Let’s do a quick explanation. Try. It’s not perfect. But try.
Lacey = Scottish Terriers…whereas…Zelda = cats
Zelda = hates lemon perfume…whereas…Lacey = could wear lemon perfume everyday
Lacey = innately submissive…whereas…Zelda = struggles to be submissive
(That last one isn’t…safe territory. Be careful.)
Zelda = says no to Scott but may or may not be serious…whereas…Lacey = almost always says nothing, but when she does say no or yes she always means it
Lacey = is sexy and yet not promiscuous…whereas…Zelda = is promiscuous but may or may not be sexy
Zelda = loves competition…whereas…Lacey = hates competition
Lacey = loves to cook for her family….whereas…Zelda = genuinely hates cooking
Zelda = is fervently considered by many to be more feminine than Lacey in her “game”…whereas…Lacey = is genuinely ultra feminine
Lacey = puts out for Lem…whereas…Zelda = is a mystery
Lacey = purple, emerald green, red, yellow, blue and brown…whereas…Zelda = glitter
Zelda = Bloody Mary’s at eleven…whereas…Lacey = Tea in the morning at 8 in a sterling silver tea pot
Lacey = sings I Bet on Losing Dogs…whereas…Zelda = has no clue why she cares or has to
Zelda = is Zelda…whereas…Lacey = could be one of the greatest art historians to ever live
Lacey = argyle…whereas…Zelda = satin
Zelda = silk…whereas…Lacey = wool
Lacey = cashmere…whereas…Zelda = linen
Zelda = cotton…whereas…Lacey = tweed
Lacey = nightgowns and formal dresses…whereas…Zelda = champagne and Scott
Zelda = Chanel No. 22…whereas…Lacey = whatever Lem tells her to wear
Lacey = true love and war…whereas…Zelda = Scott
Lacey = The Rolling Stones…whereas…Zelda = The Beatles
Zelda = Jackie and Marilyn…whereas…Lacey = herself
Zelda = herself…whereas…Lacey = Queen Elizabeth II???
Lacey = good natured and analytical…whereas…Zelda = “cold and cerebral”
Zelda = Lace Curtain Irish men…whereas…Lacey = Lacey Banks
Lacey = dances perfectly with Asmats to Go Easy by Mac DeMarco…whereas…Zelda = looks starry-eyed as Scott pleadingly sings the song Go Easy by Mac DeMarco about her to the entire world
Zelda = writes horribly, objectively, but is admired and still feels hurt and sad…whereas…Lacey = is possibly one of the more profound writers to ever live but isn’t recognized almost at all…and struggles to care
Lacey = could arguably be a literal saint…whereas…Zelda = is…probably a born-again Christian?
Zelda = Life magazine…whereas…Lacey = The Economist
Lacey = so naturally and genuinely aristocratic women get terrified and foolishly harm themselves by deciding in fear that she has to be masculine or homosexual…whereas…Zelda = so baffling women and men in fear assume she’s a sort of actual goddess or something
Zelda = wild…whereas…Lacey = confused
Lacey = accidentally finds the Illuminati and possibly take it over here and there as they brutally torment her…whereas…Zelda = is tormented by the Illuminati and is also medically psychotic
Zelda = possibly accidentally makes you underestimate yourself…whereas…Lacey = accidentally makes you overestimate yourself
Lacey = honest but a quasi-Rockefeller whereas…Zelda = dishonest?
Disco Glove by Exploded View plays.
Zelda = started to lose her mind in Saint Paul, Minnesota…whereas…Lacey = can’t seemingly leave Saint Paul to live in or she’s potentially in danger
Lacey = loves Dali…whereas…Zelda = finds him scary
Zelda = possibly has an attraction to Hemingway…whereas…Lacey = accidentally named herself the same name as Hemingway’s beloved dead granddaughter, for a while
Lacey = meets the Kennedys in spirit and drains the swamp…whereas…Zelda = can’t recall if she met them or not and can’t figure out why she’s being forced to care so damn much
Zelda = a mystery…whereas…Lacey = defined the word mystery and can’t figure out why you just investigate her explanations
Zelda = makes one uneasy about her actual gender…whereas…Lacey = involves the Supreme Court to attempt to get you stop questioning the reality that she’s a cis woman and always has been in every moment of God’s mind
Lacey = is possibly too maternal for her own good at times?…whereas…Zelda = had a daughter
Zelda = needs God’s mercy to be saved from Hell…whereas…Lacey = is so worried for God she doesn’t know how to discuss it at the time this blog post is being written
Lacey = is straight…whereas…Zelda = wonders if Scott is gay
Corinne by Metronomy plays.
Zelda = leads you on wild goose chases…whereas…Lacey = studies the goose chase to end it
Lacey = leather…whereas…Zelda = swimming pools
Zelda = Sunset Boulevard observer…whereas…Lacey = water damage
Lacey = the bottom of the ocean with God…whereas…Zelda = the sea
Zelda = the beach…whereas…Lacey = is the Earth
Lacey = red…whereas…Zelda = Gold
Zelda = Silver…whereas…Lacey = emeralds and platinum
Lacey = haunts the ghosts at the Cecil…whereas…Zelda = would never think of the Cecil, thank you very much. Eww!
Zelda = never made it to Hollywood…whereas…Lacey = accidentally destroyed Hollywood because everyone assumed her twin flame was gay?
Lacey = bows to the British crown…whereas…Zelda = is diamonds
Zelda = an observer…whereas…Lacey = The forest
Lacey = Dudleytown makes her laugh…whereas…Zelda = is scared it’s demonic
Zelda = is secretly happy…whereas…Lacey = would like to speak to Jesus about ending it all for all of us
Lacey = visits India and has sex with Lem and dances…whereas…Zelda = is in overwhelming awe of India
Zelda = makes Joey sincerely regret everything…whereas…Lacey = makes Joey suck his thumb and scream bloody murder at her because he’s losing his mind
Lacey = terrifies the American Illuminati…whereas…Zelda = makes them smile
Zelda = doesn’t decorate well…whereas…Lacey = practically invented decorating according Lem
Lacey = loves Italian culture but has been violently threatened by Italians…whereas…Zelda = has an innate disdain for Italy
Zelda = loves Ireland as it’s Scott’s family’s country…whereas…Lacey = glares at Ireland
Lacey = wants to rip everything apart to fix it…whereas Zelda = ?
Zelda = goes into the art museum and feels she’s a lesbian…whereas…Lacey = escapes to the art museum and makes it dance genuinely sexy
Lacey = worries she’s becoming actual friends with Hell…whereas…Zelda = fought Hell off
Zelda = makes white supremacy evil but makes white supremacists genuinely happy…whereas…Lacey = makes white supremacy sane and pragmatic in context, but white supremacists have to violently restrain themselves to side with her
Lacey = is extremely good in bed…whereas…Zelda = makes us wonder what’s going on in everyone’s bed
Zelda = is stalked by Scott Fitzgerald…whereas…Lacey = is haunted by Michael Rockefeller
Lacey = “understood the assignment” but isn’t sure why she’s here, here really? Ou non…whereas…Zelda = is our assignment?
Zelda = happy…whereas…Lacey = refuses to discuss it anymore
Lacey = owns you…whereas…Zelda = gets your love
“Aren’t these fun? You guys are so fucking genius aren’t you? Like all of you! Like, everyone’s a genius! That’s sarcasm. …The truth is…it’s not…fun. It’s an analysis. And it’s only fun to you because you’re loved. …Have fun. But don’t forget it’s just an analysis and it’s only fun because of genuine love.” says Lacey.
“As long as you use oil…we own you.” says Michael Rockefeller. “If there’s an Illuminati? And if there is…you can’t undo it. We try to protect you. But you can’t respect that!?”
“Chris. Did you channel Michael because you like to think of yourself as a Great Protector Of The People?!” asks Lacey.
“Yeah. You’re not, Chris. You’re not their protector.” says Zelda Fitzgerald.
Lacey = fervently tried to turn herself over to Christ at age 2 1/2 as if she was a criminal…whereas…Zelda = became a born again Christian
“We both are Christians.” says Zelda.
“I hope so.” says Lacey.
“I was an absolute bitch to Lacey. I was her eighth grade social science teacher. I look like J.P. Kennedy slightly. I just do. She noticed that and thought she was losing her mind, but I actually slightly resembled him. And I didn’t like her because she’s better than me. Oh my word.
She has brown eyes and this sort of light brown hair back then. And she was unbelievably beautiful. She was beautiful and arguably probably the most beautiful young woman I’d ever seen. I’m sorry if that’s hard for some of you to hear.
Oh, she was about 13 when she was in my class. My name is Jim Hanson. He and my son went to Brown and I was exceedingly proud of that. I bragged about that to everybody in our class at the end of the school year, and I made it sound like I had side businesses that were extremely lucrative to her as well.
*he laughs*
I did not.
Anyway, I put her down in front of her friends and in her yearbook because I was very put off by her. Which might’ve been insane to be honest with you. She was my student, and even if she was very mature at 13 and very beautiful that’s so young still and she was a student so that it didn’t make any sense if I had a crush on her at all for me to have taken it remotely seriously. No, it probably was more insanity than anything else. But I say that very objectively. So don’t think that I’m confused necessarily. I might be dead and she doesn’t know. You have to understand that she’s a 40 year old woman at this point.
I assigned her- One of our most contentious moments as people was when I assigned her- And no, I say that very carefully. One of our most contentious moments was when I assigned her- I’m sorry, we keep getting interrupted.
I’m gonna try to say this because I don’t think somebody living-somebody living wants us to say this and so they’re sending demons to try to organize the moment to interrupt us because they don’t want this being printed on her blog, because it says-it says something that those people don’t want you to know about who she is to her readers.
I assigned her Bolivia. I assigned a nation to every student in our class. And I assigned her Bolivia partially to be mean. The idea was that you were supposed to write an essay as a autobiography. And you were supposed to be a world leader as an adult. See you were a world leader, speaking from the perspective of someone who had grown-up in your assigned country. And I made the stupid requirement where you were supposed to have been educated completely in your home country. Why was it stupid because it was impossible to some degree in Bolivia I’m sorry if that’s hard for some people to hear it’s hard and a lot of countries to be a top tier world leader, if you don’t receive your education in the west or an equivalent school somewhere else.
Lacey knew that. And so when she wrote her essay, she decided to make herself educated past a certain age somewhere else. She invented Catholic schools in the country that I thought were obnoxiously possible. So she her character had a good Catholic education in Bolivia up until about 14 or 15 years old and then she went to school in America at a prep school. I actually think she might’ve chosen Choate. I think it was Joe‘s and I couldn’t figure out why she chose that school but she chose that I’m fairly certain that she chose Choate. She’s not Jack reincarnated, but I have a feeling that someone was telling her, ‘Hey that’s a good school. You should have your character go there.’ Anyway it pissed me off. The whole thing pissed me off because it made sense. The whole thing made sense. It’s just it totally pissed me off. But I thought, ‘Maybe, this was just a fluke. I’m going to catch her still at being stupid.’ Because I wanted her to be desperately.
So I questioned her in a parent teacher conference, or something that she attended as well. Or maybe she asked me why-what was wrong with her assignment or something. She got an A- and she asked why she didn’t get a better grade. And so I confronted her and told her that I didn’t like the fact that her character had gone to school outside of Bolivia. I thought it was just evil and stupid, I implied. And she help me accountable for my stupidity, or my evil or both. And I had to concede that she was right that I didn’t make any sense given the poverty in the country of Bolivia given their education system. It didn’t make any sense, and it actually made sense for her to have attended a private school outside of Bolivia, if she was helping to run the world essentially.
So I a changed her grade to an A. Not an A + but an A. I thought she deserved an A+ but I was being mean so I changed it to an A.
A lot of the teachers that came after us in Bloomington Minnesota were absolute idiots. Absolute fucking idiots. I really am an exceptionally intelligent man and my son really did go to Brown and I think I was accidentally channeling the actual JP Kennedy. And I don’t think you guys wanted to understand who she was and that scares me I’m saying that the teachers that came after us we had a sense of who she was in Bloomington because she came from a very wealthy background and most of our students are well off at least if not wealthy, her family is exceptional, but there were a lot of kids in our class sizes who were very wealthy, even if they weren’t from wealthy families and it was unusual not to be at least well-off. These are very spoiled kids that she went to school with.
I think the schools that she went to afterwards were inferior to her intelligence to be blunt, and the teachers were too arrogant to accept that. except you and D understood because it’s a state school it’s North Dakota and she had connections to people like Mike Jacobs at the Grand Forks Herald and people lie, and they had some sense of who her family was somewhat and she was in the honors program, she could’ve just stayed there and been fine. It’s all it was a harsh blow but her family that raised her didn’t give a shit they didn’t give a shit they were old money but they didn’t give two shits about her and who she was as a person different from them
I just find it repulsive, because if it if there’s illuminati, it surprises me that she found them and yet it doesn’t surprise me at all given the nature of what happened to her life. If she had been properly educated and that’s where we screwed up in Bloomington, if she had been properly educated and not held back by bitter bitch teachers like myself, she probably would have gone to a better school and that’s where her parents would’ve needed to be more loving to her and they weren’t so it worked out to some degree Until she needed to get married and then that was just an absolute shit show.
I called there was one boy who was very large and his name was Joe and he was in love with her, but she was definitely not interested in him and then there was another little boy named Joe, who is also in love with her, and he looks like prince rainier genuinely, but she was not interested in him either And that’s it. She had her pick up two boys name Joe and that was it.
Hi I know it’s it’s like um, it’s like World War I her love life is like some epic story that turns love into war but not in a way that’s particularly I am nice I mean she’s feminine it’s just really hard to watch. I mean you think World War II was bad. It hurt her know her love life is world war one and there’s gas bombs, there’s still swords and horses and mud it’s just awful and diseases. It’s really bad and it’s a long and cold it’s awful. It’s really bloody awful and World War II is awful to trust me. It was but people were getting blown up in World War II which when you’re dead, you realize is actually a far preferable thing to being in this long, protracted, awful situation. The course the downside of World War II was the holocaust, but if you if you take that separate from the war and more as a facet of the Germans that at the time and their problems with their country and then I think you can understand what I’m saying no hurt her love life is like world war one it was awful and that was definitely not easy for me to watch when I died. And yes that’s how things go I don’t know what you fools are thinking you don’t just get away with stuff forever said you sound like a teacher don’t know, but you don’t you just get away with things forever.
Hey, so no no I’ve had to see about her life and it’s been awful to watch that part of it. It’s really grim.
I think we’re disturbs me is how slow you people are do you not understand if she’s reincarnated and I’m not saying that she is the English or saying symbolically even her husband Lem’s was killed in World War I. She wasn’t Jack at the time. She’s never been Jack. She’s not Jack. Jack existed as a cis male however. What that means that is that there are two separate people.
And I know you people are trying to find her evil, but here’s a startling possibility. What if her evil barely exists at all? And she knows that and try to compensate for it and her love life by dating a non-Christian and sleeping with him outside of marriage because she was starting to get worried that she was somehow be coming so good it was evil or something like that. Don’t get your hopes up. She’s an unusually good person and you’re not her and if you are that good that’s between you and Christ.
And if you’re looking for her you evil, sweetie, it is a veritable wasteland. Good luck.
I that being said no, I’m angry because she should’ve gone to a very elite school not Wheaton she should’ve gone to some elite school possibly Yale. I think it would’ve been a very good fit for her but that’s not where she went. She didn’t go to Yale frankly, I don’t know if there’s any school in the US that could’ve handled her, other than Yale and UND to some degree.
And no, my son went to Brown. I’m not-I’m not unaware of how the education system works to those of you that I hear arguing with me.
Anyway, getting back to my original point, she understood international politics when she was 13 in a way that most-some-dammit I’m sorry that’s gonna be offensive. In a way that I would say a lot of people don’t and she was 13. She really was 13, but that’s the problem. You’re dealing with someone who’s not typical in that way, Illuminati. So keep that in mind when you challenge her. When she loses her temper, she’s scared of things that I don’t think she knows how to put words to OK?” says Jim Hanson.
“You have the same seriousness and edge that JP Kennedy actually had, which is probably how you were able to channel him so easily.” says a witch.
“I did. And it was because I was like him, but that doesn’t extend to Lacey and Jack. I’m sorry but she just quietly let him sort of lead the show when he terrorized her and I don’t think he realized how much she was using his personality that he was insisting she channel as a bludgeoning tool, instead of a way of expressing herself. Her actual personality was hidden underneath that the entire time and it still existed but she ended-up using him, rightfully and tragically because no one should have to do that, as a bludgeoning tool.” says Jim Hanson.
“And this is where the peasants have to be a little smarter. You’re not always innocent, you’re not always right and in this case, Lacey is right unfortunately, and evil peasants went way too far with her and I’m not sure if Zelda was one or not…but you-you-there is-there is no good peasantry that has almost ever attacked her in any way possible…because there’s very little reason to attack her. And so people who aren’t narcissistic morons don’t attack her. Actually she might help them but I’m afraid to say that. Because the evil peasants are vile people, and why-why have the evil peasants attacked her. Well…because it doesn’t really make sense?” asks Mrs. Koppelman.
“I agree. Umm…there’s really no way for her to get out of this situation because it’s her own life and I’m just waiting for the evil Illuminati to figure that out.” says Ron Craft.
Corinne by Metronomy plays. Joe Kennedy Junior sings it to her.
“When does Lacey…ever get over someone?” said America.
“Always. When does she not get over someone?” asks Louis.
“Dammit. This is connected to Lem being straight.” says a woman.
“Yeah.” says God?
“You really don’t care?” asks a man of Lacey.
“That’s not how I would put it. But…in a way, yes.” says Lacey.
Lothlórien by Enya plays…and Lacey demands Joe Junior sing it…if it has words…as he’s insisting on singing to her.
“There aren’t any words.” says Joe.
Lord of the Rings: The-
Bags by Leikeli47 plays.
“Sing that.” says Lacey to Joe.
He tries.
He ends up getting accidentally told off by his dad.
“I don’t even like Dolce & Gabbana. I do not have bags made of iguana but I did have very highfalutin tastes that my father did finance that’s true.” says Joe Junior.
“You know I-I had very little to do with the fact that he’s so fascinated with me. You have to understand the context. And keep it in mind.
So before you keep-you-no-you’re rushing off. So stop and think about it. I had no idea what was going on. These people are dead. I was born in 1983 and it’s absurd in my case given my lack of guilt. If you demand more explanations I’ll try. Potentially.
I think the real evil question is how did Lem end-up within any proximity of Joe even, considering that Joe is my soulmate. So…depending on how it works out in time and space how did Joe end-up anywhere near Lem Billings? Because if I am Joe‘s soulmate, but I am Lem’s twin flame that seems very dangerous. ….I would think ideally given their age differences they probably should’ve never even met each other. But that’s not what happened.” says Lacey.
“Oh fuck it. Umm…Lacey knows I’m very intelligent. I know she respects my intelligence but I didn’t go to Yale. …I’m not Lacey. I’m actually maybe not as smart as she is believe it or not. And umm…so I feel comfortable saying things around her because I know she’s not thinking that I’m totally idiotic if I make a few mistakes. I just have to say that.” says Doris Kearns Goodwin. “Now, what did I mean by that? This is where your people are so stupid. She read me as saying it in a way that was hard on myself, but other people read me a saying it in a way that was incredibly insulting to her intelligence.
And then this is where it gets to be funny. Because of her intelligence, she has decided within herself before she hears something like that, to always sort of hold it in the back of her head with questions and caveats. She makes footnotes. And so she’s not sure. No, she interpreted as me probably meaning it in a self-assessing way that was a little harsh, possibly towards myself. Umm…but other people think I’m a genius who I’m talking to right now in Illuminati…and so they just assumed that I meant it is an insult.
And I hope somebody listening is able to understand that her way of analyzing things is astronomically superior to yours. I probably because she has a higher intelligence than most living people.
And that’s why when she says things that are harsh it’s best not to laugh at her. No, it’s best to just be quiet, analyze what she saying and then just back off. Add to be honest if you think of attacking her, be careful because you’re dealing with someone smarter than you with a hell of a lot more authority than you have in the supernatural.
Yes, I would bet Lem was probably not gay. I don’t think it’s likely he could’ve been as in love with Jack as everyone says he was. I think that might’ve been actually sort of embarrassing that we believed that. Well, those of us who did believe that I’ve never really believed it. I’m sorry. And I’m known as like the expert on the Kennedy family.
It amuses me to no end potentially that Michael Rockefeller was so involved with them. How did he get so involved? And the problem is it goes beyond our current systems of thought! We were not prepared for this discussion.
I mean one minute we have Joe Kennedy Junior singing to Lacey and that was after Zelda was explaining herself to the world this morning yeah? And no I am trying to dissect this a little bit because it’s losing its mind. I don’t think it’s us. It’s the situation itself that’s insane. Some of us might be insane but the situation itself is insane. It’s insanity producing. It’s insane.
And I know part of this happened because of drug use at MSNBC. But that’s an easy answer. That’s a quick easy answer. I don’t think that’s safe in the situation, necessarily.
Oh no it’s just I have to. I have to talk about this. It’s frustrating as a human because how the hell did Michael Rockefeller end up involved with the Kennedys that doesn’t make any sense those are two very different aesthetic. Those are two very different kinds of people it’s almost it’s beyond words it’s beyond terrorizing it’s it’s It’s like hell it’s it’s really frightening.
I mean, I wonder if we’re dealing with Satan himself getting carried away in the beginning of the 20th century. I wonder me when you think about World War I or World War II the terrible plagues and famine that we had in that century the desolation of the earth I have a feeling this could be part of that as like the icing on the cake and his attempt to demolish God. Whether or not I believe that logically or not…I think it’s an interesting way of perceiving it because if there’s some truth to it, then it’s helpful. But what scares me is that Lacey is hesitant. Why are you hesitant to accept that one?” asks Doris Kearns Goodwin.
“I think it might’ve been Satan, but it feels more human to me than that and I might be wrong, but it feels more like-like I was brutally betrayed by somebody really just totally betrayed.
Oh my instinct at first is to point to Lem and just try to get over him and move on, which he seems to realize. And that might be a good thing or that might be a bad thing. That’s why I’m dependent on God because I don’t know everything that’s going on. I’ve been going into this blind from the very beginning to some degree. But we all are a little bit blind at least potentially.
But then I think, ‘No, I don’t think it could possibly be Lem, because it just doesn’t work out. That seems like a trick and then I think OK it’s not God. It could be Satan.’ And then I don’t think that that’s necessarily true. I’m sure he’s behind it regardless but I don’t know that it was really him completely. And then I think, ‘OK so what human betrayed me?’ And then I think, ‘Maybe it was just Margy.’ Maybe Margy just betrayed me. Maybe my mother just betrayed me. Maybe it’s no deeper than that, maybe it’s just Margy. But then I think, ‘You know it feels like something bigger than that.’ And I start listening and I start wondering and I’ve never been able to possibly quite figure out what’s going on.
Umm…if it was the English, I would get over it believe it or not or even the Scottish. If it was the Americans I have tried to reconcile that with them. Because I think they also might have meant well, in a way.
I don’t think it’s just Jack. I think that-I think he’d love for us to think that it is and maybe it is but I don’t quite like that answer…and then I go back to Lem. And it’s very disturbing because it’s somewhere-it’s somewhere and I can’t seem to find it. It could just be Satan in a sense, at the end of the day. It is in a way potentially Satan, but is there something that I just can’t quite grasp? So I’m sorry, that that’s not a more conclusive answer.” says Lacey.
“I think people are so foolish. It’s obviously just something that is supernatural and that’s why schizophrenics are smarter than you people and I think that’s why you attack them sometimes. You don’t have to have it perfectly figured out because it’s very mysterious. And being dead I have some knowledge of what it is because it’s a lot easier to understand once you’re completely dead than when you’re just partially dead like Lacey or like not dead at all. She almost put her finger through her hand yesterday if she didn’t actually do it. And I don’t know if you understand this or not but that’s not possible you can actually put your own finger through your head, but she was experiencing something like that, and that’s not normal. She was probably slightly experiencing her own body as a ghost, but a ghost in this Realm versus a ghost where we actually are so to speak. So to her it felt like her finger was almost disappearing and yet it wasn’t.
Anyway, it’s really complicated so you might not be able to figure it out perfectly before you’re dead I’m sorry. The idea though is to try to figure it out probably as best as you can because it’s sort of serious. Umm…so if you can understand that good. I think there are some things that need to be stated because they annoy me.
Lacey was never in love with Chris Hayes at all. She thought she was, but she was not really in love with him because he’s not who he pretends to be. And we highly suspect that he was just channeling her soulmate Michael.
Ahh…Lem had no attraction to Men. He also was never in love with them at all.
And most of you are socioeconomically beneath Lacey.
People still use oil and coal.
If I’m a ghost, I’m a ghost not a demon. Those are two separate things. If I’m a ghost, it’s very likely that Lacey can talk to me in a way that most people cannot, but that’s because most people can’t put their fingers through their hand…if they talk to people like me too much. She was talking to ghosts a lot yesterday and then right after that is when it felt like she was putting her finger through her hand. And that’s not typical. So it’s not like she’s indulging in witchcraft. No, it’s something different than that which leads me into my next point.
Your witchcraft is never going to equal Christ’s power. No witchcraft equals Christ’s power.
If this is an actual conversation with the Illuminati, you’re never going to convince her that she’s insane. That was a very foolish thing to think. some people like her just can’t be fooled in that way.
Hey, she’s only going to die and become scarier OK? Because I am a ghost, and she’ll just become like me. She won’t cease to exist when she dies. some people might potentially we don’t know everything other people might end up and help other people might not really be season to exist. They might just be in some temporary state of nothingness when you guys think you know what’s happening based on near death experiences, it’s a very dangerous, because those are individual people and you can’t base all if human experience on one anecdotal piece of evidence
And that’s part of the problem. She knows that as it’s terrifying for her to die but she also trust in God, and it wouldn’t make sense for anyone to see used to exist and less of God thought that was what was actually best for them and that’s where it’s hard for me to explain because I’m a ghost and it’s hard for me to explain the nature of God. He is God of the Bible. I’m sorry if that’s hard for you to hear.
He would never make an innocent person cease to exist.
Chris doesn’t make sense to Lacey a lot if you don’t I’m privy to some information that helps me sort of understand what’s going on but I don’t understand everything. in my mind he seems like he’s hiding something because he never seems to want to really understand her perspective and I don’t think he did from the beginning either.
What part of what happen with her made was related to the oil her family has an astronomical amount of oil it’s astounding it’s like the diamond as big as the Ritz but it’s oil. Actually it makes that book seem kind of creepy. Her maid hated her partially because of the oil but um what Lacey doesn’t understand is how to cope with that.
It makes no sense to her because she is a humanitarian in the best sense. She is an environmentalist, and she is also very honest and her father gave her over $200,000 from the oil. But it was his money first and it wasn’t her decision to allow them to drill and she’s not so stupid as to think that it doesn’t make sense to except it given the situation that she’s in in her life, she tried to cleanse the money using charismatic theology. She basically did what they like. Plead the blood over things she played the blood over the money that she received and cut off any ties that it would have to her family there or not of God in Jesus’s name. And she did that perfectly appropriately. Or the entire charismatic movement is a farce or it’s evil or it’s both.
You should’ve never channeled Jonah Wiley to attack her. He’s the reason the queen died when she did, and Lacey almost died herself. What she had going on in her body was potentially lethal if she had gone another week without the medication that she received, she may have gone into sepsis. Oh, how did she get that sick? She had sex with one Billings, but it was interrupted by Jack and Bobby and a lot of very hateful, gay men in the Illuminati. Lem’s kept trying to make her orgasm. They spent hours trying to have her orgasm, and they got very close, but there was a demonic spirit of almost like hatred that literally manifested almost within her to try to kill her and Jack was possibly the one that let the demon end he wasn’t supposed to be in her house but she’s nice to people and it just was like a domino effect and that’s part of her frustration is that she’s nice to people and then they take advantage of that even the supernatural
That’s the best synopsis I can think of. That’s the best I can think of explaining what happened and they had every right to be having sex if God’s allowing it if they were doing what they’re supposed to do but they did just Jack just couldn’t leave them alone you people just can’t leave them alone when they’re having sex this morning they actually had socks sort of and it’s been days. Have you people being obsessive obsessive freaks about them having sex with each other. It’s not normal you people are freaks for doing that. It is so obvious that lamb was either bisexual or straight and that she’s sis and she’s not Jack. I don’t know why you were so hateful to her I can’t quite figure that out.
Some people have a theory that you’re violently repressing your hatred for Lem’s and it has nothing to do with her getting you guys even to listen to that theory is damn near impossible. No, you were violently attach the idea that he was gay and you can’t like you can’t concede the reality that that’s not necessarily how you would feel about him if you were honest. I think there are a lot of live in gay men who might hate him for what he did to Jack, instead of insisting that he was gay, but they choose not to except that because they don’t want to have to deal with that hatred or who the hell knows what.
But it almost killed her, and that was right around the time that the queen died, actually was right after the queen died. Lacey was devastated with the queen died. She won’t control herself and then within about a week she was very close to dying. There are some people who wonder if there were some Satanists in England, who were genuinely just trying to kill her and if that’s true, that might’ve been empathetic and God knows that. I don’t want to confront them about their Christianity if that’s what it is accidentally. If it doesn’t work though because she has kids and it just didn’t work so she’s alive.
and the point of bringing that up was not to rile Bobby up to make him yell at her and call her a lie. And the point was to say that there’s an inner connection between her and some people that you can’t avoid. so channeling Jonah was dangerous, because he’s really an in a sense working on behalf of the part of her parents, who raised her that hates her and loves her both in their faith. Ahh…they’re not good people people think they are but they’re not good people. She is a good person and some of their siblings are and their relatives are, but those two are not. And you have to be careful with that family because they’re not easy people to read. Laceys not really one of them anymore except for legally and in heart as much as she can be in Christ. But no, given the nature of things channeling Jonah, which were still doing seemingly was not wise. It was an insult to her and in a sense it’s been an insult to him as well if he reads her blog.
And she was very specific when she said, ‘I don’t like men who are younger than me by more than five years.’ She made that very clear and you should have listened to it. And I don’t think she would even conceive at this point of dating someone who’s alive because it’s- Look if Tom Banks is her father, her whole life has been miserable. She see pictures of people like them and my husband envy an all of how attractive they were and think, ‘Hey, why aren’t their men like that alive today?’ I think the the last generation she could’ve really fallen in love with easily was probably Generation X. I don’t think they’re too many Millennials who are easy for her to fall in love with. Before then in the Silent Generation her odds of finding love astronomically improve, but most of those men are dead in 2024. And it’s not like every man in that generation would’ve been right for her. It’s just that there would’ve been a lot of men to choose from. It would’ve shocked her how many there were she would’ve thought it was bizarre considering her experience. And of course, before that in the Greatest Generation, and that really is her generation, there were millions of men who she could’ve fallen in love with. Except that’s where Lacey is different than most people she’s very particular because she believes in true love so when she takes them as seriously as she does, don’t assume that she has no idea what she’s talking about. To be honest those men are all dead. So the men who she’s talking to really maybe are her actual soulmates and her twin flame and it’s not just like a coincidence that she’s talking to them.
And that’s why this is scary to people because you didn’t expect to find Tom Banks’s daughter, OK? We might have known him OK we might’ve literally known him very well. I might’ve actually slept with him. Which to Lacey seems weirdly like one of her friends sleeping with her dad. I was his age but to her it feels like we’re closer in age, and that I was just a little older than her and he is rich and attractive. Apparently she doesn’t know that, but um, she thinks, ‘Why did Zelda do that that’s sort of disturbing.’ But she’s not backward or hateful in that way so it’s like, ‘Well they were two adults so I guess that was their choice.’ But she’s mad because she thinks, ‘Why did she do that to Scott we’re not that great.’ That was not necessarily my opinion I might’ve thought that he was very attractive, and to be honest, I might’ve found his wealth very comforting, because he was so down to earth, but he was also very wealthy in a way that felt safe to me. And Lacey knows that as his daughter, she knows that he’s good with money, and that he probably takes fairly good care of his mistresses. And but then she thinks, why would I ever want to be his mistress, ‘-that’s insane! You’re with Scott!’ And you know where she doesn’t o her father on the same level she just cannot figure out why I would ever choose someone else over I would ever choose anyone over Scott, but really to her her and her father are vastly inferior to him, and that’s restrictive opinion Whether it’s true or not but then that’s where the next thing comes up.
You guys don’t want her to understand her worth as a person to other people. She understands her objective worth, but she has no idea what she’s actually worth to other people. You can’t tell her she’s ugly because she knows she’s not. But you could fool her to thinking a myriad of other things in relation to how you feel about her or how valuable she is to you. And if so, you guys have her thinking, a lot of really stupid things and so did the parents who raised her.
That doesn’t change her faith. That doesn’t change anything of that sort. What it could mean it that it’s the end of the world when she dies. Her father might have saved her life because he was very anti-abortion, and he loved her as his daughter. So try to understand that. I am not her stepmother I’m more like a friend and I don’t think she understands how attractive she is as a person, and it actually really irritates me even on a narcissistic level because it feels like an insult to me if I slept with her father, and it cost a huge fight with Scott. Scott finds funny that Lacey thinks he’s better than her father just objectively not because she could be attracted to her dad but just evaluating her father looking at him and thinking Scott’s better looking and it’s funny to Scott because he thinks he may not have actually thought that himself, but then here’s this daughter of his who looks a lot like him. With his personality to some degree and she’s just like, ‘No, you’re better than us!’ and Scott’s like, ‘Well it’s not a competition then obviously!’ it’s not about competition which is probably what he suspected to some degree the whole time.
And no, we weren’t pulling a ‘Kennedy Trick.’ We weren’t putting her as an intermediary or some weird thing like that. Scott and I sleep with which other. We didn’t try to involve her father and her in some sort of psychotic and evil foursome. It was never anything perverted like that at all. there was no foursome at all. It was more unfortunate but if you’re not perverted or paranoid, no we’re both-there’s nothing there-was nothing like that. I slept with her father while I was alive if I did, and then her father created her, and then Scott fell in love with her when she was in her 30s. And I stole Scott back to some degree.
Scott didn’t think it was a problem because first of all Lacey wasn’t raised by her father, so she didn’t even know. And second of all, I think there was something about her that felt more like an equal to us than a child. Him and he just he couldn’t stand it. It seemed absurd. She is like her father, but he was never with her father. I was a nursery people get to be really annoying to me, because how was how was me sleeping with her father, when I was drunk once at a party in Minneapolis at a very beautiful house at all related to Scott finding her attractive even if Scott and I sleep together in reality we’re all separate people that’s how we’ve received it we just thought no that’s just stupid. We’re all separate people and I’m not related to them he’s not related to them, so I guess somebody will be too freaked out by it. It would seem weird to them but to us it just seemed to separate to count because it just was like oh I guess I’ll go runoff of some old man and then I’ll just runoff with his hot daughter and show both of them Because I win in the end, I’ve got you know the beautiful daughter, and she suck with a crusty old man who likes to go for drives from the lake with a chauffeur.
Time are used to have a chauffeur, but then when he was old, he might have cut that out and included it with like a caregiver type package and that’s what Lacey‘s father was who raised her. He gave Tom baths he gave him food. He drove him around the lake. Actually Thelma might’ve given him the bath and then Jim helped him into the bath. Umm…but he was like a personal caregiver. I know there was nothing sexual between them. He just helped with like everything around the house and Thelma made pork chops and it was wonderful and Jim Craft never wanted to go home because he was a closeted gay and he was not a huge fan of the mother that raised Lacey.
He did come from old money, but he just didn’t think it was remotely beneath him to have that career at that moment. He didn’t think of it as a career. It was more like a gig-like a gig job to him.
Why did I call Tom an old man because he was very serious and stuffy and he was possibly two years older than Scott and he was or maybe they were the same age but he was older than me but at least you know eight years old it was eight years, six or eight years Yeah I know he was older than me by eight years so when I slept with him at the age difference, it might’ve felt bigger that it was.” says Zelda.
“Oh, so he was a pedophile then?” asks Bobby.
“No, he was not. I was an adult woman at a party. I was married to a man, six years older than myself and I was Zelda Fitzgerald. There’s nothing pedophilic about that.” says Zelda.
“How much did he pay Jim every year?” asks a woman.
“Probably the equivalent today of about 20 about $20,000?!” says Zelda. “And then there were free pork chops. You know? And like meatloaf. Thelma was a good cook.”
“Who’s house was it at?” asks a Minneapolis woman.
“What I keep showing Lacey or someone else keeps showing her is a really grand house around Lake Harriet. Umm…back in the 1920s there might not have been as many people driving around that lake or walking around it even. I owe an enormous amount of money to some of those people. I might have asked for help and worst case scenario her father gave me money, and then I offered to sleep with him or something along those lines. And why did I do that because I knew he who he was, and I had the sense that if I did that, he wouldn’t necessarily expect me to pay him back quickly at the very least. And which was possibly devastating if this is what happened that was devastating to Scott, because that is the last thing in the world that he wanted me to do at it it wasn’t something that he asked me to do. It would’ve been something that I did because I wanted money and I was tired of living badly. He and I probably got a decent amount of money you’d be surprised he was a huge fan of my husbands art and I might’ve gotten around $800,000 from him in today’s money. He was very wealthy and they didn’t have kids and so he was able to do things like that once in a while and he really was a very big fan of my husband’s writing. And the problem is that I fell in love with him slightly if I slept with him, and I was awestruck by what he gave me because it was-it wasn’t something he just did necessarily and he actually probably didn’t expect it back or expect much of us to return. And I was also impressed by other parts of what he did in that regard. He knew that if he gave us &800,000 that people would figure it out. And thought it would be somewhat intimidating to people who were trying to catch him because he was a bootlegger. So I got $800,000 from gin sales we’ll say or a whiskey or something. And that did possibly shock some people that he just gave us like almost $1 million for like one night with me.
No, but that was that was his way of sort of explaining himself to people, so to speak who were watching him. That he was an intellectual, that he was well bred, that he was old money and that they should be careful basically or something along those lines. And Scott took it on the chin. We took the money we used it, and he left us alone. And it just made me fall in love with him even more. I thought, ‘This man is so conniving and brilliant, but he’s also so decent and rich.’ And no we we-we may have used that or Scott may have used that experience to help write the Great Gatsby.” says Zelda.
“Do you have no reaction to that at all?” asks Scott of Lacey.
She sits and eats, calm.
Corinne by Metronomy plays.
“No, I don’t. But now that you say that, ‘What the fuck does any of this fucking shit have to do with fucking me?’” says Lacey. She nods her head to music.
Zelda shakes and Scott is livid.
“Oh dear God!” says Al Capone.
“He’s not your father! I am more his daughter than you are. I am the rich white, not you!” says Zelda?
“And I’m more his rich son!” says Scott?
“Are you two really that stupid?” asks Lacey.
“No!” says Zelda.
“So what are you two saying?” says Lacey.
“I thought you’d be hurt!” says Scott to Lacey.
Lacey laughs. “Why?!”
“Because you could have been rich?” says Scott.
“Oh! Okay?” says Lacey. “I’m old money. I’m confused.”
“We just don’t think like that! Scott we just don’t think like that Scott. No, we just don’t think like that.” says a British Royal.
“I knew that!” says Eliott.
“Don’t worry everyone God will work it out. I can’t figure out what the hell everyone’s problem is.” says Lacey Banks.
Dr. Billings laughs.
“So you’re really genuinely just that affably baffled.” says India to Lacey.
“She is.” says Lem Billings.
“And this is why we never invited Harold to parties. It was because we always were worried he was just a complete asshole at the end of the day.“ says a British aristocrat.
“Were you guys just pretending to give a fuck about her this whole time just to try to hurt her?” asks God of Scott.
“I woke up this morning to find out that Lacey who is actually with me for eternity as my soulmate. Who is my lover. And we’ve decided that.
Scott do you have problem with that? I really wasn’t gay at all.”
“No!” says Scott.
“Great because the truth is, I don’t think you’re as good for her as I am and if that’s not accurate, go out- Go ask God. It has to be accurate in His eyes.“ says Lem.
“So she thinks Zelda and I just intended to hurt her potentially the whole time?” asks Scott.
“It looks possible. I don’t think she’s keen on that theory, but it looks possible.” says Lem.
“I think it’s possible that I just got very embarrassed because I was not anticipating that to come out that we got money from her father because Zelda slept with him.” says Scott.
“And no. That makes sense. And previous to this whole experience she might’ve believed you, but she wouldn’t anymore. Let that break your heart about how sad her life has been.” says Lem.
“We needed the money for clothes and shoes and furs and hats and a car. For stuff like that, and possibly even rent to make us look rich when we were in New York.” says Scott.
“I don’t understand why people like you are so weird about that. It’s just it’s like you’re an artist. The only vile thing to me is that she cheated on you. Her prostituting herself out was wrong…but I think what makes it really vile is that she cheated on you? Does that make sense?” says Lacey.
“I wasn’t prostituting myself out though?“ says Zelda Fitzgerald.
“Yeah right!
You can’t tell me that you didn’t think for a few minutes about how wealthy he was? I mean I can’t guarantee that you weren’t. No, you might not have been…but my goodness sweetie…based on what you’ve told me I can’t help but wonder. You were basically just prostituting yourself out that night Zelda. I mean not like 100%. No, it’s complicated but it seems like you were looking for a real good opportunity in every sense. Love, sex, luxury, money, moonlight- I mean you were just going for the whole thing, but I think the real heart of it was just to try to get the money, which I suppose would mean yes that that she loves you Scott. But I feel like coupled with that she was cheating on you a little bit and that’s what I think is so disgusting.
No, prostitution is wrong but your heart does matter. I think that that’s what bothers me. It’s that-it’s like you could-you didn’t plan this ahead of time with him. Or even explain that to him afterwards? No? Like, ‘I did this intentionally just to get the money and it wasn’t because I was in love with this person.’ Umm…and that’s what bothers me. No…it’s like why-why-why did you do that to him? Why did you do that to Scott? Why did you do that? If you did that, why did you cheat on him that way? I hate it. I just I find that really offensive…unless if he’s a worthless asshole.” says Lacey.
“I think she did that for the money primarily, but I think she was enjoying the thought of being with your father as a wife.” says Scott.
“Oh and I don’t think you’re reading your own sentence and I’ve noticed that with you before you come up with these brilliant thoughts, but then I wonder if you even really read them.” says Lacey.
“How how much of a prostitute do you think she really wants that night?“ asks Scott.
“I would say 100% in some regards. Like if he didn’t have that money I don’t think he would’ve been touching her at all. I really don’t think- I think she slept with people for very convoluted reasons when she wasn’t in love with them. Which sounds maybe kind of silly to say right but I’m trying to point it out for a reason. I don’t think she was typical in that way.
And I think my father probably felt very sorry for both of you. I don’t know why you can’t receive that? You two were absolutely pathetic. I mean come on you were a bumbling stupid-as-fuck alcoholic, even though you’re a genius. Ahh…Zelda was just your Zelda. I mean I don’t know if it’s easy to get rid of her sweetie. I don’t know if you realize that but I don’t-I don’t-I think sometimes you live in a delusion and that’s part of why I doubt you because I can’t figure out why you don’t get it. You have an enormous amount of power over her.” says Lacey.
“That’s true.” says Scott.
“She’s nothing without you, but she’s- In my perception she’s too stupid and arrogant to realize that about herself.” says Lacey.
“So you just think that she’s- You just think that I’m madly in love with Scott but I’m too dumb to handle it.” says Zelda.
“That’s what it looks like to me, but in your defense, I worry that he’s not always the nicest person, and that you really have a reason to be irritated by him. I think sometimes he crushes your feelings and it’s despicable and then sometimes I think you walk all over his and kick him in the face.” says Lacey. “I don’t know. God knows best, but I think it’s sort of tragic that you two have never quite realized how much you love each other. And maybe Scott loves me, maybe you could’ve loved my dad, but at the end of the day we have to be practical and honest. And if you two can’t love anyone more than you love each other then it’s-that’s just the way it is.
But then that’s the sad truth because Zelda you are a bit of an asshole, and so is he potentially. I think Scott the bathroom unit to be less presumptuous with the whole Zelda prostitution thing a I bet she fell in love, but I have a feeling it was very brief and I don’t think it was very deep. I think she thought oh my I’m in love experienced it, but then I think beyond that it was sort of just glamour and glitz and money and maybe-maybe-maybe I mean, I am attractive. So maybe my father was a good-looking person or something so it works for a while but then there’s you and whether you’re superior or not, she seems to take offensive to you more than anyone else so I guess she got wild and crazy and decided to get some money, fell in love in the process- Ahh…but it’s unclear how serious it is. And I have a feeling that’s a bit of a trend with her. That’s where I think you have to stop expecting her to rescue you. You’re the man Scott I don’t understand, why you need her approval in that way. Like beyond a certain point.” says Lacey.
“I don’t know where the line is.” says Scott.
“And I think the line is sort of like the marriage bed, sort of like the the threshold. Once you cross it in any conversation at any moment if it’s already been crossed and can’t be uncrossed outside of God’s will…His qualms we’ll say. And I think you really just won the argument with her if it’s past the threshold. That’s how I see it and maybe Zelda‘s like that maybe she’s not, but if she is, then past a certain line, the line being the marriage threshold, you’ve already won the argument.” says Lacey.
“I am I’m sorry I don’t understand why you’re not angry or sad or something.” says Scott to Lacey.
“About what?!” asks Lacey.
“Oh about everything that happened with me not telling you that or I guess just all of it.” says Scott.
“Well you have to be a little more specific than that. Why am I not more upset? I just I don’t know what to say to you because I don’t know what you’re talking about.“ says Lacey.
“And you understand it, you’re not lacking in depth or character. You just think the whole thing just seems sort of petty and stupid.” says Scott.
“You’re not that far off. I wouldn’t say petty and stupid. I would say worthless and disgusting.“ says Lacey Banks.
“I actually agree with her. What were you expecting her to do?” asks Hemingway.
“I just wanted her to react and care about what I shared with her about her father and Zelda. You know just to have a reaction to it sort of repulsion or something.” says Scott.
“Why would I be repulsed by it? If I’m his daughter he created me I’m not dumb enough to think he doesn’t have a penis, Scott.” says Lacey Banks.
“OK fine you’re right that doesn’t make any sense to you. It’s just like you’re not-you’re just like, ‘My dad has sex with people; he created me. I guess he slept with Zelda?’ But were you disturbed by it or not?” says Scott.
“Well…here’s the thing, sweetie children who are in a healthy relationship with their parents like me and my dad Tom are deaf to their parent’s sexuality as they should be. And in a sense he’s deaf to my sexuality as well. Not in his case on a parental level if he’s concerned, like if I was being raped or something. And I would be worried if he had a wife who was taking advantage of him, but um, we’re deaf to each other in that way because it’s better than deafness, it’s a familial bond. It’s wonderful.
And so I mean, you know what that’s like because thank God you were probably healthy too. At least I hope you were healthy in that way, but it that’s the first thing that you’ve got to understand. And then beyond that there is the issue of the fact that he wasn’t being faithful and seemingly you and Zelda weren’t either. So there were many things that bothered me, and were very disturbing for some reason. It is a little disturbing. It’s a little gross for some reason. I don’t know why it’s a little gross but I can’t quite place why though um…I feel like there’s something weird about them being together. You know I’ve got to be honest with you. I bet there’s something that happened in the moment that was weird but what freaks me out now is the fact that you don’t see what’s bothering me possibly is that Zelda is related to both Lem and my mother and she slept with my dad. I think that might be what grosses me out even though it’s distant. I think there’s something about it-it’s just that I don’t like it because Lem and I aren’t sleeping with my father. We don’t sleep with my father. We never have and never will. And no and it’s just that’s what-what-what aggravates me because it’s gross in a weird way now. That being said, I bet at the time there was something that made sense and I don’t know what it was. So let’s just say if you were really hurt by it, there’s got to be something that she was a little evil in her heart, whether it was cheating or not.” says Lacey.
“No, you have no reaction to things unless if it’s really something deeply meaningful to you or someone else and that’s not even quite right. So you have those feelings you just never express them?” says Scott.
“Yes, that is correct. Otherwise known as a British reserve. which to me is just my nature.” says Lacey. “I think.”
“I have no idea what kind of reaction you’re looking from from her. WhenLacey and I get angry or disturbed it is extraordinarily serious.” says Lem Billings.
“So you two have been told your entire life to just behave essentially and calm down?” asks Scott.
“Not quite.” says Lem.
Lacey yawns.
“I don’t think you understand. Lacey is the cheerful one between the two of us Scott.” says Lem.
“I don’t know that that’s strictly true. What do you have? What is-what is this bee in your bonnet?“ says Lacey.
“I think he just wants you to be sad for some reason or upset or some emotion that can be readable in your face but the truth is I think you can see it in your face.” says Zelda.
“ you can see it and not sit at the same time. You have to be very aware and perceptive to see it and I’m the same way no race is a very sad person Scott she was never loved by anyone in her life has been hellish when we leave you were going to go off and be alone and she’s going to confide in me, and if you’re just sad and you’re missing her, then you should say so but the truth is though if that’s something Zelda can’t provide for you, you’ve got to be honest with God about that.” says Lem.
“No, I know-I know I do. I struggle. I’m very lonely and it’s always very hard to talk to Zelda. And I was very in love with Lacey and actually I wonder sometimes if you understand her as well as I do.“ says Scott.
“I do. Better. Scott…she just isn’t…loved enough.” says Lem.
“Why the hell are you all trying to make me seem so fucking weird? I’m not weird. I’m sorry you don’t get it.” says Lacey Banks.
“You know I think something needs to be pointed out to the people that got $1 million from this man. Stop off.
You got $1 million from her father. This is his daughter!
You didn’t write The Great Gatsby correctly and it’s been pissing off the aristocracy Scott for years, except at the same time they also understand where you’re coming from cause you’re not a heartless imbecile. You don’t understand what happened that night because you don’t want to. Your wife is a stupid, ugly as fuck whore and you’re dumb as dirt.” yells a black dead woman. “ and I say that and I get angry at myself because I’m not trying to be a bitch but what the fuck do you want from us Scott she’s annoying your wife is fucking annoying and you’re not. I have no fucking clue why the feminist decided to take Zelda and make her a hero but it’s annoying and she’s annoying and you’re annoying right now to Scott because I don’t get it you’re not being loving to Lacey you’re being weird because it seems like you care and you want her to be more open with her feelings but then at the end at the end of the day, she just hasn’t been loved there’s not a lot more to it than that. I’m sorry that’s devastating to you. People and Scott Zelda could not have given birth to Lacey. Lacey is superior to her genetically. She’s not in heaven, but on earth she was and is and that’s the problem Scott, you never want to admit that you’ve never wanted to be honest about that that Lacey is just better than Zelda and that her father and someone is just superior to you and so is your superior to her father and I don’t think that the banks have a hard time with that I think they’ve been very loving to you. I think they gave you $1 million apparently because your wife decided to be a whore but they know you’re a genius and they think she’s Zelda. That’s the thing Scott people are complicated they’re not just black and white so your wife can be both loving and mysterious and fascinating and beautiful and also obnoxious and difficult and as disgusting as hell.”
“ why the hell do I have to deal with all of this you people are such morons I’m sorry I love you all bye wish I could just fix your brains.” says Lacey.
“ I hear you, but I’m not sure if you could fix their will.” says the Netherlands.
“ no you’re right that is the problem isn’t it? What are they expect of me I am terrified by the fact that my father was so powerful and wealthy because to me he’s just my dad believe it or not. No he’s my father, he’s just daddy. He’s really just my daddy. And I don’t. I don’t know why people don’t get that because it’s kind of disturbing.” says Lacey.
“I just heard I just heard something vile and as a black man I want to say it. That little nigger Kick Kennedy try to make that last paragraph pedophilic, and both Tom and Lacey‘s part and it ain’t pedophilic at all Kick. Lacey has a real daddy. Kick, her actual father Tom isn’t a pervert at all and I am sorry that you were raised in the gutter and you don’t understand what that means. A real daddy doesn’t touch your private parts Kick and he doesn’t want to in any way.” says a black man.
“Are the Irish really the scum of the Earth because I’m starting to think they’re the only reason why there’s racism other than pieces of shit like Zelda and her family.” says Lem Billings.
“I’m not taking back what I just said to Kick, that was a kind gesture on my part. Lem is the one who’s pissed off. I’m pissed off too, but as a bystander who standing-up for righteousness, and they respect that. No, they’re on my side and this isn’t the Civil War. They’re trying to make it that because they’re- “ says a dead black man. “No, they’re starting to piss me off. What the hell do you people want from them? They gave you money. Zelda I’m sorry that they’re Dutch. I mean what do you want?“
“Can we put the fucking Kennedys back in fucking Hell?” screams Lem Billings at God.
“Can I just say that Lacey was forced to scream in a masculine voice against her will to try to get people to shut-up because they wouldn’t understand the joke was on them.” says a Hill.
“I aim to find out what’s wrong with these people and hold them accountable because the Kennedys kick ass bitch. The fucking Kennedys are going to win the election this year, bitch!” says Kick Kennedy from Hell that say Kennedy 2024.
And at that at a very ill-advised dance party of dead African and British aristocrats trying to get along by dancing to the Blue Danube in proper attire Jack Kennedy‘s hologram butt and penis dance as they fall from the ceiling to the music of Ms. Jackson. At which point Jack becomes a dressed whole hologram version of himself dancing on a platform lip-synching the lyrics to Ms. Jackson as if he means them from the bottom of his heart. Before that balloons fell from their ceiling that read Kennedy 2024.
“I have to say it was obviously to humiliate evil racist and a lot of other bullshit that white people say sometimes in Purgatory even if it exists. And if there was a genuinely tasteful way to display his penis and butt it happened.” says a laughing man.
Therefore I Am by Billie Eilish
“That actually was a brilliant PR move. I have a feeling the person who just did that was actually Joe Kennedy Senior. No, not really, but I think he had Kick do that from Hell knowing that Lacey would react to it the exact way that she did and he knows that his son is a joke. He knows that his son’s most private area has become a joke which means maybe it wasn’t brilliant. Maybe it wasn’t a brilliant PR move.” says someone.
“I don’t think Bobby has a chance to win the election. I have a feeling it’ll probably be Trump but we’ll see.” says Lacey.
“I think for someone that’s old money such as myself this whole thing seems completely worthless at this point even if it’s funny or endearing at certain points and so we’re going to leave now and I’m not going to be with Lacey and tonight in any sexual capacity but I have to say that I am repulsed. I’m repulsed by those who are harassing Lacey. She’s not perverted. She’s not lying and you’ll just going to have to understand that.” says Michael Rockefeller.
Keen to Cross the Pond 