Payton Vs. Lem

Take Me Away by ACRAZE plays.

“ love wins you’re hideous compared to him you look like absolute fucking shit.” says Mr. Pantell.

“Ahh..Lem wins. You’re hideous compared to him. You look like absolute fucking shit.” says Mr. Pantell. He’s a shipping magnet from Great Britain and if reincarnation exists…his daughter Mel…was God’s first choice to be Lacey’s grandfather.

Laughter at Payton Manning.

“The first version of every paragraph is now the shit version. Edited by the illuminati. The second version is what was actually said anyway Peyton, you really do lose the there’s no contests you’re not anywhere remotely as important or handsome as lab. I’m sorry Lacey was never attracted to you at all. She thinks you’re hideous looking, you’ve lied to yourself and thought you could have any woman you want it because you’re a football star and that’s Padme falls there’s absolutely no truth to that and I think that’s why you kill me if you touch because he could get pussy on demand and you’ve discovered with your sweater sets and you’re ill fitting pants that that’s not quite the game that you possess within your tight little white trash ass.” says Mel’s father.

“The first version of every paragraph is now the shit version edited by Illuminati. The second version is what was actually said.

Anyway, Peyton, you really do lose. There’s no contest. You’re not anywhere remotely near to as handsome or important as Lem.

I’m sorry…Lacey was never attracted to you at all. She thinks your hideous looking.

You’ve lied to yourself…and thought you could have any woman you wanted because you’re a football star and that’s patently false. There’s no truth to that. *he laughs at him*

And…I think that’s why you killed Matthew Nesheim. Because he could get pussy on demand. And yet you’ve discovered with your nouveau riche cashmere men’s sweater sets…and your ill-fitting pants that that’s not quite the game you harness within your tight little white trash ass.” says Mel’s father.

“Peyton are you bisexual!?” asks Mel’s father.

“Yes! I’m closeted.” says Peyton Manning.

“Yeah. You are not my type. At all.” says Lacey like he’s failed an important test in college and might be expelled.

Megaton by Ummet Ozcan plays for Peyton Mannings poop hole should there be an Illuminati. He shoots hard pellets of shit out like a machine gun from his butthole. He believes it’s sexy. Truly. To Lacey as a cis, straight woman that’s his “A GAME.” He’s HIDEOUS to her!! She possibly couldn’t find a man more repulsive than Peyton Manning.

“Let’s look at them objectively patent. You have been hyped up by the illuminati to yourself as Lacey’s dream boat, and that was part of the reason you felt compelled to kill her, because Chris told you that if she was following her sexual urges as a natural normal woman who wasn’t a fucking Golddigger, that she be masturbating to thoughts of you, and that if she wasn’t delusional and pathetic, that should be masturbating to thoughts of you not love Billings but because you’re a potentially brain dead, white trash football star, you don’t understand that and so you killed her cousin because that’s not true he’s dim is dirt and you have problems and I don’t know. I hope you didn’t kill him. You may have so many traumatic brain injuries that you’ve become a hard homicidal danger to everyone. I don’t know what your problem is Peyton you look like you were a lot heck of a lot more saying when you were younger, so worst case no you were a complete psycho pathic nitwit when you were young, but you’ve become that as you’ve aged (says Lem)

You had been hyped-up by the Illuminati to yourself as ‘Lacey’s dreamboat.’ And that was part of the reason why you felt compelled to kill her…because Chris told you that, ‘If she was following her sexual urges as a natural normal woman who wasn’t a fucking golddigger she would be masturbating to thoughts of you and if she wasn’t delusional and pathetic she’d be masturbating to thoughts of you at night.’

(Lacey lost interest at this point in translating. Sorry.)

“Let’s look at them objectively, Peyton.

“ I am honestly scared right now I will send to this music and reading about what she saying. I’m realizing who she could be and I really don’t understand you people paint. They’re literally demons enabling you better get exhausted I don’t think you understand you’re listening to demons you don’t have God’s truth and you when you’re attacking her you’re just listening to disgusting demons.” says a Christian reading this blog.

System Majority by Layton Giordani plays.

“Jack had…a wedgie? Poor thing. The cuffs! The flabbiness? Oh dear!” says Lacey.