Bobby Wins

What will happen if Bobby wins?

What will happen if Donald Trump wins?

What will happen if Joe Biden wins?

Lover of Mine plays. It’s not about children recognizing pedophilia, it’s about children ending the world because malignantly narcissistic adults are worthless slobs of shit who want to experience no rejection and no pain.

“I got fired because I talked to Elliott Roosevelt? Or I talked to him because I knew I was about to be fired.” says Tucker Carlson. “They’re scared. They did not anticipate Lacey being so brilliant and terrifying.” He laughs. “They don’t understand most of history. They understand that they like money. And that’s about it.”

“Minesonsin will become obvious. If necessary. Don’t threanten me.” says Louis. “It’s mine. I’m king. And everyone loves it.”

“Where do we stand?” asks Tsar Vladimir.

“Where do we stand?” asks King Louis.

“Where do we stand with you?” asks Barney Frank.

Louis smiles and laughs. “I hate you.”

“Let’s start over.” says Tim Russert.