Venom

Venom by Little Simz plays.

Where did Joe Kennedy Senior go wrong?

Let’s assume, as asinine as it is to assume anything, that Swedenborg was right.

Emmanuel Swedenborg.

“You’re all literally trying to screw within our humanity?” asks Kate Nesheim.

“Yes. But it’s hard to do.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior, in some frustration.

“Why not screw over Jesus by messing with soulmates?” asks a bumbling new money materialist psychopathic tendency billionaire in the Illuminati. “It’s traditional Satanism…but with an update?”

“No. I get it. It’s like…we don’t have to rebel against Christ. Because we know better now. Science.” says his mistress.

“Yeah. Exactly.” he says.

“But then who are you at war with?” asks Lacey now. In the future.

“Jesus.” says the bumbling new money materialist psychopathic tendency billionaire in the Illuminati. He chews his gum heartily.

“No. That doesn’t work.” says Lacey.

“Yeah. Not…really.” says Lem.

“That was my idea.” says JFK.

“It doesn’t work.” says Jackie, stupidly.

“But then we can rearrange everyone at the table.” says JFK.

“What table?” asks Jackie.

“In England.” says Jack.

“Jack we were never in England. We’re shit peasants. Why are you so damn delusional!!?” asks Jackie.

“Don’t tell me that. Because now I have to destroy them!” says JFK. “Watch this!!”

And choosing to kill Matthew Nesheim and cause Japan to have earthquakes to Chitty Bang by Leikeli47…Jack is sent to Hell. He probably did a lot of other damage too.

Walk On By (Live) by Dionne Warwick plays.

“Who told Jack Lem was gay?” asks Sean Connery. “You.”

“Yup.” says Lacey. “They sent Jack to Hell. Effectively.”

“Whoops.” says Lana Del Rey.

“Okay. But…is he stuck there?” asks a gay man named Brett.

“Not necessarily?” says Lacey. “Ask God.”

“Okay! But not all gay men go to Hell!” says a fundamentalist Baptist. “And if there’s Hell…Purgatory…and Heaven…maybe…God let’s you draw closer to Him. And still doesn’t force you to accept His love. That might be abusive. So…He’s a good dad. Make sense?”

“See…I just don’t think He ever forces us…to be straight. Probably ever. But…I hear you.” says Anderson Cooper.

“Yeah. But if we have to eventually…it’s not supposed to be truly painful.” says Michael. “Right? And I think that’s where they get confused.”

“Yeah! Because if we can’t accept it…we just must be going to Hell!” says a gay man.

“Yes! They have heard too many obstinate gay men…insist on being in love come Hell or high water.” says Michael. “Possibly.”

“I don’t think it’s like that!” says Anderson Cooper.

“I’m not a heartless God. But not all men understand what having a heart even is.” says God. “And some simply lie.”