Chris Explains Diego

“Chris. Let’s talk.” says Lem. “You’re very easy to talk to lately…so let’s just talk.”

“Okay. Whatever.” says Chris.

Phantogram “Black Out Days” plays. It’s sort of Michael Rockefeller’s theme song in a way in reference to Lacey. They jumped on the Twin Towers to this song.

Later.

“Well that’s disgusting.” says Lem. “I just watched Lacey and Michael dance. In Manhattan. And I’m repulsed.”

Lacey and Michael turn to him.

“Why?” asks Mark Zuckerberg.

“Because…they’re nothing but beauty together.” says Lem. “And…it’s pure sex. But…I feel hurt and then I feel…happy. Because…it’s over. The dance is over. …And it was nothing but beauty in a Fallen World between two…well meaning people who had no idea what they might find after death. And it had nothing to do with me…except that Lacey belongs to me…so…then it did. …But then it’s over. And…I feel…thankful. It’s like…he had her on loan. And then he’s polite and they completely separate…so beautifully.

And what I don’t understand…is how this was twisted.” says Lem Billings. “This is the love you all assumed I had with Jack. …And that was completely imaginary…but this isn’t. It’s…sublime. And yet…then it’s over.

It’s over.

How does one make that happen?

All the pain I might have felt but don’t…because Michael and Lacey are…Godly…was turned onto Lacey?! And Michael was killed?” says Lem.

“Oh this is where we’re supposed to feel sorry for Michael and Lacey or something. Yeah I don’t like giving a fuck about anyone.” says the Illuminati of today.

“What happened?” asks Lem.

“We did a curse.” says someone.

“WHO ARE YOU?!?” screams Lem.

“Joe.” says a voice.

“Which one?” asks Lacey.

“Senior.” says Lem.

Backspace Country by Deerhunter plays.

“Why the Founding Fathers thought that was a good idea i’m pretty sure they were the original people who Chris is country and created the situation and I think some of them might’ve been homosexuals and been really evil and had incredible hatred in our hearts for a lot of people. What is sad is that Michael and Lacey who could’ve had a very quiet and arguably horribly sexy and fascinating, love affair actually might have been not written about almost at all, but that would’ve been genuinely glamorous. Never never physically touched never met nothing at all that would’ve been hot as heck for people who are alive people were dead I would’ve seen sweet like oh that’s what you were doing before you were an eternity well that’s nice you know you guys had a really good life and they would’ve been happy for them and that’s all how beautiful that is people who brought Lawrie to God with socks and arts and beauty and glamour and then die and just part ways and say let’s just give the glory to God and go finally find the mystery of everything solved in Christ. But instead they twisted things around so that Lacey and Michael were totally in capable of living. Happy lives Michael arguably have a bar have your life for my sis but you got it 23 and actually I have a feeling that he’s been highly disturbed by her life since he died, and then Lacey is living in Priceville. Hell I mean they did that so that lamb and Jack could have some hot, sexy love affair that would be written about the problem is it was an impossible love affair there’s no way that a straight man like lamb, not Jack from a British old money family in Pennsylvania. You’re 6 foot four what glasses is really ever meant to possibly even be friends With a 6 foot you know scrawny deranged wealthier than all get out terrifying sadistic madman, like Jack Kennedy, whose family was obsessed with him being US president I mean that sounds stupid as hell. Why would you combine the sweet, sensitive straight man who is huge and Pennsylvanian with this terrorist from Boston, whose parents whose parents are obsessed with taking over the world for Ireland or something I mean it’s deranged that is deranged as hell, but that that that is what the founding fathers decided that’s what they decided when they curse this country when they started it with the illuminati that’s what they arranged everything to sort of self out to and I am I’m getting Lacey to laugh slightly because it is slightly funny because it’s just over the top How does that make sense you’re gonna have this country we are inviting people to come to the country start businesses who are white and you know contribute and then you take the most successful people who are the healthiest, separate them keep them from procreating and torture them to death or slaughter them in Papua New Guinea with the ass mouth I mean that’s insane and the people who actually make it can’t have it they can’t even procreate one of them straight and out of his mind and the other one is pure evil I mean come on that’s the love story that’s the love story the one who’s the deranged one is a love story. The one that’s like normal and sweet and beautiful is not OK yeah see you and that’s why I just lose it. And I think what freakish nightmare what is the following world is the following world like, what the heck was even thinking it doesn’t it’s just the whole thing is just no I can’t even I can’t even I can’t even I just can’t I cannot I cannot.” says Carolyn Kennedy. “anyway what I was gonna say I got sidetracked what I was going to say is that I’m overwhelmed because I don’t understand when this is going to start making sense Chris you need to start explaining yourself I want to know why I want to know why it’s very possible I died because of what you did I want to know why it made sense to you to be so mean to Lacey what what were you possibly thinking? Why would you assume that it made any sense at all to be so mean to her?”

“ really I think that Carol and I don’t think we really care about anyone OK like her and why would we give a crap about anyone like her?” says the Illuminati.

“ you don’t care about this you don’t care about the hell you don’t care about the Rockefellers?” asks Lem.

“ no we don’t we don’t care about the Rockefellers are the Rothschilds and Jack’s cock.” says the Illuminati. “ and that’s just going forward. I mean like there’s people who might disagree with us like Putin or Germany, potentially but we don’t really care about anyone, except for Jack and his penis so.” says the Illuminati.

“ no I mean I just had feelings for it first but then but then something happened with Aaron where it’s like she pleaded with me not to do that and I am I just heard that it was about him so I decided to just hit her and run everything against her. I’ll be half of Aaron, and of course it was in defense of Diego. It was about saving Diego’s life. I just felt like you know here’s this nasty little bitch who collects perfume and then there’s Diego.” says Chris Hayes.

“ so you basically represented to Lacey that Michael Rockefeller was persuaded by Aaron Gloria Ryan to turn on Lacey and bristly betray her?” says Carolyn.

“ yes yeah I mean I I didn’t feel bad about it almost at all and I felt a little bad about it. I felt a tiny bit bad about it but I’ve had to see on my conscience to work what I do and see what I see every day I know what I know and do I do I don’t let myself care anymore. There was a time and place where I might’ve apologized and like I’m sorry I just don’t have it in me to keep talking to you and taking anything that were saying remotely seriously because it’s just isn’t you know I just don’t think it’s gonna be worth it, but I don’t have that in me anymore to say that I I just don’t think it I just didn’t think it was necessary and I was having fun being mean and making fun of her and so is Aaron so I decided to just try to get her to kill her self or tell her family or molester family or something like that. That was Diego‘s idea to get her to molest her kids or kill her family or kill her self, that would be hilarious. He was not always a good person as funny as he could sometimes be in there, so we loved him and our family. He could be very scary at times and that was very very eye-opening thing for me, but I still cared about them, and I felt bad, and I wanted to sort of protect them from people so you know I decided even though he’s been an ass to her you know it’s a royal ass you know that it was best to just side with him and protect her from nothing you know just kind of like ilumiNATTI do whatever they wanted and Olivia honest they did try killing her. They still do sometimes they might still I don’t know them because you know it’s like you get relationships and you just start trusting people and loving them. We all kind of love on them and they love on you and her you just sort of start realizing that it’s like that’s the meaning of everything even in the illuminati and when those relationships are built you don’t break them they are you in for some Schiebel in Minnesota you don’t break them and dumb that was my idea was to just teach Diego that even though he was away away from Mexico and his family that he could rely on us to really have his back, even when he was drunk and high on mushrooms, and decided that he should pretend to be me the fool song depressed woman in Minnesota or Seattle at the time because it was like you know I was mushrooms man you know it’s parts, mushrooms, alcohol cocaine, lithium, heroin, meth, speed I could go on he did a lot of drugs, but it was mushrooms that made him think he should be me, and if it wasn’t anything else it was the shrooms it was just the shrooms and I know he said that he saw a goat who is Jason camera in the basement and the goat told him to just go for it. It was like a nose. we are now that I think about it it was a go with an Irish accent and the goat said my father has told me to come for you to take action and that was when Diego decided that he should take action but he didn’t know what the goat men so he said can you tell he claims he spoke to the girl in Irish, but I don’t think that’s true but then they go outside to Diego be Chris be him and he said I am him every day. I am him every day and and and then they go outside but you’re not really him you need to go really be him and he said how do I do that and he said, why don’t you just go on Instagram and pretend we have the goat said all this and Iris she said, so then he goes off and takes my phone and decides to take my phone after hours when I should be off work and people might easily expect me to actually occasionally be posting on my Instagram account or something and he took that moment and he took that moment and he decided to do to harass Lacey because she was following me and you you check out my hashtags in my new followers and write their beauty and their other sexiness and he thought she was really pretty and I was just decided that just decided that you should take advantage of that I’m a little worried that he actually slept with Jack and not Lacey because Jack has been stocking Lacey I’m a little worried that he actually stuck with Jack at first but then who is interacting with Lacey?” says Chris Shaw-Hayes.

“Michael.” says Lacey.

“ how the hell was she interacting with Michael Rockefeller?” asks Chris.

“ wake up because they’re soulmates and his families in illuminati and the evil illuminati just disowned the Rothschilds in the Rockefellers is there anyone else the evil illuminati would like to disown tonight?” asks Carolyn.

“ yeah we would like to DAZN the US Congress and Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg and said it in the presidency as well. We’d also like to DAZN any major banking system that has our money in it and our own houses, so Yep I just had it I just accidentally hit us disown her own houses it’s late no but like not our houses but like a US house of representatives and the senate so Congress and or no probably the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal and the Washington Post and I guess not our houses but like probably our banks and targets and honey well and 3M and probably Johnson and Johnson and probably Switzerland and probably shell and BP and probably Hershey’s Craft I’m gonna go with that’s funny the meat industry the dairy industry they will hire Ohio teachers state funds, Ohio teachers fund or something probably toys for tots any major shipping company around the world. You’re in your ear in our group of people were disowning, major league, baseball, major league, soccer, all tennis, we’re gonna go ahead and add the the Olympics and the United Nations probably black rock and any major thing taken in Washington DC so we still got a lot left. I am really proud of us tonight. I think it’s going fairly well. Oh I just realize that I should also disown any shipping company in the US and I Amazon would like to get out as well so we’ll just sell them Disney we also DAZN Disney I guess the thing is we’re designing them your designs less of God says otherwise you know I am really curious how the Republican and Democratic parties are going to do without all that being connected to them in the illuminati in this country and my group of friends, who are good friends and I will get into wonder to why I decided to just be a jerk to her because Diego is dead. He was killed by Ron, Aarons married, and I hope we’re still friends and, my wife and I are getting old and I’m just baffled. I don’t know why I did it a little bit because it doesn’t make sense unless if I was being controlled by that goat and who put the goat in charge of me I think it was the Cubs I think the Cubs wanted to win the World Series, and they sent their goat from Chicago and they weren’t worried because they knew Al Capone will get involved that’s my theory tonight. I love you tell you something I am worried about a lot of things but I’m not worried about that goat because that goat I’ve seen that go out in my basement too I did pot ones and I saw the goat, it was late as in 2016 actually it was in 2016 and I saw the goats it was in my it was in my it was in my basement and it spoke Japanese spoke Chinese is book Italian and French and Japanese and Irish and it was just like OK you’re a goat and I’m not worried about it because that goat spoke a lot of different languages and was really hairy because it was a goat. I’m starting to feel like I am for filling in times prophecy. It’s creeping me out so I’m just gonna let it go with that for now. What’s the face to say? I think the gold is real I really do and I think that God is controlling me, because I honestly think that we really are just concerned about Jack’s penis on the ilumiNATTI side I don’t know how the hell we became so obsessed with him but we really did and it’s creepy how this whole illuminati conversation that we’re all obsessed with is revolving around him. It’s creepy and I just wonder I have two questions why does a goat have to die because I know they killed it in Chicago why did the cubs have to kill the goat and why why why didn’t Jack prepared me for this moment if I slept with him in the future or in the pastor, that was just a joke, I don’t know, but I am not prepared and it’s sad because I just want to say I don’t think I understood what was going on. I don’t think I do but Lacey takes everything seriously and that’s possibly all that was happening and then I mean come to find out it’s Michael Rockefeller and I’m channeling him I really think, that’s impossible. I don’t know how I don’t know how the goat is connected to Michael Rockefeller so I don’t think it’s likely that she would’ve married Michael so I’m just gonna let Bobby clothes with the following prayer and then I need to go do some more worship music and sing some songs because I’m still trying I I’ve started to believe in bridal intercession and I feel really bad because I am a little confused about my faith right now I’m a little worried that I’m not a Christian little worried but I’m seducing Jesus but then again I think everyone does that and charismatic faith right not a lot of people do so it’s not like he’s gonna look at me and say it’s no big deal you know what he’s also not gonna say I’m gonna single you out or Izzy because that’s what I that’s what Diego did Lacey and I’m a little worried that Jesus is going to see me dancing and he’s gonna start wondering what’s going on in my head because I’m so unusual and peculiar and I have a girl in my basement and Diego’s death and I just think you know what if he really finds me fascinating am I going to be the straw that breaks the camels back and just ends the world because Jesus is just going to be like shit. I’ve got to stop watching this so much for me, so that way he’s gonna come back because I needed I needed to talk to him finally in person. Those are just some Herbert and thoughts and I really Bobby closing prayer.” says Chris.

“ I just want to say to all who are present who are of that status I am dying forevermore line or mine and forever are us iamb DOS and this is That and I am worried for Ethel Kennedy because she’s my mom and there’s a lot of traffic tonight on the freeway and she’s not gonna drive she said but I’m a little worried because she still sometimes tries to get behind the wheel so I just wanted to say thank you to our higher power who’s not going to let us all drive tonight because I need to get home to mind if Buddha will get home but I’m worried that Mohammed is going to have to pick her up and carry her across the river to meet Paula well then carry her in his arms to Christ and sit her down at the feet of her snooze. Where is she still dance in the glory of the one. There is a lot of people in this world who worship Hindu gods whole one of them. If she’s not one of them, then let her dance before Ole, and be carried by Jesus end of love is too busy having sex with some stupid fucking piece of shit and maybe Martha Stewart can put up our troops instead because Jackson hell and I don’t know how but I’ve decided to ask Satan only if it’s safe or no sometimes I wonder if it’s safe, so I am now going to close this with considerations.

Consideration number one do not attempt to drive home. Ethel Kennedy.

Consideration number two, we put a plaque of Matthew Perry up in the rec hall in the cave outside of DC.

Consideration number three when Lacey dies from a new year and a heart attack and her children are able to dance. We ask Joe to explain to us economics.

Consideration number four don’t do drugs.

Consideration number five do not do alcohol.

Consideration number six don’t gambleZ

Consideration number seven do not abuse your spouse

Consideration number eight blood diamonds are still on cool

Consideration number nine can we elect my dad as president considering that lamb is very presents. Discomfort conversation could be like my dad president. If I was president, I could speak on his behalf. If you voted for me, I could shadow them every day I could I have conversations with dead people that I’ve said that I could channel him every day and you would not even know it and it would just be perfect. It would be like the Bobby, Bobby Kennedy, Bobby Bobby Kennedy, Bobby Kennedy, Bobby Kennedy, and I could just end up being president while he was dead for both of us and that’s my that’s my last consideration for now, except to say that that’s really the only thing you needed to hear all day, I am fully capable. I am fully loaded and capable lol I am turning my presidency into my father‘s presidency. All I need is your support it’s gonna be tough to get live on board but we’ll see. I worry that he’s I worry that it’s going to be a problem for Lacey so that’s that’s actually my last consideration. I’m sorry

Consideration number 10 that we kill Lem Billings that’s right that’s what I’m gonna talk about next.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“ and I say all those things good night.” says Chris.