Still Not a Player by Big Pun plays.
I’m a big deal. To me thinking this song is serious and sincere and isn’t corny if it’s about me just makes sense. Because I’m cool.
I have bad sex. Okay? So what? I’m married.
I randomly attacked Lacey. Why? Because Diego told me to. My lawyers are advising me to out him.
Brutus by The Buttress plays.
Diego was full my…servant. And he was our boyfriend. And he told me he had been using my accounts and shit and using telepathy to pretend to be me. So I took up for him and decided to protect him and kill Lacey.
Yes. If there’s a real Illuminati…I decided to sacrifice her to save Diego’s life.
Don’t kill me or my family. I mean I live daily with the possibility that you will do that. But I don’t care. The money has always been too good to fade into obscurity and focus on protecting my kids and wife.
To me…being worth $6 million is better than you. Better than me. And I LOVE MYSELF.
WE LOVE OURSELVES.
We don’t have love like you have. We have…MONEY.
So why was I hurt? Because I have moral authority.
I have moral authority.
Yup. I do.
Paint The Town Red by Doja Cat plays.
I care about black peoples. Mic drop.
I care about the environment. Mic drop.
I care about poor people. Mic drop.
I care about the gays. Mic drop.
Why was I hurt? Because she dared to think she had a right to find me attractive.
I’m not normal.
So I cut spiritual strings holding the universe together using black witches in Illuminati. Literally. To get results.
“I’m offended she finds me attractive too.” says Bobby.
“Why?” asks Lem.
“Because she’s icky! We are superior to you Lem. That’s REALITY!” says Chris. “That’s evolution.”
“No. It’s not.” says Lem.
“What the fuck do you know?” says all the evil American Illuminati.
“You’re accidentally talking to Lem like he’s straight.” say the CIA.
“You’re not going to fool me. You work for us.” says Chris Hayes.
“No. You don’t know.” says the CIA.
“Chris you really need to explain…because we’re about to have Holocaust.
It’s a Holocaust she doesn’t have control over.
I’m running it and I’m Hitler and if there’s Purgatory and Kick is evil…and yes if I am Hitler is not good.
I am running the Holocaust because Scott Fitzgerald chickened out. That was the stupidest blog post I think I’ve ever seen because it was absolutely right on but then he failed to understand that his role was to have a Holocaust or to explain to her how she can’t do that to people.
She has been sadistically attacked by evil peasants for seven years so when she gets angry at Casi and other ugly peasant bitches it’s because that’s what you people really actually are in reality. She’s not just saying that that’s what you are in reality because she’s narcissistic or weak or powerless it’s because that’s what you people actually are. Stop interrupting me Chris, stop asking me dumb questions. I’m Adolf Hitler and just because I’m dead means jack shit. You’re in an occult organization, you’re an ugly fat man with a stupid chin line and you’re worth $6 million. You should be dead by now if this is real.” says Adolf Hitler.
“She’s right. She’s right.
OK I said that I talk to dead people purely because I knew she was talking to Lem Billings. I’m a liar Chris. I lie and you’re lying to me to get you off possibly literally and figuratively in every way. But the truth is, I actually think she probably is half dead or psychic. I was raised Catholic. I’m somewhat Catholic still OK? Get over it. When push comes to shove that’s what I rely on because if it’s true, and there’s a lot of historical evidence to suggest that it is, believe it or not and if you’re not a bourgeois liberal, you know that that’s fact. They lie to people like you, and I’m not one of them, I might be in some ways but in that way, I may be still a peasant or in that way because of Lem’s being stupid in an evil way that maybe Lacey can forgive but maybe it’s only in the sort of way that a twin flame can forgive you. I am old money now, so yeah I’m kind of Catholic.
She knows that and it’s stupid Chris, Lacey and I believe in Christ. So there’s probably Purgatory, I might think it’s more likely that she does and I am almost positive she’s talking to dead people who are real. I don’t think you seem to understand how weird it is when we listen to her and we hear her say things like I just had sex with him last night I don’t know I just I know she probably has sex with him, I met him I knew who he was. I was in his house I knew the man I’m Bobby Kennedy and you don’t want to seem to talk about it but sweetie if she’s actually illegitimate physically in a sense she actually is a historical person for real you’re not you are a TV anchor and you can’t say what her family has oil yeah OK but worst case scenario she actually is Tom Banks is it like like physical daughter and that is a whole other can of worms that’s dangerous for us Chris because if that’s her actual father, he really did basically run them up to some degree and that’s her father and I have a very strong suspicion that she’s a Virgo and I’m not supposed to talk about that but Virgos are not people to get into fights with crossover pedantic details. You know and think God she’s a lever to possibly write but if that’s even true, but no, I have a very strong suspicion that her father Tom him held her for two months maybe three I don’t know she could be a Leo I don’t know I have a feeling she’s a Virgo And I could give you some scientific evidence but that’s like legit but I don’t know that for a fact let’s just say with possibly that she’s a Virgo OK I was just with possibility that she actually is a real Virgo and she’s a brilliant person, but she’s very emotional and she’s kind of an old woman and away probably because her mother never socially Allowed her into our generation as an equal even though she’s only 40 years old somehow it was never a thing that was allowed for her if she’s illegitimate and so she’s not like a 40-year-old you’re basically just in a very ugly fight with like 103-year-old woman and you think that you know a whole hell of a lot more than her and I don’t know how that makes sense What life experience do you have that’s superior to her because there’s something about the fact that she could be old that does actually creep me out because there’s a Purgatory and I are coming onto me and to be honest with you. It’s kind of pissing me off it’s very disrespectful, I am possibly worth as much as you were less than you OK all right I don’t think that really offends Lacey and if she was me she probably just have you killed and I could do that I could easily have you killed there are people who I know who are professionals at killing people who would keep it quiet And they’ll probably be happy to do it for me. You don’t know those people I do her father ran the Bob you fucking idiot that’s her birth father. He held her for two months and they bonded as a father and daughter that’s why she’s not insane because he raised her in like two months I don’t get it, but that must be a very strong bond between those two OK and you know what in his line of work he probably creates that bond he has to, so two months at a loss, her whole life and she still is holding together because subconsciously for two months or father left her and let her fall asleep on his old shoulder and you keep picturing love Billings when you think old man, Heidi get a fucking clue he was born in 1894. No, I’m sure that people in her generation love each other they feel safe around each other that’s how it is to be in a generation to some degree but she doesn’t have the kind of report with millennials. Ironically, I think she’s come to think of them as her grandkids are great grandkids Are her kids the boomers you’re not you’re somebody else’s grandkid and she wonders about you.
Don’t think of her as an old woman in a diaper in a bed dying because that’s a very convenient image so it’s going on love died when he was 65 and probably still fertile. I’m still able to reproduce still probably fully capable of that experience with a woman most likely And I think that that’s the kind of people her and Lamar she’s 40 if you let this go which I don’t think you’re capable of doing I’m gonna keep over capable of it myself if I end up dead honey baby cakes, I have a brother Michael I have a brother David I have a father I have a grandfather I have a grandmother. I have uncles and aunts cousins who are waiting for me and maybe they’re the ones now picking out the curtains and the drapes and they’ll just look like home and it might not look like some seven 600s colonial mansion from the billings family it’ll look like Cape Cod decorated by my grandmother um or Jackie that’s pretty fantastic. I don’t think we need loves help. I wanna be Lacey’s help I think we can decorate for ourselves, and I got to be honest with you. I would love to go back and taste some clam chowder from like seafood that was made in the ocean so to speak, made from the ocean when it was still like safe, there wasn’t tons of you know PFCs and dead animals that are supposed to be dead in it I mean it sounds like a nice thing to do go back in time. Have a nice bowl of clam chowder from like I don’t know the 50s or something And then just sit with my grandfather and try to figure out what the hell happened with a lot of things maybe play board game hello wave to Saoirse make sure she’s OK to still get into doing at school and field normal. Completely normal as an adult and I think you know, why am I fighting that, that’s stupid so no I don’t. I don’t wanna die necessarily but hey, if it happens it happens let me tell you something God is just and if I experience that for a month and that I am punished, I deserved it if I experience that and I have to go to punishment classes or some thing or if I’m a bottom as I don’t know, I’ll deserve it he’s just Anyway enough about me where are you going when you die back to the Bronx or you got a hot some street somewhere so as you keep being disrespectful to people with your 6 million and your name that’s only known from a television show a sub net work I would just Paused. Remember that when you die your purgatory will be this bad horse through you’ll cease to be able to think the same way.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior. He blows kisses at Chris and walks off.
“That’s all that matters because that’s all I know about so whatever other little deals you make behind my back, that’s between the two of you. I’ll look the other way.” says Lacey. She winks.
“What does that mean?” asks a female reader.
“It means that I am going to look at the other way because it doesn’t accomplish. If I explain it to you it ruins it so I can’t explain it to you and really unfortunately it’s not something that maybe you’re capable of understanding because you’re too much of a peasant so how’s that for an explanation would you like me to explain to you all the things that are wrong with you so you can hate me and feel justified you little narcissistic bitch?” says Lacey.
Keen to Cross the Pond 