L’Occitane

I love L’Occitane. It’s so fresh.

Young Holt Unlimited “Soulful Strut” plays.

So…what’s going on?

Chris channeled Michael Rockefeller.

People in the Illuminati are still putting the pieces together.

“How did that work!? That’s so weird!!” says an actress.

Nothin’ by N. O. R. E. plays.

“So Chris…took a piece of himself and hid Micheal behind it…from the inside out.” says Lacey Banks. “Literally or figuratively.”

“And then presented that to you?” asks a woman.

“Yup. He presents the whole world with that.” says Lacey.

It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube plays as Chris Shaw-Hayes struts. Or did. He was…so damn proud of himself. So damn proud.

“Saw the police and they rolled right past me!” says Chris. “Shake em up! Shake em up!”

“Does your dick run deep?” asks Lacey.

“What?!” asks Chris.

“Nah, bish. You drunk as Hell?” asks Lacey.

“I’m not that sophisticated.” says Chris Hayes.

“You got a drop top that puts her ass to sleep?” asks Lacey.

“Kids?” asks Chris.

“No. Kate.” says Lacey.

“No…I do not drive around to put my wife to sleep.” says Chris.

“You should.” says Lacey.

“Why?” asks Chris.

“Because. You got a Mercedes, bish. And your honey is tired.” says Lacey.

“Lacey, you don’t drive your wife around to put her sleep.” says Chris.

“Why not. She’s not special enough?” asks Lacey.

“She’s a woman.” says Chris.

“Yeah.” says Lacey.

“So you don’t drive around. An adult.” says Chris.

“No, you could.” says Lacey.

“Lacey you’re describing your father. I think subconsciously could be thinking of your dad.” says Chris.

Lacey’s face drops.

“I wonder if I was thinking of that.” says Lacey.

The current Illuminati looks awkward and uncomfortable and disturbed.

Silence.

Lacey takes a deep breath.

“Anyway. Chris cloaked his spirit and soul behind Michael.” says Lacey. She thinks. “No. The other way around.”

“Okay. I got it!” the Illuminati viciously yells at her. They want to mutilate her.

“What the fuck am I supposed to say to these people?!?” Lacey asks God.

Apparently Biggie, Tom and JD (Rockefeller) are having dinner and talking.

“You don’t want to know how to survive?” Lem asks the Illuminati.

Cornell West cuts off Lacey as he tries to express that she’s beneath him. It’s embarrassing. But Lacey saw it. She was trying to tell him she’s not New Age in her theology and he assumed he was correct and cut her off.

“The Kennedys are Jews.” says Chris.