Sexy Sex

“So are we dying or what?” asks Bobby.

“No.” says a bald Elon Musk wannabe.

“I harassed you and sadistically bullied you. So what!?” says his dumbass trailer trash wife.

“Listen. Just kill the Illuminati.” says gay Harry. “In America.”

“Just go shoot the actual Illuminati in America.” says Mark Zuckerberg. “Not me. I’m Chinese.”

“No he ain’t!” says Joel Osteen.

“No. He is.” says North Korea.

“I’m British.” says Bill Gates.

“If I die. It’s a sign I’m innocent.” says Lacey.

“We don’t usually sacrifice random people.” says Kanye. “Usually.”

“Why the hell did I make sense?” asks Lacey.

“It was narcissistic delusion. But we were hurt.” says Chris Hayes.