“Who Is Lacey Banks?” by Tsar Vladimir Putin

Am I Alexei Romanov reincarnated?

Is that a photo of me in my last life?

Maybe not. Maybe it’s just a beautiful idea, like a human flying. But it’s simply not how God created us. Maybe it’s actually something that would lend evil a helping hand.

If it is something God created, the master of universe, Jesus Christ…then…why couldn’t I be him? Well, the main reason I can imagine is that I’m simply not. I’m not him and he’s not me.

…What worries me, as a man of conscience, is that I do…resonate with the concept that should reincarnation be in the Bible…I’m Alexei Romanov reincarnated. Hopefully if I’m not him, he’s not terribly insulted.

And if I am him, well…perhaps…I’m trying to explain to the Russians that my family really did care. We cared so much that I came back to be the Tsar. The chef’s kid. Not the Tsar’s kid. And yet I still care! I still love Russia, dearly. It’s not necessarily just about personal gain for me. …I love my country.

Why a chef’s son? Because…we went through the Russian Revolution. Remember? …The last Tsar and his family were shot. The Russian Revolution was a communist revolution. So…if I’m Alexei…I was shot and killed as a child. And yet…we understand and understood. Why? Because…we were…the Romanovs. Right? We…may have been put in charge of the country by God Himself. Divine Right of Kings.

So…if I’m Alexei Romanov…I came back for a reason.

I am a Christian. And I if I am Alexei Romanov reincarnation isn’t Buddhist. It isn’t Muslim or Hebrew or Jewish or Hindu. It’s…hilariously…Christian. Because there is no other religion that’s real. The rest are just lies. …Is it possible though? Is it in the Bible?

Listen…the Illuminati is Rosicrucian organization, largely. So…I hear a lot about it at various levels. I hear a lot about reincarnation. And they really believe it. …Truthfully…those sorts of theories are often popular with lots of…people. And…if I am Alexei I grew-up hearing about it, potentially. But…what is true? God is true. So let’s worship Jesus Christ. I’m Russian Orthodox and I don’t deviate from the traditional teachings of the Russian Orthodox Church. We don’t have to know everything. And yet, I personally am bothered by this question.

Am I Alexei Romanov reincarnated? It worries me. But I know to ask God first in prayer. God knows, of course.

I can tell you…if Lacey Banks is a Scottish aristocrat…it makes sense.

What worries Mr. Schweitzer is that…I seem terrifying. Terrifying in general, but especially if I’m a Romanov reincarnated.

You know…let’s say I am a Romanov reincarnated. Why doesn’t the US respect me? My family wasn’t stupid. And actually…as much as I love Russia, I’m not…beneath George Bush socially. Did he snub me? I’m not I like that. It’s hurtful but…is it also…inappropriate?

“I think it would be.” says Tsar Nicholas II.

“Even if I’m a chef’s kid now?” asks Tsar Vladimir Putin.

“If you were Alexei, you still are my son. I’m sorry.” says Tsar Nicholas II.

“You must have really loved Alexei.” says Tsar Putin.

“I did.” says Tsar Nicholas II. “He was my favorite son.”

Tsar Putin smiles.

“It’s a beautiful idea.” says Tsar Putin.

But is it true? See…being careful isn’t weak. It’s wise. The only time to accept what’s presented and not questions is in an emergency and then you must still be wise.