The Crown

Lacey watched the end of The Crown today.

Before Queen Elizabeth II died, she asked Lacey what her true thoughts were about life and death. Are there really ghosts? and stuff like that. …Lacey said that she’d be shocked if there wasn’t. The Queen of England was a Christian but Christians sometimes have doubts. She dearly loved her family and certainly looked forward to hopefully seeing them in Heaven.

Before Queen Elizabeth II died Prince Philip felt to Lacey like he was…longing for his living wife to join him. People doubted that. But it haunted Lacey.

Venom by Little Simz plays.

The song plays.

Lacey had possibly every intention to stay quiet and be in love in privacy and silence. She didn’t expect most to believe her about Lem. …But whatever it was that happened to her…she isn’t schizophrenic…but she also wasn’t respected as a human in some capacity…by either a real Illuminati or the supernatural or both. …Lacey doesn’t blame everyone on the Illuminati, if there is one. They don’t seem at all equally responsible for her occasionally invalid, and in some regards horrifically lonely life.

Some are actually possibly horrified themselves to be involved in her torture. Lacey’s had many long conversations about a great many things with some of them. And sadly some of them have been the most…positive people she’s ever been able to talk with in depth her whole life. They’ve cared more than the parents who raised her in some cases even. And…those people possibly truly want her to be happy. The Queen her family were possibly very much those people. If there’s an Illuminati they’re some of the nicest and most sincerely kind people she’s ever encountered. She loves them a lot as people and to her they are a real, caring family.

Deranged by Little Simz plays.

Lem…had no business being friends with the Kennedys if he was straight. No business at all. It was insane.

He wasn’t safe for the Kennedys to be friends with. He wasn’t safe. Mostly. And…it wasn’t safe for him to be friends with them either.

Why?

Because Lem isn’t…like Lacey. And while Lem gave Bobby Junior heroin…possibly to kill him…Lacey would not have. She’s extremely angry with Bobby too if there’s and Illuminati…but her perspective is as a mother, even if not his mother and more importantly…she has actually less animosity towards them as people than Lem may have secretly. She’d have tried to have Bobby declared insane in some way instead of giving him heroin…or she’d have tried to reorganize the entire thing. And if Lem insisted that he needed to be killed for the safety of the American public…Lacey would have insisted that he actually be killed, but not through heroin use. Heroin isn’t a safe way out.

Biggie sings a Hypnotize to Tom Banks as a joke and in code.

How would Bobby have died?

He’d have accidentally killed himself. On vacation. Through extreme sport. Something quick that instantly broke his neck. …If that was safe for his eternal soul. If he needed a reminder of Christ before death…he could have been shot or had his head cut off…guillotine style…and then gone missing. Like Micheal.

Lacey highly suspects that Michael Lemoyne Kennedy went insane. He might have been evil but…she also has a strong sense that he lost his mind. Lacey wonders if he very passively killed himself. Like David. …And…if so…she’d bet that Joe…their oldest brother…is currently close to losing his mind as well.

…Is there an Illuminati or not? If there isn’t Lacey’s possibly being viciously attacked by the supernatural. Because somehow she experiences things that aren’t explainable with just ghosts. …The demonic attacks her.

But here’s where it’s scary to Lacey.

If there is an Illuminati…at times…demons have attacked her and…she’s cast them out in Jesus’s name…and then suddenly been reminded of life before 2016 and…God’s love. So it’s like…Hell itself…has gone too far with Lacey and now is circling back and…is worried?

“Hey! Remember when you used to do spiritual warfare and attack us? You should cast a few of us into Hell in Jesus’s name. Just because we’re evil? Huh? We are still evil, don’t worry!” says a group of demons standing staring at Lacey stupidly.

So Lacey casts a few of them into Hell. And asks God why the demons seem worried.

“Because we really did go much too far with you.” says Satan to Lacey.

Lacey worries Hell has become less evil than some living people.

Lacey would love to ask Satan why he thought going so far to attack her made sense. But then she realizes that that doesn’t make sense. Satan has doubts, she suspects. And at times she’s cried over him and the demons rebelling against Christ. She worries God’s allowed demons to be kind to her at times when most of adult humanity has been close to pure evil only sparing her and her kids from some sort of deranged private version of The Holocaust, but not much more only because their egos are narcissistically hurt and for no other deeper or more redeemable reason. Satan is just…Satan.

“I run Hell.” he says. He shrugs.

“Why did you let Lem believe he was gay…and such an extreme degree? If that’s what happened, of course. But I don’t usually have to clarify such things with you. That’s…possibly…insane on your part. I think that was your first major mistake with me, actually.” says Lacey to Satan.

“You know I’m Satan. Right?” says Satan.

“Of course! What?! I don’t understand you. Rebelling against Christ. …It’s such a mistake. So silly. …You had no way to win against Him. And don’t tell me He’s bad. I don’t believe your lies.” says Lacey. “I’m sorry. I just feel rather sorry for him.” says Lacey to Jesus about the Devil. “You were so beautiful! And you ruined it!!” she says sadly to Satan.

Lacey is maternal to Satan. And sadly he’s more receptive to her genuine love than most living adult humans.

“We’re just sold on the idea of her being…problematic.” says MSNBC about Lacey.

“More problematic than me?!?” scoffs Satan.

“You’re not real.” says MSNBC to Satan.

“And Lem is CERTAINLY…UNQUESTIONABLY not straight. No matter how often I hear otherwise from God seemingly and possibly Lem himself. And Hell isn’t place and Heaven isn’t real…and love isn’t real…and everyone should get high…from spider venom? And then die?” says Lacey. “Is that your…trajectory?”

“High from spider venom?” asks Chris Hayes.

“Yes. I’m sure there’s a hallucination before death.” says Lacey. “With some spiders.” She thinks. “Probably some snakes too.”

Awkward silence.

“I mean…you’re all obsessed with getting high in new ways. The experience of getting high often involves some hallucinating. …Fever hallucinating and venomous being hallucinations…are mind travels you’ve never taken. …What’s keeping you all from killing yourselves with spider bites? Eventually. What will there be left?” says Lacey. “If global warming, pandemics and war doesn’t kill us all?”

“What about pedophilia?” asks a pedophile in the Illuminati.

“What about it? It’s almost pure evil. Sure. But…it’s getting old. That’s just the nature of sin and death.” says Lacey. “Evil isn’t redemption. So your evil, as humans, will wear out. You’re just humans. Or you’re not human anymore.”

“I feel too high and happy most days to care. Sorry!” says Chris Hayes.

“But you’re not…always going to feel that way.” says Lacey.

“Are you retarded?!? …I don’t care!” says Chris Hayes.

“Why not? It’s concerning to Lacey.” says Satan.

“No! I’m loving the present. Unlike Lacey. And I feel sorry for her.” says Chris Hayes.

“You’re not worried about the future?” asks a ghost from The Connecticut Room at the Minneapolis Institute of Art.

“Well…she’s right though. You will die.” says Becca Seay from the future. “And that’s forever.”

“No. It’s not forever. I’ll reincarnate. …Or whatever. I’m on good terms with God. Let’s be honest. There are far worse people than me in history. Get a grip!” says Chris Hayes.

“But you’re possibly going to suffer. Or doesn’t your brain understand that concept?” asks a ghost in The Connecticut Room at the Minneapolis Institute of Art.

“No! You’re a peon! You’re nothing!” says Chris Hayes. “Compared to me.”

“Yeah. It’s our responsibility as fellow members of the Illuminati to support you, Chris.” say thousands of evil Illuminati members, with varying degrees of trepidation.

“Who am I?” asks the ghost in The Connecticut Room.

Chris laughs. “I don’t fucking care! If you acknowledge Lacey as being worth a shit…you’re a joke. I hate that fucking bitch.” says Chris.

“Is that you Satan? Coming through him?!” Lacey asks Satan.

“No. He’s being taken far too seriously by New Age people with consciences who make him seem sane and rational. And if the Illuminati exists…they’re too scared to admit their worst fears could be true. That’s why Lem has to be gay or in love with JFK still, or what have you. Because…if you hear from the supernatural without them…and it’s real, more real than their witchcraft…they’re in an enormous amount of trouble. …And it terrifies them.” says Satan.

“But see…Satan wouldn’t be that nice! That’s so not Satan! She’s an idiot!” says Chris Hayes says incredulously. He laughs like a gobsmacked New Yorker. When a New Yorker scoffs their manner is entirely unique to them.

“Chris. If this blog is true…you’re worse than Hitler. If you’re really not safe from eternal Hell then…you’ll have to eventually go there. Why don’t you understand she’s trying to help you?” asks a Catholic in New Jersey.

“Because I’m sort of…beyond such prejudices. Sorry!” says Chris Hayes.

“But what if you’re wrong?” asks the man in New Jersey.

“The only reason why I’d be wrong in this situation is if it was wrong to give her false hope. And I never did that…in any way men don’t. I mean…I was a jerk possibly. I should have cut Diego off. But…that’s all this has ever been about. Okay? She’s a shallow ugly bitch.” says Chris Hayes. “And Lem was gay. That’s science. And there is no God. And if there is…I’m not too worried.” He grins. Laughs.

“So you’re convinced as a scientist?” asks the man in New Jersey.

“Something like that. Yeah.” says Chris.

“Why in Hell…are you so sure Lacey is still butthurt about Diego?” asks a psychic.

“Because! All women are like that. They’re all like that! Okay? Get over it!” says Chris Hayes.

“Wow! And you’re going to destroy science and all human beings to make that fact?” asks Elisa Lam.

“No! I’d never do that.” says Chris.

“That’s not what we stand for.” says MSNBC. “Lean forward. The age of monarchs is over!” They think. “Philip says it himself in the show!” They think. “Christ isn’t king. He’s a Diego Blue.”

“He is now.” says Jonah.

“No. To us he’s still just a crazy Jewish peasant.” says MSNBC.