Ghosts

Broken Belief by Bob Moses plays.

Listen to this song in New York right now with Lacey and Lem….and enjoy it you’re not likely to be from MSNBC. Even if Lacey and Lem are both straight and she certainly is…they’re not…middle class. If he was alive they’d be dancing quickly before bed if they were young and childless. To this. Loud.

And no…it’s not about the Kennedys. It’s about…everything.

In New York City.

The end of the song is the creepy side of Tik Tok.

And that’s what bothers Lacey. It’s so good. It’s so good.

…At Fox News Lem Billings and Lacey Banks Billings are allowed to discuss beauty. And discuss Christ. And Episcopalian theology. With wealthy old men who are handsome and have hot boyfriends…who did cocaine in New Hampshire for the US Presidential Primary. Lacey and Lem are sober. But Lem is dead. And they’re all discussing things telepathically.

Lem touches Lacey’s waist. She can feel it. It moves her clothes.

It’s almost 4 AM. “We should get to bed.” says Lem.

I’m sure there will be sex. But we don’t discuss it. And I don’t see a need to. Because the music and the tone of my words should be enough. The ideas. And the pictures I paint in your mind.

Astronaut In The Ocean by Masked Wolf plays.

This is sex at MSNBC. This song.

“What’s wrong with those people!?” says Mark Nesheim.

“Why are we discussing this?” asks Lacey.

Embarrassed, he walks-off.

“Did you channel my second cousin!?” asks Lacey Banks Billings.

Ooh Ahh by Grits plays.

A demon impersonates Lem and carries a demon impersonating Jack on his back in Lacey’s kitchen.

“You use Black privilege to look more sexy.” says Lacey Banks Billings to MSNBC.

“Black privilege!?” asks Rachel Maddow.

“Yes. They’re…cool.” says Lacey.

The song plays.

“This is a good song.” says Lacey. “I recall it. But I never caught it.”

“You were a liberal.” says Rachel.

“Yes. Where was I?” asks Lacey.

“The graveyard.” says Lem.

“Yeah. It’s awful… But it’s difficult to handle. A political party shouldn’t be that meaningful in that way.” says Lacey.

In Ear Park by Department of Eagles.

“We aren’t cool.” says Cornell West.

“Yes, you are.” says Lem. “You’re far cooler than most white people today.”

“Yeah. You just are.” says Lacey.

The song plays.

The song ends.

Service Bell by Grizzly Bear plays.

“If you hear this song in rural Kansas…in 1890…it’s…beautiful.” says Lacey.

“Yes. It still existed…even into the 1950’s.” says Lem.

“Let’s go to bed. I’m sad.” says Lacey.

Lem laughs.

“Yeah. Don’t worry.” says Lem.

So in conclusion:

It’s a mess.

“I agree.” says Putin. “Where’s the right and wrong?”

“Exactly!” says Lem. “Scary.”

“Goodnight.” says Lacey.

“Goodnight all!” says Tsar Putin.

“God bless.” says Fox to Putin.