Last night, Lacey found out it has to be believed that Chris Hayes was obsessed with her for the last eight years, insistent, that she was in love with him because he was offended by her. He nearly completely misinterpreted her character and personality. I he profoundly insulted her and his perceptions, which were really pure presumption. He never backs them up with genuine evidence. He looked at her interactions with Diego and people on Instagram in the perfume community, and he entirely misinterpreted everyone’s psychological mindset, and totally under misunderstood. Not just her but lots of other people. And he made them mostly infinitely better than they were when it comes to social class, intelligence character mood, personality, everything, and yet in someways, he also totally misunderstood them, and gave them a sort of inane psychological dullness that really is actually sort of offensive on their behalf. One, but there was a profound insult in there for Lacey. He saw something, innocent and her and sad and turned it into something profoundly disgusting when all it really was was just incredible sadness.
Hello, and he carried with vast swaths of Hollywood and the American illuminati with him.
No, in reality, Lacey is a superior Scottish woman with an incredible amount of sadness and people like Bobby Kennedy Junior are terrified by their role in relation to her and lose their minds and intelligence in indescribable amounts of guilt and embarrassment. She is Layne Price. She is Sean Connery‘s character in the SNL skit of Jeopardy. She’s a woman, but as far as the type of human goes with a certain sort of personality, those two men are her and Lem. And of course other British characters are accurate too but to an American audience those two characters might make the most sense to point out.
A lot of dumb ass women who’ve been in love with her have made her farm work, impish jolly, and/or bitchy than it’s sane to make her. In reality, her and Lem are not homosexual, but it seems as though that’s the trend when women are attracted to her, they tend to make her far more jolly, impish, and/or bitchy. Of course that’s been entirely in the United States for the most part so it’s possible outside of the United States people know more instinctively that they’re not homosexual. It’s unclear why these homosexual women have done that to Lacey in their estimations of her. Are they insulting her, are they flattering her or is it just a misunderstanding? No, it’s unclear.
“A lot of Europeans and folks from other countries, online, like the estimations of Americans of Lacey because then they don’t have to feel inferior to her for reasons of social class. So if you’re reading this blog and you liked their estimations because then you were not so scared…be fucking careful for your life if you follow her on Instagram or have at any point.” says the CIA. They shrug.
“You think!?” says a woman from the Middle East in the perfume community.
“We can’t be expected to atone for your arrogance and stupidity. You’re an adult.” says the CIA to the woman.
“You know that makes sense that she’s like those people but then she’s an incredibly angry person and not angry in a way that’s endearing but angry in a way where you’re terrified that she’s like profoundly suicidal.” say ten men in the perfume community or who have followed her online. “We could make that enduring and tormented, but we’re not very nice people. And we would rather feel good about ourselves.”
“That sounds very Scandinavian and okay…but I have to think that it’s not entirely Scandinavian and that’s been part of the confusion. So when I think of her as Dutch she seems terrifying because I don’t think she’s insane and I think she’s incredibly angry.” says a Scandinavian man.
“Why do we keep making her maternal? Hey, that’s us doing that not her.” says a British man who followed her.
“Because we’re offended for reasons of social class and we can’t stand the fact that she’s just some how in this position of authority over us and so we make her maternal so that we don’t have to be afraid of her.” says a man from Norway.
Anyhow last night, Lem tried to have sex with his wife again. And once again, she was “too tired” and she fell asleep. It was late, but it shouldn’t of been quite that quick. And that’s put both him and Lacey in a very surly mood.
I think it’s really easy to misunderstand leave her a Virgo like frighteningly easy I can say that because I’m one of them I’m a Virgo I am they’re really easy people to misunderstand and you know God I’ll have to sort out if there’s something to astrology or not but when I think of her as a Virgo Virgo or libra, it scares me because we can get lost in other peoples personalities when we’re analyzing them when we’re relating to them, we can kind of end up reflecting back to much or getting literally lost and we still exist but somehow we get lost which kind of makes sense if you think of October and September those months at least in North America are very beautiful but they’re in their transition periods so that the climate is very temperate it’s very pretty, but if it if winter or summer were too loud fall can get lost completely and that’s so emblematic of a Virgo or libra. If the surrounding months get too pushy, you kind of lose the significance of that transition so they can seem like it’s just winter or just summer and wouldn’t either of those libra and Virgo are September and October so in North America we’re supposed to be kind of a complex temperate I am, somewhat mellow somewhat actually not mellow personality actually yeah it’s a it’s interesting edit no there would be nothing to this but be careful I don’t know why we’re not supposed to go engage in an astrology but that that is Lacey and I don’t think you should be I don’t think you should be quite so sure that Lem, even though he was an Aries was in perfect for her, regardless of what she is You could think oh he’s spring and he wants to warm up. Are you sure about that? Are you sure that April wants to become June I don’t know that that’s actually all that healthy for him to be smiling all the time and be so warm it’s possible that he actually would like to just be himself because that’s what normal loving relationships are when you’re with the right gender in your love, so maybe in October or September would be perfect for him because it allows him to be April which is rainy and possibly rather unpleasant and yet not good September can be warm sometimes in a way that he is it especially early September October can be probably ferociously cold in a way that April generally isn’t But it’s also very temperate at times in a way that he isn’t but there’s a similarities and so they sort of understand each other what they don’t have is June or July or really January but she can explain January to lab if he ever listened She could explain December January, perfectly well with her understanding through October and maybe even November she could explain to him October understands November December and January pretty pretty darn well they start to lose track in February and get confused but they get they get December January and November. He it was his job to explain June and July to her to through his perspective and may add February but he never does that and that’s why those pictures in the snow are so significant because that’s where they meet they meet in the snow that’s very native and a way to both of them, no he’s not. He never is condescending to her. He’s never he’s never condescending and that’s actually possibly very hurtful. It’s nice but it’s also very hurtful because his innate response to her might’ve been one of condescension because he might’ve been a year or two older than her, and of course he would’ve been attracted to her, but he was supposed to be a few years, older, and very sure that he knew a hell of a lot more about almost everything, I am and instead I don’t know he’s just he’s not like that which is nice but also very weird. She never experiences May June or July and so he needed to explain that to her but instead he thought he was gay fact those months and sold his soul out to them in a way that’s very symbolic of global warming. And that’s global warming right on cue, and so, if love had some parts in creating global warming that she did not, he may be making a total ass of himself in a way that he wasn’t even anticipating this morning.
Because it’s possible that April wants to explain June July and August and May, but he doesn’t get a word in edgewise because those months have become so possessive of him that it seems like he is the most evil month of the entire year. Not just for Lacey but for all of humanity it seems like he’s the bitch who sold out to June instead of letting spring exist. He wanted to be high on crack all the fucking time never have any human emotions never feel anything other than just fucking high off his ass all the time so he sold his soul to a crack pipe. That’s what it looks like. Because even if he was straight, what was he getting out of that relationship? He might’ve been trying to be gay not just because he thought he was but because he somehow felt superior by being with Jack.
And then that ruins, possibly the entire month of April for anyone born in that month who came after him when everyone thought he was gay or misses his character if he’s innocent at all. And because it’s so profoundly disturbing.
It makes Aries look like worthless shit. It makes it seem like the part of their personality. That’s sincerely conflicted and complex is just subterfuge to be manipulative and get in everyone’s pants. He he made the entire sign of Aries seem like street trash, white trash bitch nobody’s with no depth who are faking being deep when they’re serious.” says the CIA.
“ I actually agree with that I’m a homosexual, but now I completely agree with that because it does look like that even even if he’s even if he’s like gay it, he just his personality. Seems like he’s just a sellout pathetic asshole.” says a gay man outside the US.
“I’m not. I’m really not.” says Lem.
Later.
“Hey. What made the US media interpret my anger as homosexual cuteness.” asks Casi Brooke Hart. “You did that to Lem too!!”
“We thought he was like…poor and shit?” says Bill Bradlee.
“What was he!?” asks Casi, laughing.
“He made us all feel insecure.” says Bill Bradlee.
“As a straight man?” asks Casi.
“Yeah! It was really egotistically comforting to think of him as gay.” says Bill Bradlee.
“Yeah. I’m the queer, poor, moody one. Not Lem. Umm…but my emotions aren’t so…meaningless.” says Casi.
“ but if we give your emotions meeting Casi, then we have to take people like Lacey seriously in a way that we don’t want to and we also start to feel really weird about the state of the United States of America.” says Bill Bradlee.
“ oh, what does it mean if her emotions mean something, even if she really was queer and moody?” asks Casi’s mom.
“ basically that were totally fucked up and we’re totally fucked over.” says Bill Bradlee.
“ no they’re not meaningless. I am that so much shallow, moody, queer character, Lem’s is not, but we’re both Aries and I can’t help but think Lacey being keen to cross the pond took my rage as an Aries and interpreted it correctly, and it just maybe gave her pause as to think of why she was looking forward to leaving the US.” says Casi.
“ that’s pretty close to 100% accurate!” says Lacey.
“ casi you’re not lame but you’re alive lab doesn’t let us talk to him anymore because we fucked everything up with him. If God allows you to what exactly is it that you’re worried about when it comes to the US add some deep intuitive level?” asks Bill Bradlee.
Casi thinks. “ she was too. She was to secure it herself, and I misinterpreted it, but she seemed way too confident. OK Lacey is like a Scottish British nationalist. She’s very loyal to the British crown. She’s very much a monarchist, but at the end of the day she loves that country. She loves her people, and she seemed supremely confident, she would agree that I think scared me.” says Casi Brooke Hart.
“ casi that’s profoundly prescient information that I wish we’d let you and Lem explain to us and I’m sorry that we didn’t. Do what? What is it that is her attitude towards the US in 2015?” asks the CIA.
“ hi Lacey is not a traitor if you’re trying to make her that this was in her heart and soul I don’t think you can do much about that but no it seems like she came to the US and she conquered us and she was sort of a celebratory lane price or even Sean Connery thinking that they done a very good job and that it’s just blowing blowing out of the park and that they were on their way to a sort of victory lap!” says Casi.
“ do you have any idea what it was that she thought she done?” asks the CIA, laughing.
“ the oil prices were very high at that point she was inheriting tens of thousands of dollars every birthday every Christmas sometimes for Easter. I bet there was probably a check in the mail for like 5000 10,000 $20,000 tax free and just personal gifts and I think she thought, we are really cashing out. I think she felt almost in her spirit as though she had taken over all of Nesheim oil for the British crown of 1800s and her and her husband‘s family.” says Casi.
“ how did how did she think she had taken them over? Do you think?” asks the CIA.
“ Lacey somehow had it arranged because of who she is that she was in a sort of leader ship position in the family hurt her parents. I’m guessing at some of the older siblings, and people respected her because she was so intellectual and cold and pretty and had done so well, even though she had graduated from college, she still was everyone’s little darling and Ed she was well respected because what she slept with one person outside of marriage with and married one I mean come on like she’s up with two men outside of marriage and she married one of them and that’s it and she was exceptionally sexy and attractive and intelligent and well bred. Sweet, sexy, personality submissive. They were proud of the fact that she was who she was, and that she married someone from a wealthy family from the East Coast who went to an a little Ivy and no they’re not like them, but there was enough of a social statement and marrying her husband that I think they thought she really is quite impressive an inch and so because because of that, she sort of gained a leadership position. And that’s the problem she was a leader and she’s a Christian and so I think she thought I am taking the whole family with me back to Scotland and we’re just gonna worship Christ and kick ass as they might say so it’s like we’re just going back to Scotland we’re going out we’re gonna worship Christ you’re going to be in or superior I guess gonna be humble cause we’re in a region And we’re going to teach people lesson in humility but we essentially are doing quite well at eight. I think she thought that they really yeah they just knocked it out of the park and so she was very nobly and very British which isn’t necessarily him as stupid looking as you think I have a feeling it’s a little more languid and yet elegant, like Rachel Ward or really Michelle Dockery to so they’re very like sharp and cold but there’s something very motive still about it I am and that’s just who they are so that could be part of why the British men stay in England even though they’re so good, looking right, because the women actually are kind of attractive and it might be in a way that other people can’t be. But Lacey is that. And I don’t see a lot of that wholesome sort of gentle Scandinavian and her there’s a little bit of that but I don’t think that’s our predominant personality. There might be some Dutch but I don’t think it’s I think it really is just primarily British. So in a sense like who are the banks and they’re probably head to an American, their upper upper upper class lower upper class, which is what she’s always identified as being which could be who she is but it might actually have diminished this Nesheim slightly because she didn’t understand who they are in Scandinavia, but she knew they were upper class at the very least. But the bangs are probably more lower upper class so they shop at Bentley & Skinner and they get a $50,000 diamond and it’s an event but they’re very careful not to say too much because they feel ashamed of the fact that they don’t have more money.
I am I think to her a $50,000 ring is an extravagant right probably a guilty pleasure if God allows it.” says Casi.
“ yeah yeah and they’re not they’re not worried about it it’s like no we’re upper class but we’re very humble and that’s fine that’s just who we are to her. It’s probably not inappropriate but a little frightening talking to the Royal family because she doesn’t want to be out of place in a respectful way.” says Queen Camilla.
“ she’s not Kate Middleton their family really is lower upper class. So is she sort of like Camila? Yes but but they weren’t seems like Camila came from some popular social circle and that they were pretty wealthy. I don’t think the banks were quite that wealthy, which could be why they left and went to the US.” says Grandpa Banks.
“ are you some thing like me?” asks Helena Bonham Carter.
“ do we have to be ashamed when we say we are or can we be who you are?” asks Tom Banks.
“ oh, no, they do except us they do except us.” says Helena’s mother.
“ do they take you as seriously as we take you?” asks Grandpa Banks.
“ yes we do!” says Queen Camilla.
“ you better!” says Mel Pantell’s father. “ if you can’t take people like Helena and myself and the banks family seriously the British Royal family is meaningless.”
“ I would not have thought that the banks were quite that upper class, but it seems as though they might have been!” says Lacey Banks.
“ no it seems as though they might have been.” says Meghan Markle.
“ what the hell happened but they won’t let me be who I am where are they so threatened by me?” Lacey asks Meghan Markle.
“ oh, I hear you!” says Meghan.
“ the way your grandmother responded to you is really more indicative of a sort of sanity in Great Britain that should still exist. That’s how Diana would’ve reacted as well.” says Lacey.
“ they’re not really excepting but me personally it has nothing to do with the color of my skin. If it does it just they’re just suspicious. It’s not weird.” says Meghan.
“ sorry if I should be calling you Megan yes I should maybe be calling you princess Megan or something or your Royal highness but no that’s exactly correct possibly they had a right to be suspicious of you that was just normal but it got weird.” says Lacey.
“ honestly as a black person I might have people occasionally if I get crazy start till the end appreciate it literally pray for my family and my husband’s family because I worry about them.” says Meghan.
“ I can I can see what you mean no I can see what you mean. They worry me too.” says Lacey Banks.
“ what is it with them?” asks Harry.
“ i’m sorry to hear you say that!” says Lady Diana Spencer.
“ I feel like something got really off for lack of a better analogy. It’s almost like they drank soap.” says Lacey.
“ how much?” asks Harry.
“ oh, enough to make them throw up and have other issues.” says Lacey.
“ who gave them the soap!?” asks a black man.
“ I don’t know I’m a little suspicious of Kate and her family to be honest but I don’t know and that if it was them it’s possible it can be fixed I don’t know but it seems like they drink soap psychologically it looks like they drink soap and I don’t. I don’t think I don’t think Queen Elizabeth drank it. I’m a little worried that Philip did it to them, or was it Philip and Kate somehow it seems like they were trying to clean themselves up or something and they just went off the deep end. I don’t know. I wonder if it pre-dates Kate and it goes back to what some thing to do with their parents marriage.” says Lacey.
“ what what’s up with my parents marriage I don’t understand.” says King Charles III.
“ why was Philip always so angry at her? What is he even angry? He’s very difficult to understand.” says Lacey Banks.
“ when did I break her heart!?” asks Lacey.
“ I don’t know it seems like it was in the 40s or 50s?” says Lacey.
“ I think that’s the thing we don’t really want to talk about it with the children but it does seem like that’s what what what went wrong he didn’t seem to respect her enough as a monarch in the bedroom.” says Lem.
“ yes because there’s a scene from the crowned that sort of explains it he needed to be loyal to her or incredibly deferential, even when it came to love, because she really was the queen of England she really was the queen, and if he couldn’t do that he was calling into question the validity of the of the royal crown in the entire world.” says Lacey Banks.
“ but how does how does a man do that and still maintain the premise that he’s the man and that he’s actually genuinely love?” asks the British Press.
“ I think I’m waiting for her to explain that in a way that’s appropriate and that might be the answer right there by allowing for that reality to be he’s expressing that he genuinely loves her.” says Lacey.
“ that makes sense no, that makes so much sense.” says a black woman.
“ yeah, he didn’t let her be the queen all the time.” says an African man.
“Philip why did you do that?“ yells Africa.
“ i’m sure the answer will be very interesting.” says King Charles III.
“ oh, I agree do you and Camila need to hear it or is this just helpful?” says Lacey Banks.
“ hi I would like to hear an interpretation of whatever said.” says Prince William.
The Royal Family leaves the conversation.
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