“The Norwegians Are Indigenous” by Larry David

Keep Their Heads Ringin’ by Dr. Dre plays.

(*Larry David dances in his seat without irony about The Pseudo Intellectual Father to the music, like he believes a full native to rap music.*)

(Adult content below)

So Lacey went home with Lem and he grabbed her ass and made out with her on the street. And then they went up to his apartment in Manhattan and we put her to sleep. So…*he shrugs* nothing happened.

“Booyakasha!” says Bobby Kennedy Junior, throwing fake gang signs in the air.

Anyway! It’s proof! That’s what I keep saying. It’s proof.

“Hold on. What is?” asks The Pseudo Intellectual Father.

Oh! You’re going to be a father to me now!? *Larry is hurt and suddenly narcissistically without humor and on edge*

The Pseudo Intellectual Father shrugs.

“You think it’s proof that Lem was gay?” asks the King of Norway.

Fuck! I gotta honor that nigger’s title!? *asks Larry David with sincere irritation*

*Black Rock nods*

Why!? I think that’s socioeconomically backward! I do!! *yells Larry David*

“Yeah. So…you’re the pseudo intellectual?” Israel asks Larry David.

No. I’m- *Larry completely falls apart narcissistically*

Silence.

*Larry sits down and cries*

“So! You don’t think what…Lem did in the street was…sexual!?” asks the #MeToo Movement.

No. It’s a flaw.

“A FLAW!?” asks The Pseudo Intellectual Father.

“Listen. Let’s put my sex life aside for a moment.” says Lem.

“I agree!” says The Pseudo Intellectual Father.

“I’m not going to let them take you hostage.” the King of Norway says to The Pseudo Intellectual Father.

“Why…do they want to do that!?” asks The Pseudo Intellectual Father.

“Because…they’re insane and desperate to hold on to their decades long delusions. And you look like Lem. In his previous life. Or the man he manifests as. …So…they want to have with you.” says the King of Norway to The Pseudo Intellectual Father.

Dirty Harry by Gorillaz plays for the ugly, short, awkward fart in the American Illuminati that is Bobby Kennedy Junior’s clique. Larry David is very certain member. He’s Bobby’s “Jewish-sidekick.” Bobby tends to have a Jewish sidekick. No, actually, it’s a pattern with him.

“So I turned him on!?” asks The Pseudo Intellectual Father.

“Lem!?” asks the UK, brightly.

“Yes!” asks The Pseudo Intellectual Father.

“No. You didn’t.” says the King of Norway. “What happened…was…Lacey and Lem were separately aroused as per usual…but…Larry got narcissistically outraged this morning by the fact you still want to fuck Lacey. He doesn’t understand why you’re not ready to kill her for insulting you. …Because she’s so lowly and icky in Larry’s estimation.”

“She finds me attractive. And actually…I find her attractive too.” says The Pseudo Intellectual Father.

“Yeah! I know. …But he doesn’t understand. And neither does Bobby. …They think…’…it’s gotta be fake!’“ says the King of Norway.

“So! The thing is…they don’t understand your personal sexuality.” says the UK to The Pseudo Intellectual Father.

“Does Lacey!?” asks The Pseudo Intellectual Father.

“Possibly in a way. …But if you still want to sleep with her…and that’s what our psychics are reading…then…they can’t cognitively understand you, in America.” says the UK.

“She’s not pedophilic. She’s just…in tune with you. Because you genuinely look like Lem in previous life.” says Australia.

“That’s interesting.” says The Pseudo Intellectual Father.

“Yes! It’s uncanny at times. …So…there’s likely some generic predictions that can be made and Lacey keeps making them. And they can’t stand that. They…just…narcissistically explode.” says the UK.

“Yeah! So I decided that Norwegians must be indigenous.” says Larry David.

“How hard was it to impersonate yourself?” The Pseudo Intellectual Father of Cheryl Hines Kennedy.

“Not that hard. …It was really just…me.” says Cheryl Hines.

“No. Norwegians are…exactly…indigenous.” explains The Pseudo Intellectual Father. He laughs. “You know…I have a similar genetic code to Tsar Putin.”

“We’re in the same section of the store.” says Tsar Putin.

“Are we niche!?” asks The Pseudo Intellectual Father, laughing.

“Yeah. Expensive niche.” says Tsar Putin.

“What’s even real!?” asks The Pseudo Intellectual Father.

“Oh come on! You know it’s…magic.” says Bill Gates to The Pseudo Intellectual Father.

“Okay. True.” he says. He smiles. “But incest and pedophilia just aren’t.”

“Yes! See…it’s not the wonder and actual mystery they get ‘hung-up on.’ It’s the power and control issues.” says all of South America to The Pseudo Intellectual Father.

“They can’t handle actual intelligent conversation.” says Tucker Carlson.

“Can you?” asks The Pseudo Intellectual Father.

“Lacey just as one black woman to another or something are you getting annoyed!?” asks NeNe Leakes.

“Yes.” says Lacey.

Crazy by Gnarls Barkley plays.

“No. I don’t think we’re necessarily crazy.” says Lacey to NeNe Leakes.

“No. Egypt was in control.” says a living black woman to Lacey.

“That looks almost exactly like Lacey! So…she either IS that woman…or she’s like me..looking like Lem!” says The Pseudo Intellectual Father laughing. He is so overwrought with laughing his has to spiritually excuse himself.

“Our daughter looks like your daughter. It’s…uncanny.” says Lem to The Pseudo Intellectual Father.

“Well. One of them.” says Lacey.

“How much!?” asks The Pseudo Intellectual Father’s daughter.

“I cannot stand it! Lacey and Lem need to be treated as Europeans in this conversation with dignity and respect…or they need to come back to Europe!” yells a gay living German.

The Pseudo Intellectual Father nods. Smiles.

“When we try that…Joe Kennedy Junior gets angry.” says Larry David, sincerely, to explain. He’s seemingly calmed himself down.

“Are you really a pervert!? Or just that naive!?” asks Bethany Nesheim of The Pseudo Intellectual Father.

“To be honest. That’s a brilliant question.” says the CIA.

“It’s really that hard to tell either way!?” asks The Pseudo Intellectual Father.

“YES!!! Don’t fake that shit with us.” says the CIA.

The Pseudo Intellectual Father looks hurt and confused and offended.

“So! Why!? Why are you giving us that reaction!?” asks the CIA.

“I’m an idiot.” says The Pseudo Intelligence Father. “But on that note…how creepy is to other people that I’m so much like Lem!? …I can understand it. However you’re talking to me…in my head…I can sense I get it. …But…to be honest…I can barely stand it.”

“Why!?” asks Bethany. “My nose is shit. I knew I couldn’t win Miss America with my nose. And a few other ugly traits. So I dropped out and made it look legitimate. Because it felt…unfair. To the other contestants.”

“That was a bizarre moment to admit that!” says The Pseudo Intellectual Father.

“Yeah. That’s what they do.” says Lacey. “They dig and dig and dig. And it’s obviously for reasons of power and control. But…it’s…incredibly abrasive.”

“I agree!” says The Pseudo Intellectual Father.

His daughter nods her head and cries.

And Aasne Nesheim comforts her and they walk off together in their spirits.

“I cannot stand these people!!” screams The Pseudo Intellectual Father about the Illuminati.

“I knew you’d have that reaction.” says the King of Norway.

“I suppose we have to be a part of it!?” asks The Pseudo Intellectual Father.

“Lacey is a Banks. But…her mother is more like us.” says The Pseudo Intellectual Father’s daughter to her father.

“The Nesheims are superior? Oh. Okay. …Interesting.

Listen…I’m only mildly surprised by that.

But…Margy is…like us?” asks The Pseudo Intellectual Father.

“Yes!” says The Pseudo Intellectual Father’s daughter.

“Yeah. I still find my likeness to Lem creepy.” says The Pseudo Intellectual Father. “I’m sorry. We can’t keep them.” He laughs. “But…I’ll find a good mom someday. You’ll have a great mom someday, regardless.”

“They’re cold.” says The Pseudo Intellectual Father’s daughter about the Nesheims.

“Yeah! Margy probably isn’t!” says The Pseudo Intellectual Father.

“Why!?!” screams The Pseudo Intellectual Father’s daughter.

“Because…I thought I was gay.

Your father is…insane and a pedophile…or baffling to analyze.

And…I’m dead.

And our daughter who looks like you is dead and waiting to be born in Heaven. She’s fine. …She could be alive but she decided to literally take a quick nap and wait for mom. 40 years is like…a half an hour nap. Literally.

And…it’s a mess.

This fallen world is a mess.

Martin Luther would agree.

So…be careful. The Illuminati might be real. And they know you’re smart and your father is…confusing people online.

You’ll have all your tears addressed by God in Heaven.” says Lem to The Pseudo Intellectual Father.

“Shit. I’m just an annoying bully.” says Larry David.

“Hey! Does i’m not mad I just want to say that if I if I’m a pervert, I actually respect the criticism I know that it’s heartfelt and concern for me and my daughter I’m not a total psychopath. I also know there’s plenty of that going around so if it looks like that, she likely has some legitimate concerns about the validity of the entire thing, because why would I want to look like that if that’s not what I am the whole thing is just incredibly concerning to know I take it the right way I know that it’s well-intentioned even if I’m a narcissist, I still know because I’m smart enough and I’m Norwegian so I know that you can’t take it that way that’s not how it’s intended and you have to actually understand how things are intended. You can’t live in this magical fairy land where everything with everyone just says everything you meet all the time and no one ever has an opinion, that’s very backward and peasant like and stupid to think that I don’t think that.

Oh OK Kirby, can you help me out at simply working?

I don’t know who that, but that wasn’t me actually it’s picking up on some thing else there’s something weird about a lot of the logistics of us that bothers me is intellectual I can tell that the Americans don’t understand what I’m saying and they think they’re intellectual and they’re not, which scares me as an intellectual.

Do I can hear it I can hear it in my spirit someone is resisting the intellectual argument that I’m making that you can’t force people to think things and I’m saying that in a rough way because I’m smart, and the way that I have a feeling the person that is interpreting me who’s an adult who is well bred according to that, and an intellectual doesn’t understand.

The world has thought the Americans were dumbasses for a while we’ve made jokes about it and we weren’t just saying that to make you feel embarrassed by how sexy you were I don’t know what asinine logic America’s used in this conversation for eight years, but you people really are peasant buffoons compared to Lacey And possibly large portions of the Nesheim family. I don’t know if there’s a lot of other people in the illuminati who are old money and aristocratical like that anymore, but if there were, they might agree with them, not you.

And if you’re devastated by that that’s extraordinarily concerning to the CIA to meet him six to a lot of different people because you shouldn’t be that fragile and weak and peasant like.

Anyway, as I was saying before I was interrupted, I know she meant it in good faith as another human. If I’m not a pervert, if I’m not a pseudo-intellectual, it’s some thing for me to keep in mind because people don’t understand what I’m doing or they’re going to misunderstand me and I need to be far more careful. Am I trying to learn pedophiles onto my page and make them talk to me so that I can figure out who they are am I working for the Norwegian government as a spy to try to corner people? What if that girl wasn’t even my daughter and I’ve been paid to pretend like they’re my children to catch people.

There are a lot of perverts on then on Instagram and it’s possible that they could hire adult children and a father to keep an eye on people to try to figure out who’s doing what and where. I might be a spy.

Hey, I’m not in the illuminati but if I’m a spy, I am literally a spy which is why it’s so easy for her to talk to me and for you and you should’ve realize that last night it’s easy to talk to me Larry David if I’m a spy because I’m literally a government agent and so when you talk to me, the government agent interpreters in the Norway that has a king can talk to the Larry David who is you and then you can have a conversation does that make sense?

But they’re too backward understand those possibilities you people are absolutely embarrassing but you’re so violent and determined to be elite and superior in America that I have a very strong sense you don’t even care how stupid you sound because you’re too perverted in your ego to hear how backwards you actually are.

The sad truth is, though you people are absolute, worthless shit when it comes to the survival of the fittest you people are the scum of the fucking earth in someways intellectually. I’m sorry to have to say that.

Hey, so I can see where we’re on the brink of nuclear war and it’s due to the sane rational mind of czar Putin were not all dad and possibly Lacey and a lot of other very intelligent people around the world. It’s deplorable. It is absolutely deplorable that I should have to be here holding the flag of Norway in my heart talking to you when your jewelry it makes me wonder if you’re the reason why the holocaust started or spicy spunky little bitch Jews, like you who pissed off a bunch of Germans because you just went fucking stop being repulsive.

You are a reason why Israel is bleeding to death and that’s where you can’t have it both ways you can’t pretend to be this aristocratic superior man to the king of Norway in all actuality what you do and then also pretend like you’re a victim when we want to hold you accountable for the fact that Israel is bleeding to death because if you’re literal your ego. You are a dumb ass.

You have no fucking business backing up Bobby you have supported him for decades Pat I mean what the fuck how do you to even know each other? Are you lovers? Why the hell do you care so fucking much? If you are lovers, I can guarantee you it’s bizarre that you don’t get it not everyone is you, Larry not everyone is you lambs not you Israel’s not you and let me tell you something I know you know that because you stole in the humor of a lot of other people to make jokes to make money you’re a thief. You’re an intellectual jack ass teeth and I expect you to prove your intelligence or a lot of people who read this blog, and in general, I’m gonna wonder if you’re a fraud, and if you were used by a group of Jews, who thought you were clever enough but stupid enough to be ‘Larry David.‘

Larry, are you part of a Jewish conspiracy and you’re useful fucking idiot?

Bobby’s father died for Israel and Bobby thought it was real clever to get Sirhan Sirhan off the hook to make it seem like he was pro Middle East because he’s a liberal but that’s the thing Larry is there a Jewish plot or not are you like Shakespeare and there’s really many authors writing for you and you’re not that smart And may be very few people but you know that literally you might be the only people who know that you’re actually about three different people and they’re all Jews and it’s just one conspiracy and they use Bobby to why would they do that because he sleeps with them because he’s not straight and they keep that secret and why is it a problem now because he’s insane and he literally thinks that love is in love with him he doesn’t get it but love might’ve never been in love with him Bobby I’ll openly admits Larry that nothing sexual ever happen with him and he means it as far as we can tell but the NASA thing Larry that’s all you have to work with sweetie there’s no more lie to work with. It’s all gone so the problem is Larry, we’re catching you if it’s true yeah there’s no more lie left. Larry ran out.

So is this why the Germans hate the Jews because you just seem so fucking clever and stupid and evil.

Yeah, you really fucked up today? No, you’ve been fucking up for a while in this conversation.

I’m hurt I’m hurt is an intellectual that you’re a fraud and that you’re really not that bright who did you snort crack with or cocaine with sweetie that uses you because you don’t see him until actually capable of being the actual Larry David. But I know I’m talking to the real Larry David.

You started this morning out by deciding that you knew more about Lacey‘s fathers cadence a voice than she does and you did it again just now that doesn’t make sense Larry that’s his daughter she’s his daughter but the liberals on you you know what even if you’re not and you’re actually really Larry David and there’s not a Jewish conspiracy the liberals on you Larry to the point where it’s almost like do you even have an intellect or do they just use your mind because it’s like you have no spine you can stand up for yourself at all this conversation and I’m laying it on pretty thick.

Who am I? Yeah, it’s a good question. That’s interesting.

This is why Bobby’s afraid of the CIA sweetie because we have brains and we use them you’re not in the CIA Larry yet right or are you secretly in the CIA? Is that another credential that you have or what little secret plot fuck are you part of?

No, you’ve totally destroyed yourself in this conversation. Your reputation is complete fucking shit about four or five months ago Mark Schiebel, Lacey‘s husband kept watching Seinfeld. He watched the entire series. He enjoyed it and then he watch curb your enthusiasm. They were fans Lacey and her husband were fans of your art that you should have some authority over, but it seems as though you have no ownership of your ours and that you think it’s stupid that you should have to. You know take fans seriously.

Because you keep using that you keep using the argument that she’s an obsessed stupid fan. Just like the Kennedys kept insisting that she was an obsessed stupid fan of theirs. but that actually has no basis in reality almost at all it’s really not a cogent argument, and you should be intellectually capable of seeing that. Yeah, you should be capable of seeing through your narcissism and realizing that you’re not really making any sense.

But you’re so high on your own ego and your own supply and you’re so strangely obtuse to the conversation that it really looks Larry like you’re maybe not all that bright which is why a lot of people are very scared frankly and we’re wondering who you work for what what gutter they pulled you out of an even using you Yeah what conspiracy are you a part of your art is very very particular and you did you dominated the culture in the 90s with the sound of green the 2000s which does make it seem like you could be part of some liberal conspiracy it does make it seem like it’s weird that you made all these references to the Kennedys on Seinfeld because you did you immortalized them on Seinfeld And St Paul was a really good show so who is your actual writer Larry? because you couldn’t write jack shit.

Oh no sincere sincere question who actually writes for you if you do write for yourself did someone help you from the other side? I mean it’s bizarre. It seems like you don’t get it. It’s a step you know what yeah it either you have a ride or Larry you have a literal writer who writes for you and you know that or it’s very peculiar how you write so well When you’re so astoundingly stupid and it’s not astounding with you’re just an average person who is like a postal delivery worker it would make sense or what what else could you be? May be a criminal in prison but then how are you writing? Who is your writer? …Larry you don’t seem that smart.” says Norway and the CIA.

Larry David stands in a room. His hair is all messed up. He’s wearing a sweater with his arms in the air. And Lacey, as an author has her heartbroken because if he’s really just a writer, he doesn’t necessarily deserve this much shit. That being said it’s so so heartbreaking because it makes you wonder if he really is just a fake a fake actor who is not really actually a writer he’s just an actor. Did they literally find some struggling Jewish actor name Larry David paid him a lot of money and then set him up with so boy it could’ve been 20 Jewish intelligent writers who were brilliant and were able in their evil to really write excellent comedy, genius comedy and all they had to do is just get him to go along with it by paying them off and telling him things to say because he was so eccentric. It was very convincing because it was like no one could figure out Larry David’s mind he was just a genius Jew. Right?

So that does make an interesting question. We often wonder if Shakespeare was Shakespeare or if he was one person or was he lots of people?

This is conversations to unbearably stupid at this point it’s obvious that the Jews can be evil. Sometimes it’s very obvious that there could be a conspiracy with Larry David right now. He is literally standing somewhere in Manhattan and a very how does shoveled CIA at a lockdown type situation every one ran out of the room because they realize that he has no clue what’s going on and that he’s probably not just plain dumb Because he can’t seem to find himself we keep trying to contact his spirit and it’s like he can’t fuck you I can’t find himself him and then he says he loves he left his spirit with the Jews. The problem is they are not accountable for that they don’t know who they don’t know where his spirit is they did they don’t they don’t have it so we can’t find his spirit he’s supposed to put it with the Jews but it’s not with the Jews so there could’ve been a Jewish conspiracy, but it seems as though Israel was not involved in this case so we don’t know who was pretending to be Israel, and took Larry spirits, or if there’s some pseudo sort of Israeli terrorist group that stole his spirit is pretending to him to be some sort of Jewish kiss me, but it doesn’t seem as though Israel is actually involved and it seems as though he’s betraying Israel and we can’t figure out if it we can’t figure out if she we can figure out if he’s betraying Israel to support him because he thinks that his spirit and they need to claim that his betrayed them right now out of loyalty for some sub subplots.

Will say this much, whether or not with her ever wrote Seinfeld, he’s a very entertaining person he’s very funny. It’s funny to laugh at him and I am unfortunately for him he may have made a lot of money just letting people laugh at him if you put some kind of conspiracy and he didn’t actually write sound Seinfeld. It seems as though he may have made a lot of money off of just letting his ego go And letting people just assume that she actually was smarter than he was

Because he figured I’m really just kind of an idiot. I know that my mother told me that I used to drive her nuts I know she used to say why are you so fucking stupid or something and so I realized I was kind of stupid because I kind of knew she love me he might say I mean whether she heard it or not a little part of her might’ve loved him as an actual mother, so if he actually is just a brilliant actor in a way, or very shrewd businessman, he realized that if he just kept his mouth shut and let people laugh at him, he actually could be extraordinarily wealthy All he had to do is just be himself, and everyone thought it was hilarious because the joke he said he thought was that the Jews were superior and genius.

So, even though he wasn’t a genius, it was funny because he was so quirky, because he was an awful idiot but then secretly, he was the genius of astronomical proportions. I want to sort of balance out the stupidity, and he thought the Jews were superior enough to make it work, and it did work for a while he’s not wrong, but she was really are that bright as a People they really are that brilliant as a group of people so it worked up until now, so if this is what happened he’s a little sad right now probably because you know it was it’s kind of hurtful it’s it’s hurtful in a personal way to sense but it’s also just as P is kind of gotten used to that, but people just laughing at him But but he also is hurt on behalf of the Jewish people because he thought they were just really thought. He really thought they were that smart.

what seemingly scares the CIA is that I could also just be that Larry really is the writer, but he actually isn’t as bright as I thought he was. And he’s still he still hurt on behalf of the Jews because he still thought he was smarter than he is. Yes, which makes him wonder if Lacey is smarter than him and other people SEIR as well I know he’s just he’s devastated and then it makes the CIA wonder if he’s still part of a conspiracy but they can’t quite figure out who they can’t figure out who he’s actually in Cahoots with because it’s not Israel but he really seems to think that it is and it’s not.

“ listen whether I am a professor or whether I am a pedophile or whether I am a confused person. I didn’t realize how bizarre it would seem to have so many pictures of my children that look kind of be honest to sexual and it’s it’s not that they’re not sexual beings and of themselves but we all know this, but it it’s about the eye of the beholder and we know that my children are sexual. It’s obvious they’re adults and they’re not that bad looking but but but it is the poses are too sexual and then it looks like I am promoting some thing or or that I’m pimping them out or I’m bragging because it’s Instagram and if I’m innocent, I may or may not have realized, what I was doing if I’m a pervert, I knew if potentially if I’m not a pervert it, it’s frightening how unaware I am that my breaking it doesn’t seem like breaking it’s breaking potentially if I’m innocent but it’s not breaking in the way that I intended which scares me if I’m innocent because I think how did I genuinely give that off to people, and it’s sad that we would have to even analyze that.

No I’m I’m devastated all right I’m devastated because I I don’t think you people understand. I might actually respect Simon Johnson Johansson. And whether I read his work or not, I might not have to be honest and frankly, I probably should read it in Norwegian not an English. I’m sure it was translated but no I should read his works because most of them and they’re all in Norwegian and I should I should read them. I have a feeling they’re very eye-opening speaking of which they’re probably great literature Know her great grand uncle wrote probably some great genuinely great literature. He’s one of the great authors of history he really is but no one recognizes him as that because he’s Norwegian. It’s not because he was poor. It’s because he was Norwegian. I don’t even know how poor he was, especially at some point in his life but no, I mean it’s because he’s Norwegian, and that’s very hurtful is Norwegian intellectual I I don’t understand why they don’t take our country seriously and I think Lacey is hurt by that as well. Probably a part of her might be genuinely devastated.

When we’re very nationalistic, we are very probably nationalistic, her family, marches and parades in May and she feels guilty that she’s never gone. She feels guilty that she doesn’t wear a blue nod or the jewelry. I have a feeling she hasn’t left the recipe for sleeve and probably a group Kaka Grill in her kitchen that she should use more often that’s yummy. It’s good with a Coffee and she knows that.

But big but that’s the problem. I am an actual intellectual she mocked me using F Scott Fitzgerald because I think she thought maybe I was in some delusion or I thought I was the author living in tender is the night.

I mean that shit like that should be obvious that she was mocking my use of the word oriental because she wasn’t sure I should use it and she was questioning if I thought I was the let’s see if I thought I was Zelda‘s father essentially or the father in tender is the night who doesn’t have a wife and just magically falls in love with his daughter, which is impossible And that’s part of her critique of my intellect and intellect and why she thought I was possibly pseudo-intellectual because it’s like you know that’s not necessarily with F Scott Fitzgerald intended and even if it is I don’t think he knew what he was talking about. He could be very backward at times.

Genuinely

I mean heavy with notes that with Scott’s misunderstanding of how to tie a tie or some thing it seems as though the British knew that about Scott and made fun of him probably because Scott was middle-class Irish, but in America, his family was very wealthy and so he started to think very highly of himself And then when he came back to Ireland or England, really, they just made fun of him like he was middle class and it probably was very hurtful to him. He might’ve hidden that, but for some reason Hemingway chose to make fun of it possibly to save his ego Scott’s ego, but then also possibly to critique Scott for being so arrogant about some of his notions.

And that’s the thing I I may relate to F Scott Fitzgerald. I’ve sort of hinted that in my block so speak in my Instagram account, so I think we’re Patik is to simply say you think you’re living in tender is the night I think she thinks that’s insane and maybe mildly hilarious and she’s hoping that I have a sense of humor about myself and realize that that’s not who I am.

And then the whole thing is very obtuseness sense very apart a pig because we don’t know each other and there’s all these weird social signals that are going around on Instagram that are an absolute mess to decode and from a hermeneutical perspective it’s intellectually toxic. And if there’s some conspiracy, hopefully CA finds it and if Larry David did write, I hope he has a sense of humor, and if there’s reincarnation can realize that he got shaken down by ancient Egypt, Larry, you are no match for Egypt. Scotia took you out Lacey if there’s reincarnation and Scotia is brilliant as you may have had you were no match for Sdo you have a sense of humor about yourself or not?

Yes Norway head Scotia so if Lacey is illegitimate for some reason Margie must’ve had some feminist ideal and thought I want my daughter to be Scotia which is cool it’s very cool it’s very Norwegian. It’s very Viking. It’s very chill. It’s very cool I’m not sure that you bring Scotia into the world though and then give her to a ‘Norwegian farm family.

I highly suspect that there’s an issue with black America. She’s a Gyptian she’s not black, but I don’t think she necessarily sees them the same way that Europeans do and she’s having this is ancient Egypt you guys she was an actual pharaohs daughter her father was a pharaoh of Egypt, if I’m not mistaken, he was a king of Egypt. He was a pharaoh of Egypt him in come on her father was a pharaoh. Lacey is the daughter of a pharaoh of Egypt, who is recognized as a princess that’s who she actually is if there’s reincarnation.

And I don’t think she has a sense of humor about it. I don’t know if that woman what some people might think stuff like that’s funny I think she could at times but I think in her heart of hearts it’s not funny to her it’s interesting. I mean she couldn’t. She could think it’s funny, but that’s where you have to sort of get a clue if she actually also was a Scottish aristocrat at sometime and one was her husband, which is also the truth if she’s if there’s been incarnation I don’t think she takes the whole elites social class structure as a joke because she knows better she knows that it’s not really a joke it is and it’s not.

I think yesterday was very disrespectful because she was trying to talk about Africa, and it just was totally ignored.

All that to say, I’m complicated. Be careful I don’t mind criticism, but I do not take highly two personal attacks that are not warranted on my character. I think the tax she made was completely warranted and actually quite humorous was a valid concern. I think she tried to make it as sincerely, and also as respectful as possible. This post is part of that, if I’m innocent, if not, I think it’s compassion for me all right.

Oh, but maybe some people don’t deserve compassion or if they’re innocent, it’s harder to figure out how to be nice to them. Or kind however, you prefer to think of decency I mean if I’m innocent I may be autistic or I might be unaware in someway although that seems unlikely, so do you know you you you you make a mess you deal with it and I can’t stop her I don’t really want to. I’m actually more hurt for her because white why don’t you guys get it she really is incredibly alone. I’m in sane possibly or it’s very likely that if I really wanted to I could probably find some woman who is falling love with me. I’m a good looking man enough I don’t think it’s ever been that easy for I don’t think she can find people I mean I’m interested in her I find her attractive. I think she can sense that but there’s something about her that scares me.

How do you have an idiot because I mean I’m older than her I shouldn’t be afraid of her, but I am it and it’s a total turn off. But then you can’t say she’s this huge woman because she’s not she’s very small she’s probably 5 foot six and I think you know she’s very physically arousing. What the hell would I? Why do I have to be so particular she’s incredibly arousing she’s very attractive. Why am I being so persnickety? But the problem is I actually do find her pensive and being egotistical like most men in my generation are I assume there Hass to be something wrong with her.

Oh, I don’t think that there’s anything wrong with her. I think her great grand uncle who may not necessarily be her biological uncle was actually at great great grand uncle was actually probably one of the great authors of history, and I don’t think the king of Norway would’ve given him the award that he did if he wasn’t remarkably gifted at writing, I have a feeling those novels are actually very good, they might be unsettling because they’re so honest and they’re probably painfully on his novels and it’s hard as they’re not Platt. They’re not Pladevall to most people because they’re so brilliant and so aware that it’s hard to read them.

I mean 88 I know this man probably lectured at universities, and was very intellectually well, respected in his time with the Norway, I would be considered his intellectual inferior, and I would be expected to kiss his ass and I would, because One does such things I would be expected to look up to him. But I think as a critique I was, so why do we have to be so honest? Why the hell do we have to be so honest you know it’s your dissecting European immigrants in America, talking about their troubles in this genius way, but that’s where I’m not as late as you, I’m not I’m one of those alcoholics on those poor farms of the people who can’t do better or at least I can understand them better than you can. And I don’t understand him why he don’t get it. They really do read your newspaper because they’re too slow to appreciate a longer written form.

Except this is where I am ignorant I’ve never read his novels. I wonder if he knows that?” says The Pseudo Intellectual Father.

“ I didn’t know that that was part of the premise. Are you an alcoholic?” says Simen Jóhannsson.

“ I might be slightly umm. I know I’ve never read your novels dammit.” says the Pseudo Intellectual Fayher.

“ you’re very pretentious and uppity in a way that’s offensive to me.” says Simen Johnson.

“ oh, what the hell do you write in your novels?” asks The Pseudo Intellectual Father.

“ Are you irritated by the fact that they’re not more popular and makes you think they’re worthless shit because you’re one of those people who thinks that if somethings not popular it’s probably not valid?” says Simen Johnson.

“ I yeah I am slightly like that unfortunately and I am wrong. What do you write?” says The Pseudo Intellectual Fayher.

Laughter.

“ I am why is Lacey altering the word father?” asks z the Pseudo Intellectual Father.

“ because she’s mocking something it’s really possible she might not be my biological creek grand niece and then you can’t handle how superior she is to you is that it? Or because Marji is not inferior Marji was flying model essentially probably a very drunk flying model in the early 1980s she’s a lot older than you isn’t she older than you just be somewhat older than you oh she’s at least 5 to 6 to 10 years older than you her mother.

Set an that’s the problem. What did I write him? It’s hard for me to talk about it because it’s my writing and it’s my perspective and it’s not hers and she doesn’t want to get it wrong. We have very different opinions on certain things she sees poverty in a different way than I do, you might see it in the way that I do which movie and a Amore authentically Norwegian, a predisposition towards viewing poverty. I don’t think that’s her perspective and she doesn’t want to misunderstand me out of respect for me as a person I think I’m quite beloved to her and her father, she has an original first edition of one of my books and she struggles to read it partially because it’s just too heartbreaking and that’s where we differ. It starts out talking about a sunset on the prairie in North Dakota and she’s been there. I mean in a sense she practically grew up there and it’s my imagery is genius, but it’s it’s a bit like Tolstoy or Dostoyevsky it’s dark one might say it’s very depressing and that’s hard for her because to hurt feels utterly hopeless and my perspective feels very hopeless to her and she knows intellectually that it’s not but she can’t quite see it through when you think about the other authors from the Midwest like our Scott Fitzgerald or Sinclair Lewis or Tom Clancy there’s something dark about all of our writing there’s something depressing about all of our writing

Call it it’s it’s very it’s that is not she can handle it with Scott. She can handle that it’s It’s, but this is where you need to let me speak she can handle the darkness to a point. Norway has seasons of darkness doesn’t it that’s part of our culture that’s part of how our consciousness evolved.

Oh, and so we feel a different way about the darkness than she does. It doesn’t mean the same thing to her that it means to us.

I see you know if she was rejected by her Norwegian mother you can only imagine how worse how much more harsh that must be to her than maybe a lot of people. The book is arguably a brilliant. I mean it’s gorgeous prose. The book that I wrote in 1916 or that was translated. I’m sorry into English in 1916 that that book it’s creepy because I was 1916 that’s the year long was born so my novel was translated into English and 1916, which is when he was born he was born in April. The book is about seasons and darkness.

And here’s the problem you’re talking to someone who might be more elite than you, and you’ve got to learn to shut up because you’re pissing me off violets are a flower that she likes to wear. Yardley makes an excellent violet April violet. It’s cheap and Lacey knows better, but it’s just her life is just one insult after another.

It’s not funny to her.

What is she doesn’t have an ego problem. It’s it’s not funny. It’s disgusting.

She’s so superior to you and other people and by the way, Linn was far better looking than you do you need me to say that to you do you need to go to self flagellate and smack your head against the wall? What the fuck do you want from us? Your daughter is a worthless piece of shit, and so are you potentially is what Ireland wants to say to you.

If you read this blog, you narcissistically deflated and reacted to it it was obvious and she was embarrassed for you. You were insulted by the Nesheims being superior why were you so insulted by that? Why are you so insulted by her she can’t figure out why that makes no sense to her or you still feeling up to being intellectual or would you like to go take a piss?

Is taking a piss, a part of traveling? What the fuck is traveling to you you little peasant bitch?

Which is also heart breaking to her. Don’t try to one up Lacey. It’s not funny. It doesn’t make sense and you’re insulting yourself and it’s really heartbreaking to watch.

I am at Lacey’s better than most of you and that’s just a fact she was the daughter of a pharaoh you’re all just like worms compared to her so socioeconomically, and that actually does matter if you want her to make it matter and make you go break your fucking neck on a plow maybe she could make that happen oh dear God.

I have you can you seriously want to get into fight with Mohamed Al-Fayed? That’s what you’re arguing with Lacey when you’re arguing with Lacey you’re arguing with Mohamed Al-Fayed and you’re trying to one up him by buying what JC pennies it’s fucking idiotic.

OK just explain Mohamed Al-Fayed old Herrods she’s higher than Mohamed Al-Fayed. She was a pharaohs daughter and he didn’t own Harrods. He owned Egypt you dumb asses.. her father owned Egypt. He owned Egypt.

That’s what you sound like she really is trying to explain some thing to people that it’s just like you’re too narcissistic to understand and it’s it’s repulsive. You start literally you guys start shaking your asses and your genitals to try to get her to shut up and it doesn’t really make sense I don’t you know I don’t know if you guys are trying to translate to ancient Egypt with your genitalia but that’s not how they communicate and then they’re trying to speak to you in a loving British way because she’s also British aristocrat, and it’s just it’s not. It’s not working.

So no, please stop trying to one up Mohamed Al-Fayed metaphorically speaking one upping Lacey is not it’s just it’s not a thing you don’t want up people like him you you don’t want it you don’t want to get into an argument like that with myself, but with someone like Mohamed Al-Fayed of course it’s a flex for Egypt but also it’s just not something you do. It’s just it’s not. it doesn’t work psychologically it doesn’t work you could put him in his place but you probably don’t wanna compete with him unless if you want to really get into a nasty argument.

And the problem is that the Kennedys have the entire world in a nasty argument with Egypt and they’ve had essentially they’ve had with Dave had the entire world in an argument with Egypt if Lacey’s reincarnated maybe even if she’s not for probably about 70 years?

I am so Lacey is Scotia if there’s reincarnations she’s also British aristocrat and white people don’t like that because then she’s not entirely 100% white. She’s a Gyptian if she’s reincarnated she’s somewhat Egyptian of course that was somewhat before England existed but some British people don’t like that discussion and so they still want to make her inferior And then she gets lost in that because she’s British. She was a British aristocrat until she starts thinking about her self and then she thinks wait a minute. Oh no, that would make some sense if she’s reincarnated and then she sees the Egyptian men like Dodi and she thinks oh no, they’re good looking no no no no that could possibly be true if there’s rain Carnation and then it’s not so scary but that’s an awful lot to put someone through. If there’s reincarnation it is possible that while he was alive, Mohamed Al-Fayed was pretty protective of her if there’s reincarnation just by instinct.

Oh no the perfume is a very painful beautiful topic for Lacey if she’s reincarnated as possible, that Egypt understands in a way that a lot of people don’t. And I like to remind you she’s Scottish if there’s reincarnation she’s also a Scottish aristocrat and no I’m sorry to have to say this, but she had to worship Christ and she does. He is the only true God there are no gods before him and if there’s red carnation, it really is just Christianity. I’m sorry if that’s painful for some people to hear.

And if you think Lacey is the antichrist you’re insane potentially Catholics have been saying this sort of theological argument for hundreds of years she’s just describing baptism by desire it’s not universal universal Unitarianism or New Age that’s your ignorance showing insisting that she’s describing Catholicism it’s truest oldest sense there’s nothing revolutionary. How about what she saying she’s just describing Catholicism to you in a way that scares you because you want to twist reality to be far more anti-Christian than it is.

At least that’s her perspective so it’s like if you’re Egyptian and Christ knows that you’d worship him and you are in your own twisted way in the realm of the dead in god made had a conversation with her and said you were trying to worship me and she’s like yeah I was. I’m sorry and he’s like. Oh no that’s OK. You just didn’t know who I was and she thinks that counts and he goes. Yes of course he does And she thinks I’m so sorry and she meant it very sincerely it’s possible that that’s never left her and she’s always been profoundly impressed by his love because they really Fabi did adamantly worship, the sun, gods and a lot of other entities, and she was stunned and honored by the fact that he understood that really really just didn’t know it was him you know and and all that time and it’s this is it you know one God and all that nonsense God is the only God and figures Christians have thought well then how did the people that are Christian not go to hell in a cruel way. When they’re antagonistic. But then there’s Catholics who have been saying for centuries, and a Piscopo aliens well hold on God‘s not merciless and it’s possible that he would have that kind of conversation with people. He’s very loving he doesn’t want people to go to hell, so if you’re in the realm of the dead, and your Scotia, he might’ve had a conversation and if she’s that much of a sweetheart, he knows that the tender hearted Egyptian princess and she thought oh darn that I don’t know you crud you know what if she even did the same degree but there was a part of her that still didn’t quite understand it And so she thought shoot I was still worshiping a son God, even those worshiping you at the same time I was like yeah yeah yeah OK fine but you actually were just worshiping me. You know that she’s like well yeah but I didn’t know you he says it’s OK. You didn’t know me and she thinks but but but that could be offensive to some people yeah but it’s not offensive to me. I’ve got I made you I get it And then she’s like are you sure and he’s like yes I’m sure. Yes, I’m sure.

So that it’s it’s just like yeah I’m sure I’m sure I’m sure it’s fine and maybe her father had to say it and they had to insist on it. This is the thing if there’s reincarnations how many centuries they have to reassure Hart reassure her that he was sincere it may have taken 10 centuries, at least almost to convince Lacey that she really was saved, and it’s not abstinence on her part it’s genuine tear and sincere worry forgot not as an equal event but just she can’t get it and it’s it’s not it’s not it’s not that she wants to define him and if she does then defined me, she says, defined me and he’s like no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I really love you like your dad loves you I don’t necessarily believe you. She says it’s not that I don’t want to. It’s just that I don’t I don’t know you I’m so sorry.

And he’s like no it’s OK. I am God’s but that but but then you might get angry she says because because you know where I got angry, those guys got angry. Sometimes my dad gets angry sometimes people can get angry.

And because God’s understanding it, he was OK, but it may have literally taken her 07 or 800 years to just understand the concept in a way that really spoke to her heart, and that matters to God because he’s God seemingly that would matter to him. So yeah, it took her like 700 years potentially to just get the concept now because she’s stupid because she’s literally the daughter of a pharaoh of Egypt and she’s thinking this could be bad. I have to protect my people I have to protect my troops I have protect myself I have protect my father. I don’t wanna distance myself from my fathers love it, so it took her possibly about 700 years to just really understand the concept of God and his love for her, and if anything, I think it was embarrassing to her but she doesn’t necessarily have that much of an ego which is why her people may have worshiped her which could’ve also been one of her concerns it’s like what are you gonna do with my people worship me I don’t want to hurt them that was awful that I did that to you. I’m very sorry that I took that glory from you. I didn’t mean to.

I know God understands her desire to have things perfectly worked out because he created her and then she also understands her need to submit to him because this is her personal relationship with Christ and if you don’t understand the concept then how how is the Christianity of America even a real thing I would I would I would love to hear I would love to hear Jonah white Wiley argue with me about how if there’s reincarnation in the Bible and she’s Scotia literally because if there’s ring carnation, she is Scotia Most likely all right if there’s not reincarnation in the Bible, she’s not Scotia. She’s just herself, but her and Scotia might be a lot alike there a frightening, the frighteningly similar potentially that some people, but not necessarily the thing is if she is Scotia or if she’s like Scotia, that’s what you’re dealing with that’s Lacey. Oh wow.

And you keep trying to diminish her it doesn’t work she spent 700 yours because she worried about God‘s feelings. She worried about God like God was a son and she didn’t wanna hurt his feelings in a sense and it wasn’t just that it was that she saw him as a friend you guys she was trying to have a close personal relationship with him because that’s what he wants and she wasn’t resistant to it potentially at all she thought it was glorious, but she couldn’t quite figure out how to get the hang of it and so she spent about 700 years working on her personal relationship with Jesus if there’s reincarnation in the Bible, I know not everyone’s necessarily reincarnated who’s even alive today she literally might be one of the oldest souls alive.

Oh, and that’s why the Irish are very offensive. Lacey is at a point where she’s questioning everything because you were so confused her because she was married to lamb most likely and Michael was supposed to insist that she was married to him. No, he wasn’t Michael or was it Lem? It was Lem.

Oh, and when was Saint Augustine literally Lem’s is Saint Augustine which should explain to you how violent he can be, and if he actually was straight, he may have killed Jack because he Saint Augustine. No lamb is Saint Augustine. Lacey is Scotia and they’re perfect match for each other. They’re madly in love. They were married. They were British aristocrats. That’s all glorious Great Britain was. It could have Scotia and Saint Augustine reincarnated not clearly discuss it in the Bible that’s fine. It was still the Bible it worked. We’re still the word of God. The perfect repair perfectly fine. It was the word of God. It was a Bible easy. Peezy no problem. It was Christianity, and yeah, it was Saint Augustine Scotia, who are married which makes sense they’re both very violent people at times in a way, but they’re also probably both incredible Romantics. She was straight when she was Scotia he was straight when he was in Augustine. Yeah if they met on the battlefield they’d probably have just ripped each other‘s clothes off and made love. That’s who they are, they’re not afraid to have sex with each other because he saying Augustine and she’s Scotia. No because she’s Scotia and he is Saint Augustine and this is where new age people are just really fucked up. They’ve never been anything other than a man and a woman and men and women are real things. There are actual men there are actual women you have so defiled reality and possibly the Bible if there’s reincarnation in the Bible and certainly if there’s purgatory with your heretical Christianity in America And your lack of understanding of liturgy that we don’t fucking understand what a gender is anymore.

I am so no Saint Augustine and Scotia are in love they were married. They had kids together as British aristocrats if there’s reincarnation that’s literally who Lacey and Lamar that’s just who they are so she was a hot Egyptian princess and he was a vicious Christian warrior what was the ass Lacey still looks like Scotia he was 6 foot four. He had asthma and wore glasses, I don’t know what that was about him and know that that’s who they are.

Why did Matthew kill himself? Because if she’s Scotia, I think it affected him that the illuminati was torturing him whether it affected him subconsciously as the warrior that he was, you couldn’t fairy triggering to him, spiritually him or or whether it was something else, and it was like the illuminati psychically read him as a warrior and they knew they were dealing with one with Lacey although they don’t want to admit it and so they killed him and she knows that and she’s pissed off and so is Lem.

What are they at? I don’t think they owe people explanation as much as everyone seems to think. At this point it’s a little weird that you all think that.

Yes, the Norwegian man who might be reading this blog might not be may have the hell. I kind of wonder if if there’s reincarnations if he was all our our our soldier at some point to but that’s a different topic it’s interesting. No, it’s a everyone’s interesting I mean these are famous people, I don’t think Lacey would’ve thought she was Scotia, but she is if there’s been Carnation I don’t think she would’ve thought she was necessarily a British aristocrat although that makes more sense to her. She’s definitely is a Scottish aristocrat if there’s reincarnation, but she also is Scotia, seemingly, and that being said, the fact that she’s those people and then he saying Augustine is just the reality of it. She’s not Jack. I don’t think he was gay. I think he was straight up and I think they’re in love and I think that’s hard for you all to except because you’ve been so bamboozled and brainwashed for the last hundred years. If there’s reincarnation you’re scared possibly to believe it because it’s just too sad it’s like the last time I knew that she was Scotia and that he’s a heterosexual and he’s Saint Augustine was like 100 years ago and I don’t want to do that because I’ve had a hard time since then.

Oh, so anyway what should I write about? I brought it by wrote about the absolute poverty and destitution I think that states in a profoundly beautiful way. What did I write about? I wrote about the actual poverty of United States not what happened, and some concentration camp in New Mexico, or some concentration camp in New York, who are some slaveowners kingpin in California I wrote about the real intellectually, astute, genuine poverty of the United States of America.

Which is what sadly unfortunately it was alcoholism for a lot of immigrants. It still is potentially it was poverty. You know me. We were poor and it was very sad. Because you want to buy things and you can’t. I wrote about sadness I wrote about I wrote about beauty because there’s something incredibly offensive about seeing a Normas Lee. Amazing sunset. Well, you’re freezing, and then thinking about how you can’t afford to be warm enough to make that moment. Less sad.

Because you look up into the heavens and you see the sunset and then you realize that’s as good as it’s going to get and when you go back home, it’s never going to be any better than that because you’re too cold.

And which is what a lot of Norwegians experience and it’s part of the reason they drink because they see the sunset they see the beauty of North Dakota and then they go home and be cold and so they drink to stay warm or to get warm enough to be less depressed by the cold, and the beauty of the Sunset. Yes my novels are that brilliant I guess people should be reading them and they’re not. I called Native Americans but they were called at the time I used colloquial English. I called them engines but I was smart enough to have done that intentionally is it she does the same joke. That’s actually family humor. She grew up with it is sort of it’s not a cultural relevance of relativism, but it’s a sort of sensitivity and hatred for people’s insistence on controlling other peoples words

Oh, so um, that’s what my novels about it.” says Simen Jóhannsson.

I thought that I was straight and that I still am and Lacey and I let go of that for a reason about the couple of days ago and then we thought in good conscience that we needed to bring it back again how we’re frustrated with God even if we’re reincarnated and we might not be, but even if we are, it’s in the Bible, we are losing our patience with Christ.” says Lem Billings on behalf of him and Lacey.

“ we just can’t believe that you’re Lem Billings. We just can’t believe that.” says Larry David

Larry may then try to help.