“Eyes Wide Shut” by Mr. Blue

“I based a lot of my attack on Lacey on the film Eyes Wide Shut.” says Chris Hayes. “Had you ever seen that film before?”

“Yes! Once!” says Lacey.

“So my idea was to scare you using your obvious psychic abilities. And…make you stop harassing us with your psychic abilities. And to intimidate you like they did the Harfords.” says Chris Hayes.

“But they didn’t obsessively stalk the Harfords.” says Lacey.

“We have bothered you almost everyday for the last seven years. Except…you went around reading like…all of the people you saw on television. Right?” asks Chris.

“No. And that’s not even what I did.” says Lacey.

“You read us very slightly?” he says.

“Umm…I spent an hour total analyzing all of you. And I’m still basing all of my interactions on that hour. I’m that smart.” says Lacey.

“We’re that easy to read?” he says.

“Yes. For me.” says Lacey.

“You’re not as rich as the Harfords? Maybe. Or maybe you are. But…if you are…I looked forward to being able to be scary.” he says.

“Yeah. I don’t understand how that works. I think it’s weird.” says Lacey.

“So you’re supposed to be intimidated by us.” says Chris.

“But that’s impossible.” says Lacey.

“Crap!” says a man.

“Lacey…what did you think of that film?” asks an Illuminati witch.

“I bet I could guess.” says King Charles.

“It was…riveting and corny both.” says Lacey.