“Another One Bites The Dust” by Lacey Banks

Another one of my cousins committed suicide. This time an actual Nesheim. Matthew. Age 43.

“Bobby did you kill him because you were still convinced that Saoirse and Maeve died because of us which is delusional by the way, that’s not at all it happened.” says Lem Billings.

“That’s weird that the people in your family keep committing suicide. You should really look into that but no, of course I had nothing to do with it at all. That’s narcissistic on your part to imagine that I would even give a fuck.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“I had nothing to do with it. My ex-wife is dead, because my ex daughter-in-law slept with Joe Junior.” says Trump.

The Theory Of Everything by Johann Jóhannsson plays.

“We killed him. We talked to his subconscious.” says a part of the evil Illuminati.

“Wow. I did sound folksy.” says Becca.

“And that photo was taken before I realized you were evil.” says Lacey Banks.

Alexandre Desplat’s “Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows (Part 2), Film Score” plays.

“Why did you kill me? I’m not that evil?” asks Matthew Nesheim.

“As retribution for Saoirse.” sincerely says Bobby, like he believes he’s a big time Irish mob boss from the 1920’s.

“Had nothing to do with her death, if anything you did.” says Matthew Nesheim.

“Matt…what…the fuck…did they do to you!?” asks Casi Brooke Hart.

“They’re killing us!” says Kate Nesheim, in terror in her innocence.

“Just say this blog is genius. Ahh…different people have different giftings. Lacey is Tom’s daughter and this blog is hilarious. …If I know the truth of whether or not, there is an Illuminati and if there is one, I have to say I feel as though humanity is starting to ‘jump the shark.’ It’s getting really weird! I really pray to God someday that you see that too. says Louis Hill Junior.

“Don’t laugh at me I’m not funny.” says Bobby, sincerely.

“What did they do to me? They talked to my subconscious, Casi. They talked to my subconscious. They channeled me and they talked my subconscious into killing-I killed myself. I was a veteran. I served for five years in Iraq. I did a recon work.

…I was kind of impressive.

But I had PTSD and…when I came home…it was difficult. And so they were able to talk me into killing myself.” says Matthew.

“No, I mean our family is upper class old money. Don’t take the fact that he was enlisted in the army as a sign that we’re not. I’m actually quite proud of my cousin because I have a feeling that what he did was very scary work.” says Lacey Banks.

“I’m not as good of a writer as some people. I have to say that because she’s about to post my obituary. Today I had a talk with F Scott Fitzgerald about my writing style, and I am I found out some things about my book that was hard to hear, but it was. It was good to hear, and I regret killing myself because of my sons, I have two boys, but when I did it, I was someone out of my mind they if there’s no illuminati, they brainwashed me, if not someone is fooling Lacey but if there is one, no, they brainwashed me they brainwashed me into thinking it made sense to kill myself. They made it makes so much sense in my subconscious. I don’t think people in our family if anyone in my family is reading this realize how vulnerable we are to these people harassing us, it’s it sounds and saying it’s it. It seems insane to Lacey to him but it’s going to be weird. Bobby is right because Keith her cousin died in the Craft family he killed himself. Mark feels like he died a little too soon. Ron feels like he died too soon and yeah people are getting older and the bad stuff happens but It’s it’s getting weird people are probably supposed to die quite in the way they’re dying they brainwashed and Casi they brainwashed my subconscious.” says Matthew.

“My grandson fought in Iraq and I am the one who started the University of Observation. His father was named after me and my granddaughter his sister is the one who won Miss North Dakota.” says Dr. Ed Nesheim. “She lied and gave up the crown for moral reasons.”

“Your whole family is really good looking. Can we see another picture of you Ed.” says NBC.

“Yeah they’re very good looking which is probably how his granddaughter won Miss North Dakota.“ says Lacey Banks.

“We’re gonna have to start killing you. If there’s really an Illuminati we’re gonna have to start killing people. The kids are already dying to get them out of captivity but we’re gonna have to start killing people. We’re gonna have to start making your lives more miserable than they already are.” says Dr. Ed Nesheim.

“Oh my God! So…like it’s so weird that she’s bothering us. We’re just like trying to run the Illuminati like normal people…and she’s just bothering us.” says the evil Illuminati. “Help!”

“I just I want to just say this is really just justice for the Kennedy family. First they took Saoirse and then Maeve and Gideon and then they took my wife on a spaceship. …And…and then they took my Billings and his penis…and then they took Lem Billings.” says Bobby taking truth serum.

“Bobby that’s insane.

I’m sorry but I don’t know if you understand that. I don’t know if you’re capable of understanding what I just said.

Umm…I’m sorry that it wasn’t you who died. Could you just- If this is real and there’s and Illuminati…could you just- …If there’s not an Illuminati if you ever find this blog it’s just a really sad sort of perspective on the world today…because I did care about my cousin and I’m very devastated by the way in which he died, whether there’s an Illuminati or not. But if there is one, why don’t you just pray and kill yourself? Bobby…you’ll be so much better off dead and yet we would miss you because you’re so entertaining. I’m sorry you are-you’re an absolute buffoon sweetie.” says Lacey Banks.

“So are they killing Christians?” asks a reader.

“Do we care?” asks Lacey.

They think.

“Yeah. To be honest…I’m plotting with my family now. And because I’m dead…there’s literally nothing you can do about it!” says Matthew to the Illuminati.

“Yeah. We don’t know if…we should try to roll my wife and kids over on a highway or what.” says Matthew.

A woman in the Illuminati comes on to him. Then residual energy of JFK does as well.

“Hi. I’m Jack Kennedy.” says JFK. “You seem heterosexual…traumatized…and…good-looking. …So the oil. What color is it?”

“Matthew is not allowed to be in the same area as you for your protection and you’re already in Hell anyway…but your residual energy could be tormented too Jack and you’re not able to speak to Matthew. Jack, he’s requested that. I am pretty sure that what you’re talking to is just a demon impersonating him.” says a doctor.

“You’re scared we’re going to get you.” says the Illuminati to Lacey Banks.

“Man this woman is a bitch!” says a hateful reader.

“You really believe us that we’re innocent?” asks the Illuminati.

“Oh hell yeah! I mean crap. They’re a bunch of Vikings. You know they’re just a bunch of wealthy old bitches and you guys are just poor dumb asses like us trying to do something super natural or some shit like that. Drinking your cheap beer, scratching your asses a little longer on the companies Perrottet puritanical. Right?

No. Y’all you good. Not like the bitch Norwegians with your fucking oil. Right? I mean holy hell y’all just the losers fine but shit I feel kind of damn sorry for you.” says a reader.

“So we’re losers and this is a desperate attempt on our part to maintain power?” asks the evil Illuminati.

“Well…I mean maybe you’re not all like that but I bet most of the ones that have the most money are really just kind of like me and yeah you’re just white trash and then these assholes came along and started talking to you probably telling you some stupid shit about Christ or something and then there you are you know thinking fuck that shit I’ve got witchcraft. I don’t need no help from you. And then y’all trying to terminate her existence and who the hell knows what and you got all this damn money…and all this damn work to do…and then there’s this bitch sitting around, waiting on to hear from you on her little stupid fucking blog all the time.” says the poor white American reader.

“Why country are you in?” asks Tsar Putin.

“I am in the United States of America and I’m damn proud to say it.” he says.

“Oh, why are we channeling you?” asks the evil Illuminati.

Prokofiev’s by “Suite No. 2 from Romeo and Juliet” plays.

“I am in America! I’m in America Putin! I’m in America. I can hear you in my damn head so come and get me you bastard come and get me you sad bastard.” says the poor white man.

“What if he just blew you up?” asks Lacey.

“Then I’ll be dead.” he says.

“That’s true. Heaven or Hell?” asks Lacey.

“Is this the Great Tribulation?” he asks.

“Where are you going?” asks Lacey.

“I don’t believe in such things.” he says.

“What if it’s true, you could be going to Hell.” says Lacey.

“Why are they targeting your family?” he asks.

“Because I didn’t get hurt by Diego enough. They’re very petty stupid people and because Lem Billings is straight and Bobby is still thinking that he’s in love with him.” says Lacey.