Bubbles Butt In Philadelphia

Philadelphia is in Pennsylvania. Not slavery. So Philadelphia must be good.

The dead Murdaughs laugh, dance.

HYPNOTIC DATA by Odetari plays.

“Lots of people die of heroin in Philadelphia too. Same with San Francisco.” says Randolph Murdaugh Senior.

The song plays.

“What if we killed? To sacrifice? To save others? And it was…evil. And we were scared and desperate?” says Randolph Murdaugh Senior.

“What the fuck are they doing to us?” asks a gay man in Philadelphia.

A new song begins.

Summertime by Mareux plays.

“Jack is determined to destroy Lacey. He’s that bad off as an entity.” says Randolph. “He refuses to believe that Lem looks Jewish but isn’t? Maybe if Lem is straight he seems too…Jewish? Lem was light but so are a lot of Ashkenazi Jews. I genuinely suspect Jack might have intensely hated Lem not Lemmers because he suspected that Lem wasn’t really white. Lemmers was his gay, white, effeminate buddy. But truly effeminate. Lem as a sensitive, attractive man with big broad shoulders and smoldering blue eyes….hidden behind spectacles…longing for sex with a woman…was creepy to Jack? As unsophisticated as he actually was in reality he may have decided that Lem must be secretly Jewish because how else could he make sense of it? The thick Jewish-like curls? His father was a doctor. The Kennedys were very antisemitic.

Joe Kennedy Junior’s letters explaining why the Nazis had to target the Jews are known and in his biography. His actual biography not some carefully cultivated propaganda piece like Jack And Lem or Lem and Snack?” says Randolph Murdaugh Senior.

Perfect Life by Belong plays.

“It’s a Jack Pack!” says John Seay. “For when you don’t know what to make of life and you can’t settle down someplace. Ready for travel, sightseeing, and the best of everything. With a Jack Pack you can walk on water and fly to the moon before dinner when mom calls.”

“Aww! A boy like me needs a Jack Pack.” says a prissy, short, preppy gay man. “But I’d prefer a LEMMERS! Oh mama!”

“Why don’t you find a living gay muscular man?” asks John Seay.

“Because he’s straight.” says the gay man. “And narcissistic gay men love to delude themselves into thinking and believing straight men are genuinely in love with them.”

“I’ll make Lacey choke on her dinner!” says Joe Kennedy Junior because he’s feeling rejected by Lacey Banks.

“What is that?” Lacey asks the gay man.

“We have a difficult time accepting that we’re different than the other men.” he says. Then he laughs realizing how silly that is if it’s allowed in Heaven. “Or…we feel threatened by heterosexual people. Not as in being attacked by them but as in being egotistically threatened.” He thinks. “Honestly I think the perfume community was threatened by you because you seemed and are so straight.”

“They’re making you all weapons.” Randolph Murdaugh says to the gay man.

“Why?” asks the gay man.

“Because they have evil motives. It’s not likely just some gay cult.” says Randolph Murdaugh. “It’s likely that is something some gay men might like the idea of…at least before they really think about their hopeful concern and love for women and children. Like Jack. But no. It’s far more likely they are just evil. It’d be fascinating if it was a secret gay cult though.”

“SHIT!” screams Joe Kennedy Junior.

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Lemon Glow by Beach House plays.

“What is this about?” Judith Exner asks Joe Kennedy Junior.

Jack has to be restrained by Heaven as does his father.

“Umm. Lem using heroin. He’s using heroin and Lacey is spreading her legs and straddling him in a chair as they make love in his spirit…somehow.” He thinks. “If you’re going to make it about them.”

“Is Lacey Jack or any other man reincarnated?” asks Judith.

“No. Absolutely not.” says Joe. “It’s annoying to most dead people that you’d think so.”

“We don’t. It’s just a post-truth world now. Remember?” says MSNBC.

“But that actually is a verifiable lie. Some of the stuff you people say are lies aren’t actually lies. …And I’m exhausted humoring you. …Listen…you don’t know.” says Joe. “But she ain’t a man. And never was. …EVER. Really. Please try to stop being so egotistically attached to your violent lies.”