Last night Lacey dressed for Lem in lingerie. But Bobby and the Kennedys and various members of the Illuminati incessantly interrupted. Lacey and Lem bonded regardless over the concept of lingerie but only because they were incredibly determined.
But they were so violent (at one point Jack lost it and kept asking why his feelings didn’t matter and then he started stabbing her in gut in retaliation for not bowing down a worshiping him like he was Allah) that…Pete A. of 9/11 retaliated. It was hilarious and very embarrassing to the Kennedys.
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When Lem was aroused Jack tried to suck his penis. But it’s possible he has become saavy to the difference between demon and human form in Purgatory. So…Peter found a group of drunken frat guys…and one of them was gay. And apparently when Jack shook his ass as a 20-something he was sucking this frat man’s cock instead. He stood there and felt he was being sucked by some entity.
“Guys! Look! I stand here in the bathroom and it’s like weird. It looks like I’m having my cock sucked! I’m having my cock sucked!” he said laughing.
It’s possible JFK serviced one if not several asshole, lighthearted, hilarious, southern frat guys last night. All in the same house.
The Jump Off by Lil’ Kim plays.
“So…Jack had a big night last night!” says a society Lady to JP in Purgatory.
Flustered, JP said, “What?”
“Oh honey. Your boy was busy.” said the society lady. She laughed.
“Doing what?” asked JP.
“He serviced the entire gay- All the single gay men in a fraternity.” said the lady.
“Oh!” said JP.
“Hypnotize” by The Notorious B. I. G. played in the background. But Jack was arrogant and ignored it. He assumed he knew better than God? When God told him that Lacey and Lem wouldn’t likely have sex to that song.
“Why?” asked JP.
Beautiful by Snoop Dogg plays.
“Because…he just did?” she said, hurt.
“ON THAT NOTE!” said JP in a huff.
“Joe! People have been gossiping about it all morning.” said the society leader. “Joe…lots of people get in to trouble in fraternities.”
“Jack would never make a mistake like that.” said JP, proudly.
“Oh! It’ll make him seem like a ditzy, pathetic slut or a worthless bimbo. Because he’s a cruel boy. …But the honest people always knew that in our country?” she said, hinting.
“Oh! So you think Jack deserved such a mean trick?” says JP in disgust.
“Joe! He’s a vicious little thief. …Are you really that… Joe…he’s not a nice boy.” she says.
Many Men by 50 Cent plays.
“Well! That’s not a very nice thing to say!” says Joe.
“Okay. It was a trick. But…why was he doing it?” she says.
“Because he was being bullied.” says Joe.
“Oh that’s a typical excuse in this case.” she says. “Look. Being a slut is shameful but…what I worry about is…that he’ll never understand how much was stolen from his soul last night.” she says. “He doesn’t understand right from wrong in that way because you never taught him? He…might become a very different boy soon. Because he’s very vain. …Joe…I’m worried.”
“Why?” asks Japan.
“Reincarnation isn’t real.” says Jack to them in disgust. “For real. Don’t keep telling me that. I’m not Japanese.”
“Jack! You decided you’d been Japanese?” asks a mother.
“I’m not your son! If I’m your son I lose. I lose Lem.” says Jack.
Yeah! by Usher plays.
“Jack. What happened?” asks Joe Junior.
“I sucked some guy’s cock.” says Jack, proudly laughing on a college campus. He’s doing his first real “walk of shame.”
“Huh. How many times?” asks Joe Junior.
“Three times?” says Jack.
“You made a living man cum three times?” asks Joe.
“Well…I mean…he was jacking-off.” says Jack.
“But it only felt good because of you?” ask Joe Junior.
“Yeah! It’s his joke.” says Jack.
“HIS JOKE?!?” says Joe Junior in a panic.
“Yes.” says Jack laughing like it was no big deal. “Look! Let’s be honest…he liked it.”
“He said that?” says Joe Junior.
“Yes.” says Jack.
“How?” says Joe.
“He showed me.” says Jack.
Joe starts laughing. “What…did…he do?”
“He showed his friends.” says Jack.
“HE SHOWED HIS FRIENDS?!?” yells Joe.
“Yes! He was so impressed he showed his friends.” says Jack.
“WHAT?!?” yells Joe.
“He…” Jack acts like it’s no big deal. “He started feeling good…so he ran off…and showed his friends. Because they were so amazed.” says Jack.
“Oh! Who told you that?!?” asks Joe.
“It’s what someone showed Lacey.” says Jack.
Joe tries not to laugh. “Hold on! …Someone showed Lacey a live photo of what was happening. And she interpreted it. And her instinct was off. You and Lacey…are very different people…and I think…she misunderstood.”
“What happened?” asks Jack.
“What did she see?” asks Joe.
“She saw me sucking cock and men behind him.” he says. “Watching and laughing.”
“How many?” asks Joe.
“Six boys in all?” asks Jack.
“Did some of them seem like ringleaders?” asks Joe.
“I don’t know. I heard I was big deal and left it at that.” says Jack.
“You left it at that?!?” asks Joe, in terror.
“Yeah. What?!? I’m good in bed!” says Jack.
Later.
“You sucked all those guys off last night!” says Joe to Jack, in shock.
“Four hot guys!” says Jack like it was no big deal.
“But you thought it was all the same guy?” asks Joe.
“Yes!” says Jack. “SO WHAT!?”
“But originally you thought it was just Lem?” asks Joe.
“Yes!” says Jack.
Later.
“So…you can definitely not…assume that they were in love.” says Joe.
“Yeah. I know!” says Jack in a forced manner.
“Did it feel like they were falling in love with you?” asks Joe.
“Yeah. But…I know that’s not real.” says Jack.
“You’ve never sucked cock?” says Joe.
“No. Let it go.” says Jack.
“You were waiting for the one?” says Kick, joining them.
“Yeah.” says Jack uneasily shifting in his seat.
Kick cries.
“Jack…Lem wasn’t the one?” says Joe.
“No! I sucked his cock…last night…for the first time I thought. But…I was still in control.” says Jack.
“And then what happened?” asks Joe.
“He started moving.” says Jack.
“Oh! Like he was physically enjoying it?” says Joe.
“Yeah.” says Jack.
“You…felt…loved.” says Kick.
“Yes.” says Jack.
Later.
We’re In This Together by Nine Inch Nails plays.
Jack marches with a scowl on his face. He feels he’s been lied to. He’s…going…to demand love.
He marches up to the fraternity and knocks on the door for some reason expecting them to hear him even though he’s dead.
No one hears him. He stands there waiting.
After ten minutes he decides to just walk through the door.
“We weren’t completely crazy.” Jan Hertel explains on behalf of his high ranking Nazi grandfather. “I’m sorry.”
“I had nothing to do with this!” says Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy, indignantly.
“That’s not true!” protests Carolyn Kennedy.
Lovesong by Snake River Conspiracy plays as Jack searches around the rooms. He’s looking for his boyfriends.
When he sees one of them with a girl he’s devastated. When he sees two others together he’s devastated. When he sees the other one awake downstairs eating cold cereal and wearing glasses and doing homework…he’s hurt.
“Why aren’t they waiting for me?!” says Jack to himself. He’s being completely serious.
He calculates who’s most likely to care. He decides it must be the guys upstairs. Because the guy downstairs doing his homework looks like his father after he was laid. Totally cold and disinterested.
Brutus by The Buttress plays.
Jack pauses to hear the music. He finds it annoying.
“Look! They’re in love with me. Chill.” says Jack.
“Me? Chill?” asks Lacey.
“Yeah.” says Jack.
“They’re very unlikely to be.” says Lacey. “Not enough. Not really.”
He thinks.
“No. You’re wrong.” says Jack.
“Listen, did you avoid sucking Lem’s cock to avoid dealing with the possibility of a great many things. Like that he might be being taken advantage of by you? You told yourself that he was failing to give you good cock? Right? And that that’s why you couldn’t love him enough? He was falling short?” says Lacey.
And at that Tsar Vladimir wins. Rightfully.
“Yeah. I wanted him to suffer.” admits Jack. “But yeah. I did. Of course.”
“So you do realize…you’re lying?” says Lacey.
“When some people like me lie…it’s just…it flows differently.” says Jack.
“How?” asks Lacey.
“Because I’m different?” says Jack.
“They are very unlikely to love you.” explains Lacey.
Jack rolls his eyes and walks into the room where the two guys are having highly aroused anal sex.
Brutus by The Buttress plays.
They’re having anal sex with each other. The two guys are having anal sex with each other.
Thick haired and fit they look very beautiful. Their Greek frames giving each other enormous amounts of pleasure. They take turns being on top from behind. Like dogs, but they aren’t dogs. Like bulls.
Jack tries to dance to Brutus. But he looks very dorky and awkward.
“Jack was a feral cerebral fiend.” say most living gay men.
But Jack is…horrible looking. EWWW.
He can’t move. He’s so overwhelmed.
The Japanese try to help Jack.
“You could try to join them!” says a dead Japanese warrior, kindly. He smiles.
The dead Japanese warrior pushes Jack towards the bed.
“Touch them!” says the dead Japanese warrior.
They’re about to finish.
Jack reaches out and touches one them like he’s dipping his toe in a pool.
They both look disturbed and then continue. One lays on the bottom and the other looks down at him on top. The one underneath screams in pleasure. His voice is naturally high pitched.
Jack stands there awkwardly watching. The look on his face is one of smug, violent victory. It’s hilarious if someone cuts him off…and helps him…and DANGEROUS if no one does.
Let’s watch. Let’s see what happens.
They climb into each other’s arms. They look…tired.
Whether homosexual sex is allowed in Heaven or not…those two young men…are extremely likely to believe they’re in love…with each other. Joe wasn’t capable of that kind of sex? Maybe no Kennedy in the Kennedy family in America ever has been. Was Joe hiding that sex from America through the media and his family for petty reasons of protecting his own ego? He couldn’t lie and be heartless and superior if he had to actually make love or try to.
“Hey!” says Jack.
He stands there and taps the one on top on the shoulder. He’s totally ignored.
Brutus by The Buttress starts over as they quietly discuss their morning.
Jack starts swinging his hips. He’s still hearing Brutus waiting for his moment. He gets into the flow of the music and loses himself and starts smiling like he’s in a rap music video as the main character.
The two young men get up and get dressed and decide to go downstairs to eat.
I think they’re a couple.
And it’s scary how Jack doesn’t see that.
“Do you understand that?” Don Lemon asks Chris Hayes.
Diego goes silent. Chris looks scared. He refuses to answer. Kate scoffs.
“What?!? My sex is that good!” says Erin Gloria Ryan. “Look at my tits!”
“No. You don’t.” says Selma Hayek.
“Shut-up!!” says Erin laughing. She purses her lips together and acts like that’s ridiculous.
“No. It’s not a lie.” says Taylor Swift. “You’re terrible in bed, Erin. I’ve watched youYour hideous. Sorry. You hate me and mock me when I live in the public eye for my fans because you’re both scared and jealous.”
“Fine. You own me. Aww.” says Erin, hiding behind lies she used to be evil.
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