“To Get Matt Laid” by Chris

Homecoming by Kanye West plays.

“Matt who?” asks Ben Johnson.

“Matt Lauer?” asks Matt Lauer.

“Matt?” says Chris Hayes.

“My Matt?” asks Erin Christopher who is married to Matt…who had an affair with Mark. Years ago.

“No. Umm…I meant Matthew Perry.” says Chris Hayes.

“Joe. Erin CHRISTOPHER. Why? Man…why?” asks Kanye West.

Joe laughs. “It’s just sex. It’s all sex.”

“Did God tell you that?” asks Kanye.

“No. But I know better.” says Joe, laughing.

“Joe…are you in Purgatory?” asks Kanye.

“I find Lem because he straight. And you say to go for the moon.” says Jack Kennedy to his father.

“Yeah. That’s cool.” says Joe.

“Okay. But then how you gonna get laid?” asks JFK of his father.

Dangerous by Kardinal Offishall plays.

“Dad. I can’t defeat Hell. It’s nuts. And it’s even worse. But I can’t see it. It too sad.” says JFK.

“But then who gonna save me? Someone has to save me. I’m stuck here.” says Joe Kennedy Senior.

“I’m in Purgatory. Say it!” yells JFK at JP.

“I’m in Purgatory?” says JP.

“So…we were relying on a man stuck in Purgatory who’s begging his kids to save him? To guide our country?” asks Matthew Perry.

“Yeah? It’s not our religion Matt.” says a New Age American witch.

“But it was his!” says Ne Ne.

“So?!?” says Pat in fear.

“Pat. Why you scared?” asks Ne Ne.

“Because if Joe remembers how hot Lacey is…he runs off.” says Pat. “And I’m scared I’ll lose him.”

“To Lacey?” asks Louis.

“Yes.” admits Pat. “Lacey…how likely is that?”

Lacey analyzes. “There’s a 5% chance. At most.” says Lacey. “But it’s possible it’s zero.”

“He sincerely thinks it’s…almost certain.” says Pat, crying.

“No. It’s impossible.” says Louis. “Totally impossible.” he days with certainty.

“Then why is she rubbing her lip!?” yells Joe Kennedy Junior. He’s being completely sincere.

“Bro. You got Matt laid. For real. But…he’s dead.” says a man to Chris Hayes. “Chris…why? Why are so…intense?”

“I’m intense too.” says JP Kennedy.

“Yeah. I love that about them.” says Pat Wilson.

“I don’t. I don’t hate it. But I don’t love it.” says Lacey.

“New Theory: Joe, you’re slightly bisexual yourself and that’s part of why you’re stuck in Purgatory because you refuse to be honest about that. And you’re probably mostly straight but you’re probably just a tiny bit bisexual. Lacey and Lem are not at all. They are not at all and if I see one more woman come on to her, it really may be literally the end of the world because I can’t handle it anymore and I’m not gonna disclose who I am but it’s repulsive. It should be fucking obvious that she’s not interested in women sexually at all. The only people who she’s interested in and ever will be, and ever has been are men. Bisexual men, pansexual men, straight men, but she that’s it, that’s all. Quit trying to force some narrative into existence that isn’t ever and will never, and is not happening ever.” says an entity.

“ why can’t we handle the thought of Lacey and them being entirely heterosexual and committed to each other? Why is that so hard for us because somehow it is like it’s just really an uphill battle and that itself is weird because we have no control over that and it’s psychotic for us to think that we do, if they’re straight, they’re just straight after heterosexual in love with each other that’s just reality who keeps messing with that?” asks Katie.

“ I do sometimes my whole family does and sodas Chris pretty much all liberal Americans and people decide with us around the world and we tell ourselves because we’re being progressive and we know better do we actually believe that I don’t know I really don’t because I’m not entirely like that anymore. I am somewhat libertarian and so I’m kind of like them but no way I’m not an away for me it’s just personal, and then I’m aware enough about that but I can be a little distant from it and think you know what if it doesn’t exist in heaven, what is there’s no explanation we don’t understand and Lacey and him really are just soulmates even if she’s Jack, she’s a woman now and he’s straight so then that’s what they probably always were supposed to be and are Jack never existed is what I’m willing to concede. That being said, I doubt that and I have a feeling that lemon her or just together and if he’s insist that he was straight. I may have no evidence to suggest otherwise it’s possible that’s all that it is and I’m capable of entertaining that because I was a lawyer and I actually understand that you have to pick and choose your battles. You can’t win everything and there really is bored of me than lamp Alex so I’m starting to get over it. Lacey can sense that and if he was straight that’s possibly her nurturing that’s allowed me to do that, not Pat Wilson’s it’s possible that I will angry about that because Joe really is my uncle and Lem’s really did take care of me and so it’s not the worst transition to think that Lacey just became labs wife but believe it or not I might be quite fragile in a way that we don’t talk about our family so it’s still really jarring to think of her being with Joe psychically for like 30 years and then all of a sudden out of nowhere I’m talking to her telepathically and I have a crush on her and then she morphs into Mrs. Billings big old lady boobs like OK that’s kind of funny but the same time it’s not it’s really not funny like I have a sense of humor than part of me, doesn’t find it funny at all, and I’m actually extraordinarily angry but then again, that’s weird for me it’s personal why you care I have no fucking clue. I am in the illuminati potentially if it exists I control people using scientific demonic means but a part of me a times thinks I don’t. I don’t know why why do you care? Do you have your own conscience in mind or do I think for you?” says Bobby Kennedy Junior with the help of Adolf Hitler.

“ he’s always liked me. He doesn’t tell people that, but he’s always secretly liked me and to be honest if he has a reason to I understand why so that answer his question.“ says Herr Hitler.

“ no so this is why I get irritated by two is intellectual because there are a lot of Katie‘s there’s Katie‘s or Katie Rozanski, Katie Hale, Katie Hanauer, Katie Janovic, Katie, Mikey Kate Shaw I mean there’s a lot of Katie’s so it’s not even clear which Katie were referring to Katie Couric but anyway whatever Katie does that I’m talking to him. Why why are you unaware of the fact that Lacey straight all of the sudden?” asks Kayne.

“ yes, Conya I relate to you yes Conya I do OK I had a potential father-in-law who could’ve helped me out my career sort of like you and I screwed it up. I didn’t realize that he was the father of a soulmate potentially because he didn’t have kids any at the same time I did because I had a crush on him if I wasn’t straight, Tom looks ugly in his photos but he’s like his daughter and he doesn’t photograph well, and when he had more hair, he had these chocolate brown eyes like Lacey and it was just wow you looking into his eyes and you think damn what’s secrets of the universe could you tell me so if I wasn’t straight, I got kind of a little bit of a crush on him. You know he was so humble and he’s old money and that he’s a gangster he’s smart and you’re just like what makes you tech and this is where this is his daughter and so she fathom that because that’s also part of who she is, but this is where she gets confused because she’s never been left out. It’s like wow your humility is really attractive, but it isn’t to everyone but to me it was he was very humble. They grew up some rich in Iowa. They were old buddy his mother died when he was 12 and then he ran off and be scared of running the world, it’s possible F Scott Fitzgerald was inspired by him except he wasn’t just J Gatsby. He was also top and that was literally his name and I think Scott found that fascinating because he really was old buddy and he was very stuffy if you look at the way, his daughter decorates her taste the way that he decorates his house, he’s a very stuffy British man, but then he was so fucking down to earth and I thought shit and then his real brilliance and daring and brave. He thought it World War I and it’s just like this heartbreakingly beautiful man who’s bad but then he’s not even bad at all to her it’s just like so what that’s us that’s dad weirdo and she’s serious and that’s where we partially went too far because he really is that humble and so is she so you kind of have to explain to them why are you find them attractive because they genuinely maybe don’t know he had mistresses he had a wife, but I would be on surprised to find out that he really did not realize the power he had over Lacey‘s mother he understood his role as a man but I don’t know that he understood how in love with him she actually was I mean she was this gorgeous young woman, but I don’t think he knew that she really found him that attractive to it wasn’t just like oh he’s this handsome older man with money you know a daring, mad no she really found him startlingly attractive, and Lacey and him both can’t cognitively almost fathom that unless if you spell it out for them and anyway, I guess if I was bisexual, I had a crush on her father and that was part of the reason I screwed him over OK because I was a narcissist and maybe I still live in someways, I tend to be mean when I am sexually rejected so he rejected me slightly sexually because he was either not interested at all or he was just straight and I was very hurt by that and so I kind of took it out on him and screwed him completely over long-term clearly I had no idea what I was doing. I am confessing this to his daughter on a blog, and may be sanctioned by God himself, which is rather unusual to say the least, but at the time it made sense and I thought this is gonna work out for me. I’m making a lot of money and this man has no idea how much money he could be making and isn’t and yeah he got rich I mean the man was worth maybe I don’t know 50 60000,000 in reality I in today’s money but he could’ve been worth probably 200 million or more, and that money became mine and he was one of the people that I did it to. It wasn’t just him but to be honest he might’ve been what are the people I do to most and I was I think it in a way, I always thought why is he letting you get away with us or does he not even know to be honest to this day, I still maybe can’t tell if he was letting me get away with it or if he just didn’t know.” says JP Kennedy.

“ why did you why the hell Tom can we talk to you OK we can’t will talk to his daughter tell him why did you why did you do that? Why did you not just go above board and make money legally what inspired you to be so rebellious against the US government?” asks Lord Jersey.

“ hey how do you trust the US government? My mother died when I was 12 and I had some theories about manifest destiny that it was a sham. I had some theories about Native Americans a very progressive and I believe that United States was a bit of a joke very good joke at times very good hearted, joke and certainly worth has Norway soda merit but I was stuffy and our family has old money I possibly I’m actually from the same people that started new Amsterdam so the oldest old money in America, right it was a madman, and unlike Pete and his family I did not wanna play by the rules I was angry, for the same reasons that Pete was as a character but my approach because I was so in raged was just start working with the mob and then go criminal because I could I have the ability to do that and my daughter could to except she’s a woman. It wouldn’t be safe for her and she knows that, but it’s it’s a part of who we are‘s people, the Roosevelts with exact same way and they befriended the Kennedys and it’s possible if I knew them that I knew the Kennedys I was involved in Hollywood so were they it’s actually very unlikely that I didn’t know them just because you can’t find evidence does it mean some thing isn’t true it might not be true, but it’s funny how you’ve exonerated them from being bootleggers and yet you’re insistent, that lamb was gay and in love with Jack, that’s not honest intellectually.” says Tom Banks. “ they I don’t think you people understand it’s very difficult for me to be true. It’s very difficult for Lacey to be true to know I know that’s actually very good question because I was a certain person like my daughter, who is brilliant and stable enough to experiment with our sexuality even the 1920s in genuine experiment not because I actually was gay but because I just was curious, I was a very free thinker I know I never did that. I just knew without experimenting that it was not for me and really she is the same way, but the thing is no I never slept with Joe even experimenting I never gave him the wrong idea. I can tell someone’s wondering that right now, I never let them on. I never gave him the wrong idea. My son-in-law might have given him the wrong idea but then that’s where it’s my son-in-law it’s not me and it’s not my daughter I know you want to hold me responsible and my daughter, you just got done giving a speech about how amazing I was and then all the sudden Joe, even though my daughter did not reject you, you’re making it our fault again this is the reason why I don’t trust the United States because they put people like him in charge of everything you know, checking the security of banks, checking the security of the monetary system, sending them off to England what the hell were they thinking, my 10-year-old grandson would’ve been a better US ambassador than Joe Kennedy Junior or Joe Kennedy Senior. They are probably 15 year olds would be a better pilot than you Joe Junior why the hell did they put you people in charge of anything and then that’s where yes Joe I’m smart and so is Lacey that doesn’t mean that we are evil, it means that we’re smart, so yeah, I kind of had a sense you were stealing from me if you were and I decided to watch you because I was wealthy I grew up wealthy I didn’t have an ax to grind like you I didn’t have something to prove to people I had plenty of money growing out we had a very big house my sister owned a high gluten clothing store and as you can see if she’s my biological daughter, I was capable of conceiving a viable gorgeous daughter when I was 88 with a sexy flight attendant, who was less than half my age and it wasn’t pedophilic I had a lot to be extraordinarily confident about and I was very financially secure. I didn’t have a reason to care cause I don’t even have kids. I thought this is just my money. I’m doing something illegal and I have a conscience. Let’s just see where this goes. I don’t everywhere is this even going?” says Tom. “ and yes, I do have a temper like top from the great Gatsby. I’m not that stupid, but I do have that temper and I was never with Daisy, who the hell is Daisy Scott is she Lacey‘s imaginary mother he just got your two years younger than me and you were in love with my daughter, I love that you have me on a pedestal where I can make Daisy fall in love with me. Apparently it’s amazing. I don’t know that I had a Daisy Scott, that you know and maybe I still will someday baby I kind of do is that I’ve never been loved, but that’s very complicated, and if I had one, maybe it was Thelma, I may be in Sobeys. It was Rita. I never had a myrtle never would’ve had a myrtle and I didn’t have a daisy I know it’s offensive to me that you made those people because that’s not an honest, artistic impression of reality.”

“ I can see what Lacey wants to do a holocaust you people do hope your lying trait more than most cultures. The Jews are thieves the verse Leiby when they’re evil, and they bet that their time to be rather a sexually degenerate but then again, they’re also as we’ve realized since the holocaust often times victim of themselves and sometimes they’re degeneracy is questionable and complex the blacks are knickers they really are you can’t trust a black person either because they will stab you in the back and lose their temper and jump off a bridge and then the bridge will blow up your Nager‘s but that’s Black people at their worst what what gives Irish with your lies? Are you the cakes and the Nager’s of the white people?“ asks Herr Hitler.

“ Joe, how much did you actually cause World War II? Did you actually ruined your national economy in attempt to get personally rich and then you were to solve it by being an ambassador.” says another Nazi.

“ when I watched family ties a woman said to me oh no, Skippy is gay right and I said no skip he’s not gay no Skippy is gay and he’s covering for it someone said and I said no no Skippy is not gay Skippy straight and that was when everyone started crying because we realized it could be the end of the world” says Herr Hitler.

“ I’m Japanese or whatever I responsible for. I will be accountable as a Japanese man I’m no longer Kennedy see you later. Goodbye.“ says JFK

“if there’s reincarnation in the Bible, Joe, you no longer have a son named Jack Kennedy you just lost your son for eternity. He is no longer Jack Kennedy Jack Kennedy just ceased to exist for eternity, so Greg Boyd. I guess you were right with as possible so people could see success on their own free will in purgatory did you get that? Jack does not exist, but as we know him, he no longer exists the Jack that we know if there’s reincarnation in the Bible is just a Japanese man with a memory of being Jack Hannity. Jack Kennedy, not Hannity. And no, Lacey is not Jack reincarnated quit attacking Lacey to try and make her become Jack because you’re scared that you literally just destroyed a man because you insisted he’s been recorded it as love soulmate because I’m straight. You people pathetic.

Jack Kennedy no longer exists if there’s be incarnation in the Bible. he no longer exists for eternity. There is no Jack Kennedy anymore forever it’s just a Japanese man’s memory of a very weird experience and he’s an in very intense therapy in Japan. I hope he he’s really not Lacey. There’s like thousands like hundreds of thousands of people now they’re scared we can Philip spiritually because I think they thought that he was Lacey and he’s not at all Jack I think is the one who wasn’t straight to Katie I don’t think Katie, Alec Katie at Carrie wasn’t Lacey‘s not a lame isn’t homosexual at all. Jack was, but Jack no longer exists. If there’s been carnation in the Bible, he no longer exist anymore. That doesn’t mean what you’re worried if you actually cared about him, you’re not just a freak that he actually sees to cyst he is a Japanese mind man if there’s a ring carnation in the Bible, Jack is now a Japanese man I actually think Lacey‘s going to be surprised to hear those possibly but Jackie is still love with her husband. He is actually a very handsome Japanese man. He’s more manly looking he does karate. He’s bisexual probably may be pansexual or he was he still working through that if it’s not allowed in heaven, and he’s Japanese, Samuel, but even say he’s kind of hot, lame doesn’t say that though and neither does Lacey and that way Jackie does Jackie’s amazed by her sudden interest in Japanese everything so if this is true if there’s been Carnation the Bible when Caroline dies but she’s probably going to be headed to Japan if she doesn’t go to hell so I hope that she left things in Japan in good stead because I have a feeling when she dies she will be going there her kids maybe as well and you know I am that’s wonderful.

I mean, I think it’s nice. He’s a nice respectable Japanese man. Those kids are maybe might have siblings there they’re fine they’re through Asian or he’s desperate for this to be true. If it’s not in the Bible, I think he really wants to be Japanese even if he’s not reincarnated, so pray for him if there’s purgatory in the sense of praying that God will give him grace if there’s a Purgatory because I think he desperately wants to be Japanese and so then where where is he? He’s fine he’s he’s Japanese that’s his existence he’s still himself he’s probably more himself in an awful way, but He’s Japanese.” says Matthew Perry. “ and honestly doesn’t bother me at all if there’s reincarnation in the Bible to be honest, he seems more Japanese to me. He seems very Japanese I mean come on Japanese art was very popular the 1960s and I mean they make a reference to Japan in madden fits Jack, so Jack is reincarnated, there’s not really a problem. He’s just a happy Japanese man who regrets a lot of the mistakes that he made thinking that he could be Irish or something.”

“ I have a black man who fought in World War I from the side of America. I am not a Nager and I was put on the cover but you see above in this post and that’s me into some degree. I’m the one that decided to just call it if there’s reincarnation in the Bible, Lacey has no way of knowing that right now and it’s incredibly inappropriate that anyone would expect her to. She’s not a ditz. She’s actually brilliant and I would ask you how many people could safely delve into the Bible and not get lost researching reincarnation very few Lacey is actually one of them but then that’s why it’s absurd. It just looks like some strange psychotic jealousy of her brilliance. How the heck is she supposed to have no one Because the lodges don’t theologians don’t know that anymore and it’s a very sick conversation at this point because she has no way of knowing that it’s perverse you took a woman whose father was born in 1894 and then expected her to act like a millennial, her whole damn life nobody loves her And then all the sudden she supposed to be the most brilliant person ever exist with the moral courage and genius of God himself or you’re going to kill her because that’s your argument.” says a dead black man. “ you know, I thought alongside Thomas Banks as American, and there still was a country that was obvious all of us, and neither of us died, and I think I am baffled as to why JP Kennedy, who never fought in any war was ever made ambassador to anywhere he never fought in any war. Do you know that means we don’t trust him as a man he is either sneaky and up to something or he’s not fit in someway and then it’s just not safe to trust him. In every circumstance he’s disabled or he’s evil and weak and you don’t give a man like that the ability to start World War II and that’s why I just said forget it if there’s reincarnation in the Bible or if that man wants to be Japanese that badly that’s between him and God, let him be Japanese or I guess that’s just who he always was edited. Usually it’s probably a partially a desire to try to figure out his sexuality. I don’t think that worked with you as a father Joe, but I think in Japan, there are men who are willing to try to figure out with him who he really is and it’s far safer because they do kill him at times they don’t mollycoddle him you know they don’t tie them to your their apron strings like you did Joe, why did you fight in world war one were you to be busy baking cookies?”

“ she finds you attractive, even though you’re around the age of her father, but she still decides not to be with you and you feel the same way I find that suspicious what is your explanation?” asks Joe Kennedy Senior.

“ that made my husband very angry. Why? Because it just doesn’t feel right Joe it’s just doesn’t feel right I don’t think Lacey is jealous. I don’t think she’s racist. I think it just seems strange to her. Why can’t you respect that?” asks the man’s wife.

“ I think we went to fast in the 20th century I think we had far too many questions that we never answered about a lot of things and then we just assumed because we were satisfied and we felt wealthy that everything was OK and we didn’t need to answer all these deep, important questions, because that wasn’t the point of existence, but it actually is very important they actually are important questions and I don’t know when that started but I have a feeling it started probably the end of the 1800s I think we just started moving too fast literally figuratively way too fast just my observation.” says a witch.

“ why is Lacey straight? OK? Len pretended to be gay but thanks family ties in Skippy. I can imagine his sexuality at this point he’s confused by nature and he Hass to be sort of helped but it’s not because he’s disabled it’s because he’s just very think his personality is so much bewildered, her personality her sexuality makes no sense to me. Obviously it does to her but I don’t understand it.” says the bisexual Katie.

“ she’s a pedophile.” says the evil Illuminati in America.

“ am I a pedophile?” asks Tsar Putin.

“ no we know you’re not one because you’ve insisted and it’s terrifying to us. You’ve literally threatened our lives.” says George Bush.

“ I have a feeling her sexuality is extraordinarily similar to mine really very similar but it’s funny how no one questions were not I’m gay you would if I was the United States I would constantly be question on a certain level being in Russia, and being born when I was people don’t question as much, but I’m as that I am we’re very similar.” says Tsar Putin.

“ honest question do they confuse straight men in the skull and bones into thinking that they’re homosexual or bisexual??” asks a reader.

“ yes, they do the priest who attacked my son, was either a member of Scotland bones, or he had been initiated into that cult. How about that or let’s just say that that’s being added because it’s either fascinating or there’s something about it that actually does speak to the reality of what happened. It could actually also literally be what happened, he attacked our son he was deranged him and like Chris Hayes was taking out his rage on our son.” says Dr. Billings.

“ I have been Conderid from a very low place in purgatory near hell I am the priest who molested Land O Lakes Lacey has spoken to me before I outed JP as a pervert. Why did I do it because I hate it lol I hate them. Lacey understands why she was molested, but hasn’t been nearly as mysterious to her and that’s between them and God but that’s why I hate him because he’s just so damn smart and yet he’s smug. I actually adore Lacey, if I’ve been purgatory it has been a grace to me to see them together because I look at her and I think oh she’s been through the same thing and she has had a very different reaction. She knows that I’m in sane and she does it take me seriously, which is what I actually needed and it makes me angry that he took me so seriously hit he didn’t wanna wait in the way he did I I was insane I was completely bat shit crazy you fucking moron what the hell gave you the idea that you were this genius you are obviously is a very smart young man. You’re obviously a genius, but you’re not brilliant necessarily in that way And I think this is where that then there’s a problem with me because that’s what gets me going. That’s where I get angry because he acts so smart all the time and then I think but you’re not that smart he he’s brilliant but there’s areas where he’s so stupid, his wife Lacey I can handle I would’ve been a little worried to molest him if she’d been in my church I would’ve thought this is dumb. Those two are gonna fall in love. I can tell these things and that I don’t want to mess with because I was a pastor. I was a priest, and I would’ve thought that’s a happy family in the making our society needs those and that’s going to end up being a couple who are going to produce viable children I was a Snob And I thought a real one and I thought that I would’ve thought no that’s very stupid. I’m not that stupid I’m not. I’m not gonna destroy the fabric of society just so I can get out and be perverted and also be hateful.

But she wasn’t there, and there were no little girls in that church who I could see him fall in love with because he was and again this is where I have a problem he he was he was here he actually was a genius here she was somewhat of a genius. He was very he was like Skippy, except he was brilliant and tall. He had these profound ideas of times as a kid And he would say things that I would think that really is something you really are something that you really are insightful and you’re so clever and as a man you’re superior to me you’re more straight and um I’m not. I was gay or bisexual I was very close to my mother. I was also a pedophile, but they’re not the same thing And I hated him for that because I was a snob and I felt snapped which is also what I can handle Lacey. Her family is extraordinarily patinaed. This is not me but it’s the order of things and I think that’s just how things go. it’s like the liturgy that’s just how it works, his family came over on the mayflower. They don’t have that kind of wealth in that way and they’re so happy but then they’re in my Episcopalian church. They’re not Methodist they’re not Baptist they’re not you know atheist they’re not him yeah Amish or presbyterian there, Episcopalian know why weren’t they Episcopalian back in England? Why did they come over on the mayflower with their cranberries and applesauce, they’re so grand now with all their cranberries and applesauce but they weren’t when they were in England. They couldn’t worship in the church or why not know they’re OK with it but back then they weren’t back then back then that then they weren’t but now they are what farts But I think well I guess it’s just because I’m gay. Well I’m gonna teach that little whippersnapper something I’m going to give him a good lesson about what it’s like to feel screwed up in your head or to be a little inferior in someway that’s why I attacked him. I guess it was also perverted but part of it was just rage, I believe it or not as rational as that sounds actually narcissism because it it is not supposed to be so triggering to me that he’s better than me at this innocent 13 year old is better than me that’s insane on my part I was a narcissist, had to be honest. What is the people in Purgatory who have been fighting for Lacey while he was in chains the most has been me Because I know I screwed up I knew I screwed up. I knew I was the rage. I didn’t give a shit but like the people who have molested her I didn’t care I was evil and then that’s where this becomes a crisis because if I’ve been pulling for her to come through and be OK, out of profound guilt and fear and horrific torture as I deserve And I am able to except it. Unfortunately if the Irish aren’t that good, they’re in trouble.” he says.

“ did he seem attracted to you at all?” says Bobby, stupidly.

“ did he what?” barks the priest.

“ you don’t have to answer him to talk to me.” says Katie.

“ no, Katie, he didn’t seem attracted to me that should be obvious.” says the priest.

“ tell me it’s obvious to me, but it’s not obvious to these people.” says Katie.

“hey do you have any idea how angry that makes me?” he says.

“no it is part of it that you feel misunderstood as a narcissist?” asks Katie.

He laughs smugly, “ OK at least he’s not a pedophile she’s not gay she’s not ugly and she’s not poor. I just have to say that again. No oh it does make me angry Katie as a narcissist I wasn’t stupid. I attacked him because I had the problem and he was smug, and I knew that if I attacked him in the way that I did that he would take it too. Seriously because that was part of his matter it was very lordly matter where it’s like if I were to date that girl she’d fall of with me I have a secret to and it was annoying and I thought if I were to do this to you, you would fall in love with me. It’s a secret you little dumb ass edit is it because I was in love with him. It’s because I really genuinely thought he was a dumb ass, so my idea was to point out his stupidity to him and maybe 100 years I guess and I did it to some extent I did I did it at the same time because it turns out he was fine with my complicated than I realized, but um, that was the idea Katie was that it was like oh well watch this. This will confuse the hell out of you and the little fuck thinking that you’re so smart can you figure it out went out genius I am a Pervert and you’re attracted to them or are they attracted to you probably but not the same way that you are to them. Genius of this in the idea was that I was going to sort of give him a little insight I know I didn’t think he was gay I know he wasn’t almost certainly. That’s also part of the joke. It’s like welcome to what it’s like to be gay, they have no idea what’s going on in your head and I do and he doesn’t do anything does it because you’re still straight? How many relationships did I try to have with straight men that didn’t work? Why are you people do that to me and say that that’s why I’m a pervert because of how is this 13 year-old know but why do you people do that to me you’re not in love with me and I just made you think you were for five seconds or maybe I didn’t but I don’t think I treated you any different than you treat girls when you’re you know 22, and did they fall in love with you no we think the same we’re both men I’m in your head the way that a woman can’t get in your head. Why are you hurting me all the time and so then I expected him to sort that out for me because I was a pervert, and I was mad at him because he was so smart and I was deranged. I thought maybe he really is a genius because pedophiles really are someone saint but I was brilliant enough in my own way to know that it was nonsense and then yes Katie that’s where I’m at narcissist and I’m just thinking I’m just going to play with you, I can’t fix myself until I’m dead but I’ll tell you something life is hell and it doesn’t make sense and I have absolutely no idea why any of us are here you’re so joyful and cheerful all the time and I’m a dumb ass I didn’t realize that your other half isn’t like that at all let me she could be but that’s not necessarily her personality. It’s just yours. No I was very angry at god and right now is Lacey channeling me I’m trying to kill her you know what lame she’s not surprised.” he says.

“ And where I got confused and it’s taking me a very long time to sort it out is that if Lacey was 13 and I was 30 I might’ve made the same mistake you did but it wouldn’t have been because I was a pedophile you’re very arrogant men aren’t that much alike. We are the same gender but we’re actually far more different from each other than you seem to understand and that’s one of the things that you’re obviously very stupid about.. and I’m beginning to think that a lot of men like you have that problem they think all men are like and all women are alike and they’re not. I don’t know too many lesbians that have that delusion I don’t lotta gay men who do and some bisexual men too it’s probably just misogyny that isn’t it although we don’t know how did you being more evil make things more good it doesn’t idiot you are dumb compared to me that’s just reality.” says Lem.

“ did I was I trying to get into an actual gay relationship with a 13 year old. I didn’t realize it how mature were you?” he asks.

“ bow Chicka wow wow how much sure was he you’re talking about something real now bitch you mean like how much did he like it? Damn boy you hit him up to, so did I in my dreams shit Cena this is why I know he’s gay.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior sincerely.

“ i’m sorry Bobby is under the impression that being gay is cool so he’s advertising it now it maybe was cool about 10 years ago and now it’s whatever it is and I don’t think he knows that yet I just wanted to apologize.” says Katie.

“ but you haven’t even come out of the closet. I would be careful with all that pride.” says Lance Bass.

“ I know and now I actually do think I’m a straight it’s just I’m hearing this and to me I’m just like wow it’s obvious that Linn was interested obvious.” says Bobby.

“ i’m sorry why was it obvious?” asks Lance Bass.

“ because he was there he put himself in that situation.” says Bobby.

“ I had no idea it was gonna happen Bobby that’s not a normal thing to happen you’re putting the cart before the horse you’re not thinking logically.” says Lem.

“ to answer your question no I wasn’t mature enough at 13 because Lacey‘s father was born in 1894. She matured a lot faster she was already she was a child it’s not an excuse for pedophilia, but when she was about 13 she was in someways closer to her 20 given evolution given the way evolution was progressing given a lot of things she was about 20 when she was 13 so if I had met her when she was 13 no it’s unlikely something would’ve happened which you still 13 but it’s not possible and I was very smart I think I had that in the back of my mind that somehow hi yeah that somehow it could be possible if they overestimated my maturity innocently possibly enough but no I thought I have 13 I must be as mature as my girlfriend at 30 for my wife boy that’s some thing I’m a very mature person, but you know I wasn’t where was I at 13 oh maybe I was a little mature I was like maybe we’re like 15 if we didn’t 13 together I would’ve been fascinated by her and by the time we were 20 I would’ve figured out that we were in love or that we should be with also possible that that wouldn’t happen so Noah father who is born in 1830 something or something no is possible that that wouldn’t happen but then again Call’s only one that we know but she’s different. When would I have lost it and just decided she’s all that, probably when she was about 17 or 18 and it still would’ve seem strange but it’s Lacey before 13. Absolutely not that that that’s weird 13 maybe 4 to 1412 possibly if it does 13 1214 around that age and that’s what happened to me when she started menstruating when she was 10 and she was very mature and very beautiful by the time she was about 12 or 13 hours and then she just increased in beauty until she was about 30 and it has been decreasing but it hasn’t at the same time and it is what it is that’s the death process, I’m moving on quickly I suppose would I have found her attractive a 20 yes at 24 it it’s a possible if I had seen her for a second would be the end but really even at 17 it would’ve been confusing at 30 and I would’ve been disturbed before then I don’t know it just it would’ve been bizarre. Why did the Jews decide 13 was the age for the bat mitzvah probably because of what I’m saying they observe the same thing in humanity, so yes, we have evolved but maybe not the way that people have who study Shakespeare, and have very interesting imaginations of what what does that mean then when she gets old that she’s a woman and she still Lacey really I would be getting old too, and is so then there’s not a problem and you’re at the same time the older you get if you’re not a pervert in my opinion, you’re capable of finding women your old age attractive you might not like how they look at times, but you’d be capable of finding a woman, your own age, attractive, theoretically, speaking at the very least, is the bare minimum for normalcy.” says Lem.

“ I think I got into the occult and I think I was psychotically into the cult. I don’t know if what I did, but in a very psychotic way. I actually think I am married even though I’ve lost you I think I married you off to Lacey when I molested did did you Lem.” says the priest.

“ you married be off to Lacey?” asks Lem.

“ yes because I had it in my head that she could exist and I was somehow aware of her and I think I am married you to off I’m a priest I did it in my head. Oh I was attacking you. I was going quickly in my head through the whole thing because I was being violent and I think I either did that out of the sense of conscience or I made a mistake or both.” says the priest.

“ I yeah you married me to Lacey when I was 13 and I have a feeling she got married to me when she was 13.” says Lem.

“ were you cheating on her then with Jack or what was that?” asks Michael.

“ I know I think I thought that I had been deserted at times other times I think I thought that she was just dead and then there was times where I thought I was insane or deranged and that she was staying away from me for her own safety and then there was times where I am reached out for her and she was there and some for your card. I don’t think you people understand that actually happened.“ says Lem.

Later.

Hey, you are understand your hatred for the Irish Joe I actually really do or Cesar for the English. I understand your hatred for the English Joe I really do and how how on earth did no one noticed that I was married to her I really was sincerely I really was Him and then I think back to things that I said like I love Jack Kennedy, my whole life and I can see where people wonder but I actually didn’t mean that in a romantic way. I meant that I loved him and if I meant it all in romantic way. It really was because I was confused about what love was And I was confused about and I was confused about him what I was experiencing and resisting God is not smart he’s merciful, but it’s extraordinarily dangerous and Lacey and I are being very patient because we have to be it’s not actually gods well she knows in her spirit that I was misunderstanding myself, or that I was confused But then there are lying. Spirits that are conjured by Jack still angry, even though he’s Japanese who is personally before him so that he can maintain his delusion and his family that reads the blog if there’s if there’s an illuminati, they’re too prideful and arrogant and conceited, and backward to understand that he’s that dumb And that lost and that they’re Catholicism is real and that there is purgatory and that they should be going to mass and that there actually are limitations. It isn’t all just New Age nonsense Ethel.

Ethel became very New Age Percy because of me and God knows that she was trying to accommodate me and it may I made more sense from an ultra liberal perspective religiously him. A lot of people in her generation made that mistake of trying to be accommodating and sacrificing truth. Lacey does not want to make that mistake and she’s basically being murdered for it at this point, that is not lost on Christ

Am I being said she’s being murdered she’s aware of that to some degree whatever it’s just another burden. The woman is struggling to survive. They’re having a horrible Christmas but they’ve had a horrible last seven years of their life. This is not particularly surprising. Her daughter, my daughter very much knows that I am her father and then I’m dad, my son, her son his call it be a bitch, he’s yelled at me and called me a bitch for being dead in tears. Those are my kids awful apple can’t handle that she’s ugly compared to Lacey. Jack can’t handle that I was straight they’re idiots. An illuminati is reliant on them because if these people are as dumb as they are, the whole fucking country falls, apart from their den perspective.

And then the Internet and then reaction to that I get the very strong sense of people are so stubborn and you’re evil that you want to imagine me still being gay I wasn’t gay and how the hell would I be gay if I conceived two children with Lacey how do you how do you imagine she has sex with me how do you imagine that let’s get it out display your stupidity once and for all, how do you imagine I can see two children with her as a ghost and forget how ugly the Kennedy women are and the fact that Lacey is extraordinarily beautiful we made that argument if you don’t understand it, I think we’re kind of done trying to reason with you in that way if you’re too dumb to get it God knows that so explain to me how it is that I is a gay man had sex with Lacey banks in a way that still means that I’m gay in reality.” says Lem.

“ I guess she is honest and then she suddenly becomes a peasant at and then it’s like she walks up to you and she just pushes you on the bed and then just starts like raping you but you’re just like it’s OK I’ll be straight because you’re a pushover.” says the entire LGBTQ+ community.

“ have you ever seen her act that way sexually towards anyone like in the seven years you’ve been obsessively observing her every waking move has she ever done that?” asks a gay actor.

“ yeah she has. Yeah she has her she has..” says Bobby.

“ bobby like when in reality, how she I know that’s what you think, but when in reality, what evidence do you have to suggest that that actually even happened?” asks the CIA.

“ there there is none I’ve never seen it no one has we just keep thinking it’s gonna happen if we keep watching her long enough.” says Bobby.

“so you imagine her pushing someone onto a bed she’s not that big of a person and she’s not that strong. She’s not very athletic.” says Dr. Moritz.

“ because she’s like a cheerleader, right” says Erin.

“ no but that’s like her sexual energy Aaron that’s not like that’s not that’s not her she’s not athletic enough to be that way. She’s a cheerleader. Yeah totally that’s her vibe and like a sexual way of like the way you think of it as Millennial I think Casi made the same mistake and that’s the only reference you people can make is like a mean cheerleader as your backward hex but but that’s him that’s nothing. That really should be. At least your only idea of a possible human. There are lots of young women who are not athletic and they’re so feminine that their bodies literally are not capable of being athletic and she’s one of them.” says the Illuminati.

“ so what we’re doing to her physically could actually kill her because she’s that week but then she’s that strong at the same time as a person but then I’m just like wow that’s a complicated concept that doesn’t seem likely but OK let’s just say it it is real that we’re killing her because we’re hooking her up spiritually with someone that we thought was like her because we’re insecure about how feminine she is OK and then we’re killing her accidentally because we’re putting her through intense physical activity that she’s literally not physically capable of handling OK” says Bobby. “ we didn’t know that we were mocking her because we thought she was just faking it. We didn’t realize that like her bones are tiny, and that like she actually was dying with that like she was like lying and that if we just pushed her hard enough. She become athletic because it’s like fuck if she’s not athletic then I’m short and then she’s like super feminine and sexy and that’s really offensive.”

“ call so that explains lily of the valley being so arousing to men of that age because he’s a mover like tough as nails and she’s alive and you’ve tried to kill her it out for years but she’s anemic. Her hair is falling out and the world is ending so clearly clearly, they’re not quite like us they’re not work horses they’re delicate little ladies with their little hats and their gloves and that’s reality you’re making aunt be like fight in Vietnam and then you’re assuming that suddenly she’s gonna turn butch because you’re all five minutes and I don’t I’m not sure if in reality that woman could’ve handled it physically and have a feeling they knew that back then it was just like common sense. I don’t think we have that common sense anymore. OK so you’re killing her because you’re making her body go through things that you assumed would make her stop being so mouthy because she seems late because she’s a Rockefeller and a banks and a Billings and you’re just like what the hell why is this elite woman so delicate? It makes me feel kind of like a house that and then I made you angry.” says a reader.

“ yeah that’s what we’re figuring out today by the way thanks so much for being helpful we’re trying to run the world. When do you guys actually reach out to her and offer any sort of love or compassion you never have. We’ve been stocking her for seven years, and to be honest with you, we’re very evil, but hell is so feel sorry for her she’s friends with North Korea. Why do you get off thinking that you have a right to be that judge mental in that way judge me you’re right, but when do you people actually do anything to be loving to her?” asks Bobby.

“ that Lacey realizes that she’s literally getting IVs in the afterlife because she’s like dehydrated. She’s felt some thing like a cold sensation and healing her arm for a while and she’s extremely dehydrated but she’s realizing that she’s probably literally walking around with like an IV in her arm in the afterlife to keep her body alive.“ says Lem’s sister.

“I had the impression that I was allowed to be jealous because that’s how the illuminati worked and that somehow jealousy and egotism and pettiness weren’t a problem anymore because I was covered by Satanism.” Z says most of the evil Illuminati.

“ I think we’ve made a fool of ourselves, and it’s really actually off and evolution airy regression thanks to the United States and egalitarianism.” says Lord Moran on behalf of the US.

“ I’m how do we imagine you guys sleeping together? Yeah I kind of like what we said she pushes you onto the bed yeah that doesn’t make any sense you’re 6 foot four and she’s 5 foot six and she’s weak and she weighs 100 and how much 145 pounds And you’re five no you’re 6 foot four and you’re in great shape OK um how did she push Le Mans to the bat? I think Jack could’ve done it Jack was tall Jack was a man he was 6 foot oh that’s for 4‘,44 inches skews me that’s 4 inches taller than Lacey And he had muscles and he used weaponry. How do you imagine Lacey physically nailing a ghost onto a bed he’s not a child how do you imagine her doing that using demons but it’s not her doing it she’s conjuring demons to do it or someone else is doing that But why is he so sure that he likes it in Stockholm syndrome is what you suggested very smugly well OK so then that’s not her though because I don’t think she conjures demons so boy that’s tricky so if someone tricked him in the fall in love with her and tricked her into thinking that she was really in love with her and never blaming her I have a feeling that’s impossible but I’m trying to humor your stupidity.” says the CIA to the LGBTQ+ community.

“ I am yeah I don’t think that’s possible. I have a feeling she knows too much about sex to think that it’s not consensual. If it’s not consensual on his part also that’s not what’s happening he’s always the sexual aggressor or if he’s not all she does is pretty much just kiss him and then he gets very excited and starts the whole thing because he’s aroused her kissing him so then when does he become gay? He gets very aroused by seeing her at times and just they don’t start stuff. Sometimes she kisses him when she’s mad in love with him and then he decides let’s do something, when does he? When is he gay?” asks Jesus.

“ I OK now we’re arguing with Jesus wow we really can’t handle being told no.” says a gay man. “have you ever had this problem with her before?”

“ absolutely not. She never necessarily said what you were doing was OK if she did she’s regretted it that’s problematic but no, you’ve never had a problem with her.” says Lord Moran.

“ I am being honest with you and dropping my mask so to speak I’m pissed off too because I know for a fact that she was trying to be in a committed consensual relationship with Louis Hill Junior and then we decided to try to ram down her throat that he had an alley in love with his wife and I don’t know that even was towards the end of her marriage. I have a feeling he was probably still loyal to her but I have a feeling that there were some flaws and that she had their flaws and that maybe he was trying to be very careful about it because he didn’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings, namely, his wife’s feelings and I don’t understand why we mess with that because now that man has his own country and we could have the end of the world well, why did we do that even if one is her twin flame and I have a very strong suspicion that he is as a psychic. I am almost positive that she’s with them and they’re the same person that being said, I think her lover incredibly sensitive loving people and they thought this, well I think they thought this is too much people to handle and will just sort of tiptoe around the whole thing speaking of Christmas. Why did we force them to be brutally honest with us?” asks an Englishman.

“ you know I don’t know why either the truth is you forced Joe night together to it almost seems like you’re trying to make Lacey think she’s schizophrenic or you people really are that ridiculous I would like to make a list I might have one prepared.” says Pat. “ 1.you started off by insisting that she defend her entire family‘s wealth, notoriety, and status from the very beginning.

2. And then you decided she was fat and ugly and made her explain her beauty to you to the hardest, most decimating, the awful degree that has still continued as has the first.

3. Then you decided that she needed to be a saint and all matters table matters, speaking, walking dressing, cleaning she had to be a saint, a literal, perfect person or you had every right to attack her. Sincerely, that is your premise.

4. Then you insisted as she was succeeding at all three essentially that her husband and her had to be extraordinarily wealthy, or they were poor that when she refuses to accept, but you’re still trying to fight and make that a contingency for her survival upon penalty of death for her enormous inferiority this is where your insane Chris you’re only worth 6 million your posse may be big but you’re really only worth 6 million you have no old family buddy and neither does your wife, you have no status and that way at all. Neither of you do you’re married to a rich spoiled Jew, who is still a peasant in many ways and so are you you’re right you’re not a rich spoiled you sweetie you’re a little trophy husband from the Bronx and that’s all you are, she has cousins who sleep on peoples floors who are worth more than you but that doesn’t matter to you saying that to you is inconsequential because you’re insane. You have an insane view of yourself and your wife. It’s in Saint George state and no one has the guts to tell you that, because you make them feel better about themselves because they’re kind of dumb to it’s called being new muddy trash in the United States. Y’all thinking you have imposter syndrome you’re not you have imposter syndrome no, you’re imposters you have no syndrome you have some common sense and some intelligence left and it bothers you. Hello, you are in reality so because of that you decided that herb poultry 2 million doesn’t count as wealthy what would it be if you left her alone I will probably closer to three or four so we’ll just say her poetry three or 4 million doesn’t count as upper class even though she inherited a lot of it be considered her husband because it’s not 6 million and then your arbitrary demented mind you cut it off at five because then you win and there’s no other reason You’re that stupid and arbitrary and all of your distinctions and then we will feel sorry for you because you really are that week and you really have made that much of an asshole of yourself that is they say well maybe people aren’t rich until they’re worth 200 million that’s insane because there are many people worth 100 million or 50 million or 15 million who are vastly more privileged than most people in the century says it’s a silly, idealistic petty idea that you have of the world and you all have it. It’s very common most people have that view of things but because you’re so lowly you don’t understand that that’s all it is Lacey dots and so did I.

5. Oh, and then you’ve made her defend Norway United Kingdom slavery had a great many other things because she insists that pedophilia is always exceptionally wrong.

6. And then you started delving into her love life, so if you for good reason some of you for Pat, first, you broke her up from Scott using Nancy, which is actually a fascinating thing that happened. I suspect Nancy still is in love with F Scott Fitzgerald that was quite a feat but yeah, you have Nancy in love with F Scott Fitzgerald at this point, and he’ll have to know do he now has to deal with a woman who will be obsessed with him Who will have to somehow disavow from the delusion that they’re like twin flames because Nancy is nuts and you fed into it and gave her the idea that they were you know in love in a previous life and that they should somehow be together still and I don’t do things with Lacey because Lacey was not gonna have that.

7. So I’m gonna I’m gonna make a list of all the people that you broke her up from because it it it actually fascinates me to as a woman we got the hard work done to some degree so first, so Scott.

8. And then it was well I would’ve just go crazy Van Johnson.

9. And then you broke her up from Evelyn Waugh.

10. and then you broke her up from what I don’t know that she was ever with just Louis or or so so Winston Churchill but you wonder if you’re obsessive enough to delve into that with your witches and they were baffled by it and she got into fights with with CS Lewis that he no laughs about because he says Louis at Adams. That’s an Winston Churchill was furious absolutely livid of course not he’d say but he’s also beyond reproach.

11. And then you had some problems with who else was it what will just go out of order Joe you had him sleeping with Catherine and me and Betty Grable and who knows who conjure to get him to sleep with but it worked eventually and now there I mean, it’s done there’s no way in heck she’ll ever be with him for eternity, they were. They were literally twin flames I mean things were never going to stay that way, but they didn’t know that and it was a pretty sincere relationship, and you just blew it to smithereens in a rather traumatic way for me and a lot of other people.

12. Did we kill Matthew Perry because he was like the little boy in the shining possibly yes he was a drug addict. He was miserable he volunteered and so yes we have been using him as a way to contact all of you and that’s not what happen with Lacey at all.

13. Who else did you wake her up from? Oh Louis of course

14. I then you broke her up from Elliot Roosevelt very brutally and he’s so angry about it that he’s become “vigilant he may actually be the one who killed Matthew Perry Elliot love pools himself and it’s possible that those to get along very well it is must be interesting being killed by Elliott Rooseveltz

15. Yes, if you want to imagine, it’s quite funny Elliot Roosevelt as himself, the son of FDR, getting very upset, realizing putting together in his own hap, hazard, handsome, dashing way he was quite amazing that he had been sort of hoodwinked being upset as the greatest generation could be rightfully And then deciding to do ants by killing Matthew Pooh and it’s it’s chandler from friends, so imagine Chandler in a swimming pool and out 007 area code I don’t know how to whisper he died, but something tells me it was actually very darkly, humorous humorous, they made a bit a bit of gallows humor involved. You know there is nice to living it up in the photo sudden crash right into the water. No, it was actually quite funny. I don’t think there is a lot of grimness involved. I have a feeling it was more just sort of smash.

16. I mean really it’s quite funny it is it is a tribute to his comedic life and his intelligence but anyway 16 then you broke her up from well let’s just put them all together. I don’t even know lots of different people who are alive who are just lying to her And she knew that so I’ll just put them at 16.

17. And then who is it next him? Well yeah I think Scott still angry to who is the next hello who are very in love you still are but you really did conjure Brett Ashley in a way and she wrote them up and I was dial into the Kennedys because they couldn’t believe that she was not aware that he was still in love with her why people live or stuff like that Lacey doesn’t, so they were having this lovely romance and then she’s like your love with brother Ashley and he had surgery because he’s Harold and he’s honorable at least I think and then no that was the end and he’s been devastated and intrigued and angry in his own way, ever cents because I think he thinks the whole thing is stupid and really maybe they’re not meant to be together but at times herald just like what the hell is this. Because they’re so perfect together and then he’s in love with Brad Ashley anything so yes I am but who cares I love you more and more with you than anything anybody and she thinks will but you’re still not with Brett Ashley and he thinks fine does that mean some thing or not And she says why don’t know that’s up to you to decide it’s your brain when you think she’s right and that’s just been very eye-opening for him and startling and maybe they’re not twin flames, but he still gets very intelligent about it shall we say, and he trust God but he’s brilliant he really appeared to her in her hallway and yeah yeah he gets very worried about the whole thing very worried because he can get angry too and if she wants to in the world because she dies he worries that she’ll really be able to he would like to say I don’t think you realize how passionate people like him can be, and how angry they can actually get.

18. I guess you do realize you’ve been arguing with the most powerful people in history, and a way to try to convince them to end the world. Who are also broken up um, that might be almost all but that’s a lot of people and so we’re not super actually incredibly dramatic like Joe you did not break up jack and let your broke up Jack’s delusion, and now he may be Japanese for eternity if there’s reincarnations the Bible, Louis and Harold though are pretty sure that it’s either going to work out or it’s just not meant to be Elliot is angry and so Scott and lemon her together for eternity and she’s also with Michael for eternity if it doesn’t work out with him so she hasn’t really broken up with Michael or lip, and she never will ever she won’t break up with Michael. It just will end when she dies. If she’s with lamb for eternity she just stops and they say thanks so much you’re the best. I love you to each other as a soulmate that they are at and then he goes off with his twin flame, and she goes off of lamb, if it’s lime it’s not great if it’s lame then she’s with him for eternity and Michael’s with someone better and a burden that’s not I’m breaking up and then hi how may ask does that work?

Oh wait never mind that’s not what happened you’ve never wondered at all how she could be married to Michael Rockefeller why probably because if there’s no illuminati his sisters in the illuminati and she likes Carrie actually she likes Lacey and Lacey loves his sister and she loves all of his family And they kind of love her and I think there’s a Rockefellers and you just don’t wanna bother to question it or you know what here’s the shocking truth if that’s true that’s called reality. That’s how it works when you find the right family and you find the right man it’s just it works and the same degree that’s how I am with Joe‘s family. It isn’t quite as smooth and easier transition but I said in a lot better with him than you might think And a that’s where things get scary though even as a ghost because how do you not get scared by the fact that she’s you’ve ripped her part to get her to prove something to you and we have yet to even find out why and then you’ve turned her into Lacey Rockefeller in the illuminati, potentially in our perception of her innocence And that’s just how it is. She was also friends with the queen of England and that wasn’t question either because it could be questioned it could be questioned there was no demon there was no there was nothing that wanted to question it possibly because it would defy the laws of the laws of gravity and other physics, which is just big is the question when do you people realize you’ve gone too far in your inquiries?” says Pat Wilson.

“ pat thank you for explaining to me that the Rockefellers may actually love Lacey in a familiar way, and they’re very sacrificial and honorable.” says Joe Kennedy Senior.