I’ve decided to give this post a very intellectual aura.
I’m going to let the reader answer for themselves what I mean by the title of this post.
Let us start, then. Well “today” sucked. Yes, the situation as best as we can guess, was bad.
A year ago at this time, Lacey made love to lap in a hotel room, and she woke-up rather sad possibly because we keep insisting that lame was gay.
What do I mean by lap and lame? Lem Billings.
Yes, that’s right she made love to Lem Billings, one Lem Billings, formally known as Kirk Lemoyne Billings of the Billings family. She made love to him. Well as much as a woman can when she’s submissive and he’s extraordinarily dominant. Yes he probably got on top of her and rode her for about 15 to 20 minutes until they both orgasmed and then presumably fell asleep or ate something.
“15 to 20 minutes!?” you might say. “Oh my that doesn’t sound likely!” You don’t know Lem Billings like Lacey does. The truth is a man could last for 15 minutes or 20 minutes if he was having sex with someone every day, even the same vagina, or if he was masturbating very regularly. And yes, that is the case. He was either in the past having masturbated daily to thoughts of women or he was having sex with her regularly in the here now those 400 times. So 15 to 20 minutes wasn’t that long and he must’ve been actually rather aroused and frisky.
They made love or rather he made love to her on Valentine’s Day last year in a hotel room.
But that is not where our story ends. No, not at all.
Oh, in fact, it’s rather disconcerting.
In the following year they have probably made love 300 to 400 times. I am not exaggerating. They literally have genuinely made love probably close to 370 times maybe 400. It adds up.
And you’d think, given the sincerity, and longing and intensity of their lovemaking, combined with the number of times that it’s happened over the last year alone that we could easily say that there’s something rather heterosexual about the entire thing. And no, I did not say homosexual, I said heterosexual. No and again I repeat: I did not say homosexual I said heterosexual.
Why am I repeating that? Well funny thing is you would think if there’s an Illuminati that we would be smart. I might be rather smart. I am Rowan Atkinson. But it’s possible that not everyone is quite that in tune with the flow and ebb of the universe, shall we say. And I might’ve said that backwards for a reason because it’s possible some people in the Illuminati think they are very clever when they say things backwards. No, it’s not, but they might think that because they think it’s confusing on a CIA, top-grade James Bond type level of supernatural espionage. If you say something backwards people will get confused and sometimes they’ll even be cursed in some impossible magical way by it?
Yet…to someone like me, I observe a man and a woman having missionary style sex 400 times in one year- I mean orgasming almost every time for the male and with the female orgasming maybe half as many times, maybe almost as many. No, it’s unclear, but he’s definitely orgasming more. And I know what it takes to orgasm. I’ve orgasmed and I’ve had sex. I know the physical layout of the experience, and I also happen to know through an amount of some scientific understanding that you can’t reach that sort of climax as a consenting adult, which they both are, without enjoying yourself, generally speaking. So I don’t quite understand why we’re even having this discussion and I don’t know that Lacey at the very least does either. There’s something frighteningly stupid about the fact that we should have to.
So essentially, I mean, I was gonna do a whole funny bit and it was going to be hilarious, but it’s almost 5 o’clock in the morning and it’s possibly not worth it.
But I’m still funny- So let’s just think about this for a minute. No, they’re having consensual passionate lovemaking, primarily only in the missionary position, which they never seem to tire of and they’re still blissfully unsatisfied and so they’d like to do it more. And presumably for eternity if possible. It’s not that they can’t satisfy each other, it’s that they can’t get enough of each other and so maybe when she dies it’ll be a lot easier but as it is now, it’s it’s like they just can’t quite get enough of each other.
No…I like to think that they could satisfy that at some point in some way. And it’s possible that she really wants to be inside of him as his rib again but still be herself and I have a feeling that Christ accommodates for that.
The point is, that’s the reality of the situation. People have tried to probably kill her and her children and she’s still alive and they’ve completed intercourse as much as counts possibly-probably about 300 to 400 times. I mean really probably close to 400 just over the last year.
Oh, and there’s no way to insult them. There really isn’t. No, there’s no way to insult them. There’s no way to really interrupt them because he’s dead and she is-she’s his…and she’s madly in love with him.
What scares me as an Englishman is that I understand the concept, my brain understands the concept and I can’t figure out why if there really is an Illuminati Americans don’t cognitively ever seem to understand what they’re being told. There are theories that Bobby Kennedy Junior controls a huge amount of spiritual capital in the United States and that he is possibly the one who is psychotically obsessed with the delusion that lame (Lem) was gay and is gay.
We could say, “Oh Lem was gay and now he’s straight.” But I doubt it. I have a feeling that he would have told her that if that was the case. Why would he be lying about that? I don’t think that makes sense. She’s not Jack reincarnated that’s impossible so you’re either arguing in America obsessively that homosexuality is deranged and not allowable, or you were and are trying to suggest that he was-umm in our imagination. Lem was imaginary?
I mean, we know they’re sleeping together.
We are quite certain that that’s lame and yet you people are incapable of accepting the reality of what I’m saying, so I’m gonna start asking some questions…because I’m not willing to assume that there’s no homosexuality in Heaven or vice versa. And if it’s possible that he maybe-that that’s what happened? That he was gay? And now we must decide that he’s not…in which case he might’ve been in love with her anyway because while he was gay he was merely mentally-ill. Given the current American Illuminati requirements of the conversation homosexuality is just meaningless nonsense and all gay men could be having hot straight sex with women. Especially it they could find their currently reincarnated into female ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends! Golly! Homosexuality is pure rubbish! …Actually everything is pure rubbish to them?
So to Ken Burns and all the other super intellectuals in the USA who keep being so “smart” and thinking that Lem Billings was gay: There’s nothing remotely intelligent about insisting that in this Illuminati conversation at this point at all. Unless if you’re being disingenuous in some way? Really, all you’re doing is mortifying people who are genuine intellectuals.
Umm..I-I don’t-I don’t get it.
Do you understand that it’s impossible for a man and a woman to make love consistently for three years every day and have that man and that woman be anything other than heterosexual in some capacity?
“I just don’t think that’s real. I don’t think that’s really it all.” says an entity that is evil-America. “You gotta go with your gut and my gut tells me he was gay!”
Ahh so I’m speaking to a sort of blob of Americans?
“Yeah, there is one demon who is enormous in charge United States, who controls people in the Illuminati but it’s sort of a conglomeration of all Americans in the Illuminati who are evil.” says the demon/entity.
Alright, so you genuinely are that stupid?
“Yes, I hate people. I like to eat plastic. I’m a ding bat.” says the entity.
So it’s not just this, it’s lots of things that you are very confused about?
“Mm…toasty!” says the entity.
Are you the reason we say there’s “stupid Americans?”
“I plead the fifth!” says the entity.
So you really- Do you know that Lem and Lacey are like-that they exist?
“I like to think that I can eat them up.
I’m going to destroy them. I’m going to make Lacey cry using Lem and then I’ll kill her and torture her family when I get around to it.
I’ve had such a hard life. I deserve that.
And you know what else? I really am in love with Lem and she can’t touch Lem!!! Evil! What an evil woman!!!
What does he look like again?
I don’t even remember.
Let’s see. He’s tall and blonde and sexy! I bet he looks sort of like like Rip Torn or a Swede, and see if she knew-she knew-she knew that’s where that whole Brett thing with the nurse came from. She was just trying to get us off her trail.
Hey you think she’s hiding something from the FBI?
I like Pete Davidson. He should run for US President, again.
You know I’m a really pretty woman.
Say…it’s funny. Why does a neighbor like my cat? I have a nice cat. Damn those dogs are good dogs and then there’s the strangest thing I never told you
I could’ve become a millionaire in the next five minutes. And that’s the story of my life.
Jack’s in love with me now because I am Linn Billings. At least that’s what you say.
I can read your mind. I am an expert.
Hey you know what I’m gonna go smoke pot and do chewing tobacco.
Did you know that 1 million Americans are dying but if we give them cheese they’ll be OK?
I could talk like this for hours. There are so many things to say that you need to hear and if you don’t hear them you’re going to be stupid and worthless.
Do you want to hear me go on and on and on and on and on and on?
Jack Kennedy controlled me, and we still let him control me. He’s Jack Kennedy. He’s a really big deal. Everyone was in love with him. Lem was in love with him mostest. Lem loved him big time! Wow! Big time!
Say…you know what else? No one will ever love Jack the way that Lem loved him.
BELIEVE THAT REALLY HARD SO JACK HAS TO BE NICE AND MARRY LEM! Poor Lem. We all want what’s best for him!!!
Say…that he belongs too! And let a nice person know that love doesn’t really matter other than when I get aroused by the fact that my wife got lipsuction.
But he was a good looking man. Jack Kennedy was hot!
And at least he should’ve been nice to Lem.
Say…hey what did he even look like? I could never figure that out. I could never see his picture. Lem? What did he look like? You know who he looks like? F Scott Fitzgerald, who was tall, dark and handsome.
They always are.
And it’s just like Rip Keagle‘s in ‘I swore in Sherwood’ years ago from 1932.
Did you know what? I am sexy and I wanna fuck you hard right up the ass. And that was an Asian joke!
Man…yeah I can go on like this for hours. I’m hilarious.
I just farted. Hey…did you smell that!? That was a fart and farts are funny. Yeah, farts are funny.
Farts are the funniest thing to ever exist.
Farts are the funniest thing to ever exist, and I am amazed by how hilarious the fart is.
I could probably go on for eternity just being in awe of how hilarious farting is.” says the entity.
“So just so people aren’t confused if they’re reading this blog: this entity is what people like the Kennedys and other liberals especially do dwell on and feed from in the United States. It’s essentially like a collective intelligence bank…and so if you’re in the Illuminati this is the entity that guides you. And it’s a guiding entity so unless if you resist through Christ, this entity is literally affecting people6intelligence in the Illuminati in America, at the very least. And they rely on it. They don’t necessarily believe in Hell anymore or Heaven or demons or anything like that so they think that it’s safe to rely on this cesspool, that’s nothing more than almost schizophrenic bullshit, schizophrenic. Well narcissistic bullshit and that is-that is what they live off of. Yes,,that’s their spiritual food and it probably has been for a while.
But something tells me that for the first 200 years that America existed a lot of people in the Illuminati were Catholic or Episcopalian and they were suspicious and so they didn’t really use the ‘public demons’ so to speak to guide their thought. But it seems as though that’s no longer the case and hasn’t been for- I almost wonder if it’s been since the 1950s? Well…so almost close to a 100 years. But yeah for the last 70 years this is the entity that they’ve been feeding off of. Any American Illuminati that’s been guiding them. It’s their guiding light.” says Lacey.
Well, I think it’s case closed and now I’m going to let them edit this blog because I highly suspect that’s what it is. They’re really cognitively incapable Lacey of understanding the concept of what’s even happening.
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