On Today’s Post

“On today’s post we’ll discuss how Lacey’s mother Becca likely let Cherylin Nelson die, and then we’ll listen to a real sex scene between Lacey Banks and Lem Billings. It takes place as his farm on the summer.” says Alfred Hitchcock. “They’ve been trying to have this scene in private but the Illuminati keeps interrupting. So we’re going to put it in her blog. The Kennedys have to spiritually reckon with that. I don’t envy them. Without Lem they’d not be famous nowadays at all. …Maybe they’d be old money. Isn’t that something? …What irony! …But they’d not be famous.”

Concerto for 2 Violins by Bach as performed by Jascha Heifetz plays.

“Becca is a fascinating woman.” says Alfred Hitchcock. “For decades she had a diabetic friend named Cherylin. And the woman frequently needed assistance. And Becca was always an angel of mercy.

But…after decades of being…perceptive and kind and caring to Cherylin she let her die? Well. Maybe.

Cherylin got very ill…and had to go to the hospital. And…when Cherylin returned home she was struggling to maintain consciousness. The hospital had let her go to soon. …So she called Becca possibly to save her own life. But Becca decided not to do anything, and instead to just sound empathetic and then end the conversation. “I should have done something.” Becca frequently told people after Cherylin died. But why didn’t Becca do something to save Cherylin’s life? One has to wonder.

Possibly Becca wanted her friend to just die. And so her friend did just die.”

“There was no animosity between them?” asks a psychic.

“None. Unless Becca hides an enormous amount of animosity towards everyone. But it’s far more likely she did not…other than Cherylin asking for help all those years.” says Alfred Hitchcock.

“What kind of help?” asks the psychic.

“Money. Time. Affection. Food. Lots.” says Mr. Hitchcock. “It was aggravating. But…Becca was always endlessly helpful.” He laughs. “And…she taught Lacey to be likewise. Except Lacey isn’t evil in the end. In the end Lacey is exhausted. And Becca, her mother, disappears and refuses to help Lacey.”

“Why did Tom trust them?” asks a woman.

“If Tom did, it was because Jim was so sweet and charming and kind. …And most importantly Margy trusted Jim. Jim likely gained Margy’s trust. And so…when Jim called and told people his wife had lost the baby, starting with a his employers first…he was in a perfect position to be asked to take Lacey.” says Alfred Hitchcock. “Because it only seemed too perfect. In this scenario, Karrie had just died, which was why he was calling his employers…to likely ask for time off from work. And Thelma or Margy herself…must have answered the phone and had a bright idea. Why not let Becca raise Lacey as her own? The woman would likely crack psychologically according to Jim if she didn’t have a child to raise. Except her daughter, unbeknownst to her, had just died. And of course, that’s why Becca would have psychologically snapped. If she had found out that the child she had just spent hours delivering was dead she’d have snapped. But…Lacey was two months old and happy as a clam. She loved dad. And she loved Thelma. Even when Thelma was angry and would yell at her for being loud. Because Thelma secretly loved her and she knew it. Maybe as she was falling asleep Thelma would stroke her head like a mommy, sad that she never had a child of her own.

Regardless…Jim was likely only too happy to adopt Lacey silently. If he did. And I’m sure he was paid well at some point too. To keep quiet. And possibly threatened, within certain…parameters. As in, he was likely supposed to do more than drive by Tom’s house and describe Tom to Lacey in detail. And describe Margy and compare Lacey’s beauty to Margy’s beauty. He was supposed to…let Thelma meet Lacey and possibly even get close to her. He was supposed to send Thelma pictures, as Thelma frequently requested pictures of Lacey in Lacey’s childhood from Jim and as Thelma also frequently requested to meet with Lacey and talk with her in person.”

“I’m incredibly upset, quit cutting off my words because they scare you. Becca told Lacey that she was huge that she had an enormous body in some grotesque monstrous way and that the doctor said that she made up for her weight in height when she was an infant. Because if she hadn’t been that hall, he would have had to put her on a diet because she was so gross and big because Lacey was literally off the charts in her head size and was extraordinarily high in her weight and height, but Becca focused on the weight and head size to make Lacey sound monstrous but that was scientifically. True it’s not like Becca made that up, she just emphasize the weight and head size because it sounded like Lacey was a monster but Lacey was way off the charts and Lacey is a very small person she has been since she was a baby but I am but Becca insisted that Lacey was just monstrous. She also later insisted that Lacey was exceptionally intelligent for her age and could speak and walk months ahead of schedule, but then that’s when I guess things started looking up Rebecca and she started to like her daughter more at first it was just like she was a monster but when Lacey was about 2 1/2 closer to three and she started reading and became a Christian as much as a three year olds, capable of And it was real. Lacey was a credibly unusually intelligent person and still Liz so it was real but it was more of the cognitive ability of a three-year-old and not so much two year-old, but Becca loves that that Lacey became a Christian when she was two, so she would frequently tell that story or how Lacey at 18 months ran around introducing herself to everyone in the grocery store which again at 21s it’s remarkable but Lacey was getting closer to being a two year old right arm into your old sometimes are capable of walking around introducing themselves it’s still ahead of schedule, but maybe not quite as much because those two months make a Normas difference in a toddler you know release your rolled over incredibly quickly. Lacey spoke incredibly quickly. Lacey walked at 10 months she just took off And just started walking fast as can be at at 12th at 12 months but that’s just you know that’s intelligent but it’s also just sort of average but Becca told the story that Lacey crawled a little bit. You know tried a little bit of this and that and then at 10 months just took off because that’s what Becca believed And actually Lacey was ahead of schedule let me to three year old becoming a Christian a three year old reading is still unusual but it’s a little less crazy sounding than a two-year-old you get what I’m saying so Lacey had this perception of herself like she was this bizarrely intelligent person. I am maybe she has an away but it was creepy. Bizarre. You know M and she had this huge head that doctors were astounded by literally, and when she was first born, she was extraordinarily alert. Doctors commented on that too but it’s funny because in all these stories, Becca always told Lacey like it was Lacey‘s problem to figure out like this is what’s weird about you and Dr. Seuss been astounded that’s not my problem I don’t have to fix it as your mother you should just realize that there’s something weird about you or something I don’t know how.

Oh, and of course, there’s always a story of these are stories Becca would tell frequently to her friends and Lacey‘s presence in general to break Becca braid a lot about Lacey because she was so far ahead of schedule and so incredibly perceptive and verbal and it astounded her uncles not Because it was like how is Lacey saying all these words it’s almost like she’s a few months ahead of schedule well I guess she’s just extraordinary. Becca would say. I heard them a lot while I was at their house and Lacey being humble, genuinely humble and unaware kind of like Marilyn Monroe to be honest. No they’re not idiots who just kind of act like yeah I guess I’m extraordinary I don’t know it’s him I guess that’s just you know a my Esther calling according to the charismatic church that were in. Oh that’s what they told me that they tell me that I have an Esther calling. I am I’m LN Lacey really was genuinely humble. I’m sorry if that’s heartbreaking to all of you. You know what irritates me the Golden girls because Lacey is like rose but Lacey‘s not like rose in the sense that she’s a genius she really doesn’t have a cognitive delay of any sort and rose dead. Rose was an idiot, but it’s funny to laugh at someone like rose isn’t it if they’re dumb Why do people hate Marilyn and Lacey for who they really are? I think it’s because you people would love for your stupidity to be that endearing and it’s not or that sexy and it’s not I’m Cherylin Nelson and people thought I was a bitch.

Yes, I am these Cheryl and Nelson who may have been passive aggressively murdered by Becca for all Lacey knows. I was painfully aware of things I wasn’t maybe the smartest person ever but I was painfully aware of things, and I was fairly intelligent and I’m not gonna say that I was the most innocent person, but you, but I was more honest with Lacey I didn’t like her I was very jealous of Lacey, but I also was kind of hurt times even through my jealousy and I try to be loving and I don’t think I succeeded but I think she understood that I had somewhat of a conscience.

I died at 46 never having been married, and I felt very fortunate when I was dead Lacey will not have as happy of a fit, because Becca is her mother not just her friend who she borrows things from and gets food from because I am she’s quirky and different like I was. If you wanna imagine my personality is like I am eerily similar to Pat Wilson. Sincerely, we have an extraordinarily similar energy because we’re very similar people am I even looks like they like Pat Wilson I had a problem with my teeth while I was alive, but if they’ve been straightened out, I would’ve resembled her even more, I look a lot like Pat Wilson I mean really we look a lot alike, and when I died, it’s very possible that Joe started getting nervous because things were getting to be too eerie even for him, and he started to have to realize that the choices that he made, and his family had made work him adding up and it wasn’t going well to keep sitting in purgatory and and rejecting God if there is purgatory, I’m not sure that God forces us to move forward it’s possible that we can stay in a horrible place for thousands of years if we choose to or even possibly regress slightly, which is something that the Catholic Church may be never discusses that you don’t have to get closer to God it may not be possible to reject him once you’re dead because he knows that you’re that you don’t really want to. He’s a father, but if it is, I worry for the Kennedys the the dead ones that they’re actually getting close to it and I mean it’s bad. It’s once you’re actually in hell permanently, I don’t know if there’s a way out. Ask God when you’re dead I went to a Baptist church in Minneapolis. I was a born-again Christian I was very involved in my church and I met Lacey‘s mother at church. Lacey‘s parents are very strong Christians, Jonah if you actually read this blog and you might not but if you do stop judging Lacey, you don’t know her, it looks to Lacey and a lot of other people like you’re just a jealous bitch who wants to think that you’re infinitely above her and it has nothing to do with Christianity at all. You’re just threatened by her because she makes you question if you’re really a professor and she makes you question if you’re really all that hot she just she makes you question your entire aesthetic and your credentials and it’s not her fault she’s not doing something to you. Most likely it’s far more likely that her presence is just said irritating to you but the things TikTok and the algorithm for that because she wouldn’t have even know when you existed otherwise.

Casi I hate you I hate you, Casi I absolutely hate you you give poor people a bad name I was very pretentious, but part of me was really also an intellectual, and I genuinely really did care. I don’t think you care about anything even Perfume a group on the farm in Wisconsin and we were somewhat poor kind of like Aaron Aaron am I related to you we look a little bit of like are we just didn’t cousins would you even know what if I am from Frederick Wisconsin to for real? What is for distantly related are you Swedish Aaron I was Swedish, if you are related to me were five and use these people you’re not Countess von Trapp related to Lacey but you are possibly might just in cousin and I was very hurt by them in that way.

The problem is that we’re taking our anger. I did the same thing I took my anger out on Lacey and you seem to want to do that too if there’s no Libonatti and it doesn’t really make any sense because she’s a victim to who are you actually angry at the Nesheims Aerin, not so much the crafts but the national apps that’s the family that stops us and you don’t know the honest with you they have a right to. They really are that elite they don’t have the night at all through their family, but they were silversmiths in Norway, and they’re very old money and their aesthetic, and no Aaron that was her family that she was raised by if you want to acknowledge Tommy banks and her old money family Aaron, you do that otherwise you have to acknowledge the family that raised her if you want to start talking about the banks family from new Amsterdam are the Ritters from new Amsterdam, new Amsterdam, and acknowledge that her house growing up is a house that you will never own, and that you would only dream of owning at least out right in your 30s. You certainly didn’t grow up there then you do that you’re shit compared to her Aaron you’re a fucking shit you look like shit you act like shit socially you’re fucking shit compared to her but as a Christian it’s not supposed to matter so why does it matter so damn much to you because if you’re my cousin sweetie, Becca and the Nash homes went too far.”

“ stop editing her block she’s not impressed by your antics. The world bank literally just decided that America doesn’t exist based on you messing with her block that’s not a moment Bobby to start messing with her blog because you’re realizing that Lacey actually is making love with him we are we are on our wits end. Chris Christie is a peasant fucking fat piece of shit compared to Lacey and all those Republican candidates are too, and some shape or form and that’s why Trump didn’t even want to bother appearing on screen with them because you’re all a joke, and that’s not Lacey saying that that’s the world bank saying that the national was really do you have an astounding amount of oil and they really are old muddy. Don’t keep messing with this block it’s not gonna harm Lacey it’s gonna put you people on the chopping block with your head, chopped off in purgatory stop thinking that what happened with Diego makes sense it doesn’t. It was possibly one of the most astronomical astounding mistakes in world history.” says the World Bank.

“ you know Aaron why don’t you just wanna admit it Lacey is way above you OK and Marilyn wasn’t in her background in her background Marilyn was a dog compared to you Aaron or was she was your equal maybe no she might’ve actually been a little bit beneath you, Aaron Maryland not Lacey that’s not Lacey and why are you being so mean to Marilyn she was Marilyn Monroe you’re not Marilyn Monroe you’re a journalist and seems a rational dear your rage seems irrational which does make some psychics wonder we’re listening if it really is Cheryl Lynn Lacey keeps hearing in her head that Sherlyn grew up in Frederick, Wisconsin, Aaron Frederic, Wisconsin that’s where you’re from you have a dark straight hair and so did Cheryl it and your nose is look somewhat similar. Your skin tone looks somewhat similar Cheryl and was really into running and so are you wearing and Shirley was actually somewhat intelligent and you people think you’re very intelligent I I really would caution you, not to assume that you’re not distantly related to Cheryl Lynn this is the illuminati it’s possible that you feel incredible amount of irrational fear and rage and hatred towards Lacey that you then try to make sense out of there that doesn’t have any logical explanation in the knowledge base that you’ve been given who knows right off the bat so to speak if your Cherylen is distant cousin, it’s a family issue you’re angry at Lacey as a representative of her mother and the nurse rhymes but then if that’s what it is and it’s psychic and that whole family, your whole family is pissed off as hell at the Nesheims then that’s that’s what it is and it has nothing to do with Diego or Chris or Kate, or liberal media it’s personal it’s that you’re Swedish and from Wisconsin and that area of Wisconsin and you really are hurt and probably rightfully so it sounds like Becca genuinely may have let your distant cousin die, miserable and alone of an insulin lack or overdose or something and apartment in downtown Minneapolis and I wonder if that’s where you get confused even more because it’s Minneapolis and that’s Lacey‘s territory through her father but then that’s not Tom and Lacey killing Cheryl Lynn that would be unrelated that would be Becca so just keep that in mind the billings also have nothing to do with it. Yeah, are you mad at the CEOs? Maybe maybe not yeah who what part of Becca‘s brain thought that made sense to just let Cheryl and I was at the part of her brain from the deep south are on slaves, or was it the part of her brain that was on the Nesheim farm making you know millions of dollars I don’t know I have a feeling that I shrooms would quickly claim that it’s the sea is not the Nesheim‘s but I have a feeling the CEOs would say I don’t know about that and then it’s if Lacey is actually a legitimate and she’s illegitimate only and just because if she’s illegitimate, it’s very unlikely that she wasn’t held by her birth father who just thought he was far too old to raise her so sad she says that’s horribly complex but if that’s what it is, she’s totally unrelated sweetie and it’s she’s just another victim kind of like Charlotte there are some psychics that would plead with you to try to talk with Geralyn and find out what your families really angry about. Their Swedes would suggest to just talk to them and let them handle it on behalf of Sweden. I don’t think that’s a dumb idea, John Piper was suggest that because we’re really not supposed to be talking to the dead anyway but Lacey is in romantic relationships with the dead and then I think both you and Lacey can point fingers at Diego but how how related to Diego argue and see that’s why it’s sad because I think knowing Cherylen Lacey would like to start defending you Aaron because she knew Cherylen not in a sexual way was she? She knew she knew Sherilyn I know she go out to coffee with her they talk and I think she thinks oh no did Aaron fall for the same thing that Cheryl Lynn would’ve fallen for I wonder if you two are more alike than you realize as and then here’s your things get even more complicated because if you’re like Pat Wilson and then this is where some people lose it and Lacey says no let’s keep going we’re getting somewhere and I have a feeling we may be our suicide squeeze it Lacey why would Cherylen decide to let everyone here all of this on a block instead of just letting it work itself out and private?” asks the World Bank.

Niles from Fraiser says, “Lacey’s sexuality is reminiscent of Marilyn Monroe. Actually a lot of Lacey is reminiscent of Marilyn Monroe. And while neither woman is or was stupid, they lack a certain self-awareness. …It’s not the self-awareness a narcissist lacks, however. It’s the self-awareness an innocent person lacks when they are confronted by a predator. Some might not even call that a lack of self-awareness. …But I do, because I’m brave. …Neither woman was particularly loved. Or is it loved well? And being white, unusually attractive women of the same gender in the same generation…somehow they resemble each other.

We found Marilyn’s unawareness arousing. We find Lacey’s unawareness aggravating. But neither woman necessarily meant to be either, even though both were made aware. Both women chose to use their effect on people. Or did they know more? Is it far more complex than that. We underestimate their intelligence at our peril. And we’ve known that about Marilyn for a while. …Or have we?

Lacey’s not Marilyn reincarnated. But one wonders if in private Marilyn was haughty…just as in private with her lovers Lacey is like naturally like Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn Monroe, not Norma Jean. And no…she’s not Jack reincarnated. It’s not evil on Lacey’s part, it’s…pain. And genuine blindness. Stop arguing in my head with me. I can hear you. She’s not Jack. Her pain is innocent and fresh.”

“It doesn’t make me cringe. I rarely took those scenes in Marilyn Monroe films all that seriously because if I had…I’d have wanted to sleep with a woman. And…I believed I was gay.” says Lem. “It wouldn’t make me cringe anyway. It’s Lacey, regardless. …I do care though.”

“ do you know this is a fasting thing to discuss but you guys really should’ve realize how the logistics of this would work if she was illegitimate already they just put Lacey in place of Carrie because Lacey was two months old and she’s a tiny person and so she could pass for a newborn but she a preemie not likely she’s just a small person. She’s not a really small, but she was a tiny little baby girl and her mother constantly telling her that she was huge. Could’ve led to some body dysmorphia and Lacey because Lacey is really not that big of a person but I don’t think she realizes that. Lacey is just under 5 foot seven and she’s very small boned direct mean people have commented on it are all life she really is. She’s a tiny person she’s tiny. She’s not petite but she’s a tiny person by today’s standards but Becca being a bitch told Lacey her whole life that she was the monster like she was huge but that she was fearfully and wonderfully made so she shouldn’t worry. Becca was about 5 foot eight. It was large boned, but she was pretty much like skinny most of her life, but she always watch but she ate very carefully. Lacey is more plump now than she used to be but she still is not really like a heavy person and Becca’s to blame for Lacey not understanding that she’s not like 5 foot 11 and I am huge for a woman because that’s literally what Becca told her if she was objectively to some degree she would say things like with doctors measured you you were off the charts and they thought about putting you on a diet but you made up for your head size and weight and height so they couldn’t put you on a diet because you were just really big but they thought about putting you on a diet because you were so large those frequently told him in and then it was like you have a huge had the doctors I said you had a huge hat for baby, your age but I mean who cares who is for baby your age had a huge head. You know she was like a monster baby with her huge head and her you know wait because Becca never emphasize that Lacey was tall. Maybe she brought that up once but she brought up or twice but most of the time Becca always focus on Lacey‘s weight and say she was just huge a huge baby with a huge head and of course she made up for it. She made up for it in height.” says Cherylin.

“ there was about a half an hour of Lacey channeling Cheryl Lynn that made Aaron look like a peasant bitch that was just a raced from this block by fools. If those fools are part of the US government, the US government no longer exists in the eyes of the world that was just decided, that sounds very silly doesn’t it maybe it’s not maybe things really are that bad and Chris Christie should’ve been harassing Lacey last night because he’s a fat peasant himself maybe none of those Republican presidential candidates are worth a damn socially compared to Lacey and that’s why Trump don’t even wanna bother be in the same room with them.” says the World Bank.

“ Cheryl Lynn was very spunky and feisty and didn’t take peoples shit. That’s the first reason.” says Lacey. “ and the second reason is that Cherylen was a feminist and didn’t believe that her Baptist theology could get in the way of feminism. She had more of an old-school Susan B Anthony type feminism where you could be a Baptist, but also be a feminist it was totally congruent. I and it really that should be enough, but it’s not.

Sherilyn had a chip on her shoulder because she was a different type of woman, physically speaking than what was popular to some degree him. She had a body slightly similar to Ann Coulter, but then she had very dark hair so she wasn’t a skinny blonde and she was a skinny dark Swedish brunette. And she had a darkness to her sort of her. A darkness relax a better way to explain it a very dark person it was for boating like some merchant ivory character was something looming on the horizon with her. I remember when she turned 40, she sat in her living room, sewing and our old German rocking chair And it was it was very creepy to me because I felt because she wore her hair up in a button on top of her head and loosely and she was obsessed with losing weight at that point so she’s very skinny and she was wearing braces on her teeth because she was determined to try to fix her grotesque overbite That she would’ve had to have jaw surgery to fix so she gave up she had straight teeth but I was still grotesque looking because it was some thing that needed surgery and she just sat there in the rocking chair sewing and I thought why does this feel eerie almost like I’m dead but I’m not I think it was the sewing it was she had spectacles on it seemed like she was sort of bracing being old made but it didn’t make sense entirely because it was the 90s. It was just bizarre but it wasn’t at the same time. She was very charismatic in her own way. She had a presence Have a feeling Pat Wilson did as well maybe you do to Aaron it’s sort of a dark presence Victorian almost an away and yeah not maybe I don’t think she would’ve thought that was a compliment because she was very into the hair and now she was very contemporary. She hated all things being associated with her. She liked things that were new and fresh, and she was very aware that she was Swedish very proud of it and very aware and I don’t think that was something my mother respected because it wasn’t a wealthy farm like the Nesheims. It was Swedish and I knew what that meant, but my mother that raised me did not Know I don’t think they were wealthy, but I think Cheryl Lynn felt some pride in being Swedish and not Norwegian and my mother just dismiss that possibly for rational reasons because they were wealthy and they were Norwegian and there could be a lot of history there but I understood that Cheryl Lynn was making class reference and was trying to suggest that because she was Swedish it was a little dicey who was actually superior between the ship with them on a very deep level, so it was really Becca that was superior, or was the Swedish the deciding factor sadly, though it it wasn’t even a contest, and I knew that, but I understood also that Eric Cheryl Lynn was sort of standing up for herself And as a human, I had respect for that um, it was a bloodbath. My mother could be very cruel to her friends and they never saw it coming and I always did because I was her daughter and they never seem to understand that that I had a different position in her life than they did, I don’t think her family understands that now I don’t think she understands that now at the time she did but now I don’t know I don’t know if I’m getting inheritance from her or not. I let me tell you something if I don’t get inheritance from them and it’s been ill taken away from me I have a feeling most people regret it because yes, Geralyn was jealous of me, but should I start to get angry and lose patience with all of Jack’s buffoonery because I don’t know why he could just let Cheryl and be you know physically reminiscent of Pat and understand Pat and Joe were in love and I wasn’t Joe soulmate. I’m loves soulmate and Linn was not gay simile at all. Love with straight, and Jack was a predator.

Interesting that is Russia that we’re dealing with you. No not great Britain not all of money New York I have a feeling Michael and I and and lamb could run off and sort things out and not because those two would make love that we were just be able to figure things out, maybe with her loaf in a pinch who is who was flat who is best for whom I don’t think I’m a classist at the end of the day I have a feeling I’ll be perfectly content being a peasant, British woman if I had true love sincerely and a twin flame I doubt that I would even fathom what you all so angry about but I’m not that turns out I’m in aristocrats somewhere OK and turns out I’m extremely beautiful somewhere that’s just how it is for now, so I don’t think it’s old money New York or Thomas Banks, or Selma and the Swedes who are blonde or because I think Salma was a Swedish blonde or skews me even maybe the Norwegians although I don’t know I still love Norway, but I am if I’m illegitimate, Margie was Norwegian, and I do love her regions, but I have not had the best experience with him myself, but that’s not to be taken as a violent statement I think Putin understands by confusion it’s very baffling to sort through so maybe the regions are innocent and they’ve just been horribly represented in the shop and family and buy Margie in the situation and then really maybe they can sort it out in Norway home thing is a screw involving me basically the British the old money, New York maybe some Norwegians with big for you to just take us out of it. I am because it does seem as though you’re very upset and we understand we respect it And the buildings would also like to be left out even if they’re distantly related and we do we do care I do care very much care very much him but it’s just gotten totally out of hand because it seems as though Jack is now trying to grapple with the fact that lamb was not gay at all, and was a good actor, and that he was gay to some degree and everyone thought he was straight And then there’s Russia like I said and really I don’t. I think that’s an elephant in the room isn’t it Chris Christie that Vladimir Putin if this is real really has made a Normas Anne Road into United States through Jack’s ass. I love him, refusing to lie and say that he was homosexual at all, if he wasn’t because Jack just can’t handle that like he was the only queer person in his imaginary relationship a flat cell maybe Aaron and Cheryl Lynn should hold Jack accountable maybe Pat Wilson should hold Jackie accountable and they should stop trying to hold Lacey Banks a carnival I’m not Jackie. I’m not him reincarnated I’m not Maryland reincarnated I’m not these people reincarnated. I’m not. I’m sorry get over it.” says Lacey.

“ if I am distantly related to Cheryl Lynn who might be my jogging companion if I don’t go to help, are we French or just Swedish?” asks Erin.

“ we’re Swedish we’re very Swedish. I wondered for a while if we were French as well. Carol heard me talk about that. Lacey heard me talk about that. Lacey thinks that we could be related to French and Dutch for traders but be careful Aaron because we’re not Dutch old money you’re not Lacey banks I’m not either. I don’t know why you wanna be to some degree I mean it be cool though do you think that we’re flag related to the French for traders because Aaron that’s who lived in the area that’s who lived in the area we might also be a little Irish if Lacey were to read us she’d say we’re probably a little French a little Dutch Swedish maybe so much German and I wonder if we do have a little polishing us but maybe not I don’t think there’s anything elite about us unfortunately I’m sorry that being said I don’t care why do you care so fucking much Aaron I’m sorry for swearing, but it makes me incredibly angry. I’m trying to express that, if you grew up in the same family that I did at all, we were a very hard-working family I have a sister who is gorgeous she looks like Jackie Kennedy. If Jackie Kennedy was prettier you’re not prettier than Lacey OK but we’re better looking than Becca or better looking than a lot of people, but you know that and so did I Leisy doesn’t have a clue and why are we so obsessed with being skinny because I was too people probably thought I was a heroin addict I wasn’t I just heated my thighs. My thighs were always a little on the heavier side compared to my arms or the rest of my body, I think Lacey I think we were both nuts for thinking that because it wasn’t as heavy as I thought it was, but I did think that I was very fat and I went way overboard trying to lose weight.” says Cherylin.

“ We’ve had to work really hard but I have a feeling that we have some very good memories in our family that are really real and that we were probably unusually fortunate and that’s part of the reason Cheryl is like why do you want to be elite were a great family, even though you don’t even miss assistant, Sarah Lee know me Where I am where an unusually superior family in our own way, why did I want to lose weight well Cherylen because of our size I might joke about our thighs, but they irritate me I don’t like the way I thighs look you were a secretary and you never finish college yeah, sounds about right What happened with you and that professor is that also what I’m angry about I need you to tell me.” says Erin.

“ do you really want me to tell you I’ll make a whole post about it I really will. I have a feeling it shape Lacey‘s perception of things would that be helpful? OK God’s telling me to write one buckle up.” says Cherilyn.

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Lacey walks out in nothing but a silk robe. Lem and her talk for a while and then he carries her into his bedroom and they have hit sex. The end.