The Next Episode by Dr. Dre plays.
The following is essentially an allegory for the operative premise of United States in the Illuminati at this time, interpreted from the eyes of many people around the world. Czar Putin would like you to understand that this post is a “full disclosure” for the sake of United States.
Don Draper walks into the Sterling-Cooper office, but unlike how Matthew Weiner wrote him, Weiner being a Jew by the way, MSNBC has decided to “write” Mad Men. (They inspired it really. Lacey wrote it.) And so today Don Draper walks into Pete Campbell‘s office and brightly says, “Hello Pete!”
“Hello Don, what can I do for you today?“ says Pete Campbell in response as he sits behind his desk.
“Well Pete-“ says Don Draper who, looking great as per usual, sits down on Pete’s loveseat. “I would like to take a trip to see your family and eat dinner with them at some nice, pleasant spot! Say, preferably with a good soup as a first course!”
“Gee Don that’s a rather strange request, but I suppose if that’s what your dead set on doing, I can call Trudy and we can arrange something.” says Pete Campbell.
And so, after Pete arranges it, in good humor the two men take off for dinner with soup. Pete drives. I guess he can drive in this version of events.
“I was thinking we could eat at a nice restaurant right outside of the town where I grew-up. …Well I didn’t grow-up there, as you may know. I grew-up in Manhattan. But I spent a lot of my summers visiting my grandparents who live right outside of-Well it’s a place in Long Island you probably never heard of. But they had a summer home there. They built it in the 1870s…and then my family eventually just lived there as their main house. …So I spent a lot of the time in the summer there…and there’s a restaurant that my parents usually go to that serves a really good soup that I think is made with potatoes and sausage. It’s a good sausage. And there’s carrots too in some sort of broth-it might be a broth of mutton-“ starts Pete.
“Pete shut thou up!” yells Don Draper raising his hand suddenly like a Nazi.
“Don I don’t understand what the problem is. I’m-I’m trying to describe what the soup will be for dinner tonight.” says Pete.
“Pete this is my day.
This is my life.
I am Don Draper.
I’m a very big deal.
You know that.
I know that.
…Pete…the whole damn world almost knows that at this point.
Pete Campbell…just drive. Pete Campbell that’s all I want you to do now is just drive.” says Don.
“Don, I’m sorry? I’ll drive.” says Pete. “Maybe you can explain-“
“STOP THE CAR!! STOP THE CAR NOW!! You stop the car now…you worthless son-of-a-bitch!” screams Don Draper, with a snarled lip.
“OK, OK then! OK, OK Don! Calm down! Don…calm down. …Just a second!” nervously says Pete, almost shaking. He quickly pulls the car over. They park.
“Get out of the car…get in the trunk…and don’t say a word.” orders Don Draper.
“I’m not getting in the trunk!
Don, you cannot make me get in the fucking trunk of my own fucking car! That’s insane!” says Pete.
“You’re the moron. Not me!” says Don.
“What!? What did I do!?” says Pete.
“You’re a fucking worthless prick.” says Don.
“I’m not going in my trunk for you!” says Pete.
“Oh yeah, oh yeah?“ says Don Draper suddenly trying to put Pete in a stranglehold.
“Don!! Stop!!!” yells Pete.
“I’m not going to stop until you go in the trunk!” says Don rubbing his knuckles into Pete’s head. “You deserve to die in their! You’re way out of line!”
“What the hell did I do?!” screams Pete, in a panic.
“You slept with Peggy!” says Don, fuming.
“I’m sorry! I was in love!!” yells Pete, begging for mercy.
“You can’t say that!!” yells Don.
“WHY NOT!?” yells Pete.
“BECAUSE SHE’S MY SECRETARY! AND THERE’S RULES ABOUT THAT!” yells Don. He takes a break from beating-up Pete just to glare at him, breathless and deeply irate.
“Don…she’s also her own woman. And I loved her.” says Pete.
“I need Peggy on my team! …And I’ll turn everything and everyone against you…if you don’t tell her, ‘I hated you. You stink of sweat. You look ugly. I wish you’d die. But Don says to leave you alone…so I will. Too bad Don’s here to protect you.’ SAY IT!!” yells Don.
“Are you serious!?” shrieks Pete.
“You damn well better know it! …I’m not Don. I’m Dick. And I’m no gentleman. I’m your worst nightmare!” says Don, laughing.
“Alright, then I’m just gonna kill you-you-you, you snake!” says Pete Campbell, who reaches for a gun in his glove compartment. Don doesn’t anticipate this for some reason. He fires a shot into Don’s leg.
“What the fuck?!?” yells Don, outraged.
“Ahh…you just tried to put me into my own fucking trunk! But I’m getting out of the car, and I’m taking the gun with me. So here! You drive you asshole!
Take the car! And try whatever the hell you want…but I’m gonna take my wallet, I’m gonna take my gun, and I’m gonna let you do whatever the hell you want with my car. …But I’m leaving. …Have a nice rest of your day!” says Pete Campbell, stunned. He slams the door and walks-off.
And at that Don Draper with a bleeding leg drives-off, listening to the following music:
Concerto For Oboe, Strings & Continuo In G Minor by Bach plays on the car radio.
Oddly in a cheerful mood, even though he’s bleeding to death potentially, Don Draper decides to smoke a cigarette, roll down the window, and start humming along to the music. It’s unclear as to what he could possibly be thinking, but one hopes that he realizes that he was shot and is heading to a hospital.
Meanwhile Pete Campbell is terrified because he’s in the middle of nowhere, to some degree. And it’s easily 10 miles from the nearest large town (?) and he doesn’t recall there being a convenience station or a gas station or anything for at least 5 miles. And in the 1950s or early 60s there were probably parts of Long Island where you could drive for 5 to 10 miles without there being anyone living there? If I’m wrong about this and this part of the story that I’m writing is wrong much like the soup recipe it’s possible that this part is historically inaccurate. But unless if you can factually explain otherwise…we’re going on with it.
So…what does Pete do? He hopes that there’s a car that drives by, because otherwise Pete has to walk for 5 miles in the woods? Best case scenario there is a house or someone…but it’s possible that he will have to walk 5 miles in the wilderness where there were probably snakes and snapping turtles and maybe even deadly animals at one point…and it’s just kind of creepy…and he doesn’t have good shoes to walk in.
But he does walk anyway. He takes off his shoes eventually and tries walking in just socks…and they’re nice socks, so it’s not the end of the world…but it’s 5 miles of walking. In the wilderness, seemingly. …By the time he gets to the gas station he’s thirsty and exhausted, and terrified and he takes out his wallet, buys a soda and asks to make a phone call.
“Could I make a phone call?“ asks Pete, drinking his soda.
“Surprise asshole! I’ve been waiting for you!” says Don Draper, popping out from behind a rack of magazines.
“Don! My, how funny seeing you here. I was just about to make a phone call. Maybe we can talk later.” says Pete, politely.
“Think again! Pete…think again!
You look at that! You take a good fucking look at that, you little piece of shit!” says Don. He points at his shot leg, which he has ceased to use and it’s unclear why but he has taken a newspaper and tied three rubber bands that he connected to each other around his leg, arguably cutting off most blood circulation to the wound.
“Don you should really go to-“ starts Pete.
“Shut-up Pete! Shut-up and drive!
I am Don Draper.
This is my day!
And we are going to get-We are going to the fucking soup that your fucking family makes…by 5 o’clock.” says Don Draper, slightly woozy.
“Does this man seem sane to you?” asks Pete of the man behind the counter.
“Look, I don’t know. I don’t know bud! See your friend Don Draper here who’s your boss? Right?! Yeah. He told me! He told me good. And well he just bought this place so I’ve gotta side with him…see? And he’s a little upset. The man just wants soup…so go buy him some soup.” says the man.
“Am I losing my mind today? I don’t understand why-“ says Pete.
“Hush, hush my violet!
Pete…we are going to buy the soup made by your family…and I shall eat it!” says Don Draper.
“But Don I’m worried about your leg. You could arguably have a serious amount of blood loss at this point.“ says Pete.
“Don I’m going to get soup…and you are going to drive me there you little motherfucking piece of shit.” says Don Draper, bizarrely grinning.
“Go buy the man some soup!” says the man behind the counter.
And so for the next four hours, Pete Campbell is Don Draper‘s hostage as Don Draper, “miraculously” manages to survive being shot in the leg. Don steals Pete’s gun. Don holds it to Pete’s head and keeps it there through tricky maneuvering until dinner where he sits at the table shaking and anxious in front of Pete’s parents and Trudy, who are all gobsmacked as to why Pete looks awful, and Don is pale and shaking. They had arrived to the two men already siting down.
“I wanted to taste the soup tonight for supper.” says Don. And next he says to Pete, “Tell Trudy how much you love her, or tell her to go jump in a lake and drown…and then tell everyone at this table that you made love to my secretary, and got her pregnant with the baby.”
“OK I-I did.
And by the way, Pete has-Don has my gun.
We…have had..a very bad day. And Don is acting…unwell.”says Pete.
“You have a gun Don!?” says Pete’s dad. “You have loaded gun!?”
“I sure as hell do, you bastards!” smears Don Draper.
And just like that Don Draper shoots Trudy Campbell and Pete’s father in the head. And so everyone else in the restaurant runs out in terror and Don says, “I am the King of Siam, so suck my cock, you bitches!”
“Oh my God!” yells a random woman running past their table out of the restaurant.
“And so now what are you gonna do, bastard? …I warned you about your overly expensive haircut…but I know your family is poor as fuck, you dumbass.” says Don to Pete.
“Yeah…you know…why don’t you just shoot me and mom too, Don?” asks Pete, still sitting by the table, in horror.
Shoop by Salt-N-Peppa plays for us. Not for them.
Pete’s mom without hearing the music stands-up, gets on the table…losing her mind…and starts dancing. His mom…did stuff like that. Remember? Ou non? *eye-roll*
“I’m not going to shoot you because I want my soup.
I want…my soup.
I want my soup!!!” yells Don.
“I wanna soup too!” says Pete’s mother. She pats Don’s nose with her pointer finger. “You’re yummy!”
“I don’t have time for this! She’s just wrinkly and old! Give me a break!” says Don, rolling his eyes.
“I’m still charming.” says Pete’s mother.
“Yeah, but I’d rather eat my soup, you gold-digger!” says Don.
“That’s so sad!” says Pete’s mother.
“You know, Don…why don’t you just shoot-shoot us Don? …Do you need bullets? …My father is laying on the floor and my mother is losing her mind dancing on the table. I’m more than prepared to just die.” says Pete, also struggling to maintain sanity.
“I am not going to shoot.
I am not a man of violence.
I am a man of poetry…art…sex…fire…ice…and meaning.” says Don Draper.
Pete desperately tries to understand.
“And I need you to understand…that I just wanted soup.” says Don, triumphantly. “My whole life the soup called to me. My whole damn life the soup said, ‘Don eat soup!’ Remember my ad? …And so that was why I decided on this day…to finally take the bull by the horns and say ‘Fuck it just eat the fucking soup Don! Just eat the soup.’ It’s just that simple, Pete. And someday when you have a brain…and you can think…you’ll realize that.” says Donald Draper. “Look…life is easy. We all have a dream. And my dream…I’ve come realize…is to eat…soup. Good soup. SOUP. …That’s all there is, Pete. …Just soup.”
“I can’t imagine what must be going through your mind. Because that’s so fascinating, Don. …How about if we take a walk outside and you can tell me more about soup?” says Pete.
“I am the King of Siam. I am the King Of Your Crotch. I am the King Of The Universe. …You are nothing compared to me…and you know it…but fuck it. I love soup…so let’s go talk.“ says Don Draper.
“Yes, let’s go talk about soup. Say, that’s an excellent idea! Why…mother why don’t you take Don’s gun…so we can really talk about soup?” says Pete, extremely desperate still.
“You’re a crazy narcissistic lunatic Pete…but you seem to understand the importance of soup…and so because I am the King Of The Universe and you’re nothing compared to me and you know it…I shall indulge you. Pete, let’s go talk about soup…until we find ourselves in utter bliss and harmony.” says Don Draper, fervently.
“OK let’s do that. Say, mother, take Don’s gun!” says Pete.
“Hi sweetie! I…am…a…ghost.” says Pete’s dad.
“Hi Pete, I am a ghost too. We’re going to take the gun! Don’t worry!” says Trudy.
“Am I losing my mind?” asks Pete, as he can suddenly see them.
“You’re not losing your mind when you talk about soup! Pete let’s have some fun.” says Don Draper. He stands up and gives the gun to Trudy. But it falls to the ground before mysteriously sliding off on its own to a corner.
An angel from Heaven helped Trudy slide the gun.
Pete hopefully can save himself????
And this is the view the world has of America. Don Draper is the majority of US leadership at this time. There may be some hope, but it seems to most of the world that America is simply out of its mind…and it’s actually quite fascinating at times to try to analyze why.
Is Don a psychotic sociopath or is there something far more sad going on in Don’s mind? Like what is with his obsession with soup? Why is he obsessed with Pete? Can we call it an obsession or is it more just an intense hatred for him? That was a part of the show but why was that never discussed in the television show? So these are things that stand out to a lot of people in the world right now.
Matthew Weiner assumed we all were on board and everyone would instantly know a great many things…because “it’s a given” which is weird from a literary perspective. He’s a brilliant writer…but…why did he so often assume so much. Is assuming too much an epidemic in the intelligentsia of the United States? And it shows up in his show, and that the characters make leaps that sort of ruin the authenticity of the script. Because he takes an enormous amount of effort to make the thing authentic, which is really admirable but then at times there are short cuts made in character development and plot development that don’t actually historically work almost at all. At the time when Don first got into a fight with Pete in the series as Matthew Weiner wrote it it may not have been clear to Pete why Don hated him, but it seems like in the show he just automatically understands or lets it go and then it possibly comes up later. But I don’t think Pete necessarily would’ve let it go at first, because Don really is unusually personal and rude to him in a way that might not actually be historically accurate.
You can say, “Well Pete comes from wealth. Don is just jealous or hurt by it!” But yes, what does that mean!!? …There are far too many assumptions made there psychologically about Don’s character and Pete’s…which is part of the reason why Lacey may write in short sentences and never do ‘character development’ in her short stories that she used to write. It’s because she finds a lot of our present distinctions, incredibly one-sided and arbitrary. Not just in Matthew Weiner.
Still, given that Matthew was trying to communicate with his whole audience not just a select few people how are we supposed to rightfully assume that everyone is bourgeois, upper middle-class and liberal or they don’t have a brain? Right? Because it seems to be implied that the only view that is socially accepted at the moment, is that of an upper middle class bourgeois person. And that’s simply not true people who are poor and people who are in the upper class watch the show and have brains. So someone like myself might side with Pete or a black person might feel uncomfortable watching the show at times as well or someone who is very poor. And I don’t think we often felt like our vantage point as the audience was represented in the psychology of the show so to speak. Because there’s the view of the writer, but he makes the show for an audience. That’s the gift. That’s why F Scott Fitzgerald was so bitter at the end of his life because he felt he had given so damn much to his audience over the years. But then that’s the problem who did Matthew Weiner think in his audience of was all upper middle class bourgeois people because it seems like he made assumptions that were both possibly historically inaccurate, but also made, because he seemed to believe that that was his audience completely, and that nobody else watching, would disagree with that view and matter. So in the relationship of Pete and Don, we get a lot of Don’s perspective as a member of the new money upper middle class but there’s no conscience. Don is allowed to criticize with the bourgeois perceive as old money which is the Kennedy family and other people like that or maybe the money that matters so to speak, but then old money like Pete’s family, doesn’t matter at all. It might have matter the 1960s to Roger Sterling when people were still in the social registry before there were cell phones and stuff but not now according to Mad Men. Or is that assuming too much of them? If that is true, that’s obnoxious because it’s not really factually substantiated by reality. In the end so we walk away with an inaccurate view of the 1960s and social class and the millions of Americans who are not bourgeois upper middle class enough which could include most Black people by some estimations. It’s a brilliant show. It’s a beautiful concept, but it seems like he forgets that there’s any perspective other than his own that even exists. And that’s the mistake. David Pitts makes in his novel. I’m calling it a novel because it’s not an actual scientific book. It’s fiction that he invented in some sort of gay wet dream. And the problem is that because it’s not actually intellectually sound, he’s destroying biographies. Because it’s credited as a biography, but it’s not really a actual genuine, scholarly biography. Hey, and Wikipedia is frighteningly more scholarly than his biography, which is pathetic from a Millennial perspective if you know anything about writing a decently written, acceptable, essay at any good school or at any good college 20 years ago. Which is why some people around the world are questioning American sanity beyond just American intelligence at this point. Because, as I’m writing, this several American people are mocking me like I’m some bimbo and not in a good way, but a ditz who would solely shake her ass to Britney Spears’s Womanizer and expect it to be the most profound thing to ever exist. Please try not to make me stupid in the last sentence I just said, because if you can’t help yourself, but do that, I think you might have a compulsion to make me stupider than I am, and it’s not sane. My entire life I have had children and adults perversely obsessed with attacking my every fucking word. Not everywhere in the world but in America and especially in the upper middle class. It’s really as if they literally have no impulse control when it comes to bullying me and it’s been that way since I was a very little girl with white upper middle class people in America not the upper class not poor people, but upper middle-class white people are obsessed with bullying me, it’s insane. And I’ve tried to make sense of it by arguing from a certain angle for a critique of society based on social class. Believe it or not, I’ve done so on this blog. But I’m starting to think that what I was really witnessing is the decay of America. It only seems that way in retrospect, which is both frightening, and incredibly cathartic to consider. Did I contribute to this, did I create this if I discovered the Illuminati? Did I create it in general? Or was it simply inevitable given what had happened before I was ever born…and I was merely a Greek chorus for the world? my whole life, I was simply experiencing their perspective on my own country. How did that happen? It’s probably very complex, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it involves birth of my father being in 1894. I may be a little too far removed from society, and yet too embedded at the same time at the core of society, to see anything other than that. Given the fact that I wasn’t raised by my parents, I was raised by people who both didn’t and did raise me well. I became very reliant on my own intelligence and God. And so I ended up reverting to my native form in a sense, which is English, Dutch aristocrat in America, so speak, and Norwegian. The Kennedys often wonder why I thought that David was my father, but that’s so silly to me, because if Tom is my father, it really just makes sense in an incredibly complicated scientific way. It’s not that mysterious. It’s just very complicated and rather boring.
Or was Mad Men only made for a select group of people and everyone else was excluded? Does David Pitts care about Lem’s Billings? Did Joe Kennedy Junior’s biographer care about him in 2015? It doesn’t seem impossible that they decided not to care. It doesn’t seem impossible to think that they’re so deluded like the bullies that I experienced in school that they have started to think that they truly are invincible and their sole perspective, their truth, is the only possible thing that could matter to anyone who would matter to them.
But that’s the sort of narcissistic lunatic asylum that America became after World War II?
If so it got worse after the Kennedy Administration and not because he was shot. But Reagan was a psychotic presidency too, Clinton not so much. And I’m writing that as someone who just defended Republicans. Reagan was an actor and that alone is actually very strange.
“Reagan is a Hollywood actor and you just experienced Watergate, doesn’t that scare you?” asks Lacey of the Americans alive at that time.
“No, I mean I think that’ll be alright!” said American.
“But he’s an actor so he could lie to everyone really easily doesn’t that seems slightly terrifying?!?” says Lacey.
“Well no I mean I have heard people bring that up as a concern but I mean an actor is a profession-is a job just like any other.” says a blue collar nice man.
“But it’s not just any other job. He’s an actor! He’s an actor!” says Lacey.
“Well, I mean when you put it that way it sounds creepy but you don’t have to look at things from such a creepy perspective.” says the man.
“Yes, that’s very true but it’s still really concerning!” says Lacey.
And that’s where Americans just seemed to tune out, glaze over and possibly go insane.
Saoirse died. Maeve died. Gideon died. People have been dying. There was a pandemic. It has become potentially the end of the world, and yet Don Draper still has yet to really understand that as written in this Mad Men treatment inspired by MSNBC.
Yes the problem is you attacked me in a very bizarre way Illuminati and I am still even physically suffering from it to this very second.
“It’s not normal and that seems cool to you, but what you don’t seem to fathom anymore is this is that it’s insane.” says Pete Campbell.
I either don’t think you understand how weird it is and you don’t know how dangerous it is and it’s actually pretty dangerous and that is bad. Someday…you’ll understand. But there’s your explanation from Putin for now.
“You’re welcome.” says Zelensky. “Mission Accomplished!”
“I think it’s time for Joe Biden to fly and stand on a big ship and wave the American Flag in the Ukraine not because we’re at war with Russia, not because it’s a proxy war even, but just because we had a special friendship with Ukraine and we just want everyone to know that we have won!” says Tonette Nesheim.
“Well does it matter with the rest of the world thinks or not?” asks Lacey. If we were making a stand, that would be one thing, but I think it does matter. Personally, you know that um, according to America and Matthew Weiner right now, no it doesn’t matter at all.
“Unless if, you know, he really just screwed up and so did David Pitts but they don’t want to admit that. But if that’s not the case then no it doesn’t matter to them, so why should it matter to us I could go to Ukraine right now with the American flag and declare victory and if I really would believe that I should be taken seriously by everyone alive then that means that we just won the war in Ukraine and Putin is just gonna have to deal with that because that’s just reality.” says Tonette.
“And you know it’s weird though it’s not because I get the sense there is an objective reality and I’m a little worried that that’s not it. But maybe if you were in the Illuminati you could somehow make that reality just through sheer force of will and witchcraft, and if you had someone like Sam Walton backing you up then maybe it would be hard to believe but you could torture the world with it until they at least drove themselves insane and beg for you to kill them.” says Lacey.
“Bobby, do you have a soul or do you just go around stealing Lacey and Lem and their energy because I know that you’ve been talking to her since she was a child in her subconscious and yeah I am mad right now at Diego but I’m also mad at you for being so stupid and irresponsible.” says an Illuminati witch.
“Bobby why do you smile like Lacey? You smile like her and she’s not impersonating people in our family. It’s bizarre because when she smiles like that sweetie, that’s just her smile. If she’s not related to us how the hell did we end up so much like her? We weren’t like her before Lem was abducted, essentially by Jack. We’ve used her to gain power and her father. There is no fucking way you have any ability to even mildly question anything she says. Because she’s my soulmate I am your grandfather. Her father is Tom Banks, and her twin flame is Lem and we used him to see him old money. You have not been helpful to these people because you’ve given him the false impression that you could somehow control her and defeat her when that’s really almost comical.” says Joe Kennedy Senior.
“ Lacey does this matter if it’s real or can we just go back to La La Land I am currently standing in Ukraine right now waving the American flag and I am extraordinarily disappointed that everyone’s ignoring the reality of me. I really don’t get it maybe if I just don’t even notice that they’re ignoring me I could just take over the whole world for my own imaginary country.“ says Tonette.
“ do you know it’s not? That’s what I did for Great Britain innocence but I’m more moral than that because I figured if that’s what these people are doing in the illuminati just going around saying poof and making stupid shit happen that’s almost impossible using Satan why can’t I use the fact that they’re holding me hostage to take over the whole world for whoever I think should be taking over the world and it’s funny though because they don’t seem to care even though they somehow believe that their power matters they don’t seem to understand that we lost power and that I have to throw the entire world system as they knew it before they met me.” says Lacey.
“ I don’t think they noticed I don’t think they notice I really don’t think they notice.” says Orma Nesheim.
“ yeah how much longer do we have before we start running out of oxygen so to speak?” asks Lacey.
“ hey will you haven’t does raptor the world in any sort of harmful way to be honest. At least that’s my perspective. I think we probably have the pandemic to start because they were attacking you. I think we probably have three years left three or four years left before they’ll have to deal with the reality of what they’ve done in three or four years if they keep refusing to accept reality, they are suddenly going to have to deal with it. The water will hit their nose this week and I don’t think they’ll probably be able to lie about it to themselves anymore and really believe themselves.” says Orma Nesheim.
“ oh, what is she never seems to understand that we’re elite, and that Lem was gay.” says Chris.
“ what else is is that she’s not understanding about your reality?” asks Orma.
“ well, it’s just she’s not understanding that what we say is what matters not what she says about anything ever. that’s Mr. saying that she’s had her whole life thinking that her opinion matters to anyone even herself. I think she’s ugly peasant and that the oil doesn’t mean anything it’s beneath me and so then, because I’m in the illuminati she’s right, it suddenly becomes reality. That’s the lesson that Stanley Kubrick taught us and warned you all about as peasant sheeples in eyes wide shut. We mess with your phone and keep you awake and get you dehydrated and threaten your life and of course it bothers you but that’s not all that’s happening and you don’t understand that you’re incredibly jealous and intimidated by all of us and hear you’re constantly in love with all of us and you can’t understand it because you’re too stupid and stubborn and we’re really are the patient loving ones in the situation. You’re a backward, narrow minded. Hasn’t bitch Christian for Minnesota. I am an upper class sophisticated man from Brown. I grow up in New York City. You go up and the stupid peasant, white cracker Midwest. I don’t care what you say about rich people being there they don’t exist. I know for a fact because I’m an expert given my wall in the world. Ask anyone important I am a really big deal I’m a fucking big deal I’m the bigger deal I love the biggest people were just at the time but I’m talking to you the address to ha ha ha I crack myself up with my genius. What I just said that the illuminati is humoring me, by not writing, was witty, dry, and biting an incredibly self-aware. And the only reason you would ever mock me is because you’re bitter that I didn’t fall madly in love with you you silly conceded bitch. You act like you don’t care. You been telling and acting like you don’t care you’re not in love with me or Bobby at all. But me and Bobby have expert psychics working on our side and we know that you’re lesbian in love with Aaron and that you’re in love with me and that you’re in love with Bobby and that you’re in love with Cheryl. We know your love with us you’re madly in love with us sweetie when you say you’re not that means you really are we know that for a fact. We’re just waiting for you don’t understand. We’re just waiting for you. Don’t understand when you keep saying no that’s how we genuinely know that you mean yes. That feeling you keep giving us of you go away that’s not real that’s an act and we see through you.
*a fire alarm goes off. Lacey takes out the batteries*
I just made that fire alarm. Go off with a demon in your house because you’re madly obsessed with me and in love with me and yet you don’t want to except it and I just wanted to warn you that if you keep stalking me and my family if you keep harassing us every day with your sadistic inability to get over me, I’m going to destroy your life more than I already have.” says Chris. “ and I am speaking on behalf of my wife, who is a sax goddess and hot as hell compared to you. And Aaron, and everyone who’s ever met you just had to deal with your ugliness on the inside and out. OK you’re not in love with love with you. No sorry you’re confusing me you’re in love with us. We’re not in love with you and we’re just trying to help you figure out why you keep bothering us. See I’m so kind. I am so kind. I amaze myself.”
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“ How does she keep bothering you? If you don’t really she’s been awake waiting on her blog but how is she bothering you other than that?” asks Lem.
“ what is she waiting for? For me to fall in love with her Lem. That’s what this is all about don’t you understand?” ta says Bobby.
“But what has she done though? When has she ever stalked you at all?” asks the CIA.
“You know you betrayed Lacey many times.” says the living mafia to the CIA. “Do we have to recognize your people as mattering or not because if this is the mafia talking to you right now, princess, the jig is up.”
“ yeah no it’s true. I’m also in the mafia and I have a voice that you don’t understand because Illuminati is loose as hell. we could usually sleep with a movie star find out some shit accidentally on a lot of other things too, and probably get in on these conversations without you even knowing it. You people don’t really know how to run the illuminati you’re just actors and silly peasants. There’s a few people left to maybe have some idea what’s going on but I’m disappointed in the CIA because you have all been holding us accountable for over 100 years acting like your god almighty on earth and I’m just disappointed in all of you right now, it’s not even worth talking about.” says another mafiaoso.
“do you know that would be funny and heartbreaking but it’s true.” says Tsar Putin.
“ yeah and Louis is one of us so be careful.” says Howard Hawks.
“ so the mafia wasn’t just Italian people yeah, that sounds about right.” says Elliott Roosevelt.
“ oh well, I’d I would just like to go to Seay case in point when she sent me those three emails that is clear stocking that’s the only time she’s ever had any contact with me, but that I could say I could swear that in a court of law, but but but that was stocking and that’s across the line that’s what matters.” says Chris.
“ Chris that was like that was like seven years ago.” says a woman.
“ yeah she sent me 3 emails seven years ago over a period of about a year. Why is some random woman sending me three emails over a period of a year I don’t know her it’s weird.” says Chris.
“ hey Chris, why do you think that after terrorizing her life for almost a decade that she just stop talking to you and actually she has tried that but you don’t let her you stock her.” says the woman.
“ because I am operating as part of the illuminati and we have the right to terrorize any American citizen whenever we want. It’s in the constitution.“ says Chris.
“ it’s actually not that’s very childish intellectually or you just made that up. But regardless, you’ve been putting words in my mouth, haven’t you and you don’t really know what’s going on I I really wasn’t in love with you. I’ve told you that many times you were channeling. Michael and Bobby was talking to my subconscious most likely, so you kind of just bumped into me. I thought you were Michael And then, because you lack conscience, you lied to me and you bullied me but you didn’t really come right out and say I am not at all the person that I pretend to be on television that’s an act.” says Lacey.
“ I just thought it was stupid that you didn’t already know that OK I’m sorry I’m more sophisticated than you.” says Chris.
“ I don’t think that’s actually all that sophisticated. I think you’re making a lot of assumptions.” says Lacey.
“ like what?” says Chris.
“ Chris, did you pretend to be a man because he knew Lacey wasn’t attracted to women?” asks a lesbian.
“ the assumption that I made was that someone who is in the public guy might be different to some degree than their persona on television, but not dramatically so.” says Lacey.
“ why not dramatically so?” asks Chris.
“ she’s humoring you right now and for lots of reasons, but the idea sweetie is that it’s not financially feasible for MSNBC to hire someone who is that dramatically different than their persona because they have to hire a lot of people to help you pretend to be that person and pay you more than you’re worth and sign nondisclosure agreements with you that you could use to do it to harass them and blackmail them, but you may be actually do. And Lacey didn’t think MSNBC would be that stupid and naïve and backward she assumed that they would be far more sophisticated than that. They would never hire someone who could put their company in such a detrimental position.” says Michael Rockefeller.
“ yeah I know I’ve said that before but it sounds a little different with Michael says it It doesn’t it and that’s sad cause that might be the end of the United States.” says Lacey.
“ yeah, we’ve heard you say something about it just not being financially logical, but that just seemed immature and silly to us.” says MSNBC.
“how is that immature and silly?” asks Lem.
“ because you just make stuff up to sound smart you didn’t complete college.” says MSNBC.
“ she’s making you sound stupid isn’t she? There’s no way that that’s real that’s really brave of you to volunteer but I don’t think she’s worth it.” says George Clooney.
“ no no we’re not volunteering to sound stupid George.” says MSNBC.
“so do you actually understand the concept that she’s saying or does that just go over your head?” asks Lem.
“ I don’t understand the concept that’s just not how our program model works.” says MSNBC. “And if she was more sophisticated and intelligent and well bred, she’d understand the program model.”
“ and can you read English and understand concepts or not?” asks Lem.
“ yeah but that that takes a lot of time and effort love and I’m a very busy man so I tend to stay to the work model mode that I am assigned and not deviate from that. Listen buddy I’m making billions I don’t have time to think through what I’m doing and such a frilly Dilly, silly way like the faggot that you were.“ says MSNBC.
“ oh, OK the idea is that you spend money to pay Chris.” says Lem.
“ yeah OK.” says MSNBC.
“I and then, when you pay him, the money goes to him and it is doesn’t belong to you anymore. And so you wouldn’t want to give him more than you’d have to give him.” says Lem.
“ OK yeah that’s true but we’re getting down to a topic that I don’t think you know anything about rebel just start discussing pay negotiations and that’s not something you have any experience with.” says MSNBC.
“ oh, hold on for a second I don’t think you say that to me in person but I think you’re thinking that and that’s what the illuminati is. It’s a lot of thoughts that we don’t entirely have control over. We’re not going there necessarily. What we’re saying is that you have a huge liability do you understand a liability is?” says Lem.
“ oh, OK.” says MSNBC.
“ so if he isn’t who he pretends to be on national television international television really, he’s a liability to you when he’s not acting. Because people don’t like that. People don’t want him to be someone dramatically different than who he pretends to be. and if so, it actually doesn’t make sense to think that in your financial best interest you’d make such a faulty, move as a station. That was her genuine logic when she was interacting with Diego, and he told her that he was Chris. Because she didn’t think that no matter how much she bullied her and scared her at times that that that that would really be that much of a deviation from who he was on television. When he told her, he was a fraud, and that they just been pretending to be in love with her to be mean she believed him, because it made sense for the most part. She’s not on sophisticated. I don’t know how you’ve missed that this whole fucking time. And if it didn’t make sense to think that you would hire someone so different than the person that we see on television. And part of how you made him seem so convincing beyond just that logic, which is a very sound, and very sophisticated and rational. And old money frankly. Did you ever see morning glory with Katherine Hepburn, Lacey, fits old money to a T. And you’re insane. If you think all the moral of that story, is that all rich people go to the same school. And all are in the same clubs even that’s another mistake that they made on madman. We don’t all know which other we’re not Black people right? they don’t know each other either but I’m mocking you. And the point is him she’s not on sophisticated it didn’t make any sense and you are you probably genuinely channeled Michael against his will. And then possibly not just him Mickey did it in his right away with which we took down that post, but a lot of artists channel dead people more than they realize. And when you’re a con artist, and you’re trying to seem believable, you could easily channel someone on television who is dead, who is somehow available to you, who fits the persona that you’re trying to create. It is a tragedy because Lacey has been left alone and an excruciatingly miserable life. And Michael may have been her actual soulmate and by channeling him even accidentally while she was watching you drew her to you and there’s nothing she could do about it. I would suggest MSNBC heartfelt since you apologizes to the Rockefeller family. That’s a great place to start if you’re capable of that. Because you stole Michael’s image somehow you used Michael and then there came Lacey. It’s just cause-and-effect sweetie. It’s very simple. You channeled, Michael, Lacey, his soulmate, who was devastated without him saw you channeling Michael, and fell off with you, but didn’t do anything about it until she accidentally start interacting with you telepathically on Instagram. And then the only thing she really did was send you three Fanmail messages seven years ago. He and see that’s the problem with New Age. You should know this Chris, if you were raised Catholic. ghost could exist. And if you channel someone who’s dead, it’ll it’s a dead person who had a life or could’ve had a life. It’s so simple you channeled, Michael Lacey saw you. You may have even conjured her and then because of that she fell in love with you temporarily.
But sweetie is disturbing as it is to her as well that’s what she understands to be a possible reality because it makes sense. The person she was in love with is not you. It was your persona, but it was your persona in a flushed out way that really makes more sense if you were channeling someone who she could love who is dead. That is not her orientation. That is not who she wants to be with. She’d rather be with a living person but she’s in a horrible situation where she’s essentially living in isolation and it’s horrific. So actually Asmats understand her very well. They find us backwards. And an actually we might be in some ways in this regard. And so you channeled a dead person named Michael Rockefeller, Michael Rockefeller’s wife will say who actually is Lem Billings’s twin flame and who is also soulmates with Harold Loeb, and other people…was conjured and fell in love with you because she thought you were Michael. She thought you were Michael because she didn’t know who Michael was. Whether there’s reincarnation in the Bible or not, that’s not something we know. Do you understand what I’m saying? We don’t know who exist before we meet them. We’re not God. The only way we would know that is if we were somehow very strongly connected to them like a soulmate or a twin flame. Except even in that case we can some times have blindnesses, because of how fall in the world is. And so you may not know that you have a living, twin flame or a living soulmate. And likewise, you may not know that your twin flame and most of your soulmates if not, all of them are dead. I actually did not think that Jack was my soulmate. I actually thought that my soulmate was a woman, and that she was dead towards the end of my life if I didn’t subconsciously think that my entire life. I really did masturbate to thoughts of women specifically Lacey. I am from Billings, but I’m trying to argue very carefully and logically. And so you pretended to be Michael to get paid millions of dollars on television. And then Michael’s sad tragic wife was conjured by the illuminati. Which makes sense it’s amazing that she hadn’t been conjured before. And actually, she may have been accidentally on occasions throughout her life. But because she’s not schizophrenic, she never thought it meant anything. She thought that it was just weird things that would happen to her that didn’t make any sense like brain farts or something. Or just strange supernatural coincidences. But that’s the problem. There are the Rockefellers you were channeling a dead Rockefeller. And has that ever occurred to you that you’re channeling a Rockefeller? Because that’s all that happened to Chris you and Diego channeled a dead Rockefeller and then that dead Rockefellers wife, who never was but would’ve been was conjured. I said, and then she fell in love with you because she thought you were Michael because you were channeling him. That is hardly Fatal Attraction sweetie that’s insane to think that it would be or is. So you channel Michael Rockefeller, and a woman who would’ve fallen instantly madly in love with him fell in love with you, as you were channeling him. Which is why she says, ‘I wasn’t in love with you.’ She means that literally. It’s a desperate attempt on her part to try to explain to you what’s happening. If you channeled Michael Rockefeller, she would have married him if he hadn’t died; we can’t guarantee it but it’s pretty likely. I know she’s not a Golddigger, but the fact that people have accused her of that makes sense when you consider that she would’ve very likely married Michael Rockefeller, and been a lot younger than him. And his family would have likely thought that of her because she’s not one, but it’s possible that’s been hunting her her whole life as a byproduct of the illuminati and the fact that they’re in it if it exists. And you know it’s still up to the conscience of the people who’ve accused her of that to deal with why they said it. But you were one of them and you thought that she was after your money which really doesn’t financially make sense. And it just goes to show how far removed you are from understanding her sweetie and the fact that you’re really more of a bystander who thinks he’s thee star. She saw Michael like you the first time she ever saw you on television potentially. And he actually walked down her hallway to try to warn her. But she couldn’t see him well enough he was just it was too faint. Which is why people who are in witchcraft have to be careful because it really isn’t some thing safe people that it just happens to. I don’t know if they can help it but if you’re choosing to do it, God tells you not to. And she’s one of those people where she sees things she experiences things and it probably isn’t a choice. If it is boy, it’s hard for her to know what to do with that, but it very well might not be a choice at all. Worst case scenario it’s a choice and it’s how she survived her entire life literally. And then that’s like stealing to not starve to death. So you can’t accuse her of being in a street urchin sweeties she was raised in an old money family and they’re very unusual people. And it’s very likely that if Michael had lived, somehow, she would’ve done would’ve ended up, married to him even though he was a lot older than her. I don’t think either of them, would have I thought it mattered at all and they’re not perverted. It’s possible that they’re just very intelligent, sensitive people and somehow he would’ve known that she wasn’t too young for him and she would’ve known that he wasn’t really too old for her potentially at all if anything at times, she might’ve felt too old for him and he would’ve thought that was silly considering her age and he might’ve been right. But that’s a love story that never was.
So you channeled, Michael Lacey is the wife that he would’ve had potentially she saw his ghost on you. Most likely the first time she saw you she literally saw in her spirit Michael. And that was when she started falling in love with you what would she have thought if she just seen you? She would’ve thought you seemed immature and vibrant, hopeful, maybe evil, but not at all her type. You’re really not someone who she would be attracted to at all. Because she’s complicated sweetie. So, even though you have a physical form that if it was inhabited by someone different, she could find attractive you’re not physically exactly right… and yet with Michael, being who you were channeling, she could somehow find you platypus, even though you’re not really her ideal. There are things about you the right deal but you weren’t really her ideal. Her ideal was Joe Kennedy, Junior, and me because she’s never seen Michael before. But I think Harold Loeb might’ve actually been her ideal to some degree as well. The truth is she could love very few people that much and we’re all possibly like that. Jack was not my soulmate. He’s not my twin flame. That’s an illusion. I know that’s the problem you still don’t seem to intellectually grasp the concept that I’m trying to express.
Oh, and I’m sorry we’ve tried at this point desperately on this post, probably partially to help Putin. The Romanovs are friends of mine at this point. Umm…to some degree. I and I don’t think you seem to understand that Putin is a real leader of a real country. Do you understand the concept of leader in a country Chris or not? And so he really does owe it to the illuminati to explain this. And we’re helping him.
God, please forgive us if it’s not entirely for innocent reasons.
You cannot keep believing that she was in love with you. She wasn’t at all. That was a misunderstanding on her part sweetie. She thought you were Michael and you’re not. She didn’t know who Michael was, but with being a creature of the universe, as God created her to be she was not able to resist that part of her humanity, and she fell in love. But it wasn’t with you at all. And she tries to tell you that to disengage herself and you don’t want to hear it. If there isn’t an illuminati or if there is and you’re not in it, how do we communicate with this entity to go away and go to hell if it’s a demon because it doesn’t seem to work. And the fact that you don’t go away is it just that you’re really Chris and that you really don’t fathom how she’s not in love with you anymore. And I think that’s because it’s astounding to you that someone could be so madly in love, and then it would just disappear. But it does make sense sweetie if you think about it in the context of her, not being in love with you. She was in love with someone who is dead who you were channeling and so when you stopped channeling them, it took her a while, but she started to realize that something was horribly a mess and then she slowly became devastated realizing that at first that you were in love with her, which was actually very devastating, because it was like Michael, not being in love with her, or even finding her valuable as a human being I mean you essentially made Michael call her a dog face and a Golddigger… which is why you owe an apology to his family and not just Lacey and my family as well.
You made it seem like Michael wouldn’t be capable of choosing her at all I would rather be with Aaron or your wife or no one. And that was devastating but then because she’s Lacey and she’s my twin flame if they exist in Christianity but they do but they might not be called twin flames. She got over it and she thought well you know you know you move on because she’s mine. Hey, and actually I think she also might’ve been thinking about Louis and Scott and Michael being as brilliant as he is not going there himself using old money in Seattle. She went to an estate sale at a beautiful old house on Lake Washington, and I’m fairly certain he was there and helped her buy a perfume that totally calmed down her nerves. What was it? I think it was actually Tresor by Lancome. It was the peach it was a very old bottle. It was the peach that called her down the smell of the peach. Some thing about the smell of peaches in the 1990s just really calmed her down. And Louis was also possibly a part of that. It was a bit of an emergency operation possibly because you literally were doing things that I’m not even going to begin to explain.
And it is taking us seven years to explain this to you, which is a tragedy in and of itself. You channeled Michael Rockefeller his wife, who never was was and then she fell in love and then when she realized that it wasn’t you she completely fell out of love with you and that was in 2017. Because you were still getting her attention up until then. But in 2017 when she moved back to Saint Paul, somehow she just thought, ‘Hey this is just too dumb. There’s no way in the world that I could possibly be his soulmate.’ And it’s not in a Satanic sense. She just it was like she just finally clicked in her head and she thought he couldn’t possibly be that meaningful to me as God has created us Jesus his father created us because he is it just doesn’t make sense. OK you just weren’t making sense anymore. You were to off from anyone who she could love the way that she loves men. She just couldn’t. She could love you and she just couldn’t love you and she thought this is insane that I thought that he could be that special to me. But she thought I’ve made mistakes before him. Maybe not quite like this, but I’m just going to let it go because it’s just this is insane.
And that’s what you don’t seem to understand she got over you because she slowly realize that you weren’t Michael. And when she realized that you weren’t Michael Rockefeller, that’s what we’re talking about no other Michael, and that was the end of all of her feelings for you, and she no longer wants to have anything to do with you at all. And it’s not because she’s insane or because she was evil or because she was in some movie were you were the star and she was like the crazy woman in fatal attraction. That’s what you and Glenn and your wife and Aaron and a lot of liberals have thought for seven years now. And you’ve been obsessed with it. And it might be actually literally insane.
Tom Ford, very easily could’ve created bitter peach inspired by her and her Instagram account because he intuited that peach meant something to her in regard to you. We don’t know we’re not God. But let me tell you something if that’s what happened. I’m gonna punch that fucker in the face I’m not homosexual let me say it. And I was gonna call him a fucker, but that’s the swearword that came to Lacey to ride on this block. Let me tell you something I’m not attracted to you and I know that’s what you think you’re attracted to me which is sad because I was straight. Do you telephone love with straight men Tom and you’re a narcissist and that’s why you called her a bitter peach were you empathizing with her or were you projecting your problems onto someone else to feel better about your little new money ass? I can’t stand you I neither can Lacey. I really wasn’t gay at all. we would like to like you we love your perfume I lost my virginity while she was wearing lost Cherry. I love their peach on her as well but we can’t like you because you don’t let us because you’re obsessed seemingly we’re thinking that I’m homosexual or are you finally getting over that and I’m not coming onto you there’s no secret room gonna come onto you in your sleep someday that’s never happening for all of eternity you dumbass. You use gay men and women to channel me and then you expect it to somehow make sense it doesn’t because I was never a woman and I’ve never met K at all and when I come through Lacey, you cut off my words to sound more gay because you can’t stand the fact that she can make me straight which is what I actually was. And that’s part of how you’ve been altering her words because I was straight and I’m her twin flame. Oh, and you don’t like when I sound straight because that makes you wonder if I really was straight. And I actually was come back here. You can’t get out of this you’re an asshole. I am not using that as a euphemism to come onto you and this is why I just wanna punch you in the face because I get sick of trying to reason with people like you.
And I have never been in love with anyone alive other than Lacey possibly ever and they’ve never been a man. But she’s possibly the only person I’ve actually ever been in love with. I don’t care that might worry her. But she trust me enough and trust God to know that it’ll probably be OK. Does that seem like a bitter person to you? No it doesn’t.
But you thought she was bitter and excited the hell out of you didn’t it because you’ve always wanted her to be. Misery loves company and you’re all very bitter. Is that it? Finally finally, you could take her down off of the pedestal that God put her on or Satan. So which one is it? If it’s Satan, it probably doesn’t make sense to fight her with evil, because I don’t think that she is evil and the reason Satan put her there was to torture you with sin and death. He did that with me as well. He did it was a lot of people who are just naturally gifted or beautiful, or both like in our cases. But in heaven, we are equals, and Lacey doesn’t have a problem with that you do because you’re still obsessed with being hurt because you’ve never realized that you could be yourself and actually be her real equal to Christ. You’re not that right now and it bothers her possibly as much as it bothers you which bothers you more because then you can’t use something else and to feel better than her. Which turns you all into worthless nothings in relation to her, because you have no love to give her just an obsession with being better than her. Thankfully, not all people who’ve ever lived are as weak, pathetic and sad as all of you. Or if they are, they had a conscience and they didn’t worship Satan. Do you want to go worship them? I guarantee you you think you’re a hell of a lot better than they are and you’re probably killing them right now to get rich. Which just makes you look even more useless and worthless.
Call this is the kind of stuff that Lacey is actually angry about and the rest of it is really a lie. Because she thought Chris was Michael and so essentially Michael was saying, ‘Go away dog face I hate you.‘. And if you know anything about our souls and love, you should know that would be a confounding thing for any human to hear who is capable of love. Because it doesn’t make sense. Your ultimate soulmate out of all humans to ever exist is telling you that you’re worthless piece of shit. And not ultimate soulmate as in twin flame but ultimate soulmate soulmate as in an actual soulmate. And that’s why she had such a strong reaction to him because it was so profound for her as an individual. And it wasn’t a bizarre state that she was in. It was monumental to her existence. I am thankfully, Lacey’s incredibly rational, and she realized that something was amiss. But that enough itself has been problematic, because how did she do that by being British essentially an upper class and loving Christ as her savior. I see you created it in Normas Lee pig problem, and then it was rectified by Great Britain and Jesus what Jesus really, but the British were part of how this whole thing was not a total disaster for humanity. And the Romanoffs know that. I think this is where you become a baffling character in history.
Why have you all in your quest? Spiritually assumed that Lacey was in love with you. Is it really your narcissism or what? Because it doesn’t make any sense. At some point you should’ve realized that she wasn’t really in love with you. Oh, and if you can’t realize that that’s probably because you want her to be in love with you because it meant something to you. And that goes for Bobby and me and Bobby and her. Lacey and I are in love Bobby, we’re not in love with you and we never have been. But I think it meant something to him to think that I was in love with him. Just like it would mean something to him now to think that Lacey was in love with him. A lot of people are obsessed with that mythology. But it’s myth. It’s not reality.
And in the same way, you have created a mythology in the liberals in America to think that Lacey is bitter, poor, ugly, and in love with you. And sweetie she was never any of those things. None of that is real. And that’s part of the problem. That’s what this post is about remember?” says Lem Billings.
“ mr. and Mrs. Billings is what you should call Lacey and Lem.” says NBC.
“ Did we ever know her at all?“ asks Kate Hayes.
“ you could have, but you chose to ignore who she was because you didn’t like it because it made you feel bad about yourselves.” says Lem.
“Mr. and Mrs. Billings is what Bobby should be addressing you as right now, but he refuses to I’m sorry.” says Kate.
“ Because Lem is my friend that was my friend. I shot heroin with him in his apartment, and we had a really good time we never had sex, but he smiled at me while I was making eyes at him, and the smile was patronizing to some people but to me, it was just pure, sexual energy emanating from his face and I was just the hot understanding dude, who was cool with it.” says Bobby. “And I am just going to stand up for truth and righteousness, man, and say that’s reality. I refused by the bullshit you guys. I refuse to buy into it.”
“ That’s not -he’s not really being serious though he’s just making a joke.” says a Boomer woman.
“But he’s not really being serious though he’s just making a joke.” says an American Boomer woman.
“ I don’t know about that. I think he might be being serious.” says Lem.
“ yeah exactly Lem and you know that I’m telling the truth so you’re welcome.” says Bobby.
“No, you’re not telling the truth. I do not accept that invitation to thankfulness. You assumed that I was not saying anything because I was agreeing with you.” says Lem to Bobby.
“So why do we like the mythology of Lacey being crazy and in love with Chris Hayes?” asks Matthew Perry.
“Ahh…because that’s what she is!?” says Caroline Kennedy.
“But why do you get to decide that Caroline?” asks the CIA.
“Because she’s obsessed with becoming me. It’s weird it’s like a weird sexual obsession for her.” says Caroline.
“I don’t see any evidence for that Caroline and I think your father actually felt that for her.” says a psychologist.
“But Lem is mine and he was in love with me, but people in my family just don’t know that because I’m the most beautiful one of all of them.” says Caroline Kennedy.
“Well I don’t know about that Caroline I mean I kind of think he was in love with me but OK.” says Bobby.
“ OK but like no but like for real I think he thought I was his son.” says David A. Kennedy.
“He was in love with me and actually I was the most pretty one. He once helped me into a car and he looked into my eyes and I was just like, ‘Damn he wants me really bad.’” says Maria Shriver.
“ I mean no he was more in love with me I was the hottest one in the family and he was in love with me.” says Kick Kennedy.
“ all right whatever doesn’t know is that I shared a very special connection with him, and I often times wondered if there was something between us that defied his sexuality as a gay man.” says Eunice.
“Well I mean no, he was in love with me he’s admitted that he was attracted to me.” says Jackie Kennedy Onassis.
“And I think he was in love with me.” says Elon Musk.
“ oh my God, you too yeah oh my God I understand what you mean I really do wow Elon, I don’t recall you being in our family but somehow spiritually you clearly were and that makes so much sense. Oh my gosh he was in love with Elon too.” say the Kennedys.
“ I was actually testing you all just so you know.” says Elon.
“ I know you weren’t you’re being serious.” say the Kennedys.
“ do you know who is the most in love with though?” asks Elon.
“ well that’s not something you talk about you don’t talk about that kind of stuff.” say all narcissists.
“ look it was me.” says Eunice.
“ which really means that every single person in my family thought it was them, and they just kept it a secret to feel superior to everyone else.“ says Joe Kennedy Senior.
“ was he in love with any of you?” asks Elon.
“ no no he wasn’t and I have kids right now in hell who can’t quite fathom that.” says Joe Kennedy Senior.
“ they’re not permanently in hell hopefully that’s not something that’s discuss till logically could someone temporary go to hell if they were grass in purgatory but no seemingly they’re not there forever and it’s by choice that they’re there that Hass to be made clear it’s by choice anyone goes there, but they really are choosing to go there because they don’t want to except some part of their sinful nature as being the reality of their experience or lack of a better way to explain it, they don’t wanna be humble around Lacey they don’t wanna be loving to her and they don’t wanna have to let go of lame and let him exist as who he actually is which is obviously not some thing God can tolerate because that’s their soul obsession that they can’t stop trying to make Lem’s who they want him to be and to destroy Lacey and make her cease to exist because he does love her and he actually is straight, so they want to profoundly reject Lacey from existence and make them who they want him to be which isn’t just gay they would alter his personality in different ways as well so essentially, they don’t want him to exist either, but they’re smart enough to know that they can’t really make him cease to exist, without making him cease to exist. My family has an arm on speakable hatred for Lacey that’s profound, even though we actually like love her in a way. And we actually like and love her just as she is, she’s wonderful. We actually adore her. She’s like Joe but a woman. We adore her but we also hate her profoundly and because we’re on addictive perverse sexually obsessed, narcissistic evil family were more obsessed with love in his penis, then we are with Lacey and the love that she actually sexually had for Joe Senior or even Joe Junior. He they were both in love with her, and that that was the normal thing to do would just be to except that and realize that Lem is just like a bystander, and that we experience with him was kind of just a fluke but we don’t want to accept that. because that’s just that’s godly and to normal and so because were evil we could have been we couldn’t well Joe Senior and Joe Junior kind of but mostly just Joe Senior because she won’t really be with either of them anymore but Joe Junior could’ve had amazingly great sex with her more than almost anyone to ever exist, which you think would be good for a sex addict, but that’s not something that we could allow him because that would’ve been godly and then we would’ve had to accept Christ in his authority in different areas of our lives and so we thought no we’re not going to you know progress in Purgatory and Except that Sunesson we still want to be sinful we’re having a hard time in purgatory and so we just thought why we happy and the way that God wants us to be just in a fight fight God and try to make love Lacey but as a man.
Not like Lacey’s other half who is her who she belongs to but like of a male version of her, which actually ends up turning out more like Harold Loeb or Louis then we thought it would. And then Lacey is like, ‘who is that gay man who looks like a Jew?’ And we’re just like, ‘No one! there’s no one Jewish here.’ And that’s not because we’re trying to help the Jews during the holocaust. It’s because love wasn’t Jewish and just because the person we’re trying to turn him into is Jewish doesn’t mean that he’s Jewish see you got understand we knew Lem really really well. So when we turned him into a Jew, and then a Jewish man, who looks like him manifested for jack to date, we just were angry because it’s just offensive.
I mean, how dare these English aristocrats be so stuffy and know it all on upper class assholes. Trying to help us we don’t need fucking help from anyone. Don’t tell me Lacey bitch don’t tell me don’t tell me what to do. You don’t know what lame looks like. You don’t know that we’re turning him into a Jew that’s not even what we’re doing you just don’t know you don’t know the way that we know him right?
You’ve heard our dad say that he wishes he could be with you for eternity, but he didn’t mean that at all. How do we know because he molested us in a weird way at times psychologically at least and so we know a lot about him in a way that you don’t see you just slept with him because you didn’t know he was evil we knew he was because we’re his kids and we’re like him we’re evil too. So really we’re just trying to help you out mom and protect you from dad so that he won’t sleep with you until the last us. Because you can’t handle him like we can we’re his kids and you could’ve been our mom but we can handle him better than you because we’re his kids and we have them in with us. It’s like an immunity.” says all if not most descendants of JP Kennedy.
“ what is your father really that bad? Or was it more just a horrible confusion in the family?” asks Lacey.
“ and he wasn’t necessarily that bad he might’ve actually loved us in a fatherly way at times and you don’t know that that’s worse than it being worse.” they say.
“ Know I actually think that is probably not as bad as it being worse. But that being said, I don’t think I’m your mom.” says Lacey.
“ or we kind of liked you sometimes.” says JFK.
“ well, Jack we’ve been down that road and Japan had earthquakes so I think will avoid that for now sweetie but that being said if you don’t spend eternity in hell, you will be in heaven someday and you’ll be very happy.” says Lacey.
“ so Jack tried to get Lem to suck his penis…and we don’t know if that had anything to do with his father or not? Because it’s disturbing. Why is he trying to find some way secretly and his perverted sociopathic heart to molest his father back or to be with his father because he was that brainwashed and sociopathic? I don’t think Jack realizes that lemon his relationship is like not real if Linn was straight which seems likely I don’t think he was even in love with him as much as he probably even thinks it was I I think he may be didn’t love them at all, but I think that he was in love with him more than he lets up, so it’s like he didn’t have love for love because he was a sociopath, but he was in love with him because people are complicated psychologically. And that’s whether there’s homosexuality allowed in heaven or not. There could be a lot of dead people right now. Who’ve been very hateful to Lacey and thought they were justified because they were Christians and they don’t realize how evil they’ve been, and they might actually be regressing to hell themselves. So be careful when you attack Lacey. And that goes out to dead people.
You can’t underestimate the power of truth. When it’s from God. And there is no truth that’s a real truth aside from Him. And the problem that I’m having right now is I’m wondering if it’s possible that their obsession with Lem’s is actually an obsession with Lacey. Because I think as Tom’s daughter, if they’re being adults about their own emotions, they would admit that that’s part of why they’re obsessed with her and she is very beautiful and she was in love with her father she was in love with Joe to Joe Junior before she understood what was going on And then she seems to be in love with any of them by choice. I know they like her but it’s on a human level and I think they have a very hard time excepting their own humanity and it’s sad because it’s so simple. And I think that’s where there’s a bit of a problem and that’s where you have to hope that they don’t keep rejecting Christ and you have to trust God that he’ll try to find someway to keep him allowing them to experience reality and health with a hope that they will stop choosing to be there, and that they’ll start choosing to be in purgatory, and dealing with the hard work of letting go of their sinful nature.
It’s excepting that they like Lacey, and that it might really have nothing to do with them at all in a way because Lacey would be separate from love if she was with her father, which is why it’s her not lame at all. Love actually has nothing to do with him. He’s totally unrelated because it’s his Christianity. Look at Swedenborg OK if you’re trying to figure out what I’m talking about she Islom soulmate, but it seems as though Joe had a chance to be her soulmate and a sense of eternity to be hurt. It seems like their father could’ve been her twin plate, and it didn’t work out or there was someone better and that’s the sad truth they can’t except either they can’t accept defeat and for some reason they don’t have faith enough in God to have to believe that there be someone better than her for their father and for them.
And so they cling to lamb and that’s the problem with evil it doesn’t work they’re attacking Lacey who they would love if they could except the humanity as being redeemed through Christ, so that if they could except that they need his salvation in every aspect of their heart and soul they could probably deal with losing her, and it would actually make sense to them But instead they’re attacking Lem’s to get him to be theirs for eternity to obliterate her because they don’t want to lose her and they can’t believe there’s anyone better.
It’s embarrassing it’s tragic and if Lacey could’ve been with them and been happy, I don’t know that we needed to know all this about them because it’s really embarrassing. It’s sad but that’s where we are right now that’s what happened. I know she’s with him and he was it get it all and so they’re having to deal with a lot of sudden difficult harsh truths, which is why even if Jack actually was behind the earthquake in Japan, he might not be permanently in hell because it’s possible that it’s been a lot for him to process very quickly, and even the people who died may be aware that knowing how much there was for him to analyze, maybe he doesn’t deserve to be in hell forever for a while possibly because they died, and some of them really shouldn’t have been dead, but I think they can except that might not be forever because he was genuinely that confused at times.
And that’s the problem, MSNBC, and a lot of other people who are liberals who like the Lacey’s bitter mythology probably need to be really aware of themselves right now because they’ve created a mess. She’s not that person is that an imaginary person to people created was it a demon? Was it someone else because the person that she is is not who you think she is and she was in love with someone who is not who you are, who you were channeling. So who was it that you guys liked or hated and liked or something I don’t think it was Carrie her dead sister, if that woman exists. Is there a demonic entity who you’re attached to or is there someone alive we don’t even know? Is it actually Britney Spears? And I’m gonna repeat that last one in there going to go to bed, and this is the end of all of your warnings, potentially for eternity. Do you think Lacey is Britney Spears and if so, when is the dog face she’s not as pretty as Lacey could she have been a Golddigger possibly would you call her dog face? Maybe if you’re trying to put her in her place, but also sort of come onto her but that doesn’t work with Lacey that would be Britney Spears Chris not Lacey. And same goes to you, Casi maybe you into the Britney Spears was not straight, but that’s not Lacey. Lacey is straight and she doesn’t actually look that much like Britney Spears or Katherine Heigl or a lot of these other people who you want her to look like. She looks slightly like Katherine Heigl, but it’s maybe not as strong of a look at you know, a resemblance, as you would think if you saw some of the women in the greatest generation who have similar features to Lacey. Oh, I think maybe you think she’s Katherine Heigl I think you think she’s Britney Spears I think you think she’s people that she’s not did you specifically think she was Britney Spears though? And that’s the end of all of your warnings.” says Harold Loeb.
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