Possession

Lem is gay according to “gay Illuminati.”

So let’s humor their stupid insistence.

Let’s mock the Hell out of them. And hope to God they still have functional brains. Okay? Peaches? *wink*

“Got it.” says Al Capone.

(Adult content below)

Several gay men hold their hands up to mock Lacey. Like they’re in a stick-up. In a gangster film. Then they subconsciously suck Lem’s cock possessively like he’s a juice box. Okay. They don’t really. But…they try to. What’s actually in that juice box? It’s unclear. It’s not a %100 juice. That’s for sure.

“We poisoned the kids for monetary reasons, but we also did it partially to try to kill them.” says a drug cartel in South America.

Crazy In Love by Beyoncé plays.

“A mercy killing?” asks Al Capone.

“Yes.” says the drug cartel with applesauce.

“Why the fuck…are y’all sucking juice boxes?” asks a dead black man.

“It’s loving.” say the gay men.

“Loving!?” he shrieks.

“Yeah. It’s yummy love juice.” say gay men.

“I can tell you one thing for damn sure that is not loves cock. I don’t know what y’all think you’re sucking subconsciously that ain’t it that that damn well and that is not Lem’s cock.” says a dead white trash woman in America.

One takes it out of his mouth and examines it. He’s Black. The Jews, tragically, keep sucking.

“I feel weird.” says a gay Black man.

Another gay Black man starts spitting in his spirit.

“Well at least somebody figured it out.” says Lacey.

“But then do they ever realize that we’re really somebody? Lacey I don’t think they’ve realized that yet either.” says a Black woman.

“But to be honest, I don’t feel like you’ve made as impactful of a public Illuminati argument as Lacey has. And as much as that is disconcerting…I actually worry that this is worse. I’m sorry. Please don’t get into a pissing contest.” says Matthew Nesheim.

“ what the fuck are white trash people thinking y’all need to except the fact that lamb wasn’t gay I know where this post is going and I’m not going. I’m not gonna let it go there. They’re gonna start explaining how Lacey and them have sex again because they don’t know what else the fuck to do, you’re half baked I have no I have no idea what to say and I’m not gonna I’m not gonna let it go there because I don’t think they should have to explain themselves sexually. She’s a woman he’s a man and I have a very strong suspicion that if she had shown up, that would’ve been a thing, then to even with his mannerisms, you gave Lacey a nightmare last night where she had to deal with a very poor tragic, petty gay man and she didn’t know what to do with herself that’s not reality if he was still alive and it was the 80s she wouldn’t be sitting around staring at her phone unsure of what to do with him. That’s something that she’s experienced with millennial man that’s not something that would carryover into his generation beyond that. I don’t think you guys would except the fact that he probably wasn’t gay I can see it read fake could see it Lacey can see it that’s just reality him and then was he bisexual or was he straight? I I have a feeling that if Lacey has gotten the word of knowledge that he was straight, he probably was straight and to be honest I’d be careful with that because I don’t think she’s guaranteeing that he was straight I think she can almost guarantee that he was definitely attracted to women, but I don’t think she can guarantee as much that he was straight, but I have a feeling he was probably straight because I looked at those pictures of his wedding and I can’t make sense of it either without him being straight. It doesn’t make sense and I’m I’m tired I’m tired of hearing these posts where we’re supposed to keep trying to indulge other people like they make sense if you can just talk to them reasonably enough they’ll believe us. I’m sick of it. I’m sick of Barney Frank. I’m sick of the liberals, and since Linn was gay with some sort of super sexual super super Duper expertise that they probably don’t really possess the like, they then act like they’re the experts of the whole fucking universe and they’re not it’s complicated. These men are probably very intelligent but I really don’t think they know everything and I think they need to be a hell of a lot more humble on this particular issue they’re so stupid it’s obvious that they have contrived ideas about him and they’re not immune to having a crush on him and they’re too dumb to realize they can’t. I’ll have them at the same time truth is though he’s not perfect but Lacey saying he’s not perfect through me or anyone else is elite and then they have to admit that the national homes have trillions of dollars of oil and that they should’ve probably taken her blog and her a hell of a lot more seriously eight years ago it’s been an interesting reading. She’s not in any trouble if you think they are.” says a white Southern man.

“I just think Lacey is really toxic because we’re still debating whether or not Lem was gay right? Aren’t we still debating that?” says a low IQ bitch in the American Illuminati.

“No, I mean if he was straight he’s mine because he’s really hot and I am like hotter than her. How do you see me? I am so hot! I’m so fucking hot.” says a herd of women in the Illuminati. “When I molest her with my vagina and she feels like she’s being molested by me…but I just I’m too dumb to know it…and I’m just like holy Hell this bitch is a razz non-binary or lesbian. And I am the queen of the fucking universe bitches!”

“We gave her truth serum, sweeties. You’re not as pretty as Lacey and you’re just being narcissistic.” says the CIA.

“Don’t say that that’s my wife and my daughter. And they are my whole entire fucking world. Those bitches are my love.” says President Joe Biden.

“Oh my God! I would never fuck you Joe Biden!” they say.

“Yes you would!” says Joe Biden.

“ why the hell are you making her defending her in Lem’s this serious you keep us, expecting them to explain themselves like they’re under investigation and because of that you’re destroying the US.” says Tsar Putin.

“ OK let’s just think this through from it how many years have we heard Lacey claiming that she’s in a relationship with Lem?” asks the world outside of the US.

“ it’s only been three years it’s just been three years. It’s just been three years.

And if he could see me if he could see me, he would want me instead.” says a Lina Lamont of the current generation. She grins happily, in sheltered, delusional narcissistic bliss. It’s gross. They look like Cheryl and Bobby.

“She’s kinda pretty and kinda ugly. She’s only aware of her beauty. And then she’s fucked over by:” says Lem.

“I was a heartless asshole. And Elizabeth Taylor was just that much hotter.” says Eddy Fisher.

“Hey Jenna? Are you related to Eddy?!” asks Rutherford B. Hayes.

“No.” says Jenna. “But the fact that I’m not…proves that social class doesn’t exist.”

“Glamorous” by Fergie plays. Because Mike Craft was too upper class old money to seriously date Fergie’s mother. In North Dakota.

“ oh, so then we should keep killing the nest times to get at Fergie?” asks the Illuminati.

“ why are you people so insistently convoluted?” asks Ivanna Trump.

“ that’s a good joke Ivana I was wondering that about the Nesheims myself. They’re so super convoluted convoluted to me too. But it’s very convoluted convoluted in reality. Or maybe it’s actually convoluted convoluted…convoluted convoluted convoluted…convoluted convoluted…convoluted.” says Barney Frank.

“Why the fuck do you have to be a Jew?” says Lacey to him.

“ you know we could’ve just thought loves bisexual. Lacey is hotter and better but I don’t know we’ve had to get into this argument about her and to be honest I have a feeling he was probably just straight but I’ve never able to except that because the people that I am in league with can’t except it.” says Barney Frank.

“ why do you think he was straight?” asks Al Franken.

“ because I just don’t think unless of Harold Lopez, some long-term strategy I that’s but that’s beside the point I just I don’t think I don’t think it’s likely to be honest I’m more rational than that all right I don’t think it’s likely that a man could be that happy at his lovers wedding which means that they weren’t really lovers there’s a reason people in since they were just friends but it’s very unlikely that there was no sexual interaction between them. That’s almost impossible given what we know and we don’t know a lot we’re given what we know about Lem’s and his and his yeah, this is where it gets dicey right because we can’t prove that long was even gay but here’s the thing jack outs himself but no historians ever want to talk tackle it which is disgusting, Jack talks about his tensions to Lem’s and says I support you suck oral sex I support you which means I’ll let you suck my cock and then he says oh I look forward to more years of tensions with the fuck does that mean he saying to them I look forward to you, sucking my cock for years to come, and that’s a euphemism, and that’s a fact he’s outing himself is gay and saying that but I think he thought that it was so coded that no one would ever be able to fathom it which is stupid as fuck because Lacey and I see an instant it’s obvious that Jack was looking forward to it because he was not straight man who is straight, would really look forward to having his dick sucked that much by another man that’s stupid as hell and that’s part of the problem is you people wanna maintain that that’s a thing that’s not a thing there’s no identifying that way. I’m sorry I’m old-fashioned, I like sanity. If you want, your dick sucked and you really truly want it you enjoy it. You look forward to it. It’s a thing for you. You’re probably not straight if it’s from another man. I don’t ask me to explain how there’s men and women OK I am not in the fucking mood for that shit show today. Jack likes his dick sucked by men that’s it OK he liked it. Maybe he didn’t like it all the time. Maybe he actually likes it with them and sometimes too I’ve heard of that is called bisexuality. I’m pretty sure Jack was just bisexual. Easy peasy, end of story. The Kennedys can’t handle having a bisexual uncle. They probably could have outed him years ago, but they choose not to.

Hi anyway the perfume is amongst other problems. I don’t think it makes sense that he was just putting out all the time for Jack never worried about it. Never a problem kept coming back for more and then suddenly is devastated when Jackie shot that’s a very one-sided and possible relationship psychologically for really anyone. Which leads me to think that if he was happy at Jack’s wedding after sucking his cock all those years, he probably was straight. I don’t think anyone could be that have that much of a dependent personality disorder. That not- Ahh…it is disorder. People with a disorder don’t morph into some human that can’t exist.” says Barney Frank.

“ how do you know Marty? You just summarize it pretty dang well and as a game that I’m realizing that it’s probably ludicrous a lot of the subjective opinions about him are just that but when you look at it objectively, he does actually seem straight. I am embarrassed I’ll be half of all gay men that we’ve been so weird with him because Jack’s objectively better looking or is he I mean is that what we’re doing? Are we running a beauty contest between the two of them and we’re rejecting Jack because he’s not pretty enough?” asks a gay man.

“ I don’t think you want to get hurt I don’t I don’t. I think you’re worried that there could be thousands of gay men walking around in every city or secretly straight I think that’s very unlikely there could be a few and there’s probably more now than there would’ve been 1015 years ago, but I don’t think that there is plentiful as you might think I like I said there’s probably more now than there used to be but I bet there’s a lot of bisexual men who pretend to be kept return to be straight or pretend to be gay who confused you and I bet there’s about a decent number of pansexual man who are the same way they’re very confusing and we can talk about whether or not it’s allowed in heaven, but that’s a very difficult question to answer at the moment, and I think the best course of action is to just advise you to calm down and stop making a national crisis out of the fact that you’re paranoid that your boyfriends are all straight.” says Barney Frank.

Ms. Jackson by Outkast plays.

“ here’s the problem I wasn’t bisexual Michael was I wasn’t are you writing a beauty contest yes and I want I’m taller I’m more Mali and then that’s three people have to be honest. I am fucking Lacey if there’s reincarnation I was probably screwing her at the time and that picture was taken of me in the White House that’s so damn attractive to the pictures of me where I look hot in the 70s with us all or the late 60s I could’ve easily been screwing Lacey at that time too and I was a very tender hearted man and that doesn’t come through in my photographs because I’m so masculine and I might’ve had a wife, so I was very protective of even if it was just in my imagination or just in God’s mind.

Oh, because no, Lacey doesn’t have brass as large as Elizabeth Taylor‘s or Marilyn’s but they’re like that sort of and she’s very beautiful and Elliot. Roosevelt couldn’t resist that’s who I’m dealing with Harold Loeb Elliot, Roosevelt, Louis Hill and that’s a lot. I don’t know if people have processed that I don’t Romanov to boot, that’s a lot what should tell you something about her living husband, who is intelligent and ability to handle things in life are the thing is as amusing is that all is no I won the beauty contest, but let’s be honest a that’s a very objective beauty contest, so let’s be a little more objective.

And Michael has a good sense of humor who is also Rockefeller.

And a so let’s just say here’s a thing Harold’s better looking than me OK he’s shorter, but if he was willing to be a little taller, he would probably be arguably better looking or make Lacey a little shorter. He’s better looking than me anyway it’s just he just is Harold’s a very attractive man and person have service pictures. You can see that, his very handsome he has amazing eyes and thick, dark hair and a very upper class old money matter. He’s he’s extraordinarily handsome and he’s complicated and deep and in love with Lacey but that’s beyond the point he’s very handsome. I don’t look like that OK I am tall I have an awkward neck, I have a little bit of a lazy eye. My chin luncheon line is masculine. It’s also a little soft in some places which is not gay or straight necessarily although it actually might be more straight typically they might think and that’s super like super define chin might be straight but then again, it might also sometimes pre-K I’m not sure but I wonder, I do I mean my shit is nice though it’s handsome it’s just it’s him it’s maybe not quite as defined as Jack’s or most of the men in his family oh yeah, no I mean I was balding and I had curly hair but not like Carol’s or even her ex-husband’s It’s him. Lacey thinks it’s great and that’s good but I think some women might not think that and some men that I had a large for head to some degree but not too large and I was very big and Lacey thinks it’s just delightful. I’m not too big I’m just very manly But some people I’m a little too tall but since her heart a flutter objectively though I might actually be too tall I was 6 foot four. Yeah I believe it was about 6 foot four wasn’t it Jack was about 6 foot one Jack was 6 foot one I make Jack look short, but that’s because of how tall I was And people didn’t realize how tall I was because I was always slouched over because I was embarrassed by Houston how tall I was in most of my pictures which is part of the backdrop to my gay routine that you people don’t realize at times some of my contractions are just to look shorter because I felt huge all the time I did look at it. I made myself look at it but at the end of the day I don’t really look OK I know it’s very convincing because people lie but I actually really don’t look gay. If you’re really honest I don’t look at all I look like a very tall dork I mean I might’ve gotten that I might’ve just been a very tall dork, OK But I filled out as I got older I did I filled out reasonably as I got older, which also looked unattractive at times but a butt. No I was sort of a tall, dark OK I would I was athletic I was on crew, but I also had asthma so if you need help, I am the guy who is sort of like Skippy but I’m tall and I’m not Jewish and I need an inhaler everywhere I go.” says Lem.

“ why do you why do gay men do that to men who are dorks and straight men do it to why do you do that to us?” asks a nerd.

“ so you were clumsy, awkward and nerdy. I needed inhaler everywhere you want but you’re also kind of a jock and sort of old money. I have a feeling you have a huge libido so when you takeoff your glasses and you fill out you could probably kill somebody, but you’re also sort of a nerd?” someone asks Lem.

“ no I’m the guy squinting in the corner can’t figure out what the Hells going on a lot of my gay luxe were inspired by confusion and fear of being bullied by Jack but no, I mean I actually was a straight I actually was straight no I really I really tried to seem gay and it seems very convincing doesn’t it and then people say I was devastated when he died which is something Lacey has addressed many times on this block I was devastated but if she’d been there I would’ve been devastated anymore. OK I am a dork. I’m a nerdy, athletic inhaler, caring dork, but Lacey thinks I am really hot and I’m actually tall and very handsome. I takeoff my glasses on and I was a man and no we would’ve been fine if we got married I am not in capable thank God but yeah if you need a visual if you need some sort of character analysis of me I really am like Skippy from family ties. I’m just not Jewish and I’m taller and I carry around and inhaler and yeah I came to the conclusion that I was gay. He and so I started trying to sell it you know like with my movements in my hands and my lips in my eyes but the problem is Lacey starred in the mirror and tried it even if you do that and you really make it look gay you can but then there’s a part of your body that looks straight still when you’re straight when your overall vibe still reads a straight to someone who’s attracted to you of the opposite gender am so that was awkward because Jackie actually had a crush on me. I was hurt that I wasn’t more interested in her and I’ve had to explain that she’s just not my type and that I actually did find her someone attractive but she really just wasn’t my type and I just wasn’t attracted to her that much him which was very hurtful to her but she’s OK now probably and I’m just wondering when you guys get angry at Jack does that ever happened or no?” says Lem.

“I’m not related to Eddy Fisher OK?” says Jenna Fisher.

“ you know that’s an interesting thing to bring up that scene with you and your husband where you’re breast-feeding let’s be real just this is the last wake up call would you feel comfortable if you were Lem’s boyfriend letting him explain breast-feeding to Lacey and her naked boobs?” says Stanley Kubrick.

“ I would say 80% of gay men would say no that would be weird whether he was bisexual or straight. That would be a no the rest just might not care him for some reason maybe there’s a few hold outs but I yeah I doubt that would really be in and it might not be for Everywoman for the people who think he’s bisexual, but for Lacey no I wouldn’t trust that situation. There’s something about them energy wise were that it does seem kind of strange which does make us wonder if he was just straight but him but but then that’s where we’re kind of thinking him do we need to turn on Jack because he’s making everyone look like a narcissistic buffoon, why is every game in a lot of practically covering for him are we all like him or not?” says an entity.

“Yeah.” says a gay man.

“It’s Jack in the juice box. It’s Jack In The Box.” says the CIA.

“What!? I like it.” says Jack from Hell.

“ the only reason, and so peoples cases where they thought Lacey was Jack reincarnated as because the perfume community likes that idea because they hate her or are threatened by her in some cases.” says Enron. “Be careful. There are lots of landmines.”

“ which is why if you kill my wife, my kids are coming with me.” says Lem. “ and so is Mark it’s possible that Dave and Harriet would just like to finally have a conversation with him if she dies Mark‘s coming with Mark’s going out for coffee, and if he’s willing, he might be punching his grandfather in the face or if he’s not interested, they might just wave at other. Mark might have a nice time let’s talk about that in the next black post I don’t think people realize that you keep threatening her life life”