“We Chose Scott” by John

You know…she’s not watching you. At all. She’s watching you.

“Why!?” asks the evil Illuminati.

“You’ve had it explained to you. Why don’t you get it?” asks Louis.

“Because I’m sex. I’m god. And Lem was gay.” says Bobby.

Demons by Doja Cat plays. He dances sexy (in his imagination).

“See…we’re on her ass now.” says Erin.

“When does this end?” Lacey asks God, exasperated.

“Dammit. Why do we all want to hold her accountable for our poverty?” asks a woman.

“Because! She’s after my husband.” says a Native American woman.

“No. She’s not.” says a socialist laughing.

“Why does Lem make hamburgers at home?” asks Jimmy Fallon.

“To sleep with her.” says Lem.

“Okay. We didn’t hate her before.” says Jimmy Fallon.

“No. You didn’t. You all did not.” says Lem.

“Why did-“ says a woman who falls asleep instead.

“Scott and Zelda irritate me. But so does she.” says a woman.

“So do I.” says Lem.

Lacey feels tired.

Lots of them do.

6 Gnossiennes For Piano by Satie plays.

“Let’s go.” says Scott to Lacey.

“Shit!!” yells Scott.

Later.

It’s a mess.