“He Be Hotter!” by the world

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“He’s better in bed. He’s not straight. But he’s obviously better in bed.” says Lacey about Zelensky.

“That’s objectively true.” says HoneyFitz weeping.

“Yeah. Zelensky’s probably got a decent ass?” asks a gay man.

“Mmm. Not necessarily. But…his waist!? Wow!” says Lacey.

Silence.

“No. He’s got a rugged waist.” says a gay man.

“Men do use their penis during sex. Grow-up!” says Lacey, enraged. “Or don’t you? Do you just sit there and vomit?”

“If I do…I’m not gay.” he says, crying.

“Maybe not!” says Lem.

“Okay. Anyway.

Regardless of whether or not homosexuality is allowed in Heaven…Zelensky is hotter. I’m sorry. He’s just hotter and better looking than JFK.” says all of the world.

“What is it!?” asks Sean Collins.

“It’s so difficult to easily pinpoint it.” says the world. “It’s his eyes!? Or no!? His…waist!? …I dunno.

See…Jack is kinda handsome. But…he’s got some major flaws. Like…bad flaws. And he could cover-up for them with clothing. But…really…Jackie was his best bet. Sorry. She too had huge flaws. Or they’re both non-binary?

They’re…not…really good-looking. But they both lied so damn well.

Zelensky is…kinda average at best…in a way…but he’s…arousing. He’s still…attractive.

So…I’m sorry. But Zelensky is better looking.” says the world.

Silence.

“ OK so if you like men which Lacey obviously does, yes she’s right the waste is sort of a thing because of what men do with their penis so when a man has like a I don’t know a good waist. It’s generally a sign that things are gonna go well in the bedroom and there’s just obviously something sexy about it. It’s like…’Hey, he can do things!’

Look at that!” says the world.

“ I’m fine to the world at large that’s not scandalous it’s a fairly scientific observation to the Kennedys. That’s incredibly scandalous thing to say.” say the Kennedys weeping.

Erin laughs. Looks at Lacey.

“ oh, no, I get it I get it the Kennedys want to take on all of the worlds attention you people are disgusting you want the entire world‘s attention constantly directed towards you and your family you people are like the worst parasites to ever exist!” says the world to the Kennedys.

“ I am not a Kennedy I’m a Skakle Maeve is a Townsen Saoirse is a He’ll Gideon is I’m a keen Michael prefers to think of himself as a Skakel. I don’t think there’s anyone dead in my fathers family who is remotely worried we would like to officially distance ourselves if if if I if Bobby wants to be a Kennedy that’s fine I’m not offended by that I’m not gonna be there at all. If Bobby wants to be a Kennedy go ahead Bobby be a Kennedy, if my dad‘s a Kennedy if he’s worth shit great if he’s not then I am I am someone else’s son and fuck that but I’m not a Kennedy anymore I’m a seagull or I’m someone else’s son OK is it still fun for you Bobby, yeah you know don’t make him answer that because it probably is the Kennedys like getting attention that’s why you use heroin so if cocaine isn’t a Bobby say I had to try to make myself happy because I was so fucking depressed all the time by your bullshit and everyone else is in my shit family but you were so fucking high off, everyone’s narcissistic supply that they just offered to you which is disgusting that you had to use heroin to call yourself the fuck down!” yells David Anthony Kennedy at Robert F. Kennedy Junior.

“ yeah no Dave And is my son I’m just not a Kennedy anymore if that is still loves me I miss giggle. If not, I don’t know. Maybe I’ll be a Fitzgerald. There’s some Fitzgeralds that I can stomach. How do you fix is the asshole who enabled my father to be a worthless piece of shit, but I am there have to be some other Fitzgerald‘s that aren’t worthless or no maybe I’m just a Skakel, maybe I preferred actually be a Hanson everywhere the Hanson family yeah Bobby you’re Hanson were danish or Swedish but basically were Scandinavian. We’re just a nice family of people or I’m a Skakle I’m not terribly worried I’ve been dead for a while. I’ve tried this one on maybe Ethels not Ethel Kennedy she’s awful Hansen, Apple Hansen. Yes I feel Henson, no I don’t know that we’re Lutheran we might actually be Catholic still yeah no I mean we have a farm possibly somewhere in South Dakota or Nebraska and she would’ve just been a farmers wife. I’m dead apple. I’m sorry I I died I want to why you’re so obsessed with Monsanto boy that stupid baby it killed me, yeah no pesticides are dangerous you’re right Bobby. Oh no why you’re so obsessed with the Hudson river but that’s that’s fine. I’d be a little more worried about a lot of other places but but that’s fine that’s great. Have you ever wondered what’s happening though with crops in the United States, Bobby, why do peoples farms are suffering and that’s our food. You do realize that that’s where we got our food from Bobby. Yeah he’s so he’s so highfalutin so full of himself I’m sorry but it’s annoying that where did you go to school university of Nebraska and then you got your lot degree from I don’t know, maybe somewhere in Missouri no you weren’t stupid kid but you know could you handle being a Hanson anyway I thought if this is real no I’m a handsome now potentially I might be from Iowa but no, I’m a Hanson possibly actually not though really I might be from Nebraska I have a feeling there are some Hansons in Nebraska somewhere and God‘s creation who might’ve on the farm if you’re ultra universe is this is a version of myself that I’ve possibly chosen to be as I just can’t stand my family and David is just David Hanson he didn’t die. He still alive and that alternate reality he still alive, he’s probably he’s no he’s possibly a professor at a university possibly in Nebraska known your mothers it was a housewife. We had a nice farm. Let me know we weren’t rich we were well we were maybe upper middle class maybe middle class but no I mean, Ethel live well, but no Ethel I’m dead now I thought I died probably about six years ago so I died about six years ago. I don’t think there’s anywhere but I’m still alive Bobby I’m sorry but about six years ago I still might’ve been alive. What did I die from? I mean I was an old man I was very old. I probably died of cancer and prostate cancer right was not what it was. Yeah, it was some sort of benign tumor you know or some thing that turned in to a very serious situation. No it was from the pesticides that I used was Ramon Santo and I used round up and you wouldn’t think it would affect you, but it did I got I got cancer and if there are alternate realities, no Ethel still having a very hard time with my death, but she’s old and isn’t that funny do you prefer that or do you like still be in Kennedy and getting all the attention?” says Bobby Kennedy Senior (possibly now Bob Hansen).

“Okay. Fine. I prefer Zelensky.” admits Erin Gloria Ryan.

“To JFK!?” asks Bobby, trying to seem happy.

“ Bobby if I answer that will you kill me?” asks Erin smiling.

“ no I’m not gonna kill you.” admits Bobby.

“ oh, no, I referred Zelenskyy to be honest I’m sorry.” says Erin Gloria Ryan.

“ I am OK OK I ate I took out more Irish tears to try to help my family tonight because I thought Lem’s was gay. I don’t think Ploen was gay necessarily him necessarily but so I don’t know I mean it’s there’s not a lot left.” admits HoneyFitz.

“ how much is there left? How much is there left HoneyFitz?” asks Tsar Putin.

“ do we need to help you people with like a better understanding of how to work with that sort of thing or is it no no I’m a little worried that things are getting a little off do we need to help you?” seriously asks Africa.

“Fuck you!!” yells HoneyFitz.

“ and there’s like a closet that has like a basket in it and maybe like a couple of books.” says a traumatized Irish woman.

“Did you use that to help your grandkids escape Hell? And sleep with each other?” asks Ireland of HoneyFitz.

“ yeah I did. Yeah I am dad so this conversations outside of time, so yeah that’s what you’ve been hearing for the last eight years. I’ve been using but whatever well that all of that to attack Lacey if there’s reincarnation most of it’s gone him if there’s a tiny little bit that I took out from the closet, what turned into most of what was left to attack Lacey for the last eight years and make y’all think Linn was gay and that that would be how how to how it got gone.” says HoneyFitz.

“Can you still access it!?” asks Erin.

“Nope! They finally blocked me.” says HoneyFitz.

“Evil has other origins. But this well is running dry. I’ve got some left in the trunk. But the car is almost empty.” says HoneyFitz.

“You look like me, Chris you and I look a hell of a lot alike!” says Honey Fitz.

“Lacey looks like my wife! But Lacey isn’t my wife.

We actually aren’t related at all. Unless there’s reincarnation.” says Honey Fitz.

“It’s just creepy.” says Mrs. Fitzgerald.

“Her eyes are commanding though.” says Africa. “If there’s reincarnation. She’s SCOTIA.”

“ yes, if there actually is reincarnation, Lacey is actually literally Scotia, the real Scotia as in the actual real person who has Scotia if there’s reincarnated in the Bible, she is literally Scotia.” says the Illuminati.

“What did you actually look like?” asks Africa.

“Closer to that.” says Lacey.

“Go on!” says a black man.

“ I looked more like this. This isn’t perfect but it’s closer to what I would’ve looks like.” says Lacey.

Dodi Al Fayed laughs. Because he can’t help himself anymore.

“ you know you would’ve been Egyptian are you? Are you trying to make yourself look a little more Egyptian or is this really what you think you would’ve looks like?” asks Egypt.

“ oh, no, this is what I think I would’ve looks like and this is what pisses me off about you people of course I look somewhat dark. Yes, yes Africa is in Egypt or Egypt is in Africa. No fucking shit but I wouldn’t have looked quite like the person that they took, but I don’t know if some they probably found some black young woman in Africa had her posed to be a statue because I thought she looks like me, but that’s not literally what I looks like and that young woman was probably a little more African in the way that we think of African than me. 00 I I was Egyptian I was you know dark but I was not a black person in the way that you like me to be.” says Lacey.

“ that isn’t what she looks like. This is what she looked like!!” yells Lem.

“ that Stainglass is almost verbatim what Lacey looks like it’s apparently it’s extraordinarily difficult for a camera to take a picture of her. If she Scotia reincarnated they did find some very complicated young African woman to pose as a model for a sculpture of her if there’s reincarnation, she may have even helped them find someone just because she wanted her likeness recorded in history but it’s it’s possible that, they couldn’t quite find the right person or they found someone who is nice, but was a little vain about it it’s complicated. Lacey didn’t look that black if she’s if that’s Gosha if she Scotia know that Stainglass is closer to what she looks like but she was a Gyptian, so they are real in relation to other African people, but you can see dodie and other Egyptian stuff today don’t look black, they are related but they’re not the exact same people and that’s something that people need to stop being so evil about they are related people of Egypt are in Africa but it’s in the Middle East to some degree and Scotia was from Egypt. She wasn’t an African princess there are very beautiful African women, but people like Lacey don’t like you in forcing your perspective on reality when it’s not reality and in reality, she might not have been that black she just wasn’t. I think Lacey would like to think if she was that she’d be proud of it but that’s just not who she was. If she was Scotia Scotia wasn’t quite the black for better or worse Lem’s thinks it’s for better because he’s in love with Lacey some people might not agree some people might I don’t know, but if Lacey is Scotia Scotia might not have been that black.” says an archeologist.

“ so as we were saying, if there’s reincarnations the Bible, Lacey is Scotia, and that Stainglass is far closer to what she looks like I also when she was my wife that’s closer to what she look like. I’m sorry if there’s an alternate universe where we lived and that’s not the one we’re in there you go. It’s still reincarnation if it’s in the Bible, and it’s entirely possible that it could be in the Bible if it’s a thing but it’s part of how God organizes free will hour and time in space and our souls to keep us from going to hell because people can make so many damn mistakes that being said, if that’s not quite right, then you’ll just have to find that or it doesn’t exist but I think regardless of whether or not, there’s reincarnational, we need to be real with ourselves and admit that that is literally what Lacey looks like that Stainglass is basically verbatim what she looks like I don’t know I don’t here’s a thing it’s possible it’s not quite that verbatim, but it’s so damn close to what she looks like that it’s really hard not to say it’s verbatim because it’s so fucking hard to take a good picture of her that Stainglass is what she looks like. I am sorry that’s hotter than everyone in the Kennedy family and that they look like literal dirt compared to her but know that that is what that is Lacey if there’s reincarnations, she was Scotia him and that Stainglass that we just alter it is a lot closer to what she looks like. It’s very hard to capture her likeness, when you alter the photo, it’s like oh she can be a prettier. Yes, Scotia can be far prettier him know Lacey’s not hallucinating she’s not insane. Um, she really is extraordinarily beautiful and the Stainglass the problem the Stainglass, as it originally was was very edifying. It’s possible that the real Scotia, if Lacey‘s reincarnated was far sexier, she probably wore make up, she wasn’t quite so black and down to earth, so do you speak him? I know that’s what she look like. She looks like that woman in the Stainglass, all the way that we’ve modified her and the same degree before too she had beautiful cheekbones and she was she had a wider nose, the most white women which could be why they used a black young woman as a model because her face had more in common with an African than a white person I don’t know why you people if she’s Scotia are so doggedly, determined to make that an exact likeness of Scotia if the sculpture is from 200 years after she lived, That’s a really stupid ass rotation on your part to think that that was literally the Lacey that’s very dumb they might’ve known what she looks like but probably not probably not probably not exactly as the sculpture depicted her no but the sculpture was bad by some people standards. It wasn’t terrible in the stay glasses heck of a lot closer it’s interesting though because if Lacey is Gosha, it’s really bizarre really difficult to capture her likeness and it’s weird because I kind of think part of it is actually racism, and if there’s reincarnations, I think it’s racism. I think a lot of people like Kennedy and Jack and all those assholes really are extraordinarily jealous of my wife because they’re hideous looking compared to her and they like to think that because they’re white but they’re prettier and they’re not. They’ve never been that pretty possibly ever in existence, if there’s reincarnation and then because of their little Irish asses thinking that they’re so fucking special they’re like oh no you know we’re Irish not Black people and it’s like you know that’s too bad in your case it might look better if you were black but they’re hanging onto their glory and so you know what the heck they’re right and that’s the problem. If Lacey is Scotia Scotia was Egyptian. She wasn’t African as they had hoped the stupid assholes but she was darker just like Jody was darker. No she was exquisitely beautiful a lot of Egyptian women or probably really really good looking and frankly it’s not a coincidence that Elizabeth Taylor acted as one she has a similar beauty, Elizabeth Taylor’s wife she’s Jewish slightly see you we’re getting closer, that’s the thing Carol Loeb is Jewish Zielinski is a little Jewish and it’s possible that as much as I can’t, he don’t like that idea at a lot of other races. People don’t know either that there’s something to be said for some features that come from that area of the world there quite charming, and very beautiful and not everyone has them just them. Sorry it’s just for those people and they’re the people who are really good looking might actually be beautiful in their own way to wear a white. Everyone can be beautiful him eventually are you know in their own way now, it’s just it takes kindness in your soul and it takes you to do you make the right decisions. It’s not a mess necessarily it’s so people could actually be very beautiful and have that stripped from them which is why this is such an awful bloody conversation, because there are some people who are ugly who deserve it, super ugly who don’t there’s some people who if there’s reincarnations ones were very beautiful and are not anymore. Lacey is not one of those people, Lacey still is extraordinarily beautiful. I hope her photographs really truly don’t capture her beauty all that well. She takes some that kind of deal, but if you could see her in person, and you were honest, you realize that she’s probably arguably one of the best looking women to ever live, and frankly no Scotia might’ve been to Scotia was up in a Gyptian princess her father was an Egyptian king like Xerxes so yes in a sense Scotia is like Cleopatra she was that powerful but the ideas that she went to Scotland started the nation is that something can you imagine how tough and brave she must’ve been traveling all the way up to Scotland. How long did that take her by horse is that something how long does it take her by horse probably yours potentially so she spent most of her 20s traveling around conquering things doing things and then Allyson started to college potentially it’s not some thing that was one of her lives. It’s funny how people don’t think she works enough and that she’s too much of a house cat like Betty draper, it’s like a fuck do you want to go start another country? What the hell in a cell joke if she’s Scotia she’s done that shit she’s sorry she’s actually got around the world and concord crap so I’m sorry she’s better than the Bollinger keys possibly and that’s the problem Tom was to you people really need to stop competing with the with not the Kennedys with Lacey. Oh you could compete with the Kennedys that’s what they don’t want you to do they’d rather you make asses of yourselves and compete with Lacey and fall flat on your face and hate yourself. You can’t compete with a Scottish aristocrat or Scotia, or Tom banks, or the Nesheims necessarily all that well either.

If I am her twin flame who the hell am I isn’t that an interesting question it’s possible that I was are you ready for It’s and Augustine? I’m Saint Augustine yeah this with illuminati have to deal with. If there’s reincarnations they have to deal with the reality of it is it actually exists it really is a real thing a Laceyz actually extraordinarily humble Allyson if you read this block, you’re a bitch. You should have friended her you asshole! You got your little friend from Messiah College, Dr. Louderman to help you with your Facebook account what the fuck do you have to do to get that woman to help you do suck her Cunt? Maybe you’re a nice person better or weird that you didn’t think to find Lacey and don’t tell me that shit that you didn’t hate her after she left you’re a jealous bitch just like your mother.

Your mother was asshole to Lacey. Your father came onto her. Yeah Allyson your dad came onto Lacey the first fucking time he saw her.

Hey, you are modified all ass and your mother wanted to kill her self. Why don’t you owned it your mother is a little fucking Trailor trash whore.

And you have big tits and so did your bitch mom. If you read this blog on it, you were jealous of her, and you became her friend, even though you hated being the one in the relationship, who drove.

I know you have a little, Hispanic, trash, friend, who publish what shit poetry you don’t know fucking how important her family is no fucking clue. She could’ve done better than you could ever do you retard fuck like compared to her intellectually. And of course, of course, Dr. Harles was trying to sleep with her he would never sleep with you you’re ugly as sin compared to her.

How do I win? Lacey started getting married you like how did I get married too? I’m going to get married to know you worked. It is hard to find a Majid. Wanna marry you because you’re ugly!

And guess what? Lighten-up!

Oh your mother loves you. Your father loves you. Your grandmother loves you. You’re not a total idiot. You accomplish something with your life. You’re mildly pretty and I’m pretty sure that your boyfriend right now I was in love with you but you were an asshole to Lacey and you should be a hell of a lot more careful you don’t need to be humble you blowing that, but you might want to work on being a little more mindful of the fact that you blew it

And sadly, Allyson people probably who are very jealous of you and hated Lacey played you too against each other. This is not your friend. She doesn’t actually care about you know she really was trying to be your friend. She was actually your friend. That’s why it hurts that you thought so poorly of her if you had thought it was weird that she didn’t drive. You should have said that a friend would say something like that a friend when harbor, something light like that again someone especially when I have a feeling she tried to find out if it was weird to you, and then you said you needed to say that that was a Cruel thing to withhold from her if that irritated you that was very cruel not to just say that, I know I’m not saying you got annoyed by stuff but you held it over her like you were better than her which was totally out of line you couldn’t you needed to just act like him like an actually annoyed you and then if that ceased the friendship, then that just goes to show you sweetie that she’s better than you And there was a reason she wasn’t driving I know that’s why if you were actually a friend to her you were found out what was actually going on and we would be writing about you and your fat tits in your tiny fucking nonexistent ass on the Internet, and for the entire fucking illuminati.

You needed to tell her that it was weird and then ask her what the hell was wrong whatever she told you you were supposed to hold that in confidence and actually give a shit not to secretly have a victory March in your head with your ego.

Call Lissa say you did say once very briefly it’s weird that you don’t drive you should’ve stayed with that and not gone behind her back inside. I’m just finally finding friends to actually give a shit about me when I was a Messiah people just were my friend because they were trying to get rides everywhere who the fuck told you that did your mother tell you that Your mother told you that because your mother is a piece of shit who stole your grandmothers house if that’s what your mother told you if your mother told you that sweetie, I’m a see if your mother has a damn good excuse your mother is a worthless piece of shit who stole your grandmothers house

That’s how your grandmother sees her as a little pet. She stole her house and now has wet a whole herd of traffic running in and out of it with our little fake husband. What the hell is that all about?

Yeah, we don’t entirely know who told you whatever Craft got into your head about Lacey, but she actually did care about you and if you didn’t care about her then it was just a one-sided friendship and you’re still just friends with her because you like how it makes you look.

I’m sorry that you don’t know that she cares about you. It was all the time including right now if you can’t send said she cares about you if you can’t stand that she gives a shit about you but I guess you just don’t understand her at all, and you shouldn’t have tried being her friend.

Oh no, we’re not happy that your father‘s dead if this is if this is real and you’re reading, this blog is pathetic that no one ever tells her to some degree who knows her Allyson could tell her if Allyson reads her blog, Allyson could easily just sent her a real quick DM and say I read your blog it’s great Nothing more no one does that I know if people are reading her blog people nova not enough. People are reading her block, but no one says anything because they’re too full of themselves to be that honest with themselves and with her.

Hey, she’s not your equal that’s an American collusion get over it.

She’s your equal in the eyes of God, which is kind of what it actually says that doesn’t mean that she’s are equal in the eyes of man. See if I say that too loudly, some pervert is going to think I can use that to torment some kids I’m better than them and that’s pathetic but that’s how useless and disgusting most alive today are.

I love how I just yelled and you turned me into Godzilla I’m not Godzilla I could kill you if I wanted to I’m a ghost that was a CIA that did that Godzilla Godzilla!

I edited it instead of saying most alive today it said Godzilla Godzilla.

Oh yeah I’m back I was Saint Augustine if Lacey Scotia, I was Saint Augustine literally you’re talking to Saint Augustine himself. Yeah Saint Augustine sucked Jack Kennedy‘s cock because they know Augustine thought he was gay because he was molested by a priest.” says Lem Billings.

“ you know I say I love them I can see where you’re angry at me because you were there and Lacey got very hurt. Are you guys sure though that you’re really Saint Augustine and Scotia or are you being fooled?” asks Allyson’s mom.

“ that’s funny you help me figure it out. Yeah I would’ve been friends with your daughter too and I would’ve easily been Lacey‘s boyfriend. Um Diamme I’m a lot like Skippy your mother might’ve watch family ties and might have a very good idea who I actually am I’m tall I’m not Skippy was kind of short. I’m not that short but that’s pretty much sure I am a nutshell. You don’t think Skippy got angry sometimes? I have a feeling he did.

How long have you decided to hate Lacey since you first saw her probably huh? Yeah she was a lot prettier than you and she still is and you proud of yourself and thinking you’re an exceptionally beautiful woman that’s how you married into your family. You saw your husband and he hit on you, but you know Lacey was actually better looking and if I’ve been her boyfriend sweetie, you would’ve realize you should just go kill yourself if that’s all you are. Yeah, your poor innocent daughter brought home a woman who was better looking than you, and you’ve never forgiven her for it because you’re nothing more than a little narcissistic piece of shit and all of your daughters humanity came from her father you’re just a little egg donor who raised her aren’t you? That’s what I know really I mean is that who you are what do you find yourself man do you think I wanna fuck you I don’t wanna fuck you I’d like to kill you guys are straining me from killing a lot of people right now, but no go ahead with your little narcissistic ass. Remind me of Jack but you’re better looking than him go, go go come on come on defend yourself.” says Lem Billings.

“ I thought we were like these people and I thought we could relate to them.” says Allyson’s step-father.

“ oh, maybe not?” says Allyson’s mother in he usual uppity voice.

“ I didn’t realize that Lacey saw through us and thought we were beautiful people and that we were really just making fools of ourselves and yeah I don’t think that you would find me that attractive which is really confusing to me as an American as an American, I am under the impression that if you’re good looking woman every man alive wants to fuck you is that kind of backward??” asks Allyson’s mom.

“ yeah, it is actually it’s one of the reasons people thought I was gay you should get quite so casual around me though I don’t know you see this part of that that’s part of the lie men like me who are straight I don’t really enjoy the company of women in the way that you seem to think we do I’m not a woman and I don’t wanna fuck you just because you’re beautiful yes in great Britain they understand that I don’t know if they understand they’re not in France if they ever dead they don’t understand that as much in Germany or Switzerland anymore either I think they may still somewhat understand that in Eastern Europe Russia, probably yes and no, but England has kept that part of reality Africa yet they’re brutally aware of that I think in Africa sometimes people get French preferential treatment for being good looking and then sometimes is the opposite Africa is very very dangerous area of the world and that way it really depends I mean yeah you might you might you might do well you might strike out it’s it’s complicated Africa sinistra nearly complicated area of the world Egypt Yasin know maybe maybe S Asia yes and no I I would say it’s kind of a French German American delusion potentially to think that if you’re that beautiful everyone in the entire world is going to make love to you I don’t know that Italians are that confused either.” says Lem.

“ i’m not I’m I am not going to defend myself because I don’t wanna dignify the fact that you called me out.” says Allyson’s mom.

“ yeah that’s my mom. She’s not always very loving it’s shit having her as a mother at times and Lacey knew that and yeah I believe Lacey somewhat protected me from that observation because she probably wanted me to feel loved and she didn’t know what to make of the whole thing she really wondered if I was an asshole or my mother was an asshole over your both are assholes, or if maybe it was just a misunderstanding but no, I have a feeling Lacey could tell that my father was so much down to earth even though you’re growing up and some wealth, and then I was sort of like that to my own way, and that’s very hard for my mom to handle to the state possibly I still think she tries to sort of distant me distance me from the reality that my house is really my grandparents house it’s like she acknowledges that but it’s not. It’s not acknowledged maybe as much as it should be. That’s my families house even though it’s her house legally it really is my families house.” says Allyson.

“ are you going to live there though? Do you want the house or do you think you’ll probably sell it?” asks Lem.

“ why the hell are you asking me that!?” asks Allyson.

“ you don’t think that’s a relevant question to reality?” asks Lem.

“ why do I have to think about that right now?” asks Allyson.

“ because you’re an adult not a five-year-old bitch.” says Lem.

“ why do I have to figure that out? What are you figure that out for you?” asks Allyson.

“ You don’t I’m sorry I asked forgive me for asking you a question that I thought would be helpful to you.” says Lem.

“ yeah, I have a house.” says Allyson.

“ why do you think I care?” asks Lem.

“ because I’m better than you and I can’t figure out how I’m better than you right now and I’m getting really confused and it’s bothering me.” says Allyson Elise Leonard.

“ you’re not actually better than her though that was that was a mistake that was an error on your part. I’m sorry.” says Lem.

“ I am insulted!” says Allyson.

“ oh, because you think I thought that you thought that through?” says Lem.

“ OK fine she smarter than me! She’s smarter than me!” says Allyson.

“ that’s not the point! Lacey and I didn’t think that you thought about it yet because you’re so distracted with your boyfriend and your work and your friends.” says Lem.

“ that’s literally what you guys are thinking you’re not just jealous that I am also amazing and stuff?” says Allyson Elise Leonard.

“ oh my god my daughter is a dumb bitch like me.” says Allyson’s mom.

“ that’s really what you’re thinking mom!??” says Allyson in horror.

“ is the mother of the leader of your little posse? Wow that’s sad!” says Lacey.

“ you know you’re not gonna answer that because you don’t have enough respect for Lacey as a entity practically to bother even thinking through the question that she just asked you. No we’re literally just telling you unfortunately that we were trying to be your friend and that we’re kind people. Apparently you’re a worthless piece of crap compared to us is that- Does that really- Is that really the truth?” says Lem.

“ so Lacey is not jealous of me. She’s never been jealous of me and she’s probably always just been umm…happy for me?” says Allyson.

“ Yeah and we just thought that you were busy living your life and that you just hadn’t thought it through. And we were just curious to know what you were going to do because with- You know, we thought you might be a friend. Friends sometimes ask each other questions like that.“ says Lem.

“I don’t understand asking people questions like that.” says Allyson.

“ ha you know part of the reason we ask is because we’re concerned you’re 40 Lacey’s 48 does it never seems to early to her to start planning what person is going to do because your mother isn’t going to live forever she’s not I’m sorry I guess maybe you hadn’t thought that through but no your mother is not going to live to be 200 and neither are you most likely and it just seems like an awfully large house to have you know empty so it’s like with you I suppose you could do an Airbnb him but then just like why would you want to do an Airbnb? That’s your house you know it’s private so I think we were just concerned and curious, it wasn’t really really wasn’t that deep of a question.” says Lem.

“ I think I could sense that there was some sort of class statement and I think I’m better than you and so I was trying to save you to be friends with people who hate you and would like to be my friend and not yours.” admits Allyson.

“ ha OK hold on hold on I have to re-calculate in my head I was not expecting you to be quite like that. Well excuse me, then I had to get Kobe honest. I don’t think you’re gonna be able to take care of the house I don’t think you’ll ever have enough money to be able to take care of it. You’ll probably just have to sell it on your paltry little salary and your husband spot 70,000 a year at most I don’t think you’ll ever be able to afford that house. It’s a very large house it’s going to be getting very old you’re gonna end up sinking entire savings into the house trying to preserve it when you’re clearly too stupid to know how to do it, so have fun being poor when you’re old you dumb.” says Lem Billings to Allyson Elise Leonard.

“ allyson no one gives a shit that you took a trip to France when you were 10 and bought postcards. OK sweetie? it’s really not that big of a deal.

just because you have big teeth and thick unruly ugly hair ‘like a French girl’ and a really long, hideous, god-awful looking face doesn’t make you French. I’m sorry you’re dumb enough to think that. I’m sure being autistic, which is what you kind of are in a way, (not me) you think that you’re a nice person sometimes when you’re not. I’m sorry I ever met you.” says Lacey. “You see…you’re too confused to understand how evil your thoughts are apparently. I should have never trusted that you were worth a damn as a friend.”

“Was I your only friend left from Messiah?” asks Allyson.

“Do you speak English?” asks Lacey.

“Yeah.” says Allyson.

“Then when were we ever friends?” asks Lacey.

“I shouldn’t have taken you home with me.” says Allyson.

“No. I’d have…had to face that my mother didn’t give a shit about me much sooner. And that would have been good for me.” says Lacey.

“Where would you have gone?” asks Dr. Lauermann.

“Nowhere. I would have starved. But that’s life! Right?” says Lacey.

“Your mother would have let you be entirely alone every holiday?” asks Allyson Elise Leonard.

“Yes! She doesn’t give a fuck about me in that way.” says Lacey.

“Crap. What would you have eaten?” asks Bill Rhea.

“Yeah. …I’d probably have taken crackers from Lotti or something.” says Lacey.

“Nobody else asked you to come home with them ever?” asks a woman from Messiah College.

“Oh God no! Get a fucking clue!” says Lacey, possibly in an attempt to be loving.

Nocturne For Piano No. 15 In F Minor by Chopin plays.

“Wow that’s depressing! Did that almost happen?” asks Messiah College.

“Yeah I did. I wasn’t sure what I was going to do once and I thought to myself, ‘What the fuck!? If there’s nowhere to go I’m just going to have to get crackers or some shit like that and sit in my room all week.’ Or it was all weekend? I don’t remember. It was maybe once or twice at like Easter and Thanksgiving, possibly once over- It was fall break or spring break or something.” says Lacey Banks.

“Umm…so what would that have made you do?” asks Dr. Lauermann.

“I doubt that I would’ve actually have starved to death. I probably would have been extraordinarily hungry, but I would just drink water from the fountain in the hallway and eat crackers. Maybe cried a little. You know? Because I had nowhere to go and no one gave a shit about me in reality. And then you know maybe possibly tried taking a shower. Possibly not. Because you weren’t really supposed to be there. They close the dorms. But no one- I mean who is gonna catch me? So I might’ve just stayed in my room and locked the door, and I don’t know…watched stuff very quietly or something probably. Ate crackers. Drank water and realized that no one alive gave a shit about me almost at all-“ says Laceyz

“She’s right. And you can’t say the US troops give a fuck about us.

It doesn’t work like that.

We’re not that stupid.

Good luck.

I killed myself for a reason…and I’m in the same family she is.” says Matthew Nesheim.

Lacey laughs. “He’s right. They’re cold as ice. They’re are cold as fuck, you guys. …They leave you alone, honestly they do. They really do! No, they’re very good at that and they raise you to be very proper and elite. They’re old money American aristocracy to some degree. But no they don’t- Umm…they’re not that warm, cozy-cozy- Cozy in a wonderful human way. No no, there’s not a hell of a lot of that in any real way.” says Lacey.

“Wow.” says Allyson.

“Yah!” says Lacey.

“No…she’s she’s a lot like me except I’m not illegitimate and I couldn’t take it so I just ended up dead.” says Matthew Nesheim.

“So I suppose if there’s reincarnation, so much for so much for that life ha. Is-is there any part of it that you’re hanging onto Matthew?” asks England.

“There might not be reincarnations that might just be a way of trying to understand something that’s extraordinarily complicated scientifically. that being said are are there things I hang onto yes like this I am it’s very much a part of our family that Lacey and I can sit here and talk and have a weird sort of camaraderie about the fact that our family is psychotically, worthless shit, and that way, no they really are. It’s like psychotic worthless shit they’re psychotically worthless and I have a right to say that I killed myself but I mean, even if illuminati tortured me I shouldn’t really have been that vulnerable to it they’re there they’re really they really are their psychotically, worthless shit when it comes to that, there’s a piece but really if you don’t know what wait what to say about it like you either understand or you don’t I have a feeling you do so no I mean it I love the camaraderie that I have with Lacey I can you know joke about the fact that we have such a hideous, family, worthless family that was hideous. It’s worthless such a worthless family and that way, and yet at the same time I don’t wanna say that we love each other but I think some of us have at least some sense of humor about what’s wrong with us if even the people who are psychopaths, there are some may be sophisticated enough intellectually that when they’re dead, they may find this actually quite funny like legitimately somewhat humorous just because it’s it’s so screwed up. There are so many families I could’ve hosted her there’s a lot of wealth in her family there’s a lot of people who she could’ve visited. It’s not like people couldn’t have bought her a plane ticket for what $200 and had her come out really there was a lot of money in the family there still is but they get this idea in their head where if they help her or somehow she’s going to steal all of their money and they’ll be destitute. That’s the way they see it they claim really they just don’t want to give a shit it’s it’s psychotic and worthless and it’s confounding to try to figure out what loopholes they go through their head and she wasn’t the only person experiencing it. I am dead I committed suicide they’re all like that at to be honest, I think there’s sort of a tendency to hate people or sensitive and good looking I’m good looking I’m hot I mean to be honest I was really hot and I’m masculine and I’m very sensitive and that was not a positive thing and then I shine family so yeah if if you’re Lynn Lynn is Linn is Liz glamorous my sister is glamorous that’s acceptable that’s celebrated but you’re not supposed to really be like arousing I am arousing Lacey‘s arousing we just are which is very attractive people you’re not supposed to do that you’re supposed to just be glamorous almost in a sort of a sexual but sexual sort of way him and if you mess up and there’s hell to pay and it starts driving you insane.” says Matthew.

“ do you think but what it would help it is it is it a bear? Is it an American problem?” asks England.

“ yeah and the thing is Lacey and I we wouldn’t necessarily have been as hot in Norway and people weren’t having or married who were maybe that attractive in Norway or ended up in the family so in that sense it’s sort of an American situation like evolution, wise, and then how would people have reacted in Norway probably a lot more coldly and they would’ve sort of hinted at the fact that maybe there’s some shame or something associated with being that good looking it’s like if you’re that good looking are you going to be loose or you going to sleep around a lot and so it’s like they don’t come out and say that in America but in Norway they might have they might’ve looked at you and said are you do you know you’re looking really attractive these days are you? Are you flirting with everyone or or what I would’ve been asking very cold accusatory way.” says Matthew.

“ what would you how would you respond to that?” asks Allyson’s mother.

“ I would’ve been hurt and so would Lacey we both were very hurt by her family. Jeanette accused her of being a slut and people might’ve sort of looked at me a little suspiciously at times especially when I came back from my rock um, the conquering hero believe it or not no there was a subculture of that in our family there still is, I think if people were more honest about it, we would just have been hurt and I am at the end and we we probably would’ve realized that you know I guess we were good looking or something and we should probably be I don’t know careful or something and I don’t know that we would’ve probably been worse off. I think we might’ve actually been better off. We would’ve been very hurt let me that’s very hurtful. It’s very hurtful we’re handling it, but it’s far more functional because then Lacey and I both realize that we’re good looking like an unusually attractive and it makes sense to us that that people stare at us sometimes or weird around us and we just think oh that’s what’s going on you think I’m good looking do you think I’m good looking and it’s it’s it would be a would’ve been very open and very eye-opening very eye-opening and if we would’ve suddenly had an Epiphany probably and started seeing things far more clearly for what they really were but that’s just not how people are in the United States so yes, I think it might be an American Problem.” says Matthew Nesheim.

“ oh, I’m curious about Tessa Tessa think she’s ugly we’ve read her is she really that ugly?” asks England.

“ she’s my aunt I was raised to think she was ugly or very weird. Lacey sees her differently. Lacey would say that no Tess is not ugly at all. She just doesn’t do much with her beauty and that’s actually unfortunately true Tessa has a large nose that’s possibly the only thing that’s ever really genuinely been wrong with her, her entire life, but she became extraordinarily focused on that and decided to make her entire body and face look hideous at times never wearing any make up wearing clothes that were too big for her because I think she felt ugly or if she genuinely decided that she was based on her notes.” says Matthew Nesheim.

“ does Tessa look something like me in reality?” asks Gwenyth Paltrow.

“ yes she is she could’ve possibly been a model. She’s tall she had thick platinum blonde hair, Crystal blue eyes. She’s very athletic. She could look incredibly glamorous, but she just never did anything with it.” says Matthew.

“ does she have angular features kind of like Lacey‘s mom?” asks Allyson’s mom.

“ yes she does. Lacey has cute round features like her mom and her dad. Those English Dutch features maybe a little Norwegian but mostly probably just English and Dutch know Lacey‘s parents are very sharp very angler kind of like Zelda slightly but Tessa isn’t just angular like Becca likes Zelda Fitzgerald it’s more, it’s more angular like like a Swede like a very when I say model I don’t mean woman like Lacey I mean a woman who is more a woman who is more oh wow I can’t think of a model off the top of my head I don’t know the mini models but I know I’ve seen them a typical actual like runway model that you would see you know somewhere in New York City today possibly starting in maybe the 70s or 80s even go to some people I was it definitely by the 90s but now they have a look and Tessa has that look. It’s a it’s a unique look, it’s frankly very aristocratic looking, but she just never has done much with it which is kind of sad actually on aesthetic level but that’s just the reality of it.” says Lem.

“ did that piss Lacey off?” asks Allyson.

“ I don’t know that she was quite that that she was mean about it but yes, it did actually make her angry.” says Lem.

“ speaking of which what would you have done if you’re if you just been left alone, eating crackers and drinking water and a cold dorm room.” asks Dr. Lauermann.

“ well, I would’ve been try not to freeze I don’t think it would’ve gotten quite that cold Bing for Minnesota. I probably would’ve been fine but I would’ve been very hungry. Probably drink a lot of water in him. Well, I probably would’ve thought about suicide him know I would’ve very strongly calculated suicide about the second or third day I would’ve thought I wonder if I should just kill myself in the near future?” starts Lacey.

“Oh I can’t stand it anymore. You people are fucking idiotic. No shit! She would’ve thought of killing herself! Saoirse and I had the same exact experience. Your privilege stinks to high heaven, sweetheart.” says David Anthony Kennedy (formerly?).

“ no this is this is just- I mean this is totally accurate. I went through a very similar psychological experience. My family is far colder than people think.” says Saoirse.

“ I am so they know I would’ve contemplated suicide and then I would’ve thought well I think I’m probably going to be alone a lot in life because it isn’t working define love so I’m probably gonna end up being very alone very often without really anyone giving absolute shit about me. So if I am going to end up being my own company most of the time if not all the time, then I probably need to start doing some thing that’s more fun because I was really going into political science with the idea of being helpful to people in our trying to be helpful to society and try to be helpful to people but I would’ve thought you know do I have it in me to do that? Do I have it in me to really give that much to people can I afford it essentially emotionally.

And I have a feeling it would’ve spent I don’t know a day or two analyzing it and I would’ve realized I don’t think I don’t think I don’t think I don’t think I am asking God as I’m analyzing this I don’t think I should probably stay in political science I probably would’ve decided to be in our history major and just spend the rest of my life analyzing art Really I would’ve just thought I don’t know if I’ll ever get married so I might as well get skinny and look glamorous and spend most of my time just staring at paintings. Literally I really get an incredible amount of pleasure and I can understand how no one else does just staring at art Yeah it’s incredibly depressing sweetie but that’s reality. It’s not good it’s complete fucking shit but that’s reality not everyone gets to have a happy life. Some people are incredibly good looking like me from aristocratic family with everything going for them, including their character and no one gives a shit about them. That’s just reality, but as depressing and hellish as it is, there’s art and at least you’re still allowing us to do that at least people are still allowed to enjoy art or maybe they’re able to enjoy art and that’s the best that’s available you know, Jack Kennedy decided to ruin my life I came from a crap family. I’m an orphan. I loved that he was gay, who decided to suck Jack’s cock And then if there’s reincarnation I was born when I wasn’t supposed to be there isn’t a hell of a lot I can do about that, so what am I stuck doing living this life and if there’s reincarnation, it was a mistake and me talking about it, this openly would be God’s way in my Knute part of dealing with that issue.

Maybe we haven’t talked about that have a oh of course not because that’s just too damn racist against the Irish. It’s not sad because it really is that mean really if there’s reincarnations they fucked up they royally fucked up. It’s not funny. I wasn’t trying to say that, but that works. They were royally fucked up. They royally fucked up in United States and hotshot Fitzgerald‘s, which could really just be a crap family from some dip shit hole in the ground, and Ireland pretended to be a lead, and the Kennedys fucked each other and made a bunch of bitch kids And then let them unfortunately got involved and the actual British aristocracy got sucked into some sort of shit hole and attempt to do the right thing by Africa and let me tell you something if I’m Scotia if I reincarnated I’m surprised but I’m not that surprised.

Hey, so it’s like well I am stuck in a shit hole for about what I don’t know 6070 years but at least I come from some wealth him and I’m the better or worse kind of stuck in a shit hole and if I’m Scotia, I am sure I have been stuck in shit holes before physically Scavenging around probably killing animals cooking them over an open fire fighting some way to make them tasty and you know you just can you just sort of accommodate the situation as best as you can and so no I would’ve thought I’m stuck here for 70 years, I’ll just do art about that I’ll just do art. How about that? Does that work there? Just do art to study art And go to stoves they spend a lot of time on those paintings. Someone should just try to enjoy them I can’t I just try to enjoy their work?” says Lacey.

“ well, you know what though in this this route, you get to interact with Lem seemingly who’s a ghost and that’s obviously gods doing but what would’ve happened if if Allyson hadn’t brought you home?” asks Dr. Lauermann.

“ I have a very strong suspicion that I would’ve ended up dead maybe of some sort of lung disease or I would’ve developed something wrong with me in some other way that would’ve killed me. I suspect I would’ve been dead by 50 so I would have about 10 years left and then I’d be dead and I would’ve probably never married and had kids, so I probably would be dead in about 10 years.” says Lacey.

“ oh God help us you’re right because you’re basically just an old one anyway and I’m psychotic to not just get that I have a very strong sense that I really am backward and not getting that shit OK so really if if you’re illegitimate you really genuinely think that differently they really like tell me they really do you guys really were that different fuck so you really don’t get what we’re doing like when it comes to mating!?” asks Dr. Lauermann.

“ if I had been raised by a family that loves me if I’ve been raised by my mom, Marji, or if I had been raised by really an adult that wasn’t, you know pedophilic who loved me, and I would’ve probably been better sort of excepted into that part of existence and it’s possible that parts of my body would’ve adjusted in childhood in such a way that I would’ve developed into more of a millennial and I would be the same person. I’m not you know I’m developed in my brain. My brain hasn’t ceased to develop. It’s not like I’m backward in someway it’s more that my soul my spirit had to lean in on the jeans from my dad entirely almost so it’s like, I’m existing based on being brought into this world by Margie. I am me I’m 40 but I’m not. I wasn’t ever allowed in and so I never really like I’m a human I was allowed it but in a weird way it was almost as a ghost, and so I was like I am here I get respects, and I have this bizarrely a Normas amount of authority, I could take it very seriously at times. It amazes me even though I know I’m smart I think why are people taking me that seriously I’m not even sure if that’s appropriate like it. It is appropriate. I’m not stupid but it’s almost like they’re putting the cart before the horse end so and then they may be missed that there’s a cart at times and I’m really not stupid so then it’s like no you know you’re talking to someone who is very old who is still very young but if I had been raised by people who loved me know, I would’ve somehow I highly suspect developed as not amazing my brain would have no one, how to live and be loved by people who are alive today not just people who are alive in our 50 years ago.” says Lacey.

“ are you going to be honest with you Robin? The sad truth is she had all these cards docked against her because of Jack off he will really have to stop playing the Kennedys off the hook. He sacrificed me Robert he really dead. There really isn’t illuminati if there isn’t one thing it’s a brilliant block isn’t it, if there is one, then he really did sacrifice me. I really did have a conversation with him in my fathers house potentially when I was 13 with him billing sitting on the sofa, and he really did grab him his hat did it really did scandalize me because I was a young boy and away and my father really did completely freak out and yell at him. He will need to stop being so obnoxious with that we’re not making this shit up.

So Jack sacrificed me. I ended up dead if I hadn’t died even though Lacey was doomed and had no business coming back if I was there, I would’ve thought ha funny seeing you here falling in love I’ve been quite happy but I was sacrificed and so I’m getting sick of this conversation because your people are be loving to her at all. I mean Robin you’re trying someone and I respect the fact that you have any inkling to try at all, but that’s not really a noble Lisa bleach on your part it’s more just pathetic that no one else has tried.” says Michael Rockefeller.

“ she thinks I’m a joke doesn’t she?” asks Dr. Lauermann.

“ oh, no, she thinks you are what you are a extremely diligent, ambitious, hard-working woman who is a little foolish. You tend to feel very sorry for yourself, and miss other people suffering. You think way too highly of yourself and you don’t give a lot of people credit that they deserve. And I don’t think you understood her half as well as you thought you did you were helpful but you were also a huge problem and that’s just a reality of it. You made an ass of her and that was your that was your fault. And you didn’t wanna accept responsibility for that because you feel incredibly sorry for yourself like a little fool that you are so damn ambitious.

You work very hard you did your job but I don’t think you realize other people might be working hard to run and have colds and in-laws. You’ve been on and on and on talking about yourself with your students like some sort of idiotic bitch you use them like your free counseling service, which was wildly inappropriate. I am you really did you fucked up with Lacey big-time but you also did a very good job and other ways because you are a very diligent hard-working person and you’re not stupid you’re intellectually very gifted you’re intellectually very gifted you’re very hard-working, but you don’t understand what’s going on around you at times and you tend to feel very sorry for yourself.

You are a hard-working, but it’s I am not everyone else’s problem that you chose to be so ambitious. You getting cold the summer mild in your 30s having to use spermicide, condoms, and birth control with your husband what you advertise to your students it was somewhat appropriate to was really none of their business or their problem so you you don’t have the time to have kids you were exhausted and yours had a cold, but at the same time you were that sick and you ate a lot of sugar and you probably eat other crap food at times and you were very hard-working, so what were you expecting to happen? You were running yourself down but you’re incredibly successful and ambitious so I have absolutely no idea what you were expecting from the situation for yourself and Lacey found that a bit silly, and funny and endearing enough in a way that you are always so flummoxed by that.

It’s like what is this? What is this woman expect? She’s eating a whole bag. Full of gummy worms in about five minutes working constantly on a laptop. That’s probably filled with germs. And it’s winter. She’s probably going to get sick but continue to act like it was the end of the world And it never really made sense start cause she was a think. Why is Robin so a flummoxed by this it’s just it was very bizarre to her and it was right. It was very funny.

So what does she think of you? She thinks you are a bit of a buffoon at times that you’re very hard-working you’re very accomplished that you maybe take Messiah a little too seriously and that if you really been as worldly as you pretend to be, you probably would’ve jumped ship and worked at a far more prestigious school, but you chose to stay at Messiah which is not necessarily not to your credit but at the same time aside is not that great and I am sorry what do you want me to say it’s not so you are very accomplished but I think you take yourself a little too seriously and so does she You’re very accomplished to take yourself too seriously you’re a bit of a fool and a bit of a bassoon and you’re very condescending and yet you’re not condescending condescending enough to people who are probably genuinely beneath you so people like Lacey it seems like it goes over your head That you’re talking to someone who maybe needed a little redirection and the art history department and you could’ve been some sort of help to her with her you know minor or something but with other people who are really annoying people you were when you went out of your way to be kind, and Humble and vulnerable and candid in a way that you weren’t with Lacey and I think I think that’s annoying to her and she has a right to find that annoying and be hurt by you. You betrayed her and she knows that she respects you and of course she’s very in in many ways. And of course she’s very thankful for everything that you’ve done for your students. She’s very thankful everything that you did for her, but I think she thinks you’re a little ridiculous and that she doesn’t really have any reason to trust you.” says Michael Rockefeller.

“ I would agree you are an absolute bitch to her. Potentially Robin be really were you were to face bitch for potentially, I mean, we don’t know exactly what’s going on in your heart or everything you ever uttered but we can ascertain you were weird.” says Tucker Carlson.

“and we were really conceded with Lacey and arrogant and condescending that is not untrue.” says the Messiah College Politics Department.

“ I think what irritates Lacey and I is that you know the truth is what she was dealing with is very complicated psychologically why didn’t we just tell her to switch her major there was some thing sick and twisted about that.” says Dr. Eshleman.

“ you didn’t because we didn’t like you we were involved in every fucking constant second my whole family was completely obsessive about Lacey being in your department we were in every conversation you were in every room we saw her getting into politics as us getting into politics, and we took it extraordinarily seriously.” says Joe Kennedy Junior on behalf of the Kennedy family.

“ so that’s why saoirse ended up dead when Lacey was attacked by the illuminati if it exists.” says Dr. Lauermann.

“ yeah, that would be exactly why Robin yeah very true!” says Tucker Carlson.

“ I know is it weird that she was into politics or not?” says Dr. Lauermann.

“ if it was, it was very weird. It wasn’t in a way because Lacey is brilliant and she has an innate understanding of politics. She is Melissa Robin. Sincerely, this is where you need to brush up on history if Lacey is reincarnated if there’s a ring carnation at all she she Scotia she’s literally Scotia and no she’s not a lesbian sweetie just because woman is the daughter of an Egyptian prince and decides to wander off does not mean that she’s a lesbian believe it or not that’s sort of backward to assume that people have altered a lot over time. Things have changed a lot my word.

So that’s obviously part of the reason why I wondered why Putin was going back to the ninth century because ninth century people changed a lot since the ninth century. That being sad it may still be relevant. It may still be relevant because it’s still one group of people they’re Russian. They aren’t American. They’ve been in the same land that entire time and so in that sense it’s very eye-opening when it comes to evolution.

That being said, that’s obviously part of the reason why America is such a convoluted idea I didn’t jack in his in a nation of immigrants bullshit. I don’t know that he really understood what he was saying was that title did he even made the title himself?

But no, Lacey had no business being in politics. It’s really that you need to understand it’s not that she’s not capable she is very gifted. She’s incredibly intelligent, but honestly, I think she wasn’t able to be honest with herself about why she couldn’t do the work I think she still struggles And part of it was because she had no one to talk to who really loved her so we’re most people could say such and such bothers me. She had no one like that to talk to Chad. No one to talk to you and you were go on and on and on sweetie about everything she had no one to talk to you like that at all and she still doesn’t.

And so the thing is I a she knows that lame. Let’s see in her subconscious it’s like she knows that he wants to hear but there’s nothing to suggest that so she doesn’t do it and there’s no one alive who gives a shit enough to ask her those sort of questions Mark and her are very close, but they don’t have that kind of friendship.

Him did she marry a man named Mark because of you yes she did. I am, but it probably isn’t what you think. If it’s Robin, just stop, we can sense your spirit just shut up for a second and listen okay? Her husband is named Mark Lacey is extraordinarily, intelligent and very analytical. But there was a Mark who had a crush on her when she was in high school and she had some experience with men named Mark. So when she was dating him, she thought out his name was Mark that could be very fortuitous because that tends to be a very good name for my sort of person people who tend to be I don’t even know what the word would be I don’t even know what I have entirely, but some thing about me was similar to Dr. Laura man in some shape or form. I might not be as smart as her or maybe I am I am, but there’s some similarities I suspect so based on that an experience I had in high school this could be good. This one might work.” says Tucker Carlson.

“ and I suppose there was an enormous amount of psychological analysis of the name Mark it’s Hebrew origins everything she knew about Mark of the Bible, his personality, and the origin of the name Mark versus Marcus probably some numerology in a Christian way, or some sort of understanding of what that would be as a Christian so she put it as a Normas amount of thought into the name itself?” asks Dr. Lauermann.

“ yes but Wayfield understands why you think that’s so devastating the awful that’s actually brilliant. Why is that so awful?” asks Tucker Carlson.

“ you’ve slept with her haven’t you?” asks Robin.

“ yeah, we had a relationship for maybe four or five months and no her daughters not mine, but we had a relationship.” says Tucker Carlson.

“ could she have married someone like you?“ asks Robin.

“ yeah very easily very easily. If I had known her when I was young, I’m exactly the sort of person that she probably should’ve married and some degree. She did her husband‘s extremely intelligent he just doesn’t have his own television show. I might be a little smarter than him, but maybe not by that much.” says Tucker Carlson.

“ so when she was thinking Mark, she thought I could make a lot of mistakes, but Mende Mark can be husbands?” asks Robin.

“ yes, something like that something about the name Mark seemed like husband material, I think. Yeah.” says Tucker Carlson.

“ do they have? What is their marriage like?” asks Robin.

“ do they sleep together? No they haven’t probably had sex and yours but they agree to that that’s part of their marriage they I don’t sleep with her but when I was they maybe did occasionally I’m a very complicated person myself extremely complicated that was actually part of the reason she found me so fascinating but no they know I’m in there that they understand each other well enough to know that that’s not respectful to each other and so they kind of give each other space and that way if he really wanted to he could probably date somebody but he is smart enough to know not to because he knows that most women couldn’t handle it and most women were take it vantage of it and assume that it was an affair when it’s not and it just won’t be good for his kids he’s a very smart man and so he just doesn’t bother with that and I respect him for that and an incredible amount.

Him he’s also very strong Christian, and I think he has become far more intuitive being married to Lacey and I think he thinks that there’s someone waiting for him on the other side, and in some very small recess in his mind, he may even already be being faithful to her, just avoiding trouble, anticipating that she’s going to respect that And he’s right.

I mean, the men slept with like 30 people practically 30 women and he him and he he I mean he said with Lacey if he really wanted to he still could but I just I think he thinks it’s just a bad form that’s just not respectful.

He he really isn’t a safe person in a sense in a safe person. A is a questionable thing and then we have to think well no, maybe he’s actually incredibly safe.. so no, they don’t sleep together she does she sleeps with them I mean that’s who she sleeps with. She sleeps with one that really it if there’s ghosts that’s that as her sexual partner that is her sole only sexual partner is Linn Billings and maybe she slept with Michael in the last year but that’s it that is very complicated, but really the only person she’s sleeping with with any sort of regularity Haslem the only person.

And the third marriage is a very close one they can fight in each other this portage other, but there’s not the sort of intimacy that a lot of marriages have had the very least, and may still have their married in a very elite old sort of way, but they’re not they’re not married in a sense that a lot of people nowadays are married.“ says Tucker Carlson.

“ so then how do we feel about Lacey?” asks Messiah.

“ I think that you people have some fun feelings for me but I think for the most part do you think I’m a despicable person and I think you hate me and you wish I had gone to your school.” says Lacey.

“ oh, how do you feel about Egyptian’s?” Dodi Al Fayed asks Messiah.

“ I have a very strong suspicion they don’t like a Gyptian’s no matter how wealthy in elite they actually are.” says The Economist.

“ why do they have to be like that?” asks Dodi Al Fayed.

“ we really are extraordinarily late the British are our superiors, but Lacey was also British in her last life and she is British now with the Egyptian‘s really are quite elite so be careful with your snot very that being said he’s asking very pertinent question him do they like extraordinary rich Jews either?” asks Mohammed Al Fayed.

Harold Loeb laughs.

“ I don’t think they would like Palestinians if they were at the school if the Palestinians were too elite.” says a Palestinian.

“ why do you? Why why why do you what what do you hate about the Middle East?” asks Mohammed Al Fayed.

“ what if a very wealthy English person was at your school?” asks Tucker Carlson.

“ oh crap, we would stop all of those people.” says Messiah.

“ yeah you would you would snap every single person who is elites from everywhere in the country ironically, other than South America, and possibly Asia. Do you know why because you’re assholes who at the end of the day think of Asians and Hispanics as mates and so you think to yourselves these people could be cleaning the shit out of our toilet, but they’re not they’re rich so then that means that they’re OK because if they were white or Middle Eastern or black really almost anything other than Asian or Hispanic somehow they’re ugly and fucking weird total freaks total weird fucking freakish creepy people disgusting vile people but if they’re Hispanic or Asian and they’re rich and they’re not cleaning a toilet hey maybe they’re OK.” says rhe CIA.