“Something Good Can Still Work Out” by MSNBC

Something Good Can Work by Two Door Cinema Club plays.

Maybe an Illuminati exists? Huh?

I mean it makes sense of The Shining and Eyes Wide Shut.

(Adult content below)

“I like to lay on my back and get fucked by men.” says Alex Whitworth who technically took Lacey’s virginity. “She had like…30 C cups when I met her. And was a size 00. But…I deluded myself into thinking she was just buff and worked out. Because that’s the only way my eye could interpret her body. Until we had sex.

Apparently her husband gets hard from her. And I did too. But…she’s too feminine. So…I seduced her and practically promised eternity but she’s too feminine.

I asked her to play with my nipples. Our first time and she did it to be nice but I could tell it was really weird to her. Like really weird. She was very nice but it got her- It didn’t arouse her. At all. And in fact it totally repulsed her.” says Alex Whitworth.

The Memory Of Trees by Taliesin Orchestra plays.

“Yeah. I was shit in bed.” says Alex Whitworth, considering she was straight and extremely beautiful. …At one point she started making noises and it annoyed me. So I told her to shut-up because I was scared my roommates could hear us.

But what hurt me was when she didn’t invite me upstairs to see her mother’s condo. She lived in a nice building.” says Alex Whitworth. “That’s when I knew it was over.”

“Why?” asks a guy in the Illuminati. “Why was she making noises?”

“She was starting to vaguely enjoy having sex with me.” he says.

“So she’s not ever…aggressive?” asks a Millennial.

“No. She’s…very complicated. But…I was hurt.” he says.

“Weren’t both of your parents doctors?” asks the Millennial.

“Yes. But…I’m…still impressed.” he says. “By certain things.”

“Like what?!” asks a woman who’s more buff and flat chested than Lacey.

“Are you short?” asks Fox News.

“Yes.” he says.

“You’re very intelligent aren’t you?” asks Fox News.

“Yeah.” he says.

“Look…to me she seemed obnoxious.” he says.

“Why?” asks Lem.

“Because she liked Kesha.” says Alex. “And was so laid back and mellow. And she expected me to be in charge. …Like so straight. And at first it was arousing. I felt masculine. But then I…was…angry. I’m a guy. Not like…a grandpa? Like…what the hell?”

This is not what we were intending to talk about, but we were attacking Lacey, and all the sudden Alex’s energy emerged in the conversation and so now we’re talking to him.