Jeopardy

“What if…I appeared on Jeopardy?” says Michael Rockefeller. I was channeled. As Robin Williams. What if?

“What were you warning them about?” asks Sean Connery.

“You!” says Michael.

“Lacey is Sean Connery?” asks Mindy Ratner.

“Yes!! Oh! Absolutely.” says Sean Collins.

“I really am.” says Lem. “Well…that’s Lacey…as a man.” He thinks. “I’m shaking. Stop attacking me. I’m warning you.”

“No! He’s right!!! STOP!!” yells Michael.

“I’m dead.” says Alex Trebek.

“Alex…what do you think of Lacey?” asks Romy Schneider.

“You’re terrifying.” he says, frankly.

“Yes. Sorry. I liked you, Alex.” says Lacey.

“No. You didn’t. Okay?” says Alex.

Lacey scowls in her beautiful, feminine way. Studies him.

“I can tell you one thing. She isn’t going to be fucking my mother.” says Alex.

“Or your father.” shouts Lacey in a cold, dignified, ladylike tone.

Alex laughs.

Lacey does not. Not really.

“I was trying to warn you.” says Michael. “And it didn’t work?”