Elite Death

Hate It Or Love It 50 Cents plays.

“Maria you’re really quite feminine in your own way, but we were advocating Mercedes and so now everyone is trying to turn you into a lesbian because they’re assuming that you can’t know something about cars.” says 50 Cent.

“I am quite feminine. I am a feminist. I was in the Peace Corps I am-I am-I am a part of the Boomers generation who were hippies and I’m a very daring person. I’ve had short hair since I was a teenager, but I married a man actually married two men, umm…and umm…I had two kids and I do find men attractive and no I mean I have no idea how any of that has anything to do with being aware that a Mercedes is a good car. I think most people who can afford them know that. I mean it’s German engineering and that’s not a myth.” says Maria Seay.

Jack Kennedy sings Hate It Or Love It in Nazi Germany in his spirit as he hears it in his head subconsciously. He owns it. And it’s embarrassing and corny…but…he sings it with his whole heart. He feels it’s his theme song. To him it’s poetry. But he owns the grandeur and attitude as his own. It doesn’t change history for the worse. It just makes it funnier.

It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube plays in Chris Hayes’s head? Possibly. The Chris from this blog. He too thinks it’s his song.

These crackers think they cool. They may be racist. But it’s from a perspective of secret admiration.

They do not like…Lacey though. That hatred is real.

“Chris, I’m going to ask you some questions.” says Maria. “Why did you think the elite were not the Rockefellers?”

“Well, I mean they’re a fraction of the elite but in my mind, the elite are comprised of individuals of great merit not just people who are from generational wealth.” says Chris.

“But how are they the elite? I don’t get it from a sociological perspective.“ says Maria.

“Because America is supposed to be a meritocracy.” says Chris.

“When was it ever a real meritocracy?” asks Maria Seay. “And why would you assume that that was the original intent of the Founding Fathers?”

“Admittedly…it’s a…dream. When was- Why do I think the Founding Fathers were in favor of meritocracy?” asks Chris.

“You don’t have a reason.” says Maria. “You just blindly and ignorantly assumed that.”

“What alternatives do we have to meritocracy to accomplish their objectives?” asks Chris, in irritation.

“You’re asking the wrong question. Because you’re assuming the Founding Fathers were 20th Century thinkers. When did the word meritocracy first become used in the way you use it?” asks Maria.

Later.

“I’m going to say in the 1700’s.” says Chris.

“Yeah. But what did it mean to them?” asks Maria.

“What it means to us?” says Chris, laughing awkwardly.

“Yeah. It’s silly, isn’t it? But that’s your grand intellectual book. …It’s PATHETIC!!” she yells. “These were men who legally tolerated outright racism. Assuming their actual perspective is…difficult. And yet you have to…to understand their actual perspective. I don’t see evidence that you do that in your books.”

“Who cares?” says the evil American Illuminati.

Whatta Man by Salt-N-Peppa plays to mock gay idiots who think Lem could sing this to Jack.

“Yeah. He did. He sings that.” says Chris in his deep subconscious. “He sings that. Good man!” He dances. “Secretly Jack was a good man.”

“Yup! Good man. He was good! Yah. And they were in love!” says David Pitts in his subconscious.

“So in love!” says Chris. He twirls.

Awoo by Sofi Tukker plays.

Lots of Americans jump for joy.

“I know America is cool.” they say, shaking their asses in unison. The song plays.

“We believed in meritocracy with caveats.” says Thomas Jefferson.

“Caveats?” asks Chris Hayes.

“Yes. We believed black men were 3/4 human.” says Thomas Jefferson.

“No you didn’t. That’s a myth.” says Chris, deep in his subconscious.

“No. That’s real.” says Thomas Jefferson.

“Who cares what you thought!? We just improved upon it.” says Chris Hayes, deep in his subconscious.

“You have to care. You don’t really have a choice if you want to understand the country.” says Thomas Jefferson.

“I don’t like your perspective though because I’m not that racist so I don’t like to think about it because it’s too disturbing.” says Chris Hayes. “It’s traumatic.”

“It doesn’t bother me to think about it. It doesn’t bother Lacey. It doesn’t bother Maria. Or Michael Rockefeller. So how are we not the elites? Because from our perspective it’s just sort of common knowledge that the Founding Fathers were very racist. It doesn’t overwhelm us that we just know that it’s a fact.” says Mark Nesheim.

“No, I mean it-it really isn’t overwhelming to me either. I am dead but I am black old money. And it’s just a fact.” says a dead black man.

“Yeah, who who knows right? I guess you guys probably are the real elite. I think Chris was just writing a crappy book.” says a middle class white woman.

“My book is not crappy. My book is not crappy at all, and Lacey is madly in love with me and she won’t let me go. I’m a victim.” says Chris.

“Chris for an hour last night-I spent a half an hour listening to this song chanting it and feeling it in my spirit and I just wanna help release you from your chains that she holds you and binds you in. I have decided to play the song in my car and I just want you to listen to it and go as the spirit moves you my friend.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

Pumped Up Kicks by Foster The People plays.

“That is me singing it to you…and you know just release it from your spirit. Release the chains. I do believe she is right that there’s a power in our music and we must listen to it at this time and learn how to release ourselves.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“So you’re trying to shoot me?” asks Chris.

“No, no that’s not how you’re supposed to interpret it. You’re supposed interpreted as a metaphorical gun and a metaphorical bullet. Duh.” says Bobby.

“Dr. Moritz I think Bobby has been listening to your theology and has gotten confused about metaphors. Why do you think Heaven is a metaphor? Like…where do you think people go when they die?” asks the CIA.

“ I don’t think about it. I assume that it must be some happy place that is like what New Age people describe describe it as being I have New Age friends I might be dating someone who’s new age not Lacey and I tend to think that they are probably more accurate than most Christians, so I have a rather New Age view of the afterlife. I guess it’s some sort of you know place that is in a different realm on a different spiritual plain him and if you use crystals, you can raise your vibrational frequency and maybe I do sometimes or have considered it, so I can’t make sense of heaven, him and my theology and so I have decided that based on my observation, it’s probably as the witches and psychics describe and that that’s possibly embarrassing intellectually but I don’t think about it.” says Dr. Moritz.

“ I think heaven is perfect and it’s with God and I don’t think it’s that we I think we all die and go there as Christians instantly and I think it’s hard to go to hell but that some people do but I mean I don’t believe in purgatory else yet evidence for the Bible and I just don’t think that’s correct I don’t think it’s possible most likely I just think that it’s probably a way of man tried to explain God instead of taking the Bible, as it literally is.” says Jonah Wiley.

“ no there is no heaven heaven is a metaphor. It’s a made up word that was used by Americans and English people to describe a concept that the Jews described that is totally different than what we think.” says Dr. Moritz.

“ then why does Jesus talk about meeting the thief in Paradise?” asks Jonah Wiley.

“ well, that’s where my hermeneutics coming to play. Who knows what the hell that say. It was who knows what the hell that Jesus was saying you know it’s inconsequential it was probably just a metaphor he was just trying to say hey you’re a thief but I forgive you you’re fine and I don’t think he really knew what he was talking about because he was dying on the cross. I mean who even heard them say that I get into lots of arguments with people over who wrote the Bible and most people don’t even think that it was written by humans do you think it was written by the elite in the illuminati to deceive us from the mud flats and I turned a wonder if they’re right sometimes so I think it was just a metaphor I think I think the Bible is a metaphor. The most things are very metaphorical.” says Dr. Moritz.

“ that’s nonsense who wrote the Bible? Is it a topic of great debate, but it was written by humans who felt the need to write it, and you could be conspiratorial about it, but that becomes a intellectually very awkward and cumbersome, and I don’t think it’s likely because it seems to have an enormous amount of spiritual pole on people that is irrefutable, and I think a lot of people who think they’re intellectual over complicate things to avoid truth. I don’t think it’s a metaphor I think that it was probably a reference to heaven him and I think that’s just a fact we don’t have evidence that Jesus existed. That’s good enough for some historians. There is some evidence, though to suggest that he existed it’s not like there’s no evidence at all I mean, that’s just fact there is some evidence, and based on the evidence, and based on the fact that some people seemed at the time to believe that he was real I don’t think it’s safe to assume that he wasn’t. I think it’s far safer to assume that he probably was and that’s where a lot of people need to be more intellectually humble, and except that Jesus was probably a real person, but it’s not verifiable in the way that some people think things should be who are bourgeois and ignorant and Lacey is not one of those people clearly, which is why she’s so intimidating to a lot of you, but I have a feeling that people in her family thinks like her who raised her and I have a feeling Tom Flatlake her to him if you could combine Dr. Moritz and myself into one professor, you probably have a excellent excellent professor not just an average or a good professor but an excellent one but that’s not. What is reality the reality is that Dr. Moritz is a grand intellectual in a sense in a sense he’s a fool and I am likewise I am not a grand intellectual, but I’m not as much of a fool.” says Jonah Wiley.

“ why does Marlene have a picture of the Statue of Liberty crying? Has she had that up for like years at this point?” asks Mark Zuckerberg.

“ because she’s grieving the state of the United States. Our families really did care about the US we were trying to make do of whatever we had given to us which sounds silly considering how well off we are and how wealthy we are in a sense, but you know we really were patriotic people we really were and still are if we can be and we weren’t under any delusions about it or the evil of the country and in a sense I think we just thought it was him. How countries are you know you have to sort of work with what they offer you you can’t expect perfection you can work towards it, but you can’t expect it that being said you don’t let people push you around and you fight for for things to be better and we have over the years. We really have this blog as part of that a lot of the civic organizations we’ve been a part of and the wars that we thought in victoriously have been part of that my cousin Ed did start the University of observation he was very eccentric. He was a hero in World War II, he’s with Joe wanted to be he was an excellent pilot and he got shot down over Germany and survived. He was not a Nazi. He was a very grand very grand man, and when he came back, he had PTSD, but he still was an excellent doctor and excellent dentist, they got to them after a while, and I think he also saw things other people don’t see and his genius and he became very eccentric and some people laughed at him, but he was profound in his insight. And yes, he daringly started the university of observation, and took it quite seriously because he thought that things could just be that obvious if you were honest and intellectually moral enough, just observe them, and I would argue that that was more in line with the founding fathers believed, then Chris Hayes’s nonsense.” says Marlene, Nesheim cousin.

“ well, that’s stupid!” says a perfume collector in Belgium.

“ oh yeah and when you catch the bus to work and your redwing boots from Minnesota, I would love to know what grand thoughts you have?” asks Maria.

“ I am friends with the worst timers. I am friends with the Guerlains. Hi know them personally.” he says sincerely.

“ no you don’t!” say the Wertheimers.

“ no, you really don’t!” says the CIA.

“ how do you know that?” he asks.

“ are you the one who takes pictures of yourself, naked with pearls, and then tweezers your eyebrows too much?” asks Paris Hilton.

“ I look hot! I look fucking hot!” he says, sincerely.

“ no you don’t you look like a weird version of George Costanza. What the hell is your problem with Lacey?“ asks Anthony Bourdain.

“ I just like being mean sometimes and I actually am I am I am I am rather promiscuous and I’m gay and I’m European and I am I am friends with people and powerful positions.” he says.

“ you know she could she could try to become friends with people who work at different companies to but she’s not that pushy of a person and you are. I don’t think you had a good heart intent and sending her the samples that you did and it’s sad because you’ve lost samples at this point to try to embarrass her and those are very rare samples and it didn’t happen but it didn’t embarrass her at all because she’s not stupid and she really is that an you know intellectual and sophisticated in a way that you’re not why did why did you do that to yourself why did you guys just violently assume the stupidest thing possible in the Perfume community, I am starting to think that you people are being brainwashed by MSNBC and people who are in that social circle and that you’re really not as dumb as you seem by nature so to speak and it’s incredibly disheartening because she really is from a very wealthy, powerful family and we know that Bobby can’t fathom it because it scares him and he’s not really ready to be president him but that’s where it’s like you guys need to have sort of an intellectual wake up call and realize if you’re reading this blog people are going to try to use you and your anger and jealousy and hatred of her to to wreak havoc and these people are not intellectually capable of understanding your perspective we’re trying to, but they can’t they they just want to use you so I don’t know if you have a personality disorder I think you might be a narcissist and then that’s where it’s fine that you’re online but you need to be a little more responsible with your disorder if you have one and realize that you could be very dangerous if you became friends with the wrong person, and hated them for the wrong reasons. And that’s not because you know you’re so super important you’re not but it’s because everyone has a moment where they could be very important and you know that’s where you need. If you’re friends with people the perfume community then you’re reading this blog, we need you to try to stop hating her because it’s not really a student and it’s causing problems for the whole world.” says a Wertheimer.

“ do you think you’re Lem but you’re gay?” asks Guerlain.

“ yes, I might have even read the book alone and all honesty. Yeah I am I’m actually gay well mostly gay and it’s actually been very eye-opening to realize that he probably wasn’t it. I tend to think he wasn’t at all and being a little shallow I have made excuses for the narrative and the plot holes over the years, when I look at him when he’s young even in his 20s, I can see where he really wasn’t gay and you know it probably is evident his whole life. Um yeah it’s probably evident his whole life so I guess I am the real Lutin Billings, and make a movie about me, I have lots of boyfriends I always have and I’m very persnickety and I think I could’ve dated someone like Jack but at the same time I am not I don’t. I think I voice that I’m not dumb enough to take someone like that that seriously but maybe I’m more normal in that way and most people like me just wouldn’t take him seriously I wonder if anyone would who is actually like the lamb Billings that we’ve been told exists I don’t think they would. I don’t think I don’t think anyone who is that sexually voracious and yet sensitive and artistic probably would’ve taken Jack that seriously so know if there’s so many paws flies in that pothole and arm it’s disturbing.” says a gay European perfume community member. “ yeah I just I don’t get how when I actually think about it. How long was taking Jack’s so damn seriously he was just a lady Jack was just a good lake and he was fun to be friends with, but that’s not someone that you you know I am kill yourself over, this death might disturb you and might get to you and you might use drugs. Maybe that’s a stretch but you don’t base your whole damn life on someone like that I think that’s just common sense you know and actually it’s a bit of a feminist, it pisses me off because Jack was a slut, Jack was a horribly narcissistic slut even if he was you know good and bad and a lot of money I don’t think Jack’s that hot but I think he was a little hot him but I think that’s the ideas that Jack was somehow gotten better or something but yeah, I mean let’s just giving head and then Jack’s this bitch who marries a woman rubs it in Lem’s’s face and then expect Slim to take care of him. No Jackson asshole and then we’re supposed to believe that that didn’t bother lame as sensitive and intelligent as he was. No it’s stupid as hell Lacey it’s absolutely stupid as hell, so stupid because you would never get that upset if someone like that died to be blunt and you would never base your entire life on someone like that I don’t. I don’t think Linn was gay though I really don’t and I actually think he was straight I’ve analyzed it. It’s an interesting blog and that way it’s a real discussion about Lem’s Billings and I think that’s where you people need to stop attacking her because this isn’t a homophobic block. I think she has to cautiously say I don’t know if it’s allowed in heaven, because in all honesty, I feel like this is a more intellectual discussion about homosexuality than the advocate advocate is nonsense and someways compared to the raw honesty of her blog so then she hast to say no homosexuality might not be in heaven because you are you don’t understand how real this conversation is and it’s true I I I don’t think I like I don’t think I like it because it really is disparaging gay men I know and it’s sad that we’ve been sweet and innocent enough to believe it at times we were taken for a ride even lied to about them and you know she’s right those stories mean something to people that’s our mythology. That’s our folklore and if it’s just total bullshit which seems very likely that’s cool that was a very cool prank to play on the homosexual community. Acting like you know you had this hot big man who was gay who you loved turns out he was straight and you just used him and you guys are the ones who are gay and you’re short and you’re annoying. I know Jack was scrawny and stupid as hell and someways he got himself shot. I wish you people had just left homosexuality alone in the Kennedy family and not decided that lamb was a really good way to try to advocate for yourselves in our community and the people who advise that like Francis Macado and who knows who else could’ve done that will have to be responsible because I have a feeling they did it for Katty petty shitty reasons and they never thought they’d get caught. You know I didn’t wonder sometimes if they actually bullied read Fais I do I don’t I don’t think I’m dead. I think One was bat shit crazy and his own sad, straight way, and him sort of not in his own environment so to speak, but no, Francis was possibly a bit of a Twatt. I think he was probably mostly bisexual and I think there was some sort of rivalry between him and red pay and I think that Frances was trying to use lamb to hurt red because he was jealous of red and I think Garverdale was obtuse at times and I don’t think he realized that red really was a victim I think he may be thought that in his mind and that made him hate left but I don’t think that was appropriate. I think he should’ve realized that Jack was a narcissist and that red actually was a victim. I feel bad for red I’ve slept with men like red they’re good boyfriends they’re very good boyfriends and I have a feeling he did love his wife to their good men and I I don’t know why whether yet whether it’s allowed in heaven or not, I do find that attractive and for now at least and no, I’ve suck with men like red and they’re there. They’re very good boyfriends. They’re excellent boyfriends they’re supportive. They’re usually fairly wealthy and accomplished and I I don’t understand why because I agree with her I don’t understand why this is why I actually do agree with her, I don’t understand why are you people have never talked about rat Faye Corrigan reporting cleat the French know about these people and other countries do as well and in our online world we posted pictures of them and label them appropriately. Unlike in America. I am, and I don’t think I am that that that Americans can handle the fact that they’re sort of a Third World country in that way. I don’t think they can handle that their free speech has been infringed upon because it’s too scary to think that the Internet has been polluted in America, so they can’t research things the way that I could in Belgium and you know this blog is interesting because there’s nothing in accurate about what she saying. I am so no I think he had relationships with rip red Garverdale and Tennessee Williams and I think he was trying to have one with Lem. I think he was trying to have one with him and I actually do believe him was probably straight but I don’t quite know how to fathom is why they fixated on them so much there’s something to that that was scares me Lacey is that it’s really just Bobby before he ascended to power and his family. I think there was more honest discussion about Lem’s, and that was before Sally Bedell Smith. I suspect that Bobby was very narcissistically in love with them. I don’t think I was ever in love with Bobby. I don’t think he even thought it made sense, and he just sort of humor the in the sense that he thought well that’s just nonsense but I’ll try to be nice um but I think Bobby thought he was older than he was and I think One thought he was gay and I think that’s sick and I think mom thinks it’s sick too and so does Lacey but it’s just what happened and I think they do apologize for Lem’s being almost mentally ill but they haven’t been given a chance because instead we’re hyper focused on him being something that I don’t think he was on I think that that’s the problem is that they don’t understand that concept if they don’t they can’t even grasp it and then Robbie you know really thinks that somehow Linn was in love with him and Lacey I don’t think Bobby is mentally well I think he’s insane. I think he’s genuinely psychotic and I think he’s been psychotic since he was a child and I don’t think he can think things through the way that a normal healthy adult Ken and I think that when they told him love was in love with him. He took it very seriously and I don’t think he’s ever been able to get rid of it I think he developed delusions about that that are tragic because I think he’s homosexual post. Lee kind of like his uncle Jack and I I think his brain is totally distance from reality so when he dies, I would be shocked if he went to hell because I don’t think he’s mentally well enough to be held accountable to that degree I would be surprised if he went to hell I would but he’s probably in purgatory when he dies and suffering the consequences but I I would be surprised if he’s seen enough to really be going to hell for sure at least so rest, assured, I don’t think Bobby will go to hell because I think you are loved and care about him as a person but and I think love might’ve been trying to kill him in the arrow of almost humanitarian way at times I put the nuts do you know that sad and I think what scares me is that people take them really seriously I can tell you don’t and I don’t think I loved it entirely either but I think a lot of people do and they can’t see that perspective that we have as outsiders and that’s an interesting perspective you’re barely American at and no I am just trying to be nice.”

Later.

“ did you get the illuminati, psychotically fixated? I love Billings, the evil, who Menotti, to make fun of our stupidity and evil?” Chris asks Lacey.

“ i’ve told you that I did that on multiple occasions, I’ve explained that not literally the closest to it.” says Lacey.

“ hey Chris, do you want to see where the caves are I’m gonna show you.” says a ghost from Beulah, Iowa.

“ there are other caves, obviously as delineated by this map the thing is there are there are there are caves that are not recorded I’m telling you, bro circled there are calves that people don’t know about.” says the ghost.

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