That’s the truth!!!” yells JFK. He loves to destroy her living relationships.

“Choose to believe him if you want. But it’s dangerous…to you.” warns Max. “You have no excuses.”

“What the Hell are they doing to you?!” asks Ken.

“They’re evil, Ken. And this blog is to sort it out while she’s alive as much as she can.” says Max.

Deep Blue by Arcade Fire plays.

“It’s sort an eerie song.” says Lacey.

“Max where are you buried?” asks Sarah Jessica Parker.

“Vermont?” says Max. “My family was wealthy. I died young. It was a scandal.”

The song plays.

“She’s in her own skin, but it’s the wrong time.” says Max.

The song plays.