Peasant Conspiracies

You think the Illuminati is a conspiracy? You should hear the conspiracy they have about you!!

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Who is Orphee?

“Orphee is a god of Greek literature known amongst the peasants as ‘unknown.’ Thus…the Illuminati call them Orphee.” says David Anthony Kennedy.

“Yes! And Orphee is a slut.” says Lem Billings. “They tend to sleep with the dogs of peasants and then…awaken in the morning to the sound of laugher.

Why?

Because the peasants have cast a spell that will cause comedy films and television to be made to their liking.” says Lem Billings.

“Most bad television series are caused by…rabid dogs…having sex with Orphee.” explains Larry David.

“Orphee…sleeps with dogs because they are half dog.” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

In times of yore…when any piece of literature was too bad…the Illuminati used to say, ‘Ahh! Ahh! Orphee has gone to the dogs!’ And…that’s where the idiom that people say when they’re trying to express distaste for something becoming too awful and they tend to say, ‘It’s gone to the dogs!’ has come from.” says Tom Brokaw.