In Maine

Michael Rockefeller and Lacey Banks stand on the shore of Maine as waves erode the shores.

Around the Bay by Department of Eagles plays.

“Oil.” says Lacey to Michael.

“And coal!” says Louis.

“And trains that use them.” says Michael.

“We wrote them good stuff to read.” says Lacey.

“Ya!” says Louis. “I bet they read it on the train!”

“Gee whiz. How nice.” says Michael.

The Satanists in the Illuminati feel torn. Do they love this or hate this? It’s questionable.

“Well…I’m the only one who had any meaningful happiness that lasted. At all. Ever. …Lacey’s life is…not worth discussing in mixed company. And Michael drowned. He DROWNED.” says Louis Hill Junior. “Look…if there’s global warming…we were violently cursed. And I gave away most of my family’s money.”

Classical Records by Department of Eagles plays.

“My neck hurts. As per usual.” says Lacey.

“She was thrown down the damn stairs.” says Louis. “And I fell down stairs too. And died.”

“In April.” says Lem.

“We had a bad marriage.” says Elsie.

“But we were in love.” says Louis.

“Good.” says Lacey.

Therapy Car Noise plays next.

“I died at 23.” says Michael. “And I’ve been haunting people ever since. From what’s Purgatory, essentially. If I’m being heard correctly.”

“Wow. So you died. And Lacey’s life is ruined.” says Tory Burch.

“Yes.” says Lem.

“I love my kids. And I’m very financially and socially fortunate.” says Lacey.

“You can be loved too…as an equal or a child.” says Lem.

In Ear Park plays.

“But who alive other than my children cares?” asks Lacey. “Maybe your sister does.” Lacey says to Michael.

“You really have found us that…subhuman.” says Rashida Jones.

“Yes. You’re all such idiots. In my experience.” says Lacey.

“Not everyone.” says Princess Kate. “She doesn’t know us.”

“Not that well. And Queen Elizabeth II is dead.” says Lacey.

Harry laughs.

“I don’t know all of the rules. I’m sorry.” says Lacey.

“Yes.” says Lord Moran.

“Dammit. I wish I knew if reincarnation was in the Bible.” says Lacey. “I hate this.”

“Does it have to be in the Bible?” asks Jonah Wiley.

“Yes! Or it’s not a thing.” says Lacey.

“What if it is!?!?” asks Dr. Moritz.

“Then something went horribly wrong.” says Lacey.

And at that Michael let’s waves in Maine carry him out to sea. Unafraid of dying because he’s already dead.

Not to be outdone Harold follows suit.

“The whole world is falling apart.” says Lacey.

“Yes.” says Lem.

“But you didn’t cause this.” says Lem.

“Not entirely true.” says Lacey.

“You didn’t foresee this if we were reincarnated. And…your family made the decision to drill. Not you.” says Lem.

“We’ve made $500 million off of your family, at least.” says an oil company. “Maybe more.”

“See! And they’re just stuck with the oil that’s left. And what!? $100 million?” says Chris Hayes. “They’re pedantic peasants.”

“Yeah. Losers.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

Only by Nine Inch Nails plays.

“Then stop using oil.” says Michael Rockefeller.

“We can’t.” says Chris Christie, in a gloomy mood.

“We will! Slowly. Losers!!” says Bobby Kennedy Junior, cheering himself on.

“How slowly?” asks Michael.

“Just kind of slowly.” says Bobby.

“Like 40 years from now?” asks Greta Thurnberg.

“No. More like never.” says Lacey.

“No! I’m good for it!” says Bobby dancing a victory dance.

“Then do it dude!” says Bernie Sanders.

“We can’t.” says Chris Christie.

“Yeah. I’m probably going to just have to end the world very cleverly in 20 years. And we’ll all just be dead.” says Lacey.

“Huh. Well…yeah? Worst case scenario.” says Chris Christie.

“Yeah. Right?” says Lem. “Worst case scenario.”

“Give us a little longer.” says Greta Thurnberg, grinning.

“I’m hopeful. But it’s hot outside!” says Lacey.

“Yeah. And this…is…bad.” says Greta surveying the Maine shoreline.

“Well…we can’t let society collapse though.” says Chris Christie. “That’s our concern. If we have a valid concern.”

“Yeah. I agree.” says Lem.

“Why did you attack her though? And start using child hostages to make quick dough?” asks Michael Rockefeller.

“Because they’re incapable of running a country.” says Tsar Putin. “By the way, I do care!”

More later.

“ I have a question for all of you because I’ve analyzed it to. I have I almost dated her and he could almost say we did it for a very short time in a way but I think we were just bad for each other but I’m enough like lame if one was straight that I can almost raise his mind slightly and I’m not gonna discuss my orientation but I am going to say that I do find women attractive and I I really caution you to be far more lenient, and Lacey’s estimations of him then you have been. I don’t think you’ve given her half as much Credit as she deserves, some of you may be have, but I think a lot of people if there’s no illuminati and they’re very well might not be she might just be talking to demons and ghosts. I’m sure she’s considered a possibility, but let’s just say there is an illuminati and she’s accidentally discovered you. I don’t think you’ve given her enough credit I really don’t, I think it’s far more likely than you think that she’s talking to an actual ghost of Linn Billings, and I can’t fathom how those intelligent as she is she could have interacted with Elliot Roosevelt in such a way as to hear his voice, his actual voice before ever hearing it even if she heard it once in childhood to perfectly recall it was such accuracy is bizarre points or being a super genius if if it if not, I mean it doesn’t quite make sense though because where did she hear it? No I I have a feeling that his goes to talk to her at eight I think it’s very unlikely very unlikely that she heard his voice. I have a pretty good memory and I’m trying to think back to every Ken Burns PBS special that were it was ever aired before she was an adult and I don’t think there’s ever been a documentary made that included Elliot Roosevelts voice, I don’t think he was in any a documentary if Lacey knew who he was at all which I bet she did somehow I have a feeling who is the reading about someone like Betty Hutton or something she probably heard about him by reading about somebody else but that’s the thing she read about him. She didn’t hear his voice. She read about him when she read about babe Paley years ago that was years ago and it was reading his AL quick exit about it wasn’t reading about him, or wasn’t reading his voice rather see, and know if waste of time backing up what I had said with a decent amount of intellectual authority I did go to Cambridge I’m not a fucking idiot you know really it amazes me the audacity and arrogance of some of you listening questioning everything she says and I can tell you have it. I can tell this isn’t schizophrenia her in person or in person impersonations of you will say to her caricatures of you on this blog, her humorous takes on you are very cutting and accurate, so there either is an illuminati and this is what you people are actually saying to her telepathically, and you know how to speak to each other telepathically probably using a secret witchcraft that you hide from the masses. It’s probably part of how you function as you hide certain secrets I bet there are cabins that know some thing about tilt telepathy, but I bet that they’re probably not your typical coven and I highly suspect if this is real that there are actual witches in Salem that have occasionally interacted with some of you and what scares me is that they like Lacey because she’s a Christian I am a philosopher I mean I’m professor, and it scares me because I don’t quite get it as open minded as I am I don’t understand how she is so endearing to so many witches. I think that throws a lot of men who are not as myself who are Christians reading this blog just as her sexually explicit blog post do that she gives warning of but still I’m at her swearing, but I think that’s where you have to be a little more intellectually astute at a little as compromising in your own Christian walk she’s not a legal list maybe some of you are and I think you think by following the legalities when you want to because Jonah Halloween really is a pagan holiday whether you like it or not and by celebrating it you probably are actually defying Christianity. There is no wholesome way to celebrate it you can try you know I’m in the Catholic Church try that’s what Halloween is JoJo and you know we have limitations but you’re not a parent of young children you don’t have some great excuse for going to an apple orchard, and you know carving a pumpkin, you don’t need the apples to feed your family you’re not engaging in some fall activity you’re eating candy and dressing up on Halloween you know what I’ve seen I’ve read what you said bobbing for apples do you ever literally bob for apples? When do you ever literally carve a pumpkin even, those are excuses you use to insult peoples intelligence like Lacey’s when she tried to reach out to you you did nothing other than arrogantly insult her intelligence and it’s depressing. It’s incredibly depressing.

Anyway, that was a bit of a tangent I really I I just came on here to say can you try a little harder to make things more interesting I feel like Lacey is that 13 year old who beat Tetris people are sometimes not smart you know if she discover the illuminati, she beat Tetris she discovered the illuminati it was she did it in her free time she’s a woman that was a 13 year-old Some people really are that smart and we have created a world where he will have that much free time there that isolated there’s that lonely there that bored, and they have time to do things like that to study things I think Lacey‘s case it’s not bored, so much is lonely. I think she’s been a very isolated rejected person, rejected not because she deserve to be but because people are cruel and heartless to her and I think it’s depressing as hell that someone who works for MSNBC found a way to interact with her thinking that it was funny and then didn’t realize the consequences of what they were doing.

You’re not that insightful you have no genetic predisposition towards genius because none of you are old mighty enough to have a fucking clue what’s going on 100 years ago your ancestors were horse well hers were Craft crafting some of the most exquisite pieces of silver in Norway, or they were running the world Essentially or however they came from people who did help me understand how you don’t get that that has been explain to some of you who are 100 millionaires and actors and emerging artists fuck that what the fuck did you people do that was so extraordinary some of you maybe OK you’re you know but then can you compete with Mark Zuckerberg Tom Ford can you compete with Mark Zuckerberg? Yeah you have a name now but you didn’t create the Internet as we know it you’re not Bill Gates you’re not Steve Jobs you’re not Mark Zuckerberg and those men like Lacey why don’t you because Lem’s’s not gay Yes because Linn’s not gay it’s disgusting helping thetic you people are how petty you are you need to understand the fact that you are different than your ancestors. You don’t have the ability to rest and be lazy you can’t assume that you know things in the back of your mind like Lacey and loved you.

Loved you? Who the fuck wrote that from the other side or in the CIA or on some very expensive device that controls peoples phones that we don’t know about?” asks Dr. Moritz. “Loved you kind of like Lem’s, or lame, or or lamb or lemon?”

“We’re annoying you right? Like we’re really annoying you?” asks a woman on Bobby Kennedy’s behalf. She’s the kind of upper middle class bourgeois hick who reads Gloria Steinem listens to Janis Joplin and has never stopped wearing men’s clothing since she was a teenager. She’s probably mostly straight, but the tiny bit of bisexuality that she has is what she clings to, to save herself from having to be honest about how ugly she is compared to most women. She has a raspy obnoxious voice that she’s popularized by refusing to be rejected by people, and forcing herself on them psychologically. Her house is eclectic in Manhattan. It’s worth $4 million and it’s the sort of house that would be featured in Oprah magazine with her sprawled out with a bob haircut, thick glasses, crossing her legs and her self looking at you like she’s incredibly superior and you should feel very, very sorry for yourself. When you look at her you think hippie, New Wave and Diane Keaton. Of course, I would wonder if she was happy or sad, but she gets offended by questions like that because they’re too real and she’s a fraud but most people don’t know that and that’s astounding. What’s also astounding is that she never seems to realize that she’s going to die for real. But what’s really most astounding to Lacey is how this woman has access to a phone that can alter Lacey‘s words on WordPress or another device. Who gave it to her? How did she get it? Was it through blackmail? Did she sleep with someone? Because it doesn’t seem likely that she’s that wealthy.

“I just think it’s obvious that you people think that you’re channeling people who you’re not channeling.” says Dr. Moritz

“No that’s not how channeling works. They’re dead people and they’ll talk to whoever tries to talk to them. They don’t have a choice and so if we want to talk to them we have talked to them just as much as her. We have a right to do it just as much Lacey or anybody else.” says Bobby.

“Wow that sounds stupid when you say it back to yourself doesn’t it?” says Dr. Moritz.

“ women are not as heartless when it comes to appearances as men they really aren’t. We’re deeper than that. We also can see beauty for what it really is and that’s why I choose to be with women because I have the choice if I’m a bisexual as you’ve said, and I just can’t stand men I can’t stand them. I don’t hate them, but I can’t stand what they are, if I met one who was capable of having a discussion, that wasn’t stupid as hell I might date a man, but most men are very dumb in my experience. They really are dumb as fuck when it comes to sex you know what they’re not in a way I suppose Lacey that has a different opinion but I can sense that spiritually but I’m fine but but but they can’t ever seem to talk about sex in an intelligent way and you know it’s sad. I feel bad for good men, but they’re raised to be such a fucking idiot and there’s not a damn thing that I can do about it, so I’ve just given up if I ever met one who was intelligent, I might consider them, I might take them seriously but I’ve never met one. I have never met a man who could have a real deep, sincere, grounded, intellectual conversation about sex I just couldn’t like I’ve never met one.” says the bisexual woman.

“ do you know what’s interesting is that I really am completely straight and I don’t have a choice I really don’t and yeah I actually been being honest. I do know what you’re talking about him. I know it’s the weather raised. It’s just society and it’s tragic but it’s true. It’s the way they’re raised and I think in the past they might’ve been a bit different, but it seems as though now they feel effeminate and gay having an intellectual conversation and actually that’s one of the reasons why I was so excited to date Latin because I was hopeful that he would be able to talk to me about things like that, and not be in afraid of it because I didn’t think that he would be worried about being perceived as homosexual. I thought you know that’s some thing he’s covered extensively so you know there’s no reason for him to be so scared of that but if you people have silenced him, so even though I am hearing what you’re saying, you also piss me off because you’re very shallow yourself, to be honest with you and you have every right to criticize man. I think I think you should. I think it’s edifying to them to be honest if they have any sense of things but I think you’ve got to realize you’re kind of a nitwit yourself, and sometimes it appoints 2×2 in your own way. We all are, and I think you should be a bit more humble him that being said, that being said, I don’t have a choice I’m not Jack and I am a straight woman and you kind of learn to look past that as a straight with me because you have to um, it’s actually extremely heartbreaking because you really don’t have a choice I really don’t have a choice I know I have to be with men if I want to find love and I don’t have a choice and so it’s devastating to me. It has been my whole life and it irritates you but it devastates me because they’re disgusting. Oh I would go further, and I would go further and say that they’re not even mad anymore and that way they’re pathetic because they should still have a brain. I have no idea what happened to them. If I was ever reincarnated they didn’t used to be quite so stupid and that’s part of the problem. Then my dear is that it becomes an issue of peasantry and it’s possible that peasants were never talked to be capable of having conversations like that and we come from peasant country and we have spreader bullshit. Our prayers are peasant poop around the whole fucking world at this point, and we’ve decided that men who were not gay or gay like that, or that they should be we’ve sucked every ounce of intellectual is amount of men because we know we came for a very insecure freakish country that couldn’t handle Black people can’t handle Native Americans, and decided that if a man is sensitive and intelligent and elite that he must be gay because they’re too threatened by the fact that his peasants, they don’t know how to talk about sex without blushing because they didn’t have access to birth control. They didn’t have access to you know leisurely amounts of time to discuss sex but they’re too dumb to know that too narcissistic in many cases because I would bet narcissism isn’t just some thing that happens at the top. I would bet that a lot of people become narcissistic when they acquire money too quickly right it’s like they get the bands or what is it some thing similar to Necro neck narcosis no no is it too much oxygen when you’re the bottom of the ocean it’s almost like if you’re not physically used to having a Normas amount of money and time maybe you know mentally physically can’t handle it evolution is a real thing remember rocket scientist, genius atheist woman yeah live by the sword die by the sword bitch and I say that respectfully if you can fucking handle it you little peasant, twat if that’s what you are.” says Lacey.

“Love you too Lacey.” she says.

“Well that was a good response for once.” says Michael.

“ you know we really were raised to be idiots. We really didn’t make ourselves stupid. You might want to keep that in mind if you actually have silenced me, I really was capable of having very deep conversations with a wife that I never had she’s right and actually Louis was too, but Louis just never found a woman who is capable of having them and that’s sad, his wife was both of his wives were essentially middle-class or peasants and him. He loved them and they may have even loved him, but she is noticing a very sad trend. It isn’t just her imagination so be careful this blog is incendiary, but it’s incendiary in a way that is probably if I know anything about Lacey and her genius subconscious and that way she’s doing this very methodically, my dear, and I say my dear, because you’re probably capable of being my daughter, our age wise not in any other way necessarily but I am I’m sorry if that’s patronizing to you but no she she knows what she’s doing. She’s trying to piss people off very systematically at her some reason I don’t think she really wants to piss you off completely. I think you’ve got to ask yourself though are you being nice, are you really being nice because there’s probably some men out there who are dumb and maybe they’re not capable of the kind of intellectual conversation that I could have but I bet they probably would like to not be dumb and I bet if you found one that you could probably fall in love, and I would venture to say at times you even have but they’re very rare men aren’t they add that sat there should be more normal that those are really just normal men you know and I don’t know why there are more of them per se. I have some suspicions but they’re terrifying aren’t they? They points United States being a bit of a failed experiment.” says Lem.

“You do seem fatherly. I know it’s just- I’ve never-I’ve clearly- Well, yeah I would believe that you and Michael and Louis and Harold are capable of deep thought in that way. I must’ve intuited that that’s something that really pisses her off as well.” says the bisexual woman.

“Yeah, and that means something. So why are you at war with me?” asks Lacey.

“I want to know that too!” says Dr. Moritz. “And now I’m beginning to realize why she just stopped seeing me. I think it’s because I didn’t seem capable of having those sort of deep discussions myself.”

“Yeah, it could be like what you said by the way. It could be someone sitting in a living room somewhere or it could be the CIA or it could be a ghost or an entity at times. I think they have actually spoken into her phone. But it’s disturbing to me as well.” says Chris Christie. “And don’t forget that men have a limited capacity for understanding things they’re only human.”

“She just said that but that’s true.” says Lem.

“I just wanted to reiterate it because I think she gets it- Dammit, that really isn’t helpful is it?” says Bobby.

“Bobby, what is your obsession with Lem?” asks Dr. Moritz.

“It’s not-it’s not necessarily just sexual. Part of it is that umm…my whole family admired him and we’ve lied about it to some degree because he was elite in a way that we weren’t…and I always wanted his acceptance.” says Bobby.

“The problem is though Bobby, we made Skippy adopted because we refused to make him gay. And as you’re trying to suffocate Lacey, you don’t seem to realize that ghosts are actually real. She really has been sleeping with him for almost 3 years and he’s literally been fending off other men including you the entire time. And I I. I don’t think you realize Dr. Moritz and her really were almost an item and there was another man that she met who wanted to date her who gave up but still he was genuinely interested him but Lacey is a very unusual person and she really doesn’t. Compromise and lamb is really her ideal or if he’s not he’ll make himself that but I have a feeling he’s pretty close to her idea as imperfect as he seems he actually is her perfect other half and the problem is my dear that has absolutely fucking nothing to do with you and your family at all You’re not love Billings you’re not Lacey you’re not British and that way you are absolutely fucking not connected to these people in any way other than the fact that Jack raped lamb and he was stuck in your family and you happen to be born into it it is a meaningless coincidence in a sense, Bobby I don’t know what fix station you have on him but I wish it would give you more empathy for people who have been fixated on you because sometimes we become fasted with something that we can’t understand and that’s part of Jack’s fascination with them and your fascination with lime as well Because it’s evident if this is real that you’re the one who is obsessed with him not the other way around you will not leave him and Lacey alone your family threw her down the stairs, lap or excuse me, Bobby, her family threw down the stairs, Bobby, a demon interrupted me. Excuse me your family threw her down the stairs, and it has nothing to do with you people in the sense that if there’s reincarnation, it’s a tragedy they ever ran into people because the whole world would be better off. If they didn’t. I have no fucking clue why that was allowed. It may literally be the end of the world, it’s a complete bloody disaster. If there’s reincarnation, I would say it could it could easily be the end of the world because I don’t. I don’t think that that was appropriate. Lem’s has tried to defend himself, but he really made a pretty fucked up bad for himself to Lyon, by deciding that he was gay for potentially if he’s to be believed, this is him if he’s able to express himself and I worry that he is for very innocent reasons I genuinely think someone in his day and age could’ve sincerely thought That they were gay for very you know, educated bookish reasons, and not realize in their highfalutin nonsense that was just highfalutin nonsense. They really weren’t aware of reality because these are boys that were left of their own devices Bobby, you know they were left to go to private schools where they never saw their parents that was the norm, and they were expected to make their own way in the world and I think he was trying to do that by deciding that he was gay and he was trying to be a man and I don’t think he realized how dangerous that was to assume of himself it’s far more possible than people wanna consider and honestly Lacey’s right lesbians whether she knows it or not and hopefully this is some comfort to her would do the same thing with her she’s extraordinary, early attractive she’s very Sexy And she’d be an ideal lesbian just like he was an ideal gay man there they’re straight I have a feeling one more straight just as she is, but I think the ideal gay the ideal lesbian is Lacey Isla and I don’t know that that’s a fixed ideal but I think that’s been an ideal of the 20th and 21st century in western society at least. And actually, I think it’s fascinating to consider. Why why are they the ideal well.

Lemmers tall and he’s ruggedly handsome and his own sensitive bookish nerdy way he’s sort of an eccentric old money, tweed and wool sweater, big Dick energy, handsome man, and that he’s mysterious and complex and in all honesty this is where it becomes toxic and sad he does. He met in a Normas amount of heterosexual experienced sexuality, and if there’s reincarnation, it’s probably because he was very experienced in his last life with Lacey. I have a feeling he knew I think or two, but it was about heterosexuality, and I think subconsciously he tapped into that part of himself and I don’t think he realized that that wasn’t gay but I think gay men liked that about him and this is where it’s toxic. I think they liked the fact that he seems so straight even though he was sensitive and bookish and spoke in a high-pitched voice and smoked liked art and lived in Manhattan you know and follow jack around, and they liked the fact that, even though he was so sensitive and loyal, seemingly to a man that he was also so straight, because a lot of men were gay, if not most men who are gay have traditionally been very homophobic.

And same thing with Lacey she’s incredibly feminine him and she’s very discreet and I think men thought Linn was discreet, but he’s not him. He’s more unaware Lacey gets tagged as unaware when really I think she’s far more discrete than anyone wants to give her credit for, and it’s dangerous that we’ve made that decision. She’s discreet. I can guarantee you she’s discreet. She’s also Very wise and mature and loving, but she’s discreet in the way that people have thought love was, I don’t think One was nearly as discreet as he was unaware, and scared and sexually repressed and see if we make him unaware, sexually repressed, and scared to be honest with us then he becomes potentially straight or someone’s a victim, it’s far more comfortable to assume that’s what Lacey is because she’s a woman

But it’s not that she is an evil hearted person. It’s that she’s gentle and discreet. And loving and probably always tries to make people feel included and loved. I think it’s very foolish very foolish. The way Bobby has handled this because I think he knows that one was straight and I think he knows that Lacey is probably Lumsden flame, but he has way too much faith in Satanism to admit that honestly.

What bothers me is that you people are so attached to Jack. And because Jack is bisexual or he’s gay there’s no way that he’s straight. And that’s depressing as hell. I’m sure for a lot of white conservative men, but then that’s where I think they have to grow up and realize that he’s never been a real person as represented in almost anything written about him.

Hi Lacey is not Jack there’s no way she’s track him but why is she ideal because people want to make her Jack she’s brilliant she’s edgy. She’s tough as nails she’s loving she’s sexually uninhibited and then that’s where things become dicey don’t they because she is uninhibited, but she’s not a slut, and if she is one, it’s not in a way that were capable of comprehending because she’s never slept with me even though I would love to sleep with her she’s never slept with Bobby even though he’s tried on numerous occasions so going so far as to interrupt them literally having sex. She’s really not a slut but she’s not on inhibited. She is in the Madonna or the whore. Yes baby I am trying to beef-up as a man and be a little less obtuse. her but she is seemingly straight and so as much as lesbians would love to take Scotia and turn her into one of them. I don’t think that’s going to happen because she’s just not interested in women or non-binary people she’s just not interested in women or non-binary people she’s only interested in men and that’s just the way God made her and I think that it’s a little sad that lesbians don’t realize that a straight woman could be tough and still be straight or that some lesbians may be are not as tough as she is I know bit more on the skittish side. And I would bet that if Lacey wasn’t being suffocated and she had fallen down the stairs that I would want her backing me up with a gun over a lot of lesbians and I think that’s maybe not homophobia but then again, maybe it is that causes lesbians not to realize that, it’s definitely misogyny. Why couldn’t a woman be a great shot an excellent swords person and still make an incredibly delicious Cordon Bleu for their husband who prefers that they were Victoria’s Secret and weigh a little more. Because I think him that she should realize that that Lamb wants her to weigh a little more. She’s been trying to lose weight now for about five years and I don’t think it’s just us attacking her although it could be it could just be that we keep raising her cortisol levels him, but I worry that it’s not just that and that she doesn’t realize that I don’t think he wants her to weigh less than 140 pounds because I think she looks better at 140 than she thinks I’m speaking of misogyny.

Oh, but that’s the thing she’s married to a man who likes her to wear heaven scent and velvet petals and we are 140 pounds and make him chicken lamb probably would’ve weighed less had he been married to Lacey and probably would’ve died in his 80s they probably both would have and I don’t think he would’ve smoked as much either or drink as much are ever used trucks But I have a feeling that he would’ve been demanding in about dinner and he would’ve gotten jealous at times and I don’t think that’s some thing that she’s ever experienced which is it a huge disservice to a lot of people and I’m not going to get angry at Tom right now because I don’t think that I have a right to. I think he was trying to protect his children from having to be his children and I actually respect that as as a man, but especially if someone in the illuminati, I respect that and it was a Boomer Really to but the problem Tom is that this is just totally out of order because you have a daughter and you know that who’s alive who you didn’t race and you know we wrote Skippy but That’s not good enough because she has been left alone far more than any human should be, and it terrifies me whenever I watch ever since this started and it’s been suspicious, you know it terrifies me to watch. It’s a beautiful life. It’s a wonderful life excuse me, because what the hell is that about? It seems like some sick joke after experiencing watching her, because what the fuck is that? What the fuck was Frank Harper doing? I mean what the hell she is Jimmy Stewart’s character but as a woman and it’s totally upside down it makes you wonder if that film is inspired by Satanism it’s very disturbing. Good hearted Satanism and I think Skippy is a Jewish attempt at trying to salvage the problem, I think Dr. Buckman was trying to salvage the problem him but now she’s in her 40s she has young children and I think she’s clinging to every breath to survive long enough to raise them. She’s terrified that if she dies that she won’t be able to bring them with her and so I am going to start praying as the ghost that I am that she start seeing far more evidence of the supernatural and I’m going to pray that lambs able to kill her in her sleep. And kill his kids because I don’t think the IRA is going to blow up anybody and I don’t think Bobby’s gonna chop stop trying to suffocate her because I don’t think he’s intellectually cognitively capable of it.” says Grant Tinker.

Later.

“Bobby…did you steal campaign money?” asks Michael Rockefeller.

“Yes.” he says. “But I-I need the money.”

“Why?” asks Michael.

“I spent too much over the years. Keeping up appearances. You know.” says Bobby.

“Yeah. So your daughter can brag online.” says Michael.

“Exactly.” says Bobby.

“So…you don’t know how to manage money?” asks Michael.

“Someone on my team talked to him! I just know it!” says Chris Christie.

“No. I’m terrible with money. So was my mother. It used to drive my father crazy. So was my Grandmother Rose. …I was raised to buy the shoes. And then three more pairs on different colors.” says Bobby.

“But you’re not that wealthy anymore.” says Nancy Reagan.

“It’s a habit.” says Bobby.

“I’m bad with money too.” says Joe Biden. “So is Jill.”

“Well I’m exceptionally good with money!” says Tsar Putin.

“Who cares. It’s just money.” says Bobby.

“Yeah. It’s just money.” says Joe, laughing.

“Right!? Oh my gosh you guys are so funny.” says Mark Zuckerberg.

“You’re not as cool as us.” says Joe Biden.

“Yeah. We’re in the in-crowd.” says Bobby, sincerely.

Joe laughs.

“And you can’t join us!” says Chris Hayes.

“Hey guys! If we torture Mark…with a concerted effort I bet we can convince him money doesn’t matter at all and he’s super uncool compared to us.” says Chris Hayes.

“Great idea!” says MSNBC. “He’s a Jew anyway.”

“Oh. Like my wife?” asks Chris.

“Who cares? We can choose to ignore things at times. It’s our right as elites. Statistically we’re in the clear.” says MSNBC.

“Cool.” says Chris.

“Mark Zuckerberg is s dirty Jew!” says MSNBC.

“No. You’re controlled by the dirtiest Jews!” yells Iran at MSNBC.

“Shut-up, bestie!” says MSNBC, laughing.

Iran laughs. It’s unclear why.

“Bobby…what do you care about?” asks Greg Boyd.

“Vaccines. The encryption of our communications by aliens. …Umm…food poisoning. Food shortages. Food additives. Shit like that.” says Bobby.