Back In Reality

“Mark, Lacey’s legal husband, antagonizes everyone in the family. He’s more autistic than Lacey’s children. And he’s not a…nice or a kind person by nature even if he’s a good person.” says Ron Craft. “He’s excellent at business, but he’s not easy to be married to.”

Silence.

“The evil Illuminati, however, didn’t understand that. They violently insisted that Lacey was insane for not liking Mark Schiebel in 2016. …Because they’re fools! …They had no idea what they were looking at but they’re vain and narcissistic and assumed, as per usual, that what they saw was all that was there. But their observations are based on their limited bourgeois view of the world and so they had no deep understanding of almost anything. They may or may not have meant well. But in their stinking condescension they’ve destroyed the world with their evil peasant stupidity. …Not all bourgeois people are evil. But they are.” says Ron Craft.

Astronaut In The Ocean by Masked Wolf plays as Jonah Wiley from Instagram rises on stage from behind a sea of Bibles. The stage is dark but the spotlight is on him as he poses very dramatically.

“Jonah!!” wails a crowd of 20 something big chested women bouncing. They have fairly ugly bodies and faces but big boobs. They’re meaty. Not Lacey. They’re not elegant looking.

The signers in the Illuminati who are rich but white trash, including the singer of this actual song, love Jonah. They get along with the bourgeois in the Illuminati because they think alike. And they’ve been a very toxic combination in America since the 1970’s.

In reality this artist sounds genuinely intellectually challenged. Truly. He might even be… But the bourgeois in the Illuminati don’t get it. They just don’t get it. They’re losers. Objectively they’re absolute losers who just got inculcated into the Illuminati cult to be used…but they’re hicks at heart. And before they were rich and in the Illuminati they weren’t annoying and dangerous. But…now they are excruciatingly obnoxious to listen to. They lack an enormous amount of self awareness in a true, almost medical sense. …But because they “keep it real” they think they innately are empathetic and understanding and aware. Some use their meager love for anyone as a way to manipulate people.

“Here’s my question. Are they human?” says Lacey Banks.

“No. See…she’s very human. Her typos are evidence of that to me. …I’m human. …But…yeah. I can’t vouch for you all anymore.” says a poor woman. “Come at me. Because if you do…I’ll kill you. I’d love to stab you all in your infested crotches. And watch you deflate.” says a poor American white woman, being serious.

“Come at me sister.” says Chris Hayes and Daightry Ashton and Jonah Wiley and Maxwell D’Amazzo.

Their crotches look like these poor models. Don’t necessarily hate the models.

“Who the fuck are these assholes?!?” screams Ray Craft. He’s not someone to bother when he’s angry.

“My dad is angry?” says Jim.

“Yeah.” says Karen.

“Oh shit.” says Jim. “Oh well. They might deserve it.”

A smart nigger (of the old fashioned variety, so he’s Black) says, “I ain’t sure who Ray Craft is. I’m done. I have no clue who he is.”

The song has suddenly become very white. I’m sorry. …But…at the same time…I doubt these men even know…that they’re white. They probably don’t even know what white is. They might be racist. Don’t get me wrong. But…I doubt they know…that…THEY’RE WHITE.

“Are they human? Honest question.” says Lacey.

“Lacey, you sound like a drowned Scottish aristocrat.” says Jon Stewart.

“I do! In my spirit. If there’s no reincarnation it is baffling.” says Lacey. “It sounds like I’m below water. Like I’m water-logged.”

“Oh dear God!” says Helena Bonham Carter, she takes a deep breath.

And at that Jonah Wiley strips.

“Those are actually very masculine women.” says Lem. “There’s a reason I couldn’t find a wife. I was far too screwed over.” He thinks. “Those were the ‘hot ones’ and they’re obnoxious. But those slutty, pushy, dipshits are who Jack fucked regularly. They’re…annoying, mildly heartless and they believed they were…EVERYTHING…TO EVERYONE.” Lem stabs one of them with a knife in her face? Or no. He pushes them over a cliff? It’s unclear. He can’t stand them and neither can Lacey. Maybe God just has to give him grace. The old money route hates and hated these people.

Mood by 24KGoldn plays as Jonah Wiley sings it to every attractive woman he’s ever met who’s noticed him. He’s sure these hot chicks who aren’t butch like every girl he’s dated…are…pure evil.

The Illuminati messes with Lacey’s phone. Look.

“See here’s the inside joke. Lacey is like an old woman in her head but she’s only 40. Right? She really is. But she thinks like an old woman like for real. However, however it just so happens that she hates the update. She hates the fact that it says update…and not save, and so someone found a way to make it temporarily say save. And it was an enormous relief for her mentally.

At night when she goes to get water from her refrigerator she can’t stand the fact that it’s not labeled and lit. But that went out of style in probably the 1990s because it was abrasive to look at at night. But for some reason Lacey still struggles to figure out where things are unless if they’re labeled. And she copes with it but the Illuminati uses it to try to make her feel profoundly stupid.

Lacey hates video games because she can’t figure out what the fuck is going on with almost anything in the video game and she hates a lot of other modern stuff because it’s just absurd to her. Absurdly complicated.” says Lacey Banks about herself.

“Umm…did you use to enjoy video games?” asks a living Boomer.

“Yes!” says Lacey. “But I used to have to really calm myself down and focus to play them.”

“And you just can’t do that anymore?” asks Gaynelle Nesheim.

Lacey looks sad. “No. It’s like that part of me is nonexistent.”

“But you can think as well?” asks Tonette Nesheim.

“No. But I’m not sure they’re related.” says Lacey Banks.

“Oh my God! I bet this is when the next time (Nesheims) is finally realize (finally realizes) that were (that we’re) like way above them and they’re intimidated by us!” says Jack Kennedy’s residual energy.

“I think you’re misunderstanding something about this whole conversation Chris. She’s not necessarily motivated by Fatal Attraction energy for you at all and that’s what we were trying to discuss yesterday but you never came around talking about that.” says France before insisting violently that they’re sucking Lem’s cock and that Lacey is a peasant butch bitch.

“What happened there?” ask Ray Craft.

“I’m poor. Or I’m being evil.” says France.

“Umm…okay. So…you’re being evil?” says Lacey.

“Yeah.” says France.

“WHY!?” asks Joe Biden.

“Because…I’m a gay man. And I’m a ditz.” France finally admits honestly. “I’m cognitively incapable of having this discussion. Because I’m basically mentally-ill.” He admits honestly, and sincerely.

“What about the information she provides?” asks a reader.

He shrugs. “All men have baggage.”

“BAGGAGE!?!?” yells the US military.

“Yeah. Grow-up!” he says, with violent indignation. MOST evil Illuminati members find this very intimidating.

“This is why the English hate the French.” says Lem. “I’m not homosexual and never was.”

“Baggage!?” yells the US military.

“We’re as hot as Lacey?” worriedly ask these women.

“No! Not at all. You’re vile sexually compared to her. I’m sorry America lied to you.” says a man.

“Why the fuck would you think I’d want to be with you, you little dipshit, ugly bitch peasant nobody Frenchman…compared to Michael fucking Rockefeller who’s in the same realm as me!? You dumb-ass! I’m straight! …But what the fuck do you think you have to offer? Who the fuck are you?” says Lem Billings to the man in France.

“Oh my God I cannot be that off in my reading of him! He seems gay to me!!! …I looked at you 10 times my love…and then masturbated…and I’m just like holy Hell he’s gay!” say most living gay men who fucked a demon last night and believed he had HOT sex with Lem.

“He’s hot. A lot lot of straight men are hot but they’re there straight…and they don’t really want you to fuck them.” explains Kevin Spacey to gay men. “To be honest you all see him…and assume he’s gay before you bother to honestly analyze it. Same to me. Except I can tell he’s straight too…like Lacey. …And I would love a straight to be gay? No. I was molested as a child. I actually- I don’t enjoy it in that way if I enjoy it at all.

…I’m Kevin Spacey so you should probably take me seriously. I’m Kevin Spacey. I’m thee actual Kevin Spacey.

He seems straight to me…and you seem like a narcissistic buffoon…that can’t handle the fact that you look gay.” says Kevin Spacey.

“I’m one of the women above and I’m just trying to explain something to most living men. You think like men but when it comes to sex you think like a woman. All of you gay men.” says a dead woman from the photo above.

“The problem is men generally will never admit that because they’re too emotionally weak. Gay men have imaginary delusions. They have delusions about other men like some sad women…and they’re all just violently jealous of Lacey like the most bourgeois, slutty, narcissistic bitch you could imagine. They’re not logical. They’re not cognitively capable of-of thinking like normal men when it comes to Lacey and Lem. You can’t trust them! Unless if they’re really unusual like Anderson Cooper and Kevin Spacey, but I haven’t seen any gay men in this conversation have like an ounce worth of sense or an ounce worth of logic to anything they believe about Lem. …But you guys take them seriously because you’re bourgeois narcissistic bullshit artists!” says this woman.

“I don’t listen to the arguments that he makes himself about how he was straight because I know in my heart that he was gay!” sincerely says France.

no, these are attractive women, but they’re masculine compared to Lacey and for lame it just the dick didn’t work. OK he just couldn’t get a hard dick looking at them. They’re too masculine. He was actually extremely straight which ironically is how we thought he was gay. it’s not funny I think it’s funny sodas, Lacey and sodas lamb but that’s not some thing. Most people can handle in America for apparently even in France which is sick, I don’t think Africa is confused I don’t think a lot of Europe is confused, but France still seems to be I bet Belgium is I bet parts of Germany and Switzerland even our because I don’t think that not native Swiss by the way I don’t think you people can handle how bourgeois and stupid you sound. These women are hot women, but they’re not as nubile and sexy as a lot of black women and his Lacey OK I’m just putting out I’m just saying it I’m just saying it and she knows it is possibly true and I know it and it’s just the damn truth. There are probably sexy women in different parts of the world but America drained a lot of white blood and then we mix it around with presents. I’m just being blunt that ain’t what happened to Black people you got a face the facts the world is a harsh fucking place and has a black man I’m not quite as overwhelmed by the concept as a lot of white people are in America who have been very spoiled for hundreds of years. At this point know these women might be doing their best to be godly, and I commend them for that I really do good on them. I’ll pray for grace for them in purgatory if I should, if that’s where they even are not gonna be a fool, let me tell you something I should be president if I’m actually this rational and he’s good and sane I should be president. The media should be focusing on my presidency because my presidency is the one that matters but I didn’t get much traction and I know why and Lacey knows why it’s because I’m black and I’m too damn smart for them to handle me, I’m not bourgeois and white enough because that’s all that’s all we pretty much elected other than maybe the bush family since Kennedy was president we’re bourgeois white men. And the country is suffering because of it. I’m just saying it I’m sorry Barack I forgot about you and your white mother you were black congratulations. Do you want more of a of a thank you note, we’ve offered you quite a few. Thank you notes over the years. If I became president I would not technically be the first black president, but I’d like to think I’m a little more black than you. I said it there can you handle that or will you fall apart and start crying? I’d like to think you’re better than that maybe you’re not maybe your white trash mother raised you and you’re more white than black or maybe she was a middle class I’m sorry excuse me that’s the insult. I was trying to make Michelle’s the same way. Don’t play it otherwise, your first wild white people who look black or what you’re a little bit like us and you’re a little bit like them and that’s your problem not ours

See I’m controversial because I say the truth, and if I was a wealthy billionaire, like trump be president right now, I’d be terrifying to people and the news would be losing their shit banging their heads into their desks and we’d have World War III coming in the next five minutes and that’s all I could talk about it that’s all you people are you going to a hissy fit every time something is mildly complicated nowadays and then and then press.

I love really was probably straight sweetie and we’re gonna let your white pussy friends who are straight so word on your behalf and then we’re going to you know talk about you a little more because you are a problem.” says Cornell West.

“ I what are these dip shits above arm these men I just wanted to say I’m Wyatt and I’m really proud oh my God you guys were wired oh my god thank God we’re Wyatt oh my God I just want to thank my creator I just want to think the United States of America I just want to think all of the people in the whole world that made me want you guys. This is my moment, this is my moment to be right and I am just so excited to be here and be white. The privilege is overwhelming. Oh constantly honored and humbled by the fact that I’m white. It took so much to get to this moment I had to be a negative sperm purse. A mother parents had to help sucks, and I am overwhelmed by this honor. I don’t know who Cornell west is but I looked at his picture and he looks really black so you I’m sorry but you know who that is so gross. Get that thing away for me. Oh my God you guys what is that?” say the they white people.

“ that would be a Black man.” says Lacey Banks.

“ are you scared my gay friend and I will be your best friend we promise honey it’s OK just let it out.” says Jack Kennedy.

“ I thought you were lambs best friend, not mine!” say the white they.

“don’t go there. We’re having a really hard time right now but will get through it so just let it go. I’m being strong for him and you know it I’m not gay friend of mine over there. He just doesn’t understand. He just doesn’t understand that I am in love with him and that whole I’ll just I’ll just let it go is there is there is there interested in the shower? I’ll just let it go. I’ll just let it go. I’ll just let it go. I want to Go. No no he’ll come back to me. I know he will. Because I guess he’s the one with me, I guess so.” says Jack Kennedy.

“does it bother you residual energy that Jack is sleeping with someone else?” asks a Satanist.

“ you mean lame no notice the bother me because that doesn’t count. Sorry if that doesn’t count.” says Jack Kennedy.

“ why doesn’t that count sweetie I’ll understand.” says the white they.

“ just it’s just it’s like that you know they’re not they’re not real people you’re not a real person I mean you are when I like you but when I don’t like you you just disappear and that’s just I guess that’s just reality I don’t know I mean it’s like people only exist when I like them but then when I don’t they just disappear and I’m sure you understand it’s like this just to go away and the people that I like exist and the people that I don’t like, just don’t exist.” says Jack Kennedy sincerely.

“ but what if you don’t exist to me?” says the most logical white they with concern.

“ do we hate Cornell west right now? I feel like we both really hate Cornell west and I just wanna go kill some Black people but I don’t know where to find them.” says Jack Kennedy.

“ do we do we want to kill Black people? Is that what you used to say to lame when he when you when you wanted sex with women but like not really you say, do you want like to go fuck a woman right now let’s go fuck a woman and then you would never let him do it and you’d pick someone that he you would like, but he wouldn’t, kind of like me you would be in love with me if you met me to be honest with you I kind of wonder if there’s something wrong with us but that’s just because I’m alive and we know a little more about narcissism now than he used to him I think Lacey thinks that were psychotic and retarded. I’m an evil butt, you know what I’m having fun talking to you you’re a real life riot. Are we in love?” say the white they to Jack Kennedy.

“ I hate Lacey and I’m just being as honest because I am in hell but there’s a little bit of me left and it’s just residual energy and honestly I decided to be logical to make you look smart. I am badly in love with you I would totally fuck you right now, but I don’t have a hard on because I’m kind of gay. I’m sorry.” says Jack Kennedy. “my brother Joe would screw. You screw the shit out of you, but I think he’s dead or something I don’t even know and I’m starting to slightly fade but let me tell you something if I was straight I’d fuck the shit out of you I really would. I fuck the shit out of you.”

“ I think your Lacey reincarnated.” says the living white they.

“ can you just stop this? I was a part of that group and I’m on comfortable right now because I don’t know if Lem and Lacey and Michael are able to be in a threesome in heaven and the flames to silence to be able to explain the therapy that they’re a threesome like they’re committed to each other and that him and Michael are just bisexual but they’re like a threesome or what because if that’s the case, then they just share Lacey as much as they can and if that’s the case, then they’re there in a threesome like they’re committed relationship of three people and I I would love to see some gay man because I get frustrated gamer into I do I’m sorry you are very full of yourselves at times. I don’t think you realize that you’re gay I think you think you’re straight men, but would like an extra added bonus of not being able to not not having to fuck a woman I’m sorry I’m being honest you’re very toxic. It’s like you think you’re special because you don’t have to fuck women you’re just friends with that I’ve seen them bully Lacey, and to be honest there for shit because almost every time they get in bed with her and enjoy it, and they’re lying, some people now would say I don’t know I am beginning to wonder if they’re just perverts and I’d like to fuck her because they’re not normal and they wanna be with their mom I’m just being honest I’m wondering if you all are fucked up from your mothers and little too progressive, to be honest about it so that’s the kind of hardnose bullshit that people have to think about an illuminati if they have a conscience and they’re not just being bourgeois pricks Lacey thinks about stuff like that all the time and I have to learn to be a little more careful and think about it just think about it but I don’t think you people can think about stuff like that because I think you’re pampered petty spoiled little bitches when it comes to sex. I don’t think you were in the past, but I think you’ve become that maybe that’s your excuse for how you’re not Oedipus complex freaks and then Lacey can’t receive that compliment because she’s like do they just wanna screw me because I remind them of their mothers or do they find me attractive are their grandmothers I mean really it’s just it’s here’s the thing I really I I know long was straight. I’ve heard him have sex with Lacey I’ve I’ve clocked him being straight he’s not gay he never was OK. He was never gay, he was never gay he was just never gay but I’m trying to humor your concepts. I’m trying to listen to you I am and there’s times I thought well maybe he was bisexual. Maybe they’re having sex cause I know honey I know if you’re real love is probably real I’m not with Lacey physically and I can hear you and I don’t think that love is fake. I think he’s a real person and I think he really actually does have sex with Lacey and I think we sound stupid because it’s obvious that Bobby is obsessed because he knows that that’s lame not because he doesn’t think it’s like he’s obsessed because he knows that it is life and it scares him so that I think was lame just bisexual but no I don’t think so. I think he was actually straight and let me tell you it’s scary because it is a shocking concept, he he really he really was him unfortunately your Achilles’ heel and he still is because he’s not one of you but you people can’t let it let it go you just you can’t let it go because he’s too attractive and too well bred and you hate his wife do you that much you hate Lacey you know why you hate Lacey because she reminds you that you’re just peasants for the most part I think Kevin Spacey is the exception if he has any middle-class ancestry but he’s unusually intelligent not everyone’s as intelligent as Kevin Spacey am and I’m sorry it’s just it’s really creepy because you really don’t make sense and I want you to make sense because I want to empathize with you I’m a liberal but you just did you guys to the game and just don’t make sense on this is the honest particular topic you just you don’t make sense.” says Franni Franken.

“ Franny why are you betraying us?” says France.

Eden by Hania Rani plays.

“ I can I just say I am, I honestly of heartbroken for women. I think the hot women have been up helped hostage in their own way in the US for a very long time and I’ve just never really realized that.” says Jonah Wiley.

“ well, Jonah that’s true except for a little worried you’re bisexual and that you’re just trying to be a good Christian bisexual man in which case good on you.” says Great Britain.

“ and he’s not bisexual. He’s not bisexual his straight!” say most middle class American women of the past.

“ what if he is bisexual?” says Lacey.

“ are but then we’re worried that he’s going to try to get into a threesome like you and Michael and in love I know they’re not in one because they can’t be. They both want to be with Lacey more than each other if they even are and to be honest with you I’m really was straight, but Lacey think about what I just said love was straight they both want to be with you too much. What if one of them didn’t is that possible that’s scary as heck scary as hell.” says one of the women in the photo above.

“ sweetie do we do we scare you with that a lot?” asks a gay man.

“ yeah, I mean you’re full of it and so am I.” say all women to their gay friends.

“ you know I’m just upset oh my God I’m upset because the problem is I ruined Lacey’s bakery, her favorite bakery, grandma’s bakery and in a white bear lake. We closed it and made it move. It was in this cute little place where she used to go in her Audi and listen to classical music. I hate that bitch. I absolutely hate her. She’s so fucking sophisticated. I know she’s not Jack Kennedy. How do you say? Oh just die. Oh my God!” say hundreds of thousands of gay men.

“ I take it you didn’t go close it personally, but there’s a few very toxic gay man in the illuminati who found a way to close it by probably getting involved psychically using witchcraft it’s still exists that was very hard on them. It was actually hard on all of white bear lake and the reason you did that is because I stood up for her last last year you tried to suffocate her to death on the way home from picking up her daughters cake for her birthday and so you decided that that was where she was getting her powers from to steal Jack Kennedy from you and so you decided to close the bakery because you believed in your dip shit Nettie little mines these women are right you people are like the dumbest dumbest dumbest fuck dumbest bitch I’ve ever met but you’re men and you don’t realize that Lacey is not a man, unless if you caught the fact that she is part of lamp and you’re too dumb to realize that that means he was straight that’s it. She’s not doing anything to you. She’s not doing anything to you. You’re imagining that you’re imagining her attacking you purely because she exists and she’s loves rep, she’s not doing anything to you. You’re imagining that attack because you have a little bit of intellect and you understand that if a woman is with a man she’s with a man you’re right and then you know that that means that he’s probably not with Jack you’re right but then that means that he’s probably straight or bisexual and that’s where you fall apart because you can’t handle that you just you can’t handle it and you go into psychotic Ville and you start thinking psychotic thoughts am I hope it’s up when you’re able to think like a man again when it comes to sex as far as I can see right now, the illuminati has been relying on gay men to be leaders and they can’t be because they don’t know how to control that part of their brain. They really do think like women when it comes to sex, but it’s women in the worst way the worst stereotypes of women and they’re dumber than women because they’re men so women are are women. OK you’re not women you’re like men with a desire to fuck other men that’s real love didn’t have that and you actually do have normal human emotions unless if you’re old Narcissis which they’ve wondered in the past and I’m wondering now, you might actually be attracted to men but then maybe there’s something wrong with you and you’re all just freaks because I don’t think a man’s ever supposed to be that stupid or weak him when we’re normal and healthy we fuck women OK I’ll just say that whether it’s sarcastic or serious do you know what I mean? Can you still hear that sarcastic or serious? How do I mean that sarcastic?” says Louis Hill Junior.

Experience by Einaudi plays.

“ are you being sarcastic like we’re being obnoxious not like you’re attacking us.” says a gay man.

“ yeah, no shit Sherlock!” says Louis.

“ no they’re trying to take us out. Yeah thank you like a man they do they do you have a different way of thinking and I don’t think they realize that straight men just don’t want to screw them but then when they do realize that I worry that when they’re too united they start wanting to kill us I’m just being honest because I think they realize oh hell we really can’t make these vents gay and then they start trying to destroy us. That’s why we do straight pride OK and Lacey knows that because she’s from the south on her mother side that raiser that that is sad but listening to Ron Craft in a sense of humor. I am not even Ray. I don’t think they’re all nuts. OK like a pedophile I don’t think they’re all crazy. I think her family unfortunate that raised her for the black sheep of the family, and then they were combined with Tom Banks his daughter that’s a very precarious family I mean it is it is amazing but it’s precarious that is a precarious family and I’m sure they were a dangerous family to be associated with if you weren’t prepared for that the thing is I know that and I I I do believe that they were old money OK if you’re white like me, you know I don’t think Casi is this is us as white as me. I just have to say it I don’t know what the hell happened in her family but I wonder if they’re a little Jewish or something which is it mean that she’s not white it doesn’t mean that she’s not one of us no way, but I’m more wise I can just answer OK I have a feeling Eminem might be more white as well and no Casi we’re not afraid of Black people the way that I think Cassius I have a feeling she would’ve married a black woman having a black man in her 30s if she’s not been afraid of marrying a black person but we do you know some of us are attracted to Black people so I’m sorry I’m not but I have a friend who is and she’s around my age and I’m pretty sure she’s as white as me of you OK just be honest this is why in the 50s and 60s they didn’t want to start talking about race because it scared them and thought there are so they thought there are so many things that are so fucking complicated but if we start talking about race it’s gonna be the end of the world people can’t cognitively handle this conversation and you know maybe the cat maybe they can if they’re Cornell west or there Lacey or the B but maybe most people can’t which is what I am trying to say I don’t think most people can handle this conversation and I don’t know how to solve that problem and you can’t make everyone an ion TJ because I have a feeling Jack was an ion TJ I don’t like you people saying that she’s Jack Kennedy because there’s a very sweet little violet very sweet little daffodil inside of Lacey little tiny flower that just gets totally stepped on when you do that and Casi stepped on her too and that’s part of the reason why I wonder if Casi is a little Jewish do you have a clear honest with you? I think that you people are pissed off that she married a Jew and I think you’re pissed off that she fucked Harold Loeb.” says a white man from the American south.

“ do you think I’m Jewish!?!” says Casi.

“ yes I think back in the 17 or 1800s, which is not that long ago. There was a Jew in your family an Ashkenazi white Jew with blue eyes that look like yours probably from Germany and I have a feeling they lied about it or they didn’t know that they were actually just Jewish so Casi I have a feeling that you and your mom and maybe or maybe your dad somebody somebody in your family I think is a little Jewish I’m not saying they worshiped the temple but I’m just saying I wonder if you’re a little Jewish which is why you should get into the occult by the way.” says the southern white man.