Herbivore Jasmine

Soulful Strut by Young Holt Unlimited plays.

This morning Lacey heard the cries of children being held hostage. Why?

“You Republicans get off on being good.” said Jenna Fischer.

Lacey uses her ability to talk telepathically to comfort the children.

Wack Wack by Young Holt Unlimited plays.

The children learn to see their predators as predators. They’re…vicious. But you’d never know it. Don’t go looking for them to pick a fight. You’ll feel…far too bourgeois.

“I’m mad at your ass for being so rich! The humble wealth and trillions in oil scare my dumbass shitless. …So! I’m mad at you! You had your choice. And you chose the evil side.” say silly Boomers.

“We’re children being held hostage.” incredulously says a two year old sucking her thumb on a chair.

“NO YOU AINT BITCH!!” yells a herd of Boomer narcissists.

“You are sucking your thumb to turn me on.” say a few specific loser Boomer men who might not even be pedophilic.

“No. It’s my developmental period.” says the two year old.

“Period!?” says the dumbasses.

“It’s a time.” she says.

“You on the rag!?” asks a man.

“No. I’m not…sure…what you mean. WHAT…THE…FUCK.” says the little girl.

“Your period?” asks a normal woman in the Illuminati.

The little girl’s brain CANNOT fathom this. SHE’S A LITTLE GIRL.

“Oh so Lacey, you’re trying to make the argument that your oil in your family that’s owned by the Rockefellers in the afterlife with Nils for his protection in the Illuminati is somehow real?” says the more sane section of the American Illuminati.

“We had to buy a stake in it as well as did a few other people.” say the Romanovs.

My Tears Are Becoming A Sea by M83 plays for the American Illuminati.

Why? Because they’re…realizing that reality matters.

“There’s no such thing as pedophilia being an orientation.” says reality.

“It’s a psychosis.” says Freud. “And some people might be evil enough not to care. Or deranged enough not to be able to understand.”

“Deranged?” asks Billie Eilish.

“Yes.” says Freud.

“Are we psychotic in a different way?” currently ask all gay men, insecure and grossly pathetic. They maybe shouldn’t be men if they can’t fathom the difference.

“I suppose there’s a difference? But what is it!? Because they could be psychotic too!” says Satan, on behalf of the Illuminati to control people.

“Are you blind?” Lacey asks Satan.

“No, I’m not blind I’m just Satan, you know that.” says Satan to Lacey.

“Yeah, that’s true he is just Satan. So OK there is a difference but he’s not gonna help you see it because he’s Satan. I’m sorry you thought you called The Universe’s Happy Hotline Of Fun Advice but that’s not how it works. See…that’s Satan.” says Lacey to the Illuminati.

“That-that’s-that’s not-that’s not the thing though Lacey. That’s not it.

SEE…she’s just a fucking idiot.

No, she doesn’t understand that there’s no Hell and the Pope himself has said as much. He’s said that there is no Hell and when Bobby dies He’s just gonna go vegan! Right!? And with Lem’s hot ass. And you know they’re just gonna have a real good hot fucking time and I’m just excited about the whole shitty thing.” says the DNC.

“ can I just speak on behalf of the gay couple that Lacey in Lem’s were probably talking to last night but they’re still having fun today right now they’ve been smoking pot for a while and they’re probably gonna have some dinner and then I don’t know we’ll see him this gentleman that is paying is very wealthy, so it’s possible that they might be together for a month because last night went well and today we’re just sort of chilling he might say and now we’ll see he’s ready to just I think on wind but what irritates his current boyfriend is that that he paid for is that you guys don’t seem to understand there’s supposed to be something in it for someone other than you like what I’m supposed to be able to have his own ass that belongs to him and these kids are supposed to be kids and Republicans are just the ones telling you that it’s irritating to you isn’t it because we’re right but I think what we’re worried about is that we’re going to become evil, like you were terrified of becoming your people and yeah actually Lacey is worried that we already are but if there’s any difference she’s scared we’re going to go even crazier and start like you know causing there to be horrible situation throughout the world and Greta. This is why we have a hard time with you. It’s not that we don’t understand global warming, it’s that we don’t think these people have brains basically and we know that you do and it’s it’s it’s just a difficult equation for us because we we can’t give up the oil. We can’t give out the oil if if we give up the oil, we lose an ability to control things for the fruit forgot, if you people could back off and not give a shit about the global warming issue, we probably would take that on as well even though we’re exhausted trying to be the good people I know and we are good people but it’s exhausting because there’s like a laundry list at this point of issues that you people have neglected but what the fuck did the Democrats in the United States even stand for other than Putin coming and whipping our ass with a blow torch I mean seriously I know you have Bobby running. I know you have Bobby riding to try to get rid of Trump I know what the fuck that is.

But what I don’t understand is where you’re taking this whole shit show you don’t seem to understand you people are the problem. Lacey has become violent because she’s had to become violent. OK I grew up in an area of United States where there was a lot of mafia and I don’t have a problem with these people for the most part I’m not in the race anymore for president, but I don’t have a problem with these people And it’s pathetic and it really is if there are any children that are you know benefiting the Republicans were officially ashamed of that we are we are officially embarrassed and ashamed. There’s nothing to be proud of. That’s what we all believe. It’s disgusting and maybe there aren’t a lot and there shouldn’t be any, and if there are any, it’s probably because Bill Gates is trying to somehow use some really complicated sort of way to help the kids you know by talking to their souls in French or some thing and trying to find someway to move them into the other room because someone has to do something, so you know, it’s we might be involved in some thing like that where we’re genuinely trying to be a force for good by staying in the game, but that that’s the thing We’re not afraid of God and we’re not afraid to be good people and be offensive in that way because you have to be offensive in that way otherwise the world goes to hell and becomes completely insane and untenable. I mean you’re developing the world into an uncivilized mess and we don’t want to be vicious. We don’t want to be you know the party of the Rockefellers kicking the poor peoples ass but let me tell you something if we have to do that on behalf of the kids, we Will And will use oil to do it if we have to I don’t know we’re not afraid to think of things like that because that’s called being an adult and dealing with reality so what the hell is it that you people make money off of? That’s terrible you could do green energy but that’s too fucking complicated for your little peasant. Bitch ass is isn’t it?” says the GOP.

“ will edit this blog today, but this was a necessary conversation because it’s really offensive. Those are not children to you, but in reality, they are children and someday I hope you learn the definition of a child. Dr. Moritz doesn’t believe in the dictionary that’s too bad I do, and I think if you looked in a dictionary and looked up the definite definition of the word child that you’d find out that it’s really quite obvious that you don’t have sex with children you don’t coerce them into having sex in any capacity with a charter with themselves with a chair with a with an adult with anything you let them alone there are some pedophiles who are Republicans you think? Can we just leave them alone because to them they think we don’t have to interact with them in that way, so there are some Republicans that just take the children put them in a room and pay the John ‘s and let them color and then they might go off somewhere else in the house and you know masturbate and then they come back at the child and bring them back to the John and the kid is fine and they got to color for a while that would be a normal rational way of handling it but I guess that’s too elite and classy for you people isn’t it it’s too Republican you know you’re afraid you’re gonna start wearing Brooks Brothers and florist cologne or something.

Are and then that’s for Republicans to get out their guns and start shooting you people because we can’t we can’t make fucking heads or tail out of what the fuck it is you think that kid does not wanna have sex with you that’s impossible even if they tell you they do that’s nonsense. They’re a child, there’s no way to get around that reality and that’s why Republicans in this country are embarrassed that Lacey is being harassed by us because we do know that the oil in her family exists and we we disown Bobby right now we just hold him and we tell him to go fuck himself OK, go fuck yourself Bobby, go in another room of the house and leave those kids alone. No music no noise no fumes in the room. No bugs in the room. No shit in the room and just have them color can you do that? I doubt you can Bobby I doubt Bobby can really just go fuck himself, I don’t think he wants to touch his own deck. I don’t think he thinks that that’s appropriate to touch your dick because that sexual and that’s evil that’s his pope right now that’s his pope. There’s no hell said the Kennedys and Bobby’s like fuck yeah I can do whatever the hell I want and let me tell you something Bobby that’s not reality I tell you to go fuck yourself, but I don’t think you think you can afford it.

Outing, Roger Ailes was not a dumb thing to do but if he wasn’t a pedophile, that was also very dangerous because he was trying to do some thing with sex in a very convoluted way at times, possibly to protect children and that’s why he got outed by MSNBC and the other networks, because what he was messing too much power And that’s the problem you people just can’t stop Kahanu you found the Kennedys the 1960s who found Black people in the 1940s and you have been just you know screwing up ever cents because the Black people in the Kennedys have been used to allow you people to mass unfathomable amounts of power around the world on the dime of the American people you guys are like a cult like a political cult. We’re a party and we used to be far more diverse, but I’m willing to say lease it’s summer for some people with an R party hesitate, but we hesitate to say this, but no, you people ruined the country, and we’ve we’ve hesitated to say that we really actually have we’ve said it in some inflammatory way on Fox News but we really mean it this time you guys have ruined the country but you know as I say that I worry that you don’t even know what a country is.

Truth be told if Lacey is actually Tom’s daughter they could be Prussian they could even be related to Prussian royalty and Newt Gingrich had a fascination with Prussia. Yes Newt Gingrich hopefully you know who that is anyway, the idea is that yeah we’re we’re we’re worried that you guys really don’t know that a Country is a Country anymore because it seems like some intellectuals in your ranks like Dr. Norm Wilson, a Messiah College don’t believe that nation states matter anymore, that’s just militaristic bullshit and who gives a fuck about that other than the Prussians right? See Dr. Norm Wilson we’re talking to your subconscious. What if Lacey was Prussian and Origen not Polish not peasant Street trash Prussian she looks Prussian. What if she was Prussian and that is her culture to study borders and nation states it’s actually somewhat German to. I’m pretty sure that the Germans have an obsession with the idea of nation state, that could be her culture!

And actually nation states themselves do just matter the concept itself matters but will will not start out there because we’re trying to patronize you into reality. The concept of a nation state does matter, the fact that LNDN smile and a fake Way at Jack’s wedding, and it looks sincere is problematic, he doesn’t look sad enough to be anything other than straight, possibly asexual but I highly doubt that that doesn’t really make any sense for him to be asexual. What makes sense was for him to be straight him and that’s the problem you guys there could be some people within our ranks that know that love even helped arrange Jack’s murder And those are things that we keep to ourselves and then you people get angry about it. Well yeah oh but then what are we doing to you? I just talked earlier in this conversation about kicking poor peoples asses. Hi flint Michigan we kicked your ass.

Why did we kick your ass because that Governor was a piece of shit and the way that he handled it in his brain he has a piece of shit rain in that way and I fucking hate that part of him. OK I have to be nice. Otherwise he’ll get all pissed off at me right? OK but we had to put him in charge because that’s how we operate. I’m sorry we kicked ass and that was not our intention. Necessarily him hit the sad truth is that some of your dad and some of you are disabled him and we’re sorry about that. Why do we end up kicking your ass because that’s what we do, that’s the best that America can do at this time and we’re sorry Republicans don’t like Socialism we just don’t it’s dangerous and it scares us. Part of it is that we feel as though kicking a poor person’s ass is a lot safer than living in some delusional bubble, where everyone’s good and there’s no evil, and there’s no hell like Bobby and the pope seem to think.” says the GOP. “ and you know maybe we’ve gone too far with it but we have to at times in our estimation but for those of us that have a conscience it’s fake. We do care about poor people and Donald Trump has his own way of handling it and we try to handle him we do actually care we just it’s like someone Hass to pay and then how do you it’s like finances, you know it’s like calculating finances in a household someone Hass to pay, and our way of seeing it is that poor people are adults, and if you give them God and you keep them in a country where they have a fighting chance, maybe you can you know that’s what you can afford giving them a country where they have a fighting chance give them God and then you just kick their ass. If you have to does that sad and so the next post will be about how the DNC sees the whole thing I believe we know we work with Trump we work with populism we’re not trying to we’re not necessarily officially heartless people, we just we live in a very harsh place called reality.” says the GOP.

“ i’ll destroy you. I got the Catholic Church but not the Russian and I’ve got the Pisco Palean‘s but not really necessarily but I’ll destroy the republican party and then if that happens Lacey will blow up the world when she dies at all suffer and I’m not dumb enough to think that’s not true which hey is why I start working with these people because you guys I am in a time crunch all right I don’t want to talk about it but I am in a time crunch so they want to kick the asses of the poor OK I can work with that and this is where the Asians understand me I really do exist there actually is hell and I guess right now I have said Mets on his blog that that there’s him that that that maybe it’s like that I’m just Satan and the gods not evil at all. OK so maybe gods not evil at all to and maybe that there’s just me and then God separate for me and Christians have that right, the problem is though that I said I say I’m gonna get you a Laceyz like with the guys already won anyway and she’s right potentially and I’m I’m sorry I am saying so don’t expect me to give you the full word for 011. The problem is why am I being so nice well because the Lacey, how do you spell called her Satan? Lacey knows that I’ve lost and she refuses to not except that, the English had a very strong sense of that as well which is why I CS Lewis wrote about me and made me seem so rational sort of like I do know him I know it’s I actually do exist. The English knows that or knew that add no it’s just that you know it’s just that’s how it goes when you defy Christ and I’m still in that racket mostly now and then he can’t make me he can’t make me to fight him if I don’t want to right now I don’t want to. I want to say I’m sorry that I defied Christ that was very stupid of me but even if all the demons and I were to just stop being evil, we still have to pay the consequences for what we’ve done um, so um it’s possible we’re stuck being evil because we don’t have free will and that way even though we have free will it’s complicated and it’s also possible that stock right now it works heather the English understand that concept. I am Satan, I’m not your friend I’m Satan a times I might seem like a friend but you can’t count on me because I’m Satan and that you know the problem is that it seems like the Democrats have just been kicking Lacey‘s ass and loves us for almost the last hundred and I don’t even the last hundred years and I don’t know why the Democrats have just focused on kicking her ass and loves ass. Why the hell do you people do that to them they’re not my friend but at times I know Lacey cares about me and just wishes that the whole thing I never happened you know that I never defied Christ and she’s not is but just she’s just like why did you do that shit and that’s silly, you know I was good at music and we were she likes music and you know sometimes got even cries over me believe it or not I know that’s astounding. Isn’t it to think that God might be sad that I fell him but I did add other Ennis I fell and it’s astounding to Lacey that I would actually do that and she’s right possibly God didn’t necessarily create me that stupid OK and that’s devastating to her. I probably reminder of her mother yeah literally I have a feeling I said and remind Lacey of Margie if she’s illegitimate hi Lacey baby hi.” says Satan.

“ that was a joke. Satan was making a joke. Lacey is not really his daughter for those. If you’re reading this that don’t understand.“ says the GOP.

“ are Donald Trump’s gonna be the next president isn’t here and Lacey decided that along with Putin and Great Britain and China and North Korea and other parts of the world because Donald Trump is the only person that has any clue how to deal with Putin without destroying the entire United States.” says Jonah Wiley.