“Oops!” by the CIA

So…does reincarnation exist?

If it does…Lacey was thrown into Hell by Jack Kennedy and HoneyFitz. Why? Well…on behalf of gay men.

See…the Gay Rights Movement was really taking off in the early 1980’s. So…Jack was influenced by living men to become highly insane and obsessive and delusional. Which is actually really sad. He was…insane.

…If gay men alive then and now had understood how sick Jack was…I’d like to think they wouldn’t have enabled him to be so perverse. But I worry. To be honest we worry. We have to.

In an ideal world…gay men…are normal and they can be trusted with our hearts.

In an ideal world the LBGTQ community hasn’t destroyed America.

In an ideal world the LBGTQ community isn’t full of insane, psychotic, evil nitwits.

But we don’t live in an ideal world.

This June. Pride is off. The CIA is officially nullifying it. And we might even take away gay marriage if it’s safe for us.

You people in your ever expanding weird community…are OBNOXIOUS.

But…we don’t hate you. And…we’re human. So please forgive us…if…you’re still homosexual in Heaven. We just genuinely can’t trust you all as a community anymore.

Getting back to what I was saying, Lacey actually does matter. Lem was not a part of your community. And one of you most bizarre community members, Jack Kennedy, has viciously attacked her and Lem. And…at this point…we have to stop lying and let them matter. It’s insane for us not to. I’m sorry.

Why does the LGBTQ community…lie so perversely about Jack? You know and knew he was gay. Or close to it. Why do you criminally cover for him?! It’s criminal.

Don’t use guilt or manipulation to respond to me!

Why do you all criminally cover for Jack!?”

“Can I say something?” asks Zelensky.

“Yeah!!” says CIA.

“Umm…I’m not straight. Lacey is in a very serious committed relationship with a ghost, and I am romantic and European enough to believe her and elite enough and Ukrainian enough. No, it’s just true. I’ve made a lot of allowances for people I’ve made too many.” says Zelensky. “ but I tend to think what she’s experiencing is perfectly fine it’s her and as far as she knows just another adult who’s dead if it’s not that I have a feeling, it’s just Noll and void essentially him and then she’s making the choice to be with him instead of a living med which is not normal but if it’s not evil and it works I don’t see the problem with it she’s with an adult he’s consenting and if he’s not she’s not interested but he’s consenting she’s consenting. That’s what I’m getting around who is that? I think I think we’ve gone to far with consent and no I would’ve sound more millennial.

I I have been brainwashed or I was too open minded possibly and I thought some people are pedophiles. You just have to accept it. I will eat now I’m doing very well in the world. If I was raising some wealth it’s like I’m doing very well in the world, I need to, just except the fact That some people are pedophilic and if it’s consensual it’s OK but that’s not possible but I was so bullied and brainwashed and scared that I started excepting that and thinking maybe it’s possible my country gets $7 billion if it’s possible maybe it’s possible because it’s possible that a lot of the reason they’re fighting with me are using me in the US is because they’re using my country to channel people all over the world. It’s sad, but they were using us possibly as a sort of transit source Like a hub so they could bring people in identify them start categorizing them keeping logs of the people at because they could do it and open air. We allowed them to be made a lot of money off of it. It’s like you can come here you can start living in daylight and actually making a real business model And sort of cooling your jets, turning it into an actual business and making some thing of it and so they let us make a lot of money and we let them use our country as like a safe harbor and didn’t wanna let go of that Putin would never allow that when we never love that because he knows better he thinks it’s evil and disgusting and it is hot and he just knows better. He doesn’t need the money and he would never let them get away with it because he knows that it’s just a desperate country trying to make money, um he might start getting involved trying to get some sense of what people are really doing where things are sold how the whole business thing works to try to help people believe it or not and I may have been thinking I was helping people in a sort of capitalist way that it’s like if we can dominate the market by legalizing it in a way we can make it less evil But there’s no way to make it less evil and that’s where people have to stop thinking like bullshit artist, and start thinking like Lacey and czar Putin.

Hey, yeah I mean I don’t I don’t I think it’s possibly allowed and having people homosexual experiencing it slightly myself it’s very hard to get rid of it in your head. I mean it’s just it’s there so if it’s allowed in heaven and there’s nothing wrong with it then yeah it’s just it’s just a different way of being but it’s not a mutation that in my mind is necessarily evil it’s just a mutation of some sort And I love it. Lacey understands that but she’s not sold on it.

And then that’s where I have to draw the line and say why can’t we be on good terms with people who think like her she genuinely is just worried about me you just want me to hurt myself or hurt other people and that’s it if I’m not evil and insane. I would be weird to not just except that she means well and I just see things differently because that’s all it is.

And some people might not be like Lacey though and then, that’s why you have to except that not everyone is as loving or fortunate as her, and they might not actually mean it when they say love the sinner, not the sin they might actually not mean that Lacey means that And then why would I be on bad terms with her? She just is worried about me and other people that’s really all it is.

So I feel like it’s gotten a little weird and then this is where the believe me or not and people might not believe me but I am I need to say some thing just in case if I’m not evil and crazy if I am OK but if I’m not I don’t know what happened but it’s really weird because I should probably be on good terms with you and I’m not. And by you, I mean Lacey. And then I should probably be on unfortunate terms on bad terms with pedophiles I should probably be saying no that’s not it another adult. There’s unfortunately probably something wrong with your mutation. Your mutation is malignant. I’m sorry you’re not like a gay person you’re malignant.

Why can’t I say that? That’s if it’s allowed in heaven, that’s devastating to me. If I care about humans.

And I think there’s something criminal about it to and I’m a bit suspicious. This is the illuminati we’re allowed to be that crazy and out there and are thinking I I don’t necessarily believe in reincarnation, but I think there’s something to this theory that unfortunately Jack Kennedy ruined the gay rights movement.

Edit an as a Ukrainian I am not scared of saying that Lacey is not scared of it either. We don’t know why people are so weird about it it you guys it it’s not quite that weird. Like Jack Kennedy ruined the gay rights movement he made it criminal to be friends with people like Lacey, and then he normalized being perverted, and excepting people who are malignantly mutated Because of a sexuality is mutation, he made malignant mutation sexually something we should celebrate and accommodate and protect but then being friends with people who care about other humans. Oh no, that’s bad that’s weird.” says Zelensky.

“ I don’t trust you, but purely based on what you’re saying you’re absolutely right.” says Tsar Putin.

“ you know why why just why do you feel as though you may have covered up for Jack answer the question.” says the CIA.

“ truly honest with you my answer is going to sound potentially false don’t trust it, but it might be true.

I had it in my head that he was too attractive to be gay.

He took pictures of himself looking really hot. I mean he always looks hot him in the pictures that he took of himself that weren’t so attractive. We never seem to see American media never shows those pictures, and if they do, they always talk over them and brainwash us into thinking he’s so fucking hot.

Analyzing him with Lacey, I realize that he was actually kind of scrawny and weird looking, but that’s not some thing that I was led to believe by the American media. I was brainwashed simply put. I was totally brainwashed as a gay man. I’m not completely gay as a bisexual man. I was totally brainwashed if I was gay I can’t imagine even having this conversation necessarily bisexual is an interesting perspective it might help me to see it being straight. I might not be able to see it either if that’s kind of creepy Being bisexual it makes sense to me I’m like oh hold on that’s weird.

And why is that because I can enjoy sex with men and women and so with men it’s like oh wait, I have fun without her I did, and with women I have fun with that I’m married to a woman and so then it’s like oh yeah, no both genders are interesting And so I don’t have to take a side in the gender war in my own head and I think wait a minute why is he playing the two sides against each other? It’s like it it does it seems like Jack was somehow playing gay men and straight men by somehow hitting them against women, but then also playing women against each other Know it’s disgusting to create some sort of dynamic where he could sort of get away with whatever he wanted whether that was to be perceived it straight or to have his whole family perceived a straight to have Lacey abolished from existence to have lymphoma with him forever. I would think it’s just lemon, Lacey, but that I might think to myself possibly is it really just that where else was he going with us? It seems like he had a lot of things he was thinking of doing.” says Zelensky.

“ hey I’m being played by a gay man right Jack was straight.” says a suddenly paranoid straight American man.

“ wow yeah that was very powerful energy. Lacey just about had a real moment where she genuinely couldn’t breathe anymore, which actually was so overpowering to her that if she died in that moment, believe it or not, it would have been that painful but it that was pretty intense. There’s something to what you’re saying, and there may actually be aliens that are now investigating it. It’s that serious.” says Lem.

“ how does this reminds me of the holocaust and no I’m not attacking Lacey I just there’s something spiritually the energy it feels like the holocaust.” says a gay man.

“ yeah, we sense it too!” says Lem.

“ it’s possible that that’s the best that they could do because the Nazis and I get along so well and so they knew that if I died this way that it wouldn’t be painful because I would just totally stop breathing it is even like drowning it’s literally just like sort of ceasing to to live it’s not like an anxious sort of air hunger suffocation it’s more like just having the need and the ability to cut cut off to breathe. It is not breathing at all which I know it was weird and it was concerning but it wasn’t really as hostile and violent is what I’ve experienced from Bobby or other people who’ve attacked me and I have a feeling the Nazis know that I know if I’m illegitimate I’m somewhat German so they may be new but that would be the worst way to die so if your sons in the energy of the holocaust if that’s even a thing it’s probably because Nazis literally are involved and so they somehow felt that if the Kennedys were going to use some sort of tragic energy to sort of attack me, that’s the best choice.” says Lacey.

“ oh, I know so I think you love Schindler‘s list on an aesthetic level, which is interesting speaking of which with I have been is terrifying as this?” asks Zelensky.

“ wow no Lacey just about was suffocated in Irish way. The answer is no it wouldn’t have been as terrifying. The Irish have been torturing her in a way that really should only possibly be reserved for Satan himself.” says Lem Billings.

“ hurt. Her suffering isn’t the same as our suffering, or suffering was very physical. Her suffering has been physical, but it’s also been spiritual and emotional in a way that is astounding.” says a Holocaust victim.

“ oh, I used up all of Irish tears!” says HoneyFitz.

“ you used all of them!?” asks Venezuela.

“ yeah so I guess if you’re feeling empathy for us it’s probably dangerous. I don’t even give a fuck I’m as high as a kite.” says Honey Fitz.

“ how did you get into the room?” asks Ukraine.

“ oh, I raped and molested the woman who was guarding the stuff. Satan helped me.” says Honey Fitz.

“ oh wow OK are you on your way to hell?” asks Ivanka Trump.

“ I might be ceasing to exist. We’ll see.” says Honey Fitz.

“ OK well that’s interesting. I have a feeling you’ve just destroyed Irish at British relations for probably all of history unless if people can really understand what islands angry about so basically if in the next hundred years Great Britain decides to take over Ireland it’ll just cease to exist.” says the CIA.

“ oh, that’s too bad but that’s how it goes.” says Ukraine.

“ so we just made Ireland extinct because big big because we keep siding with with them and we’ve been doing that all day.” says Ireland.

“ the illuminati has some siding with that illuminati that let me be a free agent because I’m not completely Irish and I am I was just sick of it. I don’t know if you have the only real Irish person left alive or something or to ever exist I don’t know, but, it’s funny cause I still feel like I got some of those tears and mine are still like valid so I’m gonna use them but it I don’t understand why they did that. I don’t know why Ireland decided to side with the Kennedys for the Flippin umpteenth time today I really don’t think they can understand Lacey the Bobby’s evil at all they’re there they really don’t get it.” says Erin Gloria Ryan.

“ oh wow do you get it?” asks Lem.

“ I am from Wisconsin and I was raised around people like Louis and I’m Orion and I know some thing about Irish people who aren’t from Boston and don’t give me that South Dakota bullshit that his family is from South Dakota who gives a fuck they’re not a big deal in South Dakota and South Dakota is really not the most impressive state. I’m sorry, Wisconsin and Minnesota and North Dakota are a lot more impressive and they were to happen to some degree possibly not that South Dakota is nothing but it’s just sort of the way it is I don’t know there’s something about it it’s just it’s just not quite as impressive as the other states around it I think it was exciting for a while in the 90s and then I don’t know what happened maybe it’s still a slightly butt it’s maybe not quite as impressive as Wisconsin I mean to be honest part of part of the drive Wisconsin and Minnesota are the star the cities millennials just didn’t really like South Dakota I guess I don’t know maybe they don’t like the Kennedys and that maybe they just don’t and actually I wonder if that is what it is I think we will find you people annoying and we don’t want you in our area.” says Erin Gloria Ryan.

“ oh, well, I don’t have to accept that!” says Bobby Kennedy Junior.

“ hi why don’t you have to accept that?” asks Louis.

“ do you know why?” says Bobby.

“ oh, I don’t know that we do. Can you remind us?” asks Louis.

“ i’m going to kill you.” says Bobby.

“ oh, why why why why why Bobby why are you gonna kill us?” asks Louis.

“ you know why!” says Bobby.

“ oh, no, I forgot tell me.” says Louis.

“ I am I don’t think this is going to work out.” says Bobby.

“ hey, why is that?” asks Louis.

“ because I am a very nice boy, and Lem’s is gay and in love with me.” says Bobby.

“ wow hey why does that matter?” asks Louis.

“ they didn’t tell you?” says Bobby.

“ can you tell me?” says Louis.

“ I’m going to have sex with Lacey and she is really hot and then I’m gonna be like my dad and I’ll get taller and really rich and everyone’s going to think that I’m like John Ritter from threes company but like darker and more complicated because my dad is Lem.” says Bobby.

“ how did you know about Lacey?” asks Louis.

“ and I talk to dead people I’ve talk to dead people for a really long time so I talk to Lacey and I think I fell in love with Lacey after I met my wife totally fucked me up.” says Bobby.

“ huh but then she never shows up.” says Louis.

“ I know she shows up she shows up when I get high. We’re in my dreams.“ says Bobby.

“ I don’t think that’s her. Oh, so um, could you be faithful to her?” asks Louis.

“ I know probably not but she’s so beautiful and she wouldn’t care. She’s like a princess and I’m just an ugly toad.” says Bobby.

“ so does that mean that you and Lemmers off?” says Louis.

“ is you have to be kidding me I’m giving up Lem?!” says Bobby.

“ how do you imagine being with Lacey and still being with Lem’s at the same time and a monogamous relationship in both cases?” asks Louis.

“I think I’m magic!” says Bobby.

“your magic so then you can be two people at the same time?” asks Matthew Nesheim.

“ yeah yeah and then I become Lacey and I spit her out like a God and I love thinks I’m finally pretty and I gave birth to her daughter and then suddenly I become a tall blonde and I’m better than all those bitches who rejected me at school. Oh, and that I die and I stiff glue because dad’s mad at me and stuff that’s not my father that’s just Lacey’s version of him. When was the last time it was like myself?” asks Bobby.

“ hey, do you remember ever being yourself?” asks the CIA.

“ not often! On rare occasions. not often“ says Bobby.

“ i’m so I kind of think that your life has been ruined Bobby and I don’t really think that you should probably marry Lacey or Lem.” says Louis.

“ if I don’t marry one of them, the Satanists are going to be up my ass!” says Bobby.

“ oh, well, I don’t know if that’s necessarily true I think you’re just very scared of what’s going to happen to you why don’t you turn around and see what’s behind you?” says Louis.

“ it’s just darkness it’s just it’s like profound darkness and I will scared that I’m gonna cease to exist.” says Bobby.

“ I so maybe you do cease to exist but then you still exist or you’re just not Bobby Kennedy anymore if there’s been Carnation, this life might be a dud a surprising as that might be for you to hear.” says Louis.

“ and you’re sure that wasn’t in love with me?” asks Bobby.

“ yeah I’m positive he was not in love with you at all. I’m sorry but someone fooled you into thinking that he was in love with you.” says Louis.

“ and I have brothers are used to know that I have possibly sort of forgotten that. I think I started forgetting sometime in the early 80s. Oh yeah I was I was getting high a lot back then on cocaine and I forgot that I had brother somehow and I’m just shocked right now and I’m remembering I have brothers, what happened to my brain where the hell is it?” asks Bobby.

“ hey, you totally fried your brain with drugs and evil him and you’re going to end up just fine if you repent and worship Christ but I don’t know that you’re very clear in your head on reality anymore. You do have siblings and I don’t think you are I don’t think you’ve been in touch with reality probably all that much since the 1980s.” says Louis.

“ I don’t think I have a very strong sense of self and I think I’m mostly just a drug addict but somehow I got it into my head that I that One was in love with me and they gave me a sense of self but I don’t know if it’s actually who I am at all I think I’ve been living Lacey’s life for her but from like a male perspective and I’m not her and I don’t think that was in love with me at all and it’s sort of disturbing that my voice sounds like hers who the hell am I because I honestly don’t think I know.” says Bobby.

“ I think you’re kind of a little asshole who used to drive your father nuts and I think he’s incredibly sorry that he died because you lost your bloody mind when he did.” says Bobby Kennedy Senior.

“ I so he still knows who I am?” asks Bobby.

“ oh, yeah, he brought you into this world. He has a very strong idea of who you are. You’re a little bit like him. You’re also something like your mother. It’s pretty typical.” says Bobby Sr.

“ and did I do this to Lacey!?” asks Bobby.

“ oh, no, you didn’t it’s sort of like a sideshow, but no you you’ve you’ve lost your mind and you’re not that far removed from who you are but you’re not really yourself most of the time to be honest Bobby David might’ve loved you and him he might’ve been scared for you at times you were losing your mind.” says Bobby Sr..

“ and I don’t think I would’ve done this to her.” says Bobby.

“ and I highly doubt it as an I agree with you I don’t think you would’ve either.” says Bobby Senior.

“ and you know I like being alive but it would be nice to see David and nice to see you. It be nice to spend time with a lot of people. I’m kind of looking forward to dying at this point no it’s not like I don’t care about my kids it’s just, they might be kind of nice to just see you and have this conversation in person and just be dead.” says Bobby.

“ well, you will be I mean really eventually within the next 30 years at the very least you’ll definitely be dead yeah and this is just all be over except the thing is that you really do need to worship Christ pray every day repent of your sins but yes, if this is a real conversation, I am looking forward to seeing you it’s gonna be nice to just have you be done.” says Bobby Senior.

“Hey, that was the last part of the Irish tears that I just used.” says Honey Fitz.

“ thought that was an interesting choice, letting Bobby talk to his dad.” says the CIA.

“ so every incarnation is real. Lacey is almost living like some sort of hell that she wasn’t supposed to be in. Can you make sure that must be like for her realizing that because the illuminati stocks you because your family inherits trillions of oil love you very weird weird weird experience.

Yeah, that is her actual life I have a feeling Scotia really was probably not black if she if she’s reincarnated or if she’s just not reincarnated meaning that there’s just no reincarnation so Jada Pinkett Smith might be angry about the whole Egyptian thing, but they really aren’t necessarily black in the way that she is and that’s just the reality of it. Africa is an enormous continent I mean it’s huge And I don’t know if they realize that people in like the Congo are very likely to necessarily be the exact same people in Egypt.

I mean it’s in a Normas continent. It’s huge Europe is big too but I forgot is huge and it’s very old. It’s very complex 88 I think it’s likely that the Egyptians were not all that black may be somewhat, but I don’t think that people are honest I don’t think people have changed quite that much And I have a very strong suspicion that the Egyptian‘s of Lacey‘s day if there’s reincarnation at all are fairly similar to her so she probably didn’t look that much like Dodie but I don’t know that she was wildly different and then let’s get back to reality if Lem is a Spencer is it really any wonder that Diana was in love with Dodi?

Oh I know she does. She does. She did not look like Megan know she didn’t look like Megan but it’s interesting because I wonder I wonder though, if there’s a tiny bit if there is reincarnation, there may be a little bit of lamb, frankly, and hairy, in which case there’s something about that beauty of that area that he likes that’s probably again similar to his mother-in-law and I don’t know I don’t know what it is, it was even more fascinating in a sense is that Diana was in love with Charles and Charles is somewhat Scottish and it’s like there you go again it’s that same thing potentially so then what is that? This could just be a coincidence it’s possible that it works enough and that’s why if there’s not reincarnation in the Bible, we should even talk about it at all but it’s interesting because What is that? Because no Lacey and Dodie are not really black is it is a different look though than a typical white person I know I don’t think it’s necessarily all that Asian there must be some thing about it that they like what’s the brown? Is it dark brown or something, that’s interesting and actually it makes me wonder if Lacey has very brown eyes and so does Megan so no it’s interesting and then I wonder if they like brown eyes of a certain color see is interesting.

I don’t think Lacey’s all that in love with her brown eyes and that way Megan might be more proud of her brown eyes in Laceyz and that’s the problem was Dodie in love with his brown eyes not at all and Lacey isn’t either. This is where people need to stop forcing things that are ridiculous. Megan is African if Lacey is reincarnated she’s not necessarily in that way, and neither was Dodi. There are really far more in common with Jews and actually Megan maybe if you’re a little Jewish if there’s reincarnation you’re very predictable because you’re not just black you’re slightly Middle Eastern that’s interesting.

Hoodlums have found a Jewish woman attractive while he was alive. Oh very easily very very, very very easily. There are probably a great many Jewish women who he would’ve thought was very attractive. He might’ve even thought some Gyptian‘s were good looking and this is possible, even if there’s not reincarnation.

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I don’t know that he would’ve found black women that attractive but I think there’s something about the Middle Eastern look that he might. Actually, I found attractive it would they wouldn’t have been together for eternity, but it’s possible that there was some nice Jewish woman some nice Egyptian woman even maybe Who he would’ve probably thought him was a tractive who kept him from those people Jack Jack did let him be with people who looks like that Jack may have been very antisemitic.

And that’s the problem I don’t. I don’t think he was all that devastated just masturbating. Sorry to bring that up to thoughts of Lacey. I don’t think that really I don’t think that was a burden for him. I think he you know he just went with it, but it may have been functional for him to have been married to a nice Jewish woman who, or something like that he was Christian, but it might’ve been functional for him to be with someone who is of some Jewish origin am I I think we’re things went totally awry was that was when he started using heroin.

And Lacey, if there’s reincarnation knew that Anne was totally baffled by it because she couldn’t figure out why she was coming back after Lem’s used heroin. And it was like he started using heroin in the late 60s actually probably more in the 70s to be honest more than the late 60s but he started using heroin in the 70s and he he was he was really using heroin and I think if she saw that she thought no all bets are off, there’s no way for us to recover. It’s just done there’s no way there’s no stinking way to recover from this It’s or toast. The ship sailed we’re done we’re done we’re done we’re done.

Because I was so out of character for him it was so out of character. It was such a demotion from who he was if she’s reincarnated it was so different than him that it made no sense for him to be at all taken seriously anymore of the suns it was just like well there goes that loves using heroin is that’s done with the shows over folks.

Hour and then he and then when he and then when he died or near that time I think she would’ve thought well I don’t know it’s just done we’re just done so if she came back and was fooled, Lem’s knew that she was being fooled and he really did send her husband Mark to come get her Because he realized who she was, he realized it was likely to happen and he decided that the best thing to do was to send Mark Schiebel after her and it was not a dumb idea. It was brilliant I mean we’re sitting here he’s talking to us he’s with Lacey. There’s nothing that can change that, Mark did exactly what he was supposed to do genius absolute genius, I mean essentially Mark Schiebel is James Bond she’s married to James but if there’s reincarnation Mark Schiebel, her husband is James Bond. Yes he’s James Bond if there’s ever been one he’s the real James Bond.” says Ian.

“ so so if there’s reincarnation her husband is essentially like James Bond and he’s English, but he came back as a rather complicated Jew married her and that’s interesting. I don’t get the sense that when she was Scotia that she was attracted to Jews though but I think she thinks that’s an attractive look, and I think it is too, that being said, or do we know if there’s a bee in Carnation or not?” asks Meghan Markle.

“it doesn’t seem likely Lacey just got mostly a no it’s mostly know is what she’s hearing from her sources this week. I know she talks to God but she knows that’s possible things could be misinterpreted by her somehow or something and it’s mostly no it might be it might be mostly no right and then which case, is it completely know or is it just mostly no no it’s more mostly no so mostly no and it could actually be completely know or could be yes so that’s not much of an answer which could be why she’s been hesitating to answer that question because it’s really obnoxious for some reason.” says Tucker Carlson.

“ no oh this is where it’s complicated she hears got in her spirit and that’s part of the problem. She hears know she has some yes potentially and then Jack’s residual energy. Is it letting her hear clearly one way or the other because they are too in capable of having that conversation if she’s reincarnated, they really truly brought her into her life that no human should have to live but she’s never but she’s a very rare exception because she’s an unusual person and they are unusual and it was an exceptional circumstance where they could do it but that’s where there’s if there’s an end times that could easily be where is this is the end times, because she’s not supposed to necessarily be here this could be way too evil. It’s like on a rare occasion God, my lovely incarnation potentially totally not. It would have to be in the Bible, but if he did to try to help Africans because he loves Africa then yeah it just it got way way too evil people are just gonna have to except that I mean I don’t know what the hell people in America expect us to do. You might like the Kennedys you might not. We can’t fix that for them. It’s sick that you’d expect us to.” says Dr. Billings.

“ so she she really just can’t hear clearly either way!?” asks a black man.

“ oh yeah, it’s a little more complicated than that but it’s it’s up around that proximity of experience.” says Dr. Billings.

“ what enterprise them is there’s a very strong harassing spirit that just can’t handle the thought that she could be that complicated in the form of the illuminati. They not all of the illuminati but a good portion of it has a really hard time handling how brilliant she is.” says the CIA.

“ hey, I would just like to say that you were not respectful of us and it’s disgusting and if there is reincarnation, it’s sick that we should have to sit here discussing it because it really isn’t some thing that should’ve been taken out of the Bible or that should be ignored in the Bible and I am repulsed that no one has discussed that in the last two days.” says Lem.

“ we can’t discuss it because it’s impossible.” says Jonah Wiley.

“ how is it impossible?” asks Lem.

“ because that’s just not how God created us.” says Jonah Wiley.

Later.

“ Because that’s just not how people are made it’s not words in the Bible it’s impossible based on the word of God.” says Wiley.

“ are you really a Bible expert Jonah or a fraud?” asks Lem.

“ i’ll answer it!” says Dr. Moritz.

“ then answer it!” says Lem.

“it’s not in the word of God it’s not possible.” says Jonah Wiley.

“ where is it not in the word of God?” asks Lem.

“ ask that in a way that isn’t forced at all.” says Allyson’s mom.

“ you seem like a total fucking idiot Jonah and I don’t even know if you know how to eat french fries so here are your options you can take a french fry and shove it up your ass hole and poop it out and put it on Instagram or you can try to make a cogent actual sincere argument that has any intellectual validity and make me think that you’re not just a total waste of carbon.” says Lacey in a sweet sing-song voice.

Silence.

“ oh, what are you so smug about you dumb bitch?” Lacey says to Allyson’s mom.

“ let’s see you’re persecuting me.” says Jonah to Lacey.

“ oh, so you really are a fraud!?” asks Lacey.

Silence.

“ are you basically just like a sex addict who uses the Bible to try to get people to fuck him?” says Lacey.

“ is that what you think I am too!?” says Dr. Moritz.

“ where in the world you can tell 90 oh I know it’s because you want to think that you’re getting the sex attention that Jonah Wiley as I guarantee you you’re not. At least I would be very surprised. Jonah has a bit of a sexual following. If I’m not mistaken, there are probably are there used to be white but 30 women every week sending him direct messages trying to have sex with him and I would bet at least three or four of them every week probably send him naked pictures And I would be shocked if he never interacted with any of those people no he had. He was getting a lot of sexual activity a lot and it could just be innocent but I’m waiting for a response from either one of you and I’m not getting one.” says Lacey.

“ we don’t we don’t know.” says Dr. Moritz.

“ isn’t that rather dangerous?!?” says Lem.

“ oh, help!” screams Dr. Moritz.

“ oh, I’m gonna go with the thought that maybe this is actually an incredibly serious conversation and that it’s actually quite funny to Lacey and lame and God to potentially maybe maybe not in is there anyone awake who would like to voice their opinion on the matter?” says the Illuminati.

“ hey, would say as an intellectual who follows Lacey on Instagram that is extremely unlikely to me that there isn’t reincarnation in the Bible if it’s the word of God, and if he’s actually the only God simply in a scientific way, I think it would be very unlikely that it would never happen. Maybe it’s not quite like some traditions would say, but how did they? How did they come to that idea? What are they observing? Spiritually physically philosophically I would bet that there’s a possibility that on my mind is way too likely to be ignored so I would say it’s pretty likely and in which case if that’s true wow you really do look like that that’s really you there is a Stainglass image of you in Scotland.” says a man following Lacey on Instagram.

“ do you wanna hear something creepy you look like me do you really do you look very you you look like me not that much but enough if I if I’m talking to the right person I wish you just why haven’t you talk to her more you must just think it’s not likely but you know what though if you talk to her about two years ago you might’ve at least gotten a little more attention from her than you are ever going to get now or a year ago I don’t know when you started following her but she thought you were really good looking.” says Lem.

“ did you think she was hiding some thing wrong with her body just because she took pictures of her face?” asks the CIA.

“ yes or something along those lines I mean yeah probably?” he says.

“ the problem is she is the opposite. She genuinely was trying to hide her sexuality because she has a rather risqué body it’s aged but it was rather more provocative about three years ago. I mean no she is you don’t even know what she looks like she’s extraordinarily arousing and she didn’t want anyone to see that, which may be rather on arousing to you because it’s very generational she didn’t want anyone to know. She didn’t want anyone to know that she was that sexy she really didn’t.” says Lem.

“ I take it her body doesn’t have wings on it.” he says.

“ you are absolutely correct no that’s that is not her like this and you know they might not actually be reincarnations. Isn’t that something really and I know you’re intelligent enough to see that possibility I hope but no it’s it is that’s not your response is not stupid ass end, no that’s not what she would’ve look like. I kind of think she’s supposed to look a bit like a bird. I don’t know why they chose to make her into a bird to be honest there’s something slightly offensive about that if if Lacey really is Scotia hey it’s it’s disgusting because Jackie was in the birds and then there’s the notebook and that’s all about the birds will be birds and fly away, there’s nothing romantic about that and Lacey‘s case. If she’s a bird, it’s that there’s some sort of demonic Celtic god it it it is imagery with that that’s not that’s not Christian necessarily the whole bird thing.

And to be perfectly honest with you, I am that’s for Christians who are not Episcopalian or Catholic need to maybe stop being so evil because the idea would be that that was Lacey may actually have tried to receive Christ if she heard about Christianity or not she may have tried to receive him as best as she could with the Holy Spirit, moving on her heart so in a sense she had baptism by desire she just never heard the gospel arm or it’s possible that she had heard some of it and actually excepted it. I got it even spoken to her directly and said would you accept that and she said absolutely, that would be just about right, I know you wouldn’t expect that from Egyptian princess but if there’s red carnation and that’s Lacey yeah I mean she still believes in God she still a Christian so so no a it’s possible that she’s just unfortunately not supposed to be here and that it’s not working out real well.” says Lem.

Silence.

“ why is it that Jonah Jonah? What do you want to say something?“ says Lem.

“ I am choosing to be offended by her. I know that she’s not a Satanist or injury, incarnation in a way where she’s trying to not be a Christian, but I choose to just be mean if I read this blog and I have actually responded to her and very roundabout ways, I like being mean to her I do I love being mean I responded to her in a very cold way and she took it a nice way because she was a nice person and she assumed that I meant in a nice way, but in all actuality, I had an enormous amount of fun torturing her I hated her from the very beginning absolutely hated her I mean she’s really hot, which turned me on and make me think that maybe I could be with her but I absolutely hated her hater. What a fucking fucking piece of shit.” says Jonah Wiley.

“ why do you hate her?” asks the CIA.

“ I don’t hate her. I’m not sure that the other gentleman that was just speaking necessarily hates her. I don’t hate her and Jana why do you hate her?” asks Dr. Moritz.

“ I hate her um and I hate her to because I hate her because everyone else hates her and I just got the sense that people hated her and I I tend to just go along with whatever everyone else is doing so I just thought people hate this person I had them too.” says Jonah Wiley.

“ did you have that reaction? Oh right away or did you look into me and then sense of people hated me and decided that you decided you want to date me too?” asks Lacey.

“ oh, I looked into it!” says Jonah.

“What made you think people hated me?“ says Lacey.

“Umm…you really don’t know?” asks Jonah.

“ I could guess but I don’t wanna think you’re that stupid can you just tell me.” says Lacey.

“ oh crap why don’t you tell me what it is and then I’ll just tell you whether or not I’m not stupid.” says Jonah.

“ I don’t have enough followers. I don’t have enough comments. And I’m angry all the time. and I don’t have lots of other bullshit up there that’s totally fake. How about everyone loves me so much.” says Lacey bitingly.

“ so you don’t care what people think of you?” says Jonah.

“ you’re not allowed necessarily to say something that totally impertinent and stupid to me in this circumstance. I rebuke the demon working with you in Jesus‘s name. Answer the question now!” says Lacey.

“ no sincerely. answer it. now!!” says Lem.

“ that’s why I mean and you just seemed like a very trusting sweet person and I assumed that someone who is that trusting and sweet would be hated if if they didn’t have tons of friends and they weren’t in a more mean looking and cool looking ass them then they’re not cool and people hate them so it’s like people don’t like you even if they like you a lot as a person you don’t have enough clout even if you’re wealthier than most people to ever live you don’t have enough money and clout to be rich person.” says Jonah.

“ what is this rich person you people are all trying to be?” asks Lem.

“ is that just fake?” asks Jonah.

“ yeah and I thought everyone knew that but that we weren’t sure and so we all just sort of humored the idea for kicks and giggles but that most people knew that was just bullshit.” says Lacey.

“ I saw that’s not a no, you know I don’t think I’ve necessarily realize that that’s not real and if that person doesn’t even necessarily exist anywhere I think most people who are middle-class, lazy or like even upper middle-class are still under the impression that that’s a real person who am I trying to be?” asks Jonah.

“ oh wow that is that could be a novel practically so you’ve probably got like 30 million easily 30 million. I mean but like easily you probably got it bye-bye invest in inventing a data chip that you sold to iPhone company when you were 15. And how did you sell it to them because your grandfather worked for IBM and you had a connection to the industry and so you say you sold it to Apple because you had a connection through your father whose father works for IBM he got you involved in making a lot of money selling your data trip that you invented in your basement, you smoked pot with your friends but not like often but just every once in a while, adds one of them was in love with you and you had to send him away and he got so confused by you that he overdosed on food.

He overdosed on fast food. He gained a Normas amount of weight and had a heart attack at age 20 because he just eats too much fast food excso in love with you.

Your mom was a waitress in New York City in the early 90s where she got involved in a modeling for fear for about three months and then she met Kurt Cobain. He used drugs with him for a year and sad sex but she was on birth control and she used condoms and so she doesn’t have any STDs and she never got pregnant, and then she became a born-again Christian and decided to go into the ministry.

When she was witnessing to people in Uruguay over pottery, which she still makes in your basement and sells at your church store, it’s called creations of life. When she was witnessing to people over pottery in Uruguay, she saw your dad on stage. and thought he was the hottest man to ever live. At which point, she decided that she needed to have sex with him or she would die.

But your father, being the humble 1/4 Jewish man that he was and astronomically genius rockstar. You should see what that man can do on a guitar. It’s he rivals Jimi Hendrix he really does. your dad decided to reach out to her because God said to him that woman needs to understand my love.

So he got off stage, walked off in the middle of his performance where everyone was clapping, and totally not of him to go talk to your mom at which point she decided to totally commit her life to Christ, and she became filled with the Holy Spirit and started speaking in tongues and healing people right on the spot.

In total over the next 10 years 20,000 people were healed of epilepsy of cancer you name it and 500,000 people got saved just from your parents.

And your siblings have done modeling for NASA and seers and JC pennies.

You’re all born again Christians, and novelists.

Oh, you’ve patented a new health food diet system that involves green juice.

It’s called believe.

Your dad met Elon musk once at a party, and was totally dumbfounded about the experience.

In 2006, you flew a plane from California to New York to London with your sister, your girlfriend and a flight expert.

You’d still fly a plane, but you decided to sell it because upkeep was just too expensive.

You appear in mademoiselle, Marie, Claire, Vogue, and Newsweek. Your dad was in a sexual relationship with Susan Lucci for five years before he became a Christian and decided to put his heroin addiction away and be a rockstar in South America.

You went to Harvard Yale extension school. And you claim that you did 10 years of graduate work at the London school of economics but you’re not on good terms with them. Matter fact they’re suing your family.

Why are they suing and how to drug patent that was supposed to turn potatoes into micro chips that you could insert up your ass that would’ve solved world, hunger. Your dad gets death threats every day. Why does your dad get death threats every day because he is changing the world one step at a time.

What is he changing the world into? a place where there are no poor people everyone is happy and everyone’s rich

Your father is a genius.

Your mother is a huge bitch but she’s super cool.

Your sister is a weird slut. Your brother is a ditz who might end up dead if he steps on the wrong thing when he leaves the house it’s amazing what happens to him he steps on nails he steps on garden implements. He steps on things that are just out of the blue. It’s kind of like a cartoon it’s really weird.

You’re they really odd one of the family because you’re super deep and just like so different.

You know, I mean you’re in the sports and you have a chewing gum collection in your bedroom like super into gum super into sniffing magic markers and just your girlfriend you have a weird fetish where you like to have her use the magic markers to draw things on your ass.

Oh, but she really understands because I mean I don’t know if she’s just somehow restored in early understanding I mean you have a girlfriend you say you don’t, but you actually have one.

What is your girlfriend like? If your girlfriend is extraordinarily weird she is she hasn’t a heroin addiction but like not really and there’s like 15 guys that are in love with her and she’s arguably one of the hottest women of her entire generation scientist have almost proven that now they will most proven that she’s had doctors that have studied her face

And I mean, she looks really average and boring but according to science, she is arguably the hottest woman in her generation. And I mean, she’s just like really weird because she won’t stop sleeping with other guys but it’s not because it’s not because she wants to. They just harass her in like the weirdest ways and then it’s like she just strangely ends up in bed with them and you understand because You’re really sensitive like artist who’s so out there but like you’re really down to earth because you’re Irish.

Oh, I forgot to tell you that’s the big thing you’re Irish. And your family and the Kennedy family and lots of other families like you are prove that the Irish kicked ass.

So like your Irish nurse kicks in and you’re just like I don’t get why my girlfriend sleeps with 15 people, but I am an eccentric Irish artist at heart or something like that. You never quite explain so I am you’re pretty sure that like you got it you’re on the right wave length with her and there’s been like 30,000 times you’ve had to talk her out of committing suicide.

But like she’s not really actually technically suicidal it’s just like she gets to like a point where it’s just like she’s too hot to exist and so she looks at her self in the mirror and thinks oh my gosh I don’t know how I’m gonna live being so hot And then you’re just like it’s OK it’s OK we’ll work through it.

She looks at her self in the mirror and she’s just like I don’t know I don’t know why God made me this way when she said that you had an epiphany and you’re like oh my gosh it’s her relationship with Christ that’s the problem and so you’ve just been ministering to her a lot lately, playing on your guitar, and like singing, like love songs to her.

And she starting to understand intellectually she’s so complicated. She starting to understand intellectually that like maybe like there’s hope for someone as elite in German is her. And her family is so complicated. They have connections to Adolf Hitler but it’s like hush-hush.

And you just like love on her anyway and like she really respects that and sometimes she’s just like I think we need to just like I don’t know invented spaceship and go live on Mars or just like start killing people because I’m too hot.

And you’re just like if my father can make 30 trillion on the potatoes up everyone’s ass I’m pretty sure that we could probably get a spaceship but that’s the thing like he’s getting death threats and they really don’t know that’s why you’re stressed out and that’s why you hide her because like you tell everyone that’s following you about this girlfriend, but you’re super worried that like your whole family’s lives will be at stake And so you just decided to play it cool and like not even like really except the fact that like she exists when you’re on Instagram, you just play mind games in your head and you’re like you just tell yourself doesn’t exist because you don’t want anyone to know, but like when you leave Instagram, you just go back to being her boyfriend And it’s like super it’s like super super tricky right is it is a trick it’s a really clever track because it requires you to do like you know some mind games but you can you do you can do them because you’re like you know you’re you and you’re better than most people, so it’s not that much to ask of you considering.” says Lacey.

“ I just want to say Jonah on behalf of Great Britain like the Irish are so obviously superior you guys keep it real you’re so down to earth Dublin is like London but better because it’s down to earth like why would you want to drink out of tea cups you should just drink urine out of the gutter. Ha ha ha that’s a joke.” says a dead English Aristocrat.

“ I know there could’ve been some people who were Irish you were dumb enough to think that drinking you’re not at the gutter was a good idea, and that could be where some of the hatred for the Irish comes from from the English because they really can’t stand you people for being so stupid because what is that person? Do they drink urine out of the gutter and then their kids probably ended up getting sick and dying and then they vomited all over someone’s dress and they stink and they could never get the statue out so they had to throw the dress away and that’s not that big of a deal but they’re really more mad about you drinking urine out of a gutter.” says the CIA.

“ i’m why were you hanging out with the Kennedys? Sincerely what the hell were you doing?” asks the CIA.

“ do you honestly think I would’ve been in love with him if I had known all of that?” asks Lem.

“ no, you’re right lame that doesn’t make any sense that’s repulsive.” says the CIA.

“ lamb if you and Lacey are reincarnated how did you not know that?” asks the CIA.

“ I I I I I thought the Irish were possibly inferior but I didn’t know that.” says Lem. “ no I actually had some other ideas I thought that they were possibly weak like they were all slow in their brain and in their bodies because it’s sort of evolved that way or that they were sort of the become that way over time so the Irish were a weaker race because they’ve been so starved and you know kept in poverty so I thought that they might be a little stupid not like a black person but like stupid like actually stupid not stupid like Black people are stupid like actually genuinely stupid where it’s like there. They’re really kind of a retarded race, but it would be fun purely because of poverty.” says Lem. “ and then because of that, I assumed that maybe they were somewhat inferior because they could never figure out how to keep money because they were so drunk and so then it’s like their drunken sort of Irishman they’re drunk, you know and weak, but then maybe they’re really just that immoral and weak at their core. What is the question are they oh and moral and evil at their core or are they just victims of poverty and they’re in capable of being good people because their brains are too slow?”

“ oh, that’s not quite the same concept.” says Tucker Carlson.

“ oh no, it’s not says Lacey.” says Lacey.

“ what is the concept?” asks an English aristocrat.

“ the concept is that the Irish are very deranged cognitively. They are essentially umm…inherently retarded Lem, but not like someone who has down syndrome. like someone who has a hard time reasoning through things and orderly manner not like an autistic person. Oh no, no. Like they have a genuine ability to reason through how to do anything so it’s like I can be a bit of a dead set times, but they take it to a whole Nother level so I can be a bit of a ditz maybe the English can be in time at a times too.

Hey, but the Irish are worse than that they’re not ditzy that they genuinely can’t figure out the difference between urine and poop. They don’t know the difference literally. So it’s like they look at their urine and they think I pooped. And then you say no that’s urine and they say the ding that comes out of the doorway.

Because they genuinely don’t understand what they’re talking about they can’t reason through and so they say the ding that comes out of the doorway and then you say no that’s poop and pee you’re talking about and then they say oh do you want to eat my Lucky charms.

And then you say no I don’t need your Lucky charms. I’m here to help you today and then they say oh the witches got you and then they try to hit you over the head with an umbrella.

And so you end up sedating them because because they are in capable of having a conversation with you even and then you say, are you in a good mood today and I look at you and they say oh sure sure I am.

Oh, and then you say all right well good seeing you. I’ll see you later.

And then they stare at you out of the window and they say I am going to get her and I’m going to stick her up my ass.

That’s the theory that the English half essentially is at the Irish are-Their brains are in knots.“ says Lacey.

“ I am I waited for those third Lacey if we’re reincarnated, we might not be. I heard those theories and I just missed them as evil. Did you hear them or not?” says Lem.

“ no never.” says Lacey.

“ what did you think of the Irish?” asks residual energy of Jack Kennedy.

“ and I thought that that they were a fat, I thought the Irish tended to be very fat. I thought that they tend to be very quiet, and I thought that they were are just quite Celtic. Short of you know they kept themselves we keep to ourselves everyone keeps to themselves, and no, I just thought they were a sort of quiet race of thought for people who I was the thoughtful people, but everything is his name. I thought they were a quiet race of people who were sought full at times like when they were in church I thought they were possibly quite thoughtful or know when they were whenever I would see them. They always seem very serious and thoughtful so I think I thought maybe that they were just a very serious thoughtful group of people, rather depressed, rather morose, maybe kind of difficult very punchy and bite your head off identity get angry about stuff very little patience so it’s like you could really talk to them because if you did, they often lose their temper and say something stupid and insulting and then they be embarrassed and they apologized to me and I think yeah they should’ve just kept your mouth shut, but they just couldn’t and then I feel sort of bad for them away because I think wow they just couldn’t keep the mouth shut. They’re just too upset.” says Lacey.

“ you know if we’re reincarnate or even not even if we’re not in that somehow appropriate in context as a story, explaining our psychology I can see why you’d be devastated that I had anything to do with them.” says Lem.

“ yeah, Jack’s worse than a very awful evil. Edith Braithwaite he is vile. The entire thing is disgusting.“ says Lacey.

“ there’s not reincarnation.” says Kick Kennedy.

“ well kick unfortunately, this point, I’m gonna have a little bit of a hard time believing that even if it’s true, and there isn’t and it might be.” says Lacey.

“ oh, yeah, no the truth is kick. There could be reincarnation of. God says there is.“ says Lem.

Silence.

“ that ring that she bought for herself was only about $3000. But it’s worth 10,000. It’s probably worth more than that really but it’s worth 10,000 and it’s from the art deco. I would say it’s my most beautiful rings I’ve ever seen and I am giving it to her tonight for Valentine’s Day I think she should have it fixed and I think she should wear it Not not in the house. I think she should wear her cheap ring from Helzberg all the time it’s only a $800 ring. She should wear that all the time and then she should wear that other ring out of the house if we need to get another platinum band then we just will, but I think she needs to wear that other ring out of the house because I don’t think anyone has a fucking clue how to relate to her and I think if she where is that people will be treating her like an absolute piece of shit but I’d like to see them try I really would I like to see her go into the doctors office when she’s wearing her actual $10,000 ring which really isn’t that expensive means you could have a ring worth about about 70,000 but I’d like to see her wear her $10,000 ring and I’d like to see them treat her like an absolute piece of shit and that I’d like to absolutely humiliate somebody at just the right moment for being a worthless piece of shit as a human being by choice.” says Lem.

“ so are you giving me that ring?” asks Lacey.

“ you bought it thinking that F Scott Fitzgerald was giving it to you and he never really did. and I don’t know what happened he was supposed to so I’m gonna give it to her. Oh no I’m gonna give it to her now it’s my ring and I’m going to give it to her and it’s my ring. I gave it to her today for Valentine’s Day and that’s how it goes. That’s her ring we’re gonna have to fix it. There’s some diamonds missing at this point because she wore it and they got knocked out but we can fix it, it’s not the main part it’s just on the side but we can fix it won’t be that expensive and will have it re-appraised and might get a platinum ring to go with it. I know you need to wear that other ring that I bought you all the time it’s not that expensive, so if that gets broken will just have to have it fixed but it shouldn’t but if it does, we’ll just fix it so that’s Valentine’s Day partially add other things in mind but I’m just going with it because it’s been an absolute shit day in subways as per usual, and I’m just going with it.” says Lem.

“ do you and Lacey think that were touched?” says Joe.

“ I wasn’t in love with your brother I am not gay and I wasn’t gay. I wasn’t bisexual either that being said i’m not sure what to say to that Joe I don’t want to think the Irish are all doomed wants to become an adult but seems like that sometimes it seems like Irish children are OK but when they’re raised with their psychotic parents, they tend to get fucked up. That’s what it looks like, there are some exceptions but no it looks like you people really genuinely can’t live practically and maybe that’s not true but you have to understand. We really have been that screwed over by your family. Sincerely I mean I’m sitting here trying to talk to Lacey and you keep insisting that I’m gay, when do you stop insisting that you’ve been insisting that now for a while that’s what the next post is going to be about.” says Lem.