“WTF” by An Average American Man

Astronaut In The Ocean by Masked Wolf plays.

I don’t understand why this blog is being written. It’s just stupid to me because this arrogant bitch from some fucking farm in North Dakota who is mildly attractive- I mean give her a break I guess? She’s not a total mannish ball buster. I mean come on she said she has curves but I’ve looked at her body and she’s like a man and I’m kind of not that attractive but like I don’t need to like look at the photos. I don’t need to look at her body . I already know. I already know. I already know. I already know. I already know. I already know. I already know…everything. I already know. Oh my God.

I mean, it’s like her smile is like all like weird and sharp like a dog.

and then she has this like bulbous weird fucked up nose.

And then it’s like her skin is like weird like see-through like fucked up shit. No, it’s like-it’s like fucked up shit it’s like all see-through.

“Except, that’s like nothing at all what she looks like. Are you are you being serious?” asks Casi.

I’m being fucked up serious no I’m not being fucked up serious. I’m being completely serious. I looked at her this is that’s what she looks like I mean OK I have barely looked at her. I just glanced at her for a second. I just glanced at her, but I just glanced away and I’m like damn you.

(Adult content below)

What?

“So like when you lift up your arm, it lifts up your boob and it can make it look like you have less of a boob. That being said if you look at the picture above, I think you can tell that Lacey has a sense of humor, but also that she’s not really that mannish.” says a Millennial woman.

I just looked that’s a mannish boob.

“Ahh. No it’s not.” says a straight man.

What the fuck do you want for me? You’re right. She has hot tits. OK? And she has a curvy body. And in all honesty I looked at her face and it really turned me on. What do you want from me?

“Why is it a crime? Why are you so bothered by that?“ asks the CIA.

I don’t! I don’t know! I don’t know! I just I get the sense of my God. I get the sense in my intuitive gut that I was just like-I’m gonna be locked-up and thrown into Hell for just like looking at her.

“Hey, wasn’t going to lock you up. I was just going to destroy you.” says Joe Kennedy Junior.

Who the fuck are you?

“I’m that terrifying sense that all men have gotten who have ever looked at her.” says Joe Kennedy Junior.

“Is she hotter than most Millennial women in this picture?“ asks Lady Gaga.

Hell yeah are you kidding me she’s 40 she’s never had plastic surgery she’s not wearing a bra. You can tell if your man what she looks like when she takes her clothes off and she’s only 40 so it’s like well. She kind a looks like a hot as fuck, greatest generation woman who’s like petite like you all like to say that Marilyn Monroe is petite. She wasn’t get a fucking clue, Lacey is actually petite but like not really she’s more petite in the way that lame Billingswood perceive her so it’s sort of like she’s 57 petite I’m sorry if that’s too complicated of a concept for your little P brain to understand but that’s just reality. She’s petite, but she’s very curvy and an old fashion way, and if you don’t like women or that’s not your thing fine but that’s the problem she’s like and she’s like niche she’s like a vintage connoisseurs cog knack or something OK so if you’re really in to women you might get a taste for her because she’s kind of hot shit But it’s not something that every man would appreciate the really sick thing is though before we start attacking her. I don’t think there’s a man alive who would’ve said that she was really beautiful because objectively she just is but that’s where we have to be honest sweetie and grow up. You’re not that pretty Lady Gaga you’re kind of ugly objectively she’s far better looking than you you’re white trash Lady Gaga she’s aristocratical of money in a way that I don’t even know if you understand Your way out of line to try to laugh at her right now and so is Jenna Fischer, who looks like a dog compared to her and that’s why this whole thing is gotten so fucking messed up because you people don’t have the conscience the intelligence or the maturity to realize how stupid you’re actually being, you’re so pampered and cater to and taken care of by boomers and other people who babysit you constantly, even when you’re adults That you’ve never had to grow up and realize how fucked up you are in a real way and you love to poke fun at the boomers and you love spoke to other people who screwed up before you, but no one‘s ever done that to you not really and I’m sorry that they happen. I’m sorry that we were self indulgent Bitch generation that raised you with babysitters and daycare’s. You have no idea how fucked up you people are yourselves you’re not vintage just because you fucked Tony Bennett once when you were drunk you dumb little whore she’s actually vintage and I’m sorry that looks like you have a penis Lady Gaga, and you have terrible taste compared to her, you’re not Madonna you’re ugly and you look daemonic you’re gross I don’t know why gay man likes you. It was weird and there’s a reason you’re not popular anymore that being said Lacey dad wants to defend you because she thinks you’re getting the wrong impression of yourself and you know what I’m not going to let her because why the hell did she do what you said she have to constantly babysit you grow up and develop a sense of self for once you bitch.

Poker Face by Lady Gaga plays.

“ did you ever have that experience that you’re singing about or not?” asks Lacey.

“ no no the song that I sing about never happened to me I’m not attractive enough.” says Lady Gaga. “I’m completely full of it.”

Oh, OK so I guess she’s just really attractive?

“Yeah. She is. And she’s not objectively a Millennial. She’s far curvier than any Millennial really could ever be. OK? So her breasts look like Marilyn Monroe‘s breasts. They’re shaped very similarly. If you find a naked picture of Marilyn Monroe, you’re basically looking at a naked picture of Lacey‘s breasts.” says a man from America who was average in 1970.

Why do I have to listen to what you think?

“Because I am you from the past, and in the context of this conversation, it would make sense to hear what I have to think- What I have to say.” says the average man from the 1970’s.

OK but that’s not how we are anymore. Listen, I think I was bullied by Joe- But when I look at her and like, you know, I can’t really look at her because I want to fuck women. I want to fuck women.

“They own your dick?” asks the average American man from 1970.

And they didn’t on your dick?

He laughs. “ no they didn’t at all. Can you imagine Lacey owning lambs deck that’s the whole tragedy of what happen with Jack she did on his deck by the way it’s sad that you can’t just see her beauty. She really does have breast that are literally almost identical to Marilyn’s. They’re just smaller and Marilyn before she had plastic surgery and had her breasts enlarged was what are 2 cup sizes larger than Lacey at most they’re very similar and their shape and that way, but I mean it’s just genetic they’re in the same generation genetically so I can appreciate Maryland. OK I’m sorry if you can’t I I think Carol is hot as hell and objectively she just is buddy I’m sorry I don’t know what the fuck you little bitches are looking for today in a woman but those are hot tits. I know Lacey‘s tits are like a 32C or maybe something like that but listen when you’re looking at them and they’re there the size isn’t as essential OK if the size is nice but it’s negligible it’s kind of like filet mignon and it’s like what would you rather have like a cheap piece of you know enormous crap steak with plastic in it or would you rather have a filet mignon from 1970 before global warming made by one of the best French chefs in New York that’s what Lacey‘s tits are and I like steak I know what the hell you people eat nowadays but we ate steak OK Marilyn has larger tits and Lacey are they better? No they’re not they’re just bigger I believe it or not. You can’t go further than that because you can’t just make the steak bigger from Maryland it’s not quite like that it’s more like a different flavoring, so Lacey is more of I would say continental American baby British breast and Marilyn’s maybe a little more barbecue or I don’t even know what you do with filet mignon, but it is some sort of seasoned tangy sort of boob it’s not just you know classic filet mignon which by the way can be very satisfying, but I don’t know if it’s barbecue either. I don’t know if it’s teriyaki, I almost want to say OK now this is gonna be way above your paygrade. I want to say Maryland shit that’s gonna be hard for some people to hear Marilyn is lobster Marilyn’s lobster Marilyn’s a really good lobster and Lacey‘s filet mignon OK so there’s just like what is it called like land and sea or something so it’s like you’ve got Maryland in the seeing you’ve got Lacey and let him work on the mat ask for?” he says.

“ when I look objectively at Lacey‘s breasts and her and your Marilyn’s brass, they are shaped exactly like the spacing how they dart out from her body where they are on her chest Stephen and it’s really annoying that Al Franken looked at them telepathically, and then said oh, she has wide spaced boobs. You either saw them or you didn’t in your hat and we can send each other pictures in our head using psychic energy that we’ve learned how to harvest OK that’s how we use telepathy we talk to each other we Sentić other mental images when we do debates people don’t have ear pieces in their ear their hearing people telepathically. What I don’t understand is why doesn’t bother Lem’s that they’re smaller than Marilyn’s because yes they’re a yeah OK fine they’re the same shape they’re exactly the same actually if you really look at Marilyn’s breast and Lacey‘s breast it’s pretty creepy because I have a feeling that it’s like it stops there. I don’t like that in my head as a Boomer I’m like what the fuck they have the same boobs but they don’t have the same anything else is it OK if I had said that different but then it’s like the boob is the exact same boob but but Lacey‘s are just smaller, and then I’m realizing as I’m saying this isn’t sexual to me at all why is it sexual to me?” says Bobby Skakel (formerly Kennedy).

“ because you’re probably not Bobby supposed to screw women who are older than you that’s probably actually a little weird I know that’s not what boomers think but you don’t have to think everything they think.” says Bobby Kennedy Senior to his son.

“ you know I think you guys actually get genuinely confused by Lacey at times because you don’t know how to visually perceive what you’re seeing if you look at Marilyn’s arm, it looks fat, but Marilyn wasn’t fat in that picture. Marilyn has very beautiful breasts. They’re actually exquisite men used to comment on her. They used to sleep with her just to see them, there have been comments made like oh I slept with her and she wasn’t that good and bad but the brass were OK like it was a thing, so Lacey has the end boobs of her generation that she has like, even for the for the men in of the 1920s and this is where there’s the crossover so men in the 20s like that they’re smaller men who are her age like the shape.

But that’s the thing you have to be careful with because her breasts really aren’t that small some women have small boobs and today that’s a problem in their generation the size wasn’t as much of an obsession and I don’t know if people quite realized that him know so you can’t really make the comparison we’ve tried to explain this, but will try again what would Lacey’s boobs look like to a man from the greatest generation OK remember that picture of that woman who is sitting on a beach that’s what they look like but will try again OK this is obnoxious to have to do this for you people, but will do it one more time.” says a genetic expert in the Illuminati.

“ if you really do a side-by-side comparison and stop just lying to yourself, you notice that Lacey and Marilyn are actually objectively curvier mathematically then the woman in the shine picture above but to your eye to millennial eye. That’s what we’re seeing when we look at Lacey what were we seeing when we looked at Marilyn Monroe Pamela Anderson.” says an average man from 1970.

would like Pamela Anderson before she had her breast reduction, so Marilyn Monroe is Pamela Anderson, Thomas and Lacey is the natural version. She’s the one who’s in the swimsuit, so Lacey is a lot curlier than you think well and it’s not like it’s a perfect translation and someways that woman’s breasts are bigger and someways. Lacey‘s breasts are a little bigger, but that’s the best we can do for now OK you know and it’s fine that you don’t see the Maryland and Lacey that way but Lacey is 40 and she’s never posted post pictures of herself before ever seen. She’s never post to pictures of herself like that until the last couple of months and the reason why is that she’s 40 a she’s kind of over a lot of things that she realizes that a lot of you men really do have your penis is owned by the women of your generation and she is of your generation she is her children are normal but she’s not completely normal. She’s she’s normal enough where you guys could’ve dated her and it would’ve been fine but you chose not to you know you had the option of dating her and essentially using a sterling silver tea pot that you found at a thrift store she is a sterling silver teapot worth probably $1200, but it was found in the thrift store for maybe two or 300 at most probably closer to 150 that’s the problem it’s funny how it’s two or 300 you think will that’s not that’s a steal but then when you price at 150 it seems like it’s just kind of a shit tea pot it’s not that’s how vulnerable you people are to the power of suggestion we’re taking less money from you, but then we’re devaluing the product that we can’t actually do value so that you don’t buy it and we can keep it for ourselves.

So no she’s about a $1200 teapot maybe a little more than that possibly close so I’m trying to think of a sterling silver teapot maybe three or 4000 but that’s a lot for a teapot believe it or not probably closer to probably closer to to 1500 2000 really believe it or not you can get a decent sterling silver teapot for $2000 Yeah you’ll be with no idea how much expensive things actually cost and it’s gotten worse lately because ilumiNATTI can’t handle this conversation meeting that they’re very immature and stubborn they’re almost perverse. They stop rent at this point I mean it’s sick how stubborn they are, and they’re in ability to handle what’s happening to them but no, they’re essentially being audited and they don’t even realize that because they’re so stupid and stubborn.

Oh, I mean, Diego caused us to do an audit essentially and I’m not just you know this is me a human, but there’s also a demon saying this with me they’re auditing you sitting himself is auditing you because if Lacey dies, she really will probably try to in the world And she may be able to and you people will be directly responsible more than anyone else other than that made believe it or not it’s been eight years we’ve researched it and it’s the conclusion of possibly a lot of demons at a lot of dead people that that made that first made is far more responsible than you might think so in conjunction with the illuminati doing what it does it self the maid seems to be the most responsible person in Lacey‘s life which is shocking when you consider everyone involved but then with the illuminati, you have to include Bobby Kennedy and the Dead Kennedys too I suppose so the Dead Kennedys are included in the illuminati along with the living ones, but beyond what they’ve done That made really is shockingly responsible potentially for the end of the world and I don’t think she has include this walk even exist so that’s going to be awkward for all of us, reading those blog and participating in the conversation because we’re going to Noel a lot and I don’t know if that maids gonna have a clue What she did.

We’re getting back to our conversation of Lacey‘s boobs. Yes, they look like Marilyn’s and they are like Marilyn’s but they’re just natural and smaller. Could there be a woman with bigger boobs that are natural than the model above? Yeah, there could be why doesn’t love what boobs bigger than this woman’s:

oh, I don’t know ask him personally I look at those boobs of a man from that generation I’m dead and I think I don’t like I look at Lacey‘s and I think yeah why would I want boobs bigger than a Laceyz? Do you know part of it is just because of who is attached she’s extremely beautiful and she actually has a really nice personality and she’s intelligent and she’s well bred and she’s good company and if she liked me I would think I don’t know I mean they could be bigger but you know you kind of start to get attached to things I was a guy that likes big boobs OK so you start to get attached to things do you think I could tweak them and make them a little bigger in heaven we can do that when we’re dead it’s like I could tweak them and make them bigger but I am there if I want to I’m a little attached kind of like it I’ve gotten used to it I don’t know if I like the idea of changing it. I kind a like it and that’s how I would see it. She’s not my perfect woman, but I can’t deny the fact that she’s objectively really hot OK and then what’s the big deal right and I just don’t get it. I don’t get how you guys don’t get her beauty objectively when I look at that model above though I start I start to get it. You guys are really on a totally different wavelength of us mentally aren’t you?“ says a man from the 1970’s.

“ yeah because he when we see it we just see the size and the curve like the like the boobs today are supposed to be like a ball and they’re supposed to be closer together so it’s like they’re supposed to be balls they’re closer together and the bigger, the ball, the better.” says Al Franken.

“ you like that look of a ball, but then what’s going on in her head?” he asks.

“ I am we don’t worry about what’s going on in their head as much.” says Al Franken.

“ then how are you fucking them?” asks the man from the 1970’s.

“ they might be a little stupider.” says Al Franken.

“ well thanks for saying that that’s depressing as hell but thanks.” says the man from the 1970’s.

“ why do you guys like that shape?” asks a model.

“ because it’s more natural looking we like authenticity but we really actually like it. It’s such as a trend we really prefer it like it. It gets our dick hard OK that fake round look it’s just it’s kind of weird looking.” he says.

“ and you know maybe it’s not as weird as you think though it’s just different because I feel like some women in my generation like that’s the size issue not so much the shape and they say oh you know you have big balloons but I’m a little worried that if you put balloons in Lacey it won’t look the same as it does on us I think I think her breasts are just shaped rounder. I really think it’s just how are shaped soap to them that’s what’s natural.” says a model.

“ what OK I get the sense that there are models who would like to date old men from the past you are available would you be willing to be changed and altered in your brain and everything else just to be with us because you’d have to be.” he asks.

“ they’re OK there are some men I’ve asked there are some men who are dead that still like how that that model looks they’re not as common, but there are rare exceptions we’re not, and it’s rare, but there are some exceptions of men her like I don’t know, I kind of like that look, but it’s not common.” says Elliott Roosevelt.

“ but what’s wrong with them then?” asks a model.

“ hey nothing they’re just very very OK. There might be some that there’s something wrong with but some of them are just super adventurous and they know that you’re a grown woman and they can read that you’re equals and there are some rare men we’re ghost we’re just like that’s exciting. That’s like a whole new style of breast.” says F. Scott Fitzgerald.

“ are there dead men who are in my generation that I’ve never met like who are aborted sorry if that’s crass.” says a model.

“ are there yes with a date you I don’t know that’s where you should be careful with your spirit because they may not want you or they may the fact that you care at all is a good thing most likely but no there’s probably a decent number of men who are dead who are in your generation that you’ve just never met and yeah, that would be why Jesus I don’t even bother getting married life last like 30 years and then your dad that being said life last longer and also, he did say if you burn with passion, so the idea is that if it’s not like possible to not get married because it’s gonna drive you crazy because you’re gonna be too lonely because he doesn’t want you to be alone either so if you’re lonely, you probably need to get married and based on an out leading with that less Haslem, why do Lacey‘s smaller breasts not bother you Lem?” asks F. Scott Fitzgerald.

“ I is Lacey like a natural Pamela Anderson for men of the 1920s Scott?” aks Pamela Anderson.

“ oh, she’s not quite that risqué. I always had the sense that actress was slightly lady like and feminine maybe she’s not but if she is then there you go, that’s why I’m saying risqué she’s not. She’s a know if you can meet lady like would be a G it’s just it’s different, but no but she is yeah she is a bit of a Pamela could be a little more natural looking than yes that is what she looks like to the 1920s except she’s young and so it’s like if Pamela Anderson was natural maybe in the 19 lets you know in the 200 tens so like a natural Pamela Anderson who’s well bred in an in the 2000/10 is how the man of the 1920s see her so it’s a little after it’s time and yet they’re not as bothered by it and so they’re kind of like well I’m in my 50s or 60s but damn that was what I was looking for in my 20s or 30s and if she falls in love with me I think I could be quite happy to know and then considering how well Brad she is yes that’s why the gentleman that or her soulmates have an error of the Playboy to them, even if they’re not really all that terrible.” says Scott.

“ OK so we would call her like cinnamon butter cup today and will she be with some rich guy except she’s not a slut and she’s very well bred OK the thing is though as much as we love to have this conversation with you people do you understand what’s been said to you?” asks a demon.

“ why does it bother me? I’ve tried on larger breast sizes I’ve tried on smaller ones possibly actually I haven’t tried on smaller ones but I’ve done larger and I don’t like them. I like the exact size that she is believe it or not. Why does it bother me when the breast gets to be too big, it starts to look sloppy it looks sloppy in their clothes. It looks sloppy I don’t like women who look sloppy genetically. And I’m actually a horrible snob. I’m not gay I wasn’t gay I was a snob. I was very mean I’m a very mean hearted person and someways but I’m I’m very gentle. I’m very kind. I’m very loving and I’m not mean I’m not like a narcissist I’m not mean, but I am mean I mean I’m a mean person I’m not a nice person. I’m kind and loving but I’m not nice. I actually hate being imposed upon and that’s where the Kennedys were insane. I am very gentle. I’m very kind. I’m very patient. I’m extraordinarily well bred and incredibly well tempered And I am actually extremely fussy about everything.

So the model above is about as large as I want to get anything larger than that and her cup overflow with or it looks disproportionate for her body. I like how perfectly proportion she is everything matches. I might make her breast that Heidi bit bigger then again, I might not. They’re sagging slightly, but I’m I’m getting attached to the SAG, if she were to have worn part of what she’s doing when she was younger, her breast were her breast, but they were more perky and if she had worn that shirt, it would’ve looked better in person, but it would’ve looked too scandalous they’re perfect one is a little larger than the other, and I might fix that I might not I kind of am attached to it slightly because there’s some thing about it that’s just sort of charming in a way, but we’ll see I might fix that one and make them perfectly equal. I don’t know I kind of like the disproportionate looks lightly for some reason for the eye it’s kind of becoming, but I might I might make them perfectly equal we’ll see, but I wouldn’t want to make them much larger if it larger at all because it’s just perfectly proportion for her body and anything different than that bothers me too small it’s not right right it’s not satisfying even though it’s hurt and then I’m still satisfied, but it’s not a satisfy Even though I could be satisfied by her. The larger boobs, though no it’s just it’s nice but it’s like I don’t like it. I don’t like it or you people can’t handle you saying that I really don’t like it it’s not because I’m not straight enough. It’s because the boob is too damn big.” says Lem.

“ what the fuck do you mean by too damn big because to us it’s like you wanted to overflow.” says a living man.

“Why don’t know want something bigger that I can lick. It’s like wow look at that feast for the eyes.” says Lem.

Ms. Jackson by Outkast plays because this character singing this song is actually bisexual. When you listen to him…and hear his bisexuality he sounds…almost sincere. He sounds heartfelt.

“He’s leaving her for a man.” says Michael. “However…he really did love her. As much as a straight man. His new boyfriend just loves him more. Ms. Jackson’s daughter is a bit of a bitch.”

“why do I like the size of her boob? Was that the question no what’s to Denver back you know to be honest with you this is hard conversation to have because I was born in 1916 and genetically Lacey was born in 1918 she was born in 1983 but over the years her jeans may have been altered. Sorry if that’s scary to you. It’s like a sci-fi film now but that’s just the reality of it. She’s been through so much pain that she developed into us know when they could actually make some sense genetically her body decided to look like her father and her father’s family Tom so there’s very little of Margie and her because it just wasn’t working out so her body is literally altered itself to be more like us because of how rejected she’s been her whole life by people who were alive so she could’ve she could’ve looks more like you a little bit. Potentially she could’ve developed into a far more millennial hybrid, but that it would happened by the time she was about five her boobs had decided to become like ours. That was the end of her having big boobs. If she’d been loved and not bullied by the time she was about five or six her breasts might’ve been slightly larger and rounder looking, but she was too bullied and rejected and hated and she almost died because the doctor that really did happen mercifully thought maybe she should just be killed because she kept ending up in the emergency room dehydrated not because there was something wrong with her. the doctors couldn’t figure out and it was mysterious like Jack because she kept getting the stomach flu over and over and over again, and it was just the stomach flu and knowing what they know about molestation and child abuse they wondered if her parents were abusive and they were yes they’re old money elite know not everyone in their family is. Evil they might actually be better people than most people live, which is pathetic, but then that’s how she ended up looking like us because he pulled the past might not have been as evil. I’m sorry you’re delusional and think that you are an improvement on us you might not be. The truth is, if if if the doctor knew that she was being abused he really literally thought she might just be better off dead. He was a brilliant Jewish doctor is it wasn’t actually Butman it was but something else as if it was a butt kiss, or a butt, butt, curl or a butt, but but then it was not a typical name it was Jewish, so she calls him Dr. abutment to protect his identity and the limited illuminati doesn’t like that because their dip shit narcissistic little bimbo bitch is from the shit Hills of some dumb valley where everyone who lives there is basically just a horrid prick from hell and my prick I don’t mean a rich kid I mean a half human hybrid between a human and some skin walker or something.

Oh yeah I’m not angry right now is that accurate or not? Lacey would probably make it sound a hell of a lot more accurate because she care about that because she’s not me we are one. Do you understand that concept still or not?

The problem is you get these concepts concepts explain to you I’ve already explained why, but you don’t like that you don’t like the answer because it forces you to have to be real and you haven’t been real for about eight years in the illuminati with Lacey. You’ve been living in some delusional bubble and none of you are capable of getting out of it. You talk to her almost every day, so if you have calls right now because if you are talking to her as much as you pretend to be and you are you’ve been staying up a lot lately and a lot of you are old and can’t really handle it. It’s actually been very stupid to be staying up until 4 o’clock in the morning with a Ford-year-old and a ghost repeatedly over and over because she is in the upper money old class and you’re not so you have to go to a job even if it makes billions you have a job she doesn’t have one she’s old money upper class she’s running the world she’s old money upper class she doesn’t have to go to work because she’s not a middle class loser who made it into the illuminati like you if that’s what you are.

What is the scoop with the boobs though all right let’s look another picture. But don’t you fucking little pricks dare say to me that I’m being pornographic or pedophilic and showing this to you because I’m not I’m really not not ready for that if you’re gonna come at me and start yelling at me about the fact that I’m telling you something sexual in the next two seconds I’m gonna lose my shit, do you wanna see through our eyes because that’s what you’re trying to do little sex obsessed bitches do you want to see through my eyes because you know I’m straight and you wanna get high off her tits because you can’t figure out how to do you wanna know how to get high off her tits or would you rather just be innocent and trust me that I actually like the smaller boob?” says Lem.

“ I am honestly I don’t think Bobby is a good person to answer this question and I don’t even think he’s necessarily asking him although I think he might be I don’t trust Bobby to know how to take care of himself in that way I don’t really want to know what I would like is for you just explained it without telling me how to look at it that way.” says a living man.

“ OK I can do that. Will you finally believe that I wasn’t gay or no they are still going to harp on that?” says Lem.

Later.

“ so know what I find attractive about her boobs is that they’re not too big let me demonstrate what I mean.” says Lem.

That woman’s boobs look hotter just looking at them in the swimsuit when they’re bigger, but intriguingly when you take them out of the swimsuit which I would want to do if those were Lacey‘s boobs, I wouldn’t enjoy them as much as the other of the one before.” says Lem.

“Why?” asks Billie Eilish.

“ and because it’s not a sensual, the bigger the boob it’s not essential on some women and I’m just gonna say it on some women pic her boobs might be sensual him, but then that’s a different kind of boob and it’s just different things people are attracted to, and that’s what’s frustrating about this conversation is that you don’t understand that anymore seemingly that I could be straight and attracted to a woman with slightly smaller boobs and some women and then well yeah that’s like slightly smaller boobs so the larger boobs the truth is Lacey‘s boobs are well they’re on those. Oh they’re kind of pretty they’re pretty average for our generation, believe it or not, you might not see that in pictures but they’re actually somewhat average it’s they’re somewhat maybe so much smaller but I don’t know that they’re really that much smaller than average so she is like average size boobs maybe so much smaller and I like that that doesn’t mean that I’m not straight that’s insane.

That’s the thing is it’s sensual to me the perfectly shaped boob of her size is sensual to me. For some reason a bigger boob just doesn’t look as sensual. It’s like it looks arousing, but um, it looks arousing when she’s dressed but it doesn’t look arousing when she’s naked it looks. I’ve tried it on Lacey. It’s not as arousing. It’s like wow that’s a lot of boob on you but then when you takeoff the bra it’s like oh it’s just a lot of boob. It’s just more poop there’s just a bigger poop and it’s like OK well it’s just it’s just bigger, there’s nothing more to it than that it’s just bigger you know and that’s the frustrating thing is that people have been brainwashed into thinking it’s like now newer and bigger and better boob but the reality of it is that it’s just a bigger boob you know it’s just bigger there’s nothing more you know it doesn’t come with wet bells and whistles or something or cake it doesn’t arouse you more it’s just the same thing it’s just a boob and I like boobs believe it or not but I don’t I don’t get it what is it that happens for other men with a bigger boob because for me, I see them when they’re naked I’ve seen them on Lacey and I just think I know I’ve actually seen them too well, God is God so he was able to let me prove this so to speak for Lacey sake on my own, so I looked at another boob just to make sure that it’s not just her boobs and no I wasn’t aroused by them I wasn’t actually even as aroused by another woman’s body might not have been aroused at all other than knowing that I was aroused before I read it before Lacey it’s complicated but the idea though is that it’s like well yeah I would I find I would I find that arousing but it’s just a bigger boob there’s nothing it’s just bigger it’s just bigger like what the fuck do you? Why do you what what the fuck is better about bigger boobs I really I I might just not get it psychologically it might just not be who I am I I like I like the boobs and I like that boob and oh no that’s the problem. I answered the question a very straight way but people don’t want to hear it so it’s sensual. The boob is sensual the more normal shape the boob is central because it’s still lotta poop but it’s not fake and it’s not fake. It’s not fake, where is a bigger boob would be thick that doesn’t look normal. It’s kind of the same way with a woman and a penis a penis that’s too big it’s just it doesn’t it’s not quite as exciting and I so there’s some thing about the natural Ness of a more of a more average size boob, that’s sort of attractive.” says Lem.

“ I have to agree with them actually think that was as best as I’ve seen any straight man explain himself that’s a lot to ask of a man and someways. I think he actually did pretty well trying to keep it as appropriate as he could, and to be perfectly honest with you I don’t think he was aroused at all. I think people want it to be sexual and it’s not about them it was sexual about him, but it wasn’t sexual about people listening who are obsessed with themselves because they’re narcissists.” says the CIA.

“ love you still sound gay because only only only only only and actually know you still sound gay I mean the way I see it it’s like a boobs to be huge or it’s not sexual OK and I’m an expert bye.” says the Illuminati.