Jack Kicks Ass

Summer Came Early by Exploded View plays.

More by Bobby Darin plays.

“More than Mary The Mother of God.” asks Lacey.

“More than Shakespeare?” asks Lacey.

“More than God?” asks Lacey.

And at that Bobby Darin tries to cut off Lacey’s head in a demonic, narcissistic rage.

“Did Lem fall for this brainwashing bullshit?!?” asks Lacey.

“No. I was oblivious to it. Whether we’re reincarnated or not.” says Lem.

“Yes. That does seem more like you.” says Lacey Banks.

“No!! You noticed!!!” shrieks Bobby Darin at Lem.

Lem laughs. “I didn’t.” he says sincerely.

“Jack how are you doing? You’ve been dead.” asks Alf.

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“I’m…winning.” says his residual energy. Jack is in Hell.

Get In My Car by 50 Cent plays.

“Jack. As much as we love your ass.” says the GOP in 2024. “Can you explain your…plans?”

“I’m gonna help Bobby get high.” says JFK.

“Your nephew?!” asks the CIA.

“Yeah. I’m dead. I almost blew-up the world. Sorry.” says JFK.

“That’s okay, Grandpa Jack!” say his supporters. They laugh, corny laughs.

“So…I’ll just let Bobby do it.” says JFK.

“I hated the doctors.” says JFK. “They were so…gross.”

“See…Bobby is flying! So funny.” says JFK, laughing without any self-awareness or self-consciousness.

“So charming.” says Jackie Kennedy, getting ready for her man.