Caves Of Iowa

“You’re really curious.” says the ghost from Beulah.

“Yeah. Okay.” says Chris.

“And you want to know more about this area.” says the ghost.

“Why?” asks another ghost from Beulah.

“Because they’re unmarked caves.” says Chris.

“Yeah. You want more information?” says the female ghost.

“Yes!” says Chris.

“That’s a shallow, creepy cave. Lots of bats.” says the female ghost.

“Why is it hidden?” asks a woman from Iowa.

“It’s on someone’s land. And I wonder if they even know about it anymore.” says the ghost.

“Is it covered?” asks a woman from Iowa.

“Not…completely. But…it looks innocuous. Umm…like a hole. But not…a cave. Like somewhere a…furry animal might live.” she says.

“So it’s not a huge cave?” asks a man.

“Well…it’s filled with mud. But it’s actually pretty deep. And…there are lots like that. I just found one. And…I suspect they might be interconnected.” she says.

“Why are people going missing near those caves so much?” asks Tik Tok.

“Is this funny to you?” George Bush asks Tsar Putin.

“ obviously it’s it’s human trafficking sometimes other times it’s things that live in the caves or people there might be time warps and Iowa at like actual worm holes in time or there might not be but what if there is where does it go? Lots of different places.” says the ghost.

“ so you walk in and you are exploring the cave but then you walk back in time?” says a woman.

“ yes that’s what I am questioning him because you walk in and when you walk out it doesn’t look the same. It looks like a prehistoric jungle or it looks like somewhere totally different look if they’re aliens and there might not be but if there are they use these caves and stuff like that to disappear and maybe not often but I think they have in history on occasion and then the sightings of the creatures that look weird that live in the caves. Now I mean I told Lacey about that some of those things might actually be real and it’s sad because what are they are they half human are they are they like a half alien half human and they’re like leftover aliens who made it with humans or what are they? Some of them might not be entirely human and it’s tragic, and God sees them and still loves them so lovable, but they might have eyes sort of like like that’s because they live in the caves, so essentially they’re like that human sort of, but they might actually be somewhat alien and origin, and that that could be who lives in those caves like there could be an entire population of underground creatures living in them who rarely ever come out and there’s probably things that they eat in there so it’s like there’s like different things that they eat like fish him and if that’s where you have to be careful because the people think that’s just nonsense but I’m not sure that it is so somethings are crazy. There wasn’t a mud flood, but there might be creatures living in the woods and in caves that was sort of shock you it’ll honestly some of them might’ve died off.” says the female ghost.

“ so the caves in Iowa are really actually very treacherous. Are they more treacherous than other states or not?” asks a woman.

“ there are there other caves around the world that are just dangerous somewhere more. Do you want me to tell you where they all are? I might have a fascination with it, considering that I died in a cave.” she says.

“ there are caves in South Carolina and we’re in the Carolinas that are very dangerous very dangerous. The Andy Griffith show might’ve sort of made up an episode about it but that’s real potentially there really are caves in that area that are very scary. I mean they’re worse than Iowa. There’s caves in the south east or southwest rather that are very scary and like Arizona close to Mexico there’s caves in that area that are very super natural more than I mean even if there’s a wormhole in Iowa the caves down there are creepy very creepy supernaturally.

There are caves up on near Alaska that are very creepy. I don’t know what’s in them. They’re very cold and very creepy.

There’s caves in Asia that are some of the most horrifying caves in the world in China and I was in mainland China. You probably could find some of the most horrifying caves and all of humanity. China’s actually very scary country in that way. I don’t think Americans understand how dangerous terrain itself actually is it’s very beautiful but it’s it’s dangerous at times.

Where are the other caves you know a lot of the ones are most interesting are in South America. I am and I have a theory that the caves in Iowa connects to the ones in South America but I can’t quite prove it but that’s the theory that I have that I’ve investigated as a ghost It’s possible that God’s allowed me to experience it like I’m still alive just because he loves me and so he lets me explore and go spelunking to sort of explore so why I haven’t been able to prove it but that’s the theory that I have that the caves in Iowa somehow are connected to some in South America and it’s probably through a very shallow, narrow tunnel that might be you know underneath the bottom of the ocean in certain cases I am, but I would like to investigate it because it’s fascinating. The video systems are actually really very and someways unchartered territory. Any people know about it, but there’s a lot of the Earth that we don’t know anything about.” says the female ghost.

“ so you’re sort of like a cave expert in Purgatory?” asks Chris Hayes.

“ yes and it’s possible that when Lacey dies if you kill her inappropriately, knowing that I can re-create purgatory for me and other people, I’m in a way that will enable us to still experience earth. I mean it’s in the Bible that he re-creates earth eventually but but it’s possible that in purgatory, he actually allows you to experience the earth is kind of part of heaven I mean it’s not nice and you know that it’s not like the actual earth itself but that’s when people have grace for it I have grace for it and it’s actually really fun, because it’s safe and it’s not like virtual reality it’s he’s got but because I know so much about caves when Lacey dies. If you kill her inappropriately, I may be part of her research team of people who she may enable her baby enabling to her eyes to blow up the world, she’s looking into it if you kill her, I can tell in the back of her head she’s imagining earthquakes like you’ve never seen that essentially kill most human beings possibly combine with asteroids and some sort of smog that just makes people go on conscious but that’s only after people have received Christ and mass numbers him and she’ll probably chip away at humanity a bit by pit and yes, the Nazis that are in purgatory might help her Cesar himself might help her if he’s in purgatory I am she has quite an army arranged for her death sincerely and it’s terrifying. Possibly to Satan himself idea is that so then there’s him I will see you know I would guarantee that this is what would happen if she died, so don’t let that make you lose faith, if she dies a day it doesn’t work out that being said this could be a warning because what if she does die and then you kill her inappropriately to do it and arm she actually manages to make it work her way of doing it is to arm sort of chip away at humanity, so first should start killing him children who are being held hostage she may use Bobby and polio to do that if necessary or other childhood diseases and then once those kids are mostly all dad, she’ll probably start going after Christians and it sounds terrible but yeah the idea is that they would be getting shot and going to heaven and by the thousands yeah you didn’t see that one coming Jonah did you arm so dying in the end times why not be the worst of your concerns if this is the end times your main concern which should really be for your children for yourself for your community and in a Christian way it is you know dying especially if you can die with your family is probably not worst case scenario if you’re a Christian because then you just go be with God and you don’t have to worry about all of the chaos anymore I am, but that’s only if she’s dead, you know and as I say this, they’re still trying to suffocate are very stupid Lee because that doesn’t make sense you don’t want to kill her you know in an appropriate way because they’ll just make it worse for you when you die.” says a woman.

“ I want to hear more about the caves I’m fascinated.” says a perfume collector in Europe.

“ oh and I want to say that I am I am confused is the shining about the dad walking like an in the in the crowd to how how how dead Islam I mean he’s dead his body is been decaying for over 30 years arm but how dead is he actually?” says Jonah.

“ yeah that’s a very good question isn’t it because of the dispensation of the right it could be was talked about in the scripture of the dead walk him him it might be that way it might be that if it if this is the end times and God is really allowing this yeah it’s possible that that is the fulfillment of scripture and he’s not really entirely that well I mean he might be that’s why it’s the dead walking but what does that mean you know and all honesty if there is no illuminati, they kind of make this happen because they really do try to conjure the dead regularly if they exist and it’s possible that they brought it too far to the point where the dead or actually being resurrected by God because he’s God and he’s not gonna be bossed around by the illuminati.” says the ghost. “ or maybe it’s not the end times and it’s just like a portrait of Jenny or the ghost and Mrs. Muir.”

“ there’s caves in Minnesota do you think they’re connected to caves in Iowa?” asks Jonah.

“ I know it’s not shocking, but I don’t think they are the caves in Minnesota are this is going to scare you, but they’re actually they’re very haunted by nobody in some cases Lacey is actually better than one or two of them and no there’s some that are just very innocent him and then I’m part of those Minnesota in the winter it’s like it’s hard for evil people to live in there and so they don’t try you know and it’s sort of like it was sort of barren tundra at times in the prairie states even though there’s lakes, and you know woods Minnesota is a different state and it was a passport so people were scared of the woods because there were a lot of bears in Minnesota and they were afraid of being killed by bears or wolves. Anyway, snakes I mean there’s rattlesnakes it’s probably not an area to just hang out in a cave get frozen to death eaten by a bear you know the caves in Saint Paul that is that area I think someone into it with us or something a while ago there’s a lot if there was a lot of gang activity in the 1920s and 30s and bootlegging and her father was a part of that Lacey‘s father so a lot of the caves in that area he knows very well, but it was even before his time that they use the caves for like sneaking stuff in like prostitutes, dry goods, ammunition, possibly at times I mean, but it was very fun because it’s right next to the river so they could easily just sneak it into a cave so there’s a lot of caves that are very haunted in Minnesota in Saint Paul but I mean to Lacey they don’t feel as haunted and I have a feeling weirdly if she was to go with them. They just feel like her basement and Louis has so much similar experience I mean, if there’s no illuminati, there really might be ways that they travel that they met in the caves, 0000 I know I am different cave system there actually might’ve been speakeasies and some of the Cavs that were actually very glamorous unfrequented by posh people, including Louis Hill, Junior and Harold loop. Um when Lacey was first, recovering from falling down the stairs, and we took her to one of them and no people would do drugs and some of them but drugs maybe weren’t that big of a thing in the 1920s but there could’ve been some people doing drugs and some people drinking and some people just eating there was a lot of I mean it was very the drugs are sad, but there was a lot of posh activity outside of the drugs, and there was a lot of posh activity in those caves in, and really there for probably very good chefs, making excellent food and white linen tablecloth is the silver people are dressed up and drinking there’s music I mean it’s kind of glamorous, and that was in the caves and St Paul Wabasha Street caves might’ve been where it some of this was and yes her father would’ve been there of providing the curtain looking important but those kids might’ve had my it’s weird but no they might’ve really been used by people, and they were made quite cozy you know candlelight it was it carpet but it was a dirt floor probably but candlelight still linen tablecloth, silverware music, waiters people dressed up and sequined gowns from the 1920s and they were probably a lot of of people who are very wealthy from Minnesota and even surrounding states Sewickley, and even some celebrities that would go inside and see the caves because it was quite an experience.” says the female ghost.

“ have you written books in the afterlife?” asks Joan Walsh.

“ oh, yeah, possibly I might really be kind of an expert.” she says.

“ I get the sense that the elite actually find this really endearing because it’s their conception of heaven and they they find it really endearing to think that it’s real and I love that those of us that don’t have that perception are a little less impressed.” says a woman in the Illuminati.

“ do you know I am curious Athalia,who killed you?” asks a reader.

“ oh, well, I’m gonna tell you whether it’s true or not it was my husband.” says Athalia.

“ Hey yeah I saw that one coming.” says a reader.

“ I am so there was there a killer is a linen tablecloth and candle, light and China and silver and what do they serve?” asks a perfume collector.

“ um, steak was very popular steak, potatoes, ribs sometimes shrimp caviar, champagne, beer, liquor, salad, like a green salad of some sort radishes you know cucumbers tomatoes looks like a creamy sort of Caesar type dressing, potatoes squash him lame duck I think they might’ve been turtle soup, corn chowder, cornbread him some of the cooks are probably black in the room. Tell them to the cooking kick I mean it was good. It was really good food and no it was warm food you know that serve it to the worm in the caves were cold they would they were people, but you know what I would’ve. Yeah, there were a lot of people there another might be things that I don’t remember or know or temperature Plessis, but they they manage to make it warm enough time and regulate the oxygen supply. They weren’t stupid and and then they were like fans sometimes because they know good good dance, music and people with dance and there was some wild activity. You know that would happen in various like places you could leave in the cave there a little areas that might have been closed and since then we’re people would go off together or something I would do drugs but I am or you know just go talk and smoke it was wild I mean it was really wild but then there were some parts that were just very mean people were well mannered for the most part it was the 20s so people were very wild, but in this very sort of cultured, quiet way, and at times I wouldn’t be surprised if Cole porter himself even was there at least once.” Says a posh woman from the 1920s.

“ Scott I I we didn’t necessarily ever visit him as much as you imagine me being wild I was so much shy at times and so is Zelda so it’s possible that we never actually went to the Wabasha cave even if we knew about it, it might not have been all right. Our idea of a good time.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald.

“ so she’s not conducting a séance. You guys are literally just in her room?” asks Jonah.

“ yes, I mean OK her father has a bit of a history with the bus system here in there and Minnesota and she was getting off of a city bus and St Paul next to my statue and I am I mean she saw me as a real person at Endo she is with One, but if it doesn’t work out, she’s obviously going to be with Michael or Harold and or Louis and really I think that’s what they meant maybe need to be a little less sure of themselves because yeah, she is in love with them but that’s the only reason why she’s with him because she could easily runoff with me and Zelda and Harold to the 1920s on a double date when she’s dead with Ernest Hemingway himself and it would just be like old friends we we all get along we’re somewhat close to each other at this point, and that would be very easy transition to do for her. Harold could ha snatcher out of her body in a second and it would be scary because it’s Harold and she knows him as a person, but that just did explain to you that she’s not avoiding some thing by being with them and it’s really that she loves him and she’s not Jack do you route do you really think I don’t mean to be mean but do you really think Jack and Harold makes sense together they don’t yeah or Jack and Louis Vuitton makes sense either not really or even me and Jack that’s a little weird to and so then we’re just gonna hip hop skip away with Jack Kennedy as a woman for the rest of eternity and she’s going to wear a 1920s dresses and go dancing him that does not sound like Jack Kennedy.” says Scott Fitzgerald.

“ how how how how that’s really who she is she’s really that wild?” says Dr. Moritz. “ so she’s wild enough to party with you and Zelda as Harold’s wife essentially but but at the same time you guys are not people who would sleep in an airport in Hawaii.”

“ we’re brave enough to but no that’s not what we prefer. Zelda is the same weight know it you know that’s just not that’s not our style that’s what we like. Give us the finest hotels of the world and we we Lacey stayed in them. We stayed in them that’s really more our speed so to speak when Zelda and I were in Italy the sheets were too wet and it bothered us and that would bother Lacey in a Normas amount as well so if that tells you anything, we’re not wimps but things like that really do bother us, so no sleeping on some floor in an airport that is not something she was ever going to do.”

“ oh you know why is it that you like that so much to Dr. Moritz cause I get the sun so that’s just great fun to you and I don’t think it’s just to save money. I think you think it’s great fun and you know you also sleep sometimes in your suburban and a mattress and a mattress when it’s not too cold and I doubt that’s just to save money either you say that it is but I don’t think that’s your only reason and you told Lacey that you traveled all over Europe or England with your your you know, your legal wife ex-wife in a way when you were young in an RV or something why is that so much fun to you is off that’s awful that’s awful sleeping.” says Harold.

“ so she’s really with Lem’s. Wow OK yeah I don’t think people are processing that Harold you really were a very handsome man and very handsome very handsome and so is Louis so is Michael I mean really that’s why this blog is hilarious in a way that I don’t think most people see and I’m actually quite good looking myself and I don’t think people have processed a lot of these things if this is a real conversation with the supernatural or even if there’s an illuminati, I don’t think people are processing it Harold him what really makes you wonder if there’s a Purgatory but no a oh wow I’m overwhelmed. Why do I like that though, it’s the adventure of it it’s such an adventure you know if you can get used to sleeping in weird ways or you know sort of controlling your body him and I think some people might actually be more into it than you think I wonder if Louis was find it adventure seven as well text I wonder if Edna Schiebel or a lot of the Nesheims but no sleep I just don’t like it but it’s you. You know you kind of contrite your body in a certain way rest your hands behind your head or you know what kind of laying in different ways and then you sort of relax and adjust your body, and maybe some people or a better better at it than others I have half bodies that are more given to such a thing and I’m one of them so I can kind of course my body into sleep laying on a backpack you know laying just so.” says Dr. Moritz.

“ here’s the fly with what you’re saying Lacey has an incredibly sexy body and the women that you’re used to when they sleep their bodies don’t look sexual when she sleeps it looks very sexual and actually she can’t fall asleep in public. Her body doesn’t let her her mother might’ve actually been the same way, they do get tired but they don’t fall asleep easily in public even if they’re exhausted because they have hips him and they are very sexual and so when they’re laying there if you were asleep next to her it wouldn’t matter you’re asleep and people could’ve easily kidnapped her and sold her into some sort of sex trafficking ring or they could have easily taken her and attacked her or done something inappropriate to her it wouldn’t you know you would’ve been asleep you could’ve done it yourself so doesn’t make any sense for her to do it. Some people can’t fall asleep in public like that Dr. Moritz for safety reasons and I am actually one of them to 70 I could OK when I got drunk and passed out and actually weirdly she’s the same way, because I didn’t happen on occasion, people would leave me alone when I was drunk and passed out. I don’t know why, but they turned it to at like parties and people would still possibly attack her and she would never do that, but I was better off, getting drunk and passing out, sleeping in public the way that you do know even sleeping in nature scared me, because I was extraordinarily rich and people kind of knew that and they would you know Rob me from me they would bug me essentially, while I was unconscious, and I was very good-looking and very well bred. If I was more of a German or Norwegian I might’ve been able to get away with it, but aside from God cloaking just to make us look like you know tough Norwegians I don’t know. I don’t think Lacey and I could do it, but I don’t even I don’t think that a beautiful woman like her even if she was Norwegian could probably do it either. I think that was when Lacey lost interest in you in that conversation, actually I think it was before that, but that didn’t help anything in your last conversation with her because it was not safe and the fact that you didn’t know that made her think that she couldn’t trust you.” says Harold

“ oh, is that what happened to Michael?” says Dr. Moritz.

“ yes to some degree in whether he drowned or was attacked because of him, they weren’t really protective enough of him him and then take a nice time at times different people and that’s not something that’s been written, but there were some people even in the tribe who antagonize him, and kind of threw him off the catamaran that he bought may not have been. The safest vessel is there it’s just it’s complicated but no they they were kind to him an away but they were a little suspicious of him and it wasn’t that he wasn’t tough or masculine or straighten off it said he was 23 and he was kind and loving and brilliant and how to prove his masculinity in a way but he wouldn’t. He went a little too far and that they really were not trustworthy people like that ask mats whether they killed him or not and so it’s possible that when people have been investigating them, they may have been getting confessions partially from people who felt guilty. I mean these are people who are trying to appease the ghosts right that’s part of their culture so it’s possible that times they’ve confessed to killing him whether they did or not because they feel guilty and so they’ve sort of made up stories that people want to hear that sort of home suggests they’re evil to sort of explain what happened and no that is not what’s happening with Lacey in love I can already send someone’s thinking that, but no the sad truth is if he did drown no the Asmats have tried to be accommodating at times and have made up stuff just because they feel bad possibly for real reasons, and instead of explaining that they’ve chosen to sort of make up stuff that still renders of guilty verdict but may not be exactly what happened and if he did around the I think they assume that his family knows and maybe they don’t want to talk about it because it’s too depressing or they did kill him so they either did kill him, and they really are guilty or they feel guilty. What would they say if they felt guilty, we sold him a catamaran that was shotty and top-heavy or something like that. It was a catamaran that we gave him because we were resentful because we had the sense that he was not mocking them, but sort of looking down on them slightly and him, it’s it might’ve felt like he was being condescending so it’s like well you dumb schmuck you gonna sell you a crappy catamaran and show you but I don’t think they thought that he was gonna die. Necessarily I think they anticipated that he would be fine. Um, they may also not want people to know that, so maybe someone wants you to know that though if that’s part of what happened and no if he did drowned it, just got to be to believe it or not. I got to be too far for him to swim. He just got exhausted so they either killed him or he really just got plain tired out and I can see why he thought he could make it. That wasn’t necessarily stupid and actually that does point of them killing him but if he did drown him if yeah he just got tired even though it didn’t seem like a long distance with the way, the water flowed will say a and just his state of being it’s just that he could he just got exhausted and passed out if that’s what happened and if he was killed I don’t think anyone’s ever found his head. It’s still there it’s still there and something tells me that it if it’s kept it’s probably not labeled as his head. It’s probably just sitting there with a lot of other heads, or they discarded it somehow maybe even in the ocean but no it why would they have killed him? Yeah if they did him because the demon told them to possibly or yeah, it was probably a demon that told them to kill him and it made sense given the political climate at the time, so if he was killed, they were so much Dave And possessed, and it made sense politically.

And speaking of demon possession if I’m not a demon you’re gonna have to get over that a lot of you are demon possessed in the illuminati and you might know that I don’t know if you fully understand what that means you’re thinking is not as clear as you think it is and I think Lacey needs to understand that You guys except it the demons into your selves thinking that they were protective entities somehow probably but their demons are not really protecting you we know and even if that seems like they are for now that’s temporary and they’re probably not really protecting you long-term even right now, it scares me to tell Lacey this, but I think the Kennedys who might Novean hell where do human possessed, even in purgatory I don’t think they were entirely thinking clearly because they were very stupid little things that they would say to her and other people on this blog and no I hope they’re not about it hell for eternity, but you’ve got to understand when people are evil, it does matter And they’re not as much as we love them in our culture they were not necessarily the most godly people so if they don’t go to if they didn’t go to hell because they believed in Jesus, that doesn’t mean if there’s purgatory that they just refine honky Dory, and if they kept excepting you, no evil if it’s sad no Kathleen is a disturbing situation because Lacey had some conversations with her where she seem like a total idiot gross and stupid as heck.

Really I think she’s the most disturbing person that Lacey talk to you and Joe and Jack are disturbing to, but they seem more aware of how off they can be at times Kathleen seemed to sheets to the wind and I don’t think Lacey anticipated her being quite that evil Because it was like she’d be so cutie with her evil and it was gross and weird as hell but she didn’t seem to realize that and that was a very real experience for Lacey talking to ghosts that was extraordinarily disturbing by some people standards I think that’s where a lot of women who are alive today need to wake up because cat kick was very popular while she was alive She was very popular very popular. She knew all the things to say to get on peoples good sides get on their bad sides to piss them off to hurt them. She was very cunning and very popular and so it seems like she was so on top of things, but that’s not how she seems right now right now she seems nuts and evil and stupid and weird, which is what her actual evil was when she was alive to, but it just didn’t look like that but then when she died, it became more obvious how deranged deranged deranged she actually was.

Oh, and we’re hopeful that she can you know work with God in purgatory enough to not be in health forever but it’s sad. I mean she was talking about poop with Jonah Wiley, and if her spirit it was sick and stupid but somehow she’s gotten into her head that was a cute cool thing to say And I don’t know who she was trying to impress you. This is another disturbing case, but that Kathleen seem far worse and no I have no idea who that was supposed to impress but I think there was someone who is dead who is probably very pretty who has taken to talking about poop Probably because she’s vain and she doesn’t like the fact that millennial women seem so much more crass than they did and so some of these greatest generation you know starlets hi I have kind of sold out and gotten sort of weird because they know better, but that they’re trying to be edgy and cool like a millennial But they know better and so then they just say weird stuff about poop or who knows what and it’s just gross. It’s not funny or cute but they don’t realize that and so some of those some of them down some of them do I think Kathleen didn’t so she’s probably trying to fit in with Betty Grable or some thing by talking about poop in the bathtub with Jonah And it’s just embarrassing because it’s pathetic and it’s gross and in heaven we really are all very beautiful or we understand our beauty better and so it’s people aren’t really impressed with Betty anymore but some people don’t want to let go of that Lacey is not going to have a problem with that. I think she’s baffled as to why we care no I mean you know you have to be with people who you find attractive and some people are better looking, but I think she thinks it’s weird to be so obsessed with it and that might actually be true but poor Kathleen was possibly still trying to make a QR key, a thing and Could just except that some people were better when they were life and others in different ways and I think she wanted the fact that she was popular and evil to really mean something and the sad truth is I think it could in whatever way it was innocent but that’s not the path that she took so anyway oh that does bring up an interesting topic that I’m gonna discuss very briefly. We’ve covered a lot of ground recently possibly from the Kennedys if this is a real conversation in the supernatural whether there’s purgatory or not or whether there’s illuminati or not the Kennedys we’re very mean to Lacey in a sense they excepted her because I think they knew that Tom is her father meant some thing, but by the same token, I think the men found her very attractive, but by the same token, they tried to snap her at the same time, especially the women especially the women kick was kicked us possibly rather Harles Road Lacey at times the women were horribly jealous of her, but that wasn’t all they were jealous, but they also just really couldn’t stand her And Lem’s knew that and it beyond repulsed him because they were so foe nice to him. They were so fake nice to him and he was knew it was fake but I don’t think he knew how fake it actually was until he saw how they treated Lacey and you know it’s sad because I think she understood them better than he did, and may have even cared about them more than he did in a real way, they didn’t respect that enough and that’s part of the problem in this whole situation. When the illuminati was first contacting Lacey, they should have sensed in their spirit that Joe Junior was sort of maybe ambivalent, but that he had some kind of connection to her that they couldn’t quite explain, or understand at the time, but he didn’t do that seemingly at all. He enjoyed feeling superior to her and her family both of them and he didn’t want to let that go he he didn’t want to admit that Tom was old money and even though they were only worth 50 million compared to the Kennedys in 1 billion or whatever they had 1 billion by the way, not five but one he didn’t want to admit that the no 50 million that her father owned meant anything and you guys are like that it’s so trashy and stupid, but you know bigger is better so even though class matters just as much if not more but no, you know Tom banks 50 million didn’t mean that much to Joe because Joe thought my family has 1 billion not 50 million.

Oh, and that was Tom I mean really their house next to Lake it’s next to Lake Calhoun near the middle cottage club is very beautiful. It really is. It’s a very beautiful house. It’s very British in a way and I think it’s nice. You know I came from a very wealthy family, but in all honesty I like her I like their house I think it’s nice, I might’ve even been in it but not necessarily but I am do you know it’s not like you know a palatial estate but I’m actually did have a lot of money but no, it was very nice and Tom was very well bred and away from him. oh, I don’t know what to say right now because it’s so sad but so Joe wanted to snap Lacey he couldn’t completely snap her because he knew better but he still wanted to do a little strawberry and the Nesheims. He knew that they had the oil but he he still wanted to kind of play off the whole farm farm thing and feel superior to them because they weren’t famous and they just on the farm right of so, he got intimidated by her family in Seattle a little bit because I think he started to realize that they really were a different class than them and that it meant something and I was actually possibly very hurtful to him in a way because he hadn’t possibly processed that, and that might be part of the reason why he started telling her that she was Pat Wilson reincarnated he said your Pat Wilson reincarnated you were a blonde starlet, but my father got to you first.

Which could just mean that there’s not reincarnation, and he was just making fun of her for thinking it was possible but you know, regardless that was mean because she didn’t know it was going on, and it sounded like the Holy Spirit telling her that because he was violating God, potentially in a way to tell her that I know she was never a blonde starlet his father didn’t get to her first. That’s so disturbing that is about Pat looks like, that is it with Lacey look like she lives that I don’t know who this woman was but anyway of the illuminati did not sense that she was with him, possibly partially because of his own fault he did not do a good job, communicating that the witches, and that’s part of where things went wrong in this whole situation What I don’t understand is why you people weren’t more impressed by F Scott Fitzgerald” says Harold Loeb.

“ because he was an alcoholic, and his family was poor.” says MSNBC.

“ oh, right because his house is only worth $800,000 on Summit avenue?” says Harold Loeb.

“ well yeah that and also him you know he told us that he was a poor boy and you don’t say stuff like that less if you mean it.” says MSNBC.

“ you know that actually does hint at what happened to me it was even happening right now it’s funny because Lacey tells people that she’s upper upper class and old money and they don’t take it seriously so it seems like you people don’t take that seriously when people tell you things or do you when she told you she was a ditz last night I wonder if you guys took that passionately to heart in the same way that you thought that when Scott said he was poor, he really was poor, and by the same token with Lem’s said he was gay in any fashion even with his mannerisms you really thought that meant he was 100% gay.” says Lem.

“ here’s a thing with Scott. His grandfather was wealthy he owned a dry goods store actually might’ve been a warehouse in Saint Paul. They were wealthy. His mother was raised in wealth, which is where the beautiful and the damned came from because he thought that he was going to inherit a lot more from his mother than he did, he was shocked by how small of inheritance he received, but there was a reason for that his grandfather was rich. He really grew up in a family that it had a lot of money and his grandparents bailed his family out countless times while he was growing-up. So in a sense they were poor because his father tried to sell wicker furniture and may have been depressed a lot, but they they lived off of their grandfathers wealth but it’s not like they were really actually poor. I mean their house was very nice 800,000 is not cheap people need to grow up intellectually 800,000 is decent for a Road house in Minnesota. It’s probably pretty decent and it is it’s actually might be closer to 1 million now but it’s it’s very nice it’s it’s sizable and somewhat opulent. Actually he wasn’t poor not really I mean compared to the Rockefellers you could say that they were destitute, but come on that’s not how social class works that’s not how poverty works. He was well-off they were well-off and they were part of the upper class to some degree am his parents sent him to private schools, including Princeton and I don’t think they were loans back then.

And then you know for some reason she thought that Chris could be F Scott Fitzgerald reincarnated, but there was just a crazy thought that she had and I don’t think she took it particularly seriously but a lot of you did, including Chris himself and his wife and then you discredited it and thought she was stupid, but you never understood that it wasn’t. She wasn’t saying it in this dire serious way, if it seems serious that’s her tone of voice that’s how intense she is as a person so people are like that and they’re not crazy they just that’s their very fervent people go to great Britain and you find a lot of them or a lot of European countries I don’t think Americans have taken themselves seriously enough for a while And it’s made you guys very stupid but no she doesn’t really think that Chris is F Scott Fitzgerald, and you should’ve realized that if she was talking to of Scott Fitzgerald‘s ghost which some of you, I think they’re into it that you probably should just ramrod around and throw her off a cliff why that hell did you guys think it made sense to sacrifice her at all or torture her because who the hell is genuinely in conversation with F Scott Fitzgerald when they’re not channeling him?” asks Harold.

Dr. Moritz looks awkward.

“ Torsten this is the picture you saw of her why did you think this was a woman who you could fool or who would be interested in your lifestyle because it’s the same thinking that made these people think that a young that a 30 year old woman, who was talking to F Scott Fitzgerald‘s ghost was a complete nincompoop weighed about 500 pounds and had the IQ of a retarded bat.” says Harold.

“ her eyes look so pretty in that picture and I have a feeling that they’re like that in person um, eight I didn’t see the upper class nature of that picture. I saw a vulnerable person who seemed loving.” says Dr. Moritz.

“ that’s kind of what we saw too.” says MSNBC.

“ Lacey looks posh in this picture and Casi and Dr. Moritz and MSNBC can’t see it I can I’m here lope I was a Guggenheim and actually most people who are old money but agree with me. It’s obvious that she’s from old money lamb had a very similar aesthetic him, but we’re focused on Lacey right now. What is it about her that’s so difficult to discern in that way, because I really I I don’t think you people see it and it’s baffling to me too. It’s baffling to Lacey it’s confusing to Scott and it’s it’s actually kind of a problem because we can’t read your mind and we need you to explain it to us.” says Harold.

“ OK I might actually empathize with this, and this is always been worrying to me since I first started attacking her because I relate to this um stuff like this just irritates the heck out of me too. Why can’t we see it I don’t know I’m intrigued for me I couldn’t tell either way and I just assumed that she would spill the beans if I harassed her about it but I also was assuming that she was full of it because it made me feel better, but I couldn’t really tell either way even if it’s obvious I couldn’t tell you either way.” says Casi.

“ it is obvious it really is and you know maybe that’s where you don’t know how to pretend to be in the upper class convincingly because you don’t know what you’re looking at which could be all that it is if you purchase outing yourselves as bourgeois, assholes and that includes your doctor Moritz I’m sorry that because in a way you’re insulting her intelligence more than her class because who the hell do you think she is part of her aesthetic is because of how intelligent she is she’s been awkwardly brilliant, her whole life painfully so and then you people made her stupid and poor that’s exasperating to her intellectually but the part where you miss that she’s from old money is hurtful because it makes it it makes her wonder if you just think she’s stupid and that does hurt it just does it hurts. It’s a don’t think it’s an ego thing it just hurts to be so wildly, misunderstood and unappreciated as a person.” says Harold Loeb. “and no, she’s not a lesbian it’s not a lesbian aesthetic. She doesn’t look like a lesbian, but I think some people resort to that because they can’t fathom what it is that they’re seeing and they don’t wanna admit that she looks posh in a way that they can’t imitate.”

“ what what is it about the picture Harold that’s so obvious?” asks Casi.

“ that hat is not a typical hat. She’s very pretty very pretty her teeth look astoundingly, straight and elegant her make up is right on point it’s in its natural her skin looks impeccable so clearly she knows how to look good and a very natural elegant lady like wait that’s your first thing you should notice because that’s reality. She has a bit of a sagging jawline so you should be able to tell that she’s probably close to 40 but she’s booked close to 40 and yet she hasn’t had any work done so then why it’s not because she can’t afford it she’s choosing not to because she thinks that shit and push my trashy bitch maneuvering But she does take care of her skin because she cares about how she looks and she has the money to do it. Do you know how much she spent over the years on skin care it would shock you and all of your crap buffoonery she spent about $10,000 on just skin care in the last 15 years which isn’t really that much but still $10,000 is not a small amount of money for skin care yeah I mean a lot of people can get away with spending them 1000 in the last 10 years she spent 10,000 so it’s not that she couldn’t have done anything that was what she felt comfortable spending you’re starting to remind me of Kathleen Thorman that’s alive talking to me pray for your soul you’re losing track of reality.

Oh, you guys have indulged in so much evil that your brain is becoming mush and it’s gonna be very hard for you to stay out of hell or you might not sister exists and you might not be in hell forever but that’s because God loves you but it’s gonna hurt literally like hell so pray for yourselves that you don’t destroy your brain.

Anyway, getting back to that picture I know I mean she spent a remarkable amount of money on skin care and she looks gorgeous that’s that’s just reality so then why would someone who spent $10,000 on skin care and spends of over 1000 every or was spending over 1000 every year on skin care why was someone who was that diligent and has straight perfect teeth with perfect make up wear a hat like that that doesn’t make sense it’s clearly intentional and who would be that ironic and flippant and silly. Well there you go an upper class eccentric rich woman, and that really is all you need to examine the hats a dead giveaway that she’s just an eccentric upper class woman but that’s not how people perceive her so we’ll keep going.

The bag is Mark is Mark cross am I cross the sort of an old money brand in America and you can’t tell that by looking at the strap but the same time that’s a nice leather strap she paid only like about $100 for the bag and it’s from the 1990s most likely but it’s a nice bag and it’s perfect for hiking Either that or it’s another Mark prospect that she uses for hiking that she also paid 100 for but she’s hiking in this picture and she’s carrying this leather bag. That looks nice. That’s another dead giveaway who is smart enough to buy an old leather quality bag for a hiking trip That looks at least upper middle class most likely possibly middle class and someone who’s trying really hard but she’s the vibe of she’s prettier than that to be blunt and she doesn’t look like someone who would be quite that calculating in that way.

Her hair is wavy but it’s thin. It’s very pretty but it’s thin and it looks very natural that’s a pretty progressive style that’s not a Karen style that’s a woman who’s decided not to die her hair and is letting it just be wavy and she knows it looks good even if it’s not, you know styled but she also knows that she needs to wear a hat would suggest that there’s a certain sort of self-awareness, but on the way she handled it is by just putting a quick he had on her head. That’s very old money upper class.

And then there’s what she’s wearing those are two Patagonia sweatshirts ones newer than the other. The one underneath is newer the one on top is old, but it’s a men’s Patagonia vest. She’s wearing a men’s Patagonia vest who owns a men’s, because that’s huge on her who owns a men’s Patagonia vest, this is a cute little woman with a quirky hat, who spends a lot on skin care and she’s wearing a men’s Patagonia vest who is her husband a finance bro I mean don’t you know those clichés are real those vests are so finance bro they’re so and it is her husband‘s best her legal husbands fast Those vests are very popular with men who are like that that’s his old vest. He probably bought it new years ago like over 10 years ago she doesn’t look like a lesbian she just doesn’t this just not her sexual vibe but why is she wearing of a finance pro vest that does suggest that the whole things and not thought through in a calculating way and that she’s just throwing on whatever is around the house that seems comfortable and well she just likes how it looks, so there’s an old wool sweater from the 19 or old wool hat from the 1960s of questionable origin that hat does look kind of posh and then there’s a finance bro vest and an old leather bag and perfect skin care and then she’s covering up a head that’s slightly balding am not bald but you know clearly this woman is as beautiful and wealthy as she could be. She’s anemic or something and she is anemic in this picture is that there’s arm it doesn’t make sense. It really doesn’t make sense to think that she’s not well off at the very least to me the screams old money, so Casi, how did you miss all that?” says Harold.

“ I delivered a mirror when I talk to her and I was very upset. Does she know those people?” says Dr. Moritz.

“ do you wanna know the creepy truth? She is connected to them somehow she actually is connected to them somehow it’s a small world is somewhat distant but no, she’s distantly connected to them, and to be honest with you I think she empathize with you, but she also just couldn’t figure out why you were so antagonistic to them, if that makes any sense?” says Harold.

“ did you think I was rich?” says Dr. Moritz.

“ oh yeah we’re not like really rich but she thought you were well off. Yes that’s your matter. I know you did go to Cambridge, so no she thought you were well off maybe not like rich but sweetie that she knows a lot of well-off people so it’s like. 00 that’s nice. He’s he’s probably fairly well I thought that’s good. You know it wasn’t like she was overly impressed by you but she thought you were probably pretty well off..” Says Harold.

“ how much did she think I was worth?” asks Dr. Moritz.

“ oh well based on your kitchen and your manner were the first video she saw of you you were standing in your kitchen I think she thought you probably had a net worth of about $2 million maybe $4 maybe $4. $10 at the very most.” says Harold.

“ the one in fact, I might be worth about three well, 1 to 3.” says Dr. Moritz.

“ OK why did you tell her you were poor? that was kind of weird.” says Harold.

“ I thought she was a Golddigger after my money, and I think of myself as incredibly rich.” says Dr. Moritz.

“ oh yes, yes you do but you’re really only worth about 3 million at most?” says Harold.

“so her husband’s a big deal. Not like me!” says Dr. Moritz.

“ actually, he’s far wealthier than you, but your family was somewhat middle class or upper middle class in Germany. Why did you assume that she was a Golddigger you had some sexual stupid as fuck fantasy that she was Betty draper didn’t you and that you were Henri to her and you know you really are a total asshole, aren’t you?” says Harold.

“ I will room price with him. We think he’s much better than her you’re all doesn’t mean anything you’re such a fucking big deal. We love you.” says the evil American Illuminati.

“ i’ll thought she was a Golddigger because they lived in a $400,000 house.” says Dr. Moritz.

“ is that the only reason why?” asks Lem.

“ oh, no, I mean she’s very sad apparently and no one’s that sad who is as beautiful as her that’s not possible I decided. So I thought someone that pretty couldn’t be that sad that’s not scientifically possible. and so I thought well shit why would a dumb sexy bitch like that be after someone old clearly it’s just for my money.“ says Dr. Moritz. “ I know they’ve chosen to live in a neighborhood that is poor as fuck I mean it’s right outside of Hamlin university, but I don’t know but it’s but that’s a riffraff area I live in Woodberry I live in a very posh posh suburb, and a very nice house. My house is worth almost $1 million and I put my floors in myself. They’re excellent floors and my house is waterproof. I have $1 million house.”

“ Yes and then you have a house in Germany from your mommy and daddy that’s worth maybe 1 million or two more that your wife lives in with your kids and it’s unclear if you got divorced if it was still be your house.” says Dr. Billings.

“ oh, that’s true that’s very impressive. Isn’t it? Damn, I’m a big deal.” says Dr. Moritz

“ actually, their family has nicer stuff than that you’re not really that impressive him and their neighborhoods not quite that trashy. I don’t think you’ve spent a lot of time there. It’s actually kind of new and upcoming neighborhood and away and it was her husband‘s choice to some degree that they live in this house that they’re living in on that that’s not really Lacey‘s neighborhood of choice but that’s where they are right now.” says Lucretia Billings.

“ I am you know I fuck women that like me and they might beat him trashy and stupid but they like me and they’re impressed by me I don’t fuck women who think they’re better than me based on oil, money and titles in Norway I am in salt it her husband and her might be worth 4 million right now for all I know but he’s a cheap ass Jew and so they’re living in a shit hole I would never do that I’m not Jewish I am German and when I spend my money I live on the floor and I eat crap and I get mad at the rich but I have a house worth $1 million that I’ve had to take a second mortgage on to get my online Bible school off the ground.” says Dr. Moritz.

“ you do realize the irony that she’s Tom being and that I am Harold Loeb, and you call yourself prohibition theology you’re borrowing from our aesthetic, and then you’re acting like you’re better than us when you borrow from our aesthetic that we create it that was one thing she also couldn’t stand about you. There’s this fake place somewhere that’s a reproduction of ricks café sweetie her father owned the Casablanca and was friends with Humphrey Bogart himself and that’s who you were talking to she’s never going to be impressed with a bunch of bullshit tourist nonsense so let’s hear more about prohibition theology. I think you think you’re running a bootleg version of Christianity wow so you’re a speakeasy pastor and you’re real edgy because you don’t believe in organized churches you think that everyone should pray to Jesus in their basement and that’s why you call it prohibition theology but you never realize that you had a relic of the prohibition talking to you. She could’ve been your mouth Scott she has a bottle of liquor from the prohibition in her basement literally it’s perfume “” that’s really him it’s is liquor from the area you could’ve taken a picture of her holding that smiling and then she could’ve been your mascot one that even cute so tell us more about this prohibition Christianity movement that you are starting as a forerunner of the next generation of happiness and movement of love.” says Al Capone.

“ are you actually Al Capone that my subconscious is talking to on this blog?” asks Dr. Moritz.

“ hey yeah yes.” says Al Capone.

“ I am well I know I mean my vision is that prohibition theology is a theological framework for the masses to learn from Bible schools are catering to the rich and institutions my Bible school caters to the masses my Bible, who cares schools my Bible school caters to people who are poor stupid and yet cool.” says Dr. Moritz.

“ oh yeah that’s about right what are they learning from you?” asks Al Capone.

“ alarm am a lot they learn a lot. They learn a lot about a lot of things in the Bible.” says Lord Snotgrass

“ and are you making money or not?” asks Al Capone.

“ not that much it’s still getting off the ground. I’m not making that much.” says Lord Snotgrass.

“ so you have no income and you’re spending money and wasting your health and your 60s and your net worth is only 3 million at most and you have two grown children and an ex-wife and you thought she was a Golddigger?” asks Tom Banks.

“ I thought she mentioned the mile stone hotel mostly to fit in with me because I went to Cambridge and I have friends there and I didn’t realize that that was really her lifestyle and that she wasn’t trying to be impressive or fit in at all.” says Lord Snotgrass.

“ no that really is just her lifestyle and she didn’t want to give it up to be with you to be blunt. She didn’t love you enough and didn’t trust you so she helped you sabotage the conversation because she wasn’t ready to give up being with ghosts, because she thought that could be real, and her lifestyle is far superior than anything you could ever provide for her or ever have provided, this is it made no sense to her to marry this aging man with two kids, and an ex-wife that he didn’t feel safe enough to divorce for monetary reasons. Clearly I was living in a dump truck practically to try to get some stupid ass business off the ground and its 60s.” says Reta Banks.

Do you know if I didn’t think she was a Golddigger that really is gross she really just likes me as a person and she. Dammit.” says Dr. Moritz.

“Until that last conversation, she really enjoyed talking to you. It was quite the conversation believe me I know she has a very placid life and away um, but that you’re the last person she’s ever consider dating alive for the most part I don’t think you’ll be I don’t think she’s giving up because she is in love with ghosts name. We just love it still him and she’s told him as much. Do you know if if you’re real She’s praying about it if you’re real and we’re really you know it together then I’m just done I’m not going to date anyone else because it’s just nonsense it’s not working out.” says JD Rockefeller.

“ that was quite the conversation I am in for the entertainment purposes of readers on this blog, who may possibly have some empathy for Lacey. We are now going to almost reenact the entire thing as quickly as possible in the next post that being said twice and we do wish you well and we actually think it’s sad because you seem like an idealist one way or another and I am your business does seem very half-baked, but if you can make it work without being evil, that’s good if you can’t then God sees that and he’s not impressed, but we do wish you well sincerely.” says Michael